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>>6312622
>>6313505
>this image
damn dude. damn
i am boy
currently taking applications for gf
why worry about bfs since I will never pass?
>>6312653
This one still hasn't been deleted yet...
>>6313510
Post requirements and benefits, then!
>>6313512
Kek. How does it feel to be a failure no matter what form you take?
>>6313512
the rest of us relatively sane folk have lives to worry about, honnie
go cry to your mom about it
>>6313510
How willing are you to be the knight in shining armor to save a depressed neet?
Hard mode: I don't pass yet.
>>6313512
You'll pass perfectly when you get your electrolysis or whatever you have left of that. Don't be so silly!
>>6313505
haaaaaaaaaaah omg that's so cute
>>6313504
lmao
its all too much
i can't take it anymore
i don't want to die but everything is so awful
>>6313478 #
Yeah it's great I recommend it for anyone tbqh. You should go full-time as soon as it's plausible and feasible for u given ur circumstances
>>6313482 #
Y-yes... I want to be wooed by lots of handsome men >.<;;;;
>>6313492 #
It's fun to watch. You get to have meaningless opinions about vapid people and judge them with ur gfs while ur drinking chardonnay
how are people actually involuntarily single tho
>>6313516
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eul-u231--Q
>>6313510
are you short and/or a qt femboy?
if so I am interested
>>6313510
i'll be your gf
caveat: you have to be cute and be emotionally supportive when i'm needy and complain about my looks
>>6313534
don't be mean to them
why is everyone's so mean
>>6313534
social anxiety, I guess. or they are really ugly.
>>6313536
qt plat
>>6313538
because we love you.
>>6313534
i am a neet training to be a wizard. one day I will conquer this world.
>>6313522
>How does it feel to be a failure no matter what form you take?
terrible
>tfw there is not a cock inside your mouth right now
>>6313541
stat?
What does mtfg think about boys that can sing?
>>6313531
iktf anon, but if you wait long enough and try hard it'll weaken, and you'll be able to force it down. Then you'll feel really good!
>>6313545
with what, empty ramen packets, cum crusted towels, parental disappointment and aimless despair?
>still coming to mtfg
>>6313549
unless they like singing some particular musical I love I don't care that much. is nice that they have a hobby in general, though.
>>6313553
I need to shitpost
>>6313532
Would you be willing to participate in a special transgender edition of the bachelorette, tho?
>>6313484
D r o p p e d
>>6313552
the internet joke is that if you turn 40 as a virgin you turn into a wizard, i think it's from an animu.
I just got called a "faggot" by a redneck/wigger hybrid
>>6313553
I actually kinda like people here >~>
And it's the most meaningful interaction I ever get lmao
nth for wearing one of birdy's favorite shirts right now
>>6313553
i have nothing else in my life
>>6313559
define "lower end of cute scale"
im not about to lower my standards here buddy
>>6313559
but according to /fit/ you're a manlet :^)
>>6313560
(:
>>6313562
in chaturbate or irl?
>>6313553
but where else can I go to vent about how much of a disgusting hon I am?
>>6313562
>"faggot" by a redneck/wigger hybrid
Mmm, palpable irony.
>>6313547
Worst feel...
>>6313553
Clearly something brought you here :^)
>>6313523
But you're still a girl
>>6313530
>tfw not enough pictures of anime girls kissing anime boys
They're like my fav :( even more than yuri
>>6313535
I'm so confused
>>6313557
Yes I want a team of stylists to push my cone tits up, disguise my man shoulders, and contour my face so I look human on the reg
>>6313534
I'm actually single just so I can do my little song and dance about unhappiness. :) Lookie:
>TFW no boyfriend to wake up with blowjobs in the morning.
>>6313565
That actually made me think I should find out something to give my qt to wear, thanks!
>>6313534
Despite socializing in school somewhat never get invited to anything -> end up a lonely neet that has no friends aside from online and they're all on a different continent so you can never meet them.
I was right about you being a bully tho
>>6313559
>5"10'
I'm taller than you, is that a dealbreaker?
>>6313552
dont mock my training you foolish human bean
I will purge this world of all who go against me.
>>6313566
this
>>6313577
>(You can literally do that anywhere though)
But I like /mtfg/'s brand of shitposting
>>6313572
Probably not. I've got all these other things wrong with me. I'm probably just imagining things.
>>6313549
Are they choirboys?
Are they castrati?
Do they wear mariachi hats and sing mexican music?
Because it depends, anon. Details matter.
>>6313577
My friends are worse off for having me in their lives, and they would be right to hate me.
But thanks for the concern, you're a sweetie~
#thuglyfe
>>6313562
He's not wrong
>>6313569
Irl
Guess it was my epilated legs and long hair. He shouted it
>>6313565
L U C K Y
>>6313565
slip hrt into his food
>>6313583
>Whats the point of being a girl if we aren't doing gay things to each other?
BLESS
>>6313587
I was in that place a year ago. It's a good idea to leave the people behind that aren't nice to you. Learned that the hard way. Friends will come though, you just have to find them which is the hard part.
>>6313572
>>tfw not enough pictures of anime girls kissing anime boys
>They're like my fav :( even more than yuri
I legit can't find any twitter bots of it ;~;
>>6313565
w-what does he smell like?
>>6313577
>Playing overwatch
>>6313584
That's a bit of a jump, what makes you say that
>>6313595
That makes me sad, ar least there's google
>>6313578
if i was a bully i wouldn't have asked a question or left it open ended, i'd have made a judgemental statement.
the bully is your subconscious
>>6313565
>t. birdy
>>6313596
im not asking if ur a femboi im asking if ur cute
in a male way like are u a cute guy.
>>6313590
He said he would get me confused for "a bitch"
>>6313598
It makes sense.
>tfw you weren't aborted
>>6313559
>is a girl
so no one here
Hi hi, mtfg, I'm fucking gross and it makes me really anxious to leave the house sometimes
>>6313580
>dont mock
FOS RO- mooooom we're out of hot pockets again!
>>6313611
>only sometimes
how do you do it
>>6313577
>Just internalize it like everyone else!
But the catharsis I get from sadposting helps me get over my bad feels sometimes.
>>6313607
>tfw u tried to make ur mom miscarry but survived it
>>6313565
>out of all the shirts they choose from his favorites
you monster!
>>6313573
>Looking human on the reg
I now have words for my life dream! (Ô_Ô)
>>6313612
>not eating tendies instead
pleb taste
>>6313562
did he say it while you jerked off?
>>6313596
>eh, not really no
Where do you live?
>>6313599
It's pretty heavily implied in the question that the expected state of being is to be not single and that there's something wrong with you if you are single involuntarily. I'm sure you knew that much when you were making the post.
i am kill
>>6313566
same
>>6313605
>not passing daily
>not getting hit on by every nigger you pass
>not making that guy think you're a bitch
>>6313618
I only eat tendies with catsup, tho
>>6313620
>that the expected state of being is to be not single
no, the issue is being involuntarily alone.
>>6313623
Allo love the calvaries 'ere m8
>your entire existence is a mistake
>>6313595
Pinterest has images to scrape :D
>>6313623
Blizzard.
>>6313606
Idk you came as far as you did because it made sense. Just because there's new information now doesn't make you less of a girl.
>>6313621
Pika pi!
:3
>>6313613
Some days i just don't actually care, usually when I'm busy or stressed and have to go to like 6 doctors and my shift at work, if I'm really sad i don't usually give a fuck either
>>6313629
Yes that's what I said right after the excerpt you quoted.
does zoloft help
>>6313628
Thanks anon :)
Welcome to you too
>>6313647
Zoloft and therapy do.
>>6313647
Isn't he the fat one from Street Fighter?
>>6313651
>england
Rip. Europe isn't far enough away
>>6313618
>not slathering yourself with mayo and claiming to be a featured character on Bam Margera's electric offroad moped challenge
Do u even move to Seattle passer scum?
>tfw ufuflu
I caught it from a video. I hope I get better soon.
>>6313573
10" rib cage reduction when?
This kageshi situation is straight-up retarded. How do your police forces function at all, America?
>house has like a couple of suites in it
>only have the house number, not the suite number
>cops say there's nothing they can do w/o the suite number 'cause it's not like they can knock on a couple of doors or anything and see which one doesn't have an ODing person behind it
fucking dumb, fuck it, I've tried to help, I found a fucking address, it's not my problem if your police forces are retarded
>>6313639
It just means I could just be insane.
>>6313639
ooh, pinterest is something I should probably get into
>>6313660
Robin, youre not the hero /mtfg/ needs youre the hero Susan's deserves
Well off to sleep. Have a good night!
>>6313619
He was hanging with his friends around a truck with a Monster cap on
I have a massive fuck ugly ribcage
>>6313666
Pinterest is the best fucking place ever
>>6313575
I took it from him :)
>>6313660
Address plus name plus ISP provider from IP address to get the suite # for police.
>>6313663
>i'm sorry i genuinely enjoy a bit of light hearted trolling
Mhm I'd probs do something similar if I was a qt passer, though I'd probs do it on some other board where I feel the jimmies deserve more rustling.
>>6313657
>Rip. Europe isn't far enough away
dw, i'll give you a ring when i get to the moon base.
>>6313673
Titchtracer is my waifu
>>6313660
a true hero
>>6313660
>police should just kick down everyone's doors because a random person from the other side of the planet called them up
>>6313687
Well, it was because I was in family/boymode. Boy shirt, little shorts, binding.
>>6313682
I'm pretty sure amazon doesn't ship to the moon so that's 2far. I wanna live in the US or aus.
tfw your gf doesn't have any sexual interest in you
>>6313657
>bongs get salty about immigration
>dump their pensioners on their neighbors by the millions
>>6313691
Pizza and pokemon are a great idea, you can diet later v.v
>>6313695
post you
>>6313647
My mother took it, makes you depressed and you sleep like crazy, that shit is poison.
>>6313657
Just swim there
poop
>>6313706
>wouldnt give their address to ole'rapey face
what a surprise
>>6313665
how do I get marijuana and acid
>>6313705
>Just swim there
Swim where? Atlantic is too big to swim over. If you meant swim to england I don't wanna go to england lol.
>>6313707
gross
>>6313707
poop
>>6313709
I didn't ask for IP address either
it's just against Kageshi's privacy policy to give up that info to users, whatever the situation
now I've got a fucking exam in 4.5 hours
>>6313660
>oding
There degenerate scum for doing drugs anyway, let them die
>>6313707
Hiiii
>>6313715
feminine poop
>>6313723
hi geegeegeegee bbybby
>>6313713
Not understanding sarcasm might mean you have autism
>>6313710
You aren't.
>>6313726
That's a given in this general.
>>6313726
I'm just bored as fuck and shitposting. I guess I'll head to bed instead of filling the post limit here with contentless posts.
>>6313725
>feminine poop
feminine penis?
>>6313725
>geegeegeegee bbybby
omfg
How's da kota?
>>6313733
i guess
>>6313738
i wanna go hooome
if you know someone is a slut but they continue to call themself pure and perfect and wonderful should you call them a slut
>>6313718
is it labeled 'five reasons my autism, cptsd, bpd, irritable bowel syndrome, and scat fetish makes it too difficult to take this exam'?
Situation resolved, everything's fine now
in case anyone was worried
>>6313741
You will be soon <3
>>6313745
yay what a hero robin saves the day again clap clap
ANYONE
PLAY
A
GUILD
WAR?
IT'S IMPORTANT.
The worst thing about comfort eating?
It works.
>>6313747
I love you~
>>6313751
well fuck her and fuck you
>>6313727
I hide my mental deficiencies. I have a long history of drug abuse and dependence. I'm prone to depression, wreckless behaviour and hypersexuality. I have body image issues. I'm functional, but I'm definitely not sane.
>>6313735
How's the bird life?
>>6313742
I generally only do that when I want people to call me a slut T B H
>>6313751
helped w/ another suicide attempt
idk when I became the Suicide Prevention Right Before I Have An Exam Officer but apparently it's my thing now
>>6313691
I don't know the situation, but if you're feeling shitty, things that make you feel better are pretty good if they're not making the situation worse. Call it a cheat day and leave yourself plenty of leftovers to graze on and it's no big blow to a reasonable diet.
Is it something you want to talk about?
>>6313695
Hey, Red. How are you feeling today?
>>6313742
Calling somebody a slut is such an uncreative insult, it doesn't even make sense either. It's 2016, there's nothing wrong with enjoying sex. What are you, fucking Amish?
>>6313753
Love you red <3
>>6313749
One of my least annoying co-workers plays gw2? I tried, but my laptop couldn't handle it.
>>6313763
i tried fucking Amish and their cries of distress and piety only made it better. bunch of sluts, the Amish
>>6313761
sounds like you want a pat on the ass more than you really cared about if this person lived or died
>autism
>>6313759
It's going shit, 10,000 dollars was stolen from my parents this morning. I might get some painkillers tomorrow though.
>>6313763
>current year memeing me
>>6313704
>>6313750
tru
>>6313762
i literally can't talk about it because it's really personal and awful. it just sucks because i'm upset with him but i also want to not be.
more so than anything i'm upset that he decided to tell me NOW the day before he goes to military annual training WHILE i was at work.
it just really fucked with me and i ended up leaving because it was just bothering me too much and i caught myself fading out.
https://youtu.be/gFaTkufr-Rg
>>6313759
you are notably enduringly nice to people, and not in creepy smarmy way like i am. it's valuable. you are one of those people that if you left, other people would too
i think like sanity among trans women is like more an issue of how often do you manage to not use other trans women as pool for your misery, to project on, or otherwise try to mentally fuck with
>>6313772
not really, what I want is to not fail this exam and having to intervene in suicides left right and centre is really starting to drag
>>6313754
I'm sorry anon, I didn't mean to upset you or anything :c
You're not actually a bully, okay?
>>6313761
Be careful that you're not taken advantage of, a lot of people who are going to "kill themselves" aren't actually going to do anything, but they'll happily suck up your time and energy with their antics. Sweet of you to help them either way tho <3
>>6313775
I see. I hope your food will help. And if you like, we can jabber about completely unrelated topics so you're not dwelling on it exclusively while your subconscious is hard at work?
my gender is anime
I should have my own anime
my anime would receive critical acclaim on /a/ and be on the top #200 at MAL
if I was an anime I'd follow the antitropes of the antitropes
the irony of hideaki's dogma and the social stigma of being a shotacon
it'd have it all.... even a furry protag
HEHE x3 hi guuuurllllsssss *blows kisses* MUAH!!!! MUAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MUAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! haha!!! xd
>>6313781
yes because a single incident, no one else here saw, that you couldnt stop yourself from prattling on about counts as left, right, and center. Self proclaimed martyr AND creepy fetishist.
>>6313775
I love you edie
>>6313784
I'm feeling really good! Sad that I need to sleep soon though
How are you?
>>6313770
ITS RLLY FUN. there is a calzone disgrace server guild if ever u r interested! maybe there are settings that can be played with? i know that its really cpu dominant and like the settings you think will increase performance aren't always the ones that actually do. i think things like putting the character model limit to minimum help
>>6313788
What are your pronouns?
>>6313792
Awwe
I hope you have sweet dreams
I'm happy to be alive
mfw elanna made the op
:D
>>6313783
it was someone from the kageshi room, they OD'd on cam
>>6313784
Crass. Also, I still can't code my way out of a paper bag. Who's the nerd now, nerd?
>ywn be total weebs on pinterest
>>6313795
cutie/cuter/cuteself
. .
>
w
>>6313794
My laptop crashes after twenty-ish minutes on minimum settings ;~;
I could try again, maybe, with better ventilation.
>>6313801
wrong pic
>>6313799
yes you've mentioned this twenty times and how you saved the day with one hand on the keyboard the other busy running suicide hotlines for one person in a kageshi chatroom. fuck off
>>6313802
>Cut/Cutter/Cutself
Fixed that for you.
>>6313808
look, I've been awake for well over 30 hours already, I'm sorry if I'm not making any sense
I just want to pass my degeree
>>6313800
>tfw you can code
How are you bby
I ate too many buffalo wings but its okay because keto
I just heard the news that Robin is a hero and saved someone's life and I got here as fast as I could! Congrats Robin! Eat shit you big homo!! (it's OK to say this because she'd like it lol)
>>6313809
same thing lul . ^ )
>>6313805
:( oh that sounds iffy, idk? i dont want u to lose ur laptop. i had one pop that way (mind you it had like dust caked all inside of it--may have been a world record for all i kno)
>>6313811
Go to sleep
>>6313811
youve been up for 30 hours whining about your fake mental illnesses you claim to have. maybe try bragging less about fake chatroom heroics and more time sleeping assface
>>6313787
ye, i suppose.
how are you doin bb?
>>6313790
ily2 red <33
>>6313814
omg
>>6313820
>30 hours sleep
>exam in four hours
glhf
>>6313811
>somebody calls you out on your bullshit and you blame it on sleep deprivation
What's your major malfunction?
>>6313798
Here anon have another picture of animu kisses <3
>>6313773
How tha fuck? 10k?
At least painkillers are tasty
>>6313780
Idk, maybe you're right. Like I just hate myself more when I take out my misery on other trans women, everyone here deals with the same shit and I don't get why fucking with each other is considered an acceptable coping method. It's literal insanity.
Thanks though Lithuanian, your kind words mean a lot. I still don't think I'm all that sane but I guess at the least I can sort of hide it..
>>6313820
Enjoy failing then
>>6313826
social anxiety and being an autistic fuck
the former prevents me from correcting the latter, but the latter justifies the former.
>>6313812
Mostly good. My new swimwear fits fairly well, covers me substantially, and can stand up to some aggressive lane swimming. Bit tight in the chest and loose around the hips, but it's not like that wasn't going to be a thing.
Have a bbq now, so meat and veg can be properly grilled. Many delicious foods in my future.
Still kind of worried for you, since your post last night.
In the end, I could not win to estrogen
Also my leg hurts really bad
And I'm just slowly lifting my shirt and watching my boobies pop out hoping this is worth it
>>6313828
but Red I'm trying to cram ;-;
I need to go over my notes in the 12 hours preceding the exam or it's not in my memory, I have a bad memory remember
that's why I'm frustrated by this whole kageshi business happening at the worst time for me
I wish people understood
>tfw you leave the house and can't stop comparing yourself to the girls around you
0/10 bad feel would not recommend. Rate my shirt
>>6313834
I'm feeling okay.
Kaylee was just concerned for me
>>6313838
I hope you pass
>>6313838
>for me
People understand alright
>>6313839
...that shirt makes me happy
>>6313827
>tfw you just started using pinterest and realize why everyone loves it
>>6313838
and I did help anyway even though I was annoyed
I'd always help with that. I was just angry more people in the chatroom weren't helping me and the two or three others who were calling and stuff.
I'm sorry about going off in the thread about it, I was just venting. I feel like bottling frustration up isn't the right way but maybe I'm wrong. I'm under so much fucking stress at the moment.
>>6313839
I like it, probs would prefer it was darker though.
>>6313837
>Also my leg hurts really bad
See a doctor, you may have one or several blood clots. Mention that you think you may have blood clots.
>>6313850
I'm not Robin
>>6313852
Yeah it must be stressful being constantly selfish, trying to maintain a public image, hold up both a twisted world view and a constant state of victimhood AND not actually do anything at all
>>6313852
youre bragging, youre not frustrated
>>6313824
Had an excellent dinner, delicious dessert, and went swimming for the first time this year. Felt good to stretch myself out in the water, but my forearms have gotten WEAK. A few laps of sculling (forward and reverse) left me aching.
Been considering whether to jump into pokémon again now, or whether to wait for Sun/Moon. It could eat into a lot of productivity time, but I do so love catching them all. Thoughts?
i just got back from work wtf is going on? robin saved someones live? thats incredible.
>>6313849
Yeah, I'm pretty fond of it.
I wish I were at home eating hummus ;_;
>>6313866
Yeah she gave vigorous mouth to mouth on the afflicted persons anus and it cured their terminal constipation, a true American hero
>>6313866
Actually, Batman did all the work, as usual.
>>6313866
If you count bragging about it for 20 posts and doing nothing to help anyone 'saving' then no, not really
>>6313866
there was the thing w/ my high school friend a week or so back but I found the address of somebody who was committing suicide on cam and gave the chatroom it so they could call up the police there and stuff
that's all I did, it took like two minutes of googling
people think I'm bragging when i was just providing context for my venting and "wtf is wrong with your cops america"-posting
>>6313840
Well, do take care of yourself. I'd hate to see you harm yourself. I like you, after all.
ok i feel a little better now
boop
>>6313866
Lmao this post tho
>>6313881
What should I wear to pride this Saturday?
>>6313870
Hummus a best ;~;
Obtain hummus and eat it asap
>>6313851
I really should use it more, it's a great site isn't it?
>>6313885
you wish
>>6313876
You are complete trash, what if that person was " saved" too late and lived the rest of their live completely paralyzed. They want to die, let them.
>>6313866
>wtf is going on?
I just discovered pinterest
>>6313886
This feels super agp.
