Hey ya'll! Let's chill out here. Remember:
>don't tripfag
>don't respond to shitposters
>post bara dudes
What's your ideal height for a bf? What's your height?
>>6011609
I'm a height whore so the taller they are, the lower my standards go. I'm 5'11" so I really like 6'2" and above
I'm 6'2 and my bf is 6'0
Both verse and beefy
Ideally, above my own height of 5'6. But people my height are also welcome.
I just want to be dominated/tossed around/protected/cuddled
>>6011609
I'm 6' and never really had a height preference. As long as they aren't too lanky or small I'm fine with it.
Guys have you ever started a church based on this miracle cure from the blood of ancient immortal beings without realizing that the cure eventually drives people insane and then you have to spend the rest of eternity in nightmare hell while also on fire?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-k3XXGmu-dw
Tfw 5' 4"
Tfw will never get that 5'7" Argie that sits two seats in front of me
>>6011609
Ideally I'd like a taller guy as long as he's big too, but I'm 6'1" and the qt bear I'm dating is about 5'11"and it's pretty ok. It sucks that he can't hug me around my shoulders when we're standing up, but I can deal with that.
>>6011896
>Lol that guy looks weird, he's so short
>*gets closer to him*
>he's way taller than me
>mfw
i'm 5'9" ottermode
i like taller guys 6' and up
5'6 is about as short as i'll go though
>>6011609
I'm pretty masc and manlet desu
How much can you squat mascgen?
Do you go parallel or ass to ground?
How much can you bench?
How much can you deadlift?
How much can you press?
Discuss.
I'm 5'4, 5'5 at best.
I prefer anything from 5'6 to 5'9
>>6012814
>Squat 310lbs below parallel
>Bench 235lbs
>Don't deadlift
>Press 140
>tfw
>>6012814
Bench 260lb for reps
Squat 360lbs for reps parallel
Atg squat 225lbs for reps, I'm working on it currently
Deadlifts 415 lbs one rep max. Pls no bully.
Military press 155lbs for reps.
>>6011895
Nah, man, that's some weird ass shit you've been doing, seems pretty unlikely to ever happen with me. Ever since I became a robin things have been pretty plip plop plip plop, and I got that sweet little phantasm in muh brain and oh Lady Maria will I ever curl into an egg? What say you, Lady Maria?
>>6011620
h-hi it's me the 6'8" anon again
>be me
>5'2
k
>>6012814
> Squat 220 ass to grass
> Bench 154
> Deadlift 200 (working on my grip because it's what's stopping me from going further)
> Pendlay row 132
> OHP 92
> 5"7' manlet, weight is 147
> pic related
>>6013063
I dunno dude. The researchers at the college I've been working for sort of betrayed all my beliefs by committing unspeakable atrocities against a small fishing village and I also realized that my teacher whom I idolized is a huge pervert and has been crushing on me so I threw away my weapon and now guard the poor destroyed village in nightmare hell for all eternity.
>>6013067
The pic I posted isn't me. Didn't you say you wouldn't go after dudes under 6'2"?
>be 5'8
>bf is 6'1
Calls me 'wee fellow', no matter how beefy I get my small feet will always be cute.
Feels bad man.
>>6013122
Why haven't you killed yourself?
>>6013179
Oh, you should just go out and kill a few beasts. It's for your own good.
And as you do that, I'll sit here on my wee wheelchair, calling out to Laurence... Master Willem... Please, unshackle me. I can't stand the Orphan's cry any more, it's a neverending nightmare, a bottomless curse. Please, someone free me from this horrible hunter's dream abloo abloo abloo
>>6013179
Stop being such a pussy, killing god babies is awesome and I hate you for throwing your OP sword on that well in particular you vileblood waifu.
>>6013220
Can't kill myself, the night and the dream go on for ever.
>>6013122
If two 5'2 men got together, would it look more weird than if they dated someone 3-4 inches taller than them? Like a midget couple?
>>6013244
>>6013265
Ayyy lmao you insignificant mortals are literally the most topkek shit I mean it's so much fun to trap y'all in my nightmare realm and trick you into killing other ancient sea gods for shits n giggles
I mean those beta great ones are so ass-pained about losing their child that those dumbfucks think it's a good idea to have a surrogate by impregnating a fuckin mortal lmfao are you fucking kidding me? Of course I'mma send hunters to wreck their shit they're so stupid they deserve it
>>6013286
[sounds of eating little girl intensifies]
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[sound of receiving visceral assblasting]
AREeeeeeee....
>>6013311
>mfw some say Kosm
Literally the most cucked people alive
>>6013325
Oh shut up Micolash, you frail, weak willed man. Nobody likes you and your Mensis boys and Kos' been dead for DECADES, stop trying to beckon A DEAD ROTTEN GREAT ONE. And this baby you keep diddling, it's cry is driving everyone nuts.
Why can't you at least be more like Gehrman? At least he managed to create a fucking functional dream, and you don't ever hear him crying like a baby.
Also
> most cucked people alive
> implying you are alive
> implying you're not a spoopy skeleton
> Captcha
> Select all images of bodies of water such as lakes or oceans which as serve as bullwark guarding sleep.
>>6013348
>it's cry is driving everyone nuts
Coming from AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA: the boss fight
Also
>bewaring the frailty of men, their minds young
Stupid fucking vicar what would you even know! Our minds are yet to open I mean how many eyes have you even lined your brain with you stupid pleb?
>>6013373
> Let us sit about, and speak feverishly. Chatting into the wee hours of... AWOOOOOO
Micolash, these aren't eyes, you're just an useless impure blood imbiber who got your drug money by giving blowjobs at Byrgenwerth's bathrooms. You weren't even an Arcane student, you were just a Liberal Arts faggit. Master Willen only tolerated you because you were buddies with Laurence, BUT YOU NEVER DESERVED HIM, YOU SHIT TIER SCHOLAR YOU DON'T EVEN DESERVE TO TOUCH SENPAI'S SKULL AND EVEN IF YOU DID YOU NEVER WOULD DO IT BECAUSE OF YOUR DEAD SKELLY HANDS.
IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT YOU NIGHTMARE-BECKONING MENSIS WHORE, SENPAI ONLY DIED BECAUSE OF YOU AND THE POWDERKEG HERETICS
> tfw no First Vicar bf
> tfw I can at least kiss senpai's human skull in the nightmare
> tfw forever and ever with senpai
>>6013286
> tfw every Great One loses it's child
>>6013438
YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH I WAS THE ONE WHO TRULY CONTINUED WILLEM'S RESEARCH. I WAS THE ONE WHO REALIZED THAT EVOLUTION WITHOUT COURAGE WILL BE THE RUIN OF OUR RACE. I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE GRANTED EYES, NOT THE LITERAL RETARD ROM.
Laurence was handsome and charismatic but he was, let's face it, an idiot. He didn't even fear the old blood I mean come on that's the most casual fucking mistake.
>not having cuddly sleepovers with your nightmare bound scholars chatting feverishly into the night
You sound like an Oedon follower
>>6013493
>cuddly sleepovers with your nightmare bound scholars
THEY ARE SKELETONS.
THEY ARE LITERALLY ALL SKELETONS WEARING ANTENNA HATS WHOSE BRAINS EXPLODED IN BLOOD AND COALESCED AS A DEFORMED, IMMOBILE, FRENZYING GREAT ONE.
GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER MICOLASH.
By the way, Old Blood is THE ONLY path to ascension and anyone who says otherwise is a weak-willed PEASANT. Also, menstrual blood is a medium of the highest quality and don't you say shit about Oedon you fkcn casul i'l rek u m8
>>6013286
>trick you into killing other ancient sea gods for shits n giggles
> implying I ever needed to be tricked into killing babboo gods
> implying I don't do it just for the sport
> implying their third umbilical chords aren't delicious
git gud scrub I'm gonna rek u and turn into a qt squid
>>6014218
[emptiness intensifies]
>>6013220
Why though?
>>6013281
>If two 5'2 men got together, would it look more weird than if they dated someone 3-4 inches taller than them? Like a midget couple?
Yes, it could be weird, I preferred taller guys so I dont think finding a bf would be that hard, although im not looking for one cause of recent ex ;~;
>>6014360
What's so adorable about it?
Sometimes I'd get called angry midget if I'm furious at something
>>6014360
I think there are at least three Bloodborne players in this. I was one of them
>>6014456
>>6014360
A hunter is never alone.
>>6012814
who is that spunk hunk
today i missed my max lift after finishing a programme and now im grumpy and sad.
Im blaming it on trying to max out by myself and trying after work where I hadn't eaten much.
>>6014431
> What's so adorable about it?
I don't know. I just it endearing, and that's evidenced proven by your ";~;"
I just want to hold you and cuddle you anon.
>>6012814
sq 245 parallel
bp 185
dl 265
ohp 115
>>6011609
forgot the zee maps and tinychat link you dolt
https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1904853
www.tinychat com/mascgen
>>6012921
>don't deadlift
Jesus Christ, amateurs.
>meet a big burly looking guy
>he turns out to be the most flamboyant homo i've ever met
deceived again
this common for anyone else?
>>6011609
As a proud trans-ethnic, interfat, quadrosexual bull dykette pre-op womynotaur, I find your white male presence on this board problematic. Check your priviledge cis scum.
>>6016011
Have fun with your fucked up spine in 20 years
>>6016011
Deadlifts are a meme.
>>6016531
if you don't lift like a retard, your spine will be fine
>>6016588
Nah. Pretty easy to get an injury, and it's not optimal for size gains.
>>6011609
5'4" lurking twink here
Ideally a strong beefy guy my height or a little taller, I don't like feeling like a little kid desu
>>6016809
Does anyone else hate how furfags have co-opted the bara label?
>>6016844
It's a pretty well-known fact. Why so defensive?
I have massive yellow fever but like 90% of all asian gays here are of the "fuck me daddy" fuccboi kind and the rest have no confidence because of le tiny dick meme, thus don't want to work out or even try to look good. This shit sucks.
don't tell jupp: >>6017359
>>6017254
mike flanagan is that you?
>>6017187
>tfw half asian bf
>looks 100% asian
>tfw he doesn't have a tiny dick thanks to genetics
:)
>>6017923
>doesn't have a tiny dick
how big?
>>6017375
No one cares, fuck off.
>>6017901
it's gatch's ex-bf, some ginger twink on /gaygen/, gatch cheated on him
>>6018358
>tripfag drama belongs in gaygen
This is mascgen, rightfully fuck off with your dumb shit.
I hate being torn between two worlds of like people that really have nothing going on with their lives like from back home and insanely intelligent and successful people that just trigger my inferiority complex. Like I can't feel good about myself for having a great job, great friends, living in a great place, because I know other people that are getting better jobs, other people in nicer buildings, other guys in great relationships
Like I'm doing pretty good but I can't get over feeling guilty that I didn't work harder than I could have
>>6018608
>materialism
>>6018608
That's a pretty normal feeling, actually.
Feeling that we "haven't quite gotten there yet" is usually what keeps us going.
If all your goals were met, you'd have nowhere to go.
>>6018608
You're basing your evaluation of your self worth on the things you have. Coincidentally, its also what holds you back
>>6018636
Yeah honestly I really shouldn't determine my self worth based on how much money I make but being raised in a capitalist society makes me do that
>>6018659
Yeah. That doesn't mean I don't ever experience moments of content. It's just super annoying how much anxiety I get when I'm reminded that there are people I know that are doing "better"
>>6018671
>stuff is just that, stuff
Whether you're religious or not it stands true that you can't take your stuff with you when you die.
Please stop being women and hating manlets. There's nothing wrong with short men. They're hot
>>6018608
Stop being a materialistic faggot, my boyfriend was just like you and I had to beat it out of him because he was going to kill himself from stress trying to impress all his faggot friends by working 3 jobs just to afford some shitty condo at the beach
>>6018703
I think most of us here love short guys
>>6018703
I guess some of the comments towards manlets are result of the intersection with /fit/. But a reasonable number of users here have said they like short guys. And I don't really care about height.
But then I am a manlet myself.
>>6015063
t-thanks? I'd guess....
I dont know how to react with that..
It's bad enough gay guys discriminate based on pretty much everything, but now height too? God we're all going to die alone. Good luck searching for you gay 6'4" adonis with 6 pack abs and a thick 9 inch dick and perfect hair and 6 figure job and perfect whatever else you want. Statistics is not on your side
>>6018827
Maybe you are just ugly.
>>6018827
You forgot that he must be a virgin who never had any hook up while still be amazing in bed and willing to explore your every kink.
>>6018827
>>6018859
Maybe your soul is ugly
>>6018823
Just come here so I can hold you and tell you how cute you are anon, then I'll stroke your handsome face and run my fingers through your hair before grabbing your hand and taking you somewhere nice.
Brazilian anon, make yourself known
>>6021398
Hey. Anon from Natal here.
Why aren't gyms exclusively male and nude? It was in Greek and Roman times. They need to bring this back.
>>6023201
>tfw no chubby out of shape bf to take to the naked gym
>tfw he's all embarrassed and scared of having to be naked
>>6023201
Because women are way too "gibsmedat" litigious.
>>6019158
aw... *hugs*
>>6011609
>this entire thread
K E K
But hey, to each his own you bara manlets, 6'5" master race fucking a 5'2" femboy will remain the ideal if you ask me.
>>6023201
Anon, those places kinda exist. They're called gay gyms.
http://www.sweatboxsoho.com/
Usually the naked bit is in an attatched "sauna" just because naked people on exercise machines is kinda unhygenic
>>6023409
>Gay Sauna and Gym
>Cover page has two twinks who've never seen a gym in their life on it.
Men are stupid pigs.
>>6023416
Sweatbox is a chain of gyms in London, there's quite a few of them and you get loads of swole guys there. They probably just put twinks on the front page to try and increase their market share by seeming welcoming to cardio bunnies.
>>6023260
that's the dream
Bloodborne bros, anyone playing Dark Souls III? I just started playing and I'm liking it.
>>6023969
Yeah I got to the Great Swamp area and it's basically the new Darkroot Garden in that the instant you step into the water you will be invaded
>>6023403
>6'5 never-gainz lanklet
>likes femboys who are inferior in every way to actual women and masc men
Are you trying to be this mediocre or you actually believe what you write?
>'mathc' gays
does the sight of a hairy 6'4 man's butt hole really turn you on?
I mean whatever you can like what you want but it just seems a bit strange
>>6024000
There's nothing better than a fit man's ass.
>>6024000
Big muscular hairy asses are the best thing in the whole wide world
>>6024000
Less strange than fucking 'men' who look like children.
>>6024000
yeah it does.
>>6024203
wew this is way too hairy and flabby 4 me
/mascgen/
I don't know if he ("Trickster") lurks this thread or whatever but basically I wanted to ask your opinion. It's unlikely to change my mindset but I'm intrigued nonetheless. In essence:
> lurk and occasionally post on /fit/
> consistently encounter a personality that matches mine
> I post picture of face on /fit/
> we label each other (him as 'Trickster', me as 'Naughty')
> exchange lengthy emails (usually takes about an hour or so for me to reply)
> get along really well
> been doing this for a few months (about December, I think)
> I'm in the UK, he's in Norway
> I'm 21, he's 24 (I think)
> I'm 6'1", he's 5'4" (I think)
> talk about travelling together
> never seen Trickster's face
> Trickster tells me today he's FtM
> Trickster isn't open about being trans and is only male in gender
Gender to me is masculinity/femininity.
Sex is biological (male/female).
In other words, Trickster is female but identifies as a male (and is masculine in behaviour).
Personally, I think if someone does the utmost to be the opposite sex, e.g. surgery and whatnot, then they deserve, from a legal perspective, the title of the opposite sex. But this is irrelevant.
What does /mascgen/ think?
Also, Trickster, if you're reading this, you need not be concerned.
Everyone blurt out a fetish or pairing you'd like to see more of.
>Muscle dom/Chubby sub
>>6024630
That's a cute story, anon.
> What does /mascgen/ think?
That's a vague question, so I'll just comment on what I find relevant.
So, about trans people, I'm pretty accepting, as it is to be expected. It also happens that I work with human rights, and when you study a field like this it's pretty impossible and unreasonable to be against trans rights.
Also, being trans does not stop you from being masculine. That has a lot to do with your attitude, so of course anyone can act manly, even cis women. And about a manly body, well, that's what hormones are for.
Now, about your relationship in particular, I would be worried if I were you about who Trickster really is. You say you never saw his face, and now he's told you he's FtM. What else don't you know? So I suggest that you talk with him about this, if this is bothering you. If he's afraid of telling you everything because he should have told you sooner, you can give him a chance to tell everything in a few days, as long as he tells you during this time, it's 100% ok no matter what he tells you.
I also suggest you ask for a picture of his face with a timestamp.
Good luck, anon.
>>6024856
I'm that macrophile fag that occasionally brings up my stories
>tfw you will never be swooped up into the powerful arms of a 20 foot bara husbando
>>6024856
This.
Also, more skellies fucking muscleboys. Doesn't matter who's dom/sub.
>>6024856
Beefy bears in scantily clad armor
>>6011609
>claims to be masc and gay
>isn't attracted to ftms
>>6021398
> Brazilian anon, make yourself known
So, what's up? I'm still waiting to know why you're calling me.
>>6025150
>this artist has only drawn two pics like this
>the rest is bad furry
Should be illegal.
>>6025305
Being attracted to feminine qualities doesn't make someone masculine. You're mistaking personal preference with redeeming qualities. It is quite possible to be masculine and find masculinity attractive, you don't have to be feminine to appeal to masculinity.
>>6023403
>takes pic without face
>thinks being 6'5 is all it takes
>>6025748
this
>>6023403
>6'5 curlbro
>shows arms
>never shows legs
>hugh jackman complex
>>6026360
Pssst
Get his contact info. That way you'll be able to keep in touch more easily.
>>6025305
I am tho
>tfw no ftm bf who is ok with vag sex
>tfw he rides your dick bb
>tfw he rests his head on your chest after and falls asleep
>>6024215
>>6026360
Things aren't exactly great, anão. My parents are divorcing now and I'm their main emotional support and I'm taking over a ton of responsibilities, and that's taking a big chunk of the little time I had left. My study and research time has been suffering a lot, and since things are already hard as they are I'll have to postpone my estágio.
But things are ok-ish. It won't be too long before the end of the semester, and I'll be able to take a good break and think things through. I'll be stepping down from my position as research admin for six months, too, and become a researcher like any other.
And how are you doing? How's your estágio? Have your classes started again?
[spoiler] We can talk on WhatsApp, Telegram or Skype, by the way, or whatever media you use. [/spoiler]
[spoiler] I know there aren't spoilers on /lgbt/ [/spoiler]
>>6023992
>>6025748
>>6025971
Blow me, manlets.
>>6027760
So you're a twink fucking a femboy, each to their own I guess. Not the ideal if you ask me.
>>6027760
You don't look good with that mustache stubble. Next time you expose yourself in a mongolian tapestry discussion board remember to shave, you disgusting normie.
>>6027760
>proof that lifting doesn't cure ugly and definitely doesn't give you a better personality.
>>6024856
Kindhearted guy/Me
>>6027760
ugly desu also nice earings faggot
>>6027760
tbqhfam if it wasn't for the accompanying statement, I would've thought better of you. Good job I'm 6'1" and don't care about cock.
>>6013198
cute manlets are the best tho
>>6027760
Judging by your face you'd be the one blowing me.
What exactly is the profile of mascgen's users? Are you masc or do you just like masc guys?
>>6011609
No ideal height, don't care. I am a 5'1 midget and I barely notice other people's height, even if they're my height or shorter.
>>6030874
To be considered a midget you need to be 4'10"
>>6012814
275 parallel squat
215 bench
315 dead
115 press x 6 I'm scared of press.
5'5" 157 during those, bulked to 165.
>Weakest manlet in thread reporting lmao
>>6030931
That's...three inches difference.
>>6031003
I've been rejected for less.
Hi guys
Been a while but I'm at a gay bar and my autism kicked in
Pretty sad desu
Might leave
>>6031036
Don't do what I did and have a drunk meltdown that culminates in picking fights, trying to throw yourself off a bridge and spending the night puking up whiskey and bar pizza in the ER.
>>6031036
If you're really /masc/gen, and it's a relatively lively club, just take your shirt off and smile a lot.
Or, y'know, go to the smoking area. People chat more in smoking areas, especially if you break the ice by asking for a light. "But I don't smoke" - I don't give a fuck. You can just go to the smoking area anyway
Protip: if you've been having a nice chat to someone and you're about to split up so he can go back to his friends, suggest getting shots first
>>6031093
Just another friday night.
>>6031111 >>6031093
Quads, desu
>>6031109
Well, everyone's in cliques and I'm in a smoking area but only the troll at the far end is smoking cigars. There's porn in the screen which is nice
I'm just gonna get drunk and see who gets predatory. Hopefully not the black guy that looks like he's poz and is coughing
>>6031109
Also, It's too early to be like that. Not even full yet.
Maybe if it fills. I'm at an okay beef-fat ratio. My tum won't hang
>tfw bf's beard is getting really big and bushy
>>6031185
>t-tfw no bf
>>6031187
What's stopping you from getting one?
>>6031238
Crippling autism
Cynicism
Gay fat, straight skinny
Red pills
Arrogant faux pas intellectualism
>>6031238
His epilepsy. He has a grand mal seizure any time he feels romantic
>>6031238
Not making eye contact at urinal lol
>>6031267
These lights are triggering acid flashbacks though
>>6031263
>>6031263
>arrogant faux pas intellectualism
What the fuck does that mean
A faux pas is when you fuck up in a social situation
Are you saying that you're arrogant about your intellectual prowess, and the way you show it off makes you embarrass yourself?
Because in that case I think what's more likely is that you're a pseudointellectual who makes faux pas by blundering towards what he thinks is refined or wise behaviour
Couple that with the cynicism and red pill and I can just see it
>Hey! What do you think of the club?
>Well, did you know that Cygnus olor, that is to say swans, mate for life? But the people here tonight are so beneath the animal kingdom in their salacious and lustful lasciviousness that my stomach is quite turned. Anyway, I'm going to have another fine whisky served neat because I have a refined palette that rejects the crudely, oversweet and saccharine cocktails guzzled by many of the knuckle draggers here tonight. Barman! A Jack Daniels on the rocks! Make haste and there may be a quarter tip in it for you!
>Be a fit, hairy guy
>Try out Grindr because why the fuck not
>Nobody shows interest, only interested in little twinky guys
>Fair enough
>Try out Scruff instead since it's geared towards bears
>Nothing but bears looking for little twinky guys
Welp I guess I'll just die alone then
>>6031315
You have to message people to get them to message you back. Maybe people are intimidated by your fit looks and don't message you first?
Or maybe you're really ugly to the extent that people wouldn't even paper bag you
>>6031300
>Well, did you know that Cygnus olor, that is to say swans, mate for life? But the people here tonight are so beneath the animal kingdom in their salacious and lustful lasciviousness that my stomach is quite turned. Anyway, I'm going to have another fine whisky served neat because I have a refined palette that rejects the crudely, oversweet and saccharine cocktails guzzled by many of the knuckle draggers here tonight. Barman! A Jack Daniels on the rocks! Make haste and there may be a quarter tip in it for you!
Holy shit.
>>6024017
>Those divots
W E W L A D
>>6031263
>red pill
>intellectualism
Pick one
Actually scratch that someone who feels the need to brag about how they're so much smarter than everyone to the point that they don't fit in usually lacks the self-awareness and intelligence that they're just pedantic assholes instead of "too smart for this world woe is me"
>>6031315
I'm a masc jock type, and I get 2 messages a minute. You're probably ugly or something.
>miss bara ex bf
>be seeing new guy who is pretty much the exact aesthetic i look for in a guy
>be in that weird gray area between seeing each other and actually dating
>weve both been working 60+ hours a week
>haven't seen him in like a week and a half
>won't get to see him for at least another 3-4 days
>worried that my window of opportunity is closing
>cant do anything about it cuz lol always working
Come on universe i need you help me out a little
>>6032116
Sorry forgot to contribute
>>6032116
>pretty much the exact aesthetic i look for in a guy
how's his personality?
>on grindr
>mtf 100 surgery trans sends dick pic
>description says top
wtf
>>6032223
His mother is probably terrifying.
>>6032126
Good so far. We get along really well. He make me laugh
>>6031269
Underrated.
>>6031238
Nothing, I could date loads of guys if I wanted but the vast majority that I find that do want the same as me - a monogamous, committed relationship - are all, one way or another, mentally unstable. I think I'll be content living in solitude forever.
>>6031315
Go on Growlr.
It's full of bears/cubs/chubs looking for the same.
>>6034056
At least you're honest
>Drunken phonecall from ex telling me he's lonely
>Followed by dick pic
Why
>>6036815
>got ex's D picts
>not showing ex's dick
anon, I hate you
>>6036815
You know it's a booty call
>tfw no bara gamer bear bf
>>6037068
And once you have it will feel like you hit jackpot.
>>6037214
so when are you and jupp going to get this beefy?
when are you going to start streaming that vidya?
>>6037228
It will be years til we're that beefy and we don't plan on streaming vidya. Sounds like a cool idea though.
>>6037265
>years till we're that beefy
>yesterday you said tomorrow
just go with your husbear when he goes to the gym
>>6037283
I'm a patient man, anon. This will take time.
>>6037294
Do it for samurbi
>>6037338
>>6037265
>don't plan on streaming vidya
why not? it could be good idea if ya ask me
> guy on grindr says hes 5'6"
> has a picture of him wearing shorts that go down to his shins
can i get a masc bf as a femboi? ;_;
>>6038133
'no'
>>6038353
Tell him then
>>6038353
But swede's bf has a small peen, is an actual pedo, and his upper body is mostly fat.
>>6038196
why not? ;-;
>>6038875
masc guys don't like fem guys
only "straight" guys like fems
>>6038828
Pics?
>>6038992
where do i find one of those 'straight' guys then
>>6038992
can confirm
>>6037068
>skipping leg day every day
>>6038828
>gaygen tripfag drama
This is mascgen. Obey the fucking rules.
>>6039832
suck my clit
>>6039801
> 105kg squats and 140kg leg press
> finally getting butt gains
> tfw getting mires and friends commenting on my ass
> tfw getting groped and swolested by my female friends
still no bf though
>go to google
>type without thinking
>"I want to die"
Isn't Freud cool :^)
>>6040708
>texting with the guy I'm dating
>accidentally type "I don't like you"
wtf brain
good thing I realized it before hitting send
>>6040725
Yeah but is your subconscious right?
I do want to die. I've known for a while.
Do you not like your boyfriend?
>>6027759
Damn, sorry about your parents. No idea what that must be like. Are you an only child? My parents went through some rough patches in their relationship, and I thought they were going to divorce at one point, but thankfully they worked it out. I hope things get better for you and your parents soon.
I've been doing pretty horrible, to be honest. My classes started last week and I already have an oral exam tomorrow.
We have mandatory internship this year (Thanks, MEC). Basically, we have to go to a legal practice center a few times a week, offer legal assistance to tons of people and deal with countless lawsuits with little help from our professors. It's a pain in the ass, because most 4th-year law students already have an internship to deal with + have to start working on their TCC and study for exams, concursos and/or OAB. Anyway, my uni's legal practice center is 15km away from where I intern (JF) and kinda far from my uni, so lately I've been running around the city like a deranged person, trying to be on time for everything. To make things better, at JF, there have been countless hearings lately. I have to help the judges with them, write a bunch of reports on legal cases and work on sentences. I've been leaving the place every day at 7:30pm, which is completely ridiculous. I have no idea how I'll be able to keep up with my studies.
Sorry it took me so long to reply, by the way. My sister came to visit me this weekend.
Do you have kik?
Goddamn Gwyndolin sure got the short end of the stick among Gwyn's children
>>6040802
I like him a lot. He's not my bf though, we've just been dating for two weeks.
>>6041188
shut up you piece of shit casul gwyndolin lived a most glorious life
> son of bara daddy gwyn
> become qt trap because moon and shit
> darkmoon servants to please you
> go to vore fetish party to satisfy your inner degeneracy
> devoured by aldrich the cum guzzler, tentacle blob monster extraordinaire
> aldrich is love, aldrich is life
> become one with the blob
there was literally not a single bad moment in her life
>>6042642
Playing minecraft on my day off.
Sup mascgen how are you lil beefy scoundrels doing?
>>6042645
Forgot pic. Sounds nice.
>>6042590
> darkmoon servants to please you
oh gosh i wish i had darkmoon servants to please me
>>6042650
sp got me the biomes o plenty and other plant/tree mods. i wub ma plants, even vidyas.
>>6042650
Recovering from my last two training days while studying and shitposting.
It's also rainy and cold, so I'm pretty comfy today famiglia
>>6042651
> tfw never will have an organization of people so desperate for your approval that they are willing to die fighting for your cause
> tfw will never have the Chosen Undead to satisfy my lust
> tfw will never be consumed by Saint Aldrich after the Chosen Undead is consumed by the flames
>>6042687
bad feels, except the last part
vore isn't my thing so being absorbed by someone or something and have my consciousness stripped away from me would suck tbqh
>>6041118
That's rough. Seems like these last few months haven't been easy for anyone at all. I just want this semester to end so I have some time to stop and think about what's going on in my life.
And yes, I do have a kik, I'm warmonger77
Working >>>>> Uni
>>6042655
Never got into mine craft, but my uni chums were into it. How is the biomes thing?
>>6042687
What did you workout?
>>6044429
This.
>>6046257
On saturday I had a great chest and arms session, so that in and of itself left me pretty tired. And yesterday I decided to follow my physical therapist's suggestion and had a light workout in which I just trained abs. That shouldn't be so bad, but I've been neglecting them for some time.
I don't really care about having a six pack, but having strong abs is supposedly necessary for the kind of stuff I intend to do (walking 800+km in under two months on irregular terrain).
>>6046257
I can make sushi rolls with the rice and kelp. Plus there's bamboo, fir trees, and tons of veggies to make a garden. Bretty fun stuffs.
Ok, let's talk about degeneracy.
Has anyone tried pic related? Do you guys know any secret to produce better, more plentiful, more mathc4mathc cummies?
> tfw no cumguzzler bf to ingest all your cummies
>>6038530
Tell who what?
>>6046568
more cummies is actually awful
never aim for more cummies, instead aim for better tasting cummies
no cumguzzler loves drowning 2bh
>>6047157
only good cumguzzlers love drowning. shit tier ones don't choke
>>6046568
Works, but the probably changed the first one cause it can cause reemergence of cold sores if you are already infected.
>>6047220
what
>>6024856
This is so rare. I don't think I even have any fap material of this. If anyone has any please link me
>>6038133
can i get a femboi as a masc?
>>6046257
Aww dats cute venbottom-chan
>>6047157
Ok, so how do I achieve the best tasting cummies? I know that hydration plays an important role in it, and there's the internet broscience that eating citric fruits and pineapple makes it sweeter while asparagus, broccoli, garlic, etc. makes it sour.
What else should I pay attention to?
>>6047220
On my experience, guys love it when I cum a lot, even if they don't swallow. Just seeing it makes some people satisfied.
>>6048368
if you are really masc i would let you obliterate my bussy
>>6038133
>>6048368
>>6049460
wuh.... what..?
>>6049284
>guys love to see me cum a lot
Yes!! Ive met several guys like this. My ex used to get me off just to see my load and then leave with no recip at all. I don't fully understand it but not complaining
>>6018770
>I wanna stick my finger in his bellybutton
Is there something wrong with me /mascgen/? Or is this totally normal?
>>6046568
Does anyone know if I do this, I'll be able to cum anally?
>>6011609
I'm ~5'6 & twinkish. Ideal height for a partner would be around 6". Preferably above 6". Something about the contrast that just does it for me. It's really a turn off for me to be with another shorter guy, even if he's a bit taller than I am.
>>6011609
I'm 6'3", and I prefer 5'5" to 6'2". What can I say, I feel like being taller no matter what.
I hate how much of height whores gay people are.
>>6011609
I'm 6 foot and my ideal would be the same height or taller but honestly height is not a dealbreaker for me unless it's something ridiculous like below 5 foot
mascgen, how do you feel about saving virginity for somebody special?
or do you hate the fact that they're inexperienced or useless in bed and you need to teach them?
>>6052554
I kinda saved my virginity for someone special, because I lost it with my first boyfriend and I was young and sort of scared of sex, so we didn't have any until we were sure we wanted to be together. But I don't think it should be a big deal.
Teaching someone unexperienced isn't really bad at all for me. It's not like it takes months to learn to have sex or anything like that. Usually, after a couple of times at most you get the hang of it, especially if you have good communication with your partner and learn what he likes and how he enjoys it.
Is this too beefy for you mascgen?
>>6054309
This beefiness is quite adequate, anon. would fug/10
>>6052554
I lost my virginity in a mediocre hook up, but I don't regret it. Yeah, losing it to someone special would have been better, but it became apparent to me that my inexperience was hindering me in using the opportunities that came up. So, after losing it, I also lost a lot of my autist points and that was pretty great. Since then things have gotten better.
Slowly making dem gains.
>>6054582
How about dem calves and quads, bruh?
>>6054582
> swole
> beard
> pop culture tank top
Adequately swole/10. Certified for masc
>>6054590
They're too small for my liking.
The significant otter teases me about them.
>>6054604
nothing more manly than a nice beefy hairy set of man legs, especially the calves
>>6054604
Dat ass tho
>>6054620
We all look forward to it brohiem.
Do all of you guys focus on getting a thoroughly masculine (and ridiculously sexy) body or are there any guys here who just act masculine with average builds?
It seems like a lot of you guys work out to extreme levels, do you all go for that really muscular look in the end?
>>6054582
hnng
>>6054647
Masc without being fit sounds so provincial and boring. I'm sure some guys here meet that description and probably disagree with me. I live in a city and 90% of gay guys are fit. There's a strong sense of competitiveness even if you're not looking to date. I like the challenge, and it keeps me motivated. Although, I've always liked lifting and sports.
is it worth starting med school age 26?
>>6056168
You must live in California or east coast because in the midwest most guys here are bears, daddies, or jocks and there really isn't much competition and not everyone's body is godly looking. Gays here range from fat to average looking to beefy burly guys. There really isn't much pressure to be ripped or super hot. Most of the super hot guys here are straight and married to a fat ugly bitch.
