Didn't we used to put things here?
Slowed Dead: >>5251177
>>5252546
First for Turkish masterrace
>>5252539
Did that but I kept coughing too hard. Had a halls with the honey and I didn't call my mom to pick me up. I'm in the clinic right now.
First for no white bf
So I never like kids and I'm terrible with them, but today I was at the bus stop and this qt guy showed up and then this woman with a baby showed up and she was standing giving him her back but her baby was looking at him and he started making silly faces and stuff to make the baby laugh.
I could practically feel my heart melting.
>tfw you will never have a straight bf to form a non meme family with
I'm having a huge problem, I can't accept sluts as people and I look down on them for being slutty, but the whole world tells me to accept it and they're sexually free and it's normal. I didn't really date a lot in my 20s and I just turned 30, and every 20-year-old I meet has had sex with like 60 dudes and it grosses me out.
Do I have to date sluts? Is this how the world works now?
>>5252578
the world has always worked like that honey you just were too autistic to see it
why date 20 year olds though? date people your own age you grandpa
>>5252578
No but you should probably be less of a prude. And also stop exaggerating how many people they sleep with to get sympathy on a chinese cartoon forum.
Also consider dating inside your age range you geriatric pedophile.
From old thread:
>>5252549
Why?
What's stopping you from living a life of nicety as the object of a man's love and desire? Imagine yourself by a balcony window, watching the start of another dusk. As the darkness creeps over the world that you see, you feel my warm arms around you and brush your head softly against my shoulder. Another new, exciting day will come soon, and you are mine.
>>5252549
Booger, telling the trolls that their trolling is working is the opposite of a way to make them stop.
depends man it sounds like you are idealizing virgins and not in touch with your masculine identity. men have needs and when you're gay the people you're interested in have the same needs so you fuck a lot. being sexually inexperienced is not always good you just need to be more accepting of different people an shit
like you are more of the issue than they are
>>5252596
it's only okay when the younger one looks for a daddy bf
son chasers are ew ew ew
>>5252592
then i'll just leave and come back on later.
>>5252597
You won't be alone forever. I won't allow it.
I am a man of means.
Have you considered modeling?
>>5252601
>this is what 17-year-olds actually believe
>>5252607
grandpa get off of the computing machine
>>5252563
Hnng, another turk here? :3
>>5252618
Evet. Sen o almanyada'ki turk muydun?
>>5252626
Is 30 really "grandpa" in twink years? Do you just plan on killing yourself when you hit 25 or something?
>>5252631
no I just don't plan on being a creepy semi pedo old guy and date people my age
>>5252634
>adults dating is now pedophilia
wew
>>5252630
Vay, hatırladın mı? Evet benim.
>>5252597
Oh come on booger, we're all gonna make it. There's thousands of masc sweet guys out there that would probably be in to you.
>>5252631
Yeah, pretty much...
>>5252641
i said semi
seriously get your glasses on it's ok if your sight is not what it used to be
>>5252642
Vay nasil gecti??? Azeri ibne ciktimi?
>>5252641
Adults dating was always pedophilia.
You're all a bunch of retarded babies, fyi.
Except for me and my Booger McGee, that is.
>>5252546
>tfw no torgo bf to play with when the Master is away ;_________;
why even live?
All the old trips left... Gaygen is dying
>>5252681
There's not even gay men left
>>5252679
Uzulme canim. Ve canini sikma. O kadar daha ibne varki by dünyada. Bir gün askini bulursun. Hic bir zaman durma! X
>>5252681
Same happened when Britfag left /hm/
God I fucking miss that wanker
>>5252681
>tfw
>>5252655
>Booger McGee
fucking hell, I just lost it. lmfao.
>>5252681
Gaygen will never die!
>>5252681
I've been here forever. Should I start tripping? You can just pretend to recognise me.
>>5252713
Nah desu things will be back to normal in probably a weeks time
>>5252709
don't worry. I'm still here for you. anon will always be here for you....
>>5252721
The main shitposters are gone
Rugbys banned
Maki left
All we need now is the femgen retards to ignore freddie
How was your day?
>>5252751
Kill yourself
Since no one wants to be my partner would any of you gay men want to be with me.
>>5252751
Mine was good, think I did really well on my Calc 2 test.
>"Wait, you're NOT into fems?"
>>5252753
I would hit it
>>5252751
Pretty good, dude. I have a corg just like that btw
>>5252756
literally me when i farted at a party once
>>5252753
FUCK OFF YOU TRANNY GO BACK TO MTFG DIE DIE YOU'RE NOT WELCOME HERE YOU UGLY FAT FUCK
>>5252753
This now a trans thread.
>tfw you will never be a real girl
>>5252769
nice try /mtfg/-kun, back to own containment board and stop making ppl here feel bad.
>>5252753
No get out
>>5252774
real girls can have girl tinklers too.
>>5252695
Evet haklısın. Ilk defa bir kişiden böyle kadar hoşlandim. Ben kendimi de anlamıyorum. Nasil tanımadığım bir kişiye "aşık" olabilirim ki?
.
Senin durumun nasil, arkadaşım? Merak ediyorum, yalan söylemeyeyim. :)
Things I want to experience, sexuality edition. Is this a realistic set of goals?
so far i have spooned, dryhumped and worn cum on my face in public. But im only 18, so there is still lots of time, right?
>>5252753
No melly
>>5252756
My type is anyone with a nice arse.
>>5252778
Nigger she's literally a tranny.
You're the cancer killing the gay man on gaygen
You're the reason paris is getting blown up by sand niggers because you're niiiiiice to them
Trannies and their chasers have been here for a week or two and just like europe look at tfw post quality.
>>5252784
Kill yourself spic go away nobody wants your fat tranny ass
>>5252753
Would you except my penis into your rectum
>>5252806
Yes
Fuck you all, is this the actual new thread?
>>5252833
I hope not
>>5252813
meh, a hole's a hole just as long as they are whiny bitches. And you're kind of being a whiny rn desu senpai.
>chris pratt wn fuck you
WHY LIVE
H
Y
L
I
V
E
>>5252851
look behind you, anon
>>5252851
I mean, fuck, these moves are getting me all hot
>>5252861
how do i smile like that?
i just look like a spasmatic kidnapper when i try to do a close-lipped smile.
why have spam bots from china taken over grindr completely
how did they let this happen
>>5252806
>double penetration
wtfman
>>5252768
goodness I'm so sorry that happened to you
>>5252871
he is literally the only moviestar to have ever given me butterflies
i spent all of GotG blushing and trying not to giggle
>>5252871
>>5252872
Who knows desu, I'm ducking sicck of it though
>>5252879
idk, it seems like it might be fun.
like i said though, im not sure if its actually safe to so - i dont wanna injure myself.
I was thinking maybe 2 guys with smallish dicks?
>>5252871
Because he's a qt "guy next door" type; he's not "pretty" and shredded like other hollywood hunks
>>5252871
Straight buddy next door type of guy who is goofy and makes you laugh. What is there not to like.
>>5252881
Ok what the fuck is GotG
>>5252896
You have to be pretty practiced with big toys for two guys at once
>>5252901
Guardians of the Galaxy
>>5252753
Honestly, I'd be down as long as you weren't weird about your junk. I want to have fun in the bedroom. I don't want to be with someone that bursts into tears when I touch their privates tbph.
>start of the school year
>went out to dinner with this one guy from my dorm because fuck it I was lonely
>thinks he wants a relationship with me
>tell him lolno i dont want a relationship
>meanwhile start developing a crush with this other gay qt in our dorm
>but he has a bf
>see him on grindr today
>omg he broke up or something my dream come true
>says he's rooming with the guy I mentioned previously
>suddenly feel like drinking
Gaygen, is life all about taking one step forward and two steps back?
>>5252916
>bursts into tears when I touch their privates tbph.
Does that really happen with trannies?
>>5252901
Guardians Of The Galaxy, a blockbuster film starring Chris Pratt in the central role.
They tested me for the flu and strep throat..
Bruh do you know this bitch stuck a damn Q tip down my throat.. Does sucking dick feel like this?
>mfw
Has anyone seen The Quest? Found out Jupp was on that show.
Wowzers.
>>5252945
Is that jupp?
>>5252932
I'm not really a chaser but that's the impression I've gotten. From what I've observed: most claim to have dsyphoria about their peens and that different things trigger it and shit. So if you touch a certain way and talk about or whatever, it may make them really upset, or it may not... it's all depending on the context. So it seems to me it's a big minefield you have to deal with when it comes to their privates. And really... how else would someone be that wants to actually cut it off?
This to me, is what makes trannies undesirable. It's not that they look like women or men or hons, its that you have to deal with the mental problems they have with their bodies. But like I said, not really a chaser, so I don't really know. Maybe I've just gotten the wrong impression.
>>5252954
It's his long lost twin.
>>5252931
meanwhile i dont know any gay guys irl
>>5252931
have 3some. problem(s) solved.
>>5252931
I mean...people can change their minds. Sure it might hurt him but why not go for it? or are you afraid of the guy you dated sabotaging you?
>wake up
>see this
what do?
>>5252933
hello, reddit
>>5253032
he looks like my ex so probably puke
I found this picture in an article for weight loss
but I like guys with a little bit of pudge
I'm a twink btw
>>5253051
don't act like you'd turn down liam payne
nice taste in ex bfs btw
>>5253056
I'm a skelly twink and I can't understand how people can be attracted to us
cuddling with us must feel pretty terrible
I like guys with some meat on their bones as well
Are you fags happy?
There's no more shitposters and now there's no more posts
>>5253063
oh
I couldn't tell it was him from the previous pic
I mean I probs wouldn't turn him down so I could brag about having fucked him
but I don't find him particulary attractive either
>>5253068
i'm never happy
>>5253064
Being a skelly twink cuddling with a strong kinda squishy man is GOAT
>>5253068
Give it time. They'll be back.
>>5253068
still better than seeing pictures of females and trolls going on about how every gay guy will die of aids
>>5253068
I'm pretty happy desu
now I can keep the rythm of the thread without focusing all my attention on it
>mfw typed desu instead of t b h
Good guys
>>5253076
I still haven't been able to do that
I've only cuddled with other skinny guys
I was always the skelliest one though
my ex had gained a bit of weight at one point and I was happy but then he went full bulimiamode because his coworkers kept calling him fat :c
>>5253090
would do 6
who would you do?
>>5253102
i'd kiss 5 and 6
Can someone with a 4 5 inch penis still be a good top even if its thin?
I've never had issues but the internet tells me different
>>5253140
Anon, do you want to be my boyfriend?
>>5253148
Maybe
>>5252931
take two steps forward... and three steps back
>>5253140
He is. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZbJb_AvecQ
>mfw he mentions his bubble butt in the show
Unnff~
Which trips do you have a crush on?
>>5252931
>lead a guy on with no intention of going further with him
>he fucks the guy you wanted and you're just left bitter and alone
Somehow, I think you deserve this.
>>5253189
Feel Good.
>>5253189
Feelgood, sludgepuppy and irishanon
>>5252383
I didn't "leave", I'm just.. you know, genderfluid.
Feeling more comfortable in /mtfg/ atm.
>>5253204
I will miss you!
Come back soon
>>5253204
>>5253208
>>5253189
All
>>5253189
That one gay guy, you know the one.
>>5253189
sludgepuppy.
a better question would be why do I always feel compelled to answer this dumb question and feel ashamed.
>>5253189
I've been here for way too long and I've never developed a crush for any tripfag
>mfw no imaginary 4chan bf
>>5253189
SP before he went bald, [spoiler]rugby[/spoiler], feelgood
>>5253251
>he doesn't like the bald
Well then.
>>5253273
i think ur qt
>>5253250
Hey baby.
>tfw no masked bf
Hey trips
>>5253068
>happy
what did he mean by this?
I don't want to live in a world where over 95% of men are straight
>>5253189
sludge (hold the puppy), horror, zombii
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D235JQtx_7Y
Holy shit fucking dedgen
>>5253287
sup
>>5253309
but straight men are best men
>>5253334
Yes we are
>>5253334
Straight men ruin this board
>>5253334
but whats even the point?
its ridiculous
>>5253227
Daily reminder you are the cutest guy i ever laid my eyes on <3
You make my heart melt
>>5253342
why is that?
>>5253275
>>5253309
Tbh senpai even if the world was 100% gay you would still be single
>>5253344
I thought you were into maki
>>5253349
I would not, actually.
>>5253343
I'll tell you how it is
you get a qt enough gay bf you can have sex with
and find a handsome straight man who will make your friend and love you in a non romantic yet honest way
that way your life will be complete.
>>5253344
daily reminder that who said you could speak to me?
>>5253359
stop it ;_;
>>5253352
No im just joking with him, we are joke-flirting for the sake of cute posting
>>5253363
I miss you sometimes, stupid
How am i supposed to contain my happiness when i saw you post? Anyway please forgive me :c
>>5253342
C'mon we ain't all bad
>>5253344
fuck you
>>5253389
Name one good one that's graced this board
Yesterday was a mess
tfw no bf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLFVGwGQcB0
>>5253398
h-hi anon
lots of Satie fans on this board, it seems. I'm learning Gnossienne 5 on the piano.
>>5253396
Me :3
I met a really qt girl today and she wants to meet up this weekend at my place(presumably to get fucked by me) im really stoked!
I loved talking to her
>>5253410
if by qt girl you mean 40+ year old poz daddy then sure
>>5253420
Show me support! Im nervous to meet her, i act real hard man towards her but im a cuddly sweet fem persian
I hope it will go fine!
>>5253410
Felicidades mi amigo, have you hooked up with anyone yet?
Straight men of gaygen
Which fag here would you fuck then throw down the stairs for making you feel gay?
Sludgepupps for sure
Our feelings are literally a joke to people
>>5253398
We classical music now
http://youtu.be/fVex6J8JUuc
>>5253458
That's pretty dark desu
>>5253458
nah, I would be in for a penny in for a pound so to speak. I wouldn't want him to break my heart nor would I want to break his. If I'm going to no longer be straight, then it's gonna be for someone that I really care about for me to make that leap. And it would kill me if I ever hurt them like that.
>>5253467
haha faggot
Why did they gay guy cross the road?
Because his dick was stuck in the chicken
>>5253478
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSAd3NpDi6Q
very well
>>5253499
It actually really hurts str8 anon :/
My feelings are so pure
>>5253457
I miss you so much it hurts sometimes
penus
>>5253534
and where does the penus go, anon?
>>5253090
;_;
>>5253513
I'm gay tho
Was just havin a laugh
They look so qt
>>5253467
I don't think that joke is that funny.
What nationality are you when you go to the bathroom?
You're-a-peein'
What nationality are you before you go to the bathroom?
Rushin'
Those are my favorite jokes.
>>5253565
Also that is my favorite fox.
>>5253512
http://youtu.be/dh451alWvaY
>>5253565
dooooope haaha i laughed hah
>>5253543
Hollywood? To make it big on the silver screen.
Just a guess.
>>5253645
they fucked in zombii's old pickup truck apparently, and now qtpersian's not letting up about it
>>5253674
Really
>>5253674
who topped who?
This place is dead without shitposters
Bring back rugby freddie maki sludge irish pls
>>5253736
I can shitpost a bunch if you want.
>>5253736
They'll come back
I'm 18 and is totally date a 30 year old
>>5253690
Who do you think?
Qtpersian x zombii
L-lewd af :3
>>5253775
Rugs is an obnoxious pedophile
Maki went full retard/psycho
Rabbi isn't even gay
freddie is a fake nigger
I hope sludge and Irish come back as well.
>>5253782
hides his skinnyfat so well
>>5253782
his butt looks qt there
>>5253795
looks like hes a covert fat bitch
>>5253815
HATE NEWSPAPERS
>>5253789
But they at least bump the thread
Rugbys funny and not even a pedo
Maki always has interesting things to say. How did he go full retard psycho?
Rabbis annoying as fuck
Freddies hilarious
Sludgec and irish are well adjusted adults
>>5253782
What a qt Arab man
>>5253251
>rugby
>>5253821
>Rugbys funny and not even a pedo
rugby pls
>>5253820
nigga what
![thXVGop[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/yarKg4s.jpg "thXVGop[1].jpg")
>>5253834
Cmon.
>>5253838
Yea I don't like the dialogue tbqh
>>5253825
post tum
>>5253825
ur physical appearance is pretty funny
tbqfhwu
>>5253864
bullygen pls
healthy at every size
Some girls are cute and I could be maybe romantically attracted to the right one, but I have practically zero sexual attraction. I am only sexually attracted to men, and romantically attracted too.
A-am I biscum?
>>5253849
Has qtpersian ever posted anything that wasn't his face?
>>5253789
Wait what happened to maki that made him psycho?
>>5253920
Not sure. He tagged up as "DEITY" and started referring to himself in the third person and like, denouncing everything he did as Maki while being super egotistical and weird.
He also shaved off his beard and posted a picture of him looking like some creepy pedo lol
Can two gay guys be friends without hooking up?
>>5253933
Top kek
>>5253960
Only if he's ugly
>>5253960
Im kind of figuring that out now. I just made a really good gay friend but because of personal issues I told him I'm not looking for anything sexual. Its been a few weeks and we're pretty close and seems to be working so far.
>>5253972
**also we both admitted we were attracted to each other for all that's worth
>>5253976
sucks that personal issues gotta keep you from your mutual attraction :\
How're you guys doing?
I've gotta rant for a second.
So I'm minding my own shit searching "anorexia warning signs" on Google cause of my sister worrying me, and I click on a result with a url called anad.org, and then it says "checking browser..." With a button that said "continue to site" which I clicked on. That brought me to fatalcrash . xyz and said my computer was just infected by a worm, I should call tech support at a number I haven't found results for when googling, and not to use my computer cause I might lose important data.
I'm a student. I have online classes. I don't know what to do. Any tech literate people here?
Fuck my life
>>5254007
do you live near campus? many uni ITs offer some sort of repair/virus removal service
>>5254007
Yeah don't call that number, they'll just try to scam your credit card info.
Download and install malwarebytes free version, run a scan, and see if it finds anything.
Probably back up your important data to an external hard drive or even a flash drive just in case, but consider it quarantined for a while--that is, don't plug it into anything until you can be sure your computer wasn't actually infected.
If your computer does end up being infected, just take it to some local computer repair place (not GeekSquad for the love of god) and let them know what happened, and see if they can do anything about the possibly infected backups on the flash drive.
>>5254007
as someone going to school for IT, your computer now has cancer. I recommend throwing it away before it spreads to any other devices
>>5254007
>anorexia and ugly face
U should ask 5652(samuel)
>>5254032
lol. ass
tbqh i think im in love with qtpersian
he makes my lil dick so hard and when i hear his voice i feel really warm inside
>>5254018
>>5254030
>>5254032
I have McAfee and I'm currently running a scan. 67% complete and no issues detected so far. The virus in question is YahLover . worm which is weird cause apparently that's transferred from Yahoo and I don't even go there.
Could it be images I've saved from here onto my phone and then uploaded from iPhone to PC later?
I should disconnect from my home wifi?
>>5254082
How little is your penis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpsbj0OoeNo
YOU ALL SUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
>>5254091
almost 4" so average I guess?
>>5254088
Use malwarebytes. McAfee is awful.
>>5254108
that's the perfect size. Snuggle me senpai
>>5254104
Maki pls...
>>5253776
>What are you up to tonight, gaygen?
welp, I was reading this : >>5240149
and even though I know it's bullshit, I got emotionally invested in it.
Then someone posted this: >>5253711
and it hit me right in the feels.
Now OP is adding a bunch of greentext and turning it into a porno, so I know it's all bullshit. Oh well.
WOW gaygen tottaly sucks.
Mod should ban everyone.
Wipe this board clean.
>>5254146
gaypocalypse
>>5254119
really? :3c thanks anon
made me feel good
deadgen
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OWbD1NiHiA
>>5254223
ATTENTION EVERYONE LEAVE THE BOARD IMMEDIATELY
FUNERAL SERVICE @ 9:00 pm EST TOMORROW AT MTFGEN
WTB unconditional love from someone cute.
Offering essentially nothing.
>>5254280
what are your rpg stats
