Why did the MSI motherboard I ordered from Newegg come with a Nature Valley granola bar?
>>52050202
To get to the other side
>>52050316
Because they know you're a fat necky.
>>52050202
To save you from the cheetos.
Plug them into the ac97 ports for granola audio
>>52050202
I have no fucking idea. My ASUS board and i7-4790k came in yesterday and it also came with a granola bar. What is this sorcery?
>>52050202
>>52051363
You're fat, lose weight
>>52051946
>fat
>am 5'8", weigh 160 lbs
Sure, mate.
>>52052315
>5'8" 180 lbs
>not fat
>>52050202
>>52051363
Probably their holiday gift to you.
>>52050202
I don't know... what is the rest of the joke?
>>52051363
>>52050202
there telling you that you order from them to much to ever get outside, so go take a walk you fat cuck
>>52050202
They're getting paid to shill products by including samples. You should pull up the archives and see how buttblasted /g/ was when they included Gain laundry detergent.