Why did the MSI motherboard I ordered from Newegg come with a Nature Valley granola bar?

>>52050202
To get to the other side

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>>52050316

Because they know you're a fat necky.

>>52050202
To save you from the cheetos.

Plug them into the ac97 ports for granola audio

>>52050202
I have no fucking idea. My ASUS board and i7-4790k came in yesterday and it also came with a granola bar. What is this sorcery?

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>>52050202
>>52051363
You're fat, lose weight

>>52051946
>fat
>am 5'8", weigh 160 lbs
Sure, mate.

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>>52052315
>5'8" 180 lbs
>not fat

>>52050202
>>52051363
Probably their holiday gift to you.

>>52050202
I don't know... what is the rest of the joke?

>>52051363
>>52050202
there telling you that you order from them to much to ever get outside, so go take a walk you fat cuck

>>52050202

They're getting paid to shill products by including samples. You should pull up the archives and see how buttblasted /g/ was when they included Gain laundry detergent.