I'd make it look at my waifu edition, but every edition is look at my waifu edition.
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>>5402987
Your waifu is shit and you should feel bad.
>>5403007
>saying things about my waifu that are obviously not true
>>5403007
honestly that waifu is A V E R A G E af and that's what bugs me most
like damn be on a girl but at least let it be an interesting one
dullfu
>>5403023
>not thinking Bobbi Morse is interesting af
Nigga she's a ninja biology PhD.
What's it like to have shit taste?
I wish I had a waifu. But the girls I instantly fall in love with are nameless girls showing up in one image and being perfection to kill my heart.
>>5403053
Doesn't have to be instant, anon.
Keep nurturing your inner autist and you, too, can have a wonderful waifu for other people to call shit.
>>5403070
Your waifu is especially shit, though. She's not even canonical and her face is uneven. Step it up, christ.
>>5402987
>3d waifu
Pretty disgusting desu senpai
>>5403023
>be gay
>talking to this gay dude
>tell him im watching oitnb
>he's never seen it
>tell him its a good show, he might like it cause he likes drama and comedy
>also mention lesbian sex
>gets grossed out
>realized he's gay af
It ended before it even started.
That said, Piper is worst waifu.
>>5403111
> Elsa
Why can't I stop thinking about her? It's been years dammit...
>>5403098
>not even canonical
u wot m8?
You wanna have a debate about Marvel canon? Cuz I am always, always ready to have a debate about Marvel canon.
>>5403111
>being interested in 2D
Pure degeneracy tbqh f-am
>>5403042
She does look boring as hell. Like I get it's your fav show but she's not attractive enough to be on her pussy this hard.
>>5403125
I enjoy how bad piper is. I've met white girls on that shitty level. I enjoy that she's a shitty person. Feels realistic.
Also happy #1 dyke got herself the asian gf. Hope there's more aggressive prison dykes in next season.
>>5403149
Speaking from a purely visual perspective, I'd agree, she's just sort of generically attractive. But it's a personality thing. Y'all don't get into people for their personalities?
Get on my waifu level tbqh.
>>5403172
I absolutely could not get into this show and I'm not sure why.
>>5403111
>not waifuing 3D
They will always keep producing more content, dummy. And there's the slim, fevered dream of finding out what they taste like.
>>5403134
Oh let's throw down, lady. Let's get all super nerdy, name the universes by their numbers and shit.
>>5403172
Still on the 2nd season senpai so don't spoil anything. Just saw Piper is getting transferred.. Vee is a hard cold bitch, yo.
But yeah I get that she's a shitty person. I didn't think white girls would be like that. I also don't buy that Alex is any better either. Now that I think about it, I wouldn't waifu either of them. That black girl in your pic though? YAAAAASSSSSSS
>>5403226
Third season is absolute garbage compared to second. If you haven't started it yet, I'd say to not look at all. Stay in that warm glow of season 2.
>>5403178
I get into girls for personality but if she doesn't have a cute face too it's just not waifu material. Friendfu maybe.
At the very least a waifu should have a unique face. Like maybe it's kinda weird but in a cute way. Your girls face/look is just damn boring as hell. Like I wasn't even sure it was the same chick as last time till I noticed your sperging out on her was the same so it must be the same girl.
Also if we're getting more and more into comics. Fight me she's bestfu of all. You marvel bitches are late with your tumblrtier trash.
>>5403240
>Renee
Man, I really loved her and Kate together. Can this be lesbian /co/uples edition?
Ultimate waifu chart coming through.
>>5403218
Well, Earth-199999 tends to be pretty far off from Earth-616 in general, but Bobbi Morse is closer to her 616 counterpart than most everyone else. Granted, she hasn't got her serum and she's just rocking normal human ninja strength, but for an MCU character she's pretty fuckin' close to 616 canon.
They couldn't put her with Barton because they fucked him right the fuck up, but they even gave her a Budget Barton to work with.
Why do you think otherwise?
>>5403240
>I get into girls for personality but if she doesn't have a cute face too it's just not waifu material. Friendfu maybe.
I'm curious, actually, does this extend to in-person attraction to real human beans too? Cuz I think you and I might just have very different mechanisms for attraction. If I think a girl's personality is hot she could literally have some two-face disfigurement shit going on and I would still think she's hot.
I think her face is hot because her personality's hot, nawmeen?
Also
>DC fag
Literally Hitler.
>>5403239
I like 3rd. It's not the strongest but I don't think it's that garbage. No larry for one gives it enough.
>>5403226
I forgot how satisfyingly horrible vee was.
I just like shitty horrible characters in things. Makes them comeuppances some satisfying shit. And everyone on the show are various levels of shitty with some base level comeuppance already happening to them.
>>5403289
>I'm curious, actually, does this extend to in-person attraction to real human beans too? Cuz I think you and I might just have very different mechanisms for attraction. If I think a girl's personality is hot she could literally have some two-face disfigurement shit going on and I would still think she's hot.
Well I do have a personality type and it gives some leeway. Like a 7/10 girl becomes 10/10 if she's got that. But if she's just not physically attractive to me it doesn't matter if she has my fav personality and can sing like a goddess or whatever, I'm just not into it. I'll love to be friends, I'll admire her, but it won't be sexual.
I think I've got a pretty varied breadth of what kinda girl I find attractive. There's no race I'm against. I tend to go for petite but I've gone for big girls. Any hair length styled can work for me. Just a good face is the most important thing.
Anyway your tastes are shitty tumblr casual shit. Have fun with that. Idk why you're on 4chan but enjoy calling marvel progressive for finally getting on lgbts dick after lgbt was finally widely acceptable.
>>5403346
That's super interesting. Thanks for explaining it. It's kinda funny how different people can be in that regard, huh?
>Idk why you're on 4chan but enjoy calling marvel progressive for finally getting on lgbts dick after lgbt was finally widely acceptable.
lmao I don't give a shit if Marvel is progressive. I'd rather they (and everyone else who writes shit) actually make good stories and worry about politics sometime around fucking never.
Hey you introduce your girlfriend as your girlfriend right?
A friend and I were arguing over this. He says I have to say partner but I never liked that bs. It seemed like some pseudo closet way to keep shit gender neutral. But since gays are the only ones that say partner like that everyone already knows your gay when you say it. Might as well say girlfriend.
But he said girlfriend was too vague cause straight girls use it like girl who is a friend.
Idk I still use girlfriend but I don't have many lesbian friends irl so I wanna know how you use it.
Enjoy this gif
>>5403380
I definitely say girlfriend. I might say something autistic like "special lady friend" or whatever because I cannot stay serious or dignified for five fucking seconds in person.
I've known straight people to use partner too, though, so I wouldn't be too worried about it. Might also say SO or something.
>But he said girlfriend was too vague cause straight girls use it like girl who is a friend.
They use it wrong.
Also holy shit that gif. Bestill my clitoris. Do I need to see this movie?
>>5399504
Hey gurl, just posting to tell you I figured that shit out. I installed the NPAPI instead of PPAPI like a doof. ilu tho
>>5403111
Truly, the queen of lesgen.
>>5403395
Yup, that was gonna be my next suggestion. Adobe site gives you the wrong one by default because just fuck it all I guess.
Glad you got it figured out.
>>5403371
welp good luck with that since marvel ain't putting a title out lately lasting past 10 issues. they're gonna keep going for that #1 casual movie money and that doesn't need good writing since moviefags can't read
But yeah sexual interest is different for everyone. I think I'm a little more physical than most lesbians but idk I don't have enough lesbian friends to make that kinda general statement. I just know I disagree with a lot of things on the physical level than most other lesbians I've met. I've been accused of being shallow, flirt more heavy handed, actually like a lot lesbian porn. A lot of lesbians tell me they need a story build up to get into porn and while I enjoy a story too I can just get off on some direct fucking sex happening.
Oh and I weirdly cannot get that straight girl friend falling in love stuff. I can get a slight crush but once I'm good friends with a girl that's it I can't see her sexual. It's like boom she's in sistermode and even a kinda kiss just feels too weird. I've lived that lesbian dream where my hot straight friend wanted to fuck and even wanted a relationship but it was just like ugh nah we've been friends for years it's weird now.
Star Wars.
There's a cute as fuck x-wing pilot and I might have a crush despite her having like 30 seconds screen time total
>>5403393
Jennifers Body is a p good shitty horror movie imo. I'm surprised you never saw it. I remember seeing it on my first date ever and it was really awkward cause I was still kinda a closetbaby and she was out and I wasn't sure what to do with how horny that scene made me.
And I recommend it all the time: Watch 5ive Girls. It's horribly great and has ron perlman and lesbians and catholic uniforms for no good reason.
>>5403380
>tfw speaker of "girlfriend is romantic only" masterlanguage
>>5403346
>I think I've got a pretty varied breadth of what kinda girl I find attractive.
Blog post coming in.
>be out with crush who doesn't really know about that yet, and other friend
>we talk about physical attraction; they know I find both of them attractive
>crush looks at other girl and says "You don't have a fixed type though, do you?", since they don't share any similar physical attributes
>tfw too pussy to tell her that I only find the other girl good-looking but am head over heels for her, and it's therefore hard to compare the two
>>5403424
>But yeah sexual interest is different for everyone. I think I'm a little more physical than most lesbians but idk I don't have enough lesbian friends to make that kinda general statement. I just know I disagree with a lot of things on the physical level than most other lesbians I've met. I've been accused of being shallow, flirt more heavy handed, actually like a lot lesbian porn.
Elaborate?
Is there any way of realistically becoming less autistic?
I feel if I could fix that I could get a gf instead of just having an endless supply of spaghetti in my pockets.
>>5403451
that just hurts me more
>introduce gf as mi novia
>get corrected that she's mi mejor amiga
>I know what I said tia don't do this
>>5402650
Whoa, good luck. How are you going to sort them? Pairing → circle? I sort by circle but most of my stuff is original, so that only makes sense.
>>5403486
Hmm well some friends accuse me of being shallow, especially for a lesbian. Cause a lot of girls fall more for personality but I will go for a girl just cause she's cute. And I do flirt heavy. Even when I hear girls on lesgen talk about flirting I know I'm way more forward. Part of it is experience telling me I need to make my intents known but really I just like touching a girl I like.
And a lot of lesbians complain lesbian porn isn't sexy. Cause of ya know heels and long nails and faking it but main complaint is that it's too cold, there's no story build up. That's why girls in general are more into lit porn that writes out a porn scene with feelings more than visual stuff. But I like visual porn. Idgaf about story. I don't care that they're gay4pay or faking if it looks hot I find it hot.
Then I also feel a little more sexual than most lesbians. Or at least every girl I was with it feels like I'm the more horny one on average. I just wanna come at least every night. Helps me sleep. And if you're in my bed why shouldn't you help with that if I help back?
>>5402650
When are you gonna re-open your site again?
>>5403453
I know that feel anon
>find a girl attractive and girl thinks you must be in superlesbilove with her just cause of that
>be in love with another girl but she thinks you just think she's attractive in that casual lesbian way
my heart
>>5403543
Pls date me.
>>5403424
>actually like a lot lesbian porn.
The kind made for guys?
I can get off to real lesbian porn that's made for actual lesbians, but that fake shit with the press-on nails is just gross to me. I generally prefer ones with story anyway, though.
>>5403445
I like shitty horror movies. Thanks for the rec, anon.
>>5403489
We talking real autism or 4chan autism?
Me and lezbro have a thing where we kind of use each other for sex.
I eat her cunt for hours on end and I can fuck her as hard and deep and long as I want doggystyle while she watches strap on lesbian porn.
I swear to god, for a bulldyke she has the most perfect fucking body. Soft full tits a round perfect ass and the way she grips my dick when I'm able to wedgemyself into her warm tight slit feels like love. She's the best sex I've ever had and I've made her cum multtiple times. She even gets off on some rape play and the whole "Call me daddy you little dyke" thing.
I can even spend all day tasting her pussy.
She scrunches her face and does this little squeak If I keep going after she cums.
Nigga, that shit is straight mother fucking kawaii.
My question is.
How do I tell her I love her and make her leave her girlfriend? Or keep this going and make it a bit more intimate. You know missionary tender love making sex and sleeping together when it gets cold kind of stuff. I mean, she's all I wanted in a fuck buddy and a bro, but a man can't live on epic sex and friendship alone. God I wish I could.
What do?
>>5403561
4chan autism, aka lack of social skills
>>5403649
Take your shitty fanfiction somewhere else, straight boy.
>>5403561
>The kind made for guys?
I guess?
I never got what exactly made a lesbian porn made for guys only. Unless some dude just busts in mid scene and goes dick crazy. Which does happen sometimes and kinda sucks.
But like besides long nails I kinda like a lot of stupid stereotypical porns. Like an asian massage parlor that turns into massaging pussy for no good reason. Or these sorority girls gotta eat pussy to get into the sorority. Those are made mainly for dudes by dudes. I still like them. I know it's fake. I know no catholic girls are fucking in a confessions booth like that. Idc.
Really the main draw back besides long nails is how much ass eating goes on. Like sure there's some lesbians into anal but I know it's not that damn much.
>>5403551
k get in my state anonymouse loser
tried to find a gif for my explanation but they were all too lewd for this damn blue board.
>>5403674
>Really the main draw back besides long nails is how much ass eating goes on. Like sure there's some lesbians into anal but I know it's not that damn much.
Ugh. This is my anti-fetish.
I was reading this porn and I was super into it and then SURPRISE ANAL. Just why. Why would you ever. The second this happens in any porn its like my vagina just clamps fucking shut and retreats into my body.
>>5403720
Not unless you're a man.
>>5403693
Yeaah I just fast forward ass shit or look for strictly pussy eating. It's worse than constant scissoring. Cause at least scissoring is some kinda fun foreplay. I mean there's some good ones but mostly nah.
I get liking looking at ass. It looks good. The cheeks and all.I sure like butts. But I don't get the obsession with fucking the asshole. It's not especially more pleasure than vaginal if any pleasure at all. I can barely feel anything extra when done right and done wrong it hurts and is annoying. And so much damn prep work.
Fuck that. Good god gave me pussy for a reason.
>>5403745
if i'm a man why do i have to go through periods
>>5403765
You're a very unfortunate man.
>>5403693
Its difficult to find a fellow gay who would try anal. I find the idea of being inside her ass as arousing as being inside her vagina. The thought of being inside her at all is arousing. It's just that anal usually goes hand in hand with a power play kinda thing. Making her do what she usually wouldn't, that thrill of taking a bit of her innocence away, and making her give in to enjoy being with you despite all the misgivings. That's a turn on for some people. It is for me because I like being on top.
>>5402987
>no fighting edition
Not possible
>>5403787
Why is making someone do something they don't want to do a turn on?
Y'all creepy.
>>5403811
sounds more like a straight guy fantasizing if anything tbqhon familia
>>5403833
idk I dated a girl like that once
sucked. she was terrible in general tho along w fucking but she had this thing about she had this thing about getting me to do shit I didn't wanna do. It's an ego thing. Dudes just have more ego is all.
Wouldn't be surprised if she turned out to be ftm now. Fuck if I'm keeping up with her psycho ass either way.
>>5403833
Yeah, I was thinking the same. That's a very straight-guy flavor of creepiness.
But where's the porn though
What happened to all the interesting posters? The last few threads have been flooded with such dudebro content.
>>5404112
Who are the interesting posters?
>>5404138
I would like to also know this
>>5404138
Don't know, just observing that the distribution of writing styles and content has been less to my liking.
>>5403811
>>5403847
>>5403833
>>5403845
>there are really girls this boring
Fucking hell.
>>5404187
>there are really sad men trying to catfish lesbians on 4chan
Fucking hell.
>>5404195
You're only proving that anon's point by using the shitty go-to lesgen comeback. I'm sure you're doing it ironically" right?
>>5404195
Catfish how? You seem more like the one pretending here, with all your finger pointing and paranoia. Typical autistic man behavior if you ask me. I didn't ask for people to share their experiences or stories, I just tried to give my 2 cents on why someone might like having sex a certain way. Slow your roll there retard.
>>5404178
Yeah, I feel the same. Not even Kek is around.
>>5404262
Kek wasn't interesting.
>when you come so hard your legs go numb
>twice in a row
I'm so glad I realized I'm a lesbian, guys.
>>5404281
This
You know ever sense gg died it has been really slow. I guess this was a place to go fight and talk shit for day's... I miss'em can't say i don't because i really do. Shouldn't have hopped out when i did. There would have been so much epic bull shit content to read
>>5404288
Welcome to the fold
>>5403380
I'm glad I am from a country where what you call your lover is gender neutral so there is no doubt when I refer to my girlfriend in that manner that we are together.
>>5404112
Interesting how? Like, storytelling? I think 60% of the lesgen stories came from one girl. She admitted that she just spams tfwnogf stories. She also talked a thousand words a minute. Maybe she finally found a gf.
>>5404262
Really?
>>5404157
piss off, namefag
>>5403125
Tasty and Washington are the best girls
>>5403226
Vauce is as bad as Chapman. they're both equally terrible
>>5403346
I kinda feel like this right now.
There's this girl Who is perfect in terms of personality, behaviour, everything.
Like couldn't ask for a better match.
But I'm just not attracted.
Feels really fucking shallow since we'd be a great match.
Kinda eating at me
What does lesgen think about age differences? I accidentally posted in the last thread after it died about it, but I'm in the midst of getting into a relationship with someone 8 years my senior, while I'm just barely legal. I feel a little conflicted, like it should bother me/us more than it does.
Thoughts?
>>5405184
Me and my ex had a 6.5 year difference.
Made no difference to us, though she used to tease me about being a 'cradle snatcher'
In my defence when we met i thought she was 22 and just out of uni, not 18.
Honestly if you like her and she likes you, fuck it why not?
We don't run the risk of pregnancy or anything like that so 'being young' means a whole lot less.
Just have fun
>>5405184
I'm gay. I have mommy issues. Nothing gets me more than a woman some 10 years older.
>>5405233
I guess I never thought of it like that. I'm pretty inexperienced so anything outside of muh good girl sphere seems a bit alien. Thank you, anon.
>>5405316
All good, just go on and enjoy yourself
>>5404867
>Like, storytelling?
No.
The first part of your question is a trap. I provide criteria for what I consider interesting, someone points out that there are many posts which fit that criteria, I clarify criteria further, response is either misplaced irritation or another loop through the same cycle.
>>5405184
I'm in some sort of pre-dating situation with someone 9 years my junior.
Sometimes I worry she's too young or immature, even if I usually forget how young she is because she acts older, also I worry that since she's just starting college she'll want to live it up and experiment and do all kinds of stuff and I don't want to hold her back, you are only that age once and it's supposed to be fun and occasionally idiotic.
That's why we are not really dating formally. Maybe in the future once she gets it out of her system and matures a little more we can go all in but for now we are having uncompromising fun together. But I really do feel for her and if I have to wait however long it takes I'm more than willing to do so.
>>5404867
Still not even close to the real kek...
>>5405377
I kinda get what you're going for. I've noticed it's been more normie and less chinesegirl shitposting. But I prefer this to that. I never gave a fuck for much anime shit or autism. I accept it's a part of 4chan but whatever.
>>5405184
I've dated 10+ years older. It didn't work out for many reasons but mainly that older dykes just have different ways than the 20s of today. They're a lot stricter on the whole femme/butch top/bottom shit. And older gays in general went through a lot more shit than we do so they tend to be more bitter.
But in my case with her she was just a condescending manipulative cunt so maybe it'd be better for you.
>>5405413
I worry I'm the immature one, being in that situation, but apparently I get mistaken fairly often for being in my early 20s. It's weird, but I suppose I can't complain. I'm enjoying myself at least :x
>>5405184
It can work just fine if you're both cool about it. I briefly dated a woman 8 yrs my senior, she was late 30s and I was mid 20s. I would've kept dating her but she never stopped talking about how weird it felt to be with someone so young, which in turn made me feel weird. On the flip side, I fooled around with an 18yr old when I was 27, and I think we could've made a great couple if she hadn't moved away. Just be chill about it. If it weirds you out too much though, it's never gonna work.
>>5405184
I guess it blurs as you age, someone 20 being with someone 40 is always seen as more taboo than someone 60 being wiht someone 80.
Anyway, I have never been attracted to anyone that was much older or younger than myself, so I can't really relate. But I'd say go with your heart, but don't commit to something that has you making doubts about it in the first place.
>>5405496
>chinesegirl shitposting
No, my idea of interesting is not so narrow as that. I just enjoyed it more when I could come here and read conversation that's different from what I hear irl.
>>5405531
Hey, if she's decided she likes you and wants to date, then one would assume that she doesnt think you're immature.
I've been in your position as well as in her position - dated a 40 year old (with a 17 year old daughter) when I was 20, and dated an 18 year old when I was 25.
And yeah, from your position, I spent a lot of time initially worrying that I wasnt going to be interesting enough, or not worldly enough. Me and her daughter got on really well though, which was... kinda weird really.
Then from the other perspective, yeah; the reason I fell for her was because she didnt act at all like a teenager. If she was, she'd have been sexy still and I might've wanted to fuck her a couple of times, but Id never have wanted to take it to relationship tier.
So... eh. If she likes you anon, just roll with it.
>>5403245
If she thought you were weird or gross, she would have sat a lot farther away than directly in your eyesight and as close as possible. She wanted you badly, anon. You fucked up.
>>5405184
If you love her, don't worry about it.
>>5405233
>i thought she was 22 and just out of uni, not 18.
When I was 16, a 27 yo asked me out. Because of the job I was doing, my skills at it, and how mature I acted and dressed, she thought I was at least in my early 20s.
>>5405413
Some people mature more quickly. I was like that. I got most of my wildness out when I was in my early teens. By the time I was 16 I was getting more mature than most 20 somethings. It may have had some to do with already living on my own, having made some big mistakes, and supporting myself.
>>5405825
>Because of the job I was doing, my skills at it, and how mature I acted and dressed, she thought I was at least in my early 20s.
Yeah for me, it was because she was talking about giving a speech after her graduation ceremony.
With the way she talked about it, I assumed she meant university graduation.
Turned out she meant high school.
That was a weird realisation for me.
>>5405531
I don't really think of her as immature, if I did I'd just go find someone that was a better match. But she does have a couple of things that remind me occasionally she's younger, and mostly I worry because at that age people are going throw a lot and figuring stuff out and all that and may not be up for a serious relationship just yet.
Usually people think I'm at least 5 years younger, while they assume she's at least 5 older, so if you didn't know better you'd just guess we were roughly the same age.
When I first asked her out she had recently broken up with this other girl I know who's 25 so because of that, and her attitude, I thought she was older. She sometimes makes fun of the face I made when she told me how old she really is.
>>5405825
I sure hope she's like you and gets over some issues she's having quick so we can actually be a couple.
>>5406583
Fuck off.
It's time for cuteposting.
Why don't normal lesbians (read: not trans) don't ERP with cute anime girls? I personally wouldn't do it because it's too social but I don't mind seeing lewd posts of normal lesbians who avatarfag with ahegao-ing anime girls.
>>5407984
>Why don't normal lesbians (read: not trans) don't ERP with cute anime girls?
Because that's something that only fat straight guys do.
>>5407992
But it seems so fun, too bad it always gets gay as in dicks and boipussy and I feel grossed out.
>>5407984
Because yuri is the purest form of love and most cisbians are impure sluts.
>>5403346
This. I'm the same way anon.
>>5408046
Fuck off, tranny. You're all AGP straight men and don't truly understand the greatness of yuri, for you it's only a fetish that goes well with your other crossdressing fetish.
>>5407984
>>5408020
The funniest thing I ever read here was a long greentext going on about how straight guys turn gay. They erp as lesbians at each other, then message each other, ignore the dick, be romantic and sexual and friendly until they catch serious feelings, then meet up once and fuck and if it works they're just two straight dudes fucking sadly.
Which is hilarious beta levels. Like damn sometimes I think my life is horrible and that I'm embarrassing as hell. But at least I'm better than that shit.
>>5405184
>>Tfw 21 and look 16
>>Get told I'm pretty mature for my age and I've supported myself since I was 17 and moved out right before my last year in HS.
Id want someone a little taller and older-24-27 more worldly and calm but still and wants to do things like cook together and has a high enough sex drive to handle me.
>>5408073
>taking the bait
you're an idiot.
>hanging out in teamspeak with friends playing gaemu
>say goodnight and log off to go to bed cos it's 4am
>as I'm getting changed, steam message from one of my friends saying "my girlfriend heard your goodnight message and said you sound beautiful and is now asking if I fancy you in an accusatory way. Thanks"
>this is the third straight girl to say my voice is sexy / pretty
Literally what the hell
>>5408194
Make a Vocaroo please.
>>5408194
>have absolute silky sex voice
>people hit on me over vent/phone plenty
>have had people suddenly go silent when I start talking and then sort of stutter when they start up again
>2/10 in looks
kill me pls
>>5408281
>in store near closing time today
>vaguely andro looking girl wanders in
>greet her
>says hey and winks
>most perfect husky voice ever
>get super flustered
>actually drop broom I'm holding
>run away before further embarrassment befalls me
Is this you?
>drinking w qt crush
>going smooth
>don't feel too drunk feel that perfect buzz
>suddenly vomit
>like mid convo
>why
>run to bathroom
>she ran after to help
>wanna shout "no I'm not drunk"
>but thats some shit drunk people do
>just stay quiet as she helps me
>get ride home w her
>still just quiet trying to cause the least problem
>now home w my sad vomit feels
I don't understand. I'm not that drunk why did I have to vomit like that.
>>5405086
Whats she like? Whats the problem?
What do you guys think of American accents? I'm dating this girl and I'm really paranoid of my voice. She's from Moldova. She won't tell me how she feels about it. My voice is somewhat low and no I'm not trans you cadbury c*nt creams. So what do you guys think of American accents? Sexy or nah
>>5408881
ask more until she tells you
>>5408881
I've heard a lot think it sounds cool, like Hollywood movies. Or if southern like cowboys.
But idk I'm American. I know she'll like your accent if she likes you. If she finds you annoying same with the accent.
>>5408194
>>Mfw my friend was dating this girl and he told her him and my cousin and I were going to the beach together and she flipped out and asked who I was.
>>He explained we were just old friends, nothing to worry about.
>>Have a great day hanging out.
>>He drives 3 hours to go and see her.
>>She makes him pull up my fb page and goes through literally ALL of my pics.
>>The entire time she's not saying anything and he's explaining our friendship.
>>She ignores him and he goes to bed.
>>He wakes up at 1am and catches her STILL looking at my pics.
>>He walks over and tells her she's being ridiculous.
>>She looks at him and says "You can't be friends with her anymore."
>>"Wtf why she's been my best friend since we were in middle school."
>>"She's pretty Anon, what if you leave her for me if she asks you out?"
>>"I don't think that's gonna happen."
>>(He had asked me out before he got with her but I turned him down nicely and I felt I had to tell him the reason why, he was the first person I told and was super supportive and hasn't told anyone.)
>>She flat out looks him in the eye and says "Id leave you for her, she's fucking cute. Is she bisexual or into girls?"
>>He just looks at her and goes in his room and sends me a txt telling me this
>>"I finally get a gf and ofc she wants you and not me, god fucking dammit Anon."
>>We laugh about it
>>He ends up breaking up with her because she's fucking even more nuts
>>She fucking txts him trying to get my # and sends me a message wanting to hang
>>I take a pic of us and put it as our profile pic
>>She calls him loosing her shit
>>We both die laughing
>>5408881
Most of 4chan is murrican. Way I understand it, American accents aren't considered especially sexy because we don't sound very exotic. American English is heavily represented. You hear it in movies, on tv, in music, all around the world. Unless you're from the deep south, new jersey, etc. You aren't going to have a very distinct spin on english. So the plain American accent has most people indifferent.
>>5408881
A girl's accent is probably last on my list of things that make a girl attractive.
>>5405817
I saw her again at the supermarket opposite my flat last night. Guess she hasn't given up.
>>5408302
Both me and my girlfriend have this stereotypical femboy voice. I'm starting to think it's not only a femboy, but a complete gay thing to talk like that.
>>5405377
no, not a trap, just curious. you don't have to clarify if you don't want to. calm your tits.
>>5405463
wasn't trying to be, namefag. she left because you were such a fucking bore.
>>5408194
Just tell him to tell his gf that you'd be more interested in the gf than him.
>tfw if I want to I can do real sultry.
I had too much practice when I was an escort.
>>5408281
Learn to use it as a weapon. ;)
>>5408851
Smelling some alcohol types will make me want to vomit, other times not.
>>5409133
I used to be the girl they wanted to dump their bf or gf for so I kinda know that scenario.
>>5409171
I don't think I have a Long Island accent anymore, but last time I was in Europe, I got pegged as being from Long Island. They have a few quirks, and I spent 8 years growing up there.
>>5410102
>I had too much practice when I was an escort.
Storytime!
>>5410129
I think not in /lesgen/.
>>5410829
Oh, the normal kind of escorting?
That's not what my imagination was painting.
>>5408881
I don't find American accents pleasing or displeasing at all.
>>5410839
I did high end party weekends, but yeah, mostly for guys. Very few women want that type or even level of service. There was one group of women who liked the parties I would setup, so they hired me to setup party weekends at various resorts and hotels around the world. Even though all of them were bi or lesbian, I rarely got involved in the sex with them. The were often going off in pairs with each other. I did find out years later some of them thought I was straight. I actually think they bedded my assistant more than me. The cost of those parties often ran into 6 digits with everything including transportation.
So what are you getting for your girlfriend? ;_;
Why hasn't Antigone become a top tier waifu at this point?
>>5410960
Damn. I dont think I could stomach guys for money.
Not even for that much
Where did the Veronica Mars avatarfagging sadist qt go?
>>5411574
I'm almost always here, actually. I just only avatarfag when I gotta keep the strain of a particular conversation.
Also I'm at work, so my conversation right now will not be overwhelmingly exciting.
>>5411604
Oh, I see. You never added my skype! Though I didn't really expect you to, I'm that too tall Scandinavian.
Does anyone still go on the TC?
>>5407984
I've never been into rping because I feel like it's just too fucking cringey.
>>5411617
You're the tranny. Stop deceiving people
>>5411705
T-thanks.
Sorry, I'm actually just autistic.
>>5411653
There's a tc?
>>5411781
I haven't visited for a few months now, but there used to be one. It was also dead more often than not.
>>5411653
nope but if others do I will
>tfw old friend cut off her hair, started dressing super androgynous the past few months
>oh no she's kinda cute now
>still really religious and constantly pining after boys though
I kinda just want to get her drunk and kiss her, is that terrible?
>>5408626
>>5408302
Eh, maybe later.
>>5408686
Was she wearing all black? Probably not me but it sure as shit sounds like something I'd do.
>>5411617
Yeah, I legit lost the thread before I came back to it so I lost your Skype. Honestly, though, I'm too autistic to be Skyping with people from 4chan. It's like breaking the fourth wall, y'know? It's like having your boss show up at your house. These two worlds should never meet.
>>5412010
>I kinda just want to get her drunk and kiss her, is that terrible?
Sounds like what I'd do. I get very tongue tied when I'm interested in somebody. Letting my lips and fingers express my interest seams to work well.
>>5412010
Kinda tbqh
>>5412528
I thought you wanted to teach me how to into BDSM communities though, and so I thought it'd be easier for you to explain it privately.
But uh, it's "anonket", I log on it once in a while for people I met on here that I didn't wanna bring on my actual skype until I at least know them better. Oh and I'd just wanna text chat. Voice/cam is only for special people.
>>5411574
Am I only one who thinks veronica mars is cockeyed?
>>5412010
That's pretty rapey, anon. If the first step of any of your plans is "I'm going to drug this person," re-examine your plans.
I just started playing New Vegas and it's the first time I've been hooked on a vidya in a while. I wish Bethesda hired Obsidian writers.
>>5413406
It's a time honored tradition. Gals bein pals.
>>5412010
>tfw no religious qt to convert to yuri aka the truth of the world
>>5413406
I don't mean blackout drunk. She gets super handsy and wants to kiss everyone anyway just when she's tipsy. I just want to be in the path of her lips, if she's up for it, pwhen she does instead of a gross boy.
It took drunken make outs for me to realize I'm gay, I am simply returning the favor.
So this girl I'm dating just told me she has a bf and not going to break up with him. Should I break it off guys? She's from Slovakia and tells me her parents would kill her if she broke it with him and it would break her bfs heart. If it was a girl she was seeing it would be an obvious break up but it's a guy....what do? She also said she wants to be with me. So confused.
>>5412734
You a hon by chance?
>>5414767
I wouldn't say so, why?
>>5414660
Break it up with her, she's two-timing with no intention of letting you win.
Evidently her BF means more than you, who in turn is trumped by the fear of her parents.
Save yourself the trouble, heartache and sorrow when the two (or in worst case), three of you tries to solve it later.
>>5414788
>Voice/cam is only for special people.
Sounded like you're hiding your deep voice and stubble or something.
>>5414831
No no, voice and cam just feels very uncanny for me. Though I do worry I'd not be pretty enough and such.
Also, Valkyrie Drive is weird.
>>5414822
Does it matter if she said she loved me? We've been dating for about 8 months now.
>>5414976
Given she's told her BF the same, nope. Move on.
>>5414934
Eh, in her defence she didnt bring up trannyshit until you did.
>>5414660
>the girl im dating says she has a boyfriend and wont break up with him
I uh.
Im not sure what to tell you here anon. THat's not a relationship I could face being in, that's for sure.
"I cant leave this boy despite being a lesbian because it'll upset my parents and the boyfriend"
That sounds shady af
>>5414981
Like why do girls have to do this? I really really like her and do love her but I only asked because lately she's been distant. Even putting her friends before me. Maybe she's shallow too....she never asks about me...just talks about herself.
>>5414976
I tell people I love them all the time, the world needs more of the I think. People don't know how to accept affection we need to teach each other how to love with out any personal intrest getting in the way.
>>5414660
She's a bislut don't fall for it.
>>5414989
So you're a guy asking for advice?
Not that it changes anything, but it'd mean you're a het guy browsing the gayest part of the most sexually deviant site on the English part of the internet.
>>5415005
Huh? The fuck? You are actually humouring an LDR? Why would you do that to your self?
That's asking for heart break.
>>5415005
I have done that myself.
Last time it was a Swedish girl in an LDR who was not good at being faithful.
THat was fun.
You're better off with someone who wont treat you like this.
>>5414660
>Should I break it off guys?
>If it was a girl she was seeing it would be an obvious break up but it's a guy....what do?
>it would break her bfs heart
>>5415005
>people my own race
Huh? What race makes you have to go look for trashy whores in Trashovakia?
>>5414660
Biscum dude here. She's probably going to c u c k you with a guy if she stays with you. My money is on her dumping you, especially if she says family and fitting in/traditional relationships are important to her. Sorry. :(
>>5415071
You should tell me your story
>>5415140
>it's too hard to be a lesbian so I'll just be straight
typical women, lol. You'll always suck and fuck the D if you're not getting c.u.c.k.ed by the D.
>>5415150
Actual op here. No!! In Germany.
>>5415155
>>5415093
>>5415090
>>5415081
>>5415071
>>5415019
>>5415012
I don't know if I'll break it with her. Probably will screw myself over. But she has a way of telling me that she actually loves me and not him. I trust her. And I probably shouldn't but I do. I've been texting her in this last hour and just been talking with her. She's now telling me she is keeping him for his money. She'll just dump him after I get there. Maybe truth?
>>5415173
>She'll just dump him after I get there. Maybe truth?
That's the kind of person you want to be with, go ahead.
>>5415140
And fuck off
>>5415144
Uh, sure.
Long story short
>met
>hit it off to a ridiculous level
>chatting all day erry day on webcam, literally hours of webcam a day overnight
>this continues, we make plans for how we're gonna have an extended holiday together at her aunt's place over summer and spend the whole time exploring the place, and having ridiculous amounts of sex
>summer holidays roll around, university finishes
>"OKay, I'm free till August now, lets find some flights!"
>"Actually we cant do it, I'm going with my girlfriend."
>"Im sorry your what."
>"Yeah we met the other week, I didnt have the chance to tell you yet."
This despite us being on webcam to each other most of the night for most of that week.
This shit continued. She carried on seeing that girl, then coming home and telling me she loved me and wanted to be with me.
I stopped considering it a relationship, but she just kept on keeping on with it all.
Then they broke up. Then she suddenly wanted to see me.
Then she found a boyfriend.
Then I asked her what the hell was going on and she said that I was being rude and hurting her and we should never talk again.
It was a fun time.
>>5415155
ThasThoKay... All men are gay, and have no self-control.
But I have an awesome gold star that calls bullshit on your claim
>>5415173
Don't break it off. You need what's coming to you.
>>5414985
>Eh, in her defence she didnt bring up trannyshit until you did.
I'm not even a tranny, but what's with the silly levels of persecution of them? I just wanna post QTs, talk about how much my life sucks and cope with not having a qt gf.
I don't like them either, but I don't really see how shouting at other anonymous posters for being trans is going to get anywhere, we're all anonymous and neither are going to provide proof.
And when they're doing that shit they're the ones bringing up tranny shit, not the potential tranny, kinda ironic, isn't it?
Though I've kind of noticed a pattern, a lot of lesgen posters are kinda complete normies and when someone is i.e. a weeb or just a bit weird they're told they're a tranny and to get out.
>>5415173
I'd get the fuck away from that kind of relationship you have, but if you really have feelings for her, you should try to not advance the relationship any further until it feels right, after she's broken it off with him, etc. If you don't feel safe trusting her then there's no hope in your relationship working out.
>>5415185
>This shit continued. She carried on seeing that girl, then coming home and telling me she loved me and wanted to be with me.
She might have been using her to give her the love you could not give her. Still pretty fucked up though.
>>5415173
>But she has a way of telling me that she actually loves me and not him. I trust her. And I probably shouldn't but I do. I've been texting her in this last hour and just been talking with her. She's now telling me she is keeping him for his money. She'll just dump him after I get there. Maybe truth?
Biscum here again. If you were a dude I'd call you a c.uc.k and a beta orbiter. Do lesbos have words for that? Still, your life I guess.
>>5415205
Which Frank did you quote? I don't recall said quote.
>>5415233
Its in et 2 on his channel
>>5415227
she still is a total c.u.c.king idiot.
>>5415243
Do you even have a gf tranny?
>>5415215
It's equal parts meme and shitpost at this point, a lot of the time.
I dont really mind transgirls and would quite happily date one if she passed and was fun to be around. I mean, why not?
If she's cute, she's cute. Not like I want to be able to get my gf pregnant or something like a straight guy might so eh.
Pre-surgery would be a huge fucking 'no' though obviously.
>>5415205
Eh, the story was hella more confused than that, but that boils it down to its important components, really.
Just be careful anon. You are very very likely to get hurt in this situation. There's a slight chance you might come out okay, but even then, you're coming out with someone who's strining someone along for their money, which... eh, if you're okay with it then that's your lookout, but it doesnt really reflect well on her.
It sucks losing soeone you care about in a situation like that (it took me a year to get over my swedish ex there, despite everything) but yeah, it doesnt sound promising.
>>5415224
Yeah, that's entirely what it was. She even said as much. "I had to, I needed something physical in real life."
It was just like, a month before we were looking to be meeting properly. Then she cheated on her with some random from her uni course, becuase 'the bedroom got stale and things just werent what she wanted' then she broke up and got with me properly again, etc etc etc.
SHit was fucked.
She had a fair number of issues I guess now that I look back at it, and I know that I'm way way better off without her. But it still tore me to shreds at the time.
>>5415264
How is your dating life now? Have you found someone else? How did you get over her?
>>5415276
That was years ago, so I've managed to move on nicely.
Since her I've been in a couple of relationships. Currently in the early stages of one right now, hopefully going places.
Originally getting over her was mostly just a process of trying not to think about her, keeping myself distracted, all that.
It felt like a beesting in my chest every time she came up in conversation in our mutual friend group though, or hell, any time 'Sweden' was mentioned. It was pretty bad.
>>5415314
Thanks for the advice. And good luck on your current relationship.
>>5415330
Thanks anon. Best of luck with yours too.
Take care of yourself.
I'm mad now. Everything that misreaprasents is always the loudest...
>>5415458
You what
>>5415494
Nothing just bitching about things I can't change
>>5404628
>Welcome to the folds
>>5415521
Glad someone liked it
>>5407984
I was a schoolgirl once
it was horrible
It's something I try not to relive
>>5415534
>hated school a lot
>mention to gf that I still have my old uniform somewhere
>she begs to see me in it
>has now developed a fetish for my old uniform
>>5405184
>age differences
>implying it isn't my dream to meet some recently divorced, power suit lesbian in her mid-to-late thirties with a couple of kids
Lesgen, can you please tell me how to get a qtlesbiangf?
Is it true that all/most lesbians who go to gay bars are either fag hags or basic bitches who just want to party/sluts?
>>5415581
Why don't you fucking go outside and see by yourself, autist
>>5415588
slut detected
>>5415596
Literally what does that have to do with me telling you to step out of your basement instead of asking 4chan how real people interact
okay american who was in love with the canadian girl here
more or less got my heartbroken, I should have QUIT when you all told me too
oh well.......
i think she has minor autism or something since she says things, but what she says doesn't exactly match up to what she does.
im wondering if it'd be shitty of me to block her on skype until i get over it. i dont think she'll message me, but i dont want to be tempted to message her
>>5402987
fucking bobbianon
posting my waifu as well
>>5415185
If it makes you feel better I've had my heart destroyed too.
>>Best friend/crush gives me a shit ton of signals for sex but she's straight so I think I'm imagining it and don't act upon it
>>She invites me over for a movie
>>Come spend the night!
>>O-ok
>>Come over, her room is candle lit and she's wearing perfume
>>She's half dressed and cuddles up to me watching the movie on her laptop on her bed
>>She comes on to me and tells me she loves me
>>I-I love you too
>>Sex happens
>>She says she can't date me or her mother would kill me so we don't announce it
>>Move in with her
>>She's a couple years older then me
>>Sex constantly for a year
>>Suddenly no sex and we get in a fight when I ask whats wrong and she knocks me down, hits me and tells me I'm disgusting for liking her and I should kill myself and I'm stupid for thinking she actually loves me, tells me she's bored of me
>>I go and hangout at a friends for a few days
>>Get txts
>>"B-but I still love you Anon! Come home where are you!?"
>>Comes home, she apologizes.
>>She tries to act all sweet and shit for a week
>>Tries and forgive her
>>She tells me she has a crush on her friends bf and doesn't shut up about him
>>Keeps talking about him and how much she wants to fuck him as she kisses me goodbye on her way to work
>>What the fuck
>>Tells her not to kiss me or tell me she loves me anymore my heart can't take it
>>She blows up at me and calls me the bad guy when she knows full well how hard it is for me to let someone in givin my upbringing
>>Drained a shit ton of money on helping her and supporting her and wont see a dime of it back
Someone kill me now please..
>>5415264
>then she broke up and got with me properly again
Lol at you having zero self respect and taking her back.
>>5416120
FUCK
that sounds like hell anon, I'm sorry
>>5416120
She tells you she has a crush and you stayed silent until she started talking about wanting to fuck? Top kek.
>>5416120
Straight people are fucking nuts. It's why the world is so fucked up because people allow heterosexual behavior to go unchecked. Sorry broski.
damn, lesgen is still going on?
thought this shit would implode in on itself
I'm so attracted to older women now that I've had sex with one. Just mind blowing and being the young one is fantastic.
>>5405550
>I fooled around with an 18yr old when I was 27
Jesus, you must be immature as fuck. The one time I got this 18 years old interested in me I felt like a predator, that's a teen and teens are goddamn babies.
>>5416305
I'm jealous. I tell myself that someday a nice older woman will notice me. But all I get are women my own age or younger.
>>5416342
I've had quite a few older women approach me before, I was never interested because they felt too predatory and that was too much for me. From my very personal experience you'll easily find one interested in you as long as you look cute, innocent, and fresh out of high school or college.
does anyone else curl their nipple hair with their finger nails like you would with ribbon for a present?
Say something lesgen
Is there a lesgen steam/skype group?
>>5416832
Not that I know of, and even if it did, I don't think I would go.
>>5416839
>the girl who moderated it is straight now and is dating a guy
that's messy
>>5416839
Your butt...
It looks like its hurt.
>>5416854
S, be honest. Did you flunk med school?
>>5416839
And that's not tripping yeh doof.
fucking newfags
>>5416376
>fresh out of high school or college
I got that down. People take me for 15-17. Thank you corean genes!
>>5416859
No... You can't flunk.. All you can really do I'd just stop going.
Finally got around reading this and god, it's just so cute. ;_;
quit wasting your life here and make a better living for yourself. You know what to do.
You're literally choosing to be a retard every time you put your name on here and waste your life by shitposting on /lgbt/.
>>5416920
Why do you even give a fuck?
Are you just trying to get everyone out of here?
Hell if you didn't know my background I would just be considered another autist
>>5416832
there's a steam group, but it's not very active
>>5416861
not that it matters, you're still a faggot. I don't just mean the namefagging. You're also a really boring person.
>>5416963
Heh heh. Good, maybe you might learn something
>>5416973
who's you?
>>5416953
let's bring it back
>>5416987
Let's not.
>>5416987
why? it will just end up being all trannies and bisexuals again. That's what happens every time.
>>5416980
Thank you for the added anonymity
God how new are you?!!!
>>5417016
older than you
>>5417007
Why do you guys have such beef with these people? Its not like they want to put their penis on you or anything, and from what I have observed most of them hate it as much as we do.
>>5417027
Yet you call me a trip....
>>5417043
I didn't call you a trip, I called you a namefag, you retard. Do you know how anonymity works? Tell me, are you a shitskin?
>>5417040
I don't. I just rather do other shit beside hang out in a chat room full of manly looking trannies and slutty women talking about their boyfriends. That's basically what every single lesbian chat room eventually goes down to. Most lesbians are too conservative and/or normie to get a real internet chat room going. Why the fuck do you care anyway? You said you wouldn't go.
>>5417086
that was a rhetorical question. even if it wasn't, "you're right" isn't a working answer.
>>5417103
You're right.
