>Don't forget the silly edition Edition
Anon has finally been brought to justice. Justice means no dessert and going to bed early.
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>>25260039
Pastebins:
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http://pastebin.com/u/Aftercase
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http://pastebin.com/u/Davyjones635
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http://pastebin.com/u/dungeoncrawler
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>>25381563
Oh shit, that's cute.
>>25381563
Muy bien, gracias!
>>25381649
'Course mate.Waiting with bated breath for more aonnxary from prev thread
http://pastebin.com/dm6L4zZY
>>25380656
>Then you hear the sound of hooves racing towards you.
>It's Aryanne, with a ring of drywall still clung around her rump.
>She jumps on and hugs you.
>"Anon!"
>You recover from the blow and smile.
"Hey, Ary. You seem excited."
>You look at the drywall and softly laugh.
>Her eyes seem to sparkle as they watch you.
>"I'm just glad that you're alright, Anon."
"Yeah, well I'm glad I'm alright, too."
>She gives you an unamused look.
"Oh, I'm just joking. Though I'm grateful I won't have to pencil in any funerals today."
>She hugs you again, then lies in your lap while you continue towards Redheart's office.
>And though the initial shock seemed to of worn off already, you knew you would never be able to shake away today.
>Your thoughts drift back to the whole 'dream' thing.
>There was no doubt that this was real, now.
>You were now officially stuck here.
>Wherever 'here' was.
>And you hadn't even thought about yourself back home.
>Were you teleported?
>Were you dead already?
>Were you cloned somehow?
>You shook the thoughts away and just focused on Aryanne.
>Though, you knew that these were thoughts you'd have to fully acknowledge.
>At some point.
>"Okay, we're here, Anon."
>Redheart opens her office door and lets you wheel in.
>You're feeling a lot less uncoordinated now.
>Aryanne hops off, and Redheart ushers you to a bed.
"So, how come you made me come here? I've got a room."
>"Because I want to see the extent of the damage. There seems to be no MAJOR problems, as far as I know, but you both couldn't have inhaled that much smoke without any kind of consequence. Especially not enough to warrant CPR."
>Her cheeks grow red.
>"Now please, both of you, lie down. I've got a job to do!"
>>25382748
Fuuuck. I'll just call this the first and last (for today) post in this thread. The longer I write, the longer time I take trying to write it, and I have a feeling that if I go further, I'll develop some horrifying, irredeemable green creature in the process. I believe in (though still shit,) quality over quantity.
So I'll see you tomorrow folks!And fellow writefags keep delivering that green. I still haven't seen more of >>25361087
>>25383347
And so the first bump marathon in the new thread begins.
>>25383404
That's exactly why I wish the writefags would post more often.
Real life sucks dick.
>>25383523
I know man. That's why I'm here, imagining being cuddled by ponies.
>>25383799
'Tis the dream!
>>25384128
Feel bump
>>25373039
>Returning from arts and crafts, you're surprised to see the black suit changeling queen in your room.
"Hi, uh... may I ask why you're here?"
>"Oh, I'm just waiting while Anon's in the shower."
>It's at this moment that an overwhelming smell washes over you.
>The kind of smell that leaves you winking.
"I see," you say, awkwardly rubbing your mane with a hoof, "I'll leave you to it then. Tell Anon I'll see him at lunch."
>"Why's that?" Anon says, exiting the washroom with his upper half naked and still shiny from steam.
>Another powerful wave of smell hits you, and you realize may not have even gotten in the shower.
>That smooth body, covered in the sweat of... stuff.
>You'd snuggle that then share a shower with him, no question.
>Except, well, his smell is from another mare, and you'd rather not have sweaty seconds as your first.
>Wait, Anon's still there, staring, say something quick!
"Uh, well, you see, I figured youd be spending more time with che...chu...uh..."
>"Chelicera," she supplies helpfully.
"Yeah. I figured you'd want to spend more time with her, since, well..."
>"Well what?" Anon asks, legitimately curious.
"Since you two were doing, well, lewd stuff."
~~~
>Oh, my, this pony is thinking silly things
"What makes you say that?" You ask, leaning on the doorframe.
>"You mean you can't smell it? It smells like you two have been having fun in here since breakfast."
"I've been out running and excersizing. What you smell is probably just my sweat, though I didn't think it was that bad."
>Lifting an arm, you sniff your pit before scrunching your nose in disgust.
"Okay, maybe I need this shower more than I thought. Anyways, I wont be long, and then we can all go do more prison stuff together."
>The two nod, while you retreat into the now somewhat steamy room.
>Outside, inknown to you, the two there both glance at the door, specifically the keyhole.
>A knowing nod passes between them, and they creep to the door.
>>25384949
~~~
>Those inmates have seen too much!
>You're supposed to be the one peeking on the alien, seeing it's strange alien genitals.
>Your only regret is not having seeing crystals in it's bathroom.
>No matter, you'll make sure you become it's only roommate, and everything will be fine.
>Good thing you checked your monitors one last time before leaving.
>Only two little stepping stones to take the alien for yourself.
Just a little bit for tonight. Cya all.
Remember to love your lovebugs.
>Remember to love your lovebugs.
Bruh
We JUST got off the feel train
>>25381563
How do ponies arrest someone anyway? They just hope you give up?
Going bump in the night
Just for a minute let's all do the bump
Post-midnight bump. And I gotta sleep m8s. Someone else must keep the thread alive
>>25384964
>>25385307
And remember they love to cuddle.
Bamp
>>25385353
No, Arresting Officer jumps on them and then says "you're under arrest."
>>25387074
And then angrily cuddles them into submission.
>>25381563
Wait... If she isn't wearing a shirt, where does that badge pin in? Her skin?
Ouch.
>>25381563
It's "Anon in pone prison #25"
Why is it so hard for you to do things correctly?
>>25385353
They use their diabetes-inducing glares, depicted in the image, to immobilize the criminals.
Fucking christ, did someone turn the internet off? No threads have updated in the past half hour, no forums, not even Tumblr! Did everyone just decide to simultaneously take a nap or something?
>>25384964
FUZZY LOVE BUGImagine how happy she'd be when she doesn't have to change for you to love her
Gotta head to class in a bit. If there no new green when I get back, I'llbe really, really sad
>>25389047
As will I anon
>>25389047
>>25389471
>Be back from morning math class
>No new green
Life is suffering.
B ump
Bu mp
>>25389706
Isn't it always?
>>25383347
I only wrote that cause I got drunk one night and wondered if they would have booze on the inside. I have no real idea where I want to go with this, and it is complete shit. You asked for it though, asshole.I guess I'll just take over the gay until WoI gets back or something. But not too gay I hope... Sorry in advance for this.
Fucking bump fest.
>Be anon, day 11 in pone prison.
>Anything else had happened.
>You forgot that you were a really emotional drunk.
>You forgot a lot of other things too... it felt like you had been here for months.
>Last night-- shit, or was it yesterday?
>Fuck, it all seems the same right now.
>You sit and contemplation for a bit, thinking through the last few days as best you can.
>After going over things several times, you finally decide that it must have been last night.
>Yeah, ok, so last night you and your roommate...
>Fuck...
>You were a queer now, huh?
>Nigger tits.
>>25392582
>Be Blue Skyes.
>10 days ago you got a new roommate.
>An alien who showed up on the outskirts of town one night.
>His name was Anon, and he was the most interesting being you had ever met.
>He didn't walk around on four legs like most other creatures in equestria.
>He was kind of like a cross between a dragon and a minotar, except he didn't have a tail or wings.
>You and him had gotten along so well since he got here.
>At first he seemed kind of confused and dissoriented, but after the first couple of days he had no trouble adapting to his new life here at the Canterlot Care Center.
>For some odd reason he was really uncomfortable with the prison uniforms.
>You couldn't fathom why, it was just a hat afterall.
>It didn't take long for him to fit in though.
>He had so many interesting stories to tell!
>He told you all kinds of crazy tales about impossible inventions and crazy events.
>He had stuck to you like glue for the whole time, and he was so open to conversation.
>You found it kind of endeering at first, but you quikly realized that there was something more to it.
>Nopony would spend so much time with someone else like that unless...
>How forward...
>Tonight, you would have yourself a glass of cider with dinner, and once you got back to your room, you would ask him.
>Good thing you were a lightweight, you didn't have that many points left to spare.
>>25392590
>You're Anon, for like the third time.
>You sat on your bed mulling over last night again and again.
>You can't believe you actually did that...
>You had just snuggled up with your roommate and turned off the lamp on your nightstand.
>Poor guy just got done telling you what he did to get put in here.
>He was so sad about it.
>He cried his fucking eyes out while he choked out a story about how he cut in line to use the restroom at the park.
>It was ridiculous, and you knew it, but to see such a cut little thing cry like that, to show so such sorrow and regret...
>It killed you inside.
>It drove a dagger into your heart, and all you could do was embrace him and tell him it was alright.
>So that's what you did.
>The poor thing cried into your shoulder for hours.
>If you weren't drunk off your ass you wouldn't have stayed there with him.
>But you were.
>And so you sat, and cried with him.
>Once he had finally stopped bawling, you picked him up and laid down with him under the covers, holding him tight and petting his mane as always.
>Then you did it...
>You..
>You gently kissed the top of his head, and you told him...
"I love you, Blue skyes."
>Fuckin' gay man.It's a dark day when I have to bump with content as shit as this. Writefags, please come back.
>>25392604
no, this is good. please continue when you get the urge
>>25392649No, author's right, it's pretty shit m8. I dunno about anyone else, but I'm not into stallions, regardless of how cute and/or cuddly they may be.
All we can do is bump. And maybe post some pics of cute guards mares while we're at it.
>>25393057
>>25393145
You know the most fucked up thing? I never had any desire for male anythings before pony. This shit straight up turned me gay. I get not wanting the dick, but I can no longer understand not wanting to cuddle a pony, male or not.
>>25393241
Do whatever feels right man. It's honestly not that weird compared to some of the shit that goes on on this very website.And MLP did weird shit to me too.
>>25382748
"Sure thing, doc."
>You and Aryanne climb onto the beds and lie your asses down.
>Redheart comes around with what looks like a flat screen TV on wheels and places it beside you.
>You can see yourself enveloped in a white glow.
>"Hmm... Well, you're MOSTLY alright, Anon! A few years shaved off here and there, but alright!"
"...A few years? From what?"
>"Well, aside from the obvious bit of lung damage, you have a very, VERY-very-very small bit of brain damage..."
"Wow, what great news."
>Aryanne gasps.
>"How is that great news, Anon?!"
>Wow, these ponies REALLY don't understand sarcasm.
"I'm kidding, Ary."
>She pauses, then slowly lies back down, a worried look still crossing her face.
>"Y-yeah, I knew that..."
>Redheart just clicks her tongue and brings the TV thing around to her.
>After a short, magic-y moment, she lowers herself and stares at its screen.
>"...Alright, for the most part, you're pretty much unscathed. No minor signs of damage anywhere... It seems Anon here took your part of it."
>You lazily wave your arms in the air.
"Woooo."
>"And, you know, if I'm being honest here, I expected a LOT more life-threatening stuff here. Anon, you never cease to amaze me. It's a good you reacted how you did."
"Y-you too..."
>She blushes.
>"S-so then... Will you two need any help getting to your rooms?"
>The offer is tempting.
"Hmm... Nah, I think we're good."
>"Okay, Anon..."
"And hey, you ever need anything, just drop by, alright? I'm only here for a few more hours."
>She nods.
>You and Aryanne hop off the beds and leave the office.
>You're both silent.
>Now alone, something keeps nagging you.
>You keep glancing at her every few moments, and you've caught her doing the same.
>You have to say something...
"...So, about earlier..."
>"About earlier..."
>You both pause.
>"You first."
"You go first."
>Another pause.
"Ladies first."
>She paws at the ground and stares.
>"Did... Did you mean those things you said?"
"...That's what I was gonna ask."
>>25393644
YEEEESSSSSSSS
BASEDBIRD RETURNS
>>25393776
Ialmostalways do, Anon.
>>25389706
Sorry m8, but many sacrifices were made to keep my soul from being sold for student loans. Can't post 'till I'm home.Also, you being sad makes me sad, and that's sad.
>>25391484
Green always comes in the evening. Speaking of,
>>25384964
>"Well, he's certainly... different from what you see in textbooks," Strawberry says, looking over at you, both of you now away from the door.
"Quite different from drones too. But now's not the time for such thoughts."
>"Yeah, we have plenty of time for that during our sentence. Right now... uh... what do we need to do right now?"
>Opening your mouth to make a snappy reply, nothing comes to you.
>You've never dealt with a male like this, and you still haven't figured out anything.
>"Well, lunch is coming up soon, maybe we should share our pudding with him. He doesn't get any because of his sentence."
"That's a great idea. Everyone loves pudding, and with us being his only source, he's be in the frogs of our hooves."
>Smiling with your plan, you wait while listening to the sounds of Anon in the shower.
>Not as sexy as it might sound.
>Not too much later, Anon exits the shower, clean and fresh.
>And not smelling of orgies, which is only mildly disappointing.
>"So, do you two have any ideas on what to do before lunch?"
~~~
>Your prison carriage rolls up to the prison, and you look up at the sign over it.
>Toughest place there is.
>Many ponies have broken here, before being helped back to normalcy by the excellent staff.
>And now, you have to deal with it.
>Even for yourself, a pony who has lived thousands of years, this will be hard, especially as a black suit.
>But for that Alien, it'll be worth it.
>Ahead, the warden comes out to greet you, several tough looking guards with him.
>"Hello, I'm Happy Peppy Gary, and welcome to the Learn-a-torium prison and rehabilitation center. I hope we can get along."
>>25394149
Only this for tonight though. Cya folks.
>>25393644
>"W-well, I'd like to know on your part..."
>You run a hand through your hair.
"See, I've seen too many chick-flicks to know that we'll either have the same opinion here, or one of us is going to seem like a major dick because of this. Can we just... can we keep an adult mindset here? We're both adults, right?"
>She nods.
"And because of how weird this might be, I suggest that we both say our answers at the same time. Sound good?"
>She hesitates, but slowly nods.
"Okay, I'll count down."
>You use your hands to start from three.
>Two, one-
>"Yes."
"I think."
>You both pause, trying to siphon out the other's answer.
>"Y-you... You 'think'?"
>That look in her eyes...
>Wrong answer.
>Big time.
>"H-how don't you know?"
>She looks hurt.
"Okay, I've got a bit of explaining to do, here..."
>She just nods.
"Well, I guess to start off, I only just figured out about an hour ago that this ISN'T all a dream, and I was somehow torn from my world or killed or something..."
>"You... you thought this was a dream? S-so... everything was FAKE?"
"Woah, woah, no! I told myself I'd just go with the flow, so everything I've done here is purely me, but... I was in the mindset that I actually had a world to come back and wake up to. NOW, I've just found out that pretty much everybody I know and love- every single thing I've seen, touched, felt, is probably all gone, like it never even happened in the first place..."
>She just stays silent.
"I guess... as stupid as it sounds, it's not you, it's, literally, ME. I've got some rethinking, possibly a few nights of uncontrollable crying ahead of me while the realization passes..."
>You lose yourself in thought, and see Aryanne just looking up at you with a sad look.
>"I-I understand... I think..."
>You can see how much she's hurting.
>It kills you.
>And, it's not her fault you thought your life was a lie here.
>And... thinking of this from a logical standpoint, shit like this is always better with others...
NO PROOFREADING WOOO
>>25393644
>>25393898
>>25394237
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jg0oRp7Dqa0
This is what you are to me.
>>25394274Y-you too...
>>25394237
>She softly sighs and stands up.
>Thinking half from your mind and half from your heart, you swoop in, pick her up, and kiss her while she's in your arms.
>And, due to the lack of raging fires and fucking smoke and shit everywhere, it's actually pleasant.
>Her face is so damn red you can name it as its own hue.
>And, you're going to admit, you're not a good kisser.
>At all.
>You got fit because you wanted to get some damn scholarships and leave your mom's house, but by then, well, pony prison happened.
>Not many women are attracted to men living in their cat-infested mother's house, handsome or not.
>Though you were told many times how good looking you were.
>...Fucking cats cockblocked you.
>So, the kiss, was wet, sloppy, and holy shit, was it arousing.
>But, for now, you just wanted massive cuddles.
>And you still needed to cuddle every fucking pony in this goddamn prison.
>Every, single, ONE.
>You felt one of her hind legs slightly kick.
>And, especially being with your mother, when you saw movie scenes with hardcore, tongues flailing kind of kissing, you looked away.
>But this, THIS.
>You were practically eating each other's faces, in a very sensual way.
>Though the kiss itself probably looked normal from the outside, inside was a full on wrestling match, or World War III.
>It was the best shit ever.
>But finally, she taps out, and with your superior human lungs, you come out, smiling.
>There's even a string of saliva still connecting you both.
>And though you still thought that shit was kinda disgusting, hell if it wasn't arousing.
>And you could've sworn you read somewhere that making out with someone was the equivalent of licking a public bathroom toilet bowl.
>But, licking toilet bowls didn't get you hard, so fuck science, and germs and shit.
>Plus, after living with nine million cats, you're pretty sure you've got loads of them.
>The thought hits the shit out of you.
>Now you feel like taking a shower.
>>25394550
Fuck yeah. First this prison. Then Celestia. Then the entire nation.All their mares are belong to us.
>>25394713Was hugging all the mares part of your plan?
>>25394550
>Hmm, maybe you could take a shower with Ary?
>And Jesus, why are you even going on this thought trip?
>Your mind's going fucking crazier than a goddamn kid on Christmas.
>...See?
>Where the hell did that come from?
>When the hell did you start making analogies?
>You blink and focus on the cute white pony in your arms.
>She looks like she's melting.
>"O-oh my g-gosh..."
>You laugh.
>Wait, why did you kiss her anyways?
>Other than really wanting to, of course...
>-Oh, right!
"I take back everything I said. If I'm gonna live a new life here, I want you in it."
>She lazily nods and smiles.
>"I-I..."
>You just smile and start walking down the hallway.
>You're smile never fades.
>You take a short moment to notice that.
>You've... you've actually never been this happy before.
>Tomorrow seems like it'll be EXCITING.
>You're not dreading the shit out of tests, or cats, or more awkward movie nights with your lonely mother.
>-Fuck.
>Though, you ARE dreading being thrown out of the prison...
>That thought never hit you until now...
>You're still technically an inmate, still...
>Hmm...
>Well, maybe you could put yourself back in here?
>What COUNTS as a crime, anyways?
>Other than too many cats?
>...Maybe you could flip over a table, or litter or something...
>But you don't want to do anything TOO dickish...
>Your mind snaps back as you realize you walked past Ary's room.
>She's still too out of it to really notice.
>Man, either you're a better kisser than you thought, or you just deprived her of so much oxygen that she became a retard.
>You laugh.
>You open the door and walk inside.
>The wine and shit is still out and open.
>You place Ary on the bed with a 'pomf'.
>"What are we gonna do on the bed, Anon?"
>You grab the bottle.
"I'd say to let the wine decide."
>She smiles.
>You smile.
>Then a frown slowly crosses both your faces.
"...We still don't have any glasses."Goodnight, negroes, and keep it up, >>25394149
and >>25392604 it's good!
>>25394850
>>You're smile
>>25394888
Well, at least you got trips.
>>25394850
Trips confirm that green is dope. Looking forward to more.
And yeah. Let's get more writing up in here. I have to go be a productive faggot like some disgusting normie, but seeing some new green when I get back would make it somewhat bearable.Life would still be suffering though
>>25395001
>Trips confirm
I don't think so Kim.
>>25395001
>>25395105
God fucking dammit wrong one.
>>25394888
THERE. THIS ONE. TRIPS GET.
http://pastebin.com/k9TvSFW8
Be Anon
>Be carrying Short Fuse away from the prison’s GYM
>Be sore in more ways than one
>What the fuck just happened back there?
>Why did Fuse try to do something lewd with you?
>One more minute there and you couldn’t hold it
>Good thing Iron Curtain intervened, because if he hadn’t arrived in the nick of time… things wouldn’t have gone pretty
>You still have no idea why Fuse wanted to do /that/
>…Must be your fault for talking about strippers
>”Anon! I didn’t get to dress! Stop carrying me!”
“Oh? Oh right, sorry Fuse”
>You stop and slowly and carefully lower Fuse to the ground
>Using his magic, he starts to put his uniform on
>No joking or ‘acting’ now, uh?
>You look at him with concern in your eyes
>He notices you staring
>”What? Did I put my uniform backwards?” he says meanwhile turning around and looking at his back
“No, just wondering what you did back there”
>He starts blushing and looks at the floor
>”You... started it, I’m sorry. If you didn’t like that, I won’t do that again...”
>He idly scuffs the floor with a hoof, turning his gaze towards his own shoulder
>You can’t lie about liking that striptease. That was fucking hot for some reason
“I didn’t mind that, most of my species has done what you did. And other, worse things”
>And there it is again, that blank look of his
>What could he be thinking?
>”S-So… would you like a part 2 of what we did? M-Maybe you could start first this time”
>He bites his lip and looks up at you nervously
>…Oh right, you had the idea of taking photos of him...
>Maybe you could take some lewd ones!
“I have a better idea, Fuse”
>”Hmm? What is it? If it’s about lingerie, I’ve got plenty to wear! I may even have a few pieces in your size...”
>wat
“What? No. That’s... sexy?...But that’s not what I was trying to say”
>”Oh… forget about that then… what were you about to say?
>You are not forgetting about that
>>25395288
“Well I was thinking, I got a camera and you want to take photos. So what if I take some photos of you wearing something? We could do that when we finish the tour if you want”
>”Ah, a photo session? I always… wanted one”
>[Interested trap warden noises]
>His tail starts to move left and right, almost as if…
>Is he wagging his tail?
>”Yes! We can do a photo shoot when we finish the tour!”
“Good. That settled, we can continue with the tour, lead the way”
>”Sure thing Anon!”
>Fuse starts to move, but stops suddenly with a shy smile
>”So… Were you happy with that act?”
“Very. Especially with the view I had”
>Fuse begins moving on, and you follow behind
>Is he moving his tail suggestively again or is just your imagination?
>If only you could slap that ass…
>…
>Welp, your gay thoughts are having a field day
>Mostly because of that last part about lingerie Fuse mentioned
>Not about you wearing lingerie, but...
>…
>How would he look like in underwear like that?
>Hopefully Fuse is happy with making you gay for him…
>Would you be happy?...
>Eh, a hole is a hole
>Maybe Fuse wouldn’t go /that/ far anyway
>…Or maybe ponies in this world don’t have sex?
>Or do they?
>Maybe they are magically brought to life with a mirror or a magic cloning puddle or some shit?
>You really want to ask that, but… ugh, the awkwardness of that would be too much
>Fuse would probably pop from embarrassment
>Well, now Fuse is taking you to the Spa
>Can’t wait to see what kind of situations will happen
>Maybe you can play with Fuse a little this time…
>Hope there is soap in the Spa
>Slippery soap
>Very, /very/ slippery soap
>>25395297
Be Short Fuse
>Be walking alongside Anon, near the Spa of the prison
>And you are SO happy with that ‘stripping’ act!
>If Anon is happy, then you are too!
>And you can’t wait for that photo session! You always wanted one!
>You always wanted one back home
>But your parents…
>Well, they did a lot of them, but none of your liking…
>The horror…
“Fuse?”
>That bow sometimes gives you nightmares…
>”Fuse!”
>Why did dad give you that anyways? You were just a colt and…
>”Shorty!”
“Uh? What?
>”Finally. You were staring at the ceiling, muttering about bows… We are here, by the way”
”Oh… yes…”
>Wait, what did he call you?
“Did you call me… something?”
>”Oh I was just saying your name one and one more time, got tired and tried a new one”
“And that was…?”
>”Shorty”
“Do you… wanna call me that now or…?”
>”If you don’t like it, I’ll stick with Fuse. Your friends call you that, don’t they?”
“Yes, but…”
>’I’m taking over control’ says one thought
“Y-You can call me any name you want”
>You say while giving a wink
>’Control is returned, have a good day’ the thought said
>What was that!?
>”Okay?”
“ANYWAY, WE ARE HERE, LET’S ENTER, SHALL WE?”
>”Sure. …Isn’t anyone going to open the door like last time with Iron Curtain?”
“I don’t think so; Gentle Scent and Soft Pumice weren’t warned about this tour”
>”Those two are the owners of the Spa?”
“They are both the managers of the Spa”
>”Oh”
>You open the door of the Spa and both of you enter the place
>Anon looks astonished at how big is the place
>Maybe he hasn’t seen a spa before?
>The Spa manager, a male pony with a gentle lime-green coat and a mane like crushed quartz trots over to you
>As he approaches, the scent of rocks after rain slowly wafts around you
>”Oh, hello warden. Welcome back to the Spa”
“Good morning Pumice!”
I have a test tomorrow, i'll update tomorrow if I can.
Also, my drawfriend did a thing...
(NSFW) https://derpiboo.ru/1020035?scope=scpedb64a78a59b153417af56d29120d52fb90037698
>>25394850
>"...We still don't have any glasses."
kek
9/10 good story m8
Bomp
Awaiting with bated breath for bluebirdds return
>>25395306
Noice m8!
>>25394850
Does Aryanne still have a German accent, or was that just a gag for new prisoners?
Morning bump.
>>25395318
Post-morning classes bump
blip
>>25382748
Yer breddy gud. You honor Aryanne. Thank you for your efforts.
>Anon introduces human games to Equestria
>Candyland is considered brutal and unforgiving
>Nopony ever wants to play with him
>He plays with himself instead
>Princess Luna misunderstands his words and sends him to a mental asylum to cure his chronic masturbation
>>25397746
My headcanon for this story is that her accent is part of why ponies are so afraid of her, driving her to try and sound as normal as possible.But you know, headcanon.
>>25401390
but german accents are great
they always sound so fucking angry
>>25401390
New potential headcanon:
Most ponies are so skittish that an accent is enough to frighten them off.
Aryanne was jailed as a kid/teen for "sounding just like a villain", but gained an interest in rehabilitating criminals while there.
Poof!
Cutie mark.
Years later, she's the warden of the very place she found her calling.
Under her leadership, the prison has one of the best records in the country in terms of rehabilitation and low repeat offender rates.
>>25401433
And dubs confirm.
OH SHIT BUMPI'm still waiting for fucking Fallout 4 to download...
>>25401984might as well write....
>>25402043
Soon, Anon. Just let me cry and gather what I got for a moment.
>>25401226
Kek-worthy. I'd be interested in some green for this.
>>25401984
Eagerly awaiting more Ary escapades.
>>25401984
>months spent hype
>4 hours in
>15%
Life IS pain.Let's finally get to writing, then.
>>25402942
*suffering.
Whatever, you get the gist of it!
>>25394850
>You both sigh.
>"So... What do you want to do, then?"
>You shrug.
"...Let's just sleep, I guess. Pretty sure I'll have a few hours free 'till I leave tomorrow."
>She slightly frowns.
>"O-ok, Anon..."
>You nod and stand up from her bed.
>You cover the bottle and leave it on her nightstand, then start walki-
>"-Y-you can sleep here tonight, i-if you want..."
>She's staring at the bed and twirling her hair with a hoof.
>How in the hell do you say no to THAT?
"Sure, Ary."
>She lights up and throws the covers over for you.
>You hop in, and she assumes the position of the little spoon.
>Aside from pillows and a few fucking cats that managed to slip into your room back home, you'd never actually gotten the chance to cuddle like this.
>It's... great, to say the least.
>"Goodnight, Anon."
"Goodnight, Ary."
>You turn behind yourself and flip the lights off.
>Once you close your eyes, it's when you finally notice how tiring nearly dying actually is.
>"I... I love you, Anon..."
>
>Well shit, day two is here!
>And you're on the edge of the bed.
>With no blanket.
>How the fuck did you sleep like this?
>You slowly turn around and see the beautiful, blanket-hogging creature that is Aryanne.
>She's sprawled out on the bed, practically pushing your shit off.
>And because of how small the beds are, and how much you had to curl up just to lie properly, you're barely even ON the bed.
>You sigh and face the wall, before Ary turns and pushes you off, forcing your face into her nightstand in the process.
"GAH! FUCK! OH, MY FACE!"
>Your ass falls on the floor, and by the time you look up, Aryanne's already sitting, watching you with a worried expression.
>"Oh my gosh! Anon, are you okay?!"
"I think I broke my face."
>She hops off and sits by your side.
>"D-did I do that?"
Wanting to write some green but can't come up with any Guard pone names.
Help, any Anon?
>>25403244
BRICK SHITHOUSE
>>25403273
FLINT IRONSTAG
>>25403244
Guardy McGuarderson
Princess Notcelestia
Happy Lee
Toss Ntumble
Generic Guard #40
Pudding Pusher
Key Way
>>25403334
BIG MCLARGEHUGE
>>25403244
Joe Shmoe
Soggy Oats
Wonder Bolt
Clarence
Stiff Blanket
Barb Wire
Nightstick
>>25403244
Key Ring
Dead Bolt
Butter Toast
Nose Guard
Mr. Woodcock
Rape Whistle
Scones n' Jam
Brass Badge
Swiggity SwoogityI should really be doing math right now
>>25403244
The names depends in what type of guards you are making.
What kind of guards do you want?
Do you want minotaur guards?
Or just pony guards?
...
Add a breezie guard!
>>25401984
The game is good, but I don't feel it new for some reason...
>>25403203
>>25403203
"...No, I think I magically floated into the nightstand."
>"...So a Unicorn snuck in here?! Where is she?!"
>She turns around and starts growling.
"Okay, no, I fell off myself."
>With some goddamn help.
>She flocks by your side and hugs you.
>"Does it hurt? Is there anything I can do?"
"Well, I'd say to sit there and stay cute, but you seem to be doing that already."
>She blushes.
>Jesus.
>You'll never understand how you've avoided all these heart attacks after that first one.
>Then the room's door swings open.
>"-Warden, Princess Celestia is here and..."
>The stallion guard pony just stops and looks between you both.
>He finally settles for glaring at you with what you could only imagine as pure hatred.
>Dirty peasant doesn't know who he's glaring at...
>-Or, maybe he does, which is why he'd be glaring at you in the first place...
>"-She requests to see Anonymous."
"Oh, si, presente!"
>He just replies with a confused scrunch.
>His eyes never leave yours as he slowly closes the door with a loud, prolonged creak.
>...After a good minute or two, the door clicks shut.
"Well that guy was creepy."
>"-Princess Celestia, though? Why would she come here again?"
>You shrug.
"But we best move before she comes by and stabs us with that horn of hers..."
>Seriously, that thing is sharp as fucking dicks.
>-Well, no, dicks aren't that sharp.
>But it's scary.
>Almost impaled you the last time you snuggled her shit.
>She just nods, and you throw on your shoes before heading out the door with Ary.
>Immediately you notice that, once again, she was on her way from all across the goddamn hallway.
>You just pick Aryanne up and speedwalk your shit up to her.
>This time, she has no guards with her.
>And because of your brilliantly long strides, you stood before her in practically no time at all.
>"Good morning, Anon."
"Celly."
>You place Aryanne down, more for her sake, in order to avoid getting impaled.
>A simple bow from this bitch could kill you pretty damn quickly.
>>25403839
>settles for glaring at you with...pure hatred
Are we gonna have to put another beta male in his place?Does he even lift?
>>25403839
>"I'm quite certain you know why I'm here, correct?"
"Nobel Peace Prize?"
>She pauses, then shakes her head, before brandishing a letter in your face.
>"I have brought you your pardon. You're free now, Anon."
"Okay, thanks."
>You take the letter in your hands and flash a small smirk.
>Celestia just nods, then looks between you and the letter.
>"...You're not going to read the letter?"
"Hmm? Oh, probably later."
>"Oh, ok, ok... good..."
"Yep."
>She takes a long breath before pawing at the ground with her hoof and staring at the ceiling.
>You take to the floor.
>"Sooo... aren't you going to say thank you?"
>Your train of thought derails, with no survivors.
"-Huh?"
>She clears her throat.
>"Don't you, uh... wanna say thank you? For the pardon?"
"Oh, right!... Thank you!"
>Her smile slowly fades.
>"Umm, did- didn't your species have a certain way of saying thank you?"
"...Why?"
>"Well, I just thought we could do this all traditionally... You know, with you saying thanks the way your species does...?"
"Oh, okay. Sure, I guess."
>She smiles.
>You slowly shuffle over to her and get pulled into a hug.
>However, it's a bit weird, only because of how much she's leaning on you.
>If you didn't lift, you would be dead already.
>You just awkwardly wrap your arms around her and pat her back.
>It's dangerously close to her rump.
>It lasts about a minute.
>It feels like Avatar and a half.
>She sighs and lets go.
>"Well then! Anonymous, you are most certainly welcome for your pardon, and I hope to see you soon!"
>You smile and nod.
>She walks away.
>Alright, well, that was fucking weird.
I spent like, 30 minutes on half a post. I'll write moar tomorrow.
>>25404368
Sleep tight, o based supplier of greentext.
>>25403334
Trips confirm best guard name
>>25404445
You are clearly broken in the head. There are no trips there.
>>25404461
U wot m8? The number of the post is 25403334. Three threes. In a row. I even got trips confirming it. 25404445. Three consecutive fours.On the off chance you're being sarcastic, it just doesn't translate well over purely textual responses, so...
>>25404508dubs and beyond require being at the end of a post number. >>25403334 is invalid
>>25404284
>not gladly cuddling the pony princess
what a fag
>>25404574
Shit, should've lurked more
>>25404574
>Not using South Cambridgeshire rules for dubblydoos
>>25404284
Celly needs to mare up and just ask for a hug.And a good fucking.
>>25403610
Breezie guard is a great idea.
>Be Wergud O'Shalligan the Breezie prison guard
>You've got a new assignment today, dealing with the newest inmate
>Everypony is scared of him, rumor is that he petted Princess Luna in the Canterlot Castle gardens
>Being the most senior guard, you have to lead by example.
>You step forward to address him.
>And are caught under a jar
>"Cool, i've never seen a bug like this before."
>Clever boy, turning the tables on you like that.
>>25395318
>image deleted
This makes a sad in my pants.
>>25387688
It's actually a sticker.
>>25405869
D'awww.
Also, bump.
Bippity-boppity-bump.
>>25404284
I know we're romantically involved with Aryanne now, but she'd understand if we found ourselves in a situation where we had to put the D in Sunny D right? For the good of Equestria and whatnot.
>>25406638
Why not fuck both at once for maximum friendship?
>>25406665
This dude gets it.
>>25403334
>>25404445
>>25406665
>almost quads
>>25406699
double dubs gets it
>>25404284
>You and Aryanne share a quick, 'what the fuck was that' look, then smile.
>Then her eyes lower to the letter in your hand.
>Her smile suddenly fades.
>Yours immediately follows.
>"S-so I'm really happy for you, Anon! Finally, you're free!"
>Her smile is clearly forced.
"Ha, y-yeah! I'm free!"
>It fades again.
>"I-I don't want you to go, Anon..."
>You nod in understanding and kneel.
>Aryanne quickly hops up and wraps you in her embrace.
>You sigh.
"So, then... is this it? This job isn't a twenty-four seven thing, is it?"
>She slowly nods.
>Well that's a load of shit...
>You look at the letter again.
>You focus on the royal crest printed on it.
>You frown.
>Then you tear the letter up.
>"W-what are you doing?"
"If being free means I gotta leave you, then I'd rather not be."
>She smiles and hugs you again.
>"The Princess probably has copies."
"...Oh."
>"But, I'm glad you'd be willing to do that for me..."
"Even though it pretty much means jackshit?"
>"Yeah..."
>You stare at the ground while you idly hug her.
>Then, a brilliantly brilliant idea comes to mind.
"Why don't I become a guard here or something?"
>Aryanne gasps.
>"Anon, that's a BRILLIANT idea!"
>Damn right it is.
>"But... that means you have to become a citizen, do a few tests... you up for that?"
"I probably couldn't fuck up these tests as bad as my college finals, so hell yeah!"
>"Great! This is so great! Come on, let's go get everything set up, Mr. Guard Anon!"
>Well shit, this is happening, then.
>Aryanne runs off towards her room.
>You join in.
>>25407790
OH SHIT HE'S BACK ALREADY
And I'm liking this turn of events.And I bet Celestia will like a man in uniform.
>>25407790
I like where this is going.
>>25394149
Come back nogga
Here's a half-baked idea:
>Changeling prison
>Run with Chrysalis or some other queen as Warden
>Captured ponies and rebellious bugs are prisoners
>Anon gets sent there
>Terrified as shit at first, thinks torture and shit is on the way
>Spooky bugs and all
>Finds the prison is like pony-prison, all cuddles and stuff
>Cept they more hardcore
>They might....
>(Gasp)
>Spank or forcibly cuddle a prisoner
>Prisoners are all terrified
>Except Anon of course
>Also has potential for interesting /bug/ stuff
Idk, also bump
>>25408563
I'd enjoy it.
>>25407790
"Seriously? THIS is my study guide?"
>It's a children's book.
>Aryanne just shrugs.
>"You're in a bit of an... odd predicament. Most of the things you need to know in becoming a citizen is stuff taught REALLY early."
"Can't we have like, a crash course or something? I was kind of hoping that this guard thing would happen sometime in the near future."
>"Yeah, well, Equestria's history is a lengthy thing."
"...You know, I've never really seen how citizenship tests back home go, but I'm pretty sure you just had to know what country you were standing in. THIS, is pretty damn ridiculous."
>She shrugs.
"Can't I be considered a citizen, anyways? If we detailed here, I was technically 'born' IN Equestria."
>She puts a hoof to her chin.
>"Mmmmmmmmaaayyybbbeee..."
"-Was drawing that out necessary-"
>"I think if we could go to some sort of court or something, they'd definitely be able to-"
"Wait, isn't the Princess still here?"
>"Probably. It's only been a few min-"
>You jump to your feet and hightail the fuck out of the room and down the hall.
>Immediately, you actually see her at the very end of it, chatting with Surprise.
>HIGH GEAR, NIGGA!
>NEED FOR SPEED!
>You let the inner Usain Bolt take over and dart through the hall.
>...It's a bit funny that the fastest running dude is black.
>They've always gotta be black to run fast...
>Through your long strides, you're practically flying.
>Not only lifting, but doing that color run thing was worth it.
>Though, that colored shit they threw at you towards the end make you cough and wheeze like a motherfucker.
>Such a wonderful, momentous occasion, ruined by a blast of colored powder in your fucking face, which you should've remembered was coming.
>Your thoughts come back to the Princess a little ways from you, and you hit the brakes.
>But you're going so fast that you manage to trip over yourself and fall on your goddamn face.
>It's about ten times worse than the nightstand you fell into.
"Ouch."
>>25408563
I'd pick a bug up under each arm and cuddle the shit outta both of them.
>>25408780
And this is where she asks us for sexual favors in exchange for citizenship.
>>25408805
Only two? Shame on you.
>>25409486
Well, unless you got more than one arm.
>>25403244Asscloud, Nippleclamp, Poopypants, Dingledoodle
Ranchbreath, Turkeyburger, Beefhead, Clyde
>>25403244Haterade, Bubbledump, Overdraft, Headcheese
Picklefeet, Frontbutt, Softbrick, Commonwhore
Underloaf, Chairwolf, Manateats, Freebase
Nickelback, Lumbersack, Tinyhead, Door
>>25403244Jigglystuff, Adamsapple, Frognut, Waterbottle
Candyass, Tracklighting, Pikadilly, Man
Lamborguineapig, Artstudent, Tinkleburn, Flavorsaver
Trainlick, Coffeemunch, Poodlehat, Dataplan
Wondernug, Telechubby, Ravermouse, Milkstain
Yogafish, Oldperson, Freezeclump, Ponysquirt
Oilyshorts, Dadsweater, Poppasquat, Hairystump
Wetsocks, Shatternut, Noodlearm, Shirt
>>25403244Stinkledink, Cuddlydeath, Arguemint, Pillowbite
Drumsolo, ActuallySatan, Weinisfriend, Dinobooty
Xanajew, Clevergirl, Straightuptoilet, Whalesnail
Fiddly-Faddly-Biddly-Baddily-Diddily-Doodily-Hiddily-Hoodily
Snaggletush, Poolboy, Drizzlenips, Spatulander
Thuma Urman, Bunchanugget, Mangorubber, Catdeer
Fuglyrump, Phlegmycough, Whiskertoes, Chocolatefart
Freenburglar, Swordtaint, Monkeychunk, Beer
Bump in the road to greentext
>>25381563
remember when mythd crushed our hopes and dreams?
(mythd seriously though take your time real life is important)
>>25394149
>It's just into lunch time, and you're escorting your new prisoner around.
>So far, she's been rather calm, a bit like Anon.
>Oh, look, we're at the lunch hall.
>Leading her inside, you smile and gesture across the room and all the inmates within.
"And this is our mess hall, where we'll be stopping for lunch as well as looking at potential roommates."
>At this, she seems to perk up, eyes darting around.
>Making your way to the food line, she follows you, still looking for something.
>Heavier steps come up behind you, and you turn to see Anon there.
>"Good afternoon, Warden Gary, how's everything going today?"
"Just wonderfully so far," you reply, taking a tray and starting your fill up, "we just got a new inmate in, and I've been showing her around."
>He looks down at her and says, "Well, it's nice to meet you, miss. My name's Anon, and I just got here yesterday."
>"I.. I'm... uh... Celly, nice to meet you."
>He reaches down with a hand to shake her hoof, and you smile, adding more salad to your plate.
>Reaching the desserts, you remember why you wanted to see Anon as you take your pudding cup.
"Oh, I forgot, Anon, I petitioned for a change for you, and it just went through, so now you're allowed one pudding cup a day, for good behaviour of course."
>"Thanks, but no thanks, I'm not really a fan of pudding."
>In an instant, every sound in the hall stops, all eyes focused on him.
>It's so quiet you could hear a pin drop.
>Or a pony faint.
>Like you...
>*Thud*.
~~~
>You're uh...
>Doesn't like pudding...
>Buck, there goes your plans to win your king...
>And the Warden even fainted.
>Such a wild and dangerous male.
>Even Changelings have troubles going without pudding, even though Changeling pudding isn't as good as Pony pudding.
>And kings are always the worst for eating pudding, requiring so much.
>>25412192
>But here, a male who wants no pudding, smells like an orgy when sweaty, and is all around a nice guy.
>YOU STILL HAVE NO CLUE HOW TO SEDUCE HIM!
>Fate, why must you be so cruel.
~~~
>Carrying the warden to a table, you splash a little water on his face to wake him.
"Hey, Gary, are you alright? You kind of fainted there."
>"Huh? What? Oh my, I guess I did. What was I doing again?"
>"We were going to look for a roommate for me, remember," Celly says, sitting down at the table.
>"Ah, right. Have you seen anyone you might like? We're in a low season right now, so a number of ponies don't have roommates right now."
>"I want him," She says, pointing at you.
"What?"
>"What?" you and the warden say in sync.
>"He's a black suit like me, so it should be fine, right?"
>"Well, yes, but he already has a roommate."
"If she really wants to, the room's big enough we could move another bed in there, right?"
>"I suppose it works, but wouldn't it be easier to find a different roommate for her?"
>"If she's joining in Anon's room, I want to move in too!" Chelicera says.
>The warden looks around, before sighing.
>"If Anon's fine with it, I'll have your stuff moved over by dinner."
"As long as I get my bed, I'm fine with it," you say with a shrug, setting into your lunch.
>"Hey Anon, where's your pudding?" Strawberry asks, walking up.
"Eh, I don't really like pudding," you reply.
>*Thunk*
>And there goes the warden again...
>>25412209
And that's it for tonight.
>>25412209
i fuckin love this
>>25412209
Is there a pastebin for this?
>>25412209
Great stuff man
>>25412621
This. Answer this question.
>>25412209
How did this whole pudding thing even start.
Is it from Mythd's story?
>>25412794
It could be him
But I remember it being part of what this thread was in the beggining (Man, I should have screencaped it... that day I was crying of laughter)
Anons saying something about rewards, and maybe someone came with this idea of prizes being puddings
>>25412794
>>25413393
Yea, I do believe that it started from the very beginning. I think when the concept of pone prison was still being ironed out someone pitched the idea of taking away an inmate's pudding as a consequence for bad behavior. So it goes back just as far as pone prison itself. Just like Cookies. Who is feeling a bit neglected lately, I might add.
>>25413923
She's in time out for forgetting to give a prisoner their pudding.
>>25413944
>You are Cookies & Cream, the guard pony.
>Or at least you were.
>You use to be a proud, upstanding pony; a shinning example of virtue.
>But now...
>Now you were nothing.
>You were worse than nothing.
>You were...
>A single tear drops from your eye and rolls down your muzzle onto the floor.
>You were in timeout.
>The dam breaks, and the tears flow free.
>Loud sobs rack your body as you collapse onto the floor and curle up into a fuzzy little ball.
>You moan and wail into the emptiness of time out corner.
>Why?
>Why, Cookies?
>WHY!?!?!?
>Time passes, it seams like ages.
>You have no more tears to cry.
>It's all gone now.
>Your job, your friends...
>Your friends...
>So called.
>Not a one came to see you while you were trapped in this hell.
>Nobody even dropped by to say hello.
>None of them...
>Not even Anon.
>Your heartrate quicked and the thought, and strange new feeling made it self known from deep within your gut.
>You sat, stewing in your own anger, until your rage finally boiled over.
>That-
>That MEANIE!
>That no-good, son of a diamond dog!
>After all the times you spent together, all the nights snuggling with him in his bed and slipping him extra pudding!
>He probably moved on the moment you went away!
>He was probably snuggling some other pony right now!
>How... HOW COULD HE!
>>25414117
>He had probably forgot you even existed by now...
>You were just a distant memory, if you were lucky.
>Even if you ever saw him again, he likely wouldn't recognize you.
>You close your eyes, and you can see him standing there in front of you.
>It was the day he had first arrived at the prison.
>He look so confused.
>Celestia he was cute...
>You shudder again.
>Looks like you were wrong, you did have more tears to cry.
>Tears for Anon.
>Tears for a friend of old.
>Your BEST friend.
>You go back to sobbing on the floor.
>How could this happen?
>How could you live without him?
>You can hear the door creak open behind you.
>You hear hoof steps as the warden enters the room and walks up to you.
>You are still lying on the floor.
>"Cookies?"
>He sounds concerned and reluctant.
>"I... Look, I'm sorry I had to do this..."
>You swivel your ear over in his direction to get a better listen.
>"But I hope you learned your lesson. Cookies? You're free to go now..."
>...
"YES!!!!!!!!"
>>25414119
>You leap to your hooves and rush out the open door.
>There, waiting for you just in the hall was Anon.
>Tears stream from your eyes once again as you leap into his arms, hugging him as tight as you can and giggling like a little filly.
>The warden steps outside to join the two of you and immediately averts his eyes when he sees you.
>Lewd.
>You are so happy.
"Oh Anon! I missed you so much!"
>You cry your eyes out into his chest, pressing yourself against him as hard as you can.
"Never leave me again! I missed you so, so much!"
>"You said."
>He gently strokes your mane as he holds you, standing in the middle of the hallway where anypony could see.
>Supper lewd.
>"You were only in timeout for 10 minutes, Cookie. You know I would never leave you."
>You pull your head away from his chest and look at his beutiful blue eyes gazing back into yours.
>Um, Cookies?
>Cookies, what are you doing?
>What in Tarterus are you doing?
>Cookies!
>COOKIES!!!
>Before you know it, you plant a little kiss right on his cheek.
>It didn't even register in your mind what you were really doing until it was too late.
>The warden faints.
>Several other ponieswho were in a position to see what had happened fainted.
>Your cheeks burn bright red as you avert your eyes from Anon's.
>He says nothing.
>Then you feel his soft lips press gently against the tip of your muzzle.
>Now it's your turn to faint.
I ain't proof reading that shit right now nigga, so good luck with that. And remember to love your Cookies and give her plenty of attention.
>>25412621
>>25412629
Not yet. I'll see if I can set it up later.
>>25414121
Writing a story that's too adorable?
That's a paddlin'.
>>25414121
S-shit
Warn me before you post stuff like that, man. I nearly had a heart attack from cute
Bumpin'
>>25414121
its adorable nigga
>>25416069
>>25414121
You need to write more things.
>>25412209
Jail princess is cute, jail queen is also cute.
>>25412209
>>25408780
Evidently Celestia needs lessons on getting the D
>>25416715
What about jail princess bait pegasus? Is she cute?
Its been 14 hours
Wheres aryfage?
I miss his green and also him
Come back to us based aryfag
Also, bump
Bluebird come backYou can lay it alll on meeeee~
>>25420011
We offer up these double dubs for the return of our based green text provider
>>25420011
immolare duplis*raises sacrificial dagger*
Sorry m80s, I've got fucked by a stomach virus yesterday. I ain't dead, but green may take a while to come up.
THE SACRAFICE WORKED
Wecome back bluebird.
And sorry to hear about the stomach virus. It happens man.
>>25412209
>Step one in seducing the alien is a success!
>Now that you share a room with it, the odds of something happening go way up.
>Sure, you have to share it with your alien bait and a changeling queen, but sexually frustrated princesses don't get to be choosers.
>Okay, they do, but the one you chose isn't obtainable by normal means.
>At least, not obtainable in any way that doesn't make it look like an abuse of power.
>So therefore, you have to make him love you, personally...
>Well, he doesn't need to love you, just get you off.
>Heck, you'd settle for a nice snuggle.
>...
>By yourself you're pathetic.
>Also horny, can't forget that.
>Anyways, You, Alien, same room, snuggles will happen eventually.
>For now, you need to eat your pudding.
>With only two a day, it's going to be tough going.
>But, you're a tough mare, you can do it.
>Besides, it's not like it's going to take you more than a day or two to get this alien in your bedroom.
>These filly's have no clue how to seduce a male.
~~~
>Your plan is ruined already.
>Buck.
>Anon doesn't like pudding, so there goes that idea.
>Back to square one.
>Actually, square two, since you got to move into Anon's room too.
>Hopefully this new pony won't try and get between you and your future king/husband.
>But step two...
>Slowly gesticulating and masticating, you don't notice Anon finishing his meal and rising to his feet.
>"I'm going to take the warden down to the doctor's office," Anon says, "Be back soon."
>He then proceeds to pick up the warden, cradling the fainted pony in his arms.
>Your entire groups eyes go wide, including the guards.
>As he walks out, the guards follow, leaving you with Strawberry and this new pony.
>>25421405
>"So, uh, yeah, that's a little... hot? Or attractive, I guess?" Strawberry says, before sticking her tongue into her pudding cup.
>The new pony just nods, and you refrain from commenting.
>If you have your way, the only one who's gonna be in those arms is you.
>But, if it comes down to it, you can share.
>He'll still be your king though.
>But now, you must find a new way to seduce him...
And that's this little bit for now.
>>25421420
Good stuff man. Thanks for the contribution.
>>25421420
>>25421420
>you will never cradle a little pone in your arms
>>25422251
>cry bump
>>25421420
Great story. I hope /bug/ queen will get some snuggles
>>25421420
rooting for Chelicera to get exclusive access to anon's snuggles
>>25423269
Rooting for lots of rooting
>>25423421
L-lewdBut I hope so too
p.10 bump
>>25426480
Good save
>>25408780
>"Ah, Anonymous! What can I do to- for you?"
>You think you broke your fucking nose.
>It hurts like a nigger.
"Can I become an Equestrian citizen?"
>You wince and slowly start flipping over.
>"Oh, of course, Anon! But, on ONE condition-"
>You rest on your back and come face to face with the ceiling and Surprise's and Celestia's now horrified expressions facing you.
"...What?"
>Surprise faints on top of you.
"Ouch."
>Celestia points at your nose.
>"You're a... you... uh..."
>You reach a hand towards your nose and wince.
"Yup, that's fucking broken."
>"Yeeaahh... well... I'm just going to go, now..."
>She backs away slowly.
>Soon, you hear hoofsteps rushing towards you from the other end of the hallway.
>Aryanne hops over to you, then faints as well.
"Goddamn it... Redheart? Nurse?"
>Almost immediately afterwards, you hear more hoofsteps headed your way.
>They're slow.
>You hear a soft sigh, then see Redheart.
>"Broke your nose?"
>You nod.
"I fell on my face."
>She lazily nods.
>"Let's get you up, then..."
>
"That's IT?"
>"Yup."
>You're staring at your own reflection in the mirror, fixed face and all.
>And you only drank a potion.
"Jesus, if only Earth had this stuff..."
>You splash yourself and clean the blood from your face.
>Makes you wonder what the pony equivalent of Viagra does.
>Well, it's kinda self-explanatory, but still.
>Fuckin' potions, man.
>"So then, care to tell me WHY you were running down the hall?"
"...You heard that?"
>"Made my way to you before you even called."
"Oh. Thanks."
>"It's only the job I'm underpaid for, Anon. No need to thank me."
>You walk over and cuddle her.
"Too late."
>>25427196
>didn't set his nose himself
FUCKING FAG
>>25427196
Wait, so Celestia peaced out as soon as our face wasn't pretty anymore? What a bitch.
Still, glad you came back Bluebird.
>>25427196
>
>Aryanne stamps the paper before you.
>You put on a shocked look.
"O-oh my gooosh, I ACTUALLY got the job?!"
>She just rolls her eyes and smiles.
>"And I've got all the uniforms and gear right over here!"
"Gear? Badass! Do I get pepper spray?! A taser?"
>She just stares at you.
>"...Tay-zur?"
"-Damn it..."
>"What is it?"
"It's this black box thing that shocks people."
>"...That sounds like it'd hurt..."
"It does! That's what makes it so cool!"
>"...H-how is that COOL?!"
"I dunno. I guess it's just the feeling of having so much... power. Haven't YOU ever felt like that, being the warden and all?"
>"No..."
"Well, you feel it once, you get addicted. It's pretty cool."
>She pauses and puts a hoof to her muzzle in thought.
"But anyways-"
>You pick her up from her chair.
"I've got a uniform to grab, and you've got one to put on."
>She looks down at herself and squeaks in embarrassment.
"No need to feel embarrassed, Ary. I could get used to seeing you without clothes."
>She blushes again, then hops out of your arms towards her closet.
>She snaps it open and grabs her Nazi-looking uniform.
>...Seriously, all it needs is a few Swastikas.
>Once she puts it on the bed, you're pleasantly surprised to see a black pair of panties as part of the uniform.
>Probably to avoid having your clothes brush up against everything, you presume.
>"Y-you'll find your uniform in the closet..."
>She turns and sees you staring at her uniform.
>She blushes when she notices what part.
>"I-it's protocol!"
You grin.
"I'm liking this protocol, then."
>Her face grows redder.
>You walk over, and sure enough, there's some guard-looking uniforms there.
"Why do you have the uniforms here anyways?"
>"Because the storage room no longer exists..."
"Oh. Right.
p.9 bump
>>25427825
>"No need to feel embarrassed, Ary. I could get used to seeing you without clothes."
lewd
>>25427825
>Black panties are a part of the uniform
Hot. I actually don't think I've ever seen that done before, either.
bumperino
>>25427825
/r/equesting pic of Aryanne saying "I-it's protocol!" with them uniform panties on.
>>25430477
can't argue with dubs, it's got to be done
>>25430477
>>25430504
Calling any and all drawfags. Obey the dubs. Make it happen.Please
>>25430543
this pls
>>25431694
Bump for rump
>>25432400
Looks like we're in a no rump funk
>>25427825
>You pick up the "uniform" and realize how goddamned small it is.
>It was made for stallions, and not a guy that's six feet tall.
>Regardless, you take off your button up shirt, getting a cold reminder that your coat is just ashes in another room.
>In your peripherals, you see Aryanne staring.
>She's not being subtle about it, either.
>Though, you're still wearing an undershirt, so you're not exactly sure what she's drooling over.
>You slip the uniform on and immediately hate it.
>It fits like a fucking glove, and you hate gloves.
>It might as well be spandex or some shit, the way it's hugging you.
>And the undershirt is just making it feel worse, because it's bigger than your uniform.
>Well then, guess you've gotta give Ary something to drool about if you want to stay comfortable.
>You take the thing off, then your undershirt.
>You hear a very excited gasp from your left.
>You cock an eyebrow and see Aryanne LITERALLY drooling this time.
>You just stare at the bit of saliva that drips from her mouth onto the floor.
>You laugh.
"I take it you like what you see?"
>She quickly bobs her head up and down.
>Her face is matching the color of red on her uniform.
>She's shaking a little bit.
>It's adorable.
>Though, you're sure what's going through her mind isn't adorable.
>Possibly fun, but not adorable.
>Finally, you throw your uniform back on.
>It's so damn tight you're sure it'll fuse with your skin.
>You do a few stretches and surprisingly don't hear any tearing.
>The minute you can, though, you're getting a bigger shirt.
>You turn your focus back to your shirt and fold that shit up.
>When you turn back, you see Aryanne putting on your already-favorite part of her uniform.
>She's blushing furiously.
>She can't seem to put them on right.
>It's your time to drool.
>She sees you staring and blushes harder.
>"I-I don't know how I got them on before..."
>Yeah, they don't look like they fit.
>Just like back in the storage room, her rump is just too big.
>>25433510
Have some rump with this bump. She's not wearing panties, but it's still pretty good.
>>25434872
Well. We'll just have to help her out with that, then.
>>25434872
>And now it's your turn to think naughty things.
>And holy shit, you think A LOT.
>"C-can you help me, Anon? Please?"
"W-with pleasure."
>Jesus, did you just stutter?
>You shake your head.
>Alright, just gotta help her out.
>Don't kick it into rabbit mode or anything.
>You take two steps toward her and take in the sight.
>Those things are about halfway on, and are squeezing her flanks like no tomorrow.
>Her GLORIOUS flanks, mind you.
>You'd be taking so many pictures right now if you had a camera.
>She scrunches.
>"J-just h-help!"
"Hey, you stared at me, it's only common courtesy to let me do the same."
>She just keeps scrunching.
>It's so goddamn cute you're surprised you didn't somehow get flung into the Nth dimension.
>Because nothing on this planet should be that cute.
>And the glory of all this is that you get both cute, AND lewd.
>It's the best of both worlds, really.
>You shake your head.
>Amazing or not, you're sure that thing'd cut circulation after a while.
>You reach over and put your hands on her flanks.
>So far, so good.
>And damn, is it REALLY good.
>They're so soft and plush.
>They're literally like pillows.
>Squishy, fluffy pillows.
>You grab the strings of the panties and slowly try pulling them up.
>Jesus, this is fucking difficult.
>You grunt and try pulling that crap up again, lifting her hind legs a bit in the process.
>Finally, they slowly start moving over her curvy rump.
>With one quick tug, you pull them over, eliciting a gasp from her.
>What was-
>Oh.
>That thing is REALLY tight.
>It's, like, inside her.
>You can see her folds down below practically hugging the string.
>"G-get it off! Etz too tight!"
>You pause.
>...Was that a German accent?
>You shake your head.
>You grab the strings again and try pulling downwards.
>It instantly tears.
"Oh. Well shit."
>>25435160
>>"G-get it off! Etz too tight!"
Finally, the accent is revealed!
Bumps
>>25435160
Expecting this for the end result.
>>25436489
Yeah, unlessAnon somehow dies.]
>>25436932Here lies Anon, he died of diabeetus and did stuff when he was alive.
>>25436932
No pls
Seriously though Bluebird, I'd rather we live through this one.Aryanne deserves some hot missionary-position-for-the-sole-purpose-of-procreation action.
>>25435160
>You hear the door open.
>Aryanne, out of pure embarrassment, pushes herself against you to avoid being seen.
>You turn around and see that guard guy from earlier.
>He pauses.
>"...What."
"What?"
>He just looks between you both.
>That's when you realize you both look like you're doing it.
"Oh, uh, she was having some wardrobe malfunctions, and, uh-"
>"-Why are you wearing a guard outfit?"
"Oh, I'm a guard, now!"
>He frowns.
>While staring at you, he just slowly backs out of the door again.
>"Letter from the Princesssss..."
>It shuts.
"...Alrighty, then."
>"I wish I could disappear right now..."
>You turn again and just see Aryanne covering her face with her hooves.
"Aw, don't be like that! Sure that was horribly embarrassing, but you can always just use your power as the warden to shut them up!"
>She looks at you.
>"I...I can?"
"Sure ya can! Just gotta assert yourself, become a badass, you know? Take this place with an iron fis- hoof!"
>"How?"
"Hell, I could show you, being a guard and everything, now. I still haven't told you how prisons are back home."
>Then a thought hits you.
"Actually, I haven't told you ANYTHING about home. Or me. Hmm."
>She thinks about it, too.
>You both just stare each other.
"Have we just been doing this over mutual attraction?"
>She slowly nods.
"...Well that's gonna change! We're going to get a legit date, wine glasses and all, and talk about our lives and shit!"
>Shit literally, if you mention the cats.
>"...That sounds nice."
"You're damn right it sounds nice! Now, let's get you in this uniform and get some damn food in here, 'cause I need some food in me!"
>She nods, then slowly steps away from you.
>There's a wet spot on your pants.
>Goddamn it.Page 9 save
>>25439009
>You go to grab your 'gear' while Aryanne finishes putting the rest of her uniform on.
>Your gear is just a weak, plastic baton and a spray bottle filled with water.
"...This is it?"
>Aryanne looks at you, already done with her pants, and nods.
"You should get, I dunno, real batons or something."
>"There's no need. Everypony here is very well-behaved as it is."
>...Well, she's got you there.
>Still though, no doubt having one would be really cool.
>You turn back and see her putting on her hat on top of everything.
>The only thing not so Nazi-ish was the skirt of hers.
>But, it did look horribly cute, so who the hell were you to complain?
>"Ready to go?"
"Ready when you are, m'lady."
>She starts walking, then pauses.
>After a quick rummaging through the closet, she pulls out a hat and puts it on your head.
>"Forgot about this."
>You grab and inspect it.
>Holy shit, you got a Nazi-looking hat!
>Niiice.
"Thanks, Ary."
>She smiles, and you both head out the door.
>Instinctively, you pick her up.
>She doesn't protest in the slightest, and just buries herself in your chest again.
"Toooo the cafeteria!"
>You begin the long, grueling walk.
>Then you see that guard from earlier.
>Didn't he say something about a letter from the Princess?
>Eh, it can wait.
>Breakfast IS the most important meal of the day, after all.
>"So, how WERE prisons back in your home?"
>You smile.
>Where to start?
"Well, before I say anything, I'll tell you, it's REALLY bad, compared to this. And what goes on in it is even worse."
>"I... I still want to hear about them."
"Alrighty, then."
>You clear your throat.
"Well, first off, those prisons aren't mixed. You've got guy prisons, and you've got girl prisons. THEN, everything is usually made out of concrete, and very grey. There's barbed wire everywhere, guards everywhere, no arts and craft rooms, no playground, no pudding-"
>"-I don't want to hear about it anymore!"
prison rape when
>>25439203
>She looks scared.
>You just hug her.
>"I-I don't understand why a prison would ever need to be so... harsh..."
"Well, my species is filled with LOOOADS of bad people, actually. Or just really stupid people."
>"H-how bad?"
"You honestly don't want to know."
>She just looks down and nods.
>You brush her mane.
"But hey, somehow you got here with me, instead! That's all that matters, right?"
>She looks at you and smiles.
>"Th-that's true..."
"Atta girl!"
>Then, perfectly on time, you see the entrance to the cafeteria.
>You walk in and see all the ponies smiling at you.
>Then they all flock over.
>"Oh, Anon, we thought you left!"
>"Why didn't you tell us you were going to leave?!"
>"Is that a guard uniform?"
>"Anon's a guard?"
>"Can you take it off?"
>"Still need to do me..."
>"That shirt is... really tight..."
"I know, I know, I'm sorry I never said bye... I just didn't want to upset any of you, you know?"
>"But you did ANYWAYS!"
"I know. Kind of a lose-lose thing, here... But hey, I'm not leaving anymore!"
>Everyone erupts into a cheer.
>And now, your mission of cuddling every single pony in here begins.
>You smile and slowly start walking towards the food line.
>"So why is your uniform so tight?"
>"Can you punish me?~"
>"Yeah, Anon, I've been a bad mare~"
"Woooaaah, woah, you ladies haven't even bought me dinner, yet!"
>You laugh, then get blocked by a light blue pony with white hair.
>"I-I can buy you dinner!"
>"Yeah, me too, Anon!"
>"Anything!"
"Woah, woah, one at a time! Haven't even had breakfast yet!"
>They all pout.
>It's fucking with your heart.
"But there's always later!"
>They smile.
>You feel a dull pain in your chest.
>Alright, time to leave before you die.Think this'll be it. I'm sad.
>>25439901
Don't be sad, get Glad® with Glad forceflex™
Seriously though I hope you get to feeling better birdfiend
>>25439901
Git glad m8Seriously, prioritize your health & sanity man. We're just a bunch of faggots on the Internet. We can wait.
>>25435160
>everything about this post
m-muh
muh
Fallout 4 ate my entire day, so, uh, last moment greens.
>>25421420
>Copying and filling away Anon's papers, you prepare a packet to go to the castle, the science institute, and the center for unusual or unique animals, just in case.
>The door suddenly opens, and the human himself enters, the warden in his arms.
"Back so soon, Anon? How can I help you?"
>"Well, the warden here has fainted twice in the last little while, so I thought he may need medical attention."
>"I told you I'm fine, Anon, it's just rather shocking that you don't like pudding."
>"To each their own. I mean, plenty of the stuff I would eat normally is toxic to most things, but some stuff they, and you, eat are poisonous to me."
"Doesn't like pudding," you mutter, writing down an additional note on your forms.
>"So, take a look at him, doc. If you need me, you know my cell."
>The warden is dumped on your patient chair, and Anon walks out.
"Fainting twice in short succession, even in a shocking situation like that is quite unusual."
>Pulling out your instruments, you watch as the warden sinks in the seat a bit.
~~~
>On your way back to the mess hall, a sound distracts you.
>Following it, you find yourself in a massive pool room, complete with hot tubs and a safe, but fun looking slide.
>You know exactly where you're going once you get back together with your roommates.
>Straight down that slide.
>But you don't have swim trunks...
>Hopefully your boxers will do, though that does mean going commando for a bit.
>Oh well, what could go wrong?
>Making a note of the path, you hasten back to the mess hall.
Just a bit today, but I have plans for the pool.
>inb4 Anon sings jailhouse rock
>>25441529
Looking forward to them plans, m8. Have fun with Fallout 4.
Has Mythd finished his new green or is he just taking an extended break?
>>25439901
I need more of her accent.
>>25441924
He's kind of back. He's still dealing with school and shit, but he said he was going to make an attempt at continuing in the last thread.
I think.
>>25438276
Only afterthey're married, I hope
>>25439009
Ah, the old wet spot.Dear writefriends please keep using this.
I'm bored. Someone give me a prompt. I wanna shit out some green but I'm really uncreative.
>>25443437
No ones done the gladiator-style prompt yet.
WHOA SHIT BUMP
>>25443437
>>25443455
Seriously, do this. The dubs compel you.
>>25445444
>be Anon
>arrested for crimes against fashion
>or so Rarity says
>actually you've been arrested for crashing the Grand Galloping Gala,literally
>Celestia says Prince Blueblood is traumatized
>all you did wascuddlehim
>anyhow, you're in prison now
>whoopee
>>25445463
Decent enough intro. Continue.
>>25445463
>>actually you've been arrested for crashing the Grand Galloping Gala, literally
>implying Celestia wouldn't bail you out to keep you around to make things entertaining
>>25445463
>>25446522
He's got a point. And dubs.
>>25446522
>literally.
Never use this word again.
>>25439901
>You politely slip away and grab some grub.
>Aryanne just asks for the same thing you've gotten.
>She looks deep in thought.
>Once you set her down at the table, she just props her head up with a hoof and idly eats.
"Hey, Ary, something wron-"
>All the mares leave their seats and crowd around you.
>You swear you can hear Aryanne sigh.
>
>Finally, after trying to answer every ridiculous question you could, AND eat, you were out of there.
>Immediately as you and Aryanne leave, a guard by the entrance taps your shoulder.
>You turn and face a small, bluish-purple pony with blue eyes, a paler mane and tail and an unamused look.
>"So you're the new guard, huh?"
>You smile and nod.
>She just adjusts her hat and scans you.
>"I don't like you."
>You frown.
>...Wow, that's the first.
>"Just don't forget who the head pony around here is, or you'll regret it. I don't care HOW tall and scary you think you are."
>You just look at the pair of big blue eyes glaring at you.
>You smile, and she scrunches in response.
>You give a mock salute.
"Yes, ma'am!"
>"Good, now get out of my face."
>Jesus, if this pony wasn't so damn cute, you'd feel a bit irritated right now.
>You do as you're told and you turn around.
>You see that Aryanne is still walking, too lost in thought to notice that you had stopped.
>You walk after her.
"Yo, Ary, what's up? You seem... occupied."
>She turns to you and takes notice of how far away she is.
>"I..."
>You hop over to her and wait for a response.
>"...I..."
>She sighs.
>"I don't want to be in a herd, Anon..."
"...I don't think I know what that means here."
>"You don't know what a herd is?"
>You shake your head.
>At least the way she's saying it, no.
>"It's... it's a group relationship. Multiple ponies to the same stallion."
>She looks up at you.
>"I've heard some of what the inmates said to you, and... I don't want to be in a herd."
"So, you're thinking that I'll bring another mare into this?"
>She just stares at the ground.
>>25447467
Are you stupid?
>>25447514
daww
also gotta give that guard mare a swift kick in the vag sometime
>>25447514
Do we have a tsundere guard pone now as well? Not to mention there's a bugpone queen too.
>>25447514
"Well, I might."
>She pauses, and her ears fall.
"That is, if you have a way to make clones around here. Two of you would be a dream come true."
>Her ears perk up again, and she looks at you.
"Ary, I wouldn't trade what we have here for all the mares in this prison. It's just you and me, and I'm not changing that anytime soon."
>A soft smile crosses her face, and she hugs you.
>"What did I ever do to deserve you?"
"...I dunno."
>You hear more hoofsteps coming towards you.
>Why do ponies here have the worst timing?
>That guard dude from earlier shows up again.
>"Warden, Princess Twilight is here."
>Aryanne stops.
>"P-Princess Twilight?"
>"Yes, ma'am."
>Oooh, riiight, that's probably where the letter from earlier came from...
>Whoops!
>"W-what's she doing here?"
>The guard turns to you.
>"She requests an audience with this hideous thing right here."
"Do YOU wanna get dropkicked, son?"
>He glares.
>But stays silent.
"I swear on me mum, if you're trying some alpha male shit right now, I can put you in the ground where you stand."
>"I just don't like you, is all. And I also don't like seeing you taking advantage of the warden like you do. I EARNED my job, see?"
"Why don't you say that to my face, fucker, see what happens?"
>"...I would, if I didn't already know who was holding the cards."
>He looks at Aryanne for a second, then walks off.
>...Great, now you kinda just feel like a dick...
>Have you really just been taking advantage, here?
>...No!
>What kind of retarded thought is that?
>Of course not!
>Then, once again, you hear hoofsteps.
>Quickly, a purple pony with wings and a dull horn walks up to you and Aryanne.
>She doesn't seem royal at all.
>She's not even wearing any regalia or anything.
>Her eyes lock onto yours, and she smiles.
>"Wooaah..."
>She scoots closer, and looks up at you.
>"You ARE tall."
>Something clicks in her mind, and she shakes her head before turning to Aryanne.
>"Where are my manners? I'm Princess Twilight Sparkle, and you are...?"
>>25447593
In this sense of the word, similar to a wedding crash or gate-crashing, it's an idiom.
Anon literally cuddled someone. He didn't literally run the gala into the wall at high velocity causing it to shatter.
>>25448248
The guy you quoted isn't the one that said it.
>>25448179
>inb4 anon says he is the great cornolio
>>25447467
No.
>>25447514
Betting the bitchy lady guard is into mares. Or just hella tsundere.
>>25448179
Welp. There's another beta male that needs to git rekt at the nearest opportunity. He's pining after Ary, it looks like.Too bad she's pining after deez nuts
Great stuff as always, Bluebird. Hope you're feeling better.
>>25449267
>He's pining after Ary, it looks like.
Don't know about that, but there is a difference between not liking someone and going out of your way to openly insult them.
Daily reminder that god is dead and Mythd killed him
>>25450264
Mythd is Neitzche?
>>25450444
>trips
Mythd confirmed for Nietzche
>>25395306
>Soft Pumice looks up to return the greeting and notices Anon
>With eyes opened just a little too wide, he stares at Anon with a big smile
>”I see we have a new inmate! Nice to meet you, I’m Soft Pumice!”
>He extends a hoof to Anon to greet him and Anon shakes his hoof
>”Nice to meet you too. My name is Anonymous, but you can call me Anon”
>Anon’s smile is so bright!
>It’s so good that he is making new friends!
“Where is Gentle Scent? Is she late or something?”
>”Gentle Scent late? Oh no no, she’s fixing an issue in the aromatherapy room”
“Again?”
>”Yes… the room had a leak and we were searching for the source of the problem, but with both of us there, no one could enter the spa… so Gentle made me come back to open the Spa and she said she was going to fix the problem. At least she can fly and check if the leak comes from the roof or somewhere where I can’t reach”
>Soft Pumice lets out a quick sigh
>Anon tilts his head doubtfully
>”Is a leak a big problem in that room?”
“Well it is-“
>Soft Pumice quickly interrupts you
>”It REALLY is a big issue! A leak there and the room could tear apart! The point of the room is to calm down and heal everyone that wants to relax and fix their issues!”
>Soft Pumice takes a second to continue, but remembers that he cut you off
>“Oh… sorry to interrupt you, warden”
“Don’t be sorry, I know you get plenty excited about topics related to the Spa.”
>Well it was true. Soft Pumice and Gentle Scent were the Spa managers, they know everything about the Spa and anything happening in it can make them drastically dramatic… even the tiniest of things. Like in this one, a leak in the aromatherapy room…
“Well, moving on... I’m doing a tour for Anon. I already showed him some of the prison, but it’s taking a bit of time because I want him to enjoy all the places!”
>You smile while looking up at Anon. He smiles back
>>25450636
>”Ah that’s fantastic; I’ll give you both the deluxe package… for a discount of 40%!
>Well that’s generous of him! Most of the times he only gives 10% discount on that package
>“So… how many good points do I need to pay?”
>Anon? Paying? He’s your guest on this tour!
“Oh no Anon, don’t you worry about paying. I’ll pay for this! Besides… I asked you to the Spa at the very beginning as a ‘thanks’ for saving my life back at my… introduction”
>”Right… well, next time I’ll pay”
>N-Next time?
>He… wants to come here with you again?
>Eeeee! That’s so amazing!
>You really want to hug Anon so hard right now… but this time isn’t the best of times to do that
>”So, what does the package contains? I’m curious” Anon asks
>Soft Pumice smiles tightly
>”Well, the Deluxe Package has the following treatments: Aromatherapy, Hot Tub, Massages and the Sauna! Which one would you two like to start which?”
“Well… since Aromatherapy is being fixed right now, let’s leave that when it is fixed and start with… the Hot Tub!”
>Soft Pumice effeminately chuckles
>”You always pick the Hot Tub first, warden! Okay, follow me!”
>Of course you always start with the Hot Tub! It just melts away your stress...
>You two start following behind Soft Pumice as he leads you and Anon to the Hot Tub room
“You are going to love the Hot Tub, Anon!
>”I sure will, I haven’t felt a good ol’ Jacuzzi in centuries”
>So Anon has visited Spas before? And… No, better not question or say anything
>You just nod and smile
Be Pancho
>Be with two cute females
>You are living the true life
>Soon you’ll start a herd…
>Everything you need is a changeling queen and you’ll be the happiest box in the universe
>A breezie is fine too
<…
<…
<Okay, you got me. Pancho wasn’t talking; it was me, the narrator
<Life is boring when you don’t have any lines in this chapter…
>>25450703
>”I sure will, I haven’t felt a good ol’ Jacuzzi in centuries”
inb4 Fuse starts thinking Anon is immortal.
>>25450703
Be Yarn Feather
“And that’s how I lost my cat license! Thrice!”
>And you were telling the story of your family’s work
>The life of a cat keeper wasn’t easy sometimes. Ah, you’ll get your license again someday
>You cast a glance at Jenny
>The giraffe is staring and smiling, focusing on your story
>Of course she is
>You’re a great story teller!
>But more importantly, is Pancho interested?
>You look longingly at Pancho
>That magnificent cube is just staring at you with his warm smile and kind eyes
>You can swear Pancho was about to say something or move
>But he didn’t say anything or move…
>Well, he is still covered in cookies, but you can’t take any now that Jenny seems to think that’s awkward or ‘lewd’
>Nonsense!
>...But you can’t risk being kicked out of her room while Pancho is here
Be Jenny
>You swear if Yarn Feather takes another cookie off of Pancho…
>You’ll…
>You’ll…!
>You’ll ask her nicely to leave your cell. That’s what you’ll do!
“Want more cookies, Yarn Feather?”
>”Sure, these are delicious!”
>She gazes lustfully at Pancho
>Don’t do it girl… just…
>She tenderly embraces Pancho as if they were close friends or… something else
“S-stop that!“
>Yarn shifts her bedroom eyes to you
>”What’s that Jenny? Are you jealous or something? We can share him if you like~”
>Share… him!? W-What!?
>”Ever heard of a cuddle session? We can have that with this big guy~”
>U-Unf…
>YOU MEAN, THAT’S NOT WHAT YOU WANT
>Do you?
>>25450905
“B-but… he doesn’t want that… does he? Besides, I’m bigger than you are so he’s only a big guy for you...”
>”I don’t know, let me ask!” she looks back at Pancho mischievously
> “Pancho, do you mind having a cuddling session with us? Would you like to be Jenny’s little spoon?~”
>”…”
>Pancho doesn’t answer, he just keeps smiling
>”He doesn’t mind!”
“H-He didn’t say yes!”
>”But he didn’t say no!”
>Uh! This mare!
>”Come on Jenny~ The best of this is that Anon doesn’t have to know about this~”
“Are you saying… that we keep this as a secret… from Anon? We can’t tell him?”
>Yarn Feather shakes her head
> “Nope. Not a word! It will be our little tiny bitty secret!”
“I…. I’m…”
>You are sweating… should you accept this?
>”Yes or no, Jenny?”
>She is staring at you with bedroom eyes
>Maybe Pancho is doing it too!
>You stand up and go to your cell’s door
>Yarn seems to deflate a little
>”So, that’s a no?”
>Pancho’s corners seem to droop
>You use your key to close your cell’s door and look back at Yarn Feather and Pancho
“Let’s… do it”
>”Yay! I knew you would make the right choice!”
>She carefully carries Pancho to your bed, not dropping a single cookie
>She seductively lies down at his side
>Taking advantage of your situation, she kisses one cookie from Pancho’s top and eats it
>Oh now she is going to get it
“So you like my cookies that much, uh? Let’s see if you like being covered in them!”
>You pick up your cookie basket and throw every cookie that is left onto Yarn’s body
>Since Pancho is already covered in a few cookies, you shouldn’t leave Yarn Feather out of the fun
>>25451014
I love this story, and I love you for lovingly writing these lovely posts that I can read lovingly.No homo, 'course.
>>25451014
>”Waah~ I’m covered in a sweet situation! Pancho, save me!”
>She picks up Pancho again and tries to make him eat some of the cookies off of her body
>That’s not what you wanted to do!
“Come here, you little kinky mare!”
>You join them, not covering yourself in cookies, but eating the ones that are on both of them. Starting with Yarn Feather as a vengeance for eating cookies off Pancho… the cookies in Pancho…
>You attack her belly covered in chocolate chips and cookies using your long tongue
>”AH, AH, AHAHAHA! JENNY WAIT, THAT, THAT’S NOT A GOOD SPOT TO! AHAHAHA! NO, STOOOHAHAHAHA!”
>It hasn’t even begun! The worst is about to come!
“This is what you get for being a kinky mare!”
>At this point, Yarn is crying while laughing
>Good! That’ll teach her!
That's all for today!
Moar tomorrow
>>25451021All of the homo baby, HO!
>>25450894
Aw shot, I lost a good opportunity to make Shorty think that.
>>25447514
>You turn and face a small, bluish-purple pony with blue eyes, a paler mane and tail and an unamused look.
New challenger has appeared!
I believe this is the pone from the OP (and I think there was this thread outside of here that made a few greentext of her)
Liking so far your story, Bluebird!
Bump.
...and considering taking my own stab at greentext.I'll probably puss out though.
>>25451095
>Aw shot, I lost a good opportunity to make Shorty think that.
You can still do it. In fact, here's an idea:
>Fuse asks Princess Celestia for immortality, since he never wants to leave Anon
>Anon doesn't notice how Fuse never seems to get older, since ponies don't visibly age much
>Fuse notices Anon is getting grayer, but assumes it's one of those 'age without youth' situations
>eventually, he's laying on his deathbed, and Fuse doesn't know what to do>finally, he spills the beans>heartwarming shit ensues>Princess Celestia makes Anon immortal too
>and then they all died of hepatitis
>the end
>>25451926
JUST
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O I T
>>25451930
Kek, that would went from comedy to sad in a few minutes
>Be Anon
>Freshly arrived in Ponyland
>And you are being carted to jail for what was apparently public indecency whilst in the presence of royalty
>Why these little colorful horses consider wearing socks in public to be indecent is beyond you
>The royalty in question wasn't exactly complaining either
>You glance out the window of the carriage they've got you in and see a structure that looks vaguely like your old middle school
>Surrounded with tall fence
>Well, tall for them at least
>The carriage passes through a gate and approaches the building
>...wait, is this-?
>"On your feet, criminal!"
>The guard who'd been riding with you had been doing his best to be as far from you as possible
>They saw you as something of a perv
>Can't say you'd blame them, considering you essentially appeared out of nowhere in the middle of their sat of government wearing what was apparently in their culture women's lingerie
>Still, he could tone down the attitude
>It's not like you knew
>You you get out of the carriage and check out your surroundings
>Yep, looks exactly like a middle school
>"Get moving, creep!"
>The guard pushes the back of your leg in an attempt to get you mobile
>You whip your head around and glower at him
"Fuck off, man. This is bullshit! Socks are perfectly normal to wear where I'm from!"
>The guard freezes
>Shit
>You said too much
>Well, here comes the first ass-kicking of your prison career
>The guard starts crying
>Wait, wat
>>25453727
Keep going, writeslut. We need all the green we can get here. It must fill our waking hours and consume us all.
>>25453727
>The guard's just staring up at you with tears in his eyes, sniffling
>"YOU MONSTER!"
>You turn, to see one of the horses pulling the coach angrily pointing at you
>"How could say such mean things?! You're going away for a long time!"
>...
>You subdued a prison guard
>With rude words
>Fuck this place, logic isn't a thing here
>While your brain was rendered inactive out of the sheer absurdity, a bunch of other guards had emerged from the building
>[Collective horse gasp]
>"What'd you do, you big ugly monkey?!"
>Ho fuck no
>You ain't about to take that from some punkass little horse
"I told him how /fucking/ stupid this whole situation is! I'm wearing socks because my feet get cold without them, not because I'm perverted! In fact, you assholes are the perverts, getting turned on by socks!"
>You're being a hypocrite, you love girls in knee socks
>Still, all you had on were normal ones
>These horses were definitely the ones in the wrong here
>Speaking of, they're reeling from your little tirade
>"S-so foul mouthed! Restrain him! Bring him in for processing!"
>You utter the time-honored battle cry of angry 20-something men
"COME AT ME BRO!"
>Unfortunately for the little weenie horses, you lift
>You bowl through the little group like ninepins, shrugging of the couple that clung to you
>...
>Isn't this going a little too well? How are they able to restrain their prisoners if they can't even-
>ZAP
>You hit the ground like a sack of potatoes, unable to move
>What just happened?
>Why are you paralyzed?
>"Is everypony alright?"
>"Warden! Thank goodness! We've got a nasty one here."
>>25454054
Getting l8, m8s. I've got morning class, so I'll write more tomorrow.And I honestly didn't think I'd follow through on writing, so I gotta think about how I want this to go now
>>25454077
This shit is amazing. I honestly didn't expect the guard to cry, and laughed like a retard when he did.
>>25454054
i really dislike it when stories make people completely impotent against unicorns
>>25455035
It's that or make them completely immune to magic.
>>25455035
>>25455307
Maybe Anon could have some clothes that give him a bonus to mag resist.
