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Bumble Bees - they help all the pretty flowers spread their pollen into your nose in summer

Tinychat: you figure it out
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I want to be a beekeeper :3
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Oh yeah,

Previous trainwreck
>>6053062
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>>6055573
I want to fuck your anus mercilessly.
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>>6055555
This is some misogynistic cheating apologist bullshit.
Keep it in your pants, guys, there's plenty of single people. You don't NEED to sleep with someone who's in a relationship.
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>>6055589
but what if they're really cute?
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>>6055575
*you're
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>>6055594
Find a cuter single guy
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>>6055575
That would scare the bees, desu
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>>6055603
what if there isnt one available
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>>6055608
There's always one available somewhere, anon.
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If in love, how not to fug up?
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>>6055611
easy for a slightly overweight ginger like you to say desu
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>>6055589
Tired of guys my age. I can't stop thinking about his hot daddy body on me while he lets all the built up pressure out.
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>>6055624
Gross
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>>6055621
you stop being in love
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>>6055633
How?
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>>6055624
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>>6055622
You realise "easy for you to say" means that the person you're talking to has an advantage over you, right? So if you're saying a "slightly overweight ginger" can easily find another single man, then it must be piss easy.
>>6055624
There's single people his age. Single gay guys his age, who you won't have to coach through gay sex. Or perhaps what you're attracted to is that he's specifically a "married Daddy"?
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>>6055635
Just don't be OTT unless he likes you being like that, just gotta learn to control your emotions man.

It is time to become Vulcan.
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>>6055624
>dat shirt fit
l m a o
>>6055633
CUT MY LIFE IN TWO PIECES
THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL
AND IN THE END IT DOESNT EVEN MATTER
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>>6055621
Have faith that he won't cheat

by cutting off all the competition.
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>>6055642
ye i know i just have a severely toxic personality
ur actually a decent person even if you are overweight and ginger
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>>6055645
But what if Vulcan is boring?
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>>6055559
How come gay guys don't pose shirtless with caught fish?
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>>6055654
Vulcan is boring, unless you do a T'pol and get a horrendous drug addiction
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>>6055655
I do. I also do it when hunting.
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>>6055660
... why would he like boring people?
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>>6055647
>IN TWO PIECES
>in two
baka

>>6055635
it's probably not love, m8
rapid feelings of lust and infatuation can be deceiving
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>>6055665
no one hunts fish. You fish 'em. It's called fishing.
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>>6055682
>also
Reading comprehension
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>>6055670
sorry im not a pro in shitty music like you
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>>6055670
Don't those things evolve into love tho?
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>>6055689

>>6055693
they can but sometimes those initial feelings can make you rush into things or make decisions that you might regret later
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>>6055596
you;re would be YOU ARE

I WANT TO FUCK YOU ARE ANUS MERCILESSLY? NO!
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>>6055642
Hey Baba. How's life in general?
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>>6055698
You're right. Time for to slow I guess. Thanks.
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tfw 4/20 blaez it today
tfw aint got no w33d

need to get my life together t b h
wakey wakey
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>>6055660
Enterprise isn't canon
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>>6055713
np
as long as you act like you're in an early 00's romcom and take things steadily and rationally you should be alright

>>6055718
sry, i dont do weed
i want to get into heaven
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>>6055718
weed is shit. buy some real drugs.
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>>6055738
>as long as you act like you're in an early 00's romcom
*don't
do not act like that lol
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>>6055738
We're all gonna die anyway why not have some fun before hand. Drugs and alcohol aren't completely bad. Just best to do them in moderation.
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>>6055738
>>6055744
if its gd enough for rih its gd enough for me t b h
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>>6055751
>We're all gonna die anyway why not have some fun before hand. Drugs and alcohol aren't completely bad.
So much irony in this hahaha
He's literally an ex heroin addict
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>at spring fair with friends
>been hanging out with this guy my long-time childhood friend, who we'll call X, also knew
>hanging out with this guy for a couple of months, know him pretty well, we'll call him Y
>thought Y was pretty cute, abt 5'5", long/wavy brown hair, kind of bieberish but also kind of Bob Dylan-y, but very straight acting, broad-shouldered, likes baseball, dresses normal (hoodie/athletic shorts, sneakers)
>anyway, subject of eye color comes up
>I say my eyes are green
>Y says "No way dude, I thought your eyes were blue"
>"nah they're definitely green"
>Y puts his hand over his mouth, stands up on his tiptoes (I'm 5'9") and looks right into my eyes
>lingers for like a second, his face and mine are super close, can smell his face and feel his breath
>it's such a nice day and there are those spring petals being blown around in the wind like an animu
>says "whaddaya know they are green" and turns around and keeps walking
>all sorts of butterflies in my stomach

I feel like I should have kissed him, but his hand was over his mouth like he was thinking about it
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>>6055760
yeah I laughed
but I wasn't addicted to heroin though, it was prescription opiates and a bunch of other shit mixed in

still have nothing against alcohol and the occasional uppers
as for weed I just never really cared for it
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>>6055414
>you must be super cool. are you doing these drugs with you loads of cool friends?

I never said I was cool familio. I've posted on /gaygen/ several time about my drug problem and just because I haven't posted about all the reasons why speedballing will JUST you doesn't mean I think it makes you cool

>>6055450

Because it is a pretty grim country tbqhwy

No wonder that we have the highest heroin use outside of Russia and pakiland or that alcoholism is practically a national pastime
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>>6055764
are you that faggot from yesterday who was whining about the mdma confession
because this combined with the last story means "x" obviously 100% wants to sleep with you and you just need to stop being a sperg lord and actually get with him
also eyes change colour depending on ambient lighting because the iris contains no blue or green pigment it is purely a result of rayleigh scattering from depleted melanin
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>>6055764

Repeat the gesture about his eye color... Then kiss him
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>>6055772
how old are u
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>>6055781

18 fampai y
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>>6055789
only ppl i know who speed ball are like 56yo homeless guys
did u get fucked in the ass as a child or something s m h why
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>>6055772
>I never said I was cool familio.
honestly, I think that mentality applies to almost all casual drug users to a degree
I remember when I first started I thought it was cool and I thought made me cool
and while I don't really have anything wrong with recreational drug use, I think it can be pretty tricky to balance
because once you slip into full addiction you don't realize it for much longer than you would think
I have my fair share of terrible fucked up experiences that drugs got me into
and most of them are far beyond what you would think it would take to have a "moment of clarity"
and not one of them were "cool"


but that's just my little piece of old man advice
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>>6055812

agree
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>>6055752
eyyyy best defence I've heard yet
have a gay 420
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Oh cptn my cptn
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>>6055822
tfw u will never get cheefed with rih rih
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>>6055732
Enterprise is good though, I'm off to watch it with a mate soon after I've helpes another dude pick up some wheels for his bike.
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>>6055751
>were all gonna die anyway
This isn't a reason you nigger
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>>6055848
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>>6055862
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whoops
didn't mean to kill thread with addiction chat
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>this general

Bumblebees are cute, they're all fat and fuzzy. Anything else can piss off.
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>>6055939
You're kinda like >>6055903

>>6055944
>fat and fuzzy
Chubbychaser pls go
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>>6055962
Shut your filthy whore mouth. I like my animals fuzzy but my qts smooth.
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What does gaygen think of the use of the word queer to refer to the LGBT+ community
http://wetwareproblem.tumblr.com/post/142244849631/queer-is-not-a-slur
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>>6055971
I get why it's being used that way and I don't really care either way, but I use the word with its original intended definition myself
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>>6055858
Reason for what? Having fun in life? Uh, it's a damn good viable reason.
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>>6055971
Dumb and pointless for people who think gay or bi aren't unique enough anymore
The first guy in this video pretty much proves what kind of people need it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRoIQEsjDds
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>>6055966
Are you the disgusting thing lusting after Swede?
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>>6055797

No but when I was 6 a girl in my class bullied and blackmailed me into fingering her "flower", stripping for her friends and sisters, sticking things in my bum and other similar things everyday for weeks until I told my mum(minus the lewd bits)

In any case I got some coke to see what IV Coke was like(not my cup of tea) and ended up trying a cheeky speedball which not only beefs up the rush of IV H but adds a v. strong headrush which makes makes me feel completely disconnected from everything even my own body(like no longer existing for 30 seconds and eskimo kissing the void)

Also I still shoot Skag on its lonesome most of the time
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>>6056016
>mathc
you'll feel more comfortable posting in this thread, ma'am >>6011609
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>>6055971
No matter how much these kids twist it, yes queer was a slur when I went to high school. It was meant to make me feel like shit about myself. But unlike these safe space idiots I don't give a shit about words, however "Q" is nothing but special snowflake bullshit to me. I don't even use LGBT anymore I'm just gay.
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>>6056052
No, that's me :3
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>>6056052
God no.
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>>6056067
You're both fat and fuzzy. How ironic.
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>>6056078
nuh uh
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>>6056023
ffs what a smarmy cunt
that kid is clearly autistic or at least not the brightest star in the sky yet he is acting like he is proving a point by interviewing him about shit he obviously doesnt understand very well
>huedeehhh duhhhhh stupid lefteyes so dumb even tho they probably literally have a learning difficulty hhhhurrggggghhhhhh
like if that is who you have to argue against to win you have already lost

what is he dressed like too le classy redditor gentleman with le classy olde timey beard fucking hang yourself you low iq turd
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>>6056080
do u not ever sleep? lol
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>>6056066
lol fucking faggot
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loud mouth homo checkout boy at the store just asked me if I was on hornet
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>>6056094
I doubt he has learning difficulty he clearly has learned a lot from his Marxist college professors
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>>6056101
Trying to fix my sleep schedule famalam, gonna go to beddybyes in a few hours cos I gotta get up earlyish tomorrow
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>>6056108
how long have you been up for?
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>>6056105
Do you wanna fugg him?
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>>6056131
Around 27-29 hours
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>>6056145
nuh
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>>6056163
Too femboy?
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>>6056106
doesnt even look college age

this is barely a step up from 'cringe' channels like that leafyishere or w/e. just finding the most intellectually vulnerable and socially awkward dork available and pissing all over them so you can wank off over yourself. literally everything he said was easily counterable. anyone who was actually able to defend themselves capably probably didnt make the edit tho. 'marxist professors' s m h this isnt the 1980s anymore stop getting ur opinions from wyatt mann cartoons lol.
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>>6056105
would cringe badly if that happened to me
hornet too ewh only garbage uses that app
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>>6056166
yeah, same reason i shouldn't be on hornet, just 18 yr old fems
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>>6056150
How long do you have to be awake for me to persuade you to OD on bleach?
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>>6056183
So I presume you're masc into masc guys?
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>>6055559
I'd prefer an Ant Edition more
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>>6056239
The next one will be cute ant edition, find a cute ant picture to use!
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the cutest guy in my class just liked a post on facebook about depression

y-you think i should talk to him?
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>>6056244
>panda ant
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>>6056204
5 days
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is king rice the only trip left
this thread has died and is now in purgatory
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>>6056264
I guess this is a panda ant previous ant was mislabeled
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>>6056258
I would.

You should too.

Ask invite him out for lunch and listen to his problems.
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>>6056268
Everything around me turns to death!
>>6056264
Yes this is an adorable ant, use it for the new thread!
>>6056258
Give it a go, is he the quiet type in class?
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>>6056258
if i was depressed which i am the last thing i would need is an annoying faggot like you talking to me
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>>6056277

no, he's Chad to the max normally

>>6056278

maybe right
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>>6056287
Well he probably just liked it for the sake of it then in that case.
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>tfw still probably won't talk to him today.
>tfw he knows I think he's attractive.
JUST
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I have a date for the first time in two months. He's going to come over and play smash with me. Will probably go nowhere like my last date, but I'm a little excited regardless.
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>>6056270
Or we can have a Glaucus Atlanticus Edition

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfEnnDDIVE8
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>>6056297

I'm going rock wall climbing with this guy again, gonna see if he wants to get dinner afterwards.
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>>6056310
Ask him if he wants to eat dinner from your asshole
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>>6056314

lolno
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>>6056310
Damn rock wall climbing is an awesome idea for a date!
Good luck with it epsi :D
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>>6056310
oh woohoo epsilon
fuck off cunt
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>>6056277
>Everything around me turns to death!
Chill Riceboy
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>>6056310
Grab his bum while he climbs. Pretend it's 'support'.
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fuck jobcentre
making me wake up early n shit
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Guys.

My university is hosting a dance on Friday.
But my school is very anti-gay.
If I go I'll have to dance with a 3DPD female, rather than a qt classmate.
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>>6056322

It's fun and good exercise too

>>6056330

What's wrong anon?
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>>6056346
Uhh god, feel sorry for you man, signing on is awful.
>>6056335
Nu-uh, a gypsy woman put a curse on me!
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>>6056347
So don't go
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>>6056356
Here. I'll remove it for you
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>>6056347
lol wtf this happens in 2016
what 3rd world dump do you come from
t b h if it was me im such a edgy obnoxious faggot i would make a scene over it and suck a cock or something idk
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>>6056270
WHAT IS THIS?! ANTS CAN BE CUTE TOO?!

>>6056297
Assert your dominance, beat his ass.
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>>6056363
>make a scene over it and suck a cock or something idk
And that's why they don't like gays
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I did it, Gaygen. I asked the qt out to see Captain America next week. I plan to scout and maybe flirt a bit there.

Just hoping he doesn't say : why can't we watch it with x, y, z ? Because then my plan will be fucking ruined
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>meet a super cute nerd via Facebook friends posts

>super funny, similar interests

>lives in Michigan

Not again
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>>6056376

What did you do anon?
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>>6056310
Strange, I'm trying to make a move with a guy I met in rock-climbing as well.

It's my first ever date and I'm so afraid
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>>6055559
HAHAHA I get it...
GAYS REPRODUCE THROUGH CROSS-POLLINATING hahaha...
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>>6056376
>Star Fox this Friday
>Capt. America next Friday

Loner nerd lyfe.
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>>6056381
>After rock-climbing, biking back to our places together
>Trying to make a bit lewd jokes and talking about life and so during the ride
>"Why don't we go to cinema next week ? There is Captain America"
>"K, why not :)"

Be gentle. It's my first ever """"""""""""""date"""""""""""""", and he can always talk about it with our common friends and well, fuck the plan.

I'm not really spontaneous.
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>>6056023
>>6056066
the issues not really focusing on people calling themselves queer, it's more like referring to lgbt people collectively or stuff to do with them
like nobody calls themselves lgbt or else they'd be saying that they are a lesbian, gay bisexual trans person.
it's like "queer people" because people bitch about lgbt not being inclusive enough and keep trying to get people to say stuff like lgbtquianksjfhdhalfjskjds because "why dont we get to be in the acronym too"
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>>6056389
But Captain America is for normies, anon
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>>6056395
All of the super hero films are, but I love telling my friends why this version of Civil War is ridiculous compared to the real deal.

One can dream...
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>>6056258
are you going to talk to him because you want to offer support, or are you going to talk to him because "oh the poor bb maybe if i save him from his depression then he'll feel so grateful that he'll fall in love with me"
protip: that's a sign of low self esteem because you think the only way someone will find you desirable is that you've "saved" them and so they feel indebted/reliant on you
protip ii: such a relationship is known as codependency and not a good thing to have
protip iii: it probably wouldn't work anyway because he's probably straight and there's probably not very much you could do for someone with depression to make them feel like you've "saved" them
protip iv: hes probably not even depressed, he just liked a post about it
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>>6056374
idc if you like me tho
fucking look at the mattachines or any other pre-stonewall gay rights movement where they focused on fulfilling bougousie morality and acting like gd little self-hating gays they didnt get nowhere and they were mostly just laughed at
rah rah fight the powah
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>>6056401
Unfortunately, I'm not a comic book nerd, more a philosophy/language learning nerd, in an engineering school.

He's a science nerd, since he's doing a project about Black Matter for school and is working 2-3 hours a week for it.

Nerd4nerd master race.
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>>6056347
do you even have a qt gay classmate or were you expecting the straight guys to dance with you?
if the former then that sucks but just do it anyway and cause drama, also spike the punch (american school dances have punch right? thats how it is in the movies)
if the latter just stop, nobody likes a messy faggot
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>>6056383

Well I didn't meet him through rock climbing, but he had brought up rock climbing before and we went last week and it was a lot of fun so we're gonna do it again. I just hate that the semester is almost over and we might not see each other as much.
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>>6056376
Great :) If he mentions any possible other people, make it clear you just wanna go with him alone, on a date.
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>>6056404
>surely this justifies my desire to suck cock in public
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>>6056376
>Just hoping he doesn't say : why can't we watch it with x, y, z ? Because then my plan will be fucking ruined
If he does say that he probably worked out that it was a date and so was trying to make into not-a-date. Or he's completely oblivious. Does he know you're gay?
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>>6056418
Easier said than done. I'm not out to a lot of people yet, and I was planning to tell him after the film, around a little beer if possible.
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>>6056407
That's still awesome. Be gay nerds together, that's all that matters.
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>>6056421
Nope. I still struggle a bit my myself and I'm not out to a lot of people.

He was a bit quick to jump at the proposition, though.
I see him tomorrow to work Maths, maybe I will be able to clear things a bit here. I really hope I don't drop a big bag on spaghetti.
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>>6056426
The sadder part is I'm not sure he's gay.
He would still be a good friend, however.
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>>6056419
No, it justifies having riots and protest marches and not caring if you fit in to straight society
>Pic related: Mattachine society
>Hey guise, I know you hate getting raided. However we're rich so we can pay off the cops when they try and arrest us for being gay.
>This is a comfortable situation for us. Don't fuck it up just because you can't afford to pay off the cops
>Seriously if you start agitating straight people then the cops might decide not to accept our bribes and then we'll be in the same situation as you
>I mean yeah a collective in your face resistance movement might achieve the decriminalisation of homosexuality, but we don't need that to happen because we're rich and it overall sounds like a lot of work so we'd rather you guys just kept getting arrested and suffering so we can continue on with what we're doing
>btw are you going to the white party next week? oh you're in prison? too bad.
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>>6056426

Gay needs are best couple. Play coop together and kiss during loading screens...
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>>6056430
tldr, cocksucker
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>>6056429
>not sure he's gay
What makes you think he might be? Because otherwise what you've basically done is created a scenario in his head that a fellow straight guy wants to go to the movies and hang out with him as bros, and flirting etc will be very left field. It's generally a bad idea to go on a date with someone if they don't know it's going to be a date
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>>6056429
Oh, man. I'm sorry. Well at the very least you can make a good friend?

>>6056436
Can't say I've kissed during a loading screen, but I definitely think that I can only date vidya loving guys.
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>>6056438
You're in gaygen. We're all cocksuckers.
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>>6056446

I've played strip MvC, done cute Monster Hunter cuddling, and got him Ratchet and Clank for his birthday.
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>>6056458
>Strip MvC
>Monster Hunter cuddling

You might just be my new favorite namefag. That shit is all too cute, mang.

I think the gayest nerd thing I did was play Silent Hill naked while cuddling.
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>>6056441
He's very good-looking and doesn't have a girlfriend. He's making penis jokes and winks me when we're doing rock climbing. If he mentions girls, I will know to back off and let another dream pass - it's not the first time I fall for a straight boy. I've grown used to the feeling.

I'm "trying him" because I'm sick of every other day being >tfw no bf >tfw 19 and still virgin. It's also good for self-confidence. I'm going to have a car in a few weeks, and then I will be able to go the gays bars (I don't have one in my town...) and doing fuck all. Until then, I can't sit here with the feels.
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>>6056469

Daw. I played PT cuddled with my ex, and we would both jump each time Lisa got us.

I'd feel too exposed to play naked
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>>6056469
>I think the gayest nerd thing I did was play Silent Hill naked while cuddling.

literally lost my virginity while watching star wars
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>>6056310
I'm almost positive that my date is going to rob me. Because I'm a paranoiac.
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>>6056469
Having a gaymer bf will make all these regrets from high-school go away.

>>6056482
>cuddled with my ex
How did you end up in the situation ? Is he a friend with benefits ?
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>>6056471
...have you tried asking him?
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>>6056490
I think he meant they were dating at the time but are now separated
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>>6056482
It was one of the less spooked ones, I forget the name but it was my entry into the series and I really dug it. Plus it was nice to play a game he liked.

>>6056487
Which one? This is an important question.

>>6056490
I didn't even know I liked guys in high school. Let alone care about dating. Only wanted to hang out with my friends and play Melee every weekend.
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>>6056490

We were still together at the time
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>>6056498
It was the force awakens
he had just bought the bluray
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>>6056487

I lost my Virginity during Blade Runner
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>>6056492
How to do so without dropping spaghetti all over the place ?
>Did you ever had a girlfriend ?
The only way I know is casually mentioning I am gay. I guess I could just say I'm sad I won't be getting partners at the bal of uni this May.

>>6056495
Thanks, Adolph.

>>6056498
I was in self-denial and went to see a psychologist to fix my anxiety at the time. But I still have very fond memories of it.
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>>6056503

2-3 weeks ago?
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>>6056506
No, saturday lol

>>6056504
idk if I get the full point though
we were watching it then showered and did stuff there then came back and did more stuff
but we both finished as the credits were rolling
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>>6056503
Really? That wasn't long ago...
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I do not hate Gays,
i would never be Gay. I Literally Hate and Cringe at the Very thought,
When i was 13 years old i was Drugged and Anally raped for 3 days while in and out of Consciousness.
The Rapist put me in a hole in the ground out in the woods and sodomized me again and again. there were others with Him and they were whispering things in my ear and mocking and laughing at me. I could not move because i was drugged. I was paralyzed, drifting in and out _____ in and out of Consciousness. I felt trapped, Like i was in a living Hell. I just kept screaming in my mind because i could not get the strength to scream out loud.
They did other things to me, in my face and down to my penis and whispered stuff about me having sex with them.
When they were finished . i woke up and crawled out of that hole. My insides { Rectum and Up inside ) were throbbing and it hurt so bad to walk. I just crawled and hunched over till i found a rock to sit on. It hurt to even sit down. My rectum was swollen in a huge bump and sticky and bleeding. It hurt so bad just to even touch it with my salty, sweaty hands. I sat hunched over on one side, shaking and trembling. I felt Ashamed and like my soul was stolen from me. I could not use the bathroom for a whole week.
Homosexuals make me literally sick to my stomach. My entire body curls and spine quivers when i am around a Homosexual. I have to get out and away.
They woke up and aroused my sexuality and shortly thereafter i began to be overly sexually aroused..
they tried to make me Gay. and they Failed. Today i always remember what they did to me. I do not wish any harm on Gay people.
I went home to my mother after that event and she could tell that something was wrong with me. She Asked me what was wrong with me and grabbed me by the shoulders. I collapsed and fell into her arms and cried and cried. And i never told her what happened. Even to this Day. She still does not know. I told one person. and today I tell You.
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>>6056510
yeah I had no real plan or intention to lose my virginity
but it sort of happened pretty spontaneously
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>>6056509
I'm really happy for you.
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>I'm an outdoors guy! I love hiking, camping, and biking
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>>6056525
lol why?
I don't really consider it a good or bad thing
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>>6056511

I bet you still fap to the memory of the anal rape
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>>6056522
There's never really a typical time or place it happens... so yeah, I get where you're coming from.

Wish mine had been better in some regards.
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>>6056529
Wanted to say something positive
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>>6056511

So your mom didn't find it odd you were missing for 3 days?
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>>6056526
But what he really means is he has a history of getting spit roasted in the forest
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>>6056538
Yeah considering all of the things that could have went wrong and that none of them did, I'm pretty thankful

>>6056539
u ok, anon..
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>>6056555
Yeah, it's nice when things work out.
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>>6056534
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shut-Up you filthy Gay pervert.
>>6056543
She knew I got in some bad trouble, But I never told her about..what YOU did to me........
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>>6056526

>hobbies include cross fit.
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>>6056565
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>>6056565
Leave it to a psychic to encourage someone's delusions.
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>>6056538

I cried the first time I had sex... And I was the top.

I just couldn't stay hard, then I got more nervous. And I couldn't get turned on anymore, and I felt so stupid.
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>>6056511

Anal/vaginal sex naturally doesn't feel good.

Everyone's first time hurts like hell, many bleed, yet they continue to do it anyway and ignore how much it hurts for some reason while telling themselves "it's natural", god gave us these "holes" for pleasure, blah blah.

It's all BS. Having sex all the time isn't normal. Even wild animals have a "mating season"..they aren't having sex all the time.
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>>6056563

Can I rape you again?
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>>6056574
>delusions
What the bible SAYS.......... For SURE. Being Gay is against the Commandment of the God of the Bible. It is Very, Very Clear. Lev 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination. Also if you get caught, You are to be Put to death. Lev 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them. Any time SOMEONE Commits a BLOOD CRIME, such as RAPE, adultery, Homosexuality, or Beasteality. or Incest-- The Bible Pronounces THAT-- their blood shall be upon them. ... In the Old Testament, where Man was Living from 900 years old the Punishment was strict . Man Continued to sin and abuse the Commandments of God and eventually the Lifespan was around 170 years. Abraham lived to 175 Years .\ Now, today / -- We do not Live *( on average ) PAST 75 years . That's 100 Years Less than Abraham. So where Abraham, Jacob and most Biblical Men - Practiced Biblical, Godly Polygamy Marriage - with VIRGINs and Widowed Women ONLY................... and shunned Homosexuality. Others around them Continued to commit Adultery, Homosexuality, Incest, unclean Living and their Lifespan Continued to drop, over the next 3000 years, till Today. Homosexuals molest children at far higher rates than heterosexuals. Absolutely true. Homosexuals comprise perhaps two percent of the population, yet according to the Journal of Sex Research, homosexual pedophiles are responsible for 33% of all child sex offenses. Homosexuals molest children at at least 10 times the rate of heterosexuals. Homosexuals don't live nearly as long as heterosexuals.
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When will you faggots accept that atleast the majority of normal people in society see you as sub-human trash?
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>>6056581
Speak for yourself m8-o. It feels very good.
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........,,,According to an extensive study of the homosexual community in Vancouver, B.C., active participation in the homosexual lifestyle will rob an individual of a significant portion of his life span. Say the researchers, "[L]ife expectancy at age 20 years for gay and bisexual men is 8 to 20 years less than for all men." The Centers for Disease Control reports that homosexuals are 50 to 60 times more likely to become infected with AIDS than other groups. We spend billions and billions of dollars trying to keep children from taking up cigarette smoking because it will shorten lifespans by six or seven years. If we're going to spend that kind of money, it's time we spend some of it to stop children from taking up homosexual behavior as a habit, and for the same reason: it will kill you.
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>>6056591
Schizophrenia: The Post
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>>6056594
are you the same fag who keeps posting the hilary clinton meme shit about how gay """""""men""""""" prefer clinton?
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>>6056596
I Wish I could......I do not know who Raped me...........I was drugged.
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>>6056607
No, why would I believe sub-humans deserve a vote in the first place?
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>>6056577
I topped first and thankfully didn't have any trouble with that
I was only hard maybe 60% of the time I was bottoming though

I guess the only negative/awkward part about the whole thing was that I was under the impression his roommates were all out at a party, but they're apparently lame af so they were home all night and very likely heard us up until 5 am
then throughout the next day met most of them and had to look them in the eye knowing what they heard
then his roommate who is directly next to his room gave him some condoms very obviously
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>>6056617
You be a bottom tru n tru nucca
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>>6056606
But it is You - Who have BEEN Ignoring the subject of god and His word. You Ignore it So much. That you have not Addressed a single point i have made.
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>>6056614
yeah it seems like it, you're a democuck
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>>6056617

It's pretty normal to not get hard during anal, if anything it's preferred to stay flaccid so you're not diverting blood from the anal area. I think that's how it works, blood tends to pool towards the anus and that area instead of the dick.
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>>6056577
I honestly sat there and contemplated what I had done when I finished.
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>>6056617
Kek. A friend of mine shared an apartment with a guy I knew from high school. Every time I would visit, high school guy would be in his room banging some new chick-of-the-week. One time he came out shirtless, filed a bowl with water from the sink, took a long gulp, then sauntered back to his room for more shenanigans. It was kinda weird when the girl would come out later and say hi, desu.
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>>6056603
wouldnt proper condom / sex education be just as effective, if not moreso? straight ppl also get HIV and i dont think anti-gay propaganda really address that since anti-gay sentiments did very little to stop the spread of HIV during the AIDS crisis
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>>6056630
This.

I use to bang chicks.

When I got done slamming that twink and I went home the next morning, I looked in the mirror at myself for a long while.

A hot shower didn't make me feel any better.
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>>6056635
Why not Go to God Himself. He gave his Son, Jesus Christ and His Scriptures that are. BOTH - the WORD OF GOD. /. ?
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>>6056611

they were jews, 2 rabbis and jewish boys
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>>6056639
like several of those things are the same thing, adding and doesnt make yr point stronger
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>>6056639
This. When will faggots realise that God gave a penis to man and vagina to woman to procreate?
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how did people clean their dicks and butts in Jesus's time?
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>>6056621
eh I definitely preferred topping
bottoming wasn't terrible but wasn't anywhere near as enjoyable
I'd probably consider myself verse top if I had to get technical

>>6056630
after we finished and cleaned up I went out and smoked a cigarette then went back and fell asleep with him

>>6056634
tbf I wasn't really noisy or anything but there were a few times where I made some very obvious sex noises though
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>>6056652
But he put a man's g-spot up his bum.
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>>6056505
>Did you ever had a girlfriend ?
no, that's still not asking the question. ask him which way he swings. Don't make a big deal out if it, just when you're hanging out later just be like
>so anyway, out of interest, which way do you swing?
note you're not asking if he's gay, you're asking if he's into guys, which is a less loaded question. then if he's like "nah I'm straight" just be all oh lol it was worth a go and then move on, otherwise you'll be in luck and can go oh cool me too
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>>6056637
>>6056656

It was my first time with anyone, so I wasn't sure what to expect. It lasted about 45 minutes, felt good but I wasn't sure if I'd orgasm or not. He helped with dirty talk/encouragement but when it was over and I sat there, he asked if I was okay. I told him that it was weird how there's so much build up to your first time but it's never like you expect. Then we cuddled and passed out.
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>>6056646
>>6056646
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I always feel awkward bottoming. I just lay there begging for him to cum so we can go to sleep.

Maybe if I had a more attentive top I would have enjoyed myself more
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>>6056685

Yeah, to enjoy bottoming it can require the top to know how to do things, there's a lot more to it than just put penis in butt.
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>>6056689
Tips pls
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>>6056685
>I just lay there
I'm by no means a well versed expert, but that sounds like part of your problem
not once was I just lying there having him do all of the work
we both got into a rhythm and it made it a thousand times more comfortable
same thing when I was topping and it made it feel way better
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>>6056692

Well I'm no expert either, but usually you want to take your time. Always good to start off with a bit of foreplay to get everyone in the mood, rimming can really turn a bottom on from what I understand, communicate properly with the person bottoming, don't just ram your dick in, take it slow and steady and go at his pace, touch and feel him. Try different positions and see which ones maximize pleasure, don't be afraid to slow down for a bit if you don't want to cum early. It's a lot about communication and focusing on both of the people's pleasure.
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>>6056699

Yeah and what Hitler said, the bottom should try to be a bit active too, I hear cowgirl or reverse cowgirl can be enjoyable positions for both people.
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>>6056673
it weird and gross to admit, but I never understood the concept of sex having a smell to it
I had done plenty of fooling around and shit before but when we finished and I came back in from smoking there was definitely a distinct smell in the room lol
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>>6056581
Oh look, it's "I know jack shit about science o'clock"!
Many mammals go into "heat" when they're in oestrous and rarely have sex outside of those times. We're mammals, but more specifically we're primates. Specifically apes.
Let's see what our nearest living relatives get up to
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bonobo#Sexual_social_behavior
Oh look, they're the only animals besides humans ever observed tongue kissing and oral sex. They also do not form permanent monogamous sexual relationships. They even have sex with friends, to diffuse tension and as a form of post conflict resolution. They're also all bisexual!
Humans go into heat every month. Cyclical mating seasons occur in other species largely because they try and ensure young are born at a specific time of year to ensure resource availability but because we're smart, that's not a limiting factor. Chimps and bonobos can also mate at any time of year because they're able to do so.
The difference with humans is that woman don't display when they're in oestrous, meaning humans can't really tell when to have sex to have a baby. And as our close relatives the bonobos have shown, you don't just have to have sex to conceive a baby.
Applying evobio to humans is dumb anyway as we have cultures and social constructs and so aren't really on the same level as animals (animals don't have concepts like "gender" or "sexuality"), but at least TRY and get your facts straight.
Also anal sex only hurts if you do it wrong. Use more lube bbz
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the punishment for RAPE - is the DEATH penalty, According to the Bible..The bible seeks to Make the Punishment based on how much FORCE was used to abuse the woman/Man
FUCKING HOMO FAGS
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>>6056511
>>6056563
>I don't hate gays
>Homosexuals make me literally sick to my stomach.
>what YOU did to me........
I'm very sorry this awful thing happened to you (if this is real and you're not trolling). But we're not your rapists. Your rapists were some awful nasty men. Awful nasty men rape women too, but that doesn't mean those women should hate all men or be disgusted by them.
Go speak to a therapist. Posting here is not going to make you feel any better or help your situation in any way.
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>>6056730
>if this is real and you're not trolling
Do you even have to ask?
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>>6056699

Well it was my first time and I had no idea what to do. I felt very uncomfortable the whole time and he wasn't good at giving directions
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>>6056713
There's definitely a smell to it. Usually for me it was a mixture of lube and sweat.

>>6056708
I used to let my ex be on top a lot typically in my lap or something. Giving him the chance to control the pace really worked well for him from the look and sounds of it.

>>6056685
>attentive top

It's amazing how often I hear this complaint.
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HOMO FAG OBAMA KILLED MINE//.YOUR CHILD
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>>6056740
He's really nailed the "I'm incredibly mentally ill" style of typing, so I figured there might be a chance.
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>>6056753
Well, you got there me I guess.
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>>6056651
shut up horror
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>>6056744

Well without proper directions and ideas, I didn't know what to do, and I just let him take control because it felt natural I guess. He was way more experienced than I was but despite me telling him I had none, he just did his own thing
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>>6056741
idk maybe it's a confidence thing?
pretty much everything just came naturally to me
only thing that caught me completely off guard was biting
well the first one did

>>6056744
haha to me it just smelled like musky ass and sweat
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>>6056730
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>>6056774
>face down, ass up
>holding tops hands as he rams me
>rams a little too harshly
>bite his hand
what do tops think of being bitten?
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>>6056772

Yeah in sex I don't think it's good for one party to just do their own thing, communication is key, both people should be concerned about both their and the others mutual pleasure. If one party is only concerned about their pleasure then that's an issue.
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>>6056774

Maybe. I never felt sexually confident, I never fooled around, and so when I finally got a BF I really liked, I felt like I was bad at sex and it would fuck up the relationship.

Which it did. Which is why I was asexual for 2 years.
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>musky ass and sweat


IS this what it smelled like?
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>>6056784
...what country are you from?
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>>6056784
>I choose to handle the memory and why they did it to me,
Currently you're rambling about Hebrew in a dicksucking thread on a Cambodian painting newsgroup. You're not handling this well.
PS A secret cabal of Muslims and Catholics are not inventing lies about the ancient Ishmaelites.
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everyone shut up and post hot guys
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>>6056785
>being bitten

I prefer to do the biting.
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>>6056785
he only ever bit when he was topping
still have a few faint bruises on my ass cheeks lol

>>6056787
I personally think people give sex way more importance than they should
Sure, I enjoyed it and plan to do it again, but I don't need sex to make anything work, even a relationship.

>>6056790
I suppose it's different for everybody

>>6056796
gross
no
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>>6056787

Yeah, I know that now, but back then I just assumed sex a primal instinct... It would happen and I would know what to do... Or the 1000 hours of porn would help.

But it never clicked, so in the 3 years we were together , we had 1 good session of sex out of ... 5 tries
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>>6056807
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>>6056814
which only fuels my desire to bite you
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>>6056856
mmm so hot yummy shit
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wtf is going on in here
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>>6056856
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Am I cute enough for a slightly feminine bottom twink? Why cant I find a masc bf?
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>>6056878
maybe lower your standards?
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