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>>5249695
first for
Is the end near?
It seems like everyone's leaving and only the shitposters are staying.
>>5249700
The shitposters are leaving also. Makis gone so its going to go back to normal soon
>>5249700
I'll be the first to admit I indulge in the occasional shitpost, but idk if I classify as a shitposter.
>>5249695
Started watching it... but got out of the habit of watching it. Very soap opera-ish.
Looking forward to the new X-Files.
>>5249704
You're oldfag though
You and 5652 are responsible for freddie/Rugby though. Just ignore him. You can always tell it's then because they type like fucking retards.
I always picture like an old fat santa claus looking guy typing while eating hot pockets
>>5249707
>Looking forward to the new X-Files
I've heard some promising things, but I don't want to get my hopes up only to have my soul crushed.
>>5249700
>only the shitposters are staying.
eat my post anon...
http://36.media.tumblr.com/f643a54323bbe7348dc54ee2b1f4d76a/tumblr_nvy0fpdstR1ug2oibo1_500.jpg
>its the biggest and thickest I've ever seen.
>>5249706
Yah when you have two groups of females. Mtfg and femgen of course things are going to turn to shit.
Every single masc posters a complete bro while fem posters are complete garbage
>>5249712
yeah I get that and I'm trying to do that... but by the time Jan. rolls around I'm just going to end up being in total fanboy mode.
About to get some groceries, gg. What snacks should I buy?
>>5249707
well if u like geeky shit like the x files then executioner isnt for u
its a mans show
>>5249716
the bitchy fem posters are cool
i like bitchy anons who just roast the namefags and shit
but ye the ones that ive seen recently suck
femgen have always stalked me on here and posted shit but now theyre namefagging tripping and posting their skinnyfat pics
its too much
the reddreads, herons, jynxs and stuff were normal
its basically like a wiz harem has taken over
>>5249716
I one hundred percent agree with this.
Masc posters are chill cool nice and funny. There's no such thing as a bad GAY mascposter
Fem posters like that faggot Hitler and that tranny booger are annoying and autistic
>>5249724
You invited those freaks over here.
Circe booger and for whatever reason makis over here.
Just go back to your containment thread
>>5249695
can you faggots decide if its gay to want to want to fuck femboys yet? when i claim to be straight you always say "nuh-uh you like femboys thays gay"
but then all these true frvits say "liking femboys is straight fuck out of here"
fucking pick one already
i dont get why they say femgen is dead
femgens dead because theyre all boring as fuck
so they come here and make gaygen boring
its gonna be as dead as femgen
>>5249730
>You invited those freaks over here.
since when am I the Moses of femfags (jew joke intended)
I never asked for this, I just wanted to escape the trannies
>>5249737
>liking fucking things that have cocks and balls
You do the math retard
>>5249740
Yet you talk with booger
She's literally taking hrt to make her look more feminine.
She's doing the same things that made her trans but calling herself a man.
That is insane and cancerous as fuck. Imagine being at a gay bar and someone telling you that. You would think they are a freak.
You need to go and so does your little tranny harem you skinny freak.
>>5249730
lullz... got this mental image of Hitler handwriting calligraphy invitations on frilly paper and shit
.>>5249724
>Force Awakens
yeah, I'm trying my best not to think about it.
>>5249728
>well if u like geeky shit like the x files then executioner isnt for u
>its a mans show
lol, whatever dude. Best one to me has been The Strain. Big fan of that Mexican guy (can't remember his name)... he did the Hellboy movie.
>>5249742
so is that the definition of whats gay? what if you put a dick on a girl? would she be a man then?
>>5249742
But there are girls w/ cock and balls too :]
>>5249748
Lol they are female role players
You're gay as fuck if you find them attractive.
But you're obviously a tranny
Why the fuck do trannies hang out here?
There's more trannies straights fem faggots than actual fucking GAY MEN
>>5249746
Just kill yourself you're fucking a guy you fucking faggot you faggots are annoying
>>5249750
>you fucking faggot you faggots
woah dude calm down
im not gay i like women
>>5249758
Im seriously going to kick your fucking teeth in if you don't shut your fucking mouth
>>5249744
Booger is the most sane tranny/extranny I've seen post t b f
I still don't agree with taking hormones to change your looks though
>>5249745
>Big fan of that Mexican guy
Guillermo del Toro
If you like his work, you should check out Pan's Labyrinth
It's entirely in Spanish, but if you don't mind subtitles I highly recommend it.
He wrote, directed, and co-produced it
Sidenote, if you like it, buy it.
I'm all for pirating movies, but if I see a movie I like I always purchase it.
>>5249760
try me poofer
>>5249700
This is always the case though, people are always leaving and being replaced with someone new, and someone always views the newfags as shitposters who ruined the general forever. Until of course they leave too and someone claims that the posters after them drove away everything good from the general.
How many times are we going to cry about the end of gaygen?
>>5249766
until you admit your gayness and take FeelGood out on a date.
>>5249763
>Pan's Labyrinth
thanks. will do.
>>5249763
>Booger is the most sane
LEL she's considered a psychopath on mtfg for a reason. She's being cool now here but she freaked out on all of mtfg and turned on her friends and betrayed A LOT of people. She was insulting everyone calling them all freaks. She's hiding it to try to fit in but she will snap. She literally took cocaine snapped on everyone lied about shaving her head. She than came back saying how much she hears voices. She's literally on mtfg top 5 most looney trannies. Along with aife that posted here attacking maki that is the queen of ED
Angie a doxxer
And other psychos
>>5249775
can we keep the mtfg drama in mtfg?
>>5249775
somehow still the most sane tranny/extranny I've seen
>>5249780
Hey im just telling my friends here the truth
She's putting on a facade but she enjoys hurting others and secretly in the back of her mind gets off on it.
So what's it like to get fucked up the ass for the first time?
>>5249784
>So what's it like to get fucked up the ass for the first time?
it is at once the best of times and the worst of times
>>5249786
Tell me more.
>>5249775
This seems unnecessarily catty, from what I've seen of their posts they're actually pretty chill, if a little self obsessed. Even if it is just a facade, why assume anything negative if they haven't done anything to show it yet? As far as I'm concerned, if you act chill you are chill, might not always be chill but that doesn't mean when you are its just for show.
>>5249784
I wouldn't know, I'm saving myself for Jesus
http://www.clickhole.com/video/amazing-boy-saw-heaven-during-his-near-death-exper-830
>>5249791
From the posts here.
Hey don't say I didn't warn you all.
>>5249784
Horrifying. I thought I was going to fart and shit everywhere. Haven't done it since.
>>5249784
it feels like ur gonna die
u cant breathe
its the most painful thing
it smells
everytime the dick gets pushed in deeper u feel like someones stabbing ur arse hole with a knife
and then u have some guy trying to force u into a position he likes
and it just makes it even more painful
and then he pushes his body on top and u have pain in ur backside ur back and ur chest
its basically like what i imagine being murdered is like
except its being murdered over and over and over again
i recommend u take gbl and mephedrone and poppers
crystal meth if ur brave
makes getting ass fucked tolerable
>>5249745
er
is it like american horror story
i cant watch shit like that
my ex loved it
>>5249780
>can we keep the mtfg drama in mtfg
this pls.
Trannies have always lurked here. I've gotten too many oddball anon comments chastising me about off-handed comments concerning trannies. But I don't really care if the do or not. Maybe they need a break from all the bullshit in their general.
>>5249796
Fuck off faggot
>>5249784
Imagine the sensation of pooping constantly in and out of reverse, but your butt is empty and it's someone's dick.
Bottoming is disgusting
>>5249801
No.
>>5249803
You ruin this general with your anime shit
>>5249784
Anal sex is a lot like swimming.
It uses every muscle in your body... esp. the "omg I can't believe I actually doing this" muscle.
>>5249808
You ruin this world with your presence. End yourself.
>>5249784
i liked it
>>5249808
Did you get touched by an anime as a child?
>>5249812
No
You're the biggest bully on here
Fuck you
>>5249814
I'm seriously going to bash your fucking head in gay boy
>>5249797
>er
>is it like american horror story
>i cant watch shit like that
>my ex loved it
kind of? It's a modern take on Vampires as a biological infection.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqcuyXeN8O8
>>5249816
I wouldn't let you if you payed me, you disgusting freak.
>>5249818
Sounds like it would be funny tbqh.
I'm the most masc guy here, you're all gross femmebois in comparison.
>>5249823
You don't even look masc at all. You look like a forgotten misfits member.
You're a girl
Go take hrt
>>5249834
You sound jealous of how masculine I am.
I feel bad for you 4bh. Maybe I should take HRT just to level the playing field.
>>5249838
What happened to your little erping faggot that always shit up the board
>>5249818
woah check out this anime hating cock lover
>>5249844
I left him. He wasn't the man I thought he was tbqh. Well, I never really thought of him as a man, but still.
I'm suspicious that you're him posting as Anon though, he likes to do that. Pretty sad that you'd chase after me like this, just let it go.
>>5249851
Lel he isn't a man
Glad you left him
Im not that faggot
Why is every femgen reject such garbage?
>>5249879
>wake up
>I'm still alive
>mfw
>>5249870
why not go make mascgen
leave this thread for the kwl ppl
>tfw masc trapped in a femme body
>>5249940
Just be like me and embrace your fem body but act like a normal person.
You're SOL if you like masc guys though
pretty much the only way you can make that work is if you're into other fems
>>5249940
>tfw fem trapped in masc body
All the qt fems are only fem 4 fem :(
>>5249949
turn fem senpai
>>5249952
I'm 6'3" and built like a manly man, even a very masculine face. Also I can't get skinny enough to be fem or else I'll have too much loose skin
>>5249959
damn that sucks dude
>>5249961
Welcome to my life anon
Oh well, at least I can still look like this guy, and that isn't so bad
>>5249970
And thinking about it, I guess it's probably better to be more traditionally attractive anyways
>>5250070
>
freddie you are the most obnoxious twink of all, always whining when someone posts a nontwink and calling them "fat pedos"
How do I get over the feeling I missed out on youth? My bf is my first serious relationship, but he's had a few, so it sometimes comes up during casual conversations. Also, he's experimented more widely sexually and with various substances, but I haven't ever done the latter and don't really want to. I guess I just need to get over myself, but anyone have any tips on how to actually do it? I love him and don't want to ruin it.
>>5250085
>im fit
prove it
u can't
youre skinnyfat and gross
lmao
>>5250070
u said i was cool yesterday
fu
>>5250077
How old are you?
>>5250109
>implying you ever posted real pics
ayy lmao
>>5250109
lmao
nigga
youve never posted a real pic
lmao
nobody wants to masturbate to your weedy ass
youre fucking pathetic
u virgin loser
>>5250114
i swear
if ur not some old as fuck man who just discovered the internet
or a retarded 8yo who just discovered the internet
i feel sorry for u
>>5250118
D E F L E C T I O N
I just had a thought what if the so called "Straight" guy who keeps posting about how straight he is and how he's not gay is actually a trans gender MtF so he thinks he's a woman. Therefore if she is a woman who has sex with men she is straight (by her terms).
IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW.
>>5249940
Lift weights. Eat lots of food and pick heavy things up and set them down in repetition.
>>5250109
stop trying to feminise me u weirdo
im probably the most masc twink here tbqvh
no hope
im going to make a poster with sludge's idea.
Which background do you think is best?
>>5250150
u wear panties
and post slutty pics
and sound like amy childs
>>5250155
POST YOUR TITS ALREADY, YOU DOPEY CUNT
Fuck.
I tried to find something I could respond to in this thread. I found nothing.
So hi.
>>5250146
>I just had a thought what if the so called "Straight" guy who keeps posting about how straight he is and how he's not gay is actually a trans gender MtF so he thinks he's a woman. Therefore if she is a woman who has sex with men she is straight (by her terms).
>
>IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW.
nah im a cis(lmao) straight male with minor attraction to femboys
>>5250211
You're a liar and a really bad one. No one believes you Transgender shitheel.
>http://youtu.be/bhITpTtG888
>Americans
>>5250099
Mid 20s. He's a bit younger.
>>5250213
dude trans people are even bigger homos than normal ones
how fucking dare you?
>>5250215
You still have time to fool around desu, you just have to let go of the past
>>5250099
Mid 20s. He's a few years younger.
>>5249695
Daily reminder that being gay is a choice
>>5250222
absolutely
Which one, gaygen?
>>5250232
theres not a single one i wouldnt shoot
>>5250232
ew ew ew ew ew ew ew
>>5250218
The thing is I don't want to fool around, even if he might be open to it. As I said, I just need to get over my own insecurities, but would like some tips about that.
>>5250232
ah, the 2014 /k/ meetup
good times
>>5250240
Was this actually a /k/ meetup? If so then top kek
>>5250232
every single one
bukkae on my face
>>5250250
woah you have some low standards
wanna fuck?
>>5250232
Was difficult, but.
4, 1, 3, 5, 6, 7, 2
>>5250247
yep
>>5250232
No thanks. I'd rather take true soldiers of justice who get ignored by Western world.
>>5250219
I probably wouldn't stress. Just do drugs and have sex with your bf. I guess maybe it might be less cute in your mind because of a small age difference but really what does it matter?
Although if you just want a method to stop giving a shit about this. I would say remember that sex and all that is really a small part of life and there is a bunch of shit that you are probably more knowledgeable in than your partner, but your knowledge is just less sexy.
You could also think of the fact that each person is born into a set of circumstances that ultimately determine who we are, and yours determined that you wouldn't have done a lot of drugs or had a lot of sex. Not really a personal failing just what happened. It doesn't mean you are any more or less of a person, or that you should feel shame in anyway. Really just get zen with it and relax, it aint no big deal. Also if it comes up in convo and you hearing it makes you feel bad, try to humor in it, instead of whatever negative qualities you associate with it. Take charge of your brain!
Or you can also just stop giving a fuck. I mean, not just the words but you think about all the reasons you could give a fuck and then in your mind you picture God's ass and you put those things in God's ass. Then you take a few swigs of Milk of Magnesia, 10 deep breathes, and you shit all those fucks that you put in God's ass, out of your ass.You will find that with each burst of putrid effluence out of that quivering hungry hole that you will find that as you give less of a shit you will eventually give less of a fuck.
>>5250251
will u b my bf 2 tho?
>>5250268
sure dude ill be your bf
>>5250266
>Or you can also just stop giving a fuck. I mean, not just the words but you think about all the reasons you could give a fuck and then in your mind you picture God's ass and you put those things in God's ass. Then you take a few swigs of Milk of Magnesia, 10 deep breathes, and you shit all those fucks that you put in God's ass, out of your ass.You will find that with each burst of putrid effluence out of that quivering hungry hole that you will find that as you give less of a shit you will eventually give less of a fuck.
I need to stop browsing gaygen while having breakfast
My cocklust is getting worse
>>5250272
im splitting up w/ u
hitty was getting jealous im sorry bb
>>5250283
its fine i guess ill get together with hitler then
>>5250283
can u blame me tho
>>5250278
Accept it slut
>>5250278
Me too. I just want a qt bf who will let me play with his cock at any moment.
>>5250278
same, but buttlust instead of cocklust.
>tfw you really need a qt with a nice ass to play with and abuse
it's getting real bad to be honest family
>>5250319
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVHly92RQRM
omg
i was just standing in the cafeteria line getting my food, and there were two boys in front of me
they just seemed like two average guys and i assumed they were friends or something
then all of a sudden the bigger guy leaned over the smaller guy and kissed his neck and hugged him and said he loved him
holy shit it was the most adorable thing i've ever witnessed and now i'm fucking depressed because tfw no bf
i had never seen a gay male couple showing affection in public around here
>>5250337
Samuel you are seriously mentally ill
>>5250335
Yeah I'd be way too nervous for public displays of affection. Good on them.
>>5250348
I would love to do that to make my hypothetical bf nervous tbqh.
>>5250335
Would have been cuter if the little guy stood on his tippy toes to kiss the big guy, then the big guy blushed and looked to the side a bit, TO BEE HORNETS.
>>5250358
rude and uncalled for imho
>>5250355
Me 2
I love 2 cuddle & swallowing semen~
Do you read hentai? Yh ahaaaa t b h
>>5250363
Yh hahaha naah
Fuck off
>Living in new apartment
>Finally can just walk around the place naked
>Oh, but the people from the building next to this could see me
>I don't really care though
>W-why do I kinda like the idea
so, on top of being a slut it seems that I'm also a bit of an exhibitionist
>>5250368
lmaoo i laughed! gahhaahahja
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUFac8rnGaw
why?
>>5250335
thats disgusting dont do gay stuff in public
id punch your faggot teeth in if i saw you do that shit in public
we dont want to see your gay stuff
we get it you like men
dont fucking flaunt it
>>5250355
You just want to embarrass someone?
>>5250370
Me 2 hahahahqhajaja
Guys here r ugly n not hot like me & hitler t b h
Namefags are worse than trips tbqh. They encourage impersonator shitposting.
>>5250369
I don't even feel comfortable doing that, and they'd need a telescope to see me.
>>5250374
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=887WIB1oRAA
>>5250356
>trying to watch Hetalia
>wanting to see some funny jokes about different cultures and sterotypes
>sometime that happens, but mostly it just concentrates on the ww2 plot so much
>nothing much happens so they can stretch it out
>for some reason they always show the same fucking scene every episode with a differnet outcome, what the fuck is going on, dejavu intensifies
>look up Hetalia on the internet
>only yaoi porn and fanfic
I hate you fucking Weeaboos.
>>5250376
Yeah, embarrassing someone sounds nice.
>>5250373
damn gays are such sluts
>>5250374
Forgot trip
Lol
>>5250388
thats not how you trip retard
>>5250384
But Germany is so cute, I like to self-insert myself as Italy.
>>5250384
That sounds a little bit sadistic and weird.
>>5250381
my genuine thoughts on the whole thing though
nobody wants to see gays kiss in public dude
>>5250393
I just want someone else to blush more than myself for once. I'm pretty pale and whenever I blush, laugh a lot or workout, my cheeks stay red for the next whole hour.
>>5250400
That's pretty cute, I'm pale but I pretty much never blush.
>>5250400
This is my fetish. Flustered, pale boys are super qt.
>>5250404
Why? Were you never in an akward situation?
that is a sign that you might be a sociopath
>>5250335
the other day I saw a gay couple on the subway. One of them was average looking but the other one was super fat, like, reaaallly fat his shirt couldn't even cover all of his stomach and it hanged between his legs
it was pretty disgusting and it made me sad because they were holding hands and making out and no one loves me.
>>5250409
please tell me which country you live in so ill never make the mistake of traveling there
>>5250394
thats what necks are there for
>>5250408
I don't feel shame very easily. I do the things I do out of choice, and usually consider what I'm going to do or say before I do it. If it'd be retarded, or embarrassing, I don't do that thing.
If I actually get embarrassed or intimidated, I usually just get a lump in my throat. That's about as far as it goes.
>>5250407
this is me and i hate it
i get all hot under the collar and non-cute
>>5250417
to smash homos? i dont want my neck to get aids
>>5250413
don't worry
the only reason you would come here is against your will anyways.
>>5250423
oh so you live in america?
>>5250422
i would so kiss you in public and make your gay ass uncomfy in front of everyone
>>5250428
>>5250418
>I don't feel shame very easily.
Writer-Anon confirmed for having sociopathic tendencies.
>and usually consider what I'm going to do or say before I do it.
He calculates every social situation thoroughly.
>If I actually get embarrassed or intimidated, I usually just get a lump in my throat.
Guys, don't mistake this for a genuine emotional reaction. This is protective mechanism to prevent a sociopath from loosing face in public.
>>5250393
>bullying me for wanting to see someone blush
Why do you hate people, writer-anon?
>>5250426
lol no i wish here's much much worse
i mean this guy was massive but you dont see that often
most people are skinny and poor
>>5250432
>bullying you
For intentionally wanting to embarrass someone? That seems like power play.
Call me whatever you want. I find it strange that at no point, in social situations, you don't stop and think about what you're saying or doing.
>>5250430
i knew you'd get all submissive you little pussy
>>5250440
i cant help it when you write stuff like that
>>5250420
I bet it's super cute.
Unfortunately, that's also me irl whenever I talk to qt straight boys that I'm not used to. Sometimes, I can't respond coherently because my head gets foggy with all the lewd stuff I'd like to do to them.
>In supermarket
>Want to buy some yogurt
>Tall, German tourists blocking the fridge with the yogurt I want
>Stand there for about 3 minutes looking uncomfortable
>Eventually "Uh..h-hello. C-could you please move, so I can get some yogurt.."
>They move, but then ask me for directions somewhere
>W-well you go here, then there, it's not v-very far.
>They say thanks
>Literally "Y-you too"
I hate myself in these situations.
There are a lot of German and Nordic backpackers in my town during the summer, it's too much for me.
>>5250439
>I find it strange that at no point, in social situations, you don't stop and think about what you're saying or doing.
Yeah sure, I don't shut off my brain, but I don't overthink what I'm saying and am more like a river, following the flow of my intuition.
I am a quite an open and honest guy.
>>5250458
where you from, senpai?
Ho ho ho, jingle-toes!
Christmas is right in front of your nose!
Have some fun and love someone,
And try not to get froze!
>>5249711
Hooray! Santa!
>>5250464
Australia.
>>5250465
Post Vocaroo, smelly Jew.
>>5250377
Didn't you used to thin you were ugly tho?
>>5250464
I'm careful right down to semantic choice. I think if I followed what I wanted to say, I wouldn't talk to people at all. You can't just be a ghost all the time though, got to have some presence in the room. Otherwise your presence becomes uncomfortable, and that's even more difficult than carefully picking what to say because you have damage to undo.
So yeah my intuition is just to keep to myself, but that's counterproductive.
>>5250337
I don't get what you're saying to me or how it's relevant to what I said.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWs8QYXmSHQ
>>5250483
Sometimes I wonder if I am just a lonely (and bad) extrovert.
>>5250483
I used to very much relate to you, to be honest. I was incredibly precise and surgical in my choice of words. I still can be, but I don't think about it too much. I'm also into writing, so who knows what that means.
>>5250494
do you mean introvertist?
>>5250494
Could it be that you're actually an ambivert?
>>5250494
fuck its introvert
i suck at english
>>5250480
>Didn't know that there were many German tourists in Australia
I don't think there are.
My home town's just a hotspot for backpackers because there are farms they can work on casually for a bit of extra money.
I haven't come across too many Germans living in the city, at uni. I'm not very social though.
>>5250513
do you have like equalish introverted and extroverted tendencies? or do you feel kind of in between the two poles?
>>5250474
I'll post vocaroo when I'm good and ready.
I love jingle horses.
>>5250494
Why make it binary? Extroversion and introversion derive from the idea of a locus of control within a person, and thus a person more oriented to extroversion will seek pleasure and gratification from external sources. That's been loosely translated into the idea that all extroverts willingly put themselves out there, when of course, you could have an extrovert that truly enjoys the company of others and gratification from that, but deliberately puts them in an introverted position (studies a lot, works on hobbies etc.). All of that stuff is based on armchair psychology with loosely empirical evidence.
There's nothing to really suggest that binary has to exist. Different strokes for different folks; different things will light up your brain, and there's no reason it can't be a healthy composition of external and internal factors.
You may enjoy going to big festivals with people, but hate going clubbing; both are extroverted activities, but liking one does not mean you like the other.
It really has about as much basis as astrological signs. Just chill and do whatever you wanna do Anon.
>>5250520
Me? I'm a skinny guy with long hair. I don't really know what else would give it away.
I don't think we have any special codes or signs that aren't universal.
I'm assuming a "warmer bruder" is a gay dude.
Why haven't you joined kurd army yet?
>>5250532
>I'm assuming a "warmer bruder" is a gay dude.
I think back in the day, the term was used for crusing gay students or something.
They even wore I think a piece of cloth, maybe around the neck I don't know, to be able to identify each other.
Funny thing is that it catched on as fashionable and everyone did it.
>gays not having secret sign anymore
S M H
T B H
SENPAI
Were did it go so wrong?
>>5250531
Don't be retarded Anon, the individual points about you that led to you labeling yourself are more interesting. In this case, the sum is lesser than its parts.
You like reading? Playing games? Netflix? Going to the park? Relaxing to music? Those parts are more interesting than "I'm mostly introverted".
>>5250540
Because ISIS is pretty cool to be honest.
>>5250543
>Don't be retarded Anon, the individual points about you that led to you labeling yourself are more interesting.
You misunderstand me. My point was that I would like to have company of other people and friends, but I was and am obviously not that good with people, since I don't have any.
That's the point I wanted to make with being an extrovert, but bad at it.
>>5250542
They have some retarded shit, like coloured wristbands, or having their right ear pierced.
Or those weird toe tapping signals in public bathrooms. I don't know if gay guys actually do any of these things though.
You can thank greater social acceptance for not having to live an exciting, secretive life to seduce a qt bf.
>tfw no German bf to hide from the Nazis with
>Will never live a secret life in an attic with my qt German bf
>>5250540
Because I am scared. But day by day I think I should put my pathetic existence for good cause since I've had military training.
>>5250556
Ok, and why are you not good with people?
I'm sure you're actually fine at it, but lots of people are unpleasantly arrogant avaricious and thus you're trying to please the impossible.
To know you're bad at something you must understand what it means to be good at it. Being socially conscious as you are, I expect you're actually trying.
>>5250568
>Ok, and why are you not good with people?
>Being socially conscious as you are, I expect you're actually trying.
Maybe I am actually good enough, but missed my opportunity to make friends in school. :\
>>5250564
So I should just hit on random guys in public? lmao
>>5250586
yeah
as long as you dont hit on people by sucking their dick theyll take it as a compliment
t. straight guy
>>5250601
>t. straight guy
But I rather want to be the "straight guy" getting hit on.
Also I will never suck a dick.
>>5250531
Nah, most people are more to one side or the other of the spectrum, from what I've noticed. And there's a significant communication barrier between people at either end.
do you personally feel in between?
>>5250606
go to a gay bar then "straight guy"
>>5250606
>Also I will never suck a dick
to think i used to say the same think
damn you meat cigar why you so addictive
>>5250586
Well, what do you normally do in your country?
This is why gay bars and grindr exist, because it's difficult to meet a good sample of gay dudes in every day life.
Something like 2% of the population are bi/gay males, depending on the source.
Then you have to factor in all the other shit, like mutual attraction, current relationship status etc.
>>5250608
Well, I'm probably an introvert. After all introvert doesn't or shouldn't mean that you don't want company or friends, right?
>>5250622
easy
youre not straight so you dont have to worry
go and have fun
>>5250626
Just give me a pretext, please.
I just like cute guys, no homo.
>>5250633
hey i feel you but if im not straight neither is you
just go out there faglord
>>5250636
>just go out there faglord
N-no! What if people think I'm gay?
>>5250633
you're went there with a gay friend and he left with some dude and left you alone
now you sad and need someone to caress ur dik
>>5250641
you are gay
theyd be right to assume so
>>5250622
>I "dicovered" my sexuality just a few months ago
Oh, didn't you get the package in the male? The one describing the secret handshake, tips on indoctrination, and "how to develop a lisp" manual?
I heard these days it also comes with a coupon for a 12 liter bottle of lubricant, and various rectal dilators.
>>5250645
>package in the male
Whoa, that wasn't even intentional.
j corbs got RAPED by dcam in pmqs today
wow
>>5250651
Cameron looks like he just let one rip and Corbyn looks disgusted at him for it.
>>5250642
Won't they all immideatly turn their head towards the entrance when I go in and all look at me the whole time, when I step in?
What if there are only old guys or cute guys out of my league in there?
Also what If no one hits on me?
Should I just sit there and drink ... and then hit on guys myself?
I don't want to dance with a bunch of guys full body contact either.
>>5250654
pretty much sums up pmqs
camcam sharted all over corbs face
see i didnt really like david cameron
still dont like him
and i liked jeremy corbyn
but pmqs has made me really not like corbyn at all
always bringing up questions from other people
his style is fucking shit
and i dont like who he surrounds himselg with either
fucking tom fat arse stupid cunt watson and john communist mcdonell
also the fact he completely shitted on his priniciples and bowed to the queen to join the privy council
this leadership is going to ruin him
he just looks weak and useless
>>5250658
dude shut up youre making me want to check out a gay bar out of curiousity
and i have no fucking interest in gross masculine men
>>5250667
the fuck do ppl think this simple cunt is me
hes legit the most boring repetitive dullard to ever post in gaygen
so fucking pointless
>>5250667
Wanna go with me and make fun of the faggots in there?
>>5250658
>Won't they all immideatly turn their head towards the entrance when I go in and all look at me the whole time, when I step in?
kek who do you think you are princess diana?
it'll be dark and loud out there no one notices anyone right away
>What if there are only old guys or cute guys out of my league in there?
there will be lots of old guys and lots of guys out of your league, but all kinds of guys who to gay bars/clubs so you're bound to find someone you like and have a chance with
>Also what If no one hits on me?
you dont get laid
>Should I just sit there and drink ... and then hit on guys myself?
yeah
>I don't want to dance with a bunch of guys full body contact either
then dont go to a club 2bh that's what you do there
its like going to the beach and not wanting to get sand in your ass
I can't even tell who's Freddy anymore.
>>5250681
>kinda
I bet they are all degenerate, look all like mr hands on southpartk with leather gear and almost have sex in there.
>>5250684
>I don't want to dance with a bunch of guys full body contact either
>then dont go to a club 2bh that's what you do there
I don't want to step on the dance floor and get groped by other people tb h. I dont want to know what it feels like to be a white woman in an all black bar.
>>5250694
>I don't want to step on the dance floor and get groped by other people tb h. I dont want to know what it feels like to be a white woman in an all black bar.
then stay at home
>>5250666
i really fucking like angus robertson
i think labour should just be abolished now and let the snp be the opposition
because jeremy corbyn is a fucking non entity
and labour really dont stand a chance against the tories
absolute mess of a party
and not an opposition at all
the snp are a fucking brilliant opposition
theyre literally fucking shitting on tory plans and they have 1/6 the mps
but they know how to organise themselves and fuck shit up for the government
and angus robertson is always great in pmqs
it would be a lot better if he had jeremy corbyns six questions
because at least hed be able to get the prime minister to sweat
>>5250690
fuck off
im intelliget
and i dont have dumb discussions about gay clubs like some autistic fuck whos never gone outside
>>5250681
just fucking leave you window licking pleb
>>5250709
>window licking pleb
kinda dont care about your opinion niggerfaggot
What would you do to a straight guy in a gaybar, gaygen?
>>5250716
prob help him get rid of the homos trying to hit on him or something
>>5250716
If he's in a gay bar, he's probably a huge kek "ally".
Tell him it would be homophobic to not bathe in each other's seed. Send him back home to his gf crying and ashamed.
>>5250716
worship his feet
>>5250734
>tfw unironically have a foot fetish
I feel like such a creep, but it's also the only reason I like summer.
>>5250733
>If he's in a gay bar, he's probably a huge kek "ally".
or maybe hes actualy there with his friend?
kind of a big favour still i guess
>>5250746
The two aren't mutually exclusive.
>>5250742
>but it's also the only reason I like summer
qties wearing flip flops everywhere
unnggg
>>5250748
if i had a gay friend i really cared for asking me to follow him to a gay bay i think i mightve followed
i mean i guess hed need to have kind of a good reason like a really really good reason ugh the thought of gay men is too disgusting
id probably back out but then id feel bad and never tell him i want out i guess
>>5250748
shit i lost myself
i wouldnt consider myself an "ally" id just do it as a friend
thats what i wanted to say
>>5250749
Das it, mane, das it. Shorts too, legs and feet are my favorite parts.
>>5250762
god I wish I lived near the beach
>>5249695
show is garbage
>>5250623
No it doesn't mean that, that's antisocial.
>>5250784
that's what I said, fa m :^)
>"hey anon, pass the shampoo will you?
>>5250832
the legs are the size of a horse, wtf
/pol/ should be renamed to /spectrum/
