Cis Lesbian General: Vagina Talk Edition
Everything related to vagina health. If you have a question about shaving, improving taste, products, hygiene, etc - this would be the time to ask.
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Happy birthday murrica: >>6489419
>>6510716
Dog bleds ameriburger :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Am I still considered a gold star lesbian even if a guy has touched my girItinkIer?
>>6511205
>Y chromosome
>lesbian
Pick one, sir
>>6510716
DAE here use viagra to keep their clitoris erect?
POLLTIME
http://www.strawpoll.me/10672317
>>6512914
Moderately trimmed master race
>>6510716
Talking about vaginas is transphobic violence
>>6512914
>>6512938
Yeah not enough options.
Where are
>unshaven but trimmed
>partially shaven (landing strip etc)
I mean it's all just window dressing on a cunt to me, but you're limiting my options here famalam.
>>6512963
>>6512938
http://www.strawpoll.me/10672623
here, fixed it just or u
>>6512994
lmao ur heart ain't in this famalam
>>6513009
that's because you are
>>6513350
>fewer people actually like it bald
Porn's been having fewer that are fully-shaven (or at least the good porn is).
>>6512914
Completely shaved! Pubes look gross and feel gross.
>>6513424
>markers of puberty are gross
>>6510716
Does anyone have tumblrs they want to share?
>>6513081
I am... in this? And that's why your heart isn't in this vagina hair poll?
>>6513350
Somethin real hot about a lady sportin a full bush famalam.
>>6513448
>tumblr
>>6513721
>black
>male
Absolutely positively unacceptable. That anon meant that their heart isn't in it, but you are in their heart.
>>6513725
Ooooooh. Okay, that makes sense.
All these bitchez on mah dick.
I will now trigger you with black men.
>>6513737
I think we should see other people.
>>6513774
Okay! I'll go first.
>>6513783
>rags on tumblr
>posts images from tumblr
>>6513875
'Cha goan' do senpai. I need muh spergill pics.
Am I the only one here with a period fetish? Something about that iron bloody taste is just the best.
>>6514046
>animu posting
Don't ever mention that in public non lesbian creature.
>>6512914
No option for trimmed, i see
>>6514046
AGP please go.
>>6514158
>anime posting
girl where the fuck do you think we are
>>6514790
Dumb smugposter
>>6510716
How do you masturbate lesgen?
For as long as I have discovered it, I'm fairly sure I do it in a very specific, uncommon way.
For starters, I always use my left hand for reasons that will be clearer ahead. There's no penetrating, not even direct contact with labia, so my hands are actually clean when I'm done (but better have a pad or toilet paper in undies, otherwise that will be moist when you are done).
Then I proceed as follows,
>hand between legs, right leg usually over left
>palm of hand faces left leg so my thumb runs along labia
>stiffen up hand and rub thumb in a short thrust-like movement (being clothed thus helps with creating friction)
>stiffen/tighten leg, vagina and ass muscles along thrust
I can't get off any other way, also I find that I can pretty much spend the whole day doing it without suffering serious consequences like guys have been shown to.
Am I the only one?
>>6514814
left pointer finger on clit, right middle finger in vagoo.
there's no wrong way to masturbate as long as you come. I've seen a lot of different techniques. Including what it sounds like you're doing of just rubbing between labias and fucking your hand.
It's kind of a thing for me where I like watching girls masturbate and when I start fucking with a girl I wanna see her pleasure herself. Helps me get a figure of what she likes. Plus it's just hot.
>>6514814
Legs apart, right hand only, middle and index finger crossed, direct downward pressure on clit. Circle, circle, circles till I'm good.
I also hold my breath the whole time. Which makes being with a person weird because I forget to breath or I'll make too much noise and feel weird.
>>6514814
The only serious consequence for guys from excessive masturbation is loss of sensitivity, and
>I can't get off any other way
>>6514814
I'm having trouble picturing exactly what you're talking about, but I used to masturbate exclusively via putting steady pressure on the clit through the mons pubis. Also often through clothes. Usually on my stomach.
These days I masturbate in a more traditional way. Fingers in vagoo, rubbing g-spot and vaginal opening, rubbing back and forth on clit with thumb or the heel of my palm.
Sometimes if I ain't feeling penetration (which is rarely), I'll just do the back and forth clit thing until I come.
>>6514945
I can't finger myself because
1) I don't know how to make it feel good
2) My fingers are not long enough to do any good anyway?
>>6514967
I mean, most of the nerves ain't very far in. Every vagina is different, but in general you don't need long fingers at all.
Never gone searching for your g-spot? You want to insert two fingers and curl them upward in a "come hither" kind of motion. And you wanna be really aroused before you try, or it's just gonna be uncomfortable and sort of hurt.
>>6514929
>I also hold my breath the whole time
I do that sometimes, too!
>>6514934
So that's what it is. I was under the impression guys could get serious health related issues, but I didn't look into it so I wasn't sure. I remember reading some time ago about a teen dying after jacking off many times in a short period of time or whatever
>>6514894
I guess I thought I was "doing it weirdly" because I always pictured it be done with legs apart, fingers rubbing clit and maybe some penetration, and yet there I was, legs crossed and pants on
>have a girl masturbate for you
Hot
>>6514967
I just rub a inch or so toward the top I guess. Just that in and out feels good. It's not enough to cum alone on but it gets me wet enough and then clit work gets me the rest of the way.
>>6514980
I've gone looking for it, but nothing comes up.
>>6514985
>I guess I thought I was "doing it weirdly" because I always pictured it be done with legs apart, fingers rubbing clit and maybe some penetration, and yet there I was, legs crossed and pants on
Nah sometimes leg spread happens but usually even me clit + vag work I still close my legs together. It's part of clenching up and coming that my thighs just wanna get together.
And other girls do that too. Like damn near got my neck broken going down on a girl cause legs close so quick when coming.
I think legs spread out happens but it just happens WAY more in porn because porn is more about showing you all the goods than pleasure. So you just think it's weird to have legs crossed. Hell often enough after coming I just wanna cross my legs and squeeze cause it feels like it lasts longer that way.
>>6514995
Whelp, if you've tried you might just not be wired that way. Do whatever works for ya famalam.
>>6514995
ctfl+F: "g-spot" 0 results found.
Hi fampais,
I can only get myself off with clitoral stimulation
I want to try getting off with G-Spot stuff so I can have more options in fapping and maybe fucking
I'm not looking for a permanent solution or whatever, I just want to broaden my options
real dick need not reply
My previous attempts with fucking a vibe on max and fingering clit have led to me squirting with a small orgasm, but not a huge mind blowing one which is what I'm after. what could I do to make it bigger and better?
>>6515315
Edging is what you're looking for senpai
>>6515315
What have you tried so far, as far as penetration?
What, specifically, happened when you tried?
What did the vibe on max feel like? Which vibe did you use?
>>6515350
Edging is really advanced shit. And I have mind-blowing 'gasms without edging, so eh.
>>6515369
You just have to stop before you cum. I can help if you really need lessons
>>6515387
Whenever I try, I just come anyway. I think I just orgasm really easily desu.
I get the same effect by going a few times. Second 'gasm's always better than the first :^)
when i was about 9 (figuring out what my vag needs to feel nice) i would just cup everything and move my hand up and down. i wouldn't touch the clit because it was too stimulating.
now a days for my clit i'll just use my middle and ring finger with either hand and rub it in a way that my hood will move around.
it's hard to explain, like facing a cat and petting the back of its ear?
for insertion, i just lube up and ram the g spot. if i'm lucky i'll squirt a little
>>6515401
>cumming multiple times in a row
b-but how
>>6515350
edging makes the fun last longer for me but takes away from the intensity of when i finally do cum
>>6515410
That's not how it usually works. Maybe you should take your vagina back for a refund
>>6515408
you keep rubbing after you've cum
>>6515418
shit. you're right. fuck this pussy.
>>6515420
This kills the clitoris
>>6515350
my previous relationship included a lot of edging, it's built me up to get to the squirting small orgasms. I don't know what it's going to take to get to totally mind blowing ones with penetration though.
>>6515369
I use a first model lelo liv for these penetration attempts, my other vibes are smaller sized for penetration. I have a decently sized dildo but I can only get off with that while vibing my clit, no fingering. I have a magic wand too but I can get off with anything or nothing using that thing, so I don't include it in these attempts.
I might try a larger sized vibe. I'm not picky about brands or whatever as long as it works and feels fucking good. Any recommendations?
>>6515408
>get horny
>masturbate
>orgasm
>breathe and/or giggle for a few seconds
>realize you don't feel quite satisfied
>slowly start stimulating yourself again - don't go too hard or too fast, slow down and/or switch areas if it feels too much, keep going sorta lazily until it starts feeling good
>start getting really into it again
>start fucking yourself really hard
>keep going until you orgasm again
>come so hard you gotta use your arm/wrist muscles to keep your cunt from pushing your fingers out
>repeat until satisifed
>fall asleep
>>6515446
gotta hit the g spot. depends on your taste but a smaller dildo will cause less friction and help you hit the spot faster. sometimes you want more friction with a bigger dildo.
you also have pleasure your clit.
but the important part of squirting is hitting about 2 inches in and upwards.
>>6515455
>>6515479
>>6515446
there are also tutorials on pornhub. try not to fap and pay attention ;)
>>6515455
>>6515479
>>6515489
>>6515446
I would definitely recommend a rabbit or rabbit-style. Make sure to get one with rotating beads in the shaft, like http://www.goodvibes.com/s/sex-toys/p/GV13900/cal-exotics/premium-silicone-jack-rabbit-vibrator?lref=Cat|catalog70002_gv264||5|c|0|-relevance|toy_category|0
I don't personally use the actual rabbit attachment because I've never liked vibrations, but other chicks I know swear by it. But I had my first really good vaginal orgasm with one of those. Fucking amazing desu.
Tried anything at all with your fingers? How'd it go and/or feel?
>>6515479
>>6515489
>>6515496
Eyy bby.
But seriously, do you people not do multiples? What's even the point of life then?
>>6515455
Not satisfied until at least 3 times.
>>6515489
lesbians for trump here
>>6515503
I don't have a rabbit vibe. I'll try one of these out. I'll try with and without the attachment. I've tried with my fingers, I can kind of get to a good tightness with them? my hands are small though. I don't think fingering's going to get me to what I'm looking for in this case. For more raw shit maybe, thanks supes senpai.
tfw never be satisfied
>>6515485
I can hit it consistently with vibe and fingers, it's just more intensity inside that I'm looking for I think. Outside stimulation will get me off no matter what. What I'm thinking is that I'm not consistently fucking myself hard enough to where I'm bumping the spot. Sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn't, but when it does work the orgasm isn't very astounding. It's relieving though.
With edging into multiples it makes everything outside more sensitive, and inside the fucking's harder since I'm still tight from the first. When I've tried edging for one orgasm only it's been the small squirting ones.
>>6515544
There's no such thing as a lesbian with a penis
>>6515623
Touché. He's already backing away from trans though, so if he wins let's hope he makes bathroom laws federal.
Has anybody ever felt that h
>>6515877
did you die
>>6515916
She didn't even say Candlejack, she sh
>>6515940
STOP DYING ON ME
>>6515945
What if you end up as the last one ali
>>6515948
I didn't sign up for this!
I masturbate by humping a pillow. Fingering myself makes me want to cringe, and I don't orgasm by just rubbing my clit with my finger. Is something wrong with me? :(
>>6515956
You have to start slower with the clit. As superganon said, you can start by stimulating it through the mons pubis
>>6515956
>Fingering myself makes me want to cringe
what
why
humping inanimate objects should make you want to cringe
>>6515960
I don't like the sensation of my own finger in my vagina.
>>6515958
I orgasm completely fine if I'm humping a pillow or something like that. I'm sure I could orgasm by just fingering my clit, but it's honestly boring. I like the feeling of something on top of me, or me being on top of something. I'm not sure if anyone else does this, but I definitely haven't heard of it. I probably wouldn't tell anyone I was dating.
>>6515966
there is definitely something wrong with you
could be worse though. you could have a really fucked up fetish or something
>>6515971
I hate my fucked up fetish so much
wish I could get turned on by anything normie tier, even feet
>>6515971
I mean, I'm probably weird. Are you implying that all girls should masturbate one way?
>>6515977
What's your fetish?
>>6515982
I don't think that's the implication. Hating the sensation of things in your vagina is legitimately very odd though.
>>6515985
vore
>>6515989
>hating the sensation of things in your vagina is legitimately very odd though
>>6515989
I don't mind if it's somebody else's fingers, or something like that. I just don't like feeling my own insides. It weirds me out, and it's not pleasurable. It's like putting my finger down my throat.
>>6515996
that's kinda hot but I might be a little biased because I have a similar fetish
>>6515996
Not bad, I'm into blood
>>6516003
ohh I kinda see the logic behind that now
>>6515997
>mfw
>>6516003
Do you mind the feeling of other people's vaginas?
>>6516028
>when she posts ur OC
>>6516028
No. I don't mind it.
Goodnight /lesgen/
>>6516056
Goodnight, sleep well
>>6514985
>teen dying after jacking off many times in a short period of time or whatever
My brother's US infantry and said during downtime in Macedonia the soldiers had a running competition on who could masturbate the most times in a day.
*reportedly* the record was 17, but this has universally induced cringes followed by something like "I'd be surprised if you could get 7; by number 4 in under 12 hours you'd be completely dry and only feel burning."
>>6514995
Try pushing *really* hard on the rough texture. For many people the nerves are just deep in there -- the "come here" definitely doesn't work on everyone, but everyone anatomically has a g-spot. If you can't hit it you can have a "friend" do it for you since they'll have more leverage to push -- there's some youtube vids to help.
>>6516124
>everyone anatomically has a g-spot
Check your cis privilege fucking shitlord
>>6516124
>everyone anatomically has a g-spot
Fuck, I retract that statement after double-checking WP to insult
>>6516132 and tell him to stick his finger up his asshole and find it.
The g-spot is subjective, so no pressure if you can't get to it, but there is something homologous to the prostate down there. Either way, there's a lot that's worth spelunking, and trying the really-hard-push-against-the-pubic-bone thing is a must (use 2 fingers to spread out the force, then maintaining contact do it in quick pulses -- though definitely easier to have someone else do it).
>>6516215
What's wp
>tfw reading this whole conversation about masturbation at work
It wasn't a good idea.
>>6515535
That'ts not unusual for me. Once, twice, thrice... It's usually not enough, which is why I hate when I get horny when I have important shit to do
because I know if I start getting off, boom, I won't be studying for finals so soon.
It's like I only experience half orgasm or something, so I have to get off many times to compensate
>>6516722
I know this feeling. Everytime I get horny it's going to take at least one hour for me to get off. The worst was 3 hours, and I cummed 5 times. Awful.
>>6515404
saaame. except gspot play happens after the orgasm.
Hey guys,
So I'm about to meet my gf soon in person for the first time and we are having sex. I'm more the dominant one so probably I will initiate all this with her but any tips since we've both never had sex before?
>>6517172
Don't do BDSM the first time
>>6516722
Personally I like Saturday mornings when I don't have to get out of bed. Just long self-play sessions and experimenting... maybe with the clit, maybe with g-spot. Get off, wait a minute, restart. After an hour of orgasms I'll fall back to sleep.
>>6517172
good luck, when you're done come back and greentext it for us?
LISTEN!
I came home and my girl was eating a plate full of peanut butter with a spoon.
Just like 6 big scoops of peanut butter on a plate.
I was trying to make fun of her but she was determined to pretend it was completely normal.
It's not right? She is a weirdo right?
>>6517670
Peanut butter is pretty delicious, anon. Might as well enjoy some, although it'd be less odd with crackers or something.
>>6517670
If she's dating your autistic typing self then yeah she's a weirdo
>>6517670
Does she lift weights?
>>6517670
0/10 peanut butter is gross
>>6517786
It has a good macro balance
>>6515455
I'm usually impatient so I start masturbating about 20 seconds after my first orgasm. Repeat until the orgasms get less intense until it reaches 'ok feels nice' level. Like some Law of Perpetual Orgasms. :(
>>6517172
That image is the worst thing I've ever seen on 4chan.
Help /lesgen/, a qt girl is currently talking about her orgasms with me.
>>6517670
Tbh that's something my gf would totally do. We've gotten just blocks of cheese before and eaten them together, and she once actually ate cereal out of the box when she was hungry, taking the box around with her all day.
Either we're weirdos or this is normal
Send help.
I feel really weird today, like super duper tired and all my limbs are made of lead.
I'm in pretty shape and haven't done anything weird.
This is the end.
Time to dance the danse macabre.
how do you women feel about this thread
>>>/r9k/29769336
>>6518415
rip in peace
>>6518623
I'm still alive as of this post.
Tell my gf I liked her but I thought I could do better but was too afraid to try in case I couldn't.
>cute girl i love is dating a guy
why even live
I keep reading "sit on her face"/"sit on my face" online. Isn't that just a meme? I've never been able to make it work IRL. How do you balance in that position? I'm not overweight, but wouldn't I hurt her neck if I literally sat. I don't use dental dams, but wouldn't that suffocate someone to death if I did?
>>6518745
>wikiHow to Be a Lesbian
>>6518719
Single White Female them.
![sexy-rodzo-femdom-face-sitting-art-13[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/NuiTTk2.jpg "sexy-rodzo-femdom-face-sitting-art-13[1].jpg")
>>6518745
there's generally two meanings
1) literally sit in her face. don't worry too much about suffocating her, she wants to feel you on top of her with your full weight, she probably wants to feel smothered by your butt.
2) sit like this (picture from google image search) and you can leverage your weight with your legs/knees while you ride her face
>>6518745
Excuse me miss, I have a face you can practice on.
If thing go horribly wrong and I'm killed it's okay because no one likes me anyways.
>>6518745
Sit down and pess your butthole against my lips so I can make out with it.
Okcupid made me a moderator, is that special at all?
What should I do?
is it strange to be sexually attracted to post-hrt transguys? i'm a total lesbian, i'd never date a transguy, just the thought of dating someone who identifies as a man grosses me out to the core. i just want to fuck one because i have a thing for massive clits. he can pass 100% as male, but as long as he has a puss puss, i still want him to sit on my face. is this like, the lesbian equivalent of straight guys wanting to fuck femboys?
>>6519022
I'm saving naked pictures flagged for deletion.
>>6519005
Pretty strange, yeah.
If you just like big clits you might wanna go for intersex chicks instead. There are some genital abnormalities that give enlarged clits with an otherwise female phenotype.
>>6515916
This is a good way to piss me off. Good job now you know why i never told you a bunch of other stuff.
>>6519022
>Hetshits die in a fire.
it's literally just an image from google image search to illustrate a point.
>>6519040
Wait, how on earth did that piss you off?
>>6519067
Sorry family member, possibly my sister or maybe even my mother, I can't do that, it would not be ethical.
>>6519083
Saving them is unethical. Not sharing them is heinous.
>>6519131
Won't I get arrested for posting boobs on a blue board?
>>6519177
pls don't actually share people's deleted noods.
>>6518779
>tfw no girl to whip me whilst she sits on my face
Why live
>>6519212
>people's deleted noods.
it's not like they are the ones deleting them. they are the ones sharing them with OKC users. OKC mods are the ones (prudishly) deleting them.
>>6518745
it's kind of a top/botton bdsm-ish thing. usually, if i'm going down on a girl, I feel like I'm the top.
If I go down on her, while she sits on my face, I feel like she's the top.
>>6519022
>being this insecure about your sexual orientation
>>6519976
Hetshits deserve death. Nothing new.
a vagina woman is chasing me
please teach me how to consort with these beings
>>6520239
you'd have better luck with bigen
>tfw my friends don't like me
At least my mom hangs out with me.
>>6520727
I'll hang out with you, anon.
Raaaaaa. Make this confusion GO away! I think for the first time in my life im going to actually fuck someone JUST to get someone out of my head. FUUUUUUUCK! I hate this. I've never had to do this before!
>>6519028
What counts as a massive clit anyways?
Is the L word worth watching?
>>6523211
Yeah, I think so. Give it at least 2 seasons.
>tfw there will be an up-and-coming generation of lesbians who have never seen TLW
I feel old.
>>6523291
Thanks Ill give it a shot. And haha yeah the first thing the person said who recommended it to me was "Wait you never heard of it, how old are you anyway. I feel old".
>>6518745
Start by sitting like in seiza/thunderbolt/vajrasana but rest your buttcheeks on her clavicles, then let her adjust you from there. You can stay on the chest and she can prop her head with a pillow and go at you from an angle, or you keep moving forward and rest right on top -- she'll make the adjustment.
>>6523211
TLW is excellent if you are multitasking. I enjoyed half-watching it while playing video games or shitposting on a dual monitor setup.
a lot of lesbians give it shit, but that's only because they need external things in the world to blame for the fact that they are literally unsatisfiable.
Do lesbians have waifus ?
Anyone here ever been a bartender ?
>>6524241
I'm a bartender
>>6524251
Whats it like ? If you played the game is it moderately accurate ?
>>6524260
No, it can be fun but annoying, especially when you're busy
>>6524267
Are some of the drinks in the game atleast real ?
>>6524277
Probably somewhere
>>6524251
me too!
I'll be the bar manager soon.
Be honest lesbians; does big boobs equals small brain ?
>>6524384
Yes.
>come out as a (male) gay to brother
> he jokes about how he can tell his friends he has a gay brother to seem hip, modern and progressive
Any lesbians had similar experiences ?
>>6524409
Yeah, it erk's me. Because when im not around its all about. "Yeah i have a gay whatever" but when we're alone it's always "why are you a lesbian? Are you trying to be a boy? You know you're going to hell"
>>6524434
Is it just a friend or a family member ?
>>6524439
Family people. And most if them do it. For friends what they say about me is usually how cute i am, then boyfriends/husbands come around and the only bad thing they can say about me is. "No honey, she's weird"
>>6524390
ty
and kinda normie?
I got into waitressing at 17 for money reasons. Started again at 19-20 in college except bartending too. I got trained on the job.
Social skills it upped me huge but not in that friendly way people expect. I was rather shy and a pushover before my first waitressing job. The job forced me not only to be more social but it sort of hardened something in me quickly. I can't be fucked with unless I'm getting paid to. Basically got a spine to say no and not give a fuck.
Also picked up smoking habit. No break like a smoke break.
But nah people skills if you can fake a smile and laugh at a joke that's about all you need. It's a lot more running around, doing prep, bussing, pouring drinks right, not being a dipshit, cleaning all the time.
>>6524409
yeah my sister is like that. She thinks I'm adorable with my little gf. When I came out she was very hugs and wanted to go to pride parade with me and how proud she was of me on fb and telling her friends. She's very hip/modern kinda woman.
But still better than my oldest brother that was very "ew dyke how could my baby sister be one" and throwing it in my face any time I do something good that I'm still a lesbian.
2nd brother was very "oh goddammit not another lesbian" but overall chill. It's just his daughter is bi. His best female friends are lesbians. They were teasing him that they were gonna hit on me and were always getting me drinks and inviting me out. He feels like he's a magnet for lesbians and it bugs him that he's always played the macho "I'm gonna beat up any guy my sister/daughter dates" and then she's dating a girl and I'm full lesbo.
>>6524509
Well, at least two of them support you, no? Maybe it's one of those things that just vanishes with time.
>But still better than my oldest brother that was very "ew dyke how could my baby sister be one"
Huh, my brother has made past remarks that make me think he likes to picture himself beat up any potential future bf he doesn't approve of (he probably still thinks I'm straight).
But at the same time I'm almost sure he'll high-five me once I tell him we play for the same team.
>>6524580
It's been over half a decade. He's just a dick.
Honestly idk where it comes from. Parents never especially homophobic. Few in the family are except the very religious distant relatives which he isn't.
Mom sometimes hints that he might be a little gay too and it's just overcompensating self hate. But dude's late 30s. He'd come out by now. She also thinks he's just jealous but of what idk.
2nd bro tried to bond over playing for the same team but then we both realized neither one of us wants to think about the other fucking no matter what. My sister used to invite me to her friends kinky sex toy parties. Not like orgy shit but just a housewife get together where they review or talk about various handcuffs and dildos. Again got awkward cause I'm not gonna think about my sister that way and don't need her knowing my strap on preferences.
They've all about chilled out over it. They like my gf. Again except oldest bro that's just inexplicably a bit of an asshole over it. I used to stress over it since I used to look up to him and we were close. But I think it was just nostalgia and frankly he's gotten into a lot of weird shit and has changed as a person. So no point in stressing.
I hate being a lesbian. I'm so fucking lonely. No girl will ever want me.
>>6524730
>No girl will ever want me.
Why not?
>>6524730
Not with that attitude. Prove your loyalty to the goddess in blood sacrifice. Any y chromosome will do.
>>6524730
Then make yourself better. Go to the gym, get a tan, get a hobby, learn to socialise.
You only lose when you give up, so never give up.
Seriously, why do you think no girl would want you? What's wrong with you? Some freakish disability? You're part wolf? What?
There are 3.5 billion women on Earth. Why do you think you're not the perfect match for one of them?
>>6524730
Depends. Are you attractive?
Welp. Im gonna do it.
>tfw i wish the girl i lust would stop me.
anyone buying one of the new graphics cards that just came out?
>>6525767
I'm not the type to want the latest and greatest - just what will last me the longest. The 390 is doing just fine for me.
>>6525767
This is cis lesgen
>>6526217
And?
>>6518745
don't squat like a slav or your using an eastern style toilet. do it like pic related, or reversed like >>6518779
your knees, shins, feet, and ass/crotch should create a pretty stable base.
start with all of your weight on your legs. then shift more weight to your ass/crotch gradually, as is tradition.
>>6525146
I'd date a girl who was part wolf. Sign me the fuck up and tear my throat out.
What should I do if I'm horny, but can't masturbate, because I'm are sharing a room with a straight-girl roommate?
>>6527007
Masturbate in the shower
>>6527031
that's a good suggestion but...
>take a shower at midnight?
>after already taking one at 9pm?
>when I share bills with the house?
>in Los Angeles where we are trying to save water by taxing the hell out of people who use "too much" of it?...
I can't. it's too suspicious. I don't like people to know when I poop, fart, or masturbate. It has to be in secret. If not, it'd be a good idea. thanks though.
Dear lord jesus pls give me the opportunity to flirt with a female police officer soon before I forget these really good pick-up lines ty
>>6527050
Masturbate in the bathroom quietly with the door licked?
>>6527199
didn't four cops die in the news today.
>>6527199
Seriously though,
>>6527220
Tell me how I can do it painlessly and I probably will
>>6527233
Just go date a cop, they'll kill you and no one will question your death.
>>6527275
I'm not black tho
>tfw years of being bullied by pretty girls means i can only get off to that dynamic
end my life
>spot a red bump on thigh
>no sensation
>touch it lightly to determine if it's a mosquito bite or a pimple
>it starts burning like the spicy hellfires of the indian underworld and never stops
>>6527328
You eat me like shit. Get on your knees now and practice more, you stupid cunt.
>>6527337
She said pretty
>>6527346
Oh.
>>6527360
Dumb weebposter
>>6527367
Sohrry.
>>6525767
Saving for the GTX Nvidia 1080.
>>6527439
Satan why don't you join my harem on discord. I promise to be nice to you.
>tfw you're laying in bed and you suddenly and randomly feel that tummy tingle soon followed by the feeling of your puffy vulva becoming flush.
>>6527199
Had a one-year relationship with a cop. It was pretty nice. Older, authoritative... just how I like it.
>>6527007
Can't you just wait until she's asleep, roll on your side away from her, slip one hand between your legs and the other caress your breast and while you gently tweak your nipple you slide your fingers across your clit, slowly at first and then more rapidly until you bury your face into your pillow while your finger brings you to orgasm?
Or no?
Does anyone else get like a tiny orgasm when they tickle their inner ear?
>>6528095
Tfw...
Maybe
>>6528055
Not that anon but that's pretty cruel.
>>6528601
Just offering suggestions
>>6528669
try harder please
>>6528669
You are a failed female aka a man. Or worse, a tranny
>used to get likes and messages on tinder and Her pretty regularly
>moved to new state
>haven't gotten a single like or message so far in weeks
What the fuck? I know it's a smaller city, but it's also a big tourist area, so it still seems to have a fairly big user base. A-am I just uglier here?
>>6528786
That's kinda weird.
Cant think why that would be, unless like, you're black and your new town is KKK Central
>>6528802
I am black, and I did move from up north to just outside of Atlanta. But I thought Atlanta was supposed to be surprisingly gay for the south? It's certainly super black.
>Be me
>2015, this time last year
>feeling like a worthless piece of shit
>1/3 of my immediate colleagues are leaving, having leaving drinks
>I refuse to go despite numerous "friends" leaving
>stay home and watch Federer destroy Murray in the men's semi finals
>"Friends" shit all over me for it
>mild guilt but mostly idc
>Be me
>2016, rn
>feeling like a worthless piece of shit
>1/3 of my immediate colleagues are leaving, having leaving drinks
>I refuse to go despite numerous "friends" leaving
>stay home and watch Federer lose and Murray leading in the men's semi finals
>"Friends" shit all over me for it
>mild guilt but mostly idc
Absolutely zero progress over the past year. Nothing has changed at all. At least the tennis results are different
>tfw no gf who follows cs to watch the tournament with while snuggled up
navi take my fucking energy and thirst
>>6528841
Yes please
>>6528841
>girls
>following e-sports
found the tranny
>>6528830
so do you actually want a change then and
have you actually taken any steps to reach that
if first is no, what's the problem
if second is no, don't expect anything else
>if we weren't lesbians i'd have a tennis lover friend to match you with
>>6528871
what's up with that burd
also fuck, i usually don't get very emotionally invested, but that loss hurt
>>6527328
>tfw years of being bullied by pretty girls means i can only get off to dominating pretty girls as revenge
it hurts
>Shitty ex "boyfriend" from over a year and a half ago, who broke up with me because he realized I was gay before I realized it myself just messaged me
LMAO
M
A
O
>>6529081
What did he say?
>be me
>date a qt black grill
>life is good, sex is great and she's 50/5
>"anon, I have a fantasy"
>get interested big time
>"let's play pre-civil war south. I'm a black slave and you're my white owner
>okey......
>she really gets into the role
>I mean really, really well
>starts wearing collar too often
Anonss, should I keep her or dumb her? I mean I love slave fantasies but this is kinda too much for me.
>>6528841
>tfw bought cs long ago but too discouraged to play and dedicate time
>>6529042
It's a secretary bird. They're elegant and I like the plumage.
>>6528814
>tfw no qt black gf
I cant really talk for how gay and or black your area is, being a eurofag.
But yeah, sorry it's treatin you bad, either way.
>>6528786
>tfw sudden don't hurt me i'm scared
>>6529125
Just tell her it's not something you're -that- into.
I don't get why you whores are so against 2D
http://dynasty-scans.com/chapters/a_mismatched_love#2
Lesgen, who are you and who do you want
>>6529405
Neutral femme and happy
>>6529405
Probably lawful butch. Id certainly like to think so.
As for wanting, probably any other than Chaotic Butch
>>6529420
If you ever become a Chatic butch, can I dominate you?
>>6529423
Much though I am vaguely ashamed to admit it, I do sometimes veer that way.
If I ever go all the way I'll give you a call.
>>6529405
chaotic neutral except for the yaoi part
>>6529434
I promise sensual lovemaking, sensitive bondage and hard BDSM. Also I can be your gf.
>>6529458
Hello I guess.....
>>6529141
i don't even play the game
i mean of course i have played some for fun around junior high school or whatnot but haven't touched any version for years, i just enjoy following the games and try to keep up with the scene, make predictions etc
thought about learning the basics now though as i'll be studying abroad soon and my main games aren't popular there/will have high ping
>>6529170
i see, looks pretty ugly to me tho dosu senpai
>>6529405
"neutral femme" probably, not that hip or trendy though
i'd take anything lawful as well as neutral femme
feels like i'm being unfair going for lawfuls when i'm super messy myself, but chaotic in that chart is basically equal to "follows a subculture" which i feel way too old for, true neutral seems like environmental leftist hipsters, and while butches are generally not my interest, lawful butch seems to retain some femininity
>>6529405
Neutral butch best.
>>6529405
chaotic femme, neutral butch made my heart skip a beat
>>6529405
Closest to Chaotic neutral, except I have a nice wardrobe. Want neutral femme or maybe lawfully femme
>>6529405
Lawfully neutral is me.
I'm interested in any femme.
I like girls...
Like a lot.
I did it lesgen
I'm dating a qt math major sperg girl
She doesn't understand sarcasm and has built the ability to logically deduce that it's happening, it's adorable
>>6529405
>>Tfw I'm all lawfulls to some degree.
>>Femme in looks, lawful butch in some degrees personality wise, and I exercise a lot from work.
>>6529626
Something about intelligent women who're into math/science are hot af. Way to go anon! Congradulations!
>>6527007
anon, are you me? I recently moved into my college dorm for some summer classes and i have an incredibly straight room mate. like, always facetiming this guy, calling him "bae", talking about how often they fuck. It's annoying as hell and I just wanna be able to jerk it if the feeling hits instead of curling up in a ball and waiting for it to leave.
also
>feeling like garbage bc you can only get off using a vibrator
>other girls are pro w their fingers but you aren't bc of shame from growing up in a religious family/school system
