Lesbian General: Favourite Youtuber Edition
Tell me Lesgen, who's your favourite youtuber and why?
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>>5352265
Lesgen is a dying board
>>5374577
We've always been slow as fuck.
Like since day one. The only time we're fast is when it's trannies and shitposting.
I kinda like it slow. Guess cause my fav shit on this site is slow shit.
Anyway hanna hart is bestwaifu.
>>5374731
hannah hart's vids have been going down the shitter lately. Her latest Great Pumpkin vid was not as great compared to her last pumpkin vid.
Hannah just doesn't care that much about youtubing. She'd rather do other things.
I don't know a lot of chill lesbian youtubers who don't have "I'M GAAAAY!" schtick, but on the gay dude's side, I like dudeneedsaeaseonup vids. He's really laidback, I'd love to be bros with him but the guy is really slow on updating.
I just realised I have zero lesbians in my subscriptions. 1 gay guy who reviews movies only because he's funny and insightful and one transwoman (Chris-chan).
The last lesbian YTer I watched spent a whole video talking with her girlfriend about she's only fucked three guys since she decided she was gay. Haven't bothered looking for any more since.
>>5375118
honestly, this is why I avoid lesbian youtubers.
They're more than likely to just be bisexual attention whores.
>>5375124
My point exactly. Pity though, she was kind of a qt.
Seems like my only options are attention-whoring bisexuals, toxic political-types or vapid pseudo-intellectuals not even out of university yet.
>>5374731
>hanna hart
Harto forever
>>5375118
The ones I have are only incidentally lesbian. My live is so much more than an identity.
>>5375113
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>lesbian youtubers
what do they do, just talk about being lesbians? The only people I follow on youtube are either animators, lets players and a couple hair vlogs.
As far as lesbian tubers go, now this is living and I think it's called gay women's channel are the two lesbian centric ones. Every lesbian youtuber knows every other lesbian youtuber. But besides that I mostly watch video game channels. And somehow, Google is forcing me to watch dog baking videos everyday.
>>5376270
Lel! Right! The fux is wrong with google? Antiways. I watch harto. But its been years sense she first started. So it's bound to slow down. People need cheerleaders to make something awesome. Got to much flak for being so happy to see her up there, so i just stopped talking about it. Still like the show but sjw are makeing it to hard to talk shit these days
>>5374570
The only female youtuber I follow is OMFG.
But my favorite youtuber(s) is RedLetterMedia or SunFish737 because movies and accordion music. My parents threw away my accordion as a child so I get nostalgic when I listen to his music. As for rlm, hearing NEers talk os funny.
>>5376468
RLM are awesome. Shame they don't do more Plinkett stuff but Half in the Bag and Best of the Worse are really enjoyable.
One time I had to squeeze past another girl and our nipples rubbed together. Best moment of my life tbqh family
I don't follow any lesbian youtubers I don't think. If I do then they don't make content about their sexuality at least, and I haven't noticed.
My favourite is probably Vikkstar123, I have been subscribed since his very early days, but have watched him more after he focused his channel more these last few years.
Mainly I guess he just seems like a genuinely fun and carefree guy, and he is consistent with his uploads. I also watch a lot of Arumba07, he is extremely consistent, but I enjoy his videos while I play games myself.
I've never really been into fashion stuff, I have also had styling and makeup as a hobby I shared with my friends rather than the advice of some person half-way across the world.
>>5374570
Stevie
>>5376934
Wow.... Sad.
>>5374570
My follows on Youtube are 80% professional medical education (lectures, grand rounds, cases etc, either university/hospital or individuals) and 20% content in Japanese (news, more medical education, some vlogs).
I don't follow any of them in the sense of actually watching them regularly, it's just for organisation so I know where to look for interesting lectures.
Periodically I watch Japanese news daily but I guess that otherwise I'm not very much of a video type. I don't like watching movies either.
>or I'm just too nerd for entertainment
There are lots of good lesbian youtubers. Nowthisisliving, Rose and Rosie, Ally hills (her girlfriend is annoying as fuck though and seems crazy)
>>5378626
oh god the weeb bleeding from your post is physically hurting me
>>5378668
Fuck. Time to an hero kiri
>>5378668
ikr? Why do people like Japan so much it's cringey af
Tell me more about yourself
>>5378626
>more medical education
Is this because you're learning Japanese and medicine happens to be relevant to your interests, or because there's content that isn't available in English?
>>5374577
Does that mean it's time to start welcoming transbians back into the fold?
I swear I won't talk about my penis [spoiler]much[/spoiler]
>Whine about being just above an A cup in an earlier thread
>Get really fucking sick and get put in the hospital and fed through IV for a few days
>Get home and now A cup bras are too small
;_; I went down 9 pounds.
>>5378906
No, fuck trannies. We will never want you here and you're not welcome. Get the fuck out.
>>5378939
How does that work exactly on an anonymous image board?
I mean, for all you know I might be lying about being a tranny, I may not even be the same poster as >>5378906
I'm not and I am btw though.
>>5378906
>>5378926
Have you tried binge-eating?
Be forewarned: this may not actually be a good idea.
>>5378958
Trust me, we can tell.
No men allowed. Out.
>>5378906
I don't mind so long you shut the fuck up about being trans, trans things, your disgusting dick and so on and so forth. We talk about qt cis girls, being lesbian and lesbian stories and whatnot, I think you get my point.
You can be trans and lesbian, but this is a lesbian thread so trans stuff should go and stay in TLG or MTFG.
>>5378968
>You can be trans and lesbian
No you fucking can't. He needs to understand what "no" means and get the fuck out.
>>5378967
No.
>>5378968
This actually sounds pretty reasonable.
>>5378977
You know you're a man, right? You'll never be an actual woman, no matter how much you pretend.
>>5378906
kill yourself tbqh
>>5378988
Why are you so hung up on talking about trans stuff friend?
I was recently told we are here to talk about qt girls and being lesbian and whatnot. You should take that shit over to >>/mtfg/
>>5379000
Because you're here, and this is for lesbians only. Horny straight men not allowed.
Also, I can be violently transphobic here as much as I want, so I'm taking advantage of the opportunity.
You're a complete waste of the air you breathe and you should castrate yourself with a curling iron, heshe.
>>5379010
Funny, I'm cis and I'd much rather talk to the civil mtfs here than a frothing bitch like you.
>>5378972 >>5378988 >>5379010
Anon the only transgirls I accept are the ones who are far in in their transition, fulltime girlmode, have a cute feminine voice and manage to stealth pass, and they'd preferably be the type that would sell their kidney to get SRS or already have had it.
They're definitely not a straight man at that point, besides most transgirls who like girls hate having a male role in the bedroom, so there's that.
Most transbians I know are disgusting though, but it doesn't mean some are alright.
I just think those kind of trans girls have a lot more legitimacy than those who wait till they're like 40, or are pre-anything, too early in or even refuse to and still want you to consider them a girl, and the kind that want to use their filthy dick are also unacceptable for me. Biscum are free to date these though.
Do I sound reasonable? ;_; Or are you going to consider me biscum?
>>5378963
That just makes me feel sick, though I was trying to gain weight before the hospital visit. I just don't wanna be fat with small boobs.
>>5379010
You sound like a charming individual anon.
This may be a total shot in the dark on my part but do you have trouble finding dates at all?
On a related note, does charm school still exist? I remember always being fascinated by the idea while watching old British musicals as a kid.
I think I mostly fantasized about being sent to one against my will so I could be the cool rebellious punky girl that fights the authority and the strict dress code.
I honestly hope that type of parenting is going out of style though.
>>5379033
I would not have sex with a transgirl who's pre-SRS, though if we had really good chemistry I probably would date her if she plans to get SRS within the next few years, though there would definitely be no PIV, but the kind of sexual activities I get off to are in BDSM territory so generally genitalia is not used for the scenarios I like.
Though would you accept the kind of transgirl who I described in my post that I considered myself to be acceptable?
>>5379056
Do you have trouble pretending you're a woman when you look down and see a penis?
The attitude of "oh, we have our own general, the entire board is full of our bullshit, but BY GOD the woman's thread will be about me too" is so very *male*.
Does it ever bother you that you act so male? Does it make you feel like you're not really a woman?
Because you're not, you know.
>>5379025
>far in in their transition
check.
>fulltime girlmode
check.
>have a cute feminine voice and manage to stealth pass
check-ish (I still sort of dislike my voice though) and check.
>and they'd preferably be the type that would sell their kidney to get SRS or already have had it
ch...eck? (surgery frightens me. But boy do I still want it.)
Sweet! Thank you so much for the acceptance anon!
Seriously though I should stop talking about this before someone in this thread knifes me.
>>5379067
>Though would you accept the kind of transgirl who I described in my post that I considered myself to be acceptable?
Accept as in how? I would never date a transgirl, pre- or post-SRS. I'm chill being friends with transgirls who can hear the word "no" though.
>>5379078
>don't pass
>have a penis
WHAT A SURPRISE
Seriously get out.
>>5379081
I meant accept as in accept as a fellow girl/lesbian, and not straight man. It's your right to deny someone for whatever reason when it comes to dating.
I just feel bad for the girls who have put tons of effort and gone through a lot of hardships in becoming who they really are and always wished to be, only to still be seen as a straight man by lesbians.
They can't really control their sexuality nor their gender identity, they're both decided by early pregnancy hormonal errors, I think?
>>5379067
That's very open-minded of you. My ex was like that.(we split because of unrelated reasons).
We live in different states now, but still call each-other from time to time to check in.
Honestly it's pretty hard to consider anything PIV to be 'lesbian'. Even I would feel awkward trying to argue that. Fortunately it's not really my cup of tea. I did have a one night stand with a girl that actually wanted that, but it was honestly a pretty terrible and embarrassing experience for me, so I don't think I'll be giving that another shot any time soon.
>>5379073
no.
>>5379010
Seeee. Thats kek.
>>5379095
Not really. I'd treat them like a fellow girl out of not being a dick, but they aren't really a girl. Aren't really a guy, anymore, either. Just sort of an artificial intersex that externally resembles a girl. Which is fine, if that's your thing. But we're all lying to ourselves if we act like it's the same thing as being born female.
>>5379073
I don't think I've ever met a poster I liked with generic named reaction images. I'm not sure if it's because that trashiness affects my perception of post content or because only a certain type of person does that or what.
>>5379100
Reeeaaaaally?
You get an erection, and hear your deep voice, and you don't deep down feel like a trashy man in a dress?
>>5379095
>they're both decided by early pregnancy hormonal errors, I think?
Yeah, the most accepted theory to date in medicine is that the problem occurs during pre-natal development, when hormones are being pumped into the brain in order to develop the sex of a fetus.
Interestingly enough, this really has nothing to do with genetics or dna. Just the other day I listened to a Fresh Air interview on NPR where Terry Gross was interviewing a couple who were the parents of a transgender identical twin. She was trans, but her identical twin brother was not. Apparently even small things like the location of the fetus within the womb can be a catalyst for receiving differing amounts of hormones during development.
>>5379126
That hypothesis is completely unproven. Trannies just like it because it supports their narrative.
>Apparently even small things like the location of the fetus within the womb can be a catalyst for receiving differing amounts of hormones during development.
OR it's a psychological disorder! Wow, you don't even have to twist the observable facts for that one!
Get the fuck out, man-hands.
>>5379083
>>5379114
>>5379130
What is your deal dude?
>>5379144
I don't like it when trannies invade the few spaces that are for actual women, using us for validation and generally acting like entitled attention whores. They have their own fucking gen.
Mostly, I'm trying to trigger him, because if he refuses to go away, I'm sure as shit going to make his time here as unpleasant as possible.
you know I think I preferred it when the thread died overnight to this bullshit.
Seriously trans poster just stop fucking bringing it up. No one cares if you're here but just talk about girls and lesbian shit.
Your trans issues are not lesbian shit. Stop fucking bringing it up.
Also stop responding to bait you fuck
>>5379160
You know, if I couldn't tell he was trans I wouldn't give a shit.
but
they
always
bring
it
up
Mentally unstable, entitled little fucks.
>>5379130
>OR it's a psychological disorder!
Yeah - a psychological disorder caused by prenatal hormone exposure. What's so difficult about that? And honestly, what difference does it make?
It's like that old argument about nature vs. nurture in terms of being gay. Once you're gay, you're gay - so it's a moot point either way.
>>5379166
>>>/tlg/
>>5379172
I don't know what that means.
>>5379165
Let's be honest, there's a bunch of trans girls here who never bring it up and just go with the flow.
I mean the chances of otherwise are tiny around these parts.
So at least some of them aren't attention whores who need to make every discussion about them
>>5379160
Sorry anon.
The first post was just a joke, but I guess it was enough to derail the discussion, then I was just responding to other posters. You are right though.
>Also stop responding to bait you fuck
So, just to make certain, I shouldn't respond to >>5379153 or >>5379165 right?
...This is tougher than it seems.
>>5379184
>So at least some of them aren't attention whores
Nah, most of them aren't attention whores desu senpai.
You only see the one's who are. Most trans people live quietly and are usually pretty chill.
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Cats. Y or N?
If Y, How many cats is TOO many cats?
>>5379204
I like cats.
I think it's best when you have 2 kitties from the same litter, it's so cute how well bonded they become.
>>5379204
>having too much pussy in your life
Impossiburu
For real though cats are great. I had it perfect with my old roommate though. She had a cat, who was adorable. Since we lived together I got to experience all the fun cat things.
But when he was being a little bastard, she had to deal with it.
Perfect tbqh family
>>5379204
Yes. They are extremely cute and easy to take care of.
No more than 3, after that is when crazy starts.
>>5379204
I'd rather be the kitten in the relationship with a qt.
>>5379204
Yes, I prefer cats over dogs desu. Dogs are cool too, but cats are just chill and they can do their own thing, as opposed to the constant need for attention.
My number is 2, wouldn't want the kitty to be lonely but more than that and everyone goes nuts.
>>5378869
Mostly because it's in Japanese, honestly. There's unfortunately very little uploaded - there's a bit more in preclinical sciences (like neurobiology), but it's more difficult to understand. There's always something new in all clinical lectures, but nothing revolutionary.
Thing is, if you're learning a language and have no interest in movies (or in this case, anime as well), and few opportunities to talk with natives, you really have to grab every interesting exposure to spoken language. Passive exposure isn't worth much, and actively listening to a boring topic, is boring. News is ok, but you can't live off only that.
Written material is a different story, there's quite a lot of information that isn't widely available. Both due to differences in disease prevalence (such as HTLV-related adult T cell leukemia), and differences in treatment etc.
Of course, major studies are published international journals (and for many "high status" diseases treatment is identical), but many smaller reports are not. So every now and then, I come across a case report that I'd really like to read. Most Japanese journals are pay to read though, and only some have any European university library subscribing at all, so if you want to read, there's the extra cost for outside Europe article copy and quite a waiting time (they're quite lazy over there, quoting local Japanese librarian).
>wake up
>hear noise that sounds like someone's messing with the back door
>can't see who it is from my window's angle because of awning
>not sure if burglar or stepdad decided he was finally going to fix the back door when the sun is barely up
Help me lesgen I don't want to get murdered if it's the former. I haven't even had my first kiss
>>5379372
>I know that feel. I always wanted to be someone's kitten, especially when i was younger.
When I was little I liked to sleep in boxes even though I had a perfectly fine bed, there's just something so comfy about sleeping in a tight space with lots of pillows and blankets.
I think that kinda shaped me into a pet play fetishist.
>>5379381
Turns out it was both. There was someone fucking with our door before I woke and my stepdad scared him off with his gun. And now he's working on the door which woke me up.
>>5379440
>Someone is trying to break into my house
>Better call 4chan
>>5379204
No, I have always had dogs and all cats I have ever known from friends houses were dicks.
>have a nice dream where I have tall qt asian gf
>wake up and tfw no gf ;_;
>>5379204
I prefer dogs by far. Although I have two rescue cats who came from a littler of four kittens from a gutter. Four was way too many cats. But I'll never forget sitting in a bathtub full of blankets bottlefeeding fuzzy kittens.
>>5379259
Good taste.
>Be 5'8 grill
>Just want someone big and tall to make me feel small and feminine
>tfw lesbian
>tfw almost every girl I know is shorter than me
Why the fuck can't I just be straight? Fuck dis.
>>5379660
>Tall
>Asian
What planet is that possible?
>>5379907
In my dreams
>>5379905
Same here except I'm 5'6 but still every girl I see is fucking shorter than me. Hate this.
>>5379887
>Good taste.
There's literally no single dominant girl in my area on fetlife, I just want to be someone' qt pet, fuck.
I'm a mostly straight bi guy and I need some advice; perhaps /adv/ would be better but I’d like to ask here first if that’s okay.
For the past 2 months or so I've been pretty infatuated with this girl in my class. Eventually she finds out and tells me she’s a lesbian; was unsure if she was lying at first but it is definitely true. I felt so embarrassed and stupid about it but we had a nice conversation and I told her I understand and that I’m not going to be some creep that tries converting her or whatever, but I just hope we can still be friends. She was pretty understanding, hugged me, and said “Of course we can still be friends.”
Several weeks have passed and I do still have a thing for her. I know it won’t go anywhere and I am trying to stop, but it’s hard because… she’s so amazing. She’s so smart, funny, adorable and most of all she has personality. I respect her and usually I’m pretty good at understanding people but she seems so complex and it fascinates me. It also hurts a lot because I know she will never be mine and there is nothing I can do to change that.
However, I do still want to be friends but I’m still very nervous around her. Also I have the dilemma of… if I try spending time with her I fear that she may think I’m being clingy, but if I don’t spend much time with her, she may think I’ve lost interest and don’t even want to be friends.
I feel like I could write even more but I’ll leave it at that for now.
>>5380136
What kind of advice do you want here exactly?
>>5374570
Eh, I don't really care for youtubers in particular, except for maybe Simon and Martin, their bloopers can make me laugh at times.
And if I'm feeling particularly feely and needy, I'll watch some Shannon and Cammy for a while and then feel embarrassed at how I'm trying to alleviate my forever alone-ness by watching two attractive, lovey-dovey chicks interacting as a couple while hoping that one day that will be.
>>5380136
Feelings will fade in time. Treat her the same way you would treat any straight girl friend who is dating someone else. Know your limits.
>>5379905
You should come live near me anon, I'm 5'11 and am regularly bumping into women my height or taller when Im out and about.
Shit's crazy.
>>5380353
Where do you live? Netherlands? Ireland?
>>5380384
London.
>>5380399
My girlfriend is genetically mostly Chinese, she's 5'6, I'm 5'8, Scandinavian.
My ex was adopted from Japan, she is 5'7.
>>5380110
Good luck we're almost nonexistent, and the ones that might exist probably much aren't into petplay.
>>5380353
I'm 5'9 and now I feel short.
>>5380445
It's okay anon, there's loads of cute girls you can tower over!
>>5380452
That's true. I'd like a gf who's just a few inches shorter so she can rest her head on my shoulder and hold me around the waist.
I guess Japanese would be nice but I don't really go on race.
>>5380465
My ex was half chinese and your height, so that's pretty much the ratio we had.
I highly recommend it anon, it was pretty great times.
>>5380465
My gf is just that bit shorter that I can kiss her on the nose bridge when we're standing head to head, she makes a cute little squeal every time that makes me melt.
>>5380474
I know how it feels. There was a Singaporean girl I got kind of close to who was just the right height and we hugged a few times but she wasn't into girls. Clit-blocked yet again.
>>5380444
Be my owner pls.
And I know, the ratio of dominant girls versus submissive girls is silly.
>>5380539
It's literally the worst thing.
>>5380612
Only once have I been genuinely upset it though. Usually I'm disappointed but not really surprised but this one girl... Ukrainian, 11/10. I don't even know why but something about her just made me want her. She's just been stuck in my mind for years and I can't get over her.
I never got to the point of telling her I wanted her but I wasn't subtle with my hints either.
She moved to Sydney a few months ago with her boyfriend and I haven't seen her since. I actually cried a little when they first started going out.
>>5380663
I know those feels painfully well.
>>5380951
Whose rise to power?
>>5380984
Lesbians. You're looking at the new world order, buddy.
>>5381005
>Buddy
I don't want to rise to power then I might have to take responsibility for all the shit in the world.
All I want to do is drink wine, write books, make sweet love to a Ukrainian and, if I have time, go to war, just for shiggles.
>>5381085
That's what power is you doof. Getting the freedom to pick and choose what you do and who does it. You just got a good ole fashion bit of the stars and stripes.
>>5380951
Can't we just have both?
Imagine petting a cat like a Bond villain as an army of goats eat the enemy's crops and supplies, condemning them to starvation.
>>5375118
Lemme guess: was it Stevie Boebi? She's the kind of person I fight not to be. Everything about her is gay-oriented, that's her only defining quality and I doubt it's true. She only vlogs about how gay she is with her all-lesbian friends and over the top click bait titles.
>>5381233
But I live in Australia. I like the stars I've got and I don't want any stripes.
Give me authority over a few people, maybe a couple of dozen at most and I'll happily look after a vineyard but I don't want to be in charge of everything.
If I could rule over a few African nations and have the full backing of a competent and well-supplied army then maybe I'd be willing to take on more responsibilities. I'd live in a palace surrounded by beautiful women of my choosing and a menagerie of animals.
I'd be one of those dictators who builds lots of statues and throws parades of national pride and kills all the communists, just because I can.
>roseellendix and theroxetera
>nowthisisliving and cammie scott
>living rosa
>ally hills and stevie
>ellosteph
it's not like i watch rose and rosie's wedding video when i get really lonely haha. i particularly like the first three couples because they all have different personalities as couples but still are very much in love. it's nice to just see (seemingly) healthy lesbian relationships. it's not always over the top and exciting but it's always refreshing to see the interaction. i like the last two but i don't really connect with them as much?
>>5381432
>Stevie
>Ellosteph
Ellosteph is like the lesbian attentionwhore equivalent of Joey Graceffa. She's so.... ungenuine.
Stevie is also straight up bi. She literally got raped as a kid and identifies as lesbian now. She's another awful bislut LUG just waiting to happen.
>>5381359
You live in Australia? I didn't think there were any other lesbians here lol
I mean, apart from the fat bogans.
>>5381517
You need to get out more, sweetie. I try to keep as far away from the "community" as possible and yet I still keep running into lesbians. Some are bogans or SJWs, but a lot seem like decent people.
I live in the most boring city in Australia and even here we've got at least three gay bars and an annual pride parade.
Anyone here learn a language on their own just using the internet? If so, how did you do it?
>>5381726
You can try pirating one of those Teach Yourself books with an audio component.
I tried that with Latin. I didn't get very far because I'm an inconsistent pleb, but the option is still there.
>>5381541
Yeah, I really do. I used to live in Sydney and that was super easy, but I moved to Brisbane semi-recently and I don't know anyone so it's a bit hard to get started
>>5382056
Yeah, I see how that can be tough. Even I'm not all that good at meeting people and I've been living here for six years. Once you get the ball rolling you shouldn't have much of a problem. Hopefully.
>>5381726
I haven't, but i learned most of my German and Latin languages from traveling. My girlfriend taught herself Cantonese Chinese through internet tutorials halfly. Her mom speaks it fluently, but they never used it to communicate between each other as she grew up in England.
>>5381335
I used to like her. Now im just like. Nope! She has a attitude problem. Mind you i used to like her rant. But. She's careless and last stunt i imagine hurt a few people.
I do not approve
>>5382291
What stunt? For those of us who don't follow.
>tfw realizing the reason you can't even make a profile and try online dating is because you hate yourself too much to even lie about it on the internet
So lesgen, anyone know any guaranteed suicide methods where no one will ever know what happened?
>>5380571
I'm sorry. I already have a pet sorta.
Again good luck.
>>5382565
Fuck off
>>5382565
You've found yourself in a bad spot and your wheels are spinning. The answer isn't to sit in your car and sink in to the mud, you've got to get out and either walk or get behind it and push.
I understand the temptation to wallow in self-pity but unless you change your situation, you're not going to change your life for the better. Asking for suicide advice from a bunch of strangers on the internet isn't going to improve things.
Assess the situation lesbos. Assess the situation....
AM I desperate enough to read a Mermaid AU fanfiction? Help me lesgen, you're my only hope.
>>5384060
I'm not desperate enough to read a hogwarts AU, I'll tell you that.
Straight male here.
I need a new general to dwell in.
>>5384083
>implying this thread isn't all just straight guys pretending to be gay girls
>>5384083
Nah fuck off.
>>5384088
You girls just need some tripfags and some relationship drama than you would actually get some posts.
>>5384090
Naw im staying I like pussy.
>>5384096
We mostly get trans drama and then sometimes we talk about gay shit.
I think you're probably gonna be bored. Actual gay shit is not going to be as interesting to you as your prons.
>>5384105
I figure I am going to be bored.
But I usually go into places and make everything more bumping. I think if I posted here for a week this place would become much more active.
I have only a four inch penis anyway so I am basically a female. A hairy muscular one but a female.
>>5384116
Suuuuure, buddy.
>>5384127
What you think I have a bigger penis than 4 inches?
I am a female in the heart meaning that I am a lesbian.
Penis size is directly attributed to your gender. I have a four inch baby neet dik therefor I am a female.
>>5384186
Wish you could help with what?
>>5384132
You suck at trolling by the way.
Booooooo
No thought, what so ever.. Boooooo
Metaphorical popcorn everywhere.
>>5384199
I am not trolling though. I am just being playful and having fun. When I feel like trolling I say other things. Just bored and feeling kind of lonely.
>>5384199
I don't even think he's trolling, I think he's just that much of a loser. Just ignore him and he'll go away.
>>5384208
But I have top quality taste in anime girls.
I am a girl on the inside tbqh...
>>5384205
Oh. Ok then hi. Im S its nice to meet you. So what's up with you. How did you get bored?
>>5384222
I study Japanese a bunch and I got bored because I have been studying all day so I decided to stop here because its a dead general and I enjoy dead generals to try to make more active. Plus I have never talked to lesbians before so I am curious even though you're more than likely just regular people with just a different sexuality tbqh...
Boobs team family!
I am Maki btw.
>>5384218
An we don't know that.and there would be no way to even know.
>>5384232
I would say we're pretty normal but we're actually mostly not that normal. The lesbian community is generally pretty different from whatever it is straight people do.
You're animu a shit, btw.
>>5384232
Oh. I see. You're right you know. Most lesbos strive to be the same as everyone else. It's the boy's who like flamboyantsy
>>5384239
I dunno, we can be pretty dykey.
But straight women sometimes look dykey now too, which is confusing.
>>5384236
>my animu a shit
lmao nawwww
It is pretty top tier tbqh...
>>5384239
Do you have to deal with biscum being pieces of shit or using you?
>>5384274
Well than why dont you post some of your taste?
>>5384278
I don't even know what a Maki is.
Fucking little chinese girl cartoons.
But obligatory reee trannies get out, etc.
>>5384280
I can't very well keep shitting on you if you post something by that artist. Good work, you win this round.
>>5384308
It's too bad you're not into men.
Is there literally any poster in this thread, any one single person, who is a genuine biological XX chromosome lesbian NON BISEXUAL woman who does not have a penis or have sex with people who have penises? I'm an actual female lesbian and I don't post here because it's always men and trannies, maybe a couple bisexuals.
>>5384355
I think there's a couple of us, but I think a lot of us have actual things to be doing in real life so we don't post much.
>>5384355
XX kinsey 6 dyke reporting in.
I think there's a few of us.
>>5384364
Honestly I don't got shit to do, I just only talk when there's something interesting to talk about. Rando mouthbreathing men posting their fetish porn doesn't qualify.
>>5384376
anonymity is awfully convenient, you can always assign "other" labels to anyone who you don't want to be in the same group with.
>>5384385
Try again for English this time
>>5384390
>i don't like this
>poster must be dude
>>5384397
I'm talking about the actual dude like ten posts ago who was like "hey i'm a dude what's up dykes"
Keep up.
>>5384401
So if I post cheescakey anime pictures you won't assume I'm a dude?
>>5384408
>>5384401
Wouldn't it be funny if literally everyone in this thread was actually just a horny dude?
I mean...besides me of course...
>>5382580
;_;
>has crush on qt
>she has a gf
>flirts anyway
>starts liking her gf as a friend too
>decide to get over her but natural flirt so I keep flirting
>she admits that she really wants to go out with me but she doesnt want to break up saying it as if she was referring to someone else but it is obvious
>tfw satisfied but still single :(
>>5384355
Hey. Thas me. Gold star in tact.
>>5384241
I agree. Mind you. It's confusing. But only for labelling reasons. I don't give a fuck what you call yourself. If you're feminine and you're hot. Then you're hot. I've messed around with women who call themselves "str8" enough to know. Yeah. You can call yourself whatever you want. But what you do is usually NOT straight.
>>5384243
Yup! That never changes. But it's happened so often that i don't even feel bad about it. I just always assume that is what they do. Hell i even tell them to their faces, "hey yeah, i know you're gonna use me, but thas thoKay. If you feel the need to use me, must be because you genuinely need the help. For what ever reason." try telling that to someone who is unaware of there actions. Lel! It's hysterical to watch them ALWAYS get pissed about it. But in the end it is in fact always the same. If i ever come across one (real bisexual. Not spaghetti people) that doesn't follow the same pattern i will shout it from the roof tops.
>tfw your partner bought a dog for christmas without telling u
>>5384355
Yes, but it's not like you'll believe me saying it anyways.
>>5384969
What a thoughtful gift. Is it cute?
>>5385076
Unless you were actually looking to get a dog it's not a thoughtful gift at all.
Now you are stuck with a living creature you have to take care of and an unexpected expense for 10+ years. Sure they are cute, but they require a lot of work.
Plus after they break up she'll have a constant reminder of that girl she used to date, that unlike that crappy (insert random craft) she can't just throw in the garbage.
>>5385076
He is pretty cute but I don't really like dogs tbqh.
>>5385201
It's also just that we already kinda talked about how living things are not a good surprise back in college when she got me a chinchilla and the extra expense I didn't know about meant we have to hold off on some other stuff including things for my health.
I already had a potential reminder in the kitten she caught for me though and it's not like I could ever forget her at this point anyway.
Her intentions were good though because she didn't just get it for a pet but for home-protection so she wont worry about me as much when she leaves me home alone and she even wanted to try to train it as kind of a service dog too.
>>5385569
wtf she got you a chinchilla?
I like big dogs for protection too but I don't think that's a good thing for their main purpose nowadays unless you're on a farm. It's prob cheaper and more effective to have a legit home security system. There's ones that only cost 10$/month and that's easily cheaper than a dog. Especially when you factor in that if you want the dog legit trained instead of just some mean mutt that growls at everything that's gonna cost a lot too.
>>5385792
Well we do want a small farm eventually, but from what I've heard dogs are still one of the most effective defenses. Many of the home security systems have major flaws and bypasses or just flat out fail to work sometimes but a noisy dog is one of the last things a home invader wants to tangle with.
>>5385829
Nah. My brother is a piece of shit that'd steal from homes. He'd actually aim for homes with dogs cause he said people with dogs never had alarms and he could just kick a dog to shut up. Besides dogs bark so often most people don't even check.
And in my experience I remember we had a guard dog and someone just shot it once. Wasn't for a robbery. Someone was just an asshole. Then the neighbor across the street left his home basically abandoned and just put a dog in the back to guard, some doberman mix. Someone just fed the lonely thing and stole all the copper/pipes from the house.
In a farm it's a good deterrent from other animals. Coyotes and foxes and stray cats or other stray dogs won't fuck with your farm as much if you have a couple large dogs. But then you have to specifically look for a farm bred dog, not just some backyard breeder bulldog.
I do like my dog when I'm outside the home for protection. Like love running with him cause ain't nobody catcalling me with this ugly beast.
Hey ladies
Captcha was fish.
>>5385569
This woman is batshit insane. It sounds like she was just nodding along when you said animals were not good surprises because she's done it to you THREE TIMES?
What an immature brat.
>>5385894
>he could just kick a dog to shut up
Maybe some noisy little rat-dog, akitas crunch whatever bones you give them.
I guess it's different with an idiot piece of shit that doesn't know what they're doing but most alarms are easy to bypass and with how long response takes and how often there are false alarms they're not vary effective at stopping crime besides scaring people that don't know any better, I mean at least half of the effect for the home-owner and any invaders is just the psychological effect of the security system being there. I've also just read too many stories of systems failing and murderers just walking in unimpeded to trust them solely.
Of course you can just shoot a dog but using a gun draws just as much attention as an alarm or anything else an invader wants to avoid and for us personally the dog is more to protect me than our possessions. You really do get out what you put in with animals though, like your example of the mistreated guard dog that was just happy for a meal.
For farm animal protection llamas are actually one of the best options.
>>5385991
The kitten wasn't a surprise, I wanted to keep her.
>>5385918
Why are Makifags the worst? Followed by Nozomifags
>>5386055
Awe you got an akita?
I guess that could work for a guard dog if it was bred for it and you put it through training. Still think you'd be better relying on a legit system. Sure there's bad stories on those gone wrong but there's bad stories on dogs gone wrong too. Best bet is a back up to your back up.
Shitbro was talking about just backyard bulldogs and rottweilers. He used to tell me dogs are like sharks, you just kick once in the nose real hard and they back off. But then he's also a huge ass dude so idk. Could be his size just intimidated a dog along with just kicking.
His advice to me on avoiding getting robbed was to have first him and my other brothers moves me in just so any shitty people in the area see that. Then a loud alarm, large bat by the bed, and he still thinks I should get at least two dogs. Dark curtains. Cactus planted under my locked windows. Small gun, etc. He got me the whatever locks that he said are the hardest to break, put them fucking everywhere. Double doors. All that gay shit. His basic advice was that he can get through one or two locks or dogs or whatever precautions but nobody bothers with more. Everyone just wants it easy. Most thieves are drug addicts so they're desperate but want it quick. Like if they see a lock alright pick or cut it. They see a lock + dog? Eh maybe still can get shit. Lock + 2 dogs + some loud alarm + some bitch with a bat + cops prob coming = fuck it.
But mainly it was just that I should keep my mouth shut. Don't talk about being a lesbian cause then they know I don't have a guy around, don't talk about what I have, don't bring unnecessary attention, and just don't be a bitch cause in his experience most of the time there was a planned robbery it was cause someone pissed someone else off.
Also awe my uncle used to have llamas on his farm but he said they're terrible animals and he hated them and were a waste of money.
>>5386689
Yeah a black and white american, my partner actually grew up with one that passed away recently, although she was sickly she definitely pulled her weight protecting my partner and her sisters.
I'm not opposed to various back-up security methods, if one thing fails another might catch stuff, if we're ever able get our farm I'm even going to cultivate the land and plants for defense.
Like I said you really get out what you put in with animals both with faithfulness/protectiveness and how you train them to deal with different things, some dogs will go down with one hit and some will keep trying to tear apart/off whatever limb they can get a hold of till they die especially in protection of someone they've bonded with, also akitas were bred for hunting bears among other things so they don't have trouble with big things.
There might be better plants than cactus, climate-dependent of course, I've actually been looking into that myself and found some interesting thorny bushes/trees.
Yeah even with desperate people there's always a cost/benefit analysis and the more inconvenience you offer the more likely they're gonna say fuck it and take an easier target but if they bite off more than they can chew they're still likely to try to grab something, assuming it's a robbery, to make it worth the effort.
My partner's family has some more extralegal elements and that advice about being a bitch and the rest is pretty solid, someone who fucked them over found their house looted.
The trick with "mama-lamas" for protecting other animals is to only have a few and really manage their development otherwise they just bond with the lamas instead of the other animals but if you do it right they're the best protection against wolves and all that because of how aggressive they can be and you can just leave them to watch after herds, same reason they're not for everyone. Alpaca are better for most everything but defense or as a pack-animal .
>>5387249
>Alpaca are better
It's true.
>>5386478
You're mean
Want to watch movies with a real man?
>>5387249
I still just want hella goats.
Dream farm land is my uncle says fuck his shitsons and gives it to me. I clear it out. Continue it as a goat farm. Build small limestone home with a solid galvanized roof. Plant what I can, bunch of stupid chickens for myself, maybe if there's money/time put in one of those fancy natural pools.
>>5387349
Well tbqh if I could I'd like to raise guanaco and vicuña, the wild ancestors of lama and alpaca, along with other unusual and difficult to manage animals like moose. That's more dream than probable reality though.
>>5387420
Yeah we want nigerian dwarf goats, aside from being the smallest they have the highest fat content in their milk out of goat breeds.
I like silkie chickens and some others but I prefer ducks, also just because they're my favorite meat and I prefer their eggs, quails are nice too and the easiest. There're a lot of other interesting birds that can be more hands-off with raising them too.
>>5387420
Oh yeah, also, you need to be careful with some limestone and concrete stuff because some of the minerals and stuff can wash into the soil over time and change the balance for plants.
Tfw your at the doctors office for flicking a screw in your eye.
>>5385894
>In a farm it's a good deterrent from other animals. Coyotes and foxes and stray cats or other stray dogs won't fuck with your farm as much if you have a couple large dogs. But then you have to specifically look for a farm bred dog, not just some backyard breeder bulldog.
Teach the dog the boundaries of your land, and to respect cats. You need the cats to keep the mice, rats, and birds in check. Chickens can keep mice in check, but can't always handle rats.
With farm cats, try to find the kittens early, and handle them so they get to know humans. Otherwise they will be wild ones. They still will be good mousers. Give the cats their shots if possible.
>>5388775
Nah I know that much. In this area you can get a farm cat clipped and fixed for free as long as you live in either the outer farming zip codes or in the poor inner city zip codes.
>>5387485
Oh shit I actually do know what too much about this bullshit but it works for what I want in a home.
I'm inheriting my moms home. Not like it's a rich area kinda place but I like it and I've been talking with my dad about putting in limestone for when we start fixing the foundation. There's already cement patio, been there for a decade.
Crazy how much me and my dad get along on housing ideas. Like both have similar goals for trees, he likes a galvanized roof more than me, I bring up sanding the sealing the wood floors and he's just excited cause apparently he tried to get mom into it but she was like nah but since it'll be my house one day and I'm paying so it's happening. I want a potbelly fire pit? Mom thinks it's weird but whatcha gone do? Give your house to the state or any of these shitty brothers that will just have hos and not pay taxes? Too bad dad likes potbelly fire pit anyway. And a pool table out back.
Future goals would be brother buys the house across the street and I buy the neighboring house right next to mine and tear it down just to have a larger yard and room to expand. Cause fuck it if I'm gonna inherit a house I'll just build it into my dream one instead of looking for one.
>>5388932
Mean to say I know way too much
Also on chickens I like eating chicken, love it fresh, love fresh eggs, they're not so bad in care and easy enough to kill but motherfucker are they dumb and suicidal. We used to have chickens in our actual city sectioned home and I hated them. Just waking up to them. Feeding them and how they'd try every goddamn day to just throw themselves into traffic or the mouths of our dog. Fucking chickens. Like I want them still for food but vegetarians do not understand that these birds just live to die.
Goats still best animal. I love how few fucks they give. A goat will cry at you and do backflip and be shitting casually the entire time then shit while headbutting cats. Ridiculous creatures. Love 'em.
>>5388962
Yeah. Goats.
Tangent
Mad that all i want to do is read of watch tv. Bot technical blind for the next 24 hourrs.
>>5381432
You're right, the first 3 are perfectly normal and wonderful couple.
The other two are different.
Ally hills and stevie- ally hills is pretty genuine and cool lesbian in the same league as the 3 above
Stevie is kinda fucked up. Pretty sure she was raped, and she was also a stripper and camwhore a long time ago. Then she just went full "lesbian". She seems more like the "bisexual but totally put off from men and seek women as counterparts instead"
Ellosteph is just an annoying as fuck LGBT attentionwhore whos also pretty fucking rude.
>>5388932
I went with standing seam painted steel. I didn't have the money for copper or tile. So far it's bounced a couple 1" hail storms.
>>5388962
There is a reason those of us who know chickens call them vegetables... On the other hand the life expectancy of a mouse or bug in a chicken yard is peck, peck, gulp. Biggest issue with them is you really need to keep the buggers confined away from other birds or they get sick.
>>5389015
The weirdest thing I learned about chickens in my experience, besides how retarded they are, is how much they like meat. They'll pick at each other if you don't throw down some animal protein. Makes sense they eat pest animals. Though never seen it since when we had them we never had pests.
Also based goat general when?
I'm curious if any of you are, or have been, into any kinds of sports?
In my country Handball is known as a lesbians game, but I've never played. I played football (soccer) when I was younger.
>>5379905
>5'3 lez
>want small qt to cuddle and dominate
>they're all taller than me
;-;
I'm going to have to start watching her.
I really like your typical "glam" beauty gurus like NikkiTutorials, Desi Perkins and LustreLux. They're a little too "made up" for my every day makeup, though. I usually wear a lighter base than they do and don't often wear falsies anymore.
Otherwise, I like watching a lot of game/cute animal related content.
>>5390294
Does archery count as a sport?
I mean it has an olympic, but...
>>5390294
Softball is definitely a game that attracts lesbians here. Golf does too, but mostly older ones. I'm pretty sure all the women who played basketball when i was in college were dykes. Then you have roller derby.
>>5381726
I've downloaded Pimsleur for Portuguese and I've been using Duolingo for Swedish.
>>5390294
Basketball and track and tennis in hs. Still watch and play basketball casually. Fav sport.
Softball is still known as the lesbian sport even though I've never seen a whole lot of lesbians in it. Soccer was the gayer sport in my experience and still kinda seems to attract the most dykes imo.
>>5390684
I have a friend who plays roller derby. Isn't that basically the feminist, genderfluid, lesbo version of American football? I swear everyone I see on her shared pictures is a SJW dykelord.
>>5390718
Yeah basically. I got asked to join one even but fuck that. I can't skate for shit and don't have that kinda coordination plus I hate contact sports.
If I'm gonna do an /asp/ie sport it's gonna be something like rock climbing.
>>5390728
I've always enjoyed team sports, this also why I like football. Also, being able to excuse a gente boob squeeze away with the sport being "contact heavy" was always a bonus.
Anyway, I was just reminded that a girl in Denmark was actually selected for the u17 national mens team in American football. No idea if she's a lesbian though, she's only 14 so I guess she might not even know for herself yet.
>>5390717
Maybe not so much in high school, but if there's a weekend softball league around, you can be sure to find at least a few lesbians there.
>>5390910
That's actually kinda true out here in cali.
>>5381726
I'm learning Italian online, it's going pretty well
>>5391087
Same here in Texas. It's like an open secret that softball leagues double as IRL middle-aged lesbian dating sites.
>>5391221
Really? I'm in tx and there's not even a softball league. There's some for kids obviously but I've never seen much of an adult one.
Everyone is super into basketball or soccer.
Weirdly know like 5 different pool lesbian/gay groups.
>>5391247
I know girls that play basketball, but I'm not really into ghetto studs.
>>5391337
Here's it's kinda just city wide best sport. Guess cause of the spuds. Even large businesses have there basketball leagues more than softball.
Could just be a general dying thing. No one really watches baseball anymore.
>>5391433
That's strange. Here I haven't seen many basketball leagues, but softball, kickball and roller derby are very popular.
>>5391777
To learn? I'm not exactly sure. In the modern society most people speak English to one another so I don't really feel like any stand out.
Of the languages I understand I would propably rate it:
1: French
2: Italian
3: Swedish
4: Spanish
5: German
6: Norwegian.
Not counting my Danish native language.
>>5391842
I think there's a old Estonian colonial city somewhere in Argentina.
>have ambiguous friend
>there's weird vibes
>would date, but neither is ready for actual relationship
>go out all the time, text everyday, have sleep overs...
>notsurewhatthesefeelsmean.jpg
>be cuddling with friend after a few drinks
>suggest making out
>she says she thought about it too but she knows that we'd get involved and she doesn't get involved right now...
>continue cuddling a couple more hours
What did she mean by that? I find her rather confusing. I like her but I don't think making out would change whatever the fuck we have right now. We did kinda had sex a month of so ago, but never really talked about it.
I've never been the relationship type, yet she seems like the one to change that and that kinda freaks me out, is it the same for her?
>>5392143
Maybe what you feel is the want for a relationship for the first time and that is what has you confused. You should rather talk to her about it I think.
>>5391221
Really? Like dateing sites? Never thought about it like that.
>>5392143
It means she likes you. She has feelings strong enough that she'd be hurt by just making out/fuck buddies. She'd save that for a legit relationship but whatever reason she can't have one at the moment. So you can either cut your losses and see her as a friend you'll maybe be extra touchy with or wait it out and keep it open that you'd want a relationship when she's ready. Whichever seems less painful to you.
>>5392299
Aikatsu
Hey speaking of lesbian youtube does anyone like carmilla?
Personally obviously not great. Laura qt but shitty character. Carmilla deserves better
Changing gears a little.
You guys. What am i supposed to if the HR department at my j is a derp?
>>5391842
Hey I've been there
>>5392305
If those are my options them I'll certainly wait it out.
She just happens to be having some things going on at home and she broke up with her ex like 2 months ago, so she doesn't want anything now, but I hope that I won't have to wait too long. And even if that's the case I've already been waiting years for someone like her.
>>5392781
Oh, you're that guy. Nevermind.
>>5392299
Is it over?
>>5392371
I like it, but not for the plot. I like it because Natasha is hot af and Elise is a qtie + qt couple and they kiss a lot.
>>5392299
Digimon. I dunno why but I'm hyped for the new game. I'm gonna be such a lesbian.
I taught a kid curse words in spanish and how to pinch other kids it was great.
Love this new job.
No one said Lindybeige? You're all fucking retards.
>>5394387
YESSSSS. You have good taste anon.
Also, thegreatwar and forgotten weapons are both amazing channels.
>>5393617
>Unrelated but Takemiya Jin is 158cm, that's cute as HECK.
She and Horii are both pretty short (I'm not tall by any means and I find them short!) but somehow neither of them strikes me as "cute". I think it's probably the brisque, businesslike body language.
>>5394387
Yessss
>>5394307
Whats your job?
>tfw disgusting non-white
>tfw you will never have a qt blonde gf
Why live?
I'm ready to throw in the towel, lesgen. I've been submerged in western media since the day I opened my eyes. How do I reconcile with the fact that I will never attain what the world has told me is desirable?
>wore a dress for the first time since I was like 3 today
Am I slowly turning into a complete femme master race?
>>5396293
What's the occasion?
>>5396316
There was no special one, I just wore it to class.
>>5396336
You may be turning into a complete femme master race then. Not that it's a bad thing.
>>5396336
I got into dresses too in college.
Just throw on a maxi dress and you look good with the laziest effort. No mixing and matching, sweat pant level comfy, you could be hungover as fuck and everyone still says "damn nice dress you look good what's the occasion".
The only down side is if it doesn't have pockets but then I always had a jacket with pockets so it worked out.
>>5396808
oh my bad meant to post this dress
I hate that I only got kinda into fashion in college. Public school uniforms stunted my ability to dress.
>>5396826
>>5396808
>sweat pant level comfy
I need to get used to be kinda restricted in taking steps and not being able extend my legs far to both sides, but then again, I always have nice legs in plain view when looking down.
>The only down side is if it doesn't have pockets but then I always had a jacket with pockets so it worked out.
Wearing clothes without pockets is the worst. I always store my key items in them and am at a loss when I don't have any.
>tfw tore a hole into my jacket's pocket yesterday and now everything I put in there falls straight to be bottom of the coat
>I hate that I only got kinda into fashion in college.
I'm already really into fashion, even worked a bit in that department before. And whilst I like the look of some dresses, I always felt they weren't really for me.
I guess living in a country that doesn't require school uniforms helped as well.
I have always worn dresses, I feel so "light" love it. The worst part about winter is that I feel like I have to pack myself in.
I think I might be into girls too but I'm not sure. I'm having dreams about kissing and making out with other girls and started to perceive them more wherever I go. I have a boyfriend and I told him about this and he just laughs it off. I don't know what to do and it's the first time ever I visit this board.
