old one is kill here
>>54277871
we've been getting some true gold in the last few, if anyone wants to help cap the old ones please do, its getting out of hand for me to get all of the good stuff alone
Post /g/ related storytime too obviously
>>54293391
college age fellow in the last thread
>>54293407
The true hereo of /g/
>>54293417
/diy/ guy
>>54293426
autist who cant into property rights
>>54293445
>be high school
>back then iphones weren't encrypted or protected worth jack shit
>was known around for fixing and jailbreaking phones
>some guy told me his dad's friend would pay me to unlock his wife's phone because of suspected cheating
>back then you could just load a bootrom and then read all SMSes and attached photos with a database viewer
>or just edit a CFG file and log your current attempted lockscreen code guesses to -9999999 for effectively infinite tries before lockout
>anyway, see a big gallery of nigger dicks after opening the SMS database
>it also turns out it wasn't "his dad's friend" who wanted it done but it was his own dad
>contacted him directly to spare my friend the pain of knowing his dad got cucked
>>54293445
>Mum's friend says Windows update fails when installing
>t. Computer Engineer student
>"You probably can't fix it anon, my husbands bother id a programmer and he tried everything"
>Love things to do with disks and data, this is bullshit
>She got the laptop as a demo model at JB HI-FI.
>Boot it up
>MFW it was still factory partitioned, only 30gb on Drive C
>"Programmer" brother in law couldn't fix it
>>54293417
wow, you people find my self loathing inducing hobby that interesting? I'm honored.
>>54293583
no. it couldn't be.
>could it?
>I can't let myslef believe it
>>54293598
is me. cant storytime rn im editing
>>54293583
>hero aspie likes Moebius
why cant more people be like u
bamp
bumparoo
you can't all be bland ricers and NEETS, right?
>>54294032
I think this thread has exhausted the 2 intereting people that browse this board already tbqdesu senfam
>>54293445
thats the most contrived shit story I ever had the displeasure of reading.
>>54293426
God. I was friends with an arab dude like this in college, and he had no idea he was surrounded by sycophants looking for a handout
>massive wealth
>I'm the only one of his regular circle that doesnt ask for money or expect him to pay for shit
>he is always quizzicaled by this, maybe its a cultural thing idk
>someone tries to sell him a used last gen imac for a gorillion oil monies
>tell him how he is being rused
>gets supes mad and paranoid of people
>BTFO his entire network of "friends"
>dude was crazy to begin with, met him coming home from a party, pretty drunk so I take the elevator to my dorm
>doors open, he's standing there, smoking some smuggled in brand of kretek while a girl sucks him off
>makes a welcoming gesture for me to get in elevator
>all of my what
>get in because fuck stairs
>he makes conversation like we aren't in an elevator and he isnt getting a beej
>nuts
>"I like you. we hang out soon"
>start as a casual observer of many more episodes, a few tech related
>he buys a new imac for the same price after the scam incident anyway
>mfw
>>54294338
yeah prolly, but maybe not, its not like people tell the truth on the internet often anyway
>>54294365
>eventually become friends with this nigga after a few ridiculous escapades
>he is the most zen lunatic I've ever met
>if its cultural I totally get the isis thing now
>I watched him throw a last gen imac (from the last incident) out the window, look up the used value on his smartphone, plop down a roll of cash on the desk where it was, slap the shit out of the scamming "friend" and proceed to drive us to the ABC store, never hitting below 80 on average
>this dude has got to be a diplomats son or some shit
>shouts at everyone in the car to shout a brand name, skips if it takes more than a few seconds
>goes in, comes back out with like 10 gallonz of booze
>get back
>hands us all our liquor jugs
>fuck me I said kracken
>starts rdinking and shouting at everyone else to comply
>he has an incredibly forceful air about him, like, he exudes the fact that he is crazy and will fuck your shit up if you dont comply through his pores
>we all nearly die of liver poisononing because this guy wants to sort out why his "friend would try to scam him
welp
>>54294365
>>54294618
way more people on /g/ go outside than I thought
I feel so betrayed
>>54294365
>>54294618
continue
best general in general
>>54295247
why do people keep posting blockchain scammer headshots in these threads
