What ARE birds?
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x is best girl
>>15431860
x a shit.
I love mindflayers
>>15431857
What is going on with those feet?
>>15431885
[x] caress the bird feet
>>15431857
What's with all the OPs as of late featuring images never posted in threads before and have no relation to MGE?
And I know someones gonna say these threads don't entirely revolve around MGE, and while that's true, it's still our main source. And it's odd that all the OPs of late don't involve it and instead random images from a Booru of Pixiv.
>>15431890
Those aren't bird feet, unless a good portion of it was amputated due to bumblefoot or something.
>>15431892
Why are new images bad, and how is a harpy not related to monster girls?
>>15431903
hey look we got us an ornithologist over here
I'll just follow tradition and post a dragon before going to bed. Have a nice discussion!
>>15431833
The answer shouldn't be difficult, I don't think alps are that shy about their love for sweet things or for sucking on them.
>>15431857
An entire page to go for the old thread, well played OP.
>>15431911
No excuse for bad anatomy.
>>15431904
Because they're images that have never been posted before, and quite frankly just aren't interesting. And I miss our MGE OP images and when they'd be new images from the thread. Also
>That anatomy
>and how is a harpy not related to monster girls?
>He doesn't even know what MGE stands for
I'm going to wager you're OP. Aren't you? This has happened several times before. Why are you doing this to us?
>>15431937
>I hate new things and only want to see old things!
>>15431937
Not everything in these threads are MGE, you should know that by now.
>Because they're images that have never been posted before
So you'd rather see the same old things on repeat instead of new art? Strange opinions.
>>15431937
Dumb question.
What was the newest thing we got from MGE? Can't seem to recall anything since the updated Golem...
>>15431937
If you're not a fan of new images, just go to the archives and pretend you're in the thread.
Oops, it slipped!
>>15431950
Not him but we have plenty of newish art that isn't shit.
>>15431950
>Not everything in these threads are MGE, you should know that by now.
I literally said that two posts ago. Way to shift the topic though.
>So you'd rather see the same old things on repeat instead of new art?
I just find it quite strange that this has been happening for a while and it tends to happen in threads that are posted prematurely. It's almost as if a single person is doing this while the other thread like just now disappears.
But hey, maybe it's just a pure coincidence.
>>15431955
You mean fan art, sketches, latenight drawings? You know, the kind of stuff that'd usually be in the OP.
>>15431957
I'd rather images that were actually noteworthy or relevant. Literally no one here is going to think a bad anatomy loli harpy is a good picture. And literally no one will ever post it in this entire board ever again. It'll be forgotten harder then Jinn of the Jar.
>>15431857
This is some messed up bird talon anatomy on an otherwise excellent drawing, goddammit.
>>15431967
Why don't you stop before this turns into a shitflinging contest?
I want a world where the Sabbath betrays the demon lord.
>>15431971
I just want the OPs to return back to the way they used to be.
>>15431958
Geez, she would have better concentration if their were no bats flying around.
>>15431911
Not an excuse for bad anatomy, are you a dA hugger?
>>15431978
Why would they do that though?
>>15431979
And I want to be able to eat pancakes with strawberry jam on them every morning for breakfast without getting fat but that's not going to happen now is it?
I'd end up fat as a Grapesnake.
>>15431980
But the children of the night make such music! And they're fluffy and they purr when you pet them.
>>15431983
Hey, fat grape snakes are soft, cuddly girls that only want you to be their husband.
>>15431983
>fat as a Grapesnake
Rude. There's always a chance of thunderstorms when going out so of course she's a potato couch.
>>15431979
It's the same shit as every other OP, just a harpy for the first time in months.
>animechan.ru
>>15431986
But they get in the way and they make such a mess.
>>15431995
Leslie Nielsen please.
>>15431983
Because the Sabbath has its own ambition and doesn't just want to see the world devolve into madness.
>>15431991
You know, I think it's less the species and more the color.
It seems that girls who are purple in color tend to gain weight at an alarming rate without exercise.
>>15432000
Okay, write it.
>>15432003
Does this include purple Slimes?
>>15432003
Chubby emo kids.
>>15431991
NEET Snakes!
>>15432005
I imagine it would, although they'd 'look' soft more than actually be soft.
It'd be excess slime retention before they can split off another slime girl.
>>15432006
Perhaps, although I don't think that either wocks or apophi are emo.
>>15432010
>that poster on the wall
Is that a bishie fanart version of Usopp?
>>15432013
Probably not, but it would still be funny.
Just imagine an emo purple slime >>15432005
>>15432018
>All is suffering and darkness....
>"Oh honey, you're just saying that because you can't get a boyfriend."
>"What are you looking at, twerp?"
>>15432000
>doesn't just want to see the world devolve into madness.
It's only other ambition is to make all men pedophiles.
>>15432022
>>15432018
>"chubby" dark slime who acts emo because she can't get a boyfriend.
I need to wonder if she'd be a more reserved girl if I became her boyfriend or if she'd be surprisingly genki.I'd be her significant other either way.
>>15432032
Her unnatural looking buttcheeks.
>>15432036
>>15432022
That's it, I'm adding her into my story.
>>15432032
What is it and what makes it monster. The tail doesn't count, because it's obviously a part of the clothing and isn't actually attached to it.
スライム娘の育て方
>>15432042
Clearly a changeling thats lost the ability to retain proper human anatomy.
>>15432064
Don't look so nervous dear.
>>15432064
Raising a Slime is no easy task.
>>15432064
I need this in my life.
>>15432064
What next? Does the Slime get bigger?
>>15432067
>>15432069
>>15432070
>>15432071
http://www.vanadis-soft.com/slime_bu/
>>15432064
>Made by Vanadis
Christmas comes early this year. Well, at least for those of us who can into moonrunes, since no translator group has ever done their monstergirl VNs.
I think slime art has my highest ratio of H to non-h.
>>15432077
>Online authentication on first start will be required by PlayDRM
Well fuck me then.
At least there's a demo or something on dlsite. http://www.dlsite.com/pro/announce/=/product_id/VJ010218.html
>>15431857
>What ARE birds?
We just don't know.
>>15432095
They could be an alien species that flew to us through the aether.
Any one else reading Shiiton gakuen?
>>15432097
Aliens aren't allowed in these threads. The thread police say so.
>>15432101
Fuck da police!
>>15432082
I've always the Succubi held a monopoly on lewd images.
When you stick your dick inside a Baphomet, it feels like it gets sent to another dimension. It becomes a vessel submerged in an endless ocean of slippery fleshy bristles. Even when it looks like it has gone in all the way on the outside, the you on the other side somehow continues diving deeper. Every second, it feels like you become harder, expand more, and accelerate your descent. The stimulation is enough to make the entire body jerk uncontrollably. Pulling out shocks you with the sensation of running past every inch of territory you had dove past. Then thrusting back in returns you to your previous depth in an instant, with all the pleasure of before hitting you at once. If a man could recall every step they took in their entire lives, it would not match the distance it feels like they cross inside a Baphomet's vagina.
>>15432110
Baphomet come on, don't oversell yourself.
>>15432110
That seems like too much stimulation, I think I'll find a nice non-baphomet to put my dick into.
>>15432110
I want a chubby baphomet imotou to spoil with treats and cuddling after she spends a hard day running the local Sabbath branch.
>>15432110
>slippery fleshy bristles
I hope you don't writefag. Everything else was good though. Especially the bit at the end.
>>15432118
>this one bit is bad but everything else is good
>never writefag!
>>15432130
>Taking insults seriously in this place, when they're so obviously meant in jest
I hate using the term "banter", but that really is the best word I can think of right now to describe the post. Are you unable to handle the, as the kids say, "bants"?
>>15432110
>No big busty ara ara bapho to fuck into pandemonium and get kicked out for being too lewd.
GOAT goat
>>15432138
>obviously meant in jest
I see nothing that would imply it. Also it wasn't directed at me so there's nothing for me to handle. I'm just annoyed at how people just fling shit at people who try to give us content of some kind.
>>15432113
It is indeed a lot of stimulation but the unique appeal of baphpussy is the feeling of being able to go deeper infinitely. Also, couldn't think of how to write in the detail of how baphpussy never lets semen leak out.
>>15432118
I have written one short(sub 5k words) thing before, but it was for a different fetish and it didn't involve any intercourse.
>>15432118
Turgid
Meatstick
Daddy-o
>>15432145
Maybe the otherwise hostile environment of these threads is what made you think it was meant in earnest. It wasn't.
The "Everything else was good though" should obviously imply that it was, well, good.
>>15432155
All it implied was that you had impossible standards, but if you didn't mean it then you didn't mean it.
>>15432154
Radalicious, dude! Cowabunga!
>>15432162
>"Everything else was good though"
>impossible standards
If you say so, Mister I-Come-From-The-Bizarro-World.
>>15432118
>He doesn't know about the Thousand Worm Vagina (ミミズ千匹)
https://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E3%83%9F%E3%83%9F%E3%82%BA%E5%8D%83%E5%8C%B9
>>15432169
Dude, don't be a douchebag. What I got from that post was this:
>everything else but this one thing is good, but because this one thing isn't good you shouldn't write
Hence the "impossible standards". And you already made it clear it was just a funny little joke, so there's no reason to keep this up.
>>15432154
Golly! My turgid tally-wacker is aquiver!
>>15432171
I actually already did know about that. Type those runes into Pixiv. You'll get some pictures which are just vaginas, but some other pictures where the vaginas literally have loads of tiny little wormlike tentacles growing out of them. Funny stuff.
>>15432175
Ouch, no need for the namecalling, my dude. Take it easy, okay? Lighten up some.
>>15432178
Hark! What art that sensation that from yonder tallywhacker to mine rear erupts? Verily it impels mine loins into locomotion of their own accord! Surf''s up, dude!
>>15432154
If an Alp calls me 'Daddy-o' I'm going tostart feeling weird.
>>15432189
Gonna pump that fat rump right there, alp or succubus.
>>15432188
How exquisitely radical my compère! Forsooth, thine meatflaps do envelop me readily! Oh how pristine is the sensation of that which quivers in the soil! Let one less of eleven hang!
>>15432188
>>15432195
You know there's being a good imitator of someone's style and then there's being a suspiciously good imitator of someone's style.
FUCK OFF ALP, KILL YOURSELF!
How would loli mindflayers work? They're too small to carry around their squids.
>>15432207
They'd get carried around by their Scylla buddies.
>>15432207
Squidification is entirely voluntary. There wouldn't be that many furries out there, so most flayer husbands would remain human.
>>15432207
Anon, I doubt they'd have squids yet.
I mean, you do understand what the squids are right?
>>15432207
Why do you keep bringing this shit up?
>>15432207
When they turn their husband into a squid, they cuddle him like a teddy bear who's just as big as they are.
Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.
Instead, remember to treat your familiar properly.
Ear scritching and cuddling is recommended.
>>15432216
ASSUMING CONTROL
>>15432154
>>15432162
>>15432178
>>15432188
>>15432195
I swear these alps talk like this because they know I'm gonna shove my cock down their throat to shut them up.
>>15432215
>Squidification is entirely voluntary.
No it's not. It comes with the package whether you like it or not. You can just change back to a humanoid for awhile if you want in the same way a dragon can go full beast dragon for awhile if she wants.
>>15432215
>Furries
>Transform into an entity that is not in any way furry or anthropomorphic, to interact with a being that is not a furry either
?
>>15432225
Source your shit.
>>15432228
KC Q&A. Same sort of process that lets a sandworm go lamia mode for awhile if she's got enough mamanobama. Squid is your default mode. Biped is your alt mode.
>>15432227
>Transforming into an animal
>Not furry
?
>>15432224
It's an evolutionary arms race.
>>15432234
more otherkin than furry
>>15432232
>Squid is your default mode. Biped is your alt mode.
I like Mindflayers but fuck that noise.The anon that's also pushing the Mindflayer squidification thing >>15432207
out of nowhere is also a tad suspicious.
>>15432219
They're so cute.
What happens to Vampires that are thrown out of their family
>>15432244
Skid row. They might be reduced to feeding off of Junko and her ilk.
>>15432224
I'd read it. Alps bullybaiting Anon into losing his cool, just to satisfy their perverted fantasies of being put in their place.
Truly the purest form of love.Flesh tunnel
>>15432243
They'd probably get into tickle-fights with you, and promptly lose to all those tentacles on her tummy, and under her armpits, and so on. Being a squid as big as her would also mean you'd be able to give the best hugs.
>>15432244
They get taken in by a filthy commoner
>>15432244
Asuming that they don't try to crush her and publically denounce her so the the village mob runs her out of town, she probably goes of to sulk in a tiny cottage deep in the woods. Probably just spends most of her time sleeping in her coffin from shame.
>>15432250
But can't I do that as a human?
>>15432244
They get adopted by a cute boy who helps them become humble and normal cuties
>>15432244
They establish a new home and adopt a boy to raise as their husband.
Sometimes, I just wish I could learn hypnosis. I'd use it to surprise my anubis waifu and send her into a trance, with a video recorder set up in our bedroom where I'dmassage all the stresses of her body away, more effectively than ever before. I'd whisper into her ear from behind, guiding her to sink deeper and deeper into relaxation while I give her body and mind the greatest calming, tension-melting pleasure of a lifetime.
Maybe I'd even mix some ASMR into it too, just so that I can increase the intensity of the trance on her by making her feel all those delightful tingling and shivering sensations. It'd be a delight to give her the time of her life, letting her unwind physically and mentally, seeing her smile with slightly unfocused eyes.
Then, I'd give her one last command, to fall asleep for a full night's rest, and awaken from the trance as she wakes up.
Then, when she's aware again, I'd smile and hint that I did lewd and embarrassing things to her whenever she demands to know what I did while she was under. I'd let the uncertainty of it keep her guessing, and use it to tease her every so often.
Then, months later, I'd show her the video of what I did to her during her hypnotised session, just to see her reaction.
>>15432240
>Otherkin aren't furry
>>15432232
"The husband's squid transformation is reversible, and he can return to being human or change into a squid whenever he likes."
Right but the way you word it makes it seem like you can't just remain a man indefinitely.
But no I'm going over his notes, he mentions that its possible to trick some one's waifu into thinking that some one other than their husband is their partner, via drugs/brainwashing/magic/etc, but that it all wears off the instant a man who isn't her actual husband lays a hand on her and she flips out. He then mentions that in the case of a mindflayer doing that, "it seems it would only be used to erase the husband's anxiety. Supposing it did happen, it would be like, “Hey, even if I have to go this far, I will reach you!”"
This my be poorly translated or it's just going over my head but exactly what kind of sentiment is being expressed when he says “Hey, even if I have to go this far, I will reach you!”?
>>15432244
They start mooching off of some shut-in with glasses.
>loli mindflayer pulling around her squid onii-chan in a little red wagon
>the wagon has underside lights, surround sound, hydraulics, and spinning rims
>>15432262
I like the way you think. Write about this.
>>15432263
>>Otherkin aren't furry
It's more of a venn diagram when talking about the two with much in the middle
I still want to adopt a Shoggoth and Kikimora and raise them as twins
>>15432268
I'm not really here to discuss inter-sectional furfaggotry, so let stop here.
>>15432263
>>15432265
Are we really forcing the squid MB bullshit? Get your shit together faggots.
>>15432254
Well, yeah. It's just another way of doing it. With more limbs and mutual squishiness. Plus you'd be able to breath underwater and swim with her without limits.
>>15432265
Cute.
>>15432276
>chapter 4 never
I wanna see what happens go fucking damit
>Are we really forcing the squid MB bullshit?
You aren't really forcing something if its canon.
>>15432275
Aight, either way squid bullshit is stupd
>>15432283
>You aren't really forcing something if its canon.
By that logic the siths are fair game.
I want to help the Lich next door develop her Orgasm Ray, then steal it and become Orgazmo in Monster Girl City!
I like Dhampirs
>>15432285
They entirely are if furries were allowed outside of /b/ and /trash/ They aren't so... Win win really. This thread allows for cherrypicking the good from the shit, because it isn't the /mge/ thread it's the /mg/thread. Not all of MGE is necessarily thread related, so you shunt the furries over to /b/.
![Mogucho (2.9) [F][A].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/PORCA4c.jpg "Mogucho (2.9) [F][A].jpg")
You like your Monster Girls dominant and in charge, right?
>>15432308
I do and I'm not ashamed to admit it.
>>15432308
Nah I like little sister wock that tries to be dom but fails
>>15432308
No.
After seeing that stage demo and the trailers for South Park: The Fractured But Whole for the umpteenth time, I've decided we need Loen to do Monster Girl children dressed up as superheroes.
>>15432308
Switch, honestly.
>>15432308
Of course.
>>15432267
Maybe I will. I'm a big fan of hypnosis, but mainly only when it's done consensually, romantically, or with kind intentions for the one being put under.
Although I can't promise that I wouldn't sneakily put her under with a hypnotic trigger phrase or accessory, just to have some fun bringing her to orgasm for a few minutes. Maybe even in public too. Maybe even keep her aware while guiding her to climax with my voice alone for extra blushing.
Either way, maybe I'll make it my next little writing project.
>>15432308
No.
>>15432323
So who are you and when can I expect this?
>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus
>>15432325
I'm an anubisfag who's criminally slow at writing.
I'll see if I can get around to it and have it finished within maybe two weeks. If I do write it, that is. I still haven't thought up an initial premise or setting, or character for the anubis.
Its morning and I just got some apples
today will be a good day for writing about dragons
>>15432355
Do Dragons eat apples?
Maybe roasting them slowly before eating them.
>>15432355
>Apples
>Dragons
>Not writing about bullying succubi with apples
>>15432342
Hmm. You wouldn't happen to enjoy Dragons and Nightmares too, would you?
>>15432355
>>15432357
Don't make me hungry for roasted apples anon. I need to conserve my money and the thought of cooking apples is tempting me. granted if a dragon was with me I'd say fuck it and cook it so she can have some.
>>15432355
Wish I was writing about Dragons. Don't really have anything left to say about them though.
y'all are niggers
>>15432380
I'm a Snow Nigger!
>>15432380
Hey, fuck you buddy!
>>15432380
Please draw cute lolis dressed up as superheroes kittydrawer whose name I don't remember anymore!
>>15432380
She looks like a junkie version of that wolf girl from Shiiton Gakuen
>>15432370
I'm not Anonlich, I'm the other guy.
Wrote Lego Anubis, a cuddly husky-girl thing, a slimegirl story that will offend biologists, a short smut piece about yeti handjobs, lich ASMR, and loli anubis cumflation.
I have one or two other things in the works, at varying stages of "Should've been finished several months ago".
>>15432394
I see. Still don't have your name though.
HORSEcutieNo towel version http://i.imgur.com/IEAPUYz.jpg
Hope y'all are having a nice night o/
>>15432396
https://pastebin.com/u/Headsharts
I was called "Trachyon", but I thought that name was dumb, so I chose "Headsharts" instead.
>>15432400
You are on a roll snib, good job
>>15432403
Don't know if that's any less dumb but thanking ya kindly.
I want to date a Dullahan twin that has to share the body with her sister's head
>>15432412
I know there's a picture of this.
>>15432412
What happens if her sister brings a date?
And the sister's date is going really well?And the sister's date suggests they go back to his place for coffee?
>>15432419
Let the body decide who she want's to go with
which slime is softest
>>15432406
"Trachyon" is a modification of "tachyon", a hypothetical particle which is said to travel faster than the speed of light. My writefaggotry is the opposite of fast, but a lot of the ideas I've come up with are purely hypothetical.
A shart, by comparison, is often excessively forced, an unwelcome and unpleasant surprise, a target of laughter, extremely infrequent, and makes you feel funny in your pants. I can jokingly say that all of those things apply to me as a writefag. So my stories are "sharts that come from the head", so to speak.
It is the deepest lore.Plus I was watching Ricesnot remaster a song purely with shart noises at the time I changed it.
>>15432419
The body decides . maybe some transformation magic changes the body based on the current head so not fucking the other sis because they aren't that body so no feeling
>>15432425
Okey-doke.
>>15432425
>Thinking about what you name yourself
I just picked a name I picked for a character I used to play years ago, and that character was named on a whim too.
>>15432430
I named myself after the creature I was writing about.Regret!
I want to snuggle up with nerdhound while we each read a good book.
>>15432430
Don't worry, there wasn't much thought put into it. Just,
>I want to change my current username
>Oh hey this shart thing is pretty funny
>I'll be shart something
>Hmm, I write stories, from ideas, from my head
>So I'll be headsharts
>Yeah, then I'll make up more silly reasons to make it seem like it suits me
Actually thinking of names for characters in a story takes way more time and thought.
>>15432380
What a foul-mannered little cat.
Do you kiss your father with that mouth?
>>15432308
How else?
>You will never marry a modest, motherly peasant girl
I want to hug a monoeye
>accidentally accessing the Google docs file while logged into your Google account
>sweatingman.png
>>15432473
What did you do anon, what did you do?
>>15432473
You do realize that no one is actively sitting there combing through the user list, right?
>>15432483
Oh I'm sure SOMEONE is.
>>15432483
>>15432478
It was mostly the worry of accidentally clicking something that would share it with anyone who has ever been in email contact with me.
>>15432485
>being this paranoid
>being this ashamed of your interests
I cannot begin to imagine how miserable your life must be.
>>15432485
While I applaud your paranoia, it's just a gdocs sheet. No macros of the sort to be had.
>>15432484
I have paladin anti virus
>>15432491
>paladin anti virus
>not Valkyrie Security
You're as good as fucked already.
>>15432492
She looks like she's got something to hide.
>>15432492
I want to ask Nerdhound out on a date!
>>15432494
Is it hersurprisingly large breasts hidden beneath a shirt that's too tight?
The dragons are going to war.
are you with them or against them?
>>15432499
Depends. Why are they going to war? Is it because someone stole their hoard?
>>15432499
With them, but not on the front lines. I'll just stay at home and clear space for the loot.
>>15432499
I'm neutral.
>>15432494
>She looks like she's got something to hide.
Her crush on you, even if her sisters are telling her to just rape you
>>15432403
>>15432425
>Have to learn a new name to call senpai by
Well okay.
>>15432494
>You're as good as fucked already.
If I upgrade to Paladin-chan edition how am I
I saw this on Twitter.
I thought it merited sharing.
You guys like cute orcs, yeah?
https://twitter.com/synecdoche445/status/745168705739317248
>>15432508
It's a trap, there's no such edition.
>>15432512
Is that why she has Demon wings on my desktop
>>15432511
I'm okay with that.
>>15432513
Everything you fap to is known to her.
>>15432492
HELLHOUND WITH PETTANKO AND TWINTAILS
>>15432506
That's kinda cute, every day when she gets home her mom or older sis asks if she's raped anon yet
>>15432403
>more headsharts stuff incoming
oh boy I'm already hard
>Wan-wan bullying manga
Literally made for me.
>>15432524
that is way too lewd, get that collar off her
>>15432524
>bullying
She looks pretty happy.
>>15432515
What about a Hellhound who does her best to be a studious, well mannered girl who defies stereotypes, only to be even more extreme than the profile suggests behind closed doors?
>>15432499
I'm with the third party of necromancers, liches and wights who will comb the battlefield once the battles are over and raise minions for their undead dragonflight.
>>15432527
She's too stupid to realize she's being bullied.
>>15432526
Don't you know? Man domesticated the wolf. With selective breeding, if you get what I mean.
>>15432527
Check the next page.
Honestly, he takes it a little far.
>>15432507Anonlich, you can call me whatever you want.
BTFO
>>15432548
>>15432538
This fucking guy.
>>15432538
>>15432548
What an asshole. I'm interested in this now. I hope there's a reason for his animal hate though.
>>15432557
When he was a kid, he tried to save the wolf from bullying at the hands of some bears and got his ass handed to him for his trouble, so he said fuck animals.
>>15432548
>BTFO
Murenase! Shiiton Gakuen
Lanka is so small, cute, and dumb. I need to breed her.
>>15432572
How much of her wetness do you think he could smell at that point?
Also I like the fact that the heroine is a wolf. As a human who dislikes animals, it's fitting that the first he opens up to is among the first we took for hunting and domestic partners.
>>15432575
look at her tail go: she's fanning her pheromones directly into his face.
>>15432546
Well that's very nice of you to sa-...I'm not sure what I question more.
The wasp in the bra, or the mermaid in clown make-up.
>>15432572
>Not protecting her and taking her into the mountains, and training her until she is big and powerful enough to start a pack off her own might
![1461603167163[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Bpt39ZV.jpg "1461603167163[1].jpg")
Sup, fags. KanColle thread here. This ship looks messed up, does it belong to you? You guys can have it.
>>15432610
>Guiding the diarrhea into the basket with her hand
I wouldn't have the stomach for it.
>>15432610
Well alrighty then.
>>15432610
Are you sure she's a boat? That tail looks like it would get waterlogged easily.
I wanna domesticate a wolf.
>>15432611
I....what.
You're pretty deranged to see a fluffy 'nooki tail like that, Anon.
She hurls the necromantic fury of the dark wisdoms at me!
>>15432623
I sense dire perils! Frightful abysses of forgotten fears and chasms of primordial horrors gape wide to destroy our world!
>>15432630
>Implying all the best shit doesn't come from abysses of forgotten fears
My Shog waifu wants a word.
>>15432645
They were forgotten for a reason.
>>15432647
Yeah, they were such good servants that their masters grew too lazy to exist.
>>15432538Where is this chapter being hosted?
>>15432630
The only frightful abysses and chasms of horror a Tanuki will take you to are crippling debt and wage slavery.
They won't destroy the world, just the one you know.
>Albedo Nendoroids up for Pre-Order
So goddamn adorable. Can't wait for January.
>>15432649
I'm pretty sure there was a rebellion involved in there somewhere.
>>15432659
Yeah, because they sucked head so good they blew minds and their masters were too pussy to handle it when they nutted and the shoggoths kept suckin.
>>15432657
I'd love to enter her deep, wet, frightfully lewd abyss.
>>15432669
Be sure to read the fine print first.
Carefully.
>>15432672
Surely these delightful raccoons would deal with me in good faith?
>>15432673
Perhaps. But they're also not exactly the types to play fair if they find something they want.
I want a tanuki to owe me a dollar
>>15432673
Of course they would, Anon.
You can see they're all fluffy and huggable, and the Wandering Scholar said that they never lie while in monster form.
They'll never stab you in the back, they'll never lie or cheat.
They're just about the nicest gals you'd ever want to meet!
You know what would be really degrading?Forcing a Tanuki to work on a construction site.
>>15432711
No anon, you need to bankrupt a tanuki so hard she files for chapter 7 bankruptcy
I want to pampa her rampa
>>15432724
Silly Aya wannabe not as interesting as "Everything is my delusion!"-chan
0/10
>>15432724
I prefer my pickle pee in black harpy flavor than tengu
>>15432733
>aya
That's not her m8 :^)
>>15432746
Hence "wannabe"
>>15432748
>wannabe
I don't know how I did miss that.
>>15432736
That's because Tengus are lame.
vampire
>>15432768
Butt that's a dragon.
>>15432775
Don't label people! She can be whatever she identifies as!
