What's the longest you had to wait for a Chink Shit package to get to you?
Tip for Canada anons, avoid SingPost like the plague to avoid terrible waiting times.
>IRC channel #/csg/ on rizon
Chink Shit Wiki:
wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_Shit_General
>News
• PSA and general warning for those wanting to buy chink toys that go up your rear >>54764479 DON'T unless you want to risk a permanently perturbed pooper
• Anon stocks up on Chink Smartwatches and plans to make a profit >>54756593 let us know how it goes!
• Anon received his Xiaomi XL mousepad >>54757531 >>54757610
• Anon got his Chink RB aviators and gives tips on how to track them down on Ali >>54757594
• A guide to flashing a Redmi Note 3 Pro >>54759191 >>54759290 along with some UPDATES >>54766918 >>54768201
• Anon got his Chink Shit from Gearbest >>54765396 an OTG Cable a 64gb Shark and that Zsun thing >>54765406 >>54765421 to run OpenWRT on>>54765452
• Anon that sucks at making reviews just got a Ganzo Multi Tool>>54766089 and a awful video review (headphone users bewares) >>54770840
• Xiaomi Capsule/Piston Air are starting to ship out >>54765865 >>54765970 >>54770172
• Anon got a Chink torch >>54768224 >>54768303 posts pros & cons >>54768394
Previous thread >>54765861
first for youtube reviews are cancer
>tfw you fall for /g/ memes
2nd for cancer mangoes
Wait, do they pay for me to ship it back to China?
Please don't tell me I got chink'd
Hey /csg/, I'm probably gonna buy a RN3P at next paycheck. What's the cheapest way to get it in yurope? Seems like buying from EU warehouses makes the price the same as just paying customs, so should I order from China and hope it doesn't get stuck in customs?
How quicker is gearbest registered post delivery?
>>54773860
>>54773871
If you pick the right shipping method (depends on your country) it can be a lot faster.
>>54773880
Explain. Story?
>>54773871
About 15-25 days same as Aliexpress standard, usually a little slower due to longer processing time.
>>54773906
Defective controller. I filed a dispute, asking for a refund and I'll ship it back with the assumption that they would pay shipping costs. I'm no longer sure that's the case.
Is AliExpress still safe lads?
Getting invalid SSL cert on chopping cart.
>>54773749
Something worth mentioning that I initially missed brought to my attention by >>54765282
• Fed up with waiting on his package for a month anon threatens Gearbest support with defaming them on 4chan's Chink Shit Gen >>54727092 some questionable posts that are possibly his >>54739796 >>54765850 >>54762305
whats the best chink drone around $100 that has altitude lock? not that alien one cause that piece of shit doesnt have altitude lock
IMO GearBest shouldn't be allowed in these threads
Too much shilling for good boy points goes on here, and they're a shady company.
>>54773948
>mfw I sort of got a (you) in the news
nb I'm not the serbian reverse shill
>>54774020
>Too much shilling for good boy points goes on here
how
how motherfucker, how
explain how it is possible to gain good boy points from 4chan, apart from that one utter subhuman shitstain vermin who reported the cakebux farming exploit
>>54773867
https://www.xiaomiforsale.com/en/phones/312-note-3-pro-332.html
No extra taxes, warranty in Europe (they actually have a repair center in the Czech Republic, most "warranties" for Xiaomi you get in Europe are useless). My screen broke after a few weeks of use and I was able to easily send it in for repair which would be way harder if straight from China. In many European countries you can pay at the door instead of by card. Note that it takes quite a while for them to actually ship out your phone since they have to import it to Europe first. Took slightly over a month to arrive in my case.
Use "MYXFS" as a coupon (you need a 2nd item to be able to use it - put something cheap like a MiKey in your cart and it'll work). It should take off either 7.5 or 15 EUR depending on your cart total.
They chink'd me by sending a non-sealed MiKey with the actual jack part missing, but I don't care since I only took it for the coupon.
Alternatively you can use this AliExpress listing and pick "DHL" for shipping - they guarantee no VAT or customs for EU countries
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/cuckold-shed-sweden-discount/32545521422.html
>>54773944
Me too. Anyone know what the hell is going on lately?
>>54774090
>http://www.aliexpress.com/item/cuckold-shed-sweden-discount/32545521422.html
thats the mediatek version dont link that you dumb nigger
>>54774020
All chink companies are shady, it's how it works in china.
If they can scam you or take advantage of you, they will.
If you are not comfortable with that then just don't buy from china.
>>54774080
>>54774080
All you have to do is link someone to something, and if they buy it, you get good boy points.
>>54773838
i fell for the shark card meme.
>>54774098
>>54773944
Parts of their site (like the shopping cart) redirect to an akamai domain but their ssl cert is only valid for aliexpress. It's 90% likely to just be that the slave child who runs their website got repeatedly run over by a BMW when he went out for a cigarette break, but if you click through security warnings you deserve everything you get t b h.
Just order shit via the app for now. If you've embraced the botnet you can find the shit you want on chrom* on desktop, then on Android Chrome go to recent tabs, open the tab in question and it'll load up in the Aliexpress app
>>54774152
posting referral links is a bannable offence here.
>>54774130
Apologies familia, I meant to post this link (different seller)
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/for-sweden-cuckold-shed-prime-cancer-mango/32597684693.html
XFS is ~$30 cheaper after the coupon and includes warranty. The only negative is that they take way longer to send.
>>54774152
>referral links
you get banned for those
but seriously, I've sent like five people from these threads to get the Xiaomeme powerbank on Gearbest
how do I get good boy points for it
Anyone have experience buying 13+ inch tablets?
I'm wondering if there's something out there good for reading textbooks.
>mfw google asked for pies and I had to select a blueberry pie and two pizzas
>>54774231
Are those even considered tablets?
>>54774139
GearBest has always been shadier than the rest, I don't know why so many here use them
>>54774190
It still happens, their referral links are not filtered
>>54774020
OP here having used both sites (and still do, along with countless other chink sites) I promise to report about each of their failings without any bias.
>>54774152
There's been referral links posted for Gearbest in the past by one anon but they're for specific items using shortened urls and shitty gifs.
>>54774187
How do I know their app is secure tßh?
They can't even manage their SSL certificates.
>>54774152
You can't, there's only referral links for dinky items like coin grabbers and a quadcopter car. Making the anon posting that shit stand out as fuck too.
>>54774250
>I don't know why so many here use them
Some of their sale prices are excellent and they sell real xiaomeme and other products.
Super sweet Cube iwork10 ultimate keyboard. Too bad the tablet still hasn't shipped. Thanks gearbest
>>54774333
I've never found anything cheaper on GearBest, usually they're like $1 or $2 more than on Aliexpress per item.
>>54774321
It's easier to use your phone while you hide under your duvet which stops hackers from seeing your details.
>But Why?
Its been a week now, still no info
Some anon posted a different site to track shit from chinkland, does anyone know it?
>>54774381
64gb Shark
>>54774187
If you're already in the google botnet just sign into the app with your google account desu
>>54774381
You have little guarantee that the cheapest one on Ali won't be a fake though. See
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/meme-powerbank-10kmah/32628402818.html
Note how half the comments are complaining that their authenticity code has already been used, and there are a few pointing out that it's only 7.5kmAh rather than the full 10.
>>54774469
?
doesn't solve the problem that you can't currently add shit to your cart in a browser without it complaining that your connection is about to get chink'd
>>54774437
17track.net?
>>54768394
You can get rid of the mode change on off feature on those flashlights. What you'll want to do is pull on the lens as you would to make it suitable for long range use, and then unscrew the whole assembly.
Then, on the bottom, there should be a small hole on between the body of the light assembly and the circuit that makes contact with the battery. You'll want to stick something in there to pry it up.
When you're done with that, you'll be able to see the other side of the board. On that board, there should be some surface mount capacitors, and what you'll want to do is use a pencil to draw a line over them.
This should cause the memory of the controller to be reset every time that the light is turned off. If you do a press on the power switch that is not a full press, it is still possible to cycle through the modes, but if you shut the light off for more than one second, it should return to the "high" setting.
The light claims to be waterproof, but I do not believe that, since the lens on mine wiggles around. What I did was I put teflon tape everywhere there were pieces that thread together, and some around the edge of the lens. I then tested it by filling up my sink up with a bunch of water and putting the light in while it was on. I left it in there for around 10 minutes, which means that it's waterproof enough for me.
Hey guys, i was complaining about a week back about an ID dispute
Just letting you guys know it takes a while but you DO get your money back once they consider your card legit
So I bought a glass butt plug and dildo and a silicone vibrator, 4,7, and 8 dollars respectively, what are the chances that this will actually go south for me if put into somebody's puss/ass?
I checked and the two glass pieces are consistently sold by us eBay sellers with good reviews for 20 or so bones and the vibrator has a derivative on amazon for 20~
>>54774381
Shark cards are in the flash sale f a m
>>54774566
If during sexy time, you tell him/her that you got it from China for a great price, it will probably go south.
>>54774520
No, a different site
>>54774566
You'll probably be fine. Glass is safe from what I know. Silicone might not be so safe, especially if it's the cheap shit.
>>54774634
It's a her and I'm not gonna go with that, just worried about the practical mechanical consequences or lack thereof
>>54774641
One seller sent me this, maybe the site you're looking for is on here
>>54774566
I have a steel one (with a pink heart gem <3)and they work well, just clean it when you're done, the usual
>>54774653
Just make sure you wash it and inspect it first. Never trust a chink. I hope he likes it
>>54774566
The wiki guide already answers this one, but yea, it should be fine.
Of course there is a trillon of these out there, so that's not a statement about your individual items.
>>54774090
Sounds too good to be true. Also, a lot of complaints are being thrown around on their facebook page...
>>54774566
Glass should be good but if you're worried put a condom on the silicone
>>54774665
It was a chink site, buy thanks anyways, I just found an app called track checker mobile which has all mail services around the world, it has notifications and you can add a lots of tracking guides, put names on it, really comfy, look for it into the botnet playstore
What Chinese phones support 4G LTE here in Burgerland?
Every phone I check seems to only support up to 3G bands.
>>54774665
Well kinda worked, thanks anon
>>54774041
>serbian reverse shill
Serbian here.
Wat?
>>54774864
Redmeme note 3 pro (global model, don't trust haters here, it will work) Elephone P8000 Usa model, One Plus models. Forget about them if you are using Verizon or other CDMA providers
>>54774903
Posting from a OnePlus One
Ultimate Chinese phone and ultimate comfy phablet. Too bad that after 2 years, they're still $300+ most places.
>>54774957
oneplus recently dropped the price on their phones, so you can get a oneplus 2 for $300
>>54774900
there was a serbianon a few threads ago whingeing that his mi tv box from gearbest was taking too long to arrive and threatening that he would start badmouthing them on 4chan
shortly after this a bunch of posts started showing up informing us all that gearbest was bad
it's probably merely a coincidence though because none of the anti-gearbest posts have called for the extermination of all bosnians
>>54775030
Well, to be fair, they do take around 4 weeks to arrive to Serbia with their standard delivery.
>>54775078
that's not really a reason to throw a tantrum at gearbest though
it's even less of a reason to call for the genocide of your neighbors
>>54775109
>it's even less of a reason to call for the genocide of your neighbors
True, true.
>>54775109
>implying you need any reason to genocide your neighbors at all
Tfw you fell for the KZ meme
Fuck you shills hyping these up.
The KZ Ate's are retarded, the foam tips make them sound like ass, the one with the mic embedded on the right is constantly hissing in everything I plug it into- including a 2,000$ denon AVR/home theater system. The bass is anemic, and the mids are way to forward.
The sound worse than the 109927's I got from monoprice for like 4$ last year.
Meanwhile, the KTE-S hisses less, but it picks up a retarded amount of micro-phonics from the memory wire, its even worse if you wear glasses. I don't know how the fuck they can be marketed for jogging, just turning my head makes me go deaf.
Now I'm stuck with these piles of shit.
>>54775313
I use DT3, ED3, ED9, HDS1 and more, they are all fine.
Also didn't particularly like the ATE. I recall me and another anon suggested they weren't so great at some point in these threads.
Never had the KTE-S.
My USB voltmeter arrived.
The screen is backlit and very easy to read. The mAh reading is particularly useful to make sure you're not getting chink'd on your powerbanks, though unfortunately there is no way to make it read kmAh instead. Bought from this store on Ali:
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/no-text/32572247119.html
It's quite handy for seeing which of your £0.50 USB cables are utter shit. Helpfully, it confirmed that my cheapo motorcycle USB socket (http://www.gearbest.com/motorcycle-fairings/pp_226234.html) outputs a nice stable 5v-ish regardless of engine speed.
The memefan draws approximately 0.3A of current.
>>54775364
> though unfortunately there is no way to make it read kmAh instead
Heh, I giggled.
>The memefan draws approximately 0.3A of current.
Genuine memefans draw around 0.16A I think.
Pretty sure 0.3A was the fake memefans.
Of course these cheap USB meters don't have high measurement precision... so perhaps that's just inaccuracy.
>>54775415
By memefan I'm referring to webm related.
My Xiaomeme memefan draws 0.16A as measured by this meter.
>>54775349
Must have missed those posts, all I saw a few weeks ago was hype for how good they sound "SEX WITH EARS"
>>54775472
Ah, different memefan. Never mind. Cool toy, that one!
>>54775473
Probably. Wasn't like we bothered to discuss this topic for long. I think our mild recommendation against the ATE went across two threads or something, then we were basically done.
>>54775624
Can you ear the cable with the ED9?
Got my $4 EVOD vape today. Looks good, works well.
>>54775782
is that a huge e-liquid bottle or did you really just vape orange juice?
>>54775650
You mean wrapping the cable around your ear to give the IEM a bit more stability against tugging?
It has nothing in particular to help you with doing that - but it can be done, the cable is easily long enough and symmetrically split between the two IEM. The strain relief might be more long and stiff than you like, though.
My guess is that I'd probably prefer the HDS1 for jogging - something which I fortunately don't feel compelled to do.
>>54775816
I'm vaping Gatorade
(but really I'm just vaping normal eliquid)
>>54774651
>>54774730
What's the deal with shitty silicone? Just a skin irritant or some shit
>>54776071
Apparently it has a tendency to begin dissolving, especially if it is in contact with other silicone.
From my understanding, this causes it to become sticky and impossible to clean, which is obviously bad for health and sanitation reasons.
>>54773823
buy fan where?
>>54776155
http://www.gearbest.com/indoor-lights/pp_312049.html
>>54773838
"mangoes"
http://www.ebay.ca/itm/E-Element-Z-77-87-Keys-PC-Laptop-Desktop-Mechanical-Gaming-Keyboard-Blue-Switch-/351711505744
Anyone know if this is any good?
>>54776180
many thanks senpai
>>54774727
Check out your country's xiaomi fan forum if you have one for better reviews. I was suspicious due to the facebook complaints but everyone only seems to be complaining about the shipping time. Meanwhile non-shill accounts - including those of trusted regulars - on miuipolska.pl (Polish Xiaomi forum) had plenty of good things to say - no fake products, good warranty etc.
I can't speak for the warranty quality personally since it's only been in in the shop for a week so far. I'll update on the repair quality and time in a later thread. Phone worked great for 2 weeks before my issue appeared - not fake or anything. Of course it had chink bloatware but you're pretty much always going to get that and will have to flash.
After fucking up the openwrt config, I can't seem to reset the zsun.
disconnected zsun (with sd card) when the light was blinking. After that I connected it witchout sd card and tried to connect to the AP from my PC, without success.
What am I doing wrong?
is there a step by step guide to reset the zsun?
I currently have a first gen nexus 7 and was looking at cheap tablets under $120, would say a Cube iwork8 be better than my current tablet?
Anyone know of any good chink projectors?
>>54774179
is there a difference between the monkey and the shark apart from the image?
>>54774641
I think I know what you're talking about. I tried combing the archives and found these:
sky56.cn/english/track/index
https://packageradar.com/
A bit moot since it sounds like you've found something that works.
>>54776387
From what I've read, you need to remove the sd card while the zsun is booting up. I think it resets it or puts it into failsafe mode or some shit?
>>54776387
insert/remove the sd card while it's booting to do a factory reset
Is there any AMPs worth buying?
>>54776451
>>54776466
that's hardly possible to do because the sd card slot is at the same side, barely over the usb port, meaning that removing a sd card while connected is very very difficult
>>54776431
Is there also one for Hermes?
17track still says order generated.
I ordered a gold chain, it looks neat and all, the gold is well done and doesn't look as though it'd peel away quickly, shame it arrived broken in half
>>54776497
someone please make a webm
thinking of making one of these
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DMGAd_xJiQ
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/FiiO-E10K-USB-DAC-and-Headphone-Amplifier-Black/32259909630.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_7,searchweb201602_2_10017_10021_507_10022_10020_10009_10008_10018_10019_101,searchweb201603_1&btsid=9f3955ce-6c32-4670-932c-6dde6b09666c
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/FiiO-E11K-E11-Upgrade-Version-OPA1642-AD8397-HiFi-Portable-Mini-Headphone-Amplifier-100-New-in-Original/32249474593.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_7,searchweb201602_2_10017_10021_507_10022_10020_10009_10008_10018_10019_101,searchweb201603_1&btsid=89c13ab1-04a2-4a56-bc31-bdf4f6f7cc01&smToken=ff036637771647a2993241f6ff101495&smSign=cJI3E0L2BGdRnbzq/u/BIg%3D%3D
http://www.dinodirect.com/yulong-headphone-amplifier-portable-ra1.html
Are these good amplifiers to use on Win10? Or are they fake?
Any recommendations for tablet PCs with USB ports?
>>54774020
I've bought a ton from gearbest and so far everything has been fantastic.
Hey guys, first time ordering from aliexpress. Ordered a rn3p and the seller is asking how much they should declare at US customs, what should I tell them bros?
>>54774340
100 good boy points sent ;)
>>54777172
Ask them to put "sex toy - $15" on the declaration.
Customs won't be able to prove you didn't buy a broken phone to shove up your ass so you will avoid having to pay taxes.
>>54776830
100 good goy points have been added to your account
Enjoy $1 off 30% of your next purchase excluding prior discounts
>>54774179
Whys the monkey packaging so weird
>>54774448
Is it even worth getting a shark for $16 AUD when I can get a class 10 64GB Kingston for $23 and use it within the hour?
>>54777177
Ship my goddamn tablet already
>>54777280
Well, one has a shark and the other doesn't. You tell me
>>54777308
Shark images are overrated anyway
>>54777172
My 180$ tablet had 20$ on it. Literally doesn't matter in the US so long as its under like 3000$ and not a dairy product. It was even misdelivered so it went through extra scrutiny.
>>54777420
Get out of here
>>54776431
Yeah thx anon
any new cheap high battery capacity chink phone deals recently?
>>54776431
Someone put this in the wiki
>>54776702
Bump
Is there something you need for the BM-800 to get it to work well with a normal motherboard? My friend ordered one and he has a weird buzzing noise in the background.
>>54777729
Maybe just turn down the input and amplify it in Audacity afterwards.
>>54777745
He uses it for VOIP though... any ideas?
>>54777758
Get some phantom power for it, if you don't have any ideas of what that is, look into jewtube
>>54777758
Try messing around with the options in the Windows audio inputs menu, see if there's a noise removal option for the mic.
If you're on Windows 10 you just right click the audio symbol and click "recording devices", i'm not sure if it's like that on 7.
Click the microphone and open up "properties", turn it down and check if there's noise removal options
I'm going to order prescription glasses in Ray-Ban knockoff frames.
If it works out i'll let you guys know, it'll be nice to get frames and lenses for under 30$ in Canada
>>54777420
then get a monkey card
>>54775313
glad I settled on the piston 3's
>>54757594
Can the Ray Ban knockoff guy please stand up?
Can you show us a copy of the original listing (you can still access it from your My Orders page even if the shop shut down) so we can see what they advertised/how they did it?
I notice a lot of the Ray Ban knockoffs I've come across listed don't show Ray Ban anywhere - did your listing actually show the logos/accessories?
I'm actually looking for two needles in the haystack in that I want to order some with prescription sunglasses lenses (Wayfarer style though).
I have Oliver Peoples prescription eyeglasses turning up today from .chinkland I'll review those for people.
>>54775313
100 good goy points have been subtracted from your GearBest account
>>54778068
I've noticed you can find a lot by searching "rey" glasses
but the shop i'm >>54777867
buying my glasses from, is called "ETA optics" and the reviewer pics all show the ray logo but the listing pic doesn't have them
>>54776387
> https://wiki.hackerspace.pl/projects:zsun-wifi-card-reader
idc about pulling out the car, but there's plenty of i/o on that thing. if you do need to pull the card you could wire the usb power to a breadboard.
if u don't have a machine with serial port you can get anywhere...
> http://www.dx.com/s/usb+to+serial
of check ur fav stinky chinky site ofc, but good luck with drivers and botnets. get a serial cable if you need. also if you do mod the pin interfaces use a breadboard and short wires so you can disconnect and hide ur leads in the case, insulated ends ofc. tape or w/e.
Does anybody know of any decent Chink point and shoot cameras? Friend of mine is going to Europe and is scared she'll be robbed by Gypsies so wants a decent cheapie.
Torch anon here, ended up going out and forgot torch, will get pictures tonight and post later on.
>>54776180
>http://www.gearbest.com/indoor-lights/pp_312049.html
Copped
>>54778188
link to a good/bright ass torch i can get as a gift for my dad?
a pocket one and a big one ideally
>>54776180
Still waiting for my 8 LED memefans to ship. RIP
Is action camera a meme? I'm talking about Xiaomi Yi
Should I get it instead of cheap digital camera at the same price?
>>54778365
an action camera is not a digital camera replacement, anon. it's an action camera. use it for taking action video footage.
>>54777469
tell me the code, anon
>>54778365
also, SJCAM are an alternative action cam. I had an SJCAM M10 that broke after 1 year but it was good up until then. I used it as a car dash cam.
So my shit is on it's way to murrica through PostNL. It got processed in Amsterdam. Is it going to be several weeks on a ship? Is it coming on a plane?
Does anyone know if it's okay to order vaping stuff in ontario/canada? There was a recent law made in ontario so you have to be 19 or older to buy e-cigs, so I don't know if it will immediately be seized by customs.
>>54774340
is it compatible with a surface pro??
find me a good key-bar /csg/
any quadcopter recommendations? looking to buy one
>>54779228
Why have there been no in depth buyers guides in /csg/? I'm waiting on a chink tablet one but I'd like to see a quadcopter one as well.
>>54777172
Does this even matter for US customs? Do we even have duty or import taxes outside of business?
>>54779148
Not your personal chink.
Find it yourself.
>>54779228
A small toy or
>>54779288
I have 3 chink quads, cx20 cx10 and syma x8c
Legit question. Why is oukitel both shilled and hated so much on g?
How old is that company?
>>54778067
beware of fake pistons, 8/10 xiaomi products have some really garbage clones getting in the market chain
http://m.gearbest.com/iphone-power-bank/pp_234341.html
Anyone try this? 20000mah bank for 12 bucks, is it legit? Or a portable box for house fires on the go?
6 packs of mangoes on the way
>>54775313
foam is retarded, no hissing here, get a refund or a new ones retarded faggot
>>54779986
no it isn't legit you twat.
if some grill offers you sex for a dollar, would you accept it?
Considering you're a NEET, you probably will. Enjoy your housefire® and AIDS + Syphilis
>>54779986
buy xiaomi or anker only anon. no need to burn down your house for $12
>>54779920
Bump.
>>54779920
you do realize those stinky chinkies shill their links here when you ask for a recommendation?
>>54776071
>What's the deal with shitty silicone?
that's just what happens when you put it in your ass
Should I get one of these
I wanna get some kind of reusable/rechargable hand warmer thing but any chink shit that gets hot probably starts fires... Anyone have any experience?
>>54780105
Okay, so they shill their shit here, but is there anything wrong with their products? Will it fall apart in my hands?
>>54780152
Hey penfags, can you recommend me some?
Anyone know if the Cube iwork8 is any good, and would it be better than a nexus 7 gen 1? looking for a cheap tablet upgrade
>>54780199
i think teclast is more reputable
>>54780199
Anything would be better than a nexus7 gen 1
>>54780024
>paying 20$ to ship some garbage back to china
I tried the silicone and its no better on either pair. KZ ates suck ass. I highly doubt BOTH are defective and not just poorly designed.
>>54780199
Bumping for interest. I'm also looking at chinky stinky tablets. Like I said earlier in the thread, I'd love for someone to make a buyers guide for chink tablets. My top contender atm is the Chuwi HI8 Pro. Goes for around $90 depending on sales and all the reviews I've seen say its a pretty good value, although the wiki notes that it gets hot/can overheat. I'm just not sure if that's under regular load or while doing intensive shit.
>tfw stuck with broken Xiaomi controller
Does anyone know anything about calibrating this hunk of shit?
Or at least where I can find out if I even can?
I have a redmi note 3 and all my normie friends think I bought it because it looks like an iPhone :^(
>>54780197
The jinhao 599 is pretty popular. ordered mine a couple of weeks ago, still waiting for arival ;_;. its only a couple of dollars plus a few more for some ink, so if its shit, who cares.
I have a couple of the zippo hand warmers, they're really good. Catalytic burners, so they run on lighter fluid. I'm sure the chinks have probably copied them somewhere.
>>54780378
you did though
>>54780429
>>54780171
Forgot to quote
>>54780321
the heat issue was pre dual boot- modern ones supposedly reduced issues.
i have a hibook and some anons have problems with it, i dont yet though. Watched about 3 hours of video on it, did not get warm.
Teclast ones people seem happy with
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Thank you so much!
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>>54780192
Stinky chinky backed shills praise oukitel and other chinky brands, whereas actual fag/g/ots hate it.
Hey /csg/ post some link to a nice long usb cable for my smartphone, my cable charger is really short
>>54780440
I found this while searching before, looks pretty dodgy so I'm not too sure about it.
www.aliexpress.com/item/1/32575299517.html
How hot do those zippo ones get? Do you find them useful at all?
>>54778399
>tell me the code, anon
It's in the archive
>>54780514
It doesn't snow where I live, but riding in the middle of winter I have to take it out of my pocket occasionally because it's too hot. Runs for about 6 hours.
>>54780192
They have shitty SOCs, but it seems the new pro models come with octacores, which should increase the performance. The older models seems to struggle with the shitty mediatek quad cores, the only real good thing is the huge batteries
>Also no Os updates
>>54780528
That sounds kinda fun, tempted to give it a go. Thanks for the info.
>>54780528
>>54780549
Not to sound like a contrarian dickhead but couldn't you just wear thermal underwear instead?
>>54780359
You're pretty fucked, unless you can open it up and see if it's simply misaligned somewhere
Are you sure you can't get a full refund from Aliexpress
>>54780359
If you're using it for emulators I'm sure you can set an analog dead zone in your emulator
hey
looking for a good USB hub on gearbest
any recommendations?
>>54777729
He needs phantom power for it. Use an external sound card. The SOMAKE one works well according to other anons.
>>54773749
How are Xiaomi battery banks? Looking at the 16Ah one.
>>54780814
They are good. Just be careful not to get a fake, there's plenty.
>>54780914
I'm probably going to buy one in person from store tomorrow. Anything to look out for as to if it's fake?
Wiki does not have anything about mics. Which ones are the least shitty ones?
>>54780932
https://wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_shit_general/Electronic_and_computer_goods#Microphones
>>54780539
They also have really solid build quality.
I'm going to order the premium because it'll be nice to have a phone that won't break from a 1ft drop on carpet.
Fucking iPhones.
>>54780929
Plug it in itself and make sure it doesn't show as charging.
>>54780814
Get the new one, Mi Bank Pro or something like that. It's 10Ah but it charges more because it's more efficient. Great slim build with differently shaped batteries, also has USB-C and automatic current output adjusting to charge Mi Bands and Laptops too.
>>54780929
Scan the QR code
>>54780929
>>54780956
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obYhTgzEVP8
>>54777554
Fiio is a chinese brand but it seems to be marketed mostly to a western audience. They make great DACs and DAPs, check shill threads on Head-Fi.
This seems to be their store on ali:
http://www.aliexpress.com/store/1473108
>>54780970
What should the QR code point to?
Is GearBest as bad as comments make it to be, or is just a mad anon trying to stir shit? Also is banggood decent?
>>54781046
Mitu. Also, get new one with usb-c.
>>54781060
Waiting for my first gearbest order to arrive, but I've been buying from banggood for years, everything turned up and the customer service is good. I bought a lab power supply and it died after 5 minutes, I sent them a video and they sent me another for free.
>>54781060
>Is GearBest as bad as comments
Probably a mixed bag. They do take their sweet time to ship and they filter out bad product reviews.
the chuwi Hi8 gets warm/hot just from charging . Yikes.
JUST
>>54781106
Can you actually make requests on banggood? I like to ask sellers on aliexpress to declare very low prices (most already do anyways) so I can skip my country customs. Would they do that on banggood?
>>54781104
Can't, don't sell those here and I'm short on money, it's on discount too so best choice for me right now and I need one fast.
>>54781146
They were pretty cheap on Taobao, I got mine there.
Hello /csg/, my name is anon and I am a Chinkaholic.
I just want to point out that generality everything I have ordered from China has been shitty in some way aside from Xiaomi stuff.
>chuwi tablet
headache with various problems
>usb cables
dodgy as fuck (don't go near 'iPegYou' cables or you will be pegged, hard)
>torch
broken
on the otherhand Xiaomi powerbank, pistons, mi band just werk™
>>54781142
Ali is like ebay where it's a whole bunch of sellers, banggood is a single store, not sure if they'll do that I've never needed it. I know they do drop shipping if that helps.
>>54781162
Make your own cables, they'll last forever.
>>54779228
>>54779288
JJRC H22 for $13.50
>>54780359
Thanks AliExpress!
>>54781179
This.
Built my own 2m micro USB cable using 18awg wire from a dead psu and the connectors from a dead cable.
Doesn't look pretty, but who cares, I use it at home and it charges fast.
So how are Rock charging cables? I'm mulling over these two.
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/ROCK-auto-disconnect-housefire/32507782260.html
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/2-in-1-housefire/32513178744.html
>>54780152
>>54780197
Never tried them but Jinhao pens are quite good value for their price.
Given that Goulet Pens sells a couple of models from them, they have to be doing something right.
Here's an in-depth review of one of their models
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nziKo2wdVUY
>>54777554
Fiio has quite a solid reputation for budget audio stuff among audiophiles.
However the prices on aliexpress don't seem all that lower in comparison to Amazon listings, so you might want to buy it from there.
Is there a such thing as a clear phone case that doesn't go fucking yellow after 2 months?
I really love using those clear TPU cases but they all go yellow.
Any recommendations for a PC tablet with USB ports?
So I finally settled with GearBest support about my freezing Mini M8S. They offered a refund, a bunch of GB points and I can keep the box.
legit?
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Cute-Mini-CREE-Q5-LED-Zoomable-Focus-aluminum-alloy-Camping-Torch-adjustable-FlashLights-ELC-3-4/32406340722.html
>>54781481
Do you smoke?
>>54781853
I know someone who has one of those, they don't smoke, it turned curry yellow after year or so.
Installed my chink SSD now.
>>54781936
http://www.gearbest.com/hdd-ssd/pp_313952.html
20X LED Double Eye Repair Magnifier Glasses Mini Loupe Lens Magnifying Glas with Light Watch Microscope Measurement Tools
http://s.aliexpress.com/RRneaMFF
(from AliExpress Android)
For those hella siq cyberpunk cosplays
Can I insert ANY tablet battery inside my Teclast X98 Pro aslong as it fits in size?
Im thinking about buying a 12000mAh one from ali since the 8000mAh is just not enough for the X98 Pro.
Also does anyone know a seller that is legit? seems like a lot of them are chinking, saying its 12k when its 8k.
>>54780429
How does that even generate heat? Is it electronic?
>>54781982
lighter fluid
>>54781982
It's a lighter with holes in the case.
It just keeps the flame burning.
>>54781936
Which one?
>>54775364
>kmAh
oh my god that's horrible
>>54781996
Sounds like a fire hazard. Also sounds like it would get too hot to be useful for anything. Neither of those seem to be the case, though, pretty curious about it.
>>54781162
What sort of problems did you run into with the chuwi tablet? Also which models are you talking about
>>54775364
Is that a 10,000 mah Xiaomi Powerbank? Why does it say 4079 mah on the voltmeter?
>>54781936
>>54781950
Thank you, 100 points have been deposited into your account.
>>54782144
That's a counter. IT shows that 4.079 kmAh have passed through it in the 5h49m since I last pressed the reset button. Handy for measuring the capacity of batteries if you discharge them fully then charge them with this plugged in I suppose.
is Chinese stainless steel medical grade? Or will I need to worry about it leeching toxins into my urethra?
I was thinking about buying one of these but boiling it before using.
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/633-Horse-eye-appeal-to-stimulate-male-masturbation-urethra-urethral-catheterization-appliance-pull-the-plunger-tube/32311975110.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_8,searchweb201602_5_10037_10017_10021_507_10022_10032_10009_10020_10008_10018_10019_101,searchweb201603_3&btsid=4ff7d16c-afe5-4c6a-b7dc-832e4b49ab1b
>>54782175
why risk it?
What's the best mouse without those shitty led lights on aliexpress?
>>54782175
Why would you buy chinese medical supplies ? There are less painful ways to die.
>>54782175
If it arrives test a earth magnet if it attaches or not. If it does stick then it is plated stainless steel. Avoid.
>I tested a earth magnet on my Stainless steel Vostok, Seiko and fake $250+ Rolex with 316L stainless steel. And they do not stick.
>>54781963
chink batteries with huge mah ratings are usually fake if they're the same size
>>54782175
>shoving shit up your dickhole
Chink or not, that seems like a terrible idea
>>54782070
>>54781982
>Catalytic burner
It's a really shallow flame pretty safe actually, keep it away from anything especially flammable and don't tip it upside down and you're fine.
>>54782277
You should try it.
>>54780484
How did you respond to that original ticket? Did you just write "A" or write something back to them? I'm not a native speaker and the wording was too confusing.
>>54774090
Or you buy it from Hong Kong
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Xiaomeme/32596046648.html
With this seller, the seller shipping method first delivers it to a EU warehouse before sending it to your home. They claim to get around VAT that way
hahahaha what a fucking stinky chinky seller
an anon a while back wanted to see a clip from my SJCAM M10 when i used it for a track day (bro)
quality is garbage cos i can't into webm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIwvGxjEKaE
>>54781255
I got a bunch of ROCK cables, got two of the above and a few plains. They're really nice and seem to hold an honest 2A, as far as I've tested.
>>54782416
looks good, how much was it?
