mpv/VLC stream:
http://p.events-delivery.apple.com.edgesuite.net/16faohbadfvoihjbadfvljhbphjb06/m3u8/hls_mvp.m3u8
Safari/Edge stream:
http://www.apple.com/apple-events/june-2016/
>>55059783
First for new MBP
Yeah this watchfag has seen a few dicks up close
>>55059805
apple pls it's been over a fucking year
>>55059805
IT'S A SOFTWARE CONFERENCE FAGGOT
Imessage on android let's go
>>55059783
There is a button you can tap to send your activities to your friend.
Mind. Blown.
WHERE'S BASED CRAIG?
>>>/fa/
>>>/lgbt
wheelchairs
>>55059806
is that why his voice is fucked?
>>55059825
it'll be coming. Also new pro
>>55059826
This is the only reason I'm watching.
>>55059825
fuck that shit they announced the newer mac pro before, it's not consistently software
This is the most boring WWDC ever
>I'M GETTING MY BUTT KICKED BY STACY, BUT I'M ANNIHILATING JEFF
>AND THAT MAKES ME VERY HAPPY
Uh.
>>55059825
I hope you're just pretending to be retarded
>>55059825
They reveal new hardware at WWDC, only the iPhone's get a special conference
>>55059825
FUCK YOU STOP ACTING LIKE APPLE HAS NEVER UNVIELED NEW MACBOOKS IN WWDC IN THE PAST RETARD
>wheelchair features for amuricans
>CLAPS
>>>/fa/
>>>/lgbt
ayy, why is apple most innovative? why doesnt google and samsung care about wheelchair users?
>>55059835
>>55059831
typical shit posters
>>55059848
>>55059843
Same here if we get that then I will have everything I need on my one phone I won't have to carry an iPhone around anymore
>>55059861
Thats a bit of a stretch, kid.
>apple fags have dick so deep into their throats they need an app to remind them to breathe
>>55059848
Can you stop? Pcfags so butt hurt they gotta ruin every mac related threa?
Damn breathing used to be so easy...
>>55059861
SENSITIVITY
Are people actually interested with Watch OS?
Wake me up when they're talking past this shit
Deepcuck Chopra
good lord, enough about the stupid fucking watch
>>55059890
Yeah, lacks the panache of a genuine troll.
this is gabage.
Why do people think its good to have apps to tell you to do everything?
Apple is dead.
They got a room full of developers from around the world to talk about fucking wheelchair users of their fucking watch.
APPLE INVENTED DEEP BREATHING
I N N O V A T I V E
>>55059908
Just a few of the exciting updates. I missed the part where it got exciting.
So, did I miss something yet?
Just kidding, of course I didn't.
>breathing app
steve jobs turning in his grave
>you are now breathing manually
>>55059916
booorrrrriiiiinnnnnnggggggggggggggg
fuck this apple watch shit
>>55059934
lol,
>You can clap its good.
>>55059934
been doing it for 12 years
I'm so sick of this watch shit. Normies are the only people stupid enough to buy this junk and they don't watch WWDC.
BASED SCATMAN
*Clap-Forcing intensifies*
"pls clap"
>>55059913
I think they're mostly trying to sell the watch by putting it first.
>>55059938
>he didn't like the old imacs and ibooks
nice shit taste
>>55059945
Lold irl
>please clap
Is this the end of applel?
I'm going to sell my mac and just buy an xbox at this rate.
>>55059950
sorry bb ;_;
>please clap
jeb tier low energy
ayyy Eddie,,, wassup my nigga
So all they did is make a breathing app for watch is? No changes?
>watchOS is over
>tvOS next
is the scat posting finished? can I fucking enable loading images again?
>>55059952
Spoke too soon, didn't ya.
GET THE FUCK READY FOR SOME APPLE TV ANNOUNCEMENTS
>please clap
>The future of TV is apps
No it isn't.
>>55059945
LOL
What INCREDIBLE response to AppleTV are they talking about?
Liberals are so pathetic they need an app to help them breathe
This guy looks high ayy lmao
>>55059945
My watch didn't tell me to though
>>55059912
>>55059910
Im going to just use the apple reddit or something. I avoided /b/ because of the gross shit like this. Now I cant even browse tech cause of assholes like that
>>55059830
I'm waiting for phil the shill
I love AppleTV I just hope they don't focus on stupid fucking games for it. Get Amazon Prime streaming on there
I really hope theyre gonna reveil a breathing app today
>>55059965
>nice shit taste
>liking hideously designed, crappy plastic trash receptacles
whatever shit eater.
>>55059783
goddamn spergies should never attempt humor
internally cringing
Eddie is my least favorite apple C-level
>>55059987
>You can clap, it's good!
>>55060005
Oh my god you won't believe this, anon!
>>55059912
>>55059937
>He has these pictures saved on his computer for this very occasion.
i-it's a lot of fun to do this with your group of friends... right g-guys?
> silence
>MOLOTOV
>france
LMAOOOOOOO
This dude looks like a 50 year old elliot rodgers
>>55059999
>applel toddler toys
>tech
Pick one.
>>55059984
inb4 the next presentation is GAMING. Those are always such a drag.
>>55059999
This. People here like to criticize Reddit, but at least they won't ruin your lunch appetite.
>>55060025
memes are real
>please (You) me
>>55059995
WOW REPUBS ARE SO GOOD. MAN U A MAN NOW. SO GOOD DAWG. FUCK UR DICK IS SO BIG. JESUS IS GOD U ARE THE BEST PERSON.
There's way too many white males presenting this conference
YOU CAN ENTER TEXT WITH THE KEYBOARD
Lmao fucked up
>HIs daughter is in High School
wtf you can already do all this shit
Fucking Minecraft Story Mode, really?
>>55060025
holy fuck you click a movie and it watches it
Oh my god, apple just invented YouTube!
SCRIPTED VIDEO FUCKED UP GUYS
lol fucked up that presentation
>you can enter text with the keyboard
>>55060061
innovation my friend
>>55060059
siri watches it for you and tells you the end
>>55060006
>hideously designed, crappy plastic trash receptacles
They were cool, osx was (is) great, and they had powerpc chips.
Just accept that you have bad taste.
>>55060031
who knows.
GOOOAAAAALLLLLLLL
WOW THAT TIMING SO PERFECT OMG
>>55060063
GOAAAALLLL
>>55060076
"GOAL"
G O A L
>faggots acting as if they care about soccer
Protip: WWDC Keynote is for normies. Don't expect anything developer focused.
GOALLLL!!!!!
what a coincidence!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>soccer
lmao
Why is this nigga so awkward?
>>55059825
Are you fucking new?
APPLE CAN SIGN IN
D A R K M O D E
>>55060094
he's a salesman. they are all creeps
>>55060090
>WWDC
>DC
>Developers' Conference
what the fuck man
edgy mode for apple tv, nice
>>55060100
kek
>>55060098
This is actually useful though
this guy is making me cringe
>>55060090
>normies
good maybe we'll get macbooks
What if the mods are really the scatposters?
Downloads to your Apple TV!
>>55060080
>They were cool
Subjective
>osx was (is) great
Subjective
>and they had powerpc chips.
I'll give you that
>Just accept that you have bad taste.
Subjective.
macbooks when FFS!
>>55059999
Cry more, fucking gay applefag.
Eddy cues presentation skills 3.14/10
Is this shitposter one person or a botnet or a literal organized party dedicated to shit up WWDC generals?
>>55060094
No more Steve Jobs to kick peoples' asses into shape
finally
>>55060106
You'd think that, but no. The keynote CERTAINLY isn't. It's there for the pleb.
There are conferences for developers later.
BASED CRAIG
HAIR FORCE ONE
OS 11
>>55060119
Right now
homOSeX
BASED CRAIG IS THE REAL NIGGA
BASED CRAIG IS THE REAL NIGGA
BASED CRAIG IS THE REAL NIGGA
BASED CRAIG IS THE REAL NIGGA
BASED CRAIG IS THE REAL NIGGA
Here we go
Mountain Lion reporting in
macOS!!!
THANK YOU CRAIG
OS X time
macbooks pls
THE HAIR IS HERE
Fucking finally, Jesus.
macOS when
macOS when
macOS when
macOS when
Naming controversy
MacOS confirmed
ITS TIME!!
GENIUS
>>55060119
Are you underage? Don't you know how these things work? Fucking hell this board has really gone to shit. This thread isn't even stickied.
cuckOS
macOS
>OS X for 20 years
steve jobs rolling in his grave
Mac OS confirmed!
NO FUCKING WAY
MACOS WHO KNEW
macOS
of course
MACBOOOOKSSSSSSS
>Audience breaks down crying at new name
>>55060165
Classic name
>>55060134
WEEEEEEEEEE MACOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
CLAAAPAPAPAPAPAPAP
IT ALREADY WAS MAC OS
SIERRA
CONTROVERSIAL
when did it start? i thought it had 20 minutes left.. fucking crippled counter!!
macOS confirmed
macOS confirmed
HAHAHA XD
Because who cares about actual features.
SIERRA
>most advanced desktop operating system
but thats not TempleOS
>>55060184
SIERRA
MOUNTAIN MEME CONTINUITY
>Sierra
ayy
So many macfags :(((
Ì£>change name
>INNOVASHUN
Sierra
based
>SIERRA
>GETTING FLASHBACKS TO HL1
>HL3 COMFIRMED FOR OS MAC
Why no X OS?
>>55060172
>mfw no macOS until 40 minutes in
APPLEL TECH SMELLS LIKE GAY SHIT
NO DARK MODE IN THE FEATURES SLIDE LOL
hairOS
>>55060180
macOS its SO BRILLIANT OMG SIERRAAAAAAAAAAAAA DEVILLEEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEE
>>55060192
38 minutes ago
macOS Orlando?
meh, not updating this time. nothing new
And that feature is called:
Fapping.
>>55059890
Because you do the same to windows thread with indian racism and hide pretending to be a Linux user. Also you shill the ever loving fuck out of everything that's apple and belittle others with such failed attempts. You reap what you sow.
LIKE MAGIC
>like magic
nice. fuck passwords. based Apple leading the way as usual
>>55060194
It was an intro you fucking sperg.
>We already have a device on our wrists that knows who we are
>>55060219
MacOS fuck my ass.
>copy and paste fundamental
WHERE's MY RIGHT CLICK THEN NIGGER
No more OS ECKS!?
this shit is like that one south park episode about startups
>Auto-Unlock
security concerns rising
>universal clipboard
FINALLY
pls be on iPhone as well
U N I V E R S A L C L I P B O A R D
COPY AND PASTE
GENIUS
WHY DID NOBODY ELSE INVENT THIS BEFORE
Universal clipord is nice tbdesu
>>55060218
wow, it was off for an hour then. thanks
>>55060230
I can't type, so I spend 300 dollars to avoid typing a single phrase.
>>55060235
>resisting the botnet
>>55060247
no. BUY A WATCH
Ishit
Ibotnet
>>55060046
Hahahahaha liberals have negative levels of bantz
>Watch it Little Marco!
>Y-yeah you t-too Big Don
>having 3 macs
>>55059999
toys != technology
oh fuck
how do they know how many documents are in clouddrives????
>Botnet
>Botnet
>Botnet
this... this is going to be a completely useless update this year, isn't it?
>all those rajas
THE SOLUTION SHOULD BE MORE SPACE ON YOUR COMPUTER, NOT CLOUD BULLSHIT
NSA can now read your clipboard!
>>55060283
UNIVERSAL
CLIPBOARD
>universal clipboard
Damn, guess im not going to be copying around my gay porn links and portions of my top secret codebase anymore.
>be admin of silk road 6.0
>runnin muh drug empire from starcucks
>fbi niggers stage non-binary genderfluid distraction in front of everyone
>autounlock on muh cuckbook
>game over, go to jail for 35901 trillion years.
thanks applel
>Optimize Storage
OH GOD ZFS CONFIRMED
>Move your shit to our Ser- I mean the Cloud!
UHHH
BOTNET
O
T
N
E
T
>>55060286
APPLE IS DOCUMENT THIEF CONFIRMED, BOTNET
>apple users can't install another hdd
>what are you gonna do about it?
GEE WHAT IF THE SSD WASN'T SOLDERED IN AND I COULD PUT IN A NEW DRIVE MYSELF
THAT WOULD BE
>MAGIC
>>55060283
Yup lets wait for ios than we'll say if its shit or not
>>55060157
YAY
>>55060242
I always called it this
>>55060283
The fewer features the better. Means more focus on internals.
Oh look, it's fucking ccleaner
So this is like itunes match for your hard drive right?
150
>150
150
>150
150
>150
150
>150
NO ROOM ON BLOCK DEVICE???
CLOUD IT
>>55060307
It isn't soldered though
>BUT WHAT DO YOU DO ABOUT IT?!
>>55060250
APPLEL INVENTED COPY AND PASTE
HOLY SHIT, IT'S LITERALLY REVOLUTIONARY.
okay that was actually funny
>NERD
150 GB @ 5$ per gig goy
wow, such jokes...
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahah
ROASTED
>sensiblechuckle.gif
>>55060330
>being this jealous of our based new features
lmao
hah craigs always got the jokes
Based Craig
>>55060318
Are you literally 14 or just extremely autistic with a scat folder?
>>55060323
It's a proprietary patented firmware locked connector made from a regular NVMe OEM SSD.
It might as well be soldered in
paypal btfo
>>55060330
SERIOUSLY
HOW DID NOBODY EVER THINK OF THIS BEFORE?
YOU JUST COPY, THEN PASTE LATER
IT JUST WORKS, LIKE MAGIC!
>>55060297
>OH GOD ZFS CONFIRMED
we should only be so lucky
>>55060306
>hdd
wew
>>55060329
I install gentoo.
Just fuck my shit up, senpai.
>>>/fa/
>>>/lgbt
Why not just have touchid on macs?
also >merchants
>A mess of Windows
I see what you did there
are they gonna show the new iphone?
>>55060351
A proprietary connector is a far from soldered
>>55060357
>2016
>no category for gay porn
>>55060351
https://eshop.macsales.com/shop/ssd/owc
>>55060354
enough of this meme, mate. it's not funny.
holy shit tabs everywhere
legit blew my mind
TABS EVERYWHERE
MICROSOFT BTFO, STILL NO TABS IN EXPLORER
>>55060357
>30 gigabytes of mail
Wat
holy shit, tabs are actually cool
HOLY SHIT TABS GUYS
>tabs
>paying for something online
>buy a $400 watch because you're too retarded to type your password
>landwhale does a demo of the fitness features on the apple watch
you can't make this shit up.
Apple Pay in Finland when
