Cis Lesbian General: Pets edition
Do you have a pet? Want one? Show them off. Bonus points if they are also lesbian.
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>>6534083
not a girl but that's a fucking cute cat
I grew up around Siamese cats. I also had a snake at one point. Currently I am living on my own in a boat and really considering getting a cat.
pic related, one of the cats I grew up with at 1 day old.
>>6534127
Jenza, dat you?
>>6534083
Which one is better: cat or a gf?
Why this wasn't the panties edition? ):
>>6534306
My gf. I don't like cats.
Unfortunately she's a cat person..
My cat is a total lesbian. She doesn't like any guy that comes into my place.
I need everyone's alignments and who their favorites are.
I expected the chaotic neutrals, but we have a lot more neutral femmes than I would have guessed.
>>6534503
Lawful butch slowly working on my cache of nice suits.
>>6534503
chaotic femme, seeking neutral butch/chaotic neutral
>>6534521
I already have a few. Trust me. It's an expensive habit.
>>6534541
It really really is.
>>6534503
Man i wanna see chaotic butch dommed by lawful femme too.
>like a girl
>dither forever
>find out just now that my suspicions of her liking me are confirmed
>constant panic
>probably coming across as really flighty
>mfw she's probably frustrated because neither of us have made a move
>mfw all her texts are monosyllables now
>mfw she's still coming to pick me up
>mfw I want to apologize and be direct with her but am worried I'll make it worse or that she'll tell me it's too late
>mfw I've blown it before I've even begun
Ha ha I-it's okay. I guess I'm better off alone anyway
>>6535064
dude if she likes you too she could have made a move just as easily. it's not just up to you
>>6534503
chaotic neutral at heart with a neutral butch appearance
lf> lawful femme, chaotic femme, or lawful butch
>>6534503
Do all the butch lesbians just become ftms now ?
Are there terfs here ?
>>6534503
posted before but forgot to say preferred
>look like true neutral
>am like chaotic neutral
>yuri instead of yaoi
>prefer another chaotic neutral or a chaotic femme
>will date anyone not butch tbqh
>>6534503
Chaotic femme looking for lawful femme, lawful neutral and aaaaall da butch
>>6534083
I have a dog, Bernese Mountain breed, his name is Heimdalr, after the norse god. It's a gimmick I have. My old dog was named Baldr.
In my family all children were given a pet between the age of 7 and 9, at the beginning of school, to teach responsibility. Most of us got dogs, my older sister got a rabbit and my second oldest brother got a parrot that's still alive.
>>6534083
I have a male dog and cat. The dog is outdoors and the cat is indoors. I also befriended an outdoor female cat but she isn't rightfully mine. I believe she's disowned because with how often I see her I suspect she's been spayed. She's not affectionate but she's friendly.
I always want a male dog in my life and I'm not sure why. I prefer larger breeds too.
>>6535212
TERF here. I consider myself on the butch side of chapstick.
There are some butches left, but we lose a lot these days.
>>6534503
>liberal
>revolution
>>6535613
What do you think of ftms ? Are they gender traitors ?
>>6535640
I was also trying to figure out what that is supposed to be. The vast majority of developed nations are full neoliberal republics already.
>>6535747
They're not traitors. I think some of them may have a real neurological disorder, and a lot of them are reacting to internalized misogyny (and shitty doctors) in the best way they know how.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10709925
>>6535747
They've been swept up in a cult. It's not really their fault.
>>6534503
If I look like a true neutral but act like neutral butch, what level of hell am I destined for?
>>6535064
>mfw I want to apologize and be direct with her but am worried I'll make it worse or that she'll tell me it's too late
All that's left now is a hail mary. Get in the car and just blurt out "Don't take this the wrong way, but I think you're wicked hot and I would be 100% down if you want to park this thing and go digging in my dumpster. If not, that's also cool."
>>6535892
I would advise you to not call your vagina a dumpster
>>6534503
I'm definitely in the neutral femme category. My ex said I'm preppy af but I just try to wear what I like
wish tc were still a thing cause i'm drunk and ready to show tits on cam
I have two male dogs. No lesbian activity goes on there.
how many former sex partners is too many? I'm not necessarily asking if it's a deal-breaker, but what number does she have before it starts to deter you from dating her? 1? 10? 100? 1000? 10000?
>>6537090
What difference does it make? If they're women it's not likely that she'll have a disease.
>>6536556
>>6536556
>>6536556
go and stay go you gross man in a dress >>6536817
>>6537090
The higher amount of women the better. If she met with even one male she's headed to the trash.
>>6537090
with numbers around 100 or higher I'd be worried about her cheating, getting stalked by exes, getting HPV, getting HSV1/2, and mostly worried about feeling easily replaceable.
>>6537182
I don't get it. So he's posting those to frame you, linking to them here, and is now pretending to be a female (but females wouldn't be triggered enough to post in t bait threads)...so he probably doesn't even have a goal. Just trolling from different angles and that's how he spends his time? Wow. Males be crazy.
>>6537206
>>>/agpgeneral/
Quick question. It's my one year anniversary at the end of the month and I got my gf a silver Celtic double knot bracelet, they're supposed to represent everlasting love, and a personalised card. Does that sound romantic enough? I really don't want to fuck this up, it's the first time I've had a proper relationship with someone and I genuinely love her.
>>6537225
Get her name tattooed on your forehead.
>>6537276
>I don't know what I was expecting asking here
>>6537289
Not many of us have girlfriends. You should have added - serious replies only!!!1
That's guaranteed to help. Yes your goddamn ring and card sounds romantic. Would I want that? I dunno. I'm not in love with you, I'm not your girlfriend, I don't know what she likes or wants.
>>6537291
Sorry, didn't mean to make you feel lonely. Thanks, she like Celtic art (Irish family)
>>6537303
I have a gf tho. What do you think I should get her? Too late. I already know.
>>6537304
>I have a gf tho.
Cool :) glad you're happy
>>6537310
Yeah she does, Celtic art is her favorite. Her dads side are Irish.
>>6537205
Supertran anon thinks he's pulling a fast one on us, he admits he has a Y chromosome in mtfg and tramsbian general, but he pretends to be cis in cis lesgen. But we all remember his vocaroos and his horrible falsetto Monty Python tier voice. It's best to just ignore him until he goes away and stops avatarfagging as supergirl
>>6537328
>>6537328
>>6537328
>>6537090
I've had 100+ sex partners and 5-6 "relationships". I just say "a lot" when asked.
>>6537397
I don't even know 100 people
>women's rugby on tv
>lol why would anyone watch thi-- ohhh
>>6537225
yes this is a+. but i just want to ask, like, are you sure it's like, correct/genuine/whatever celtic?
i mean it doesn't have to be "certified authentic handicraft by 90th generation red-haired celtic handworker", but i sometimes get east asian-inspired gifts with bad hanzi/kanji and while i appreciate the gift it's just... bad, you know?
granted i don't know anything about celtic stuff so it might be irrelevant
>>6534503
>make happily married women with kids question themselves
people have fantasies about converting married milfs?
>>6537502
The Celtic knot is a legit symbol with legit symbolism in Celtic tradition. I doubt that the bracelet is actually Irish but it's not like there's any writing on it for them to fuck up. Pic is the bracelet.
>>6537520
it's qt. yeah, who cares where it's actually made, as long as it looks legit.
learning kanji (and naturally, to a small extent about hanzi) has ruined my ability to buy things with traditional cultural symbols. when a small error in one character stroke can kill the feel of the character, it's like you realize how subtle symbolism can be and you can't know all the details. obviously most people don't care and i'm being fucking autistic about it
>>6537520
Cute and classy, good choice anon.
>>6535858
The cute one that I want to go to
What's some cute light dom stuff I can say i want to do to my gf?
this degeneracy will not be tolerated.
I'm drafting in Muslims to come and put you in your place
>>6538014
That's a really neat flower
I've always hated office jobs but I went into STEM cuz I thought I'd make moola. Now I'm making more money than my entire family but I fucking hate my life and I can't stand this job. I was thinking of cutting down my hours but then I'll never pay off my loans
Just end my fucking life
>>6538078
I know that feel
>>6538078
>>6538098
forgot image
>>6538098
Right? My mother worked as a waitress her entire life and that honestly seems more appealing than my life rn.
>>6538125
Having more money really only lets you get access to marginally more expensive distractions from how much of your time is spent doing something you have no interest in.
>>6538136
Right? The the gap year I took where I spent 20 hrs a week working at bubble tea and the rest of the time lazing around was maybe the best year of my life
>>6538177
>>6537514
>people have fantasies about converting married milfs
I've only read t-bians having that fantasy in tlesgen.
>>6538622
I'm not sure I understand..? It's a cute bracelet.
>>6535118
>>6535892
>>6536556
So it turns out I was way over thinking things until the point where I was in a panicked tizzy. Business as usual I guess.
>wound up talking about it
>turns out she asked me out like a month ago and I was too dense to realize
>thought she was just being friendly
>the two of us have literally been doing this to each other for a month straight
>she was as scared to make the first move as I was
>all our friends have been joking about how it's like they're observing the mating habits of snails
>have some rum and coke
>kiss her
>wind up going back to her place
>mfw I spent the night at a qts apartment and got IHOP as well
>>6538078
Save your money and invest it so you can get out of rat race quicker. If you can keep your job and save for an early retirement without killing yourself, do it. You won't regret it.
I GOT A 960 VENUSAUR AT THE PARK TODAY
Pretty nice to come back to the lesbian general and find a Pets Edition. How are you girls doing? The reason that brought me here was thinking today of a few of you that I talked often with in the past. From the girl that wanted to get muscular to the one that kept harassing all the others, to the one living in a forest (or nearby?) and feeling lonely when looking at it from her balcony (seriously, if someone living like that would also end up being a decent person, that would be my dream, to stand there with her), to many many others. I think the last time I posted was the last year, more than 6 months ago.
How are you people doing lately?
>>6537090
I'd say that more than numbers the problem is what she did with them and what was involved with. Though I never had to deal with someone that had more than one or very few partners.
>>6538651
God for you anon. You remind me of a lesbian that was trying to get a relationship going at the time. (and posting the same images, hm)
>>6540294
I've been shitposting off and on about this for a while now, so it might have been me.
When I first met her a few months ago, I was convinced she disliked me and posted about it on here. (Now that I think about it, this has probably been going on for close to two months since the music festival she invited me to was back in April. That was apparently the first time she tried to ask me out.)
>>6540513
>I was convinced she disliked me and posted about it on here.
My dude, it was you, very happy and glad to see that things are getting good.
AAAAAAhhhhnd, new favorite porn.
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph575add9550bd0&utm_source=www.bing.com&utm_medium=embed&utm_campaign=embed-fullscreen
>>6534083
Here's my babies. I'll post their parents if you want. I also have a tarantula but I wont post her unless specifically asked.
>>6534469
She is precious.
>>6534529
I'm chaotic neutral (i think) minus the meme obsession
tippity top kek, I fainted by the river following a Tauros.
>tfw spergy math major gf
>tfw my last 2 dates with her have been sleeping over at her place cooking and watching tv shows
>tfw my relationship is 1000x better than your gross normie relationships
Normals need to get out of my lesgen.
>>6534503
I'm in the true neutral/chaotic neutral/neutral butch range.
Also pic is my lovely bud, Grapes. He's great!
Threadly reminder not to reply to the supertramsbian anon that avatarfags as supergirl and he will get the hint and go away.
CIA gay male but I want a kitty
>>6541710
Autocorrect I meant cis
>>6541724
You revealed yourself too early.
>>6541724
Have you heard of the Masketta Man?
>>6541682
Maybe you're not normal, sir but the rest of us are.
>>6539517
I want to play Pokemon Go, but I feel so embarrassed, walking around in public looking for pokemon.
I wish my gf was here so we could play together. Would it be weird to invite my friend to come play? He likes pokemon too, and we've known each other since forever
>>6541682
>goes to uni
>is cute
>is cis
Get out normal
tfw when ur gf won't touch ur girltinkler
>>6541820 (You)
Aha! Irrevocable proof that superTRANon is a tranny! Everyone pls pay attention to me
>>6534371
For me it's a first-ditch effort. I don't make platonic friends easily (not autistfag, I just don't get close to people unless I'm in a physical relationship). Anyway, I had a thought while dreaming last night about how I would express to a friend if they were in a dire situation how much I cared about them:
"You're like my cat to me."
or "The only way I could care about you more is if we started having sex. We won't, btw. But you get what I mean."
100% serious -- this is what I dreamt about.
>>6536556
>None of these fit desu.
The 3x3 Alignment System fits ALL!!! If it doesn't fit you then you do life wrong!
(I fucking hate when D&Dfags start using strict alignment shit. So glad I only play indie shit now.)
>>6542098
Even normier.
Go back to your normie boards. Leave this place to abnormal scum like me.
>>6542109
Which boards are the normie boards?
>>6541765
My girlfriend and I went out today and met a couple friends to play together.
It was a lot of fun really and we saw like 20 other people walking around obviously playing too.
>>6541490
But do you even boop her nose
>>6542204
So far I've seen a bunch of people of all ages wandering around pokestops.
What a time to be alive
>>6542416
Does Pokemon cause autism?
>>6542417
Cause no but probably appeals to people with it quite a bit
Hey, how do you ladies feel about bisexual girls?
>>6542649
>>6542649
Maybe for a quick hook up, but nothing more. They arent worth the trouble, time and headaches. 9 out of 10 arent actually even bisexual they just label themselves this because it makes them feel special.
>>6542208
Yes. I also kiss my hand and then give her a hand-kiss nose boop.
>no qt girl to go on pokemon dates with me
>>6542649
I don't know, I only know one and question to a degree her actual attraction towards girls, but that's not something I hold against her.
>>6541821
>as if his vocaroos weren't proof enough supertrananon has a penis
Come on... You'd have to be seriously retarded if you can't tell his voice is not that of a cis female.
>>6544515
You'd have to be seriously retarded to be this obsessed with them.
>>6542204
I'm so jealous. I'm in a LDR and live in a really small town, so I don't have anyone to go with. I feel like I look like a total weirdo walking around alone!
I know some people here play, because the gyms have been claimed already, even though the game's not actually out here yet, but I haven't seen anyone.
>>6535835
>>6544515
My post was making fun of you, my man. Please be ashamed of your ignorance.
>>6545402
She doesnt even have that deep a voice.
Just get her talking about SHIELD and the hype flows.
>>6545407
this
>>6542649
My ex is bi, at least she says that's the closest thing to a definition she cares for. I've never known her to fall in love with a man and she ended up marrying another girl too, but she enjoyed straight sex when she was single.
>>6542649
a bi girl gave my ex gf herpes simplex virus one. bi girls, not even once!
>>6545402
>women can and do have deeper voices
Why do you gentleman always make excuses. You guys always say b-but women can be 6'3 and have beards too! B-but women can have deep voices and penises too! Supertranon doesn't even sound remotely female. You're enabling him
>>6545855
He'll just deny it was him posting that anyway. I think he gets some kind of kick out of pretending to fool lesgen.
>>6545855
>screencapping your own post
I've been dating her for 1 year and she finally said I love you!
>>6545855
Seriously whats your obsession with this? You are literally the only person that talks about it. If you wanna stalk trannies go to their threads. Or did they reject you for being a tranny chaser?
Its already bad enough this board is being dominated by them, I dont need to read this bullshit here too.
>>6545855
kill yourself
Im sorry to continue this, but I just find this abject failure hilarious.
>>6545950
Shit yeah nigger, congrats
>>6546068
What an embarrassment to humanity
>>6546085
>>6546139
Just ignore him. It's pretty much the least inspired trolling attempt ever, not need to give it credit by responding.
>it's another "Bitter virgin male derails the thread again because the only attention he can get from women is negative" thread
Dropped
So what teams are you all?
Red for cute girls with short hair, right?
>>6542649
I honestly don't mind if a girl is bi, regardless of the horror stories. I try to judge people on their individual merits you know? On that note, I'm dating a bi girl right now, but she'd be dangerous whether she was bi or not. I may just be a masochist.
explain.
Explanation: git shafted.
>>6546555
>>6534503
i'm cis gay but this made me want to date a lesbian
what is happening to me
>>6546804
It's an overly optimistic alignment chart. It doesn't include a lot of less savory genre's of lesbian (political lesbians, fat bulldykes, hasbians, queer special snowflake womyn, transbians, etc).
>>6546841
yesss
>>6546875
>political lesbians
bisexual women
>hasbians
who?
>queer special snowflake womyn
not lesbians
>transbians
straight males
>>6546342
>Valor
>Not choosing far superior Team Instinct
Get out.
>>6546897
hasbians are also bisexuals
>>6546958
groce
>>6546976
anon you're the only one outside of my friend group i've seen say "groce" like that
unless you're in my friend circle and didn't mention you browse cislesgen
I'm onto you
>>6547003
Hah, don't worry. I don't have friends
>>6534503
I wanna see more stuff like this. Seems fun.
>>6534503
None of these fit, damn it.
>>6547280
make it yourself, commission it from an online artist, or donate to artists who make that kind of stuff
Whew that was strange
>Dreaming
>Nazi and supes are there
>They're really cute together
>Ex-gf is there
>So is her gf and she's really hot
>All the lesgenners are wearing pyjamas, no one else is
>Shitposting pretending to be in a wheelchair, it backfires, I have to pretend I'm a cripple for the rest of dream because ????
>Misc misadventures in a high rise
>There are Pokemon
ok
>>6547862
>>6547862
>dreaming of lesgen
>ever
You poor soul.
>dreaming
>being chased by headcrab zombies
>suddenly realise I have a superpower to super heat anything without even touching
>burn them all
>>6547862
I dreamy my entire family hated me, and my gf wanted nothing to do with me.
I'll trade anon, being at supes and nazis wedding sounds lovely.
>>6547907
That wasn't a dream, you were just running Gary's Mod in MindOS
anyone seen Carol? What did you think?
>>6548759
Rooney Mara / 10
It was quite a sweet film, sex scene was interesting to experience in a cinema populated entirely by dykes.
>>6548772
The last time I saw a lesbian sex scene in a cinema was for Blue is the Warmest color. There was mostly straight couples and a few dykes, one of them next to me. You could almost touch the discomfort in the room when the shitty sex scene played, and the dyke next to me cringed.
On a completely unrelated note, just read this. It was pretty funny but also painful to read, since I can relate to the loneliness of the author. Except there's no lesbian escort service in my country, so I can't even fuck a girl like this. Maybe I shouldn't have read it actually. Oh well.
>>6549091
lmao typical disastrous english translation on the cover
why don't they ever bother to get a native speaker, or at least someone competent with the language to check it?
>>6549122
Because they don't care. Most of them don't speak english anyway so it doesn't really matter if the english doesn't make sense.
This cat is giving me a huge boner
caca
huge dick
>>6549140
sure, but then why have it on the cover at all, then? Weakens the thought behind it as an aesthetic choice if it's just nonsense. Not a terrible cover otherwise though, I guess.
>>6549091
Has anyone translated it? I don't think many people can read Japanese.
>Tfw looking out at the sparkling city lights over the river while cuddled up to a cute girl, and it's so comfy that you lose track of time
Feels pretty good, man.
I have a question for long time lesgen posters.
Did people ever actually meet up after talking in this tread? I always see people mentioning that they want to meet up, but did anyone ever go trough with it?
>>6549348
I didn't hear about any big huge meet ups. Mostly sprinklings of dates here and there. I guess the best city for that would be LONDON because there are quite a few of the anons living there.
>>6549348
I wanted to. But the other person got mad at me an just dropped me like a bad habit.
>>6549348
I am currently dating a girl from lessen.
She's the best tbqh w/u famalam
>>6549942
Over long distance, or in person?
>>6550058
Yup, in person!
She's the qtest
>What are the things that (temporarily) make you hate womankind, and (for that brief moment) wish you weren't gay?
for me, it's urine sprinkled toilet seats in the ladies room.
My wedding date is nearing and I'm getting nervous. Is it a long shot to ask for marriage experiences in here?
>>6550686
my sister did the best she could to keep overtly religious sentiments out of the wedding, and went over the whole ceremony with the Justice of Peace, our father, to make everything perfect.
Day of the wedding, in a park, the whole thing goes according to schedule. Then, as they're going to a more scenic spot to take pictures, a women's Christian group - all stereotypical hispanic women and overcome with images of a wedding, flooded in from some type of retreat they were doing.
All of them made sure to tell them that their marriage was still blessed by Jesus Christ, and took lots of pictures with the couple.
Things won't go as exactly planned, but there's nothing you can do to affect the cruel hand of fate. So relax and take it as it is.
>>6549942
How feminine is her benis?
What happened to super girl anon? Don't tell me they were actually that guy who's evading a global for cp? I really didn't expect that.
>>6551006
What? Do tell.
>>6551006
Avatarfagging, superanon isn't a dude
>>6550686
I'm recently married. It's been going p sweet. Me and wifey fucked around with pokemon go today. Her work keeps getting lures the lucky bitch. Mine's dead despite having a bunch of nerds.
We lived together for years before marrying. I can't say it feels too different. Except it feels a lot more formal to say "my wife".
I got super nervous before marrying. I still am at times. My parents didn't marry till I was 16 and they were together some 20+ years before.
My main freak outs are that we can't spend enough time together. Then after that it's that we hardly ever fought. I'm thinking yeah ok we've been good for 5 years but shit people change and I wanna change with her. Be better. But what if we fight so bad in the future and we can't figure out how to come back from it because we never fought before getting married. I really never want a divorce. I feel like maybe we should have continued on as we were for another 5-10 years. Marry at 35. At that point you probably aren't gonna divorce right?
I mean it's one thing if we break up at 29 as girlfriends. Get back together a few years later. You can't divorce at 29 and get back later. That shit just burns to much shit.
We talk a lot. That helps. She's more officially a part of the family and that helps too. My immediate family was always pretty cool with her but my whole family is a bit traditional. Like they won't give a fuck about you if you aren't related by blood or marriage. Second we got married it was "welp she's an in law now so we love her unconditionally!". Her family is also cooler with me now despite being pretty homophobic before.
>>6551019
Spat with people accusing someone of being that. Janitors wiped out all of the threads of the accused and super with them.
Not all of super girl's posts were deleted, just most of the recent and a few socks so maybe there's more than one super anon.
>>6551028
It happened right along with a bunch of threads and some other anonymous comments from here.
There's possibly more than one poster and one of them, the one that got wiped probably was a fugitive dude. Anyone can post an image.
>>6551035
yeah I never understood avatar/name fags. Anyone can just copy that shit. It's all the bullshit of a secure tripfag with no security.
>>6551083
S isn't that articulate.
Reminder to thank your local janny
>>6546909
>choosing the only team with a male leader
>>6551113
I'm being meta. No one can stop me.
>>6546909
team mystic
fight me
>>6551133
Shitposter pls, don't make me get the kryptonite
>>6551158
>hurhur don't make me autistically roleplay with you
kill me irl
>>6550861
I wouldn't expect any religious gatherings unless you count our own guests though :)
We are having a very public wedding, but I live in a tolerant country regardless so I doubt people will pay it any particular mind.
>>6551030
I doubt much will change for us either. We have only lived together since 2014 and in shifting locations, so I hope tying the knot will give a sense of a permanent situation. I just hope we keep having fun. A couple of my friends ended up with divorces because the weight of an official marriage somehow changed their perception of the relationship. These were all straight couples though, so perhaps that's it :p
>>6550650
I do that. Mostly because I think it's hot that some straight qt might sit in my pee and with any luck, a little might slide into her cooter
>>6551285
>I doubt much will change for us either. We have only lived together since 2014 and in shifting locations, so I hope tying the knot will give a sense of a permanent situation. I just hope we keep having fun. A couple of my friends ended up with divorces because the weight of an official marriage somehow changed their perception of the relationship. These were all straight couples though, so perhaps that's it :p
Eh the weight thing is no joke. When you're dating a fight is just a fight. You might get pissed. Storm out. But you come back or don't with a lot less pressure.
Married you fight and move out for a few days and you're marriage is on the brinks. It's not just a "ugh what a bitch" complaint to friends. It's "fuck what is my life now" kinda shit. That extra pressure can fuck with you regardless of sexuality.
We also went to counseling before getting married. And talked out hypothetical shit. Like the fighting thing worried me so much so we talked the shit out of that. What to do in a fight. If I need some space it's not defcon serious shit. How she can always talk to my family even if we're in the shits. How to bring up touchy issues like jealousy or intimacy.
She asked me first. Fully prepared for me to say no because I'm just not that into weddings and the idea of marriage. And I still kinda don't. Feels to me like a fake sense of permanence. People divorce and cheat married. People stay together and monogamous without it. It's just a piece of paper. But I do appreciate her feelings on marriage and I take it serious because I very much don't want to ever be divorced and I do love her so much and wanna grow old with her. The title is fun too.
Ah but I'm talking to much. My main advice is to get some couples counseling even if you don't think you need it. They'll bring you through questions you never thought to ask. Questions about finances, kids, family, weight, sex, death, etc. All the sticky shit you don't think of as often.
>>6550650
Lesbians never annoy me, only straight women, so I never have wished to be straight.
Lesgen is full of ayy lmaos
>>6550650
I've lived with dudes. They do the same shit. Too lazy to pick of the lid.
>>6550650
too many women somewhere in the middle of the Kinsey scale. what's worse, too many of them move around on the scale over their lifetimes.
I envy the fact that gay men really only encounter 0's and 6's when they are looking at other men.
>>6550650
women aren't dominant enough, but for lesbians it's improving.
>>6551849
I'm fairly certain the majority of people fall on the left side of the spectrum, with the smallest number being a 3, largest being 1, second largest being 2, and third being 6.
>>6534503
>be lawful butch
>go for neutral butch /hard/
Unfortunately I do have the tendency of making married women cheat on their husbands with me.
>>6546342
Instinct. Moltres is shit. And everyone is edgy Mystic.
>>6551120
>>Choosing Moltres over Zapdos or Articuno
No. Never pick Moltres. I suppose you pick flareons too anon?
>>6552016
doesn't sound unfortunate
>>6551116
Thanks janny
>>6552244
Team Valor
>qt lesbian leader
Case closed. And yes Im not that anon but yes I pick Flareon. It fits well with my Charizard.
>Fire is life.
>Fire is strenght.
>Fire is power.
>>6552564
This anon understands. Fire fits with my fighting and rock types, how else am I supposed to have an all-out offense?
>>6549180
Where can you find the raws? I could try making a rough translation while still on summer vacation
>>6551006
Supertranon was banned because he's a troll, and he shits up all of lgbt and makes bait threads constantly. He's a known ban evader and it's best to contact a mod whenever he posts.
>>6554100
As usual, report and ignore this salty troll.
>>6554100
Even if she's not here you're still intent on talking about her. Mister troll pls kys. There is at least one place you can't get cute real chicks banned.
>>6554112
>>6554411
They're right though. A super an a lot of anonymous socks did get banned. Maybe for illegal stuff. That's why a bunch of posts are gone.
That said, older super posts are still here and all of the socks and recent stuff were crazy.
A shitposter might have stolen the avatar and used it to cause drama.
>>6554554
>stealing an avatar
The autism is strong with this post
>>6554609
K, then just stick to the getting banned along with a bunch of sock puppets for having posted illegal pics bit
>>6554671
I'm dating her.
>>6554685
>>6554709
Dear Cis Lesgen,
I just turned 20 years old in March. I work part time in the bakery department of my local grocery store, and have worked here for about a year. During the summer, we've gotten a lot of new part-time employees, including the new girl who was assigned to the bakery with me. When I first met her, I instantly thought she was attractive, and we really hit it off. She smiles at me all the time and I catch her staring sometimes. I think she's flirting with me, but here's the catch: I found out the other day that she is still 17. She keeps saying she will be 18 in a few months, but I still feel uncomfortable. Should I tell her to stop flirting with me even though I'm not entirely sure that she even likes girls?
Sincerely,
I don't want to go to jail.
Terfs; I am a gay guy who hangs around ftms. Are you jelly and mad that I am stealing your would be butch lesbians ?
>>6554813
20/2 + 7 = 17
also, that'd be legal in my state
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ages_of_consent_in_the_United_States.
>>6554813
I don't think there's a state in the US with an age of consent law higher than 16/17. Maybe one or two that are 18.
>>6554831
If they're dating you, they aren't lesbians and you aren't gay.
>>6554867
>Male with penis dates females with a vagina
>>6554882
>falling for the born gender meme
>not caring about gender identity and appearance
>>6554890
Oh, I thought you were serious, kek
>>6554898
Since she's younger than you, I'd say probably wait until she makes the first move. Maybe
On a separate note.
HA HAH AHAHAHA!
http://yournewswire.com/pentagon-approves-u-n-use-of-force-against-civilians/
>tfw we're all gonna die :/
>>6537520
I'd just be worried the knot might be uncomfortable on the finger, but what do I know, I never wear jewelry.
>>6534083
i had a cat for 10 years.
somebody gave it to me as a kitten after i had gone through a difficult break up.
fell in love with that cat.
we never separated.
never went on vacation for 10 years because who would feed him?
never stayed overnight at anyone's house because gotta feed the cat, let him out to poop.
(he wouldn't use a litterbox)
eventually i got schizophrenia from Toxoplasma Gondii and had a break with reality that ended in a dissociative fugue where i found myself homeless in another state. lost all my possessions including the cat to my landlady.
3 months later i managed to see a doctor and get medication. recovering at my parents house. they ask me if i would like to get a cat because they know how much i loved my cat. my answer: ummm no.
yes i miss my cat but being crazy? not so much.
Why are lesbians so fat ?
http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2014/aug/31/federal-study-lesbian-obesity-hits-3-million/
>A federal study to determine why 75 percent of lesbian women are obese and gay men are not has totaled nearly $3 million.
Also what do you guys think about
http://www.autostraddle.com/
>>6555234
>Why are lesbians so fat ?
I was borderline unhealthily thin, now I have a normal BMI
>http://www.autostraddle.com/
generally trash
>>6556314
accurate assessment
>steeled self up to finally ask for cute cashier's phone number today
>chickened the fuck out at the last second
>she offered it to me of her own volition on my way out
>>6556414
Still won.
how do i get gf?
>>6557446
>has to ask how to get a gf
I have some bad news for you
>>6556314
Yeah well, I've seen way too many fat lesbians myself. As far as I know, most vocal lesbians are the most obese. The qt's have other interests.
>tfw my Tinderella had a hairy pussy
What have I done to deserve this? :____;
>>6557463
what's that? ;_;
>>6557566
I'ts not about how to get a gf, it's about what you have to be in order to have your very own female companion.
>>6557572
>have a full time job, hobbies, friends
>still no gf
>probably because i don't know any lesbians
>but still
I've gone to second base before. that's the furthest. I can't even imagine what sex with one's qt gf feels like. I know I'll love giving oral, but I don't know if I will be able to handle receiving it. It seems way to intense. I think it would feel too good, and I wouldn't be able to stand it.
