lakeside gf edition
i want a brit gf
first for /balt/
http://strawpoll.me/6237983
http://strawpoll.me/6237983
http://strawpoll.me/6237983
final poll
make it really count this time
going out tonight edition
No
Gf
>>51986594
come to london bb x
>If international finance Jewry in and outside Europe should succeed in thrusting the nations once again into a world war, then the result will not be the Bolshevisation of the earth and with it the victory of Jewry, but the destruction of the Jewish race in Europe.
I have no life.
no gfs and no surprises
Full of dinner, going to go and do a shop and get some refreshing beverages for this evening.
>>51986594
>>51986607
>He hasn't ascended these feels.
gookrap 2bh lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJ-WvAX1A5g
I have a gf and a life lol. pathetic desu
>wake up at 11:30AM
>do a shit
>do a shower
>eat soup and bread because no eggs left
>go back to bed because I'm tired again
Alri lads
just realized i'm gonna have to go out with "friends" tomorrow
god sake
im finna
>>51986748
hit a lick
finna finna
chicken dinna
>>51986520
I didn't ask her anything 2bh but she gave me some rather upsetting news today and I'm doing a feel
>>51986797
did she die
Check this out mandem: wagwan brejjan
got no respect for people who've never tried drugs
I M P O T E N T
http://strawpoll.me/6238032
http://strawpoll.me/6238032
P O L L
>>51986797
got no respect for people who've never tried drugs
What is the origin of the word cueing?
I present to you,
Nigel Miliband.
>>51986687
>went with gf to her grandparents
>they started getting out old photos of them when they were our age
>her grandfather took me to one side later and said he thought I was right for her and that I should marry her
>been seriously considering it since he said that
Gone in a flash tier:
>Malteasers Teaser
High tier:
>Galaxy
>Galaxy Caramel
Perfectly enjoyable in their own right tier:
>Snickers
>Twix
Not really what anyone wants tier:
>Bounty
Inevitable dregs tier:
>Milky Way
>Mars
Who /WeirdFeel/ music here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5-WenbZ2uU
>>51986823
who fucking cares
its peoples choice to do what they do
t. drug user
>>51986832
how do you tax fatties
Anonymous: Hacker Group Warns Donald Trump Over Proposed Muslim Immigration Ban
"Donald Trump, think twice before you speak anything. You have been warned," an Anonymous member, wearing the group's signature Guy Fawkes mask, said in a video uploaded to YouTube.
No red head Irish gf
>>51986865
Mars are delicious you twat
>>51986865
Galaxy Caramel are obnoxiously sweet, bin tier.
Also, swap bouny and twix and we have ourselves a deal.
11/12/15
Who would u fug?
>>51986865
Mars should be higher
>>51986885
Guaranteed replies, good lad.
>>51986865
>no kinder bueno
off yourself
I WAS A FOOKIN LEGEND IN GIN ALLEY
>>51986931
CATHERINE
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E
>>51986884
Just tax the fuckers. Tax 'em real good.
>>51986875
I have travelled to dimensions they couldn't comprehend. I have pulled back the curtain of reality. I have delved deep into the rabbit hole. They haven't. They are too scared. They're fine with their relentlessly dull automaton life. They are lesser beings.
>>51986931
DAVE
A
V
E
>>51986884
Tax the food they eat
>>51986823
>I do drugs recreationally
>>51986931
Erin
>>51986926
>>51986932
While I will give you that Mars are indeed nice when eaten, the fact is that no one wants them in the face of the higher tiered options. Mars is ALWAYS among the dregs, so it must be ranked low.
>>51986939
So is my dick
Post traps
i'll start
>>51986931
>boy in a bad wig
>his brother in a slightly better wig
>passable
>darts player
>>51987001
>gay-on
>>51986984
isn't /brit/ always up in arms whenever a sugar tax is mentioned
>>51987003
>passable
>>51986979
ahh so you are just fedora baiting
carry on
>>51987016
K-on is the pinnacle of writing
Why does pissing with a full erection feel so good?
alri lads
>>51986813
>>51986835
she was my team leader but she told me she's not my team leader anymore because she has a new group for training and I've been handed over to some other guy so I probably won't get to see her that much for a while and I'm sad and want her to be my gf
>>51987060
You can't piss with a full erection. The urine tube is sealed and the cum tube opens
>>51987001
wew very funny lad.
>that middle-aged slightly chubby bald bloke at the pub
>>51987060
Not done an erection piss since I was like 15 and testing the limits of my dick. They do feel nice but it takes ages to start the flow (for me at least).
>>51987081
bollocks m8
>>51987001
>>51987092
He does magic tricks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KcujlANZrQ
>>51987001
banter
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r
So brit lads
What do they teach you about the father of all fedoras, Guy Fawkes, in school?
What is your opinion of the film V for Vendetta?
>>51987001
me on the right
>you will never be normal
going to take a incredible comeback from starship troopers
pirates of the caribbean coming in for a easy victory
http://strawpoll.me/6237983/
>watching VEEP
>she goes to the UK
>in a pub
>gets a pint
>people start chanting down in one
>she starts saying 'Danny Wah' thinking they're being genuine
>everyone laughing at her
pretty accurate, stupid yanks
>used to take an hour to drive to work and back
>now it takes 3 hours due to flooding
>>51987136
>What do they teach you about the father of all fedoras, Guy Fawkes, in school?
They basically run through Remember Remember The Fifth of November and call it a day.
>What is your opinion of the film V for Vendetta?
Almost prescient for what should and will happen to Stephen Fry eventually.
>>51987136
>ENGLAND PREVAILS
Are the Wachowski Brothers/freaks aware that this guy was the most based character in the whole movie? Or are they just hack frauds?
>>51987154
FUCK pirates of the Caribbean
Nobody close to me.
Nobody knows my name.
literally me on the left
>>51987001
>>51987104
GIVE BACK MY GF YOU SHITTY MUSLIM ISLAND
>>51987173
I wish Veep was as funny as the thick of it.
I really enjoyed that show even though I'm not british
>No sir, I am not a yank, in fact, I wish our country remained a British colony! Long live the queen mate! The sun never sets on the empire!
>>51987230
>tfw have "friends" but they're all as socially retarded as I am
>>51987245
The level of her drink goes back up
>>51987227
desu i've already started downloading it
What language should I learn lads?
I'm thinking about German, Chinese, Japanese or Russian.
I took one year of Chinese in highschool, but I've forgotten most of it.
reminder that you are in a state of waking sleep. you are not self aware, you're just a robot.
>>51987268
they're both good but yeah Thick of It is way better
Just sat in that fucking cereal thread thinking it was /brit/ and wondering why there were so many JFs and so few posts in it.
Ban all Canadians.
who /hasthetellyonjustforbackgroundnoisesotheydon'tfeelquiteaslonely/ here?
>>51987288
>tfw seen it recently
>tfw going to get comfy and watch it with my virtual buddies/pals/friends/therapists etc.
>>51987282
>being a loyalist is fedora
ebun ebun ebun
>>51987335
Used to, I upgraded to ASMR instead
>>51987299
Mandarin la
>>51987288
you've lost all my respect
OI DAZZA YOU ALRIGHT MATE?!
>>51986862
looks like nye bevan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALNjevGdB5g
funny scene 2bh
>>51987286
>>51987338
*anyway
>>51987330
blocked canadians a while ago tb h
they're just unfunny australians
>>51987233
got given a bottle of white wine in work lads haha
>blocking canadians
hmmm excellent idea
>>51987412
where did you get this pic of me
>>51987412
wish I could wear a skirt in public, they're too cute
>>51987284
same
I pretend to be an underage girl in a few chatrooms and pretty much everybody falls for it.
We erp and whatever and the few guys I talk to that I actually give attention to want to impregnate me.
I don't know why it gets me so hard, but I usually fap to it.
pirates of the caribbean win
probably will start stream at 9ish
>>51987421
you still going to the pub then?
i'm a miserable alcoholic
Would love someone with Ed's economic views and Nige's social views desu
>you will never inseminate a high test tier female with perfect child bearing hips
why fucking live
>>51987330
>>51987372
>He spelled "Just" with four Js
>>51987421
drink it all and message your future gf
>I am not a yank! I hate America and love the glorious British Empire. I watch football (soccer for you yanks) and drink tea. I say "lad" and "mate" to let these yanks around me know I'm 100% Anglo-Saxxon. Long live the queen!
>>51987436
i watch you sleeping.
>>51987412
post butt
>>51987400
Eskimogans
>>51987479
>Ed's economic views
>you will never have a quirky, socially awkward cute but not amazingly hot gf
>>51987499
wew lad
>>51987503
no more boys please mr. Yank
>>51987497
I have a union jack on my car
>>51987513
She's not socially awkward at all but otherwise yeah
>>51986525
>My wife
How do you filter a flag on 4chan X?
>>51987512
Fuck off Tory twat
Christmas party at work today lads
I wouldn't go but I'm also scheduled to actually work today, not that there will be anything to actually do.
>>51987513
soon m8
>>51987479
bizarro rorke
>>51987582
Install gentoo
>>51987372
wew lad speak of the devil
>go to brit
>filter UK flags
what should i do tonight
>>51986594
Sure, just go to the FALKLANDS
>>51987582
Thailad has a webm of how, ask again in 10 hours
>>51987636
fuck OFF you stupid BINT
>>51987584
>Tory
no
>>51987570
don't know who she is desu but the picture makes it look like she's quite socially retarded
>>51987637
fondle your friend's wank when he's sleeping
@51987636
I was talking about canadians
capitalism has failed
>>51987689
>friend
heh, good one mate
>>51987674
In the oven she goes, desu, senpai
>>51987699
Which is why I'm a socialist
Just got rejected from the Treasury Fast Stream lads.
Turns out the average avge to get accepted onto the Civil Service Fast Stream is 25-28
Doesn't that seem old to anybody else for what is basically a glorified grad scheme?
>>51987675
That's Rose Byrne mate
>>51987699
>
test
>>51987637
drugs
>>51987674
hngggggggggg she needs an anal ravaging so badly
l a a a a a a a a ds
>>51987743
I don't care m8, I'm projecting just fuck off.
>>51987737
>Just got rejected from the Treasury Fast Stream lads.
Proof that there is justice in this world. Serves you right for getting /brit/ to answer the online questions for you.
>>51987653
HAHA XD
>>51987729
This is me tb h
>>51987737
civil service is shit anyway
>>51987763
wew lad
sick of this life tbqh
gonna become a nomad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qx8hrhBZJ98
>>51987783
For the seventh time, that wasn't me.
The tests were timed so no idea how he even managed that if he did
pirates ladsssssssssssss haha
>I am an American but consider myself a British loyalist
No fedora picture can represent this fedora tip
>>51987751
>decreasing poverty=success
Enjoy your African dick when they're over 2 billion of them and our population is still shrinking.
>get scottish gf with red hair
>tfw blonde roots
Fucking bitch wtf
so lads do you think watching anime has made you more, or less gay?
Me: more.
>>51987790
Seriously, though, met any old Nazis recently?
>I am a shitposter who is literally making our country look so bad that people are filtering our flag
>>51987860
It has made me 2dsexual
>>51987867
blacks cant be nazis
>I care about my country's reputation on 4chan because I spend 10+ hours here everyday
White people are going to be genocided at some point, thank god we;ll be dead before then
What are your plans for tonight?
>>51987860
>>51987889 desu
>>51987860
less
>>51987820
>For the seventh time, that wasn't me.
I don't believe you.
>>51987737
>Turns out the average avge to get accepted onto the Civil Service Fast Stream is 25-28
>Doesn't that seem old to anybody else for what is basically a glorified grad scheme?
It's a grad scheme for external applicants, but it's also open to all current civil servants regardless of whether they have a degree or not as a method of quick promotion. So the abundance of 30-40 year old AO/sEOs in shitty departments like the DWP would explain the higher average age.
>>51987860
I don't think the physical act of watching anime itself has made me more gay. However, anime culture in general led me to 4chan and kept me hanging around where I of course discovered /d/, futa, Poju etc etc which all definitely made me gayer than I otherwise would have been.
I'm not gay though and I don't worry about my sexuality at all.
>>51987923
Well it's a good thing I'm not white tb h
>>51987949
post on the 'chon and videogames
what are you supposed to on weekends when you have no friends
>i recognise the legitimacy of nation states
Gonna go play some Hat Simulator 2007
>>51987937
B A S E D
A
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E
D
>>51987970
>I don't believe you.
I don't really give two shits.
But that's excluding external applicants in the report, keep up.
>thanks Dave
>>51987949
Drinking and crying in bed
>>51987988
RACIST
INGA RASISTER PÅ VÅRA GATOR
VARFÖR HAR MAN LÄNDER DET ÄR JU BARA GRÄNSER VAD TOKIGT ALLA MÄNNISKOR ÄR LIKADANA
>>51987988
Who is this ball-butter banshee?
>I'm a woman
>>51987949
F*cking my gf
>>51988030
>white "people"
>>51987796
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3355734/Transgender-woman-died-drug-overdose-two-days-gender-change-op-green-light.html
>tfw no gabagool
Haha I'm in Spain right now lads
Oh yeah it's really sunny and stuff
>>51987949
drink a smirnoff
watch a pirates
post a gimmick
What does it feel like when you bus a nut but she keep suckin lads?
>>51988061
>Women can't reach high things or lift heavy things
LMAO how fucking useless can you get?
>>51987984
good life
>>51988108
Mommy and daddy are kicking me out tb h. No more neet life sadly
Feel like pretty much 100% of my effort is just maintaining the facade of normality lads.
>>51987972
as long as you find 'feminine' attractive and not 'masculine' sure, personally i love traps futa, /d/ stuff and feminine penis, but i'm not gay you know.
>>51987461
no, I came home instead to do friday night feels about no gf
are laptops better for the environment?
>>51988075
>>51987796
>>51987937
what the fuck
it's literally just stringing together a bunch of random nouns desu
>>51987903
Mate...
Also, Hitler was black(Austria-Schwarzenegger- Black nigger)
throat hurts from singing and rapping all day
parents have been out since like 11 what the heck gives
>you will never shag a prime MILF like Liz
bad feel
gonna stop wanking desu
>>51988185
Better than what?
>>51988072
post pic
>>51988184
probably a good idea desu
watch the film with us then senpai
>You are a: Communist Anti-Government World-Federalist Humanist Progressive
>support welfare program
>communist
god bles ameriga :DDDD
is it likely i'll have any luck getting this amazon refund? literally just putting back in the parcel after peaking in for 2 seconds
>>51988204
she's not married desu...
>>51987937
>>51987796
>>51988075
link?
>>51988185
well, power consumption wise, yes. My laptop is pulling about 16w right now, compared to my PC which can pull 80w idle
>>51988204
Liz was a good meme, but she's past her expiry date now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UTBfMMH2M8#t=23s
Alri lads
Rate my personal finances
>>51988266
what are you watching
I'm missing 2 socks from my pack of new ones and I'm furious
>>51988170
2D futa and traps are hot because the artists can (and do) literally just draw an extremely cute girl body and then whap a big strong willy where the vagina is normally.
But 3D traps do nothing for me. No matter how soon they get on the hormones, they still have male features and it ruins it.
>>51988229
chiselling information on a stone tablet and throwing it at people
>>51988293
whats that in real money, like a couple of quid?
>>51988229
a computer that is permanently plugged into the wall i.e. PC or laptop with a broken battery
Fucking hell lads I just want a war to start so I can kill a few people and commit a few war crimes before a bullet is put into my very much deserving head.
Literally the only thing keeping me going at this point.
>>51988293
>2015
>having a chequing account
What sort of backwards country are you people living in?
>>51988225
are you drunk or on drugs or just having a major feel session
>>51988296
pirates of the caribbean
take them back
>>51988293
what does TD mean
i like the U
>>51988365
somebody has stolen them
>>51988366
Fuck off
>>51988366
fuck off billionaire
>>51988395
what a devil
>>51987780
>>51987513
not him but you can literally tell just by her face that she isn't socially awkward
you can tell a fuckton about what a person is like just by their face
2bh
>>51987972
I used to be disgusted at being attracted to males but gayposting in general has made my sexuality a much more fluid than before.
@51988353
edgy as fuck
>>51988366
Where did you get 10 grand from? Cheeky twat
>>51988366
is /brit/ literally just young adults who work but still live with their parents?
>>51988366
>Overdraft limit: £0
lol
>>51988428
someone fucking link this reeeeeee
>>51988477
yes
>>51988477
he has a house and a gf and everything the lucky twat
http://www.abtirsi.com/quiz2.php
>>51988477
>is /brit/ literally just young adults who work but still live with their parents?
is /brit/ literally just young faggots who live at home with their parents?
who /revising/ here
>>51988447
>[
it was in his cashcard account saved from paying no rent or mortgage because he lives with his parents. he just transferred it
>when your mates girlfriend and her friend says they're just going to toilet in a club, when they're actually clearly going to get absolutely ruined by some normie cunts in the girl's toilet
He's so trusting haha. I bet they held hands over the cubicle and screamed as they were pumped full of normie cum.
>housemates are making jokes about retards
Who does this when you're 20
working really hard on obtaining qt gf lads. definitely in with a shot, know she's into me, just have to not fuck up haha. im a bit of a spesh mind.
