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>>15418871
That's a spooky mofu.
Mindflayer lolis are for hugging!
>>15418885
I think she's an undead catgirl.
>Messy wolf kisses
What kind of swimwear would each girl wear to the beach?
>>15418897
What is the name of this series?
>>15418900
None.
>>15418900
Tight beltbra
>>15418905
Murenase! Shiiton Gakuen
>>15418871
My shrine maiden onee-san will protect me from dastardly creeps like this mofu!
I know everyone hates the furry monster girls, but can you really say that they are shittier than the monster girls that induce transformations? In terms of shit tier monsters, I would rank them, shittiest to least shitty:
Transformation inducing monsters, extreme mind manipulators, furries, monsters based on trash enemies, low intelligence monsters, boring monsters.
So mindflayers are basically the shittiest girls possible.
Is flat justice?
>>15418922
She's a cat!
>>15418924
And which ones are the rest supposed to be?
>>15418925
Slim chested with wide hips, thick thighs and a big ass is the only figure fit for women.
>>15418919
Thanks!
>>15418919
That shit's cute.
>>15418900
>Werewolf = Nude
>Holstaurus = Has to wear a bikini because large breasts are difficult for a one-piece. She'd prefer a one-piece if she could wear it.
>Wight = One of those really old-timey swimsuits that cover from head to toe. She'll also be sure to bring a swimming cap and a parasol.
>Succubus = Just a bunch of string
>Alp = Trunks and baggy T-shirt
>Cyclops = School swimsuit that she's had since middle school
>>15418926
She's a creep, and will never beat my onee-san!
>>15418924
There are much worse girls then the Mindflayers.
I wanna nuzzle my head to a Wurm's chest and never ever move it away!
>>15418925
If flat is justice I don't ever want to be just.
>>15418960
>a thick Demon will never make you sign a marriage contract with her
>>15418885
How does that fox walk with breasts that big?
Is she carried everywhere?
If she is then she's going to get chubby.
I want to be set up with a fat old dragon on a blind date! I want to slowly melt like putty in her hands as I find out she is actually very charming and cool! I want her to roughly fuck me!
>>15418900
>Amazon
Nude to show off her rock hard body.
>>15418967
Are you sure you like thick?
>>15418927
Transformations: Shoggoth, mindflayer, wendigo
Mind manipulation: Mindflayer, potentially any powerful demon type but they rarely resort to it
Furries: Cu Sith, Cait Sith
Trash enemies(okay if you get them in bulk): Goblins, orcs, matango, slimes
Low intelligence: Most things from the previous category plus wurms
Boring monsters: Succubus, elf
And I just realized I need a new category for monsters like cursed swords. Probably would rank them as slightly better than furries.
>>15418990
Yes, so long as it doesn't enter hyper territory.
>>15418995
>Trash enemies(okay if you get them in bulk): Goblins, orcs, matango, slimes
>slimes
Rude.
>>15418995
>Wurms, slimes, Succubus, Elves, Cursed Swords
>Bad
With the rest I agree.
>>15418995
What about the ones with obnoxious fanbases like Alps and Cheshires?
>>15418990
Yep.
Love thick.
>>15419013
There is literally nothing wrong with Alps.
>>15419009
This is a pretty crappy list that I just threw together. I would have to comb through the big list of monster girls to figure out what the categories should be and all the monsters that fit into each. I can just say for certain that monsters that cause horrible transformations in men and/or woman are the worst. Forgot to classify matango as falling into that.
>>15419013
There is literally nothing wrong with alps.
Japan loves Alps. Lets all love Alps too.
>>15419029
>>15419031
Almost every post involving either of the two is Facebok tier garbage.
>>15419049
This
Do you guys have anything you want typeset? I have nothing else to do and I'd like to help contribute to the thread in some way.
>>15419045
I want alps to stop posting, they'll never get boyfriends no matter how hard they try
>>15419049
Alps are nice and lovely and superior to Succubi in every way.
>>15419049
Who cares? It's not like people are forcing you to read these posts.
Monstergirls are pretty popular right now, so you can find terrible posts about pretty much any of them.
>>15419073
Boys make the best girls.
Alps are hip and cool.
I'm going to post about Cheshires all day!
Can any matango be turned into a mad hatter, or was that just a one time thing for the progenitor of their race? I would love to round up and exterminate the matango, but clearly some monsters who have stockholm syndrome from a bad yeast infection will try to stop me. Upgrading them all into a non-shit type of monster would be just as good.
>>15419062
Do you require translated text?
>>15419081
I already skip them, but the problem is that don't do that for any other monstergirls, even the one I don't really like.
>>15419093
k
>>15419095
I assume if you get the permission of the Red Queen? She was able to polymorph a matango into on the of the best grils in wonderland.
>>15418940
>Sahuagin = school swimsuit
>Sea bishop = Church-ordained swimwear w/ mitre cap
>>15419101
Yeah, I'm sorry to say but I am a complete novice in Japanese, I can't even retain the first ten numbers of Japanese.
>>15418940
I want to see a Holstaur wear the biggest bikini the shop had in stock but it still looks tiny on her!
>Read Bob's Laska and me update after seeing Anon last night mention it
>The rewrite is at the part where Laska dates her first boy but ends up raping him
>Bob decided to retcon that and now Laska is gay and fucking Zoe her dog friend
>Also the boy she dated is actually gay and fucking a Fox Boy
Jesus Christ what the literal fuck.
>>15419119
Does she have a rear that goes with it?
>>15419128
Some men just want to see the world burn.
>>15419101
>the image I want to see translated and typeset isn't even monstergirl related
Fuck.
>>15419128
>Disliking Bob is meme hate!
Just wait they'll show up.
>>15419161
Of course, it wouldn't be as fun if just the top part was digging into her and nearly not covering her.
>>15419128
Just call Bob a furry, and move on to other smut writers who do not do what he does.
>>15418900
Why are Alices so damn precious?
>>15419128
Bob is a trainwreck. Makes me wonder how much of a shitshow the story will become by time Anondad kicks the bucket.
>>15419174
So she'd be wearing the equivilant of a thong as her big ol' bottom strains it?
Sounds lovely.
>>15419178
Because Alices are pure love.I blame familiars for doing their job and opening me to the sabbath.
>>15419172
Whoops, meant to reply to >>15419116
>>15419178
I do not find them precious. They are literal rapebait and I cannot find their profile as anything other than horrifying.
>>15419180
Anondad will die, come back as a futa zombie, and then every-ones going to impregnate each other in a big incestuous orgy.
>>15419090
She is an uncute, uncharming, titless little creature.
...And she can't even COOK A STEAK.
>>15419188
They're one of the few girls I headcanon.
>>15419128
Next on Bob's list of planned changes: Laska is retconned into being a stallion now. Not a centaur or whatever, she's literally a male horse.
Laska and Me is now all about Laska eating hay, pulling carriages and siring offspring in Anon's farm.It ends with her injuring a leg and being sent to the glue factory.
I want to tell a Tarrasque I can lift more than her!
>>15419211
>Bob rewrites it again after that
>Laska's name is now Boxer
>It's literally Animal Farm
>>15419188
A large part of an Alice's charm is not even magical, because other monsters love them too. And I think you might misinterpret the profile because "assault" is a shaky translation.
>>15419187
I'm sorry to hear that man, again I wish I could help you but I don't think I can help you here. Well I could but going through a dozen machine translations, then filter the edits until it sounds like natural English, would most likely not be the product you're looking for. If you send me the link to the image I might be able to help you there, but again I can't guarantee that it'll be a quality translation.
>>15418900
Yetis shave their fur down wear modest bikinis
>>15419211
The rewrite after that will be Laska the Stallion gets drafted for nam. It ain't me starts playing.
>>15418995
>Succubus and Elf
>Least shitty
>>15419235
and wear*
>>15419234
I've been trying to find translated shit through Danbooru, but the image I want to find with a translation requires a gold account or some shit like that.
>>15419196
What do you change in your mind? It's already quite a simple concept that can't be altered that much without becoming unrecognizable.
Remember to follow Lovecraft's advice and never fuck a Mindflayer or Shoggoth. They are a cosmic horror, not your waifu.
>>15419174
>>15419128
>>15419180
You know the saddest thing is that whole thing with Laska and Me actually pissed less off to a vitriolic toxicity. I mean, it's like Robert the Terrible went to the same barber as Brendan Fraser and had his hair cut by a hip-and-skip lawnmower.
The worst part ismuch like the Elder Scrolls foretelling their return, the thread warned me of this shit but it was too late.
I wanna date a reformed delinquent Oni who just wants to settle down and forget about her violent past.
>>15419290
I will fuck whatever I want, faggot.
>>15419290
What would a shoggoth that has been altered by the Sabbath be like?
>>15419235
Dat shading.
>>15419242
Wow that sucks, sorry man.
>>15419296
I can't even get mad, the story is not good enough for me to get emotionally invested to feel things other than curiosity.
>>15419303
>He thinks he's the one that does the fucking in a Lovecraftian relationship
Keep telling yourself, brother. I'm sure Shub-Niggurath would find it absolutely hilarious while your daughterus start attending to you as well in order to create ten thousand young to span across the stars.
>>15419248
Eternal demon lolis that love their onii-chans, maybe they're rapebaits at first but rape only happen once. Also not amnesia shit.
>>15419324
It's not that I'm emotionally invested in it. I kept denying that Bob's faggotry was that immense before I saw less go off about Laska being gay and "experimenting".
Kind of a boiling frog moment.
>>15419299
I want a deredere oni who still talks like a thug!
What is it like to be dominated by an alice?
>>15419361
So that's how it is. I'm not going to even attempt to try to armchair psych evaluate this, I'm just gonna say that Bob has firmly cemented exactly the type of company he wants to keep.
>>15419371
See this guy is asking the right questions. Awkward brazzer tier acting and belittling of getting turned on a by immature pussy.
>>15419379
you stay away from my ears woman
>>15419371
But she doesn't even know what sex is! How can she dominate you if she doesn't even know what sex is?
>"Gaaaaao! No passage beyond the gate! The watchdog of Hell repels all trespassers. Isn't that right, Lefty? Righty?"
And then she goes into the comedy routine she's been practicing with her puppets and would like it very, very much if you could give her some constructive criticism.
>>15419397
>Lefty - Myehhh, we can take this guy, boss! Long as he ain't got no holy water.
>Righty - Say, how do they make that stuff anyway?
>Lefty - What, holy water?
>Righty - Yeah
>Lefty - They boil the hell outta it! Nyuk nyuk nyuk.
>>15419397
I would criticize if not for the piles of skulls in the background.
>>15419397
spooky mouf
>>15418900
Foxes would wear lewd stuff.
Slings would probably be pretty popular with MGs.
>>15419371
>"You're doing fairly well, onii-chan. But, mm! Keep licking."
>"My my, not being able to use your arms to relieve yourself looks so painful, it's almost as if you're getting ready to burst at the seams!"
>"Look at you, leaking pre like your little friend is salivating. Does the idea of ravishing this child-like pussy really turn you on that much?"
>"Ahn! Keep going, right there!"
>"Mmmmmm!"
>"Ha... Ha... Very good, Onii-chan."
>"It's like I'm sweating down there I'm so wet!"
>"Lay down... It's time to play an 'adult game'."
>"Ha... Ha.... Mm! Yes! You're too big!"
>"It's like you're trying to pull out my womb with this massive cock of yours!"
>"Ara... ? Why are you crying, Onii-chan?"
>"You're not my brother by blood, so you should be happy this little sister is giving you her pussy. After all, you used it so much before we visited Wonderland."
>"But I. Can. Remember. Now <3~"
>"Yes... That's it!"
>"Hnnnnngh!"
>"Don't let a single drop out, knock me the fuck up!"Corrupted Alices are lewd, and this shit reeks of h-manga.
>>15419397
>Does nothing but guard the gates of Hell and talk to her puppets
Poor thing.
This is lame
>>15418900
I know a couple of Kobolds who would wear cute matching latex one-piece swimsuits!
>>15419451
then why not post content you deem not lame instead of complaining
>>15419434
>threadly_dose.jpg.
>>15419457
>Big, buff Troll or Oni
>Wears something cute and frilly. The kind that comes with a skirt.
>Had to get it custom-made because of her size.
>>15419239
Nah, the rewrite after involves four baby Laskas getting accidentally exposed to mutagen ooze, taking human forms, and being raised by a rat-anon in the sewers to fight crime.
I should know, my uncle works in Bob's brain.
>>15419439
Now all she needs is a plump loli ass and thighs for facesitting.
>>15419478
cute!
>>15419439
Ok, I need this.
>>15419397
My left or your left?
>>15419507
Just look at the picture, they're labeled. Lefty is her left, Righty is her right.
>>15419486
After a Devil pushes an old blind man out of the way of an oncoming truck and has her eyes saturated in a mutagen comprised of altered Demonic Energy?
>>15419397
I bet she's completely adorable when getting ear scratches instead of guarding gates.
>Flat-chested Holstaurus who can't produce milk
>Centaur with a crippled leg. Can walk on her own but only very slowly.
>Echidna who is incapable of having children of her own
>Blind Gazer
>Jingko with a heart condition that prevents her from doing much physical activity
>>15419387
>belittling of getting turned on a by immature pussy.
For some reason, I feel like alices wouldn't be into that. The only things that I can think of that don't break their cute and loving image are choking and orgasm denial.
Imagine her having you tied down with a magical collar around your neck. The collar becomes active and chokes you whenever she is touching your penis. In the downtime of you catching your breath, she kisses all over your body and gently caresses you. Imagine her kisses getting lower and approaching your crotch, causing you to wince in anticipation of being choked again. But she stops when she notices your reaction and laughs teasingly at you. "Fufu, you're acting like virgin little girl afraid of having her special place touched."
>>15419487
>>15419504
Smug corrupted Alice like in that picture withELIN THIGHS
>>15419511
I don't know man, hell is kinda fucked up. What if they named it wrong?
>>15419530
>Hydrophobic mermaid
>Harpy with clipped wings. Doesn't see the point in living if she can't fly.
>>15419530
>Jinko with heart condition that prevents her from doing a lot of physical things
I can relate to her.
>new thread already
I think I'll retry my shitty request tomorrow.
For now, let's discuss how to properly breed Elves.
>>15419530
Amnesiac flayer.
>>15419128
Sweet jesus what
>>15419549
>how to properly breed Elves
Well, for starters, you gotta get to know her. Casually at first. Don't go intentionally looking for it, just let it happen organically after you find one you connect with.
After being friends for a few months you might want to seek further intimacy. A few casual dates are fine. Remember, no kissing until the third date and only if she's interested.
No sex until marriage either, that's a big no-no. Make sure you both have the same goals for your future together.
Reminder that there are shitty monsters who can't even make a properly sexy body by themselves.
>>15419564
I like the way you think
>>15419570
More dead eyed than a day old fish in a farmer's market.
>>15419570
>The Sabbath gets a hold of a parasite slime and host
>Turns it into a cute loli that carries around a pink stuffed animal
>It reproduces by creating more stuffed animals
>The animals make human woman nostalgic and yearn to be a child again
>>15419570
Parasite Slime is the saddest monster there is. Even after they get a host, they're still wingmanning for the girl and stuck as a non-human blob.
I want it to be canon that if a parasite slime gets enough energy, it becomes able to take human form and double teams its target alongside its host.
>>15419530
>Once proud Amazon warrior, weakened by illness.
>Wheelchair bound, her legs still work but sickness has robbed them of the strength to lift her Amazonian frame.
>Some days she can't even get out of bed.
>No one visits her, her family and tribe shunning her for her weakness.
>Spends most of the time just staring out the window, eyes empty and an expression of defeat on her face.
>>15419597
I'll take "Body horror by any other name" for 500, Alex.
>>15419616
There are other monster girls that also nothing but servants. A skeleton or golem will never have her own husbando.
>>15419618
>No one visits her, her family and tribe shunning her for her weakness.
>Imfuckingplying
>>15419618
I'd tell her to be strong for me.
>>15419128
So I assume Bob has reached the point of "fuck it" and is now flooding his story with all the shit he knows will piss off any remaining fans?
He's the the fucking Anno of monstergirl stories. Expect a Rebuild of Laska series in the next few years that adds even more pointless characters and has a plot twist where all the characters were human all along and were just crazed otherkin acting out their MGE delusions.
>>15419641
Yeah, but at least they look like cute girls. Parasite slime is a shapeless blob with no prospects of becoming anything other than a shapeless blob.
"Success" for a parasite slime entails being a chair for another monster for all eternity. It even gets an emotional channel to its host so that it can feel all the pleasure that it won't ever experience on its own.
>>15419669
Daaamn
>>15419667
That implies he has any emotional connection to his own story, or he has depression and eva was his self help device, or able to insert themes into his story as any form of message other than "screw you all, Imma have a laugh"
I like mindflayers and I think I could trust them
>>15419677
Normal slimes don't even feel pleasure.
>>15419630
How is that body horror?
I want to lie down in a dark slime and just talk to her
I want to engage in post-coitus spooning with a succubus
>>15419702
Oh wait, these are just enchanted slimelings?
No invasive body snatching? No hanging around in their adoptive mother's uterus?
No climbing in their head until all the ducts and passages are leaking pink ooze, and rewriting their very thoughts?
Then that's just regular creepy doll horror.
>>15419128
I like how Bob started out as a perfectly sane and standard writefag, but has somehow managed to fall so hard that his corpse is still in the act of plummeting through the floor and is showing no sign of stopping even though its now several miles underground.
>>15419618
I'd go visit her, no one deserves to be lonely and I bet she would be happy to have someone who enjoys being around her. Also I'd like to get to know her and hang out with her, by helping her around the house and just being a god companion for her. Plus she's probably learned how to be far more humble than other amazons and can't easily assault me, so yeah tell this depressed Amazon she has someone coming over that would like to get to know her/ be her companion.
>>15419128
How? How can he get crazier? Can he even get more insane with his subject matter? Does anyone remember when he wrote harmless and standard stuff? How did he go from that to this?
>>15419727
Yaiya a cutest.
>>15419711
>A loli says her stuffed animal wants to kiss you
>You pick it up, suspecting nothing
>It bursts into a mass of slime and ties you down
>You then get clumsily drained of your semen by the loli
As you can see, lolis do not need excessive modifications to be able to acquire sustenance, unlike old hags.
>>15419727
>the guy is only 5'5
Holy shit these are the shortest stacks.
So could a shog make herself look human?
According to Butter-t the beer makes her gain super pervert powers. That doesn't seem safe.
>>15419727
>they're all short asses
A shame. Tall with big tits are my kind of girl, but they're all incredibly short.
>>15419749
Uh, what kind of "super pervert" powers?
>>15419727
>Yaia is drawn as a tittymonster more often then not
>is also the shortest of the bunch
Hnnngh. I want a JubJub that's her height.
>>15419727
>One of the "ten gods"
>Powerful as hell
>Super smug
>125~130
This is more amusing than it should be.
>>15419749
How is he going to patreon it up this time? Perhaps he can just have a floating beer can on it's own and say that the beer gave her invisibility, but contributors will gain the power to see her.
>>15419760
>Butter-T-brand beer will give you pervert power 3 times more than usual, and can have sex for 168 hrs. straight without breaking a sweat
What is Pervert Power?
>nobody replied to my description of lewd alice because it didn't contain enough greentext
>>15419763
And I forgot my image.Shame I'm still months away from getting her if I'm lucky.
>>15419727
Fuck is this?
If a monster had horns would she say she is horny all the time?
>>15419128
>People still read Bob
I'm genuinely surprised. It's like when I found out that people were still reading the moose saga. Both have reached a level of quality where you wonder why the author even bothers anymore.
>>15419772
>cheesy as hell, unbearably punny Hakutaku
Would be just like one of my old teachers, really.
>>15419768
I feel your pain.
>>15419771
Height chart for Granblue girls + Gran.
>>15419768
Are you seriously doing a Negawalker style "please comment on my shit" post?
What's your favorite flavor? Doesn't matter, it's cherry now.
>>15419770
She's a cutey.
>>15419787
I like Paladin flavor
>>15419787
>Implying that's not strawberry and black liquorice
>>15419787
>>15419768
>nobody replied to me greentext!
Are you seriously bitching about that? If you wrote a pastebin story and it was ignored I'd get you, but you wrote a small paragraph. Get over yourself.
>>15419791
So, vanilla?
>>15419787
No complaints here
>>15419784
The hell is Grablue? Some shit mobile game?
>>15419800
No armored
>>15419787
Favorite flavor? Root beer.
Brown body with a white top.
>>15419768
You know, I wasn't going to say anything at first until I re-read your post several times over. You wrote a paragraph, not a full story.
You did it only to get attention, not because you really wanted to. You're acting like a bitch waffle now because people ignored it when hours down the line if you were patient enough people may have responded.
I'm just going to go out on a limb and fuck off with your very clearly Negawalker and Bollocks inspired bitchiness. Or take a Midol, whichever works for you.
>>15419808
That or he's Commercialanon. Commercial and Nega are the only two I'm aware of who have such ridiculous egos.
>>15419803
The question alone makes it obvious you don't frequent danbooru or other weeb image repositories.
And yes, it's a mobile game with some assets contributed by Square Enix artists. It's currently the major wellspring of cosplay-tier monstergirls.
Much better than boatsluts IMO for that reason.
>>15419787
I prefer chocolate
>>15419803
One of the top 3 mobile games in Japan and has a ton of cute monster girls who get a nice stream of art on pixiv.
I'm honestly surprised anyone on /jp/ hasn't heard the name even in passing.
>>15419815
Irregardless he's a faggot that's seeking attention unnecessarily.
Choking is a total shit tier fetish anyway.
>>15419822
>>15419825
Alright, thanks for answering the question.
>>15419768
>read the post you're referring to
>it's just a few lines
>it isn't even that good
You know, I've seen actual stories on here get ignored. Actual stories that have had actual effort and time put into them and the author didn't whine about it.
Then here you are complaining no one responded to a post you probably shat out in a few minutes. What the actual fuck, is this because its summer or something?
>Not choosing mocha flavor
>>15419128
What the actual fuck
It's like someone in the thread making up what kind of retarded shit Bob's going to do next to mock him, except this time he's actually doing it for real. It's like he's deliberately trying to piss everyone off this time instead of just being a faggot.
>>15419768
Nobody replied because it wasn't that great. I'm more confused about why you're complaining about the lack of attention from a single post.
>>15419838
Get this slutty elf away from me.
>>15419768
Are you at all implying that it comes anywhere close to the Alice greentext that came a few posts prior...?I know it's a slow day, but stirring up the thread like this is no good. Still, I appreciate your attempt to make things more active.Don't do it again.You can do better!
Good morning mgg
>>15419871
Eat shit.
>>15419871
Why is she so cute
>>15419871
Have you come bearing porn of that semen demon yet?
>>15419865
I think he is. God help us if this guy tries writefagging, he'd have the ego of machineanon from the start.
>>15419871
Morning? it's 10:30 you silly alp.
>>15419838
She really loves the immersive feeling of the elements against her skin, doesn't she? That's cute, to say the least.
>>15419871
We bully alps here
>>15419857
She is a pure maiden who just happens to enjoy the sensation of the sun on her skin at her own private beach.
I want to befriend a bunch of monstergirls in a club
>>15419885
She's a slut! All elves are sluts!
>>15419768
Well I guess you got your attention in the end anyway. For the record, no one replied to your description because it was a few sentences and didn't go anywhere. It must have taken you all of thirty seconds to type out.
>>15419871
Long night, huh? It's 5:35 here where the Eh's live.
...Need a horn rub?In before rubbing out horniessIn before "horny" puns
>>15419878
Go to bed British man.
>>15419892
>>15419892
I'm a slut for elves
>>15419838
More into strawberry myself, but variety is always good
Doppelanon where are you...? You may have promised nothing, but potential is not easily forgotten.
Would a Sabbath altered shoggoth be given the ability to reproduce?
>>15419873
>she
>Be married to a Mindflayer
>People keep asking me weird questions like "How does it feel to be a squid?" and things about my mind
>Have no clue what they are talking about
>My wife and I get invited to a party
>People start asking her weird questions
>"Did you mindwash your husband?"
>"Just a bit."
>What did she just say?
>"Do you really turn him into a squid?"
>"Only one day per month."
>W-what?!
>Ask her what the hell is going on
>She pulls me into a hug
>Her tentacles enter my ears
>Finish hugging her before asking her to go dance
>The couple we were talking to jokes about me being a squid
>People are so weird in town
>But I have the best wife in the world
>Life is good
>>15419892
Don't be silly.
This Elf's lifelong dream is to enter a monogamous relationship, start a family, and settle down with a humble fishery.
She has a soft spot for gruff-looking men with sensitive personalities. Her hobbies are embroidery and bird-watching.
I want to marry a mindflayer that is scared of her powerthen I show her not to be afraid
How would loli mindflayers work if the squid is too big for them to carry around?
>>15419928
Thats a pretty tubby Elf.
I'm gonna dick her as a prank!
>>15419923
I would actually want to be a squid just to see how it feels.
>>15419928
Who the fuck made her fat
>>15419928
Elves are sluts, they can't stop thinking about men!
>>15419928
that elf is a city elf that has lost her spirit and became lazy
>>15419948
No, no. It's not WHO, but WHAT.
It was candied sweet potatoes and caramel bisque.
>>15419846
Bob is essentially the Ben Garrison of /mgg/. He relishes in the fact that his writing is more than likely going to piss people off intentionally and probably enjoys that people talk about how much of a faggot he's become.
That being saidI'm trying to distance myself from both him and TFT like the Brits are trying to leave the EU
What monsters deserve to have an evolution form so they can be more viable waifus?
I wonder what /hbg/ would argue about right now
>>15419988
Slugs!
>>15419935
She just wouldn't squid her onii-chan
I bet she'd love to ride on his shoulders by coiling her tentacles all around his torso
>>15419945
It probably feels awesome, you have no thought, just pure tentacles sex
I want to be turned into a squid by my Mindflayer while she goes out to do errands
>>15419994
she seems salty
>>15419787
My favorite flavor is her abs
>>15419997
She is going to kill herself!
BIG. FAT. DRAGON. TITS
>>15419990
>"nobody replied to my description of lewd shotas because it didn't contain enough greentext"
>>15419985
Are you implying you're a member of TFT?It's nice you noticed their insanity I guess
>>15420002
metakek
>>15419990
/hbg/ is the worst threadcanon thing
>>15420002
We've probably shat on the idiot enough.
>>15419871
Are those unfinished horns or what? They don't seem to touch her head
>>15420001
Jabberwocks have the largest and best breasts with Ryus also hving impressive reptilian life.
>>15419990
Shota Hypnotists and if they would occasionally turn you into a sex toy..
>>15419985
>Comparing Ben Garrison to Bob
Disgraceful
>>15419988
Skeleton
>>15420001
I'm addicted to dragons and their milk. What should I do?
>>15419985
Hey don't insult Ben Garrison like that.
Question monster: Would you rather join the Sabbath or become a Mormon?
>>15420001
Dragon milk!
>>15420026
Would I get to live on a Hoslt farm if I chose Mormon?
>>15420021
Drink right from the source anon. Dragon milk is actual much better for you than Holstaur milk believe it or not.
>>15420023
>>15420019
I meant that as in he's given into the memes of TFT/mgg and gone off the deep end. Zyklon Ben is actually one of my personal heroes since like honey badger, he don't give a shit who he insults.
>>15419990
The /hbg/ version of Bob
>>15420012
For you
>>15420001
It's actually incredibly attractive that her hands are quite near big enough to hoist them when the time comes. That and the pearly green on creamy white is... Delectable.
>>15420012
I disagree. We've got loads of annoying shit threadcanon, /hbg/ is dumb but it's not stinkypede, headpats, literally retarded wurms or anything to do with alps.
>>15420034
what would Barb be like?
>>15419994
Well shit, that's a tough one. There aren't really any greater slug enemies in any of the video games I know of. There is, however, an extremely powerful god of slowness in the roguelike Dungeon Crawl Stone Soup who grants power to those who take it easy and the ability to punish those who don't take it easy.
>>15420033
That's better.
