[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / biz / c / cgl / ck / cm / co / d / diy / e / fa / fit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mu / n / news / o / out / p / po / pol / qa / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y ] [Home]
4chanarchives logo
gay general: sam is a slut edition
Images are sometimes not shown due to bandwidth/network limitations. Refreshing the page usually helps.

You are currently reading a thread in /lgbt/ - Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual & Transgender

Thread replies: 255
Thread images: 47
File: 5652 is a slut.jpg (126 KB, 600x835) Image search: [Google]
5652 is a slut.jpg
126 KB, 600x835
5652 spends all day gobbling cocks to shitty grime music

previous: >>5249695
>>
first for straight pride world wide
>>
First for purity in body and mind.
No alcohol or fast food, soft drinks for me.

>tfw no junkie loser gay friend
>>
>>5251018
Nah I'm a good boy desu, I don't know any drug dealers
>>
>>5251189
aka ur an ugly boring loser
>>
File: 116133.jpg (98 KB, 600x600) Image search: [Google]
116133.jpg
98 KB, 600x600
BIG GERMAN WURST.
>>
>>5251193
mean i dont know any drugdealers either
i know guys that know drugdealers but not drugdealers personally
>>
>>5251193
excuse me for not seeking out and regularly purchasing cocaine >.>
>>
>>5251188
its all good man I went fromm eating no junk food to thats all I eat now. I really should start cooking again.
>>5251194
Oh yes <3
>>
>>5251197
Hey you aren't me
>>
>>5251197
u cant be gay and not know drug dealers personally

>>5251199
cocaine is shit
>>
>>5251205
i never claimed to be you?

>>5251206
>u cant be gay and not know drug dealers personally
exactly
>>
ik i posted the op
but seriously
how comes homos love high top trainers
they all wear high top trainers
why?
>>
worst edition
can everyone stop bullying me kk thx
>>
>>5251224
nyaaah hahaha
>>
>>5251178
>nobody should do meth
>I'd do adderall

These are almost exactly the same thing. This is why drug users hate "plebs". Learn how drugs work before you start deciding which ones somebody else can safely use.

You probably think anyone who uses meth or heroin is an addict. That's just not true.

All in all, either be accepting or don't. There is no halfway. If someone has a problem, it isn't the drugs, it's them. point out the things that they do on the drugs and why you don't like them. Don't assume they can't continue using the drugs and change their behavior or attitude while on them.

That being said, some people are just druggies with no life outside of drugs. You definitely can't change them; judge those people for their drug use and resistance to change. Don't lump all drug users into that group.
>>
>>5251230
>These are almost exactly the same thing
lol, no they aren't. The body breaks them down differently and they hit the brain barrier extremely differently. Adderall isn't highly addictive and meth is.
>>
>>5251230
true
idk any heroin users
but i know hundreds of meth users
doctors lawyers teachers bankers
they spend all weekend taking meth and then go to work
u can function fine in meth
i do
junkies will get addicted to anything
obese ppl are literally sugar junkies
>>
>>5251230
>This is why drug users hate "plebs". Learn how drugs work before you start deciding which ones somebody else can safely use.
Right there with you, friendo, that's my argument for why I won't take them.

>All in all, either be accepting or don't.
Well, If you don't want to hear me talking about: "Drugs are bad, mkay?" then tell me and I stop. I would really only bring it up again, if I see you suffer or get worse.
>>
>>5251189
That's fine. There are legal herbs that can work on opiate receptors as well, but you can look into that on your own time.

>>5251193
You know that being exclusive in regards to sober people hurts you more than them? Every time you shut people off from drugs they assume drug users are bad, cliquey people.
>>
>>5251242
That's nice, freddie
>>
>>5251230

>there is no difference between taking different types of drugs

mmkay babe
>>
>>5251250
but ppl who dont use drugs tend to be annoying and boring
i dont try to shut them off on purpose
but generally theyre just really shit people
>>
>>5251230
Oh wow I won't have the respect of a junkie. What will I do?! Meth is not adderall. They aren't used the same way. Meth is much stronger and easier to get addicted.
>>
Who is the most insane trip here?
>>
>>5251241
Are you arguing that metabolites are the main difference between drugs? We're literally talking about the difference between a methyl group and an electron pair. If you think that changes the subjective nature of the high you're wrong. The main reason meth is different is because it can be vaporized. Blood-brain barrier would only affect the dose and onset, anyways.

Adderall is highly addictive, btw. Both are sched 2 in US.
>>
>>5251241
That's the logic of a drug user for you. They will misinterpret information in order to justify their addiction.
>>
>>5251270
qtpersian
>>
itt
geeks who have no life and only read about drugs in books
trying to tell ppl who take drugs what drugs do
this is why ppl who read books for fun are the first ppl killed in a revolution
u dont know everything
stfu
>>
>tfw no junkie boyfriend to take to church, debunk leftist fallacies he believes, make him redpilled and a better person
>tfw he leaves me because homosexuality is a sin
>>
>>5251258
>>5251267

>different types

methylamphetamine or amphetamine+electron pair. They are not different types of drugs. They are phenethylamines that act on the CNS in almost exactly the same way.
>>
>>5251289
That's nice, freddie
>>
>>5251242
You definitely don't function fine. Pretty obvious to anyone, except for you, sadly.
>>
>tfw come home from working physical job
>tfw bf loves the smell of sweat

I'm thinking of proposing soon lads t-b-h
>>
>>5251296
Meth is not adderall. Learn the difference between being in the same class and being the same drug. Junkie brain. lol
>>
>>5251301
but marriage is between a man and a woman
>>
>>5251306
Nice facts there, bro.
>>
>>5251307
Gender doesn't exist, we are all part of the Borg.
>>
>>5251307
Don't troll son, gay marrige is legal in britbongistan.
>>
>>5251298
im not on drugs now
i dont come on gaygen when im high
because im getting high
so uve never seen me post when im high
on comedowns sure
but not when high
i become way more chilled and a better person when im high on meth
thats why ppl take drugs
they make them either more chilled or more fun
no one gets worse on drugs
its why ppl like u are so boring and unbearable with ur "facts"
>>
>>5251306
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3475187/

Oh look, heres a study comparing their abuse potential that found NO STATISTICAL SIGNIFICANCE between them.
>>
>>5251301
I wish I had a sweaty bf, to be honest.

>>5251307
Bottoms are women.
>tfw no muscle bottom bf to stuff into a tight, strapless wedding dress
>>
>>5251301
I don't know if Xenu will approve of such a thing. You may want to rethink your life choices.
>>
saying meth is bad for u
is like saying cake is bad for u
because some stupid obese cunts eat too much of it
everything is fine in moderation
most drug users arent strung out addicts sleeping on the street
just like most ppl who eat cakes dont weigh 300kg
>>
>>5251306
>>5251324
Oh and a tl;dr for you in case you don't want to know facts:

"Finally, given that methamphetamine is more likely than d-amphetamine to be abused in the natural ecology, the present data showing that these amphetamines produced predominately similar effects suggest that methamphetamine abuse is likely influenced by non-pharmacological factors."
>>
File: [SCREAMS EXTERNALLY].gif (929 KB, 264x320) Image search: [Google]
[SCREAMS EXTERNALLY].gif
929 KB, 264x320
>tfw some dude from class found my okcupid profile

fffffuuuuck
what do i do
>>
>>5251230
There is a big difference between adderall and crystal meth, which is what most people mean when they say meth
>>
>>5251338

Okay, lets take a look at that analogy.

A normal person will eat cake maybe once every 2 weeks or so. They are completely able to not eat cake it they want to.

How many times a day do you take meth? Could you stop if you wanted to?
>>
>>5251342
Who cares? If you're in university/college then it doesn't matter at all since you shouldn't care about any of those people.
>>
>>5251343
literally a CH4. Take a fucking chem class before spouting off your DARE bullshit to me.

See
>>5251341
>>
Lads,
re: proposing
What rings should i get/ spend on them.
or proposal ideas?
>>
>>5251358
A cock ring
>>
>>5251346
he liked it though.

and he seems pretty cool. and i do give a shit about him, for some retarded reason.
>>
>>5251362
Is he gay too? Or does he like that you're gay? What do you mean by "he liked it"?
>>
>>5251372
>not knowing how okc works
>>
>>5251372
he liked my profile.
>>
>>5251324
>heres a study comparing their abuse potential that found NO STATISTICAL SIGNIFICANCE between them.
>abuse potential
>potential
>not actual
therefore, someone prescribed adderall by a doctor and someone recreationally using meth are the same

typical shit junky logic
>>
I want to throw maki off of a cliff and watch her die slowly
>>
>>5251376
I don't have okc obviously

>>5251377
Oh ok
>>
>>5251280
Not saying anything about adderall/meth distinction, but saying that a methyl group difference doesn't matter is wrong. The difference between dimethylmercury (one of the world's strongest neurotoxins and can pass through latex gloves like nothing) and ethylmercury (safe) is basically the POSITION of a methyl group
>>
>>5251314
Yes, Gender doesn't exist, but sexes exist.

>gender is term created by cultural marxist
>racist as well
the more you know

>>5251315
Yeah, but it's not marriage, it's "gay marriage", so not real marriage.
>>
>>5251348
They may be the same chemical but the effect on the body (inhalation vs oral administration) are far different.

Also keep in mind that pharmaceutical methampetamine and fucking street meth are different in both quality and content then you are a fucking retard.
>>
>>5251410
>Also keep in mind that pharmaceutical methampetamine and fucking street meth are different in both quality and content then you are a fucking retard.

That's pretty much why there's a distinction. Street meth has a host of nasty shit in it rather than being the pure drug itself...
>>
>tfw no junkie gay friend on a drug trip and comes to you and gets really clingy and cuddly
>>
>>5251392
You're just an idiot arguing semantics. Learn to read a study and what the term "abuse potential" means. Also stop spreading lies because you think you're smart when you don't know shit. The drugs are pharmacologically almost the same. Your claim was that one was more addictive. You're wrong.

>>5251410
Sure. Having a pure version of each is obviously important. I'm not encouraging the use of either, btw; I just don't think you can say they're different pharmacologically i.e. addiction.

>>5251402
This is true, but not so much in large organic molecules. Thats why freebases and salts can have the same effect.
>>
>>5251420
>and then starts stealing form you
>and doing drugs at your place
>and starts making drug deals at you place
>etc.
>>
>>5251429
thanks for ruining the fantasy

>tfw no depressed, sad emo bf who comes to you for comfort
>>
File: 1367239760957.jpg (48 KB, 400x400) Image search: [Google]
1367239760957.jpg
48 KB, 400x400
>>5251395
Shut up, Maki.
>>
>>5251345
yes
ive stopped taking meth because im on bail and might get drug tested
i havent used it in almost a week
i can stop using it just like that
prescription drugs are worse and have shitty side effects
now if i dont take abilify i get really sick
to the extent i cant get out of bed
like i said i know lots of ppl with great jobs who are really successful
they do meth all weekend and then stop during the week when they have to work
ive only met one guy who seemed to have a problem with it
but hed probably have a problem with lucozade if he drank it
its the person not the drug
>>
>>5251428
"Meth" as most people refer to it is crystal meth, which is different than say a 30 mg adderall tablet
>>
>>5251428
Not that a freebase is equivalent to a methylated base, but in terms of electronegatvity they're similar. It might be better to compare a flouridated bond to a methylated bond.
>>
>>5251435
feel when no girly guy trying to turn you gay
>>
>>5251358
>tfw no one will ever propose to you
kill me tbqh faM
i can't take this loneliness anymore.
>>
>>5251435
>tfw no bf to hold me and comfort me when I'm in a depressive period
>>
>>5251442
we chemistry nao
>>
>>5251439
Here's the part where I say "how?" and you tell me about purity and route of administration, and I say "sure, explain to me how that changes addiction potential" and then you shrug and keep whining about how different they are.
>>
>>5251447
>tfw no regular cute guy who is okay with you being straight sexually, but teases you about being gay when you fuck his boypussy or he gives you a blowjob
>>
>>5251454
>tfw actually have an organic chem exam tomorrow
>Watching shitposters on gg instead of studying
>>
>>5251358
>getting married

fuck the heteronormative normative

if you're going to propose something it better be an open relationship or even better a poly one
>>
>>5251455
If you abuse your adderall prescription sure the addiction rates are probably similar
>>
>>5251464
Hold on there, I said marriage is between a man and a woman, but that doesn't mean you gays have to act all degenerate.
>>
>>5251464
>buzzwords
>more buzzwords
Would you like some water with your salt
>>
Did somebody say Christmas?
>>
>>5251455

fucking r e k t
>>
>>5251459
>straight sexually
>fuck his boypussy or he gives you a blowjob
dude a+ fantasy id really want to be in a situation like that too but thats pretty gay
you cant deny that
>>
>>5251436
Not maki
I want to break every bone in his body cut his arms off and slap my cock on his face
>>
>>5251464
you homos are such sluts
>>
>>5251468
It's almost like... they're the same.
>>
>>5251475
N-no h-homo though, I say as he closes in and kisses me on the lips and almost painfully fondles my bulging underpants ....
>>
>>5251487
way too cute dude
this isnt good soon we will both start liking men
stop this
>>
>>5251450
marry me booguu<33
>>
File: 1362853397208.png (129 KB, 343x360) Image search: [Google]
1362853397208.png
129 KB, 343x360
>>5251480
Maki, stop.
I know you're upset, but it's really sad to see you like this tbqh.
Just move on.
>>
>>5251484
I don't think I'm the same person you started this argument with. All I wanted to say was that crystal meth and adderall are different.

Adderal, like most controlled substances has a high potential for abuse
>>
>>5251455
So how many people are using crystal meth therapeutically and not abusing? I don't really give a fuck about a drug's potential for abuse but actual. What's the probability that someone using meth is going to fuck up my live compared to someone prescribed adderall.
>>
>>5251471
literally read the OP and stop judging people by the way they act.

>>5251481
same.

There is nothing wrong with being sexually free aka a slut
>>
>>5251508
>There is nothing wrong with being sexually free aka a slut
and this is why HIV+ rates are on the rise for homos
>>
>>5251508
no there is if youre in a relationship with a person you dont go sleeping around with others
that shits really messed up
i really dont care about your sexuality if you this you should not be allowed to commit to a relaitonship
>>
>>5251511
>le hiv meme
straight people has aids too

>>5251515
why would I get in a relationship with someone who's not sexually free?
>>
>>5251524
>why would I get in a relationship with someone who's not sexually free?
because you love them?
>>
>>5251507
Here's my point: exactly the same. It's not the drug that makes a person shitty, it's the person. If the argument is "addicts are more likely to fuck my shit up", then the argument devolves to which drug is more addictive. We just had that argument. Someone who responsibly uses either drug is just as likely to fuck your shit up as the other. My friends who needed money to buy adderall (speed) stole tons from me. My friends who needed money to buy meth stole money as well. Neither drug is better or worse. Therefore, saying "meth users are bad but adderall users aren't" is dumb. It's a distinction that doesnt have to be made- because they're almost the exact same thing.
>>
>>5251526
you dont fall in love before getting into the relationship
>>
File: image.jpg (2 MB, 3264x2448) Image search: [Google]
image.jpg
2 MB, 3264x2448
>Chinese takeout
>comfy sweater, comfy sweatpants, and comfy socks
>cold and raining outside
These are the best feels

Pic unrelated
>>
>>5251533
what if you fall in love during the relationship?
oh right hes a swinger i guess
well whatever suits you
as long as you sluts go for eachother thats fine
kinda like homosexuality desu
>>
>>5251524
>straight people has aids too
and if it were on the rise for straights, it would be because they are being dumbass sluts as well. And I would tell the dumbass straights to act more like the (theoretical) gays and be responsible & not be sluts. But unfortunately right now gays are the problem.
>>
>>5251534
>Chinese takeout
Not comfy, enjoy your MSG induced brain AIDS.
>>
>>5251535
>what if you fall in love during the relationship?
that's the idea

but you just don't initiate a relationship with someone who's not compatible with you.
>>
>>5251342
Ask him out?
>>
>>5251542
>gays are the problem
uh why the fuck are you here?
>>
>>5251545
yeah dude i get your point
as long as youre only into sluts thats fine
dont slut around with normal people
>>
>>5251548
oh come on hes right you poofer
dont deny that shit
you fags ARE the problem
>>
>>5251542
you can be a slut and not be a dumbass

like there's condoms and prep and all that shit

literally you can bareback with charlie sheen and not get aids if you're not dumb
>>
>ITT: Homosexual men arguing for using meth use and being a slut
>...and barebacking Charlie Sheen, no less.

congrats on not falling into any gay stereotypes fellas.
Shall the next topic be about the benefits of being sassy?
>>
File: GetOutOfMyOffice(Space).png (187 KB, 376x428) Image search: [Google]
GetOutOfMyOffice(Space).png
187 KB, 376x428
I left my flat and realised every other man is prettier, taller and probably more financially well off than I am.

The only thing I have, in terms of acquiring a boyfriend, over them is that they don't like putting their cocks inside other men.

It's not looking good, chaps.
>>
>>5251481
You'd be amazed how many prudes there are.
>>
>>5251580
start working out desu senpai
>>
>>5251579
>Shall the next topic be about the benefits of being sassy?

Oh, come on
who doesn't like a sassy gay guy?
>>
>>5251601
Name one good thing about a sassy gays.
Protip: you can't
>>
>>5251614
they're funny
they usually know a lot of gay guys they can introduce you
they usualyl give good fashion advice
they help straight people in their relationships because they understand both sides
they have the best comebacks

literally a+ tier people
>>
>>5251580
More people probably find you attractive than you think, Anon. People have a pretty large spectrum of preferences.
There are lots of guys that many people find super attractive who don't do it for me, and vice versa.
>>
>>5251620
I would marry one if I could.
>>
>>5251590

Ugh, fine.

Can I call it exercise? "Working out" sounds pretentious.

>>5251623

I suppose. I was just shocked by how tall everyone was, or rather, how short I seemed. Everyone was a clear head taller than me.
>>
>>5251642
me too

>tfw no sassy bottom bf who will tell you about what he told to that fat bitch LaRhonda about her husband during their pedicure that afternoon while you fuck his bp and he's like 'guuuuuurrll'
>>
>>5251662
you call it whatever you wanna call it dude
have fun and good luck
>>
>>5251662
How tall are you? It's probably just that you notice the tall guys more.
I'm 180cm and feel short all the time, despite being average.

Standing up straight can make a difference too, I find that I lean a lot and have pretty bad posture when I'm not thinking about it.
>>
File: brofist.jpg (68 KB, 1280x720) Image search: [Google]
brofist.jpg
68 KB, 1280x720
>>5251666
>>
File: no_.jpg (151 KB, 1731x1727) Image search: [Google]
no_.jpg
151 KB, 1731x1727
>>5251620

>they're funny
only if you are making fun of gays
>they usually know a lot of gay guys they can introduce you
ok, so more sassy gays then. pls no.
>they usualyl give good fashion advice
I don't need to waste money on overpriced clothes and hair cuts
>they help straight people in their relationships because they understand both sides
I don't believe this
>they have the best comebacks
best, no. most annoying, yes

>literally a+ tier people
no

>>5251642
>I would marry one if I could.
no

>>5251666
and no


reeee.
>>
File: 1445205530002.png (8 KB, 640x480) Image search: [Google]
1445205530002.png
8 KB, 640x480
How 2 b confident?
>>
>>5251666
>>5251642
>>5251620
These posts just further alienate me from whatever "gay community" exists out there

I'm not saying I want strict masc4masc shit but goddamnit, I can't stand sassy attitude. It's why I loathe most women. And now I have to be around it when I'm around only men? Being around sassy gay men gets old almost immediately. I hate when people are catty and that's what they live on.
>>
>>5251696

I think I'm a little shorter than you are. I've not been measured in ages though, like, since school ages.

It's not slouching. I have to make sure I'm not marching about like an autistic toy soldier moreover.
>>
wow
ugly people are so fucking judgemental and miserable
>>
>>5251721

>that's why I loathe most women

Maybe you're just an autistic dick head who hates everyone for no reason?

Just relax, mate.
>>
>>5251736
Sassiness is an unattractive quality. It's rude and it's grating. That's all I'm trying to say
>>
>>5251177
is it true that the more slutty a gay man is, the worst marriage material he'll turn out to be? Kinda like those stats where straight girls who slut around aren't as likely to have sucessful marraiges as clean straight girls.
>>
>>5251716
If you just think "what would [insert confident and relatable friend here] do in this situation?" and then do it, eventually you'll do it by accident. That's confidence.

Don't have friends? That's fine. Pretend to be a hero in your favorite action movie/video game universe. Then you'll get friends. Then act like the confident ones do until you do it by accident.
>>
File: duh.gif (331 KB, 336x480) Image search: [Google]
duh.gif
331 KB, 336x480
>>5251736
>>
>>5251742
true dude slutiness is universal and genderless and all those words you people throw around
>>
>tfw no masc bf to cook for
>tfw never live together in house together
>tfw never have friends over for yahtzee and wine
>tfw never have family over for the holidays
>tfw never adopt two kids
>tfw never have homosexual nuclear family model and live out american dream
>>
>>5251742
every married gay man i know has sex with lots of different people
i had sex with one tonight who said hes not a bad person for cheating on his husband
a lot of them will tell you that
so no because every gay person who isnt ugly is a slut
being out of shape and or ugly makes you worst marriage material to gays
>>
>>5251741
>>5251726
>>5251721
Well, that's you and your tastes, or are you going to impose your tastes on others? inb4 godwin and the "H" word, because of pink inverted triangles...

Some would say "Blondes are unattractive because they they are dumb always". Much prejudice here? Priviledge check done.

Good thing that intolerants like you never really belong to any community that's not reactionary. Because that's what you think normies do right?
>>
File: 1444024424351.jpg (12 KB, 480x369) Image search: [Google]
1444024424351.jpg
12 KB, 480x369
>>5251770
>so no because every gay person who isnt ugly is a slut
men arent for me i guess
ill stay on the pure straight path
>>
>>5251770

i feel bad for you
>>
File: image.jpg (67 KB, 597x597) Image search: [Google]
image.jpg
67 KB, 597x597
>>5251768
>tfw no fem bf
>>
>>5251188
I can be your junkie gay
>>
>>5251741

I suppose, I just feel like you're overestimating how much "sassiness" there is in the world. Maybe you live in a high sass location.

>>5251757

Well, I'm convinced, kill all women!

>>5251768

<3
>>
File: ohio8n-2-web.jpg (51 KB, 970x646) Image search: [Google]
ohio8n-2-web.jpg
51 KB, 970x646
>>5251768
>tfw no terrorist fighting bf
>>
File: stop-liking-what-i-dont-like.jpg (25 KB, 301x360) Image search: [Google]
stop-liking-what-i-dont-like.jpg
25 KB, 301x360
ITT PIC RELATED
>>
File: 1447802432564.jpg (513 KB, 1277x1920) Image search: [Google]
1447802432564.jpg
513 KB, 1277x1920
>Elevator in my building broken
>Have to walk up several flights of stairs to get to my room
>qt in tight pants in front of me
My dick was ready to go, lads. Most exciting thing to happen all week.
>>
>>5251806
if you like sluts youre a cuc.k
if youre a slut youre disgusting and should die
>>
File: image.png (517 KB, 641x316) Image search: [Google]
image.png
517 KB, 641x316
>>
>>5251781
no all men are sluts
its women who stop men from being sluts
so if ur not a slut its because u have a womans brain
the thing is women dont want men who have womens brains
so basically u might as well kill urself because no one will want u

>>5251807
i hate people who have white front teeth and yellow back teeth
>>
>>5251812
Sure, fags are haram, ALLAH ACKBAR!!!
>>
>>5251802
y-yeah he looks qt. <33 i don't know that much about the current events with isis and all of that but i'm pretty sure i don't like islam so a terrorist fight bf would be cool.

>>5251787
h-hi~~
>>
>>5251819
>ackbar
>akbar
>>
>>5251819
man i might just might slightly like arabs more than homos
no actually i dont but its a close call
god i hate you homos
>>
File: 1394139886447.gif (2 MB, 320x182) Image search: [Google]
1394139886447.gif
2 MB, 320x182
>>5251716
Practice. Expose yourself to or in new and scary things all the time until they stop bothering you. In order to master anything, you must first endure it.

that said its much more comfy to be insecure and shy away from other human beings tbqh tho family
>>
>>5251824
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Gial_Ackbar
Check your priviledge, normie.
>>
>>5251833
lol priviledge
im dumb af
and even i know how to spell privilege
>>
>>5251818
uh huh sure
ill kill myself because a little nignog fruit said i wont be able to get a girl because im not slutty enough
>>
File: ss (2015-11-18 at 06.30.58).png (46 KB, 715x460) Image search: [Google]
ss (2015-11-18 at 06.30.58).png
46 KB, 715x460
>>5251822
Here's short summary for you

(Daesh = ISIS)
>>
File: RHPS.jpg (6 KB, 480x360) Image search: [Google]
RHPS.jpg
6 KB, 480x360
Hi, I'm trolling this thread, because "Gay community" and the lulz.
>>
>>5251839
u wont get a girl because ur an ugly boring faggot
girls like men with mens brains
mens brains tell them to stick their dicks in as many holes as possible
bitches dont want betas
and faggots dont want uglies
so like i said no one will want u so just kill urself
>>
>>5251802
I had an online/sexting relationship with a member of the Israeli Military

He was cute but unwilling to admit he was gay or even interested in men outside of me.
>>
>>5251848
sure thing nignog
im sure your poofy dick has been in waay more vaginas than mine
>>
File: 1445217313554.gif (2 MB, 325x244) Image search: [Google]
1445217313554.gif
2 MB, 325x244
>>5251836
I as a pronoun is capitalized, always, or do you feel less human than the rest?

You're just a Nazi, please go back under the bridge.
>>
>>5251853
well its been in more than zero
so yeah
>>
>>5251779
wft man. All these words and I still don't know what the hell you are trying to say. You should try posting when you aren't on whatever drug you are on right now.
>>
>>5251857
i seriously doubt youve even had sex with a woman senpai
give it up
>>
>>5251841
hmmm yeah that sounds really complicated.
why don't the sunni and shi'ites get along and everyone else just kind of keeps out of it?
>>
>>5251855
shoulda put that i in quotations desu

>>5251861
prolly not ur definition of a woman
since the women i fucked werent born with dicks/ dont still have dicks
>>
>>5251862

Jeez, Boogz, just enact world peace why don't you.

The Shia think someone else should be Caliph, whereas the Sunni think another chap ought to be.

You can't just work through that kind of complex situation in 1400 years, you know?
>>
>>5251868
>desu
Greatest counter-argument ever, 4chan shitposters, giving you desus since 2003...
>>
File: sugar.gif (476 KB, 500x298) Image search: [Google]
sugar.gif
476 KB, 500x298
bros
apprentice is on in 5 minutes
woop

>>5251872
im hot
ive fucked girls without trying
ive only had sex with more men because girls dont give u drugs for free

>>5251875
it changes certain words to desu idk what it even means
>>
>>5251862
>everyone else just kind of keeps out of it?
This should have been realized years ago, it's too late now. We always think we must stick our nose in other people's business, and there's a reason why there was so much protesting against Iraq war back in 2003(though we already were involved before that).
>>
So in the last thread I said I don't really blush and am quite calculated.

Tonight I had someone 6 years younger than me say 'Anon you're cute, I'd fuck you'. I still didn't blush, but I was quite taken back and didn't really know what to respond with. I just said 'Excuse me?'

Just, fuck my shit up gaygen.
>>
>>5251905

are these the kids youre teaching?

ahaha that is so cute. Its just like one of my japanese cartoons! I would watch your drink if i were you... :3
>>
>>5251891
>it changes certain words to desu idk what it even means
You're an idiot.
>>
>>5251905
if someone said that to me you wouldnt be able to see me blush on my face but id do this thing where you could really see im embarrassed
im so bad at hiding these things
>>
>>5251915
Why my drink..?

Also no I don't teach them.

But fucking seriously, what do you even say to that?
>>
>>5251926

Just say "thats enough of that" and set them extra work.

Oh and you are so cute when youre innocent.
>>
>>5251926
if theyre hot u find somewhere u can fuck
if theyre not u laugh and say thanks and walk off
god u people are so awkward
i didnt realise social skills were so hard to get

>>5251918
cos idk what desu means?
>>
>>5251926
*zip*
>>
>>5251936
youre literaly autistic
>>
File: alan_sugar_1367903a.jpg (161 KB, 460x288) Image search: [Google]
alan_sugar_1367903a.jpg
161 KB, 460x288
LORD SUGAR TIME NIGGAS
>>
>>5251936
I didn't mention the part where it was in front of half a dozen people. I don't think courting him or saying thanks would've gone down very well.

>>5251935
I don't teach them.
>>
>>5251827
Didn't you want to be a social worker or something?
>>
>>5251942
im the opposite
its why i know how to deal with normal situations
and the rest of u freak out over them
like fat japs

>>5251952
oh
well u just say thanks
and find somewhere to fuck later
its not hard

apprentice has started bye
>>
File: 1447494357974.png (13 KB, 948x848) Image search: [Google]
1447494357974.png
13 KB, 948x848
>>5251936
>cos idk
English, mother fucker...
>>
File: scrambled clegg lib dems.png (641 KB, 1100x553) Image search: [Google]
scrambled clegg lib dems.png
641 KB, 1100x553
>>5251905
>tfw you blush even having casual conversations with strangers
>>
>>5251896
When ppl are told by god that they must convert every other person on the entire planet to their religion and that every other person on the entire planet should follow their religious laws and if they don't then those people should be executed, then you will never be able to not be involved. Best solution is to take the fight to their country so that their cancer doesn't come into yours.
>>
>>5251952

Just awkwardly laugh and mumble something then walk away and cry when you get home

its what id do
>>
File: mreGnZvl.jpg (16 KB, 640x137) Image search: [Google]
mreGnZvl.jpg
16 KB, 640x137
I got word from maki that hes permanently banned from 4chan and told me to post this for him.
>>
>>5251961
that pic is dumb
since it was the tories who pretty much swallowed all of the lib dems seats
ukip pretty much raped labour by slashing their votes in their areas
whoever made that is dumb

>>5251959
i am english whats ur point
>>
>>5251959
s m h
desu desu desu
>>
File: slowpoke_hipster.png (432 KB, 800x800) Image search: [Google]
slowpoke_hipster.png
432 KB, 800x800
>>5251985
>i am english whats ur point
The point is that you are still missing the point, stupid.
>>
>>5251905
I would be tomato red if anyone said that to me
>>5251961
iktf ;-;
>>
File: 1492835580799640099.gif (1023 KB, 275x252) Image search: [Google]
1492835580799640099.gif
1023 KB, 275x252
>>5251990
a/s/l?
>>
>>5251998
Yeah, it makes me uncomfortable to say the least, because even if it's not coming from me, I feel like it makes me look like a fucking weirdo for having a kid say something like that to me.
>>
>>5251967
>When ppl are told by god that they must convert every other person on the entire planet to their religion and that every other person on the entire planet should follow their religious laws and if they don't then those people should be executed, then you will never be able to not be involved.
Don't be so ignorant and learn your own history. I'll bet you think USA invaded Iraq because they "shoot planes to our buildings".
>>
>>5252006
Did you know what's the other /lgbt/'s obssession? Weirdos and not being one.

Is this mentality what kept and keeps people in the closet? I don't know.
>>
>>5252006
Yea, saying shit like that is a very specific and annoying brand of fuckery
>>
>>5251996
idc im hot and i can spell privilege
>>
fucking love selena on the apprentice haha
>>
>>5252004
38/f/mbabne
>>
>>5252029
You got caught, sempai.
>>
>>5251716

Confidence comes from God..so....
>>
>>5252029
You're still posting, you care.
>>
is it possible to be a top femboy?
>>
I feel crushed guys. Am a closet gay turk in germany who had (and still have) a huge crush on an azerbaijani. I didn't know him really that much but he is a cashier in a supermarket where i have seen him lots of times.

I could only hold conversations for about 5-10 minutes every time I saw him. He is so attractive and speaks so kind and I love how he cares about what I say. It melts my heart. Today I had a conversation with him (or at least he kinda asked me lots of things) about university and relations and stuff. When the topic "girlfriend" came where he asked "do you have a gf? I see so many good looking women around here" my small hope of him being gay got destroyed.
I said "no, I don't have a gf yet, what about you?" " Yes, I have a gf".

Fuck my miserable life. ;_; What do I do now? I feel like shit and this is the first person I really wanted a relationship with.
>>
>>5252069
yeah i know a lot of top femboys.
>>
>>5252072
dont fall for straight guys dumbo

>>5252076
sweet
>>
>>5252018
the US has been having to deal with the mudslime problem before there was even a ratified constitution.
>>
>>5251957
No? I don't think I've ever said that, or would want that.
>>
>>5252072
i remember you

this really sucks anon. being gay is painful
>>
>>5252029
>idc im hot
That doesn't last.
But idiocy is forever.
>>
>>5252072
So your religion says you need to be stoned to death?
>>
>>5252072
u wanted a relationship with a random person u talk to in a supermarket
u know hes only nice to u because ur a customer and he has to be
god ur fucking cringe

>>5252047
>>5252067
>>5252094
im not stupid abou everything
i know alot about politics and history
and i can spell
>>
>5252110
>5252047
>5252067
>5252094
>im not stupid abou everything
>i know alot about politics and history
>and i can spell


Irony, the post.
>>
File: chris.jpg (24 KB, 400x400) Image search: [Google]
chris.jpg
24 KB, 400x400
would you?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2o2jb31lkXU
>>
>>5252110
>abou
Spell? No, you can't.
>>
File: sam.jpg (44 KB, 480x720) Image search: [Google]
sam.jpg
44 KB, 480x720
gay boy sams getting kicked off the apprentice

>>5252116
>>5252128
typos bitches
>>
>>5252131

typos are fine
typos while bragging about your spelling ability? Just embarassing.
>>
>>5252125
ftm?

yes, i would
>>
>>5252125
>>5252125
>would you?
watch some boring video with a faggot falling out of a tree? unfortunately, yes
>>
>>5252149

he's 80% man 20% fem

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_n-kgEsVgqk
>>
Why do I feel so guilty about masturbation all of a sudden? I feel gross whenever I go to masturbate, like I'm ashamed of it
>>
>>5252141
wasnt bragging just said i could spell
why are u picking on me cos i taught u how to spell privilege

>>5252160
cos it means ur too ugly to get laid
>>
>>5252160

God/Christ is warning you...duh.

We feel guilty about things we know are wrong..

why do you think everyone /lgbt/ person has such a struggle with accepting themselves?
>>
>>5252160

hows your selfesteem?

>>5252162

Do you not see the irony?
>>
>>5252160
let me do it for you
>>
>>5252099
I am not religious but no. The religion my family believes in says that I will be going to hell once I die. Eh, looking forward to it.
>>
File: shrug.jpg (17 KB, 350x277) Image search: [Google]
shrug.jpg
17 KB, 350x277
>>5252141
This.

>>5252131
You're full of shit and excuses, typical narcissist junkie, it's never your fault.
>inb4 idk
>inb4 idc
>>
told u gay boy sam would get fired
had it coming desu
his french is awful

>>5252165
idk what irony means exactly
like teachers have tried to explain it to me but i dont get it
like in english dramatic irony i don get it
what is irony
>>
>>5252165
Real shitty recently, I've been kinda down in recent week so, coincidentally my libido has been seriously reduced also
>>
>>5252172
im lying in bed squeezing my ass cheeks
idc
>>
>>5252163
when I used to fap to straight porn I felt guilty, does this mean god wants me to fuck dudes?

Hopefully amIright...
>>
feel when this place has turned me into a degen homo unironically willing to fuck men asses and suck dick
god i hate you faggots for doing this to me
>>
>>5252159
>he's 80% man 20% fem
?
>>
File: bomb disposal technician.jpg (177 KB, 2000x1356) Image search: [Google]
bomb disposal technician.jpg
177 KB, 2000x1356
>>5252174

Irony is when something happens that is the opposite of what you would expect in that situation.

For example: two men, one wearing a tshirt and shorts, and the other wearing full Bomb Disposal hazard suit. A cliff falls on top of them, the guy in the protective gear dies and the T-shirt guy lives. Thats ironic, because you would expect the heavily armoured guy to have better survivability.

In your case, its ironic because the person who is boasting about and taking pride in his spelling ability (you) is not the person you would expect to make amateur mistakes more characteristic of a small child.

Does that explain it?

>>5252176

That would be it. A lot of these things are psychological. Why are you feeling down?
>>
File: 1445660485614.jpg (83 KB, 515x484) Image search: [Google]
1445660485614.jpg
83 KB, 515x484
>>5252162
>cos it means ur too ugly to get laid
You're just getting offended because we're rightly pointing how douchie, dumb and useless you're as a poster. Just deal with it.
>>
>>5252195
no cos i just typod the t on about because im lying down and typing with one hand
i saw it but i couldnt be bothered to correct it
dont see how they match desu

>>5252192
lol gaygen turned u gay?
if the only gay ppl i knew were gaygen posters id stick with women
get on grindr

>>5252203
but im hot
im not even offended i just dont understand what ur saying


my ass feels so warm and soft
do other people caress their own butts
is this normal
i do it alot when im in bed
>>
File: im_so_british.jpg (86 KB, 840x780) Image search: [Google]
im_so_british.jpg
86 KB, 840x780
>>5252181
>Posting too much information and not caring.
>>
>>5252174
>what is irony
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1U29FZIZaM
>>
>>5252206
>get on grindr
what if someone i know sees me? the embarrassment would kill me!
>>
>>5252194

...in his mannerisms but it's cute
>>
>>5252206
>textwall excuses
Wow, you really don't care, you're really not offended, you really don't understand...

(The point remains and you're getting it.)
>>
>>5252072
You need to stop dreaming about romance that will never happen and go liberate your closest enemy kurds while fighting against ISIS
>>
>>5252213
still dont get it

>>5252217
well if theyre on there then theyre bi or gay themselves
so why is it embarrassing
stop being a retard

>>5252227
are u the one who thinks i unironically posted a pic of a big black dick unironically pretending it was my dick to unironically get 5652 on my e dick unironically
>>
>>5252217
>embarrassed about being a faggot
what are you 12?
>>
>>5252247
theyll start talking about it and rumours will start spreading and nobody will want to be friends with me

>>5252248
it is embarrassing! nobody has ever suspected me of being anything but straight my entire life!
>>
>>5252247
>are u the one who thinks i unironically posted a pic of a big black dick unironically pretending it was my dick to unironically get 5652 on my e dick unironically
>>
>>5252195
My mom keeps calling me to tell me how she thinks that I'm not going to make it in the real world and that I not ready.

I just feel like a lot of people I trust have betrayed me to a degree.

Also anxiety and stress about short term stuff like school. Also the sun setting at like4:30 really bums me out
>>
>>5252253
ppl only talk about grindr to other ppl who have grindr who they met through grindr or through someone else they met through grindr
basically no one will give a fuck
the worst thing that will happen is some creepy old man will stalk ur location until he ends up walking up to u and harassing u after uve blocked him
just post a body pic without ur face like everyone else who isnt autistic

>>5252258
that bird has the same hair as me lol
>>
File: p9frmylxzyp7zzooj5cq.jpg (86 KB, 640x480) Image search: [Google]
p9frmylxzyp7zzooj5cq.jpg
86 KB, 640x480
>>5252247
>stop being a retard
The pot calling the kettle black.
>>
>>5252261
you're in britbongistan?
>>
>>5252261
My dick still works just fine, no problem getting hard, I just don't find myself wanting to jack off at all
>>
>tfw you're finally listening to your brain and growing up even more from internet addiction and autism
>tfw reverting back to old habits
>tfw drank two pots of coffee and want to shitpost heavily but im just going to chill and study and play videogames
Thread replies: 255
Thread images: 47

banner
banner
[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / biz / c / cgl / ck / cm / co / d / diy / e / fa / fit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mu / n / news / o / out / p / po / pol / qa / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y] [Home]

All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.
If a post contains personal/copyrighted/illegal content you can contact me at [email protected] with that post and thread number and it will be removed as soon as possible.
DMCA Content Takedown via dmca.com
All images are hosted on imgur.com, send takedown notices to them.
This is a 4chan archive - all of the content originated from them. If you need IP information for a Poster - you need to contact them. This website shows only archived content.