Do you have a cute little dog gaygen?
Do you prefer cats over dogs?
Do you want a dog bf?
Tinychat: give up already
Previous pollination plantation >>6055559
>>6057346
a bf who doesn't love dogs is no bf at all
>>6057346
My dog Hunter passed away a bit over a year ago, but I still have my kitty Harmony
What's some good music thats bout being gay?
like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g14Jj6gSgPY
First for pomeranians best dog
I love my puppy
>>6057369
Only niq likes pomerians
>>6057346
>only have roommate's dickhead Corgi
He's cute... but damn if he isn't mean to other dogs.
:3
>>6057383
Exactly
>>6057387
He was some kind of hound mix, he was around 15 or 16, he had developed cancer about 6-8 months before we had to put him down.
>>6057392
But it's the smallest of the spitz hounds
>>6057387
He's the biggest goofball and loves to play.
>>6057372
THOSE EYES
HNNNNNNNNGH
TOO CUTE
my sister has a staffy that i love
>>6057395
Aww, that hurts the most. Im really sorry.
>>6057432
Yeah, but we knew it was his time. The worst part though was how it happened, I had only been home from work for about an hour and he started having constant seizures. Thankfully the veterinarian I work for was still at the clinic, me and my mom took him in, and I held him while the vet did the injection. Wasn't exactly how I would have liked it to go, but at least I was there for him.
>>6057346
The neighbors dog has drawn blood twice. Once on my nephew ,once on me. Should it be put down.
>>6057438
Nope, when I started working at the vets he had been living there for years, I took a liking to him and soon adopted him. He was around 6 or 7 when I got him.
>>6057361
harmony is such a retarded name for a cat
>>6057446
OH MAN... his face is too much, he's too damn cute.
>>6057447
Here's both Hunter's and my dog that I grew up with Brownie's urns.
>>6057451
It's a nice name, Hunter and Harmony.
>>6057449
shes a fucking tank family could bang you out easily
staffies are a healthy breed too idk whats ewh about them pugs i get bc they inbred af
>>6057453
He didn't like this toy though
>>6057447
Dang epsi that and the last post is really hard to read :(
Still thought you had a good time with him, he was clearly very loved I don't think he could have been happier with you guys :3!
Besides you've got the little kitty!
Have you guys thought about getting another dog?
>I am literally an adult and I have never hugged anyone my whole life
just run me the fuck over already
>>6057449
>>6057483
u can hug des nuts
nigga
>>6057482
Nah, my parents are sticking with a cat just because if they go away for a few days the cat can take care of itself, they travel a lot more so with a dog they would have to constantly bring em to the vet to board.
>>6057476
D'awwwwww. Army, you and your white ball of cute are muh favs now.
>>6057484
Pugs are such tiny nerds, man. Cute.
>>6057484
I like pugs, but they are a little messed up genetically. Bulldogs are true genetic disasters though, so many issues with that breed that could potentially be fixed by breeding with other breeds.
>>6057446
HTE PUPPER
>>6057449
Nah dude, staffs are seriously cool, my friend has one and he is an awesome dog. He's always so excited to meet people and he's built like a god damn tank it's crazy, I honestly think he could just walk through a brick wall with no effort.
(Pugs suck tho)
>>6057483
I'd give you a big long hug if I could anon, for now i can give you a virtual hug though.
>Tfw bored.
http://imgur.com/fprYlmo
>>6057489
Ah that's fair enough, dogs get quite distressed when left alone, cats are very independent creatures.
>>6057490
I have an endless amount of pictures because he's so hard to look.
He's Loki and the black lab mix is Sneak.
They are best friends, together forever, the fun never ends
>>6057505
like I want to jack off to it
but I can't
>>6057521
Sneak is not amused...
ngl i do kind of want a chihuahua
they basically arent even dogs its hilarious + qt
Well I gotta go to bed gaygen, but you boys have fun posting more cute doggies, cya later alligator :3
>>6057528
Sneaks a huge bitch.
But Loki is a bastard to her.
He'll take the bone I got for her, hide it in a couch, and then growl at her if she gets close.
some of you seem to like dogs a bit too much, if you know what i mean :/
>>6057597
someone here hasn't taken the knot yet
We used to have one when I was a kid, man I miss him.
Also, is it weird if my crush (thats been going on for about 9 years now) has light blue dead eyes and it turns me on like nothing else?
Am I just fucked up in the head?
>>6057629
the...knot?
>>6057631
Yes because blue eyes are weak and unattractive.
>>6057659
Blue eyes are really nice
However, his eyes are DEAD. There is nobody home, nothing behind them, nada.
When I fap, I mostly think about his eyes (always have)
>>6057635
Oh, anon....
>Tfw no jew bf
>>6057783
Make
>tfw no bf
great again
>>6057783
>tfw no qt wolf bf to enjoy the moon tonight with
is it hard to date someone you met off gg?
Any other good stories besides Rugslut and Swede?
>>6057834
Donald trump will get us all boyfriends
>>6057901
I went on a few dates with a namefag from here a while back ago
>>6057901
I think the issue is most people don't live near each other.
>>6057901
Dating people you meet off here gives you the advantage of mutual ground for chats, etc.
Dated two guys off 4chan, it helped I guess.
Makes me wonder what the fuck happened to Wiz???
>>6057914
Yeah, but it can be a negative as well
for me it was kinda weird that he knew "Hitler" before he knew me, and not to mention the vast amount of lewd pictures that accompany me here
the latter is no one's fault but my own obviously, but it was still weird to think about
>>6057914
Permabanned
>Actually quite liberal
>Call the new 20s Queen Latifah Funbux as a joke
>Noticed 3 facebook """""friends"""""" removed me
>>6057952
>being a cuck
>>6057959
Explain this. Be specific and show your work
>>6057952
Such tragedy they are removing Andrew Jackson from 20$ and replacing him with aunt jemima. Andrew Jackson BTFO Indians and doesn't afraid anything
>>6057957
If I saw someone from this site lived near me I'd buy a stun gun to be honest
>>6057967
Petition to depict George Washington as he actually was (a BLACK man) on the one dollar bill
>>6057346
tinychat
.com/notgaygen
R U RETARTED OP???????????
>>6057957
Yeah once
I have a majestic dog. I am a dog person.
>tfw no dog-loving bf
>>6057964
>Actually quite liberal
totes muh gotes good enough for me to know you're a cuck.
Now it does get difficult to know which level of cuck are you.
Are of the following?
1. The Blue Pill Beta Male.
2. The White Husband Who Gets Off Watching His Husband/Boyfriend Bang Black Guys.
3.The Academic White Communist.
4. The Union Worker.
5. The One Who Is Starting to Get It
Likely from your post, I'm leaning towards 5, considering you've just had a taste of reality.
tarting to Get It.
>>6058002
>tfw no loving dog bf
>>6057914
>Makes me wonder what the fuck happened to Wiz???
migrated over to 4x2chan, could probably hunt him down on /cuteboys/
>>6057943
I wonder what the real Hitler is like.
>>6057346
We had to put our doggo down last August. ( ._.)
>>6058012
Some day, anon.
>>6058015
Yeah he's on cuteboys, he's perma banned from 4chan or something.
>>6058062
WHY ARE THERE NO CUTE BOYS ON CUTEBOYS?
ITs all UGGOS
>>6058072
>look in my area
>click on a guy
>5'8 230lbs
Well thanks for your honesty fat ass, but you're about 40lbs over weight.
>>6058072
I see some cute guys posting, all depends on your preferences.
>tfw not a cuteboy
>>6058072
because the board owner there is big on hugboxing and no "bully" allowed, so it became a free for all
420's almost over and I didn't smoke anything :((
>>6058062
>>6058072
>>6058078
>>6058084
>>6058088
Okay, I'm out of the loop... the fuck is "cuteboys"?
>>6058096
infinity chan board /cuteboys/
>>6058093
I'm sure it won't be that big of an issue in the long run. Anons would just know you from what they've seen here.
>>6058093
I bet you're a lil' bitch
And what I mean by that is someone with a big heart and a hopeless romantic.
>>6057943
I would worry about that too, especially because I used to post pretty revealing videos, kind of why I took down all my vids.
>>6058096
https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1128712#
found it on femgen, little haughty twink fucks been holding out on a treasure map of BP
>>6058096
fag board over at cripplechan
>>6058105
>tfw you will never see epsilon lewds again
;-; why even live
>tfw no innocent christian BF to corrupt with a puff of lucifer's lettuce
>>6058111
I still have them on my toypics acct, they're just set to private, friends can view them. I mean if you really wanna see them you could friend me, just keep the videos there.
>>6058098
>mfw I recognize the "infinite" symbol solely because it's used on a shota furry meme
Oh, well that's neat. Good for him.
>>6058118
forgot my face
>>6058117
>toypic
huehue
>>6058102
Overall I'm a pretty laid back person
>>6058105
for me, the way I look at my pics potentially being discovered or sent to people I know irl would suck yeah
but nothing in my pictures are really that crazy or extra degenerate
and I'm pretty happy with my body so I wouldn't really be all /that/ embarrassed
>>6058028
Sorry to hear bud.
I hope your dog had a good life.
>>6058147
I'm fine with my body, just don't want people to see me shoving huge dildos in my ass. Regular nudes aren't too bad.
>>6058003
I have no reason to vote republican
>>6058155
>just don't want people to see me shoving huge dildos in my ass
nigger, that's your calling card
>>6058107
>check out of curiosity
>no cute boys in my area
Why did I think otherwise?
>>6058117
adddedd
>>6058162
Why? are you crippled and dependent on government handouts?
>>6058183
I deserve free money for being gay and fabulous
Your repeated misuse of the word cuck certainly isn't helping your side.
>>6058205
Firstly not the same guy.
Second I was going to let it go.
But you are a cuck
>>6058246
Not really. I'm not chiefly currently in a relationship
Thoughts?
>>6058283
Ugly fakes
>>6058283
magma puppy is kinda cool the other two are retarded.
>>6058205
>I deserve free money for doing nothing
This is why America is becoming shit. Spoiled lazy children become spoiled lazy adults.
>>6058179
Done, enjoy
>>6058315
Don't you ever reply to me or my boyfriend's girlfriend ever again
Oure fadir þat art in heuenes halwid be þi name;
þi reume or kyngdom come to be.
Be þi wille don in herþe as it is doun in heuene.
yeue to us today oure eche dayes bred.
And foryeue to us oure dettis þat is oure synnys as we foryeuen to oure dettouris þat is to men þat han synned in us.
And lede us not into temptacion but delyuere us from euyl.
>>6058315
what does that picture even mean? I like, don't get it
>>6058325
probably because you're a nigger
>>6058345
The racism meme is outdated
>>6058283
All I know is that I want to ride the Moon/Sun hype train when it leaves the station. I missed X/Y... I won't miss this one. I WILL NOT.
>>6058352
>meme
go the fuck back to >>>/reddit/ if you don't want to be triggered so hard dumb nigger
>>6058364
When the meme so supreme you can't help but scream
>>6058316
you have a nice dick, epsi :3
>>6058372
Thanks anon
>>6057910
who
>>6058693
It was John.
>>6058118
amusingly while a bunch of people migrated there at the height of gg, people are now leading an exodus to another newly set up chan because their sysop can't keep the site running functionally
my dog died but I have cats at least, pic related
>>6057369
Bernese mountain dogs are GOAT though. Aussie shepherds are a runner up
>>6058746
So I've heard. So their ship is sinking again. Funny.
I just want to be held :(
>>6058776
pay a prostitute then because that's the only way you're gonna get it
>>6058781
damn son you don't even know me
>>6057346
>have sex with a guy
>text him again
>he stops talking to you because apparently he has a gf and she saw it
>he blocks you on grindr, hornet, and skype
Why does this always happen? I didn't even know he was bi.
>>6058831
>have sex with a guy
>get a tl;dr message on facebook from his crazy wife threatening to call the cops if you message him again
hookups aren't worth it desu
>>6058831
How does that even happen?
>>6058839
For some reason I keep getting crazy bi guys lately.
Curse them for being the only mascs on grindr.
>>6058864
i was told i'm too fem to be in mascgen
>>6058871
>too fem to be in mathcgen
that's impossible, eth-pee and jupp both have lisps, binge watch golden girls and own tiny little tea cup dogs. that's so fucking gay. but then again mathcgen is basically women with penises that lift weights
>http://www.msn.com/en-us/entertainment/celebrity/the-50-hottest-gay-guys-in-hollywood/ss-BBs1SbO
More like 50 only gay guys in Hollywood.
>90% of them aren't even hot
>>6059141
they arent wrong about Cooper though
daddy <333
>>6059159
maybe if you live in a third world shithole, nerd
[EXTREME TRIGGER WARNING]
When will you faggots accept that atleast the majority of normal people in society see you as sub-human trash?
>>6059123
You're using that meme wrong, ma'am.
>>6059159
When will people accept that the majority of us aren't degenerate faggots?
>>6059171
>lesbian feminist
>normal
Kek
>>6059175
>fag general
>not a faggot
>>6059155
....ew
>>6059171
>lesbians
>having anything to say worth hearing
pfffft
Literally no great achievements have been done by lesbians EVER. They're pretty much worthless as human beings.
>>6059175
When what you do is natural. Wanting to stick your dick up a man's shithole is disgusting and far from natural. Nature exists, and it's only rule is procreation. Everything about your disgusting lifestyle is a challenge to that.
"The unhappy truth is that male homosexuality will never be fully accepted by the heterosexual majority, who are obeying the dictates not of bigoted society or religion but of procreative nature."
-Camille Paglia, Lesbian Activist
>>6059185
Ad hominem.
Nice.
>>6059203
lots of animals have gay sex in nature, dummy
>>6059208
no, ad hominem would be insulting you
oh wait, are you a lesbian?
pfffffffffffft
>>6059208
Hes not wrong though. Lots of gay men have done great things, but where are the lesbian achievers?
>>6059221
Ur joking right?
>>6059237
literally who
>>6059209
"B-b-b-but animals do ittoo!" Yeah, and those animalsare aberrations, just like you.
>>6059242
wrong
same-sex buttfucking is a crucial social behaviour for some animals, and pretty much all males will engage in samesex activity
eg: lions
>>6059237
>Alan Turing
>credited with ending WWII early and saving countless lives
But I'm sure that unknown dyke you've posted did something cool too.
>>6059237
Remove this.
>>6059254
>ended WWII early and saving countless lives
Ahahahahahahaha
>>6059254
LOL. Please tell me this is bait...
>>6059261
>>6059268
btfo
>>6059237
who is this? reverse image search gives me nothing
>>6059270
>>6059277
>D-don't pusch me or I'll use muh Wikipedia powels!
>>6059282
Oh senpai
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-18419691
>Turing stands alongside Churchill, Eisenhower, and a short glory-list of other wartime principals as a leading figure in the Allied victory over Hitler. There should be a statue of him in London among Britain's other leading war heroes.
>Historians estimate that Bletchley Park's massive codebreaking operation, especially the breaking of U-boat Enigma, shortened the war in Europe by as many as two to four years.
>If Turing and his group had not weakened the U-boats' hold on the North Atlantic, the 1944 Allied invasion of Europe - the D-Day landings - could have been delayed, perhaps by about a year or even longer, since the North Atlantic was the route that ammunition, fuel, food and troops had to travel in order to reach Britain from America.
cry moar
>>6059301
>http://www.bbc.co.uk
Kids these days. F F S.
>>6059203
Nature can never be read on a individualistic level, procreation then becomes on a level of the species. Homosexual behavior within a pack, group or hive creates a social bond that ensures the strongest gets to procreate and the offsprings will be taken good care of.
>>6059301
I have a funny feeling that this may be some kind of a troll, in here.
>>6059203
I dunno, it feels pretty natural to me. Why else would I want to do it?
There are even men who are eager to have me stick it up there. Whether it's Nature or God arranging things, we've been provided with willing counterparts. I don't see the problem.
Have you ever had wet dreams over guys you've crushed on gaygen?
I was just being fingered in my one when the guy woke me up, it was so depressing ;_;
>>6059424
Yes. only time I had wet dream was from qt use to talk to on gaygen
>tfw he lives across ocean though
>tfw I really liked him a lot
>tfw he said it would be best if we stopped talking after I got married
It's suffering
):
>Nature exists, and it's only rule is procreation
my fav fallacy t b h
instantly tell philosophically they are basic af
evolution doesnt have a purpose. its like saying the purpose of the sun is too burn gases really hot for a really long time. 'purposes' are entirely a human made concept and way of us dealing with the overall meaningless of everything.
>>6059448
Nah only your life is meaningless cause you're a nigger loving junkie
> walk past mirror.
>*wow, I always feel sexy when I haven't eaten all day.*
> realize ramifications of the thought I just had.
I'm sure this is healthy. Only a few more pounds to go :^)
>>6059450
truuuu
>>6059445
>after I got married
You're either a naughty boy or someone who married a woman, which is IR heathen?!
>>6059448
Pretty fair point, I guess there is no end goal for evolution, it's just to make something genetically more adapted to its environment than the previous one.
Purpose is just a word though, at its base evolution does have a purpose, and that is to make the better being but its not a conscious deliberate action, it's just a natural occourance I guess.
I'm trying to be smart again, it's not working, I got up too early today.
>>6059473
Married a girl.
What is IR heathen?
>>6059483
I think he meant to type "which is it"
>>6059483
Sorry my phone loves to autocorrect to the most ridiculous words.
You married a girl? Damn man, was this a pre-planned family thing or did you do it out of necessity?
>>6059492
Your english is very complicated.
>pre planned family
yes we talked about having family before getting married
>necessity
yes because most people are married with kids before 22 here
>>6059424
>Have you ever had wet dreams
no
>>6059448
Other than the very definition of "life" in part is that it replicates itself biologically. Most don't say procreation is the ONLY rule but reproduction is one of the fundamental drives of which everything else is built on top of. Also all the humanities are rather silly anyway when compared to the true sciences.
>>6059498
Sorry, I'll keep it simple :P
So are you gay then or bisexual?
It must be awful being married to a woman if you are gay, do you find her attractive at all?
>>6059502
The humanities birthed the so-called "true" sciences.
It's good to remember where you came from and the debts you owe.
>>6059473
its basically just a function of life..not the meaning.
and its not always to make a genetically 'better' living bein either. evolution is contextual...if a more simple organism that is not as 'advanced' in human language survives in that environment then that is what will bc the most dominant lifeform. evolution is not a linear progression to being 'advanced' and bcing higher thinking sentient beings is only one branch of evolution we have observed.
>>6059506
I do not know my sexuality. Confused. more attracted to males? I think. Really I have depression and bipolar and medication I take kills my sex drive so I do not think about sex much anymore. Life is more live able
i'm so sad recently i cried like 3 times today, who else /alone/ and /directionless/
>>6059500
Never at all?
I don't often have them to be fair and I've never actually cum from one. Usually mine revolve around really weird situations though and I wind up wondering what the hell is going on.
Have you ever has lucid dreams anon? For some reason almost all of mine seem to be lucid, its really rather frightening how realistic they are.
>>6059516
Yeah I worded a lot of that wrong, I haven't had a cup of tea yet so my brain can't do anything right now.
What do you study 555666555222, you seem really educated in several subjects, I find you really rather interesting.
>>6059520
That's a crappy situation to be in man but I guess at least the drugs help you feel half okay. I can't really give any advice on that kinda situation though :(
>>6059544
hairdressing lol
5652 just talks shit 24/7 - if you actually know what hes talking about you swiftly realise how retarded he is
>>6059549
Well perhaps I should have said opinionated but still I find he is often the one who gets into pretty in depth discussions on here.
Seems like most hairdressers I've been rk knew a bit about everything haha
>>6059502
ye..and the rule of gravity is that objects will attract other with a force directly related to their mass nd distance to but we dont say the whole purpose of gravity is to stop humans and other living things from drifting off into nothingness. theres obviously a big difference between observing rules that apply to our existence and falsely assigning conceptually human meaning + motivations to them.
>>6059544
i dont study anything properly i just like reading
>>6059526
When you're sad and alone
>>6059526
Alone but not totally directionless.
You can change both of these for the better anon, if you can't find guys then just focus on changing your life around you.
Do you have a job? Honestly having a job gives you a greater sense of purpose, even if it's a menial and dull job. Of course you'll get money from it which is also nice as you'll be able to get new things and enjoy those rather than doing the same thing over and over.
>>6059560
Do you mainly read factual books then or do you have a thing for fiction too?
>>6059569
I have a job and I'm studying, but there's nothing I want to buy and I have no friends or bf and I feel empty
>>6059587
No friends is the root cause of your loneliness man, are there no work colleges you talk to?
If there's anyone at work you get on with you could hang out with them outside of work too. You are currently studying too, is this university or college? Either way you could surely make buddies there too.
Do you have any hobbies or interests too? You just need to find something to do in your spare time as well to help take your mind off of it.
>>6059569
>old media
lol nah senpai
always liked old fantasy like robert e howard n shit tho
>tfw want a bf, but not into sex
I just don't find the feeling of someone squishing me, sweating on me, and breathing on my face for 15 to 60 minutes. Why is that so weird?
>>6059595
Work is just part time and everyone's way older than me. It also kinda feels like that's got to be entirely separated from the rest of my life or else it'll seep in and that's it, my life's over.
Idk how America works but it's university, like an undergrad degree, and that's where I'd socialise if I did. I have like one acquaintance, and we catch up sometimes, but for some reason I can't branch out from there! One time I went to a gathering with him and there were only 15 people max but I just sat alone and didn't say anything and every minute I did I felt worse, and now I can never see those people again.
And actually yeah I'm going to start volunteering in a week and it's in an area where we're all a bit out of the mainstream so I guess that could be good for socialising.
Ah god sorry for long vent post
>>6059618
>tfw want sex but not a bf
>>6059618
If you're into cuddling, I'm in.
>>6059623
biscum pls go
>>6059640
I'm not biscum. Relationships just feels like constraints. I'm very anti-neediness. I don't want anyone relying on me for their happiness or well-being.
>>6059666
Sorry for the assumption, but you can't really blame me for it.
We need to stay vigilant to protect our generals from bisexual incursions.
>>6059618
Have you ever had sex?
>>6059618
i feel the same kinda
but i think maybe im just scared / nervous about sex
>>6059611
Have you ever read a Haynes manual bb?
That's something you can learn a lot from~
>>6059622
Well if everyone's out of your age range and probably your interests I guess you can't make great friends at work, though you can still be buddies with them.
Uni is the best place for socialising, you've got that other dude, maybe try and hang out with him in a different setting? Like just playing some video games together or something, not specifically something outside with other people you've yet to be introduced to.
Meeting friends of friends is always odd at first for anyone, there's already a relationship there and you feel kinda on the egde of it but as long as they are cool and inviting you shouldn't feel like you need to stick out. Most important thing is just be yourself, even if you are slightly odd or something because most of these people should be of age and maturaty now where they'll look past silly things.
What does your new volunteering role involve doing?
And don't worry about rant posts man, you gotta get stuff off your chest, if you can't do it here to random strangers on the internet where else can you?
>>6059666
I hope meet someone as independent as you are so you can at least enjoy the romantic side of companionship.
>>6059717
Everyone is first time, you don't know what to do or anything. Ideally you'd wanna find someone who is either inexperienced too so you can both figure it out or someone who is fully aware of you bring nervous and will be nice and take it slow to introduce you to it.
If you are looking to bottom I'd strongly suggest you use some sex toys on yourself for a while before you consider having sex though. You really need to get used to the feeling of being stretched open, first time I had "sex" I'd never done anything and when he went to stick it in I was in utter agony, like unbelievable pain. Needless to say we never actually had sex that time.
Next time I had used toys, the guy was a work friend and took it slow and everything went perfectly fine, I'm very glad I had someone willing to take the time to get me used to it. Soon after you've done it once you can just get pounded for hours because you know what's going on.
And another piece of advice I'd give is to take a poop before you do any anal stuff, generally after a poop you're clear to go, or at least this has mostly been the case for me.
>>6059717
oh same I think, I kind of want to do it with someone more experienced so they can show me what to do and we're not both awkwardly not sure what to do, but at the same time if they're really experienced then my first time which should be good/special/etc will just be meaningless for them
>>6059722
I never really initiate anything with that friend because I get the feeling he always has a better option, but yeah
And I don't know what exactly the volunteer thing will involve it's just an info session but it's an abolitionist animal rights org... which I know seems extreme to people but I'd like to meet other people who feel the same way as me about that stuff...
Yeah, I met my soulmate last night. We talked for hours and had so much fun.
Too bad he lives in fucking Michigan
At least he's single, unlike the other guy j really like
>>6059856
> soul mate
Disgusting fairy tales.
>>6059856
Oh my god he just gets cuter and cuter ffs I can't handle it!
Is Michigan far away from you or is just a crap place?
>>6059855
Oh neat I wasn't expecting that haha, that's great though, you clearly feel strongly about that so you will definitely make friends there! Not to generalise too much but I'd assume there would be quite a few gay people there too, I guess? So it should be good for your social life, your sexuality and your butt!
Still, you never know until you ask your buddy if he wants to hang out, the worst he can do is say he has something else on but honestly he will more than likely be up for hanging out. Does he like to okay games and stuff? Any TV shows he's interested in? Heck, does he like board games? There's a lot of things you can relax and do with him just to get to know him more!
>>6059856
man being ugly and having low standards seems much easier
>>6059873
Join us, you disgusting attractive person!
This place is toxic desu. Retiring my name. Cya fags.
>wake up at 6am after going to bed early
>cook a nutritious breakfast
>take trash out and vacuum my room and hallway
>study notes for class
>buy groceries
>go to class
Ugh Jesus fucking Christ, I'm becoming a productive member of society. I need drugs.
/blog
>>6059867
Both. Really far, but he lives close to Detroit
>>6059911
Now you just need to kiss your BF good bye and head to your cubical job
>>6059911
step up from pissing yourself and wanking to cp every day
>>6057901
I went on a few "dates" with a namefag from here last summer. He had one of those foreskins that are too tight and don't pull back. It was pretty gross.
>>6059921
>tfw becoming a normie
NOOOOOOOOO REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Clean for over a month ;_;
>>6059916
Aw I miss my dog now :c
>>6059932
>normie
>clean
Basically every normie between 18 and 30 is on SOMETHING to get them through life and make the weekends something to look forward to.
>>6059936
I don't consider weed or alcohol as drugs, and taking e once in a while isn't actual drug use in my opinion. Clean as in not using speed 5 days a week.
Tran here.
Sorry for intrusion but how do you guys deal with your butthole hair if you have one? And I don't mean hair on your butt which I had nonexistent even before hormones but the extremely sensitive area which is part of anus. It's kind of embarrassing since I don't have body hair yet it's like my armpits, crotch and butthole compensated for the lack of hair everywhere else.
>>6059945
I shave it if I want it smooth for someone, its not too hard to do to be honest, just gotta take your time on it and be gentle. If you get a mirror its a lot easier to see what you're doing but obviously you start shaving all over the place because its mirrored.
What about going to a salon? I gave up on bothering to shave a long time ago, too much maintenance, if you wanna have a nice smooth body try a salon out. I guess it could be quite scary going there as trans though, maybe google to see if some are openly accepting of trans women?
>>6059944
I always describe Detroit in one of my favorite lines from 30 Rock
"A tornado tore through downtown Detroit today, putting out several fires"
>>6057521
PUPPER DOES THE BLEP
>>6059944
What? The dog that you know of that I had was put down in June 2014. We got the new one in August 2014. I fuckin loved my old dog, I was devastated for months after she died. Fuckin love my new dog too though, obviously.
>>6059950
I wouldn't call it druggie trash but coke is definitely a proper hard drug so I can see their point of view.
>>6059945
tfw more tranny than literal trannys
>>6059945
just get one of those $10 micro trimmers. it doesn't have to totally clean shaven. fyi, even some girls have hairy assholes. get it waxed if you want the porn star look, tho.
>>6059975
>coke is definitely a proper hard drug
Is it...?
Like aside from being a class A, if you've got a reliable dealer who doesn't give you shit, it generally feels fine, only problem i ever have is a headache or my jaw being fucked in the morning.
I'm less wary of coke than i am MDMA.
>>6059975
Ohhhh, iunno then, I must be thinking of someone else I suppose. Or I'm just an idiot.
Guess which one!
>>6059969
Hah, poor little Detroit.
Why did it die, wasnt it because the car industry got fucked up? I'm assuming it must have happened during the first oil crisis, I think that was sometime in the late 70s early 80s?
>>6059977
>fags talking about doing coke,speed, and ecstasy
don't forget to discuss poppers to round out the stereotype guys
>>6060001
Nah mate, meth is where its at famalam.
>>6059984
Essentially. Mixed with /pol/ conspiricies about blacks, gang violence, and lack of any other worthwhile job markets or exports.
>>6059983
Legal classifications for drugs aren't what I go by. LSD and shrooms are Class A in the UK, it's so stupid.
I dunno, it's just in my opinion that coke is way harder than MDMA. I'm probably just biased because of my history with mandy and also because of the culture surrounding coke where it's like Scarface, cartel kinda shit. MDMA just makes you want to dance with glowsticks. I've only done coke once and it was pretty good, wouldn't mind doing it again.
>>6059950
I heard about Nair, I'll see if I can get it here. Thanks.
>>6059951
I know about this gay-friendly salon, they do bikini line, backs, tummies whatever but no butthole. Sucks.
>>6059977
Can the trimmer deal with delicate hairs though? I feel like waxing is the answer but since the hair lies on the opening I am scared as fuck.
I know some girls stay hairy there. However my body hair is brown and hormones lightened it on some parts almost to dirty blond so it looks gross when it's near your butthole. Like really pukeworthy and that's why I want it gone.
>>6059983
rugby doesnt know shit about doing drugs
thinking hes a absolute mad man for fucking himself up on 2g of mdma and overdosing and not just a fucking liability
its cringey t b h hate being around ppl like that on a night out just annoying
>>6060033
Do you ever actually read what people say or do you just make up what you want them to say and remember that instead?
>>6060000
nice quads and here's your (you):
http://epicsaholic.com/pics/284/big-ass-hairy-pussy.jpg
>even Jupp and SP don't have assholes as hairy as that gurl
