screencapped from /diy/, thought you faggots might enjoy this
also gaymer/tech illiterate storytime general
>>54277871
lol I knew a guy like that in college, he drove a maserati around campus and talked about how islam was oppressed in the US constantly.
>fat fuck "goddamned independant" from the poor people dorms asks me to fix his alienware 17, says there's renom shutdowns and glitches and shit (I post a PC repair service ad on dorm corkboards and around campus for walking around money and to pay for fraternity dues because I'm here on scholarship)
>check it out
>lots of 2d pron, no viruses or toolbar nonsense
>unscrew back panel
> a cloud of fucking dorito dust wafts up as I pop off the last captive screw from the titebond
>It looks like the bottom tray of a toaster that catches crumbs in there
>shake into trash, clean everything up with some epsom dried IPO
>works fine now
>fucking gaymers
>>54277871
>same ad gets me a text from a dude using one of the minority subsidy program lappys
>screeching noise from combo drive every time he opens it, wont read disks
>tray plastic is warped, clearly has those white stress points plastic gets when you bend it beyond the elastic point
>replace the drive with a new one Ive got laying around
>open up old one out of curiosity
>gears are gunked up with sugary residue, laser diode is dirty as fuck
>ask wtf he does with it
>nigga was putting a giant 7/11 cup in there as a cup holder, apparently it spilled sometimes but never gave him a problem
>the consequences slowly built up on the inside of the laptop
welp
>>54278077
>>54278171
this is a decent idea, I should start advertising emergency recovery around exam time lol
>>54277871
I did a similar eGPU setup for my cad/editing workflow with a firepro back in the day. with type c gettin more common hopefully this becomes the norm ang memetop gaymer lappys die out, half the people I know that have them use them for mobile video editing and CAD/simulation, and they're a shit solution compared to this
![[FTW]_Chuunibyou_demo_Koi_ga_Shitai!_Ren_-_07_[720p][414F72D6].mkv_snapshot_09.27_[2014.02.21_19.40.49].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/pJZvUZI.jpg "[FTW]_Chuunibyou_demo_Koi_ga_Shitai!_Ren_-_07_[720p][414F72D6].mkv_snapshot_09.27_[2014.02.21_19.40.49].jpg")
>>54278171
oh my goodness are you serious
>>54278295
right now only macs have type c eGPUs commercially available, and the bare docks cost a goddamned fortune. sucks cuz im too lazy to test the chink market for normal laptops
>>54278354
completely.
>a few weeks later I get a call a girl from our designated sis sorority
>they're well known as the coke whore house
>their entire multimedia system is fucked and I'm the first responder
>turns out there was a sack of coke that somehow burst in their UMPC responsible for their sound and TV system, getting into everything and causing heat issues as it was in a little cupboard
>no way they didn't know with this amount
> imma get paid well so fuck it
>gradually start to feel awesome while I clean
>the dust im kicking up must be entering my system somehow
>never done coke before
>hands are trembling uncontrollably by the time im done, end up obsessively scrubbing the cubpard too
>take the money from her and gtfo
>super uncomfortable situation, need to pay my dues tho
>never touched coke since
college.
>>54278509
>get a text about emergency fast data recovery
>not exam times so this is fairly rare
>skinny dude with a NEET goiter gives me his laptop
>throw drive into ingestion dock
>Luks
>whats the passphrase brah
>get text an hour later abt how hes not comfortable doing it over SMS
>have to give this faggot my public key so he'll send it to me, via fucking text message
>"Pinkypie 4-twenty ~~ Ponies and anime for Life" is the passphrase, I'll remember it till i die
>unlock it, its gentoo
>of course
>its just an SSD on its last legs failing to boot
>theres nothing important on here, loads of degenerate porn tho
>transfer everything to healthy drive, charge him extra for all the bullshit
>next year the same thing happens with the same guy
>turns out he isn't enabling trim
>fucking kek
>charge him more, show him trim
dude was so addicted to cartoon horsecock he considered deprivation from it an emercency
>>54278706
oh and he was still using the same passphrase after telling it to me
>>54278706
>dudebro in a low gpa frat spills natty lite on keyboard
>desktop keyboard
>pays me to pop keycaps and clean it, refuses to buy new one
>charge him the retail price of a meme gamer keyboard
>he's super happy with result
I swear college is just a fucking high priced adult daycare for most people
>>54278706
Whats trim?
Also that seems like a cool guy
>>54278898
>kid has one of those self destructing AES hardware usb sticks
>it breaks around exams
>do you have backups
>no
>laugh at him
>charge him $20 for wasting my time
>>54278901
https://wiki.archlinux.org/index.php/Solid_State_Drives#TRIM
I hope you aren't running hobbyOS on an SSD without it bud
>>54278976
Nah i have window on my ssd. Does this apply to arch only?
>>54278188
yeah, exam data recovery is my cash cow
>friend's phone is stolen
>I sell backup/cloud storage via an owncloud box to a few folks, he is one
>he has a jolla, I set up an automated script for him for auto backup
>about a week later negro dickpics and nudes start flooding the sync service
>find a few non-dickpick thumbnails and reverse image search
>its a black lives matter dindu majoring anthropology
>pm him via a telegram they run and ransom them for the phone
>post onto his social media and tag him/all his female friends anyway via a troll account at a nearby coffee shop
>>54279057
any linux using a regular filesystem, a lot of the competently put together distros do it automatically. dude was prolly a /g/ ricer and had no idea what he was doing
>>54279162
>TFW it too a month before the sysadmin would give me the certs to connect my BSD and Linux boxes to the school intranet
>MFW I'm making bank on backups and seedboxes piggybacking off the free internet now
>>54278901
this HAS to be bait
>>54277871
this will be the new gamer meme machine in a year or two, get in while its still cheap to do eGPU because as soon as the overpriced gamer shit hits the market, it's Ogre
>>54277871
>$1100 lappy (not a gaymer one because laptops are for content consumption, word processing/office shit, and light content production)
finally someone with sense on /g/
>and they're actually on /diy/
>TFW im completely unsurprised
>>54279413
>that image
what the fuck does that even mean
>>54279427
its a charity twitch stream that requires a minimum 1c donation to make an iinput, each donation address is a button on the gameboy
>donate a dollar to the power button
>emulator restarts
>>54279473
>>54279323
haha.
>>54279162
I can't be the only one on G with decent stories
>>54279598
>college age idiots payting you for stupid shit
yeah great stories. im super entertained
>>54278509
Did you keep the coke? That must had been at least a 100 bucks in coke
>>54277871
>/gsg/
DON'T DO IT
IT'S NOT WORTH IT
>>54279797
the vast majority had fallen into a fan and blown all over the inside of the htpc case, and if it was better than sociable quality the amount in there was prolly more close to 350-500 USD
>>54279899
the vast majority of the frats here are basically sanctioned drug dens. I'm in a high gpa frat so its not as bad with mine but still prety rampant. natural psychs are my poison of choice, given the amount of people from the poor folds dorms buying fake acid off tor sites and selling it on campus like its the good stuff
>tfw im part of a community garden nearby and have 4m tall wachuma, a dildo cactus, and a mostrose bolivian torch that would be illegal if peyote was a concentration benchmark
>after exams, everyone is finding shit to waste time on
>get chem buddy to buy a used soxhlet for me
>use it for making dope ass coffee usually
>want to have some fun
>run nonpolar wide range extraction of my wachuma sample
>acetate it
> tastes like salt water taffy and blasts you into outer space
> yield is through the roof, think I fucked up some how
>nope, mostrose cultivar is just abnormally high concentration
anyway
>going on camping trip to consume the product next week
>do efficacy test, M tends leave you way more functional than other psychedelics so i should be fine
>2 hours in, should start heating up about now
>get text for repair
>womens studies landwhale
>the condition of this pc is nasty
>there are fucking roaches all up inside this prebuilt
> keyboard smells like rotten milk, prolly from coffee (I hope) clear a few viruses, clean shit best I can on the internals, get rid of IE toolbars, other basic maintenance
>pays up
>"you're gonna want to clean this thing out regularly, or just not eat and drink near it"
>before I can give her the basic windows maintenance routine we all know I can tell shes visibly triggered at my mansplaining
>the shit starts really kicking in and her furious face is unexplainably hilarious to me
>uncontrollably start laughing as she starts to have a check your privelege outburst
>she is getting furious and I cant stop laughing or stop making eye contact
>>54280337
>I back out of her dorm room, never facing away from her, slowly pocket cash
> she starts screaming about how im treating her
>still laughing uncontrollably, like, huge belly laughs that normally leave your motor skills lacking, I close her dorm door, while peeking over the edge as I close it like im a fucking meme or something
>freed from the whales tractor beam as the door closes
>chuckle all the way out of the dorm
>once outside, everything begins to sparkle
>all the faces on posters and ads look like her
>cant stop chuckling
>its the most intense euphoria I've ever experienced, like being tickled by a million mohammeds with feather dusters and listening to a donald glover standup routine while spooning my gf in the comfiest egyptian cotton sheets ever made
>spent the next 12 hours on the quad playing pickup frisbee laughing like a maniac
>by the time it wears off im exhausted
>see the incident on yikyak described from her pov later
>she focuses on my oppressing her instead of the fact a guy fixed her computer with pizza pupils and started laughing while moonwalking towards her door halfway through explaining best maintenance practices
>get the giggles again
now every time I see her on campus I cant stop myself from smirking
>>54280337
>a dildo cactus
what
>>54280507
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Echinopsis_lageniformis#/media/File:Penis_Plant.jpg
a mostrose cultivar of bolivian torch that has no spines and looks phallic basically
laumans term is penis plant or dildo cactus
>>54280507
>>54280507
heres a picture
Somebody post that
>>54280699
>Somebody post that
post what
>>54280558
>the filename
>>54280474
Fucking kek.
When was the last time you saw her?
>>54280699
>>54280739
That
>>54280474
>guy(?) wants his old macbook looked at, xe look like it sexually identifies as a technicolor cartoon character in a certain hasbro franchise
>bernie sticker on top of layer upon layer of bumper herpes, I measured it and it came out to 2.5mm in the thinnest area
>glowing logo still perfectly visible
>core duo, wont run 10.7
>hes complaining that no new apps he trys to install work
>he had a friend upgrade his ram "so it should work right? ive got enough ram"
>look man, there's nothing I can do unless you want to use windows or linux, apple just doesn't support hardware this old anymore
>(I know you can hack 10.7 onto them but half the shit doesnt work still so there's little point)
>looks like hes going to retch or cry when I say windows
>"I guess I'll try linux im a cs major anyway"
>dis gon be good
>tell him to research which distribution he wants while i fix him up good
>back up his shit
>make sure firmware is up to date, throw in ReFind and install osx 10.6.8 to a usb
>wipe HDD
>OK which one u want you androgynous cringelord
>I think arch, my friend told me its the best
>hoo boy
>put arch on the POS, nice enough to throw KDE on there so he isn't completely lost
>charge him to fix each time xorg.conf breaks or pacman throws an error
>he never fucking googles the shit for shimself, dude(tte) has absolutely no critical faculties
fucking liberal arts majors are more of my business than id like but it pays the pledge bills
>>54280899
nearly every day on the way to org chem
>mfw she throws me an across the saloon death glare when she sees me smirking
>mfw this has been the case for nearly a year
someone fucking cap these
>>54280998
holy shit this was the case for my 1st 2 computers, one desktop, one laptop. my mom is a PhD in pharmacology (not the pharma equivalent of a code monkey) and I bought them with an actual job but that is damn near my first PC purchase experience.
>TFW I built a pc inside of an IBM low profile box with PCI extenders and retention plateniggerrigging for that sweet sweet voodoo SLI experience
>TFW taken by the family becasue old ass emachines shit the bed when older sister fucked with some .dlls to try and get hotwheels stunt track working
>TFW mom freaks out "OMG BitTORRENT WE'RE ALL GOING TO JAIL" and wipes my PC
>>54281123
>>54281048
>do digital painting as a hobby
>my friend challenges me not to use photoshop or adobe and make anything near that quality
>mfw he doesn't know about based david revoy
>mfw i've been using gimp gmic, mypaint, alchemy, krita etc on my desktop as an experiment
>bet him a 5 tubmans he wont be able to pick out which ones in my portfolio were photoshop and which were stallman workflow
>get 5 tubmans
99% of the arguments here are children or severe autism. if you're good at something then its just a matter of learning a different interface
Less funny story on campus:
>ex gf from previously mentioned sorority cheats on me after I turn down an open relationship
>find out through aforementioned automated owncloud script shes using for free on her phone
>flood of exogenous dick pics
>break up with her immediately
>she thinks I hacked her phone
>makes a ruckus and tries to get me suspended
>im on a scholarship you bitch I could lose my chance at a good life. its not my fault you made bad decisions
>all my tech shit taken
>cleared of all charges when I show them the owncloud
> sorority house raided because of coke photos
wew. now dating ginger in stem
bumparoo, waiting on caps, you're a hero guy
>>54281123
is smug vavi a meme now?
>>54281359
>owncloud uncucked a /g/entooman on a college campus of all places
reasons to live +1
this is by and large the best general, and best thread on /g/ atm
pic related captcha is memeing us now
I know my temps are shit im doing a render in the background
>>54281898
>uses digg
holy fuck what decade is this
>>54281911
>uses digg
ikea'd so hard when i saw it
>>54281898
>not anime riced to shit
>rendering in the background
good to know im not the only empoyed /g/ shitposter
>>54281898
>motherfucking digg
Good god man.
bumping because desktop thread creators cant into ctrl+f and I dont want this to die
>>54281359
>>54281123
>>54281048
>>54280558
>>54280507
>>54280474
>>54280337
>>54279162
>>54278935
>>54278898
>>54278706
>>54278509
>>54278171
>>54278077
someone fucking cap these holy shit my sides
OP image is worth the read
more mescaline tech stories pls
>>54281898
>digg
>gnome 3
>4+ tabs of 4chan
>pinned social network
>/diy/
>freon
>pinned tab with bitcoin symbol
>light backgrounds in a global dark theme
>its like hes trying to look like a normie
if you're not autistic then why are you useing linux, and why are you on 4chan, this is the one place you can freely advertise it
>>54282355
what the fuck are you on about
>>54281898
>digg
time traveler detected
>>54281911
>>54282084
>>54282124
>>54282487
what's wrong with it? its a normie news aggregator and I kile it better than the meme adserve mill sites.
also I can't stomach fark any longer
>>54282501
>fark
it just keeps getting better
>>54281359
>99% of the arguments here are children or severe autism. if you're good at something then its just a matter of learning a different interface
this is 2 tru 4 me m8
I switched to ardour for editing and bitwig/mixxx from cubase, ableton and mixxx for a month just to see what would happen. after a few weeks I got used to the interface and actually liked the workflow better with virtual desks and whatnot.
I think windows exclusive people think OSS is shit because they rarely get the most up to date version
>>54281359
>bet him a 5 tubmans
laughed and started crying when I remembered its actually happening
>#make20dollarbillsgreatagain
>>54282736
>fedora on a bitcoin
lost. no idea why
>>54282736
uhm excuse me
jackson was a notorious slave owner and has no place on money in our multicutlural society
its 2016, learn to use google bigot
>>54279473
>>donate a dollar to the power button
>>emulator restarts
brb gotta donate some bits
>>54280558
there exists on this earth living dildo that makes you trip nuts if you drink it. life is so wonderful.
>>54282949
when /d/ hears about this they'll implode
>>54282949
>>54282986
>>54282736
this thread is better than anything on /g/
>no anime spam
>no derr brand im loyal 2 is betr
>no excuse me id like to interject here
>no shilling
why cant all of /g/ operate like this. its like im on /diy/
>wait
>op image is from diy
>meme magic is real
>kill self just to make sure
>>54277871
pic related, best /g/ storytime in recent memory. worth a read
>>54283226
holy shit is wikipedia actually that fuckign bad
>>54283226
>holdupniggadoyoureallyexpectlytoreadalldatshit.exif
>>54283269
yes. its the most informative thing ever posted on g possibly
bumping to keep alive. /g/ got like 10x as cancerous in the past 10 minutes, what time zone just woke up?
>you can feel the summer
>>54283226
holy fuck
>>54282949
>>54282986
>>54282736
kek
someone post more story times. i dont have any good and wacky shit in my life :(
>>54283414
>its the morning in the cuckest parts of the EU and after school/work on the west coast
that explains it
>>54283414
fiiine
>have ton of left over M acetate b/c unexpected yield
>bake surplus into taffy, wrap in wax paper and leave on candy dish on desk
>200mgish dose in each so random people wont take one and get a visit from uncle mescalito
>white girl with dreads brings me her lappy
>takes 2 while I fix it
>dont want to say anything, casually inject drug use into convo, hope the meme hairstyle matches the meme lifestyle
>i smoke a lot but not much else
>dont freak but those taffy have peyote in them
>say peyote b/c sounds less dangerous than mescaline to normal people
>think im joking as i finish a system restore
>sweatingbullets.mov
>hand her laptop, ask her if she lives off campus
>no
>whew have a nice one
>cant sleep super nervous my life is over
>get a text from her later
>thisistheend.ost
>hey can I buy more of that taffy?
>thank christ
>nah its not for sale I was worried tho
>shes ok, we become friends until she starts dabbing
>>54283641
>party later that week, bros in the know get a double taffying
>pic related
>dis gon b gud
>aforementioned dread girl shows up
>she wants the taffy.mpreg
>humor her
>I DJ most of our events because we can't afford crime mob and other washed up acts like the row frats
>decent quality mdma has been distributed so I can play whatever I want
>queue up riff raff and yung lean on mixxx
>they can't cocker spaniel handle this american apparel
>there are narcs on campus but all of the ones patrolling are in the poor people dorms
>if they smell weed they'll bust up non row house parties, so alternative drugs are common
>dread girl ends up casually shirtless
>fuck it, autoqueue a hall and oates/2chainz mashup and grab the candy dish
>take 6 more
>tell friend to distribute 4 to each active, 2 for self 2 for discretionary distribution
>it is written, so it shall be
>brace for the memeist set I've ever done
>M+X = maximum overgroove
>No M for me because I don't like serotonin syndrome and olney's lesions
>also great to drink on so
>I end up djing for a good 7 hours
>fuck me why did I think this was a good idea
>can't resolve individual shapes outside of lappy and midi controllers anyway
>dread girl stays till end
>wants the dee
>goes in for beej in my room
>"this isn't so I'll fix your computer for free is it"
>laughs hysterically, blowing my cock out of her mouth
>I had cactus dick anyway
>we talk and cuddle till its light outside
>oh shit I have a GF
>look dont take this the wrong way but can we just be friends
>she goes for it
>whew
>thank god M makes you a lot less emotional lol
> the yak is on fire with how lit we were last night
> talking about what songs were played
>MFW I ruined over a hundred individuals' taste in music
>we are fast friends much to my ginger gf's chagrin for the next year
>I rarely refine my succulents becasue I don't feel the urge to and I'm not huge on drugs anyway
>dread girl starts pushing it into convo a lot all of a sudden
>>54284079
>No M for me because I don't like serotonin syndrome and olney's lesions
meant X sorry
>keep saying no
>she starts smoking a LOT more
>eventually moves to dabs
>lose contact for a good month
>turns out shes taking medical a leave of absence because she dabbed herself into depersonalization and depression
>she doesnt come back
>feel responsible because I exposed her to M, maybe she was chasing the dragon because it is not available on the street
>she lives accross the country
remembering makes the feels surge up /g/, she was really cool.
>>54284079
>>queue up riff raff and yung lean on mixxx
>>they can't cocker spaniel handle this american apparel
Oh god why cant I stop laughing
What univrrsity
>>54284465
UA a few years back
>>54284079
>that filename
>.mpreg
>No M for me because I don't like serotonin syndrome and olney's lesions
>hall and oates/2chainz mashup
>MFW I ruined over a hundred individuals' taste in music
christ this is gold
>>54284462
gettin' chuckles in my phantom underneath by soapbox handsome
cap this shit pls
>>54283641
goof
>>54284079
then a gaff
>>54284422
then a feel out of nowhere
great moves keep it up ur doing gods work mescalito tech
>>542844
shit nigga I went to ua
>check your goddamn paty priveledge you fuccboi, I'm a GDI bench boy
>>54284809
you are literally why there were narcs swarming the campus
>>54284818
lol cactus techposter certified for going to UA
not gonna ask what frat out of courtesy and amount of incriminating shit you've posted
shame /g/ is being raided right now, this is a genuinely fun thread
>>54283166
>using reaction pics is spam
>>54284870
meant the 20 anime desktop threads up atm
sorry i triggered u
>>54284570
>filename
park my whip like im jim corbett, put my sides in mansion orbit
Anyone have the story of the kid who bought the laptop then gave it to his sister
>>54284980
>park
>jim corbett
>giant tiger preserve in the pajeetosphere
>fact: tigers are riff raffs favorite non-husky animal
fuck me is this an actual lyric?
>>54285013
its here
>>54280998
>>54285013
i dont get this meme
>>54285018
this is apparently now riff raff general
>reminder that neon is technology
I like this general. /g/ might be gatting a small dose of chemo from you OP
more storytime pls
why has no one capped this? it's unacceptable
best thread on /g/
moaar
>>54285496
need a smoke and to pull the pork bell I'm roasting out da oven
be back in a bit
>>54283226
Holy fuck, okay so where can i get accurate info on drugs, diets? Not sjw bullshit?
>>54285727
JSTOR, pre 2006 edition of remingtons pharma
>>54285727
>>54285810
>>54249886
full archived thread, the screencaper didnt get it all or do it in order
>>54285823
holy shit stay based /g/
>>54285823
Thank you!
>>54285841
thank me by making a non shitty cap of this lol
>>54284868
im pretty sure I know who the cactus memester is, went to UA and encoutered a person suspiciously like he describes himself. know which frat he was in too.
>>54285889
doesnt UA have like 55k students tho
>>54284489
>>54284809
>>54284818
>>54284868
>>54285889
roll motherfucking tide.
>fuck tha bench bois
>this mescalined up frat boy is my idol holy shit
I knew UA was the right choice
>>54283226
christ alive why does jimmy use his millions for this?
>>54283226
>tfw you tristed jimmy wales
>>54286128
>>54284649
>>54284570
>>54284079
>>54283226
>>54281898
>>54280558
these filenames are so goddamned spicy holy shit
someone cap this thread, i dont even care if its a driveby
>>54284094
Tis the life of a pansexual man!!
this thread stopped me from being an hero today
>>54286248
why is this autistic cunt linking a storytime that hasn't been delivered upon?
>furthermore, why isn't the attention whoring OP of that thread delivering in the general?
>>54286264
cause I break all the rules
>>54286282
wew
>tfw it was only a matter of time till someone started shitting up our paradise
Here are the caps that I just made of this thread.
Link : https://mega.nz/#!HRBXWQCA
Decryption key : !Tfqg6f4W1Xm0shOWLhvIoUUb4ApNR2OWFmFb4pbOBrI
10/10 best thread. Enjoy, /g/.
>>54286180
>>54286253
>>54286314
nigger you have got to be trolling me
>trying this hard
>>54286314
can someone confirm/upload pls
>>54286336
>>54286336
Nigger I'm not trolling
>>54286282
Long story-short, I got my second interview for an account manager position on tuesday. We gettin breakfast!
>>54286344
but why mega and not imgur or somewhere easy
>>54286361
what
>>54283641
lol dude in this pic stole nearly 500k from redditors and raped 11 women
>>54286395
and they said dogecoin was a ponze scheme
>>54286372
What?
>>54286361
>>54286372
>>54286533
yo, math this, im out
hoo boy, no more story time?
>don't let it be tru
>>54282888
Is google bigot a new botnet?
>>54286739
haha that's actually pretty funny
>deprecates google ultron
>>54283226
That cap has perspective on what the fuck he is talking about, you should edit the top to say he is a wiki mod or what ever he does.
Saving it and will read it sometime, probably in 2023 when I sort my 2tb 4chan drive
>>54286128
Why is the ocean sideways?
>>54279057
Windows enables trim by itself
>>54281359
>after I turn down an open relationship
You should have called it quits right there on the fucking spot you poor fool. Did you expect any other outcome than her railing a train of guys anyway?
For her to ask for an open relationship, you can safely assume:
>she wants to fuck other guys
>she probably already has someone in mind
>she probably already fucked him and wants to not feel guilty about it
Either option boils down to her not wanting your ass anymore.
> me at 8 years old
> playing on pokemon on my GBA with friend
> redlight, battery running out
> close the lid
> go to the porch swing outside
> put the GBA on it
> cover it in a pillow
> sit on it
> swing for like 10 minutes
> the charge light is now green
I never understood why this worked or how I discovered it.
>>54277871
>be high school
>back then iphones weren't encrypted or protected worth jack shit
>was known around for fixing and jailbreaking phones
>some guy told me his dad's friend would pay me to unlock his wife's phone because of suspected cheating
>back then you could just load a bootrom and then read all SMSes and attached photos with a database viewer
>or just edit a CFG file and log your current attempted lockscreen code guesses to -9999999 for effectively infinite tries before lockout
>anyway, see a big gallery of nigger dicks after opening the SMS database
>it also turns out it wasn't "his dad's friend" who wanted it done but it was his own dad
>contacted him directly to spare my friend the pain of knowing his dad got cucked
That was pretty awkward but shit, I made 20 bucks
>>54288108
Looking back this is probably kind of illegal but oh well, it was for a good cause
>>54288108
>20$
Was that in 1915?
>>54288088
Heating up the battery will increase the charge, thats how batteries work. They need to be warm.
>>54289252
No, I was just an idiot high school kid that didn't know what a reasonable price was
It did only take me an hour to do though
>Mum's friend says Windows update fails when installing
>t. Computer Engineer student
>"You probably can't fix it anon, my husbands bother id a programmer and he tried everything"
>Love things to do with disks and data, this is bullshit
>She got the laptop as a demo model at JB HI-FI.
>Boot it up
>MFW it was still factory partitioned, only 30gb on Drive C
>"Programmer" brother in law couldn't fix it
>>54281359
>VooDoo 2 SLI
>Hotwheels stunt track
Muh niggaj, I just had a feeltrip.
