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Cheating frauds general.
Osteoporosis and manlets support club.
Previous >>37015161
anyone else run pregnenolone to backfill hormonal pathways?
Is this legit? It looks fake and will I get reported.
anyway what do you recommend first cycle? something simple and not too hardcore please. also post hormone therapy so my balls go back to normal can you post the whole works? cheers
>>37022362
300mg tren ace once a week
After 10 weeks take 20mg anavar daily for 30 days
Good luck
how fucked will my organs be if i do 4 weeks 40mg dbol and then straight when thats over i do another 4 weeks of 40mg anadrol?
>>37022422
not an 'oral only cycle' btw
>>37022422
you can run 100mg of adrol for months
https://www.muscle-research.com/threads/7902-Anadrol-(Oxymetholone-Anadrol-50-A-50-Drol-A-Bombs)
>>37022422
thats a pretty low dose for drol, you running tudca/nac and not drinking?
why not just do one of them or do sdrol instead of both?
Alright /fit/
5 weeks into a 12 week Test/Deca cycle and I am noticing a small gyno disc developing bellow my right nipple. I have been running .5 adex eod and bumped it up to 1mg eod a few days ago. Since then I have noticed no change and a lump is beginning to develop under the left one too. Do I move onto Letrozole or maybe add Nolva?
Cycle - 600mg test E 300mg Deca a week
Since alot guys BNC here, has anyone researched infertility?
What are the chances of staying permanently infertile after being on TRT for years or just doing bnc? Can't find any reliable info on this.
>>37022447
>>37022440
well the cycle im planning is currently looking like this
>1-12 1g test e/week
>1-12 40mcg igf-1 lr3/day
>1-10 400mg deca/week
>1-4 40mg dbol/day
>4-8 40mg anadrol/day
i rarely drink, but i have never used anadrol before and since its one of the strongest orals out there i thought id rather be careful than yolo it, but reading that link makes it feel like 40mg in 40 weeks is VERY low?
the goal with the cycle is to gain as much mass, weight (water or not doesnt matter) and strength as possible so the anadrol is not even the "main" steroid in the cycle
trying to rely on the test, deca and igf and only supplement with the orals, how does that sound?
i just took a spoonful creatine
im rollin with you guys now
>>37022498
4 weeks***
>>37022498
deca takes long time to clear your system, will you cruise after this?
>>37022548
havent come to that thought yet, will probably continue with the igf after the cycle is done, but thats all i have thought of yet
>>37022581
that is irrelevant. If you are doing deca then cruise
>>37022614
first time ive heard of this so im getting a bit confused here
so i do my cycle -> end cycle and wait 2 weeks > pct > start cruising?
Are any of you Frauds athletes?
How do you get around your testing?
>>37022711
don't pct drop test to 250mg/w at week 13 and add like 250 tren or something yolo. replace dbol and just do 100mg adrol until you pee blood
>>37022716
they know when they are being tested so they drop the longer esters and closer to competition the shorter esters. If they are getting tested out of competition they just avoid the test 2 times. In china or russia or iran they don't get tested out of competition or they pay off the testers or get some clean piss and blood
>>37022726
yeah tren straight after deca sounds great...
>>37022548
>>37022614
i know deca stays for over a year but had it figured i would just run a pct and then go on with it like i would with a "normal" cycle? then the deca leaves when it leaves
>>37022756
>then the deca leaves when it leaves
it will suppress you
Do any of those "legal anavar/anadrol/whatevershit" sites actually work? I know most of them are just shitty knockoff supplements, but has anyone actually tried them?
>>37022354
I used dermacrine for this but preg inhibits dht, gave me tits. Plus all that conversion to cortisol is no bueno. Switched to plain transdermal dhea and it went away.
>>37022818
no and no
>>37022498
What is your history of gear use?
> preliminary results says that either Tren or alcoholism does in fact cause hair shedding
>>37022478
You keep your testicles shut down for a long time, they atrophy; they catabolize. Wake them up with HCG periodically or run 250 IU E3D throughout your cycle. Voila, no risk.
You also have the additional benefit of "backfilling hormonal pathways" >>37022354
>>37022362
Don't listen to that other faggot.
Just do your research though nobody is gonna spoonfeed you here.
>>37022949
>> preliminary results says that either Tren or alcoholism does in fact cause hair shedding
probably both
>>37022818
They're literally inactive herbs
>>37022949
Never knew testicles were a muscle
Since alot guys BNC here, has anyone researched infertility?
What are the chances of staying permanently infertile after being on TRT for years or just doing bnc? Can't find any reliable info on this.
I'm only like 5 days into this cycle and I'm straight up rekking my diet
I've been doing a lot more casual cardio though
I've never had such ridiculous impulsive food cravings. It's not even like I'm craving the taste, it's like I just have this retarded need to go through the motions of consuming anything
Help me zyzz
I look great in the mirror but the scale numbers are not in my desired range. Better start a stim diet or something
I wonder if it's the var or just coincidence... seems so early for a weird side
>>37022818
Read the ingredients list and then contemplate how dumb this question is
The real thing is even cheaper/as easy to get/find as these sups lel. They must be laughing each time someone buys thus crapola
>>37022995
Stop asking the same retarded question.
>>37022988
>he doesn't squat with his testicles
Weeeeeew
>>37023085
I hate my nuts t.bh
I like them much more now they're half the size but I wish they'd atrophy further
>>37023104
>hate my nuts
Any particular reasoning behind this or is it some kind of inexplicable body dysmorphia?
Just curious. I mean I figured most people (short of trans or sexual abuse victumz) would just be indifferent to their existence?
>>37023035
maybe you're pregnant
>>37023085
>>37023149
I admire your dedication to swollen Clomid balls
>>37023149
Not sure really
I have a feeling I might have been diddled when i was young, had some wierd ass overly sexual behavior as a kid and I'm into some fucked up shit now
My ideal is just like really tiny nuts, like grape sized, with my swollen dick hanging down like 3x further
>>37023278
In for estp getting bred
>>37022711
Please tell me your not this retarded and are actually planning on doing steroids. Also Deca should be run at least 20 weeks.
>>37023269
You know I considered that briefly as I also haven't gotten my period but I don't want to waste 15 dollarydoos on a piss test
I don't have time for an abortion, so I'll aim for drug induced miscarriage if that's the case
Though both prozac and anavar can make you miss periods
>>37023357
But your hot grandma bod :(
>>37023344
I'd watch that
>>37023395
Hell I'd do that and I don't even know what she looks like
>>37022753
Yeah I know as far as that much but I mean its a science so is there some deeper research I could look into?
i remember some baseball player with a drug coach so good he could peak make sure drugs were highest they could be during games and then still not get caught if they tested him afterwards. Only busted him cause the drug coach narc'd
>>37023344
>>37023278
Need moar $$ incentive, familia
>>37023334
Interesting
I always wonder what having repressed diddlin' memories must be like. I mean, do people truly not remember them at all? Or are they more like a blur they try not to think about? Who knows how many people have been child touched and can't even recall it
Well, either way, good luck with dem itty-bitty testicilies. With enough disposable funds do you think you'd get surgery to achieve those results or is it more of a hopeful preference and not an absolute goal?
>>37023435
>he could peak make sure drugs were highest they could be during games and then still not get caught if they tested him afterwards
yeah I read something like that before you could pass if the substance wasn't high enough bu that is not the case anymore
>>37023357
The dollar store tests work just as effectively.
>>37023433
No dick, no dicking
Checkm8 cis women
>>37023357
Prozac is causing your supposed 'sociopathy', nigger.
>>37022988
I don't know how to respond to that.
>>37023149
>>37023104
> hate my balls
> indifferent to balls
I like my balls. Ex was obsessed with my balls. Strange people.
>>37023453
How much specifically do you want to be bred like a mare
>>37023467
..what
>>37023455
It's crazy how advanced testing is but it makes me wonder how people still get around them.
>>37023392
I'm not letting no uterus parasite disturb these classy curves
Child bearing hips for show only
>>37023433
It's because I'm such a tease
>>37023457
If the dollar stores here sold piss stick tests I'd use em, never even heard of this before
>>37023474
Jajaja I was diagnosed with aspd years ago mossad, I just started taking prozac. It's actually made me less violent/impulsively rageful, interestingly
Tbh it feels like I'm high all the time from it, I want to take more. People say you don't get high off ssris but I think you do
>>37023534
They don't. They are natty when they do get tested
>>37023453
No clue tb.h, I know something happened when I was a kid that fucked me up, started acting out at school thinking life was meaningless and shit (was 7, no edge) and getting abnormally sexual
As for the testes if I had the cash and could find someone willing to do it sure, but it's something I can deal with atm
And thanks breh
Btw guys check out my post on sst. let me know you're a fraud and ill show you guys some love.
>>37023550
>cuz I'm such a tease
Lets film a porno. You keep the profits if I can be the stud.
>anavar muscle gilfs on Prozac get creampied
Bonus $$ if your cucked not-bf is watching in a corner
>>37023486
If they don't got a cock we ain't gonna fock
>>37023550
>>37023588
Also
>jajaja
Oh god please tell me you're a big booty Hispanic bitch
>>37023593
...still wot
>>37023478
This is not the first time I've been asked this. Must have some kind of kinky beastiality reference air of attraction to me
>>37023553
I don't know why this intrigues me so much
I wish I could go back in time as you so I could get an accurate understanding of your child self brain and how it led to these actions today
It's unfortunate psychology is such a misunderstood sham in so many respects
>>37023610
I won't fuck a fanny, only interested in trannies
Could this be done naturally? He gains an average of less than 4lbs a year, but his features are starting to become exaggerated.
>>37023550
I bet you like to bite.
>>37023602
She sounds like my Russian ex.
>>37023629
What about her anavar clitdick
>>37023619
>not the first time I've been asked to be bred like a mare
This pleases my horsecock
>>37023633
Nooo mate no.
>>37023551
So sad, must be hell going through that emotional rollercoaster that is pct.
Do you guys just mega dose test or what?
>>37023659
breh
>>37023588
Kek
Well, I have always considered being an amature porn star
I told my not-bf he could fuck another grill if I got to watch but he said no, it'd be awkward for him. So maybe you're on to something and if I cuck him first he'll be more open to the reverse
>>37023602
Sorry boo I'm almost aryan levels of white
Half my family is Spanish but married in, I ain't got no blood. Do have the booty though
>>37023664
No the girl dick needs to function properly
Its okay tho ESTP doesn't have to be fuckable, she's a bro
>>37023685
>always considered being an amateur pornstar
Cucked creampie cunts him 1 -6 yes pls
>Aryan levels of white with dat was
Oh god ill never be able to choose which hole
>>37023722
Dat ass*
Damn autocorrect ruining my chances of breeding
>>37023550
>she doesn't have a breeding fetish
Suddenly you're less interesting
>>37023672
>must be hell going through that emotional rollercoaster that is pct.
>pct
and competing in the olympics
>Do you guys just mega dose test or what?
no, they use a lot of stuff, eq, winny, dbol, var, clen, depends on what sport
>>37023747
She does have a breeding fetish, just more a forced impreg one
>>37023760
Oh cool. My ex just liked the idea of being filled up by a raw masculine entity. My fuckbuddy likes the idea of being taken, getting filled and feeling ashamed for it. Both of these women didn't like it before me.
I have a weird effect.
thank god the semester's almost over, I have completely turned into one fire-breathing motherfucker from psmf + dnp + no lifting
gonna go foam roll, stretch, do an hour of cardio, then do another couple cycles of stretching and rolling
prob end up pulling 635 after I'm done with this bullshit, can eat normally, and get back to lifting heavy shit
>>37022478
>>37022995
not enough actual solid research one way or another
I'll pick a number out of my hat and say if you're worried about it, every 3-5 years of bnc transition to short esters and use some of the "second" generation serms like toremifene/raloxifene in conjunction with a gnrh agonist peptide like triptorelin or its friendlier cousin luliberin to have your junk firing on all cylinders as fast as possible
you'd need maybe a 3 month natty period if you do all of that correctly in order to verify via bloods that your natural lh/fsh production is up to speed and making your balls kick out testosterone and quality swimmers
obv if it's a serious concern of yours you'd use this protocol in conjunction with banking sperm ahead of time as insurance
also >>37023083
>>37023435
you realize this entire topic is the foundation of the biggest shadow industry in competitive athletics?
as in collectively people spend the gdp of several third world countries in a covert arms race between the witch hunting motherfuckers like wada and organizations that profit off of their athletes (hint: ALL OF THEM)
>>37023659
Dude no way.
Congratulations, it's either chem or MasT, but scooby just wrote an article on steroids and used one of them as an example of shitty acne skin
http://scoobysworkshop.com/all-about-steroids/
>>37023844
Frig off Scoobs it's not chem or mast stop clickbaiting
>>37023828
>le angry military man meme
>>37023844
Scoobert pls go
Mast and chem never posted pics in that pose
Chem was maximum aesthetics though
Wonder how much of his gains he's kept in jail
>>37023891
that's why I don't bring that shit up around anyone unless they already know, like I don't want your shitty little pity party because you think I'm some poor wounded thing
I know dudes that were in the same vics as me when some shit went off strong enough to throw an mrap and they've actually got legitimate, permanent neurological problems because of it
I'm just acting like an asshole because I not only want to, but I can
any mitigating or extenuating bullshit like diet, lack of stress release, etc might be contributing factors but I'm wearing my big boy britches and can take ownership for my own actions and their consequences just fine
>>37023685
>I have always considered being an amature porn star
Ayyy, HMU if you come down to the lower mainland
>>37023991
>that tren rage
wow bro calm down geez
>>37023828
Good for you breh
how are the grades? Straight A's i assume
>>37023844
Most people get acné when do go through PCT, it's inevitable
i bet that 80% from the ppl on this board get acne when they go through PCT,
>>37023828
Id fuck her even if she had a dick
>>37024021
Jerry I fuckin love you nohomo
Such a sarcastic funny cunt
Hey guys. Anyone know where I can get that chicken from Kuwait?
>>37024029
I don't think as many people here do PCT as you think
>>37024073
Kuwait prob
>>37023946
tfw miss Chems crazy antics
Made these threads a lot more interesting
>the thread where he says he pushed her, she ran off, came back and showed him cum in her pussy, they fight, he hits her, neighbors see or something, cops on the way, Chem running off into the night with a garbage bag full of money, steroids, and other drugs
>>37024114
That never actually happened
>>37024073
Wollongong
>>37024114
That was a great thread
>>37024138
Neither did 9/11 but it makes a good story
>>37022498
drop the igf dont even waste your time with that
depending on how much you are spending on that just get some legit generric gh or more drugs negro
also a believer of peptides- cjc no dac, ghrp 2, hgh frag
>>37024021
HEY FUCK YOU JERRY
>>37024029
a 99.something that's gonna get rounded off to a flat 100, a 95, and a 93 assuming I don't bomb the lab practical or last two exams
collectively I've done like 12 hours of studying over the last semester
>>37024138
I remember screenshotting that and texting it to him, we were both cracking up
>>37024175
>drop the IGF
>go with GH
M8 I think you need to read a little more, IGF is always superior, ALWAYS.
>>37023946
I could easily see chem getting a pro card for 212. If he can hire Aceto it'll happen for sure.
>>37023659
lmao bullshit
hope none of you fellas believe this,,,,,
>>37024211
He's a goofer.
Watching foreigners or immigrants deal with each other is amazing. Family of Koreans checking out at an Indian run store.
Pinned 300mg tren in the past 18 hours wish me luck.
>>37024239
Ofc it's bullshit he'd have some gnarly ass stretch marks if he grew like that in 16wks
>>37024266
Ace??
Pls tell me ace.
This look about right for the quad pin spot?
>>37024312
>pinning an untrained quad
>those ashy knees
Habib pls
>>37024312
Put your hand in your pocket. (Thumb out)
Where your pointer finger touches is where you pin.
>told chem is he kept taking acid when he knew it made him psychotic he would eventually end up in prison , dead or in a mental hospital
>he went to jail
Haha the madman
>>37024334
My knees look like that and I'm white as fuck, its called working on your knees. Nohomo
>>37024231
no chest
>>37024312
pin your vg its easier and safer. I started pinning my quad too but after a few times of blood squirting across the room i switched to glute but after hitting a nerve i switched to vg and have the smoothest injections ever
>>37024370
How does it feel to know Alb thinks you're cretin? He has a strong intolerance for pot smokers.
>>37024297
"Ace"
>>37024213
Yeah when real and legit kigtropina,,,,,but igf crap sold now are jsut shitty rc chemical balonie,,,NOT THE REAL THING!
not gonna do shit fella jsut wait and see dont come cry later,,,,
>>37024370
Gotcha, that marks me like 1" toward the center of my leg and an inch down toward knee. Thanks, that makes the spot a lot easier to get in the future.
>You're stabbing yourself with shit and you really think youre about to forget like 'where the fuck did i put it last time'
Jesus if I do i hope this shit kills me.
>>37024091
that's why i said 'when they do'
>>37024211
mirin
>>37024435
Uhh don't stab the middle of your leg dude
http://www.spotinjections.com/index3.htm
>>37024231
maybe but I've told him before I'll fly back out there just to beat some sense into him if he doesn't pump the brakes and starts doing stupid shit again
reminds me of myself at that age minus almost any kind of impulse control, same really smart and rrrreeaaaaallly introverted kinda dude
>>37024266
dude nothing beats watching some ghetto nigger try to get all muh nigga with pretty much any actual african
saw this insanely smart nigerian that busted his ass constantly to get ahead almost beat this wannabe banger into a coma once, fucking lost it when he started ranting about how much he hated niggers because they ruined everything for him
>>37024312
teensy bit more toward the outside of the thigh and an inch higher up toward your waist, keep the needle perpendicular to the actual skin
draw an extra 0.2-0.3ml of air in, swab the site slightly further toward the knee than you're aiming for then pull traction on the skin towards yourself and DO NOT LET IT GO UNTIL THE NEEDLE IS OUTSIDE YOUR BODY AGAIN
advance the hypodermic into the vastus lateralis slowly enough that you notice any textural differences in the sensation, there's a distinctly different feeling when passing through a blood vessel, but what you're watching out for is an escalating almost electric pain and the storm clouds heralding a muscle cramp if you're getting close to a nerve
if you do encounter a nerve, withdraw halfway and advance again SLIGHTLY angled to the inside or outside of the thigh depending on what you felt, when you're at the desired depth inject slowly (1ml to 1min) until the air bubble at the stopper goes with a little squelch sound, then withdraw the needle quickly and release the tension on the skin as the needle clears the skin
>>37024388
nigga you fucked up
>>37024404
get this brain-damaged motherfucker with the communication skills of a lobotomized retard out of here, nobody wants to gargle the balls of some cult status shill here
>>37024450
I've been meaning to ask, how big are your arms and forearms?
>>37024490
Wow, that is extremely helpful. Thank you so much brick. Just to be 100%, the red spot in pic related is what I'm aiming for?
>>37024556
That's where I pin, works for me.
>>37024312
The higher up your leg you shoot the less pain.
>>37024598
Sometimes I pin my hip bone for maximum painlessness
>>37024517
last time i measured my arm were 19 inch & forearms were 15 inch
but during this cut i feel like they shrunk to 10 inch
>>37024616
you mean VG? its the best pinning site tbqh familia
>>37024379
He needs someone to help him bring it up that's for sure.
>>37024397
Neato
>>37024398
That's gonna be fun
>>37024435
How does that put you closer to mid leg. Leave it to anon to fuck it up. You had one job anon one job.
>>37024490
Good to hear. Please set him straight. He's a good kid at heart. He just doesn't know what he wants to do with his life. That aimlessness contributes to his general predisposition to fucking himself up.
>>37024645
No I meant the actual bone, he said the higher you go...
But yeah VG is goat, I put 5ml in it e3d and it's fine
Almost done with first with of pct. I ran hcg and ilmy balls are almost back to normal size. They hurrrtttt soo much. But last night my dick was super sensitove. The gf sucked me up nd i was shaking after it.
>>37024312
Sure why not. I've pinned at so many different places in my quad that the entire muscle looks about right to me.
>>37024671
i pinned 2.5 cc in my vg last sunday and its swollen as fuck
this tren e i swear its 50% ba
>>37024685
probably testicular cancer
thats what you get for pcting
>>37024556
there's a fat strip of connective tissue (iliotibial band) square on the side of your thigh, clinical guides say to pin through that but I prefer more toward an oblique 45°, ie halfway between the vertical and (lateral) horizontal planes of the thigh
imagine dividing your thigh up into quarters or thirds, you want either the 50% or the 1/3rd in the middle of the outer aspect of the thigh
>>37024651
trust me, I know
and I swear to baby jesus that weighted chest dips would make him grow some mean chesticles
I won't ever do like a 6rm for more than one set though, I was basically doing dips with over 400lbs and my shoulders were starting to get cranky with that kind of load even though my pecs seemed to love it
nowadays I'm really doing more tricep focused shit (cg + incline bench) because of my weak points for flat bench, but holy shit the pec + delt development from dips is cray cray
>>37024703
>grow some mean chesticles
How do I grow my clavicles?
since I'm guessing this var is winny I think I like winny
>>37024070
y-you too
>>37024625
>tfw
I made the mistake of looking at the scale today
RIP
>>37024651
>He just doesn't know what he wants to do with his life. That aimlessness contributes to his general predisposition to fucking himself up.
This hits close to home
I'm a bit younger than chem, started doing gear and rec drugs around the same age
Honestly following his story has been like looking in a mirror to a certain extent, minus running a lab and living with fraudsters
Drug problems, toxic relationships, losing friends due to drug abuse, poor mental health, run ins with the law
I've made some improvements but got a way to go
I really want to see chem succeed and reinforce that I can do the same
He's a good guy and it'd be a shame to see him miss out on his potential
>>37024703
All I do for chest is bench, am I really missing out on much by not doing dips? Even just body weight dips seem to feel uncomfortable on my shoulders
>>37024729
mirin confidence. I would never have the balls to weigh myself during a cut.
How much did you lose?
also how do i defeat the Tree boss in dark souls 3, is making me crazy. I just hit his eggs, but it goes fucking slow
>>37024843
Yeah keep hitting eggs until the floor brakes then keep hitting the eggs again, there's sacks on all his sides you gotta pop.
>>37024843
I'm down 15lb water weight, super depressing
Run up pop the leg and arm and stomach, then he'll fall and you can stand 1/2 way across from him and he'll either roll, crawl ,or walk at you.
If he walks run to the right and when he falls unload on his arm and reset.
You'll never even get hit
>>37024703
Dips are great. Flat bench and dips grew my chest broad starting out. Now I mostly do them more upright for back and tri gains.
>>37024722
Your mom's cooter was too narrow
>>37024800
When I first came here I was able to really connect to zyzz. I was a nerd who knew I could achieve greatness and I wanted other people to see how great I am. He was always 1 step ahead of me. Even after he died I kept going because I knew the path I needed to take to succeed. Even if your hero's don't make it you still can.
>>37024899
That's damn much.
Does carbs also hold water weight?
>>37024862
>>37024899
thanks breh's will try this technique
>>37024935
Carbs are straight water weight
>>37024907
That's pretty inspiring dude, thanks
>>37024962
so's your mum
>>37024962
wait, wait, wait, you've got water weight on the head, ya fuckin retard.
#Zing!
>>37025006
>>37025016
What is your damage?
>>37024821
have somebody check your depth and make sure you've actually got a good torso angle
>>37024907
they're definitely one of the biggest reason for my pec-delt tiger stripes
8-12 is my sweet spot for reps, I'll be excited when I can start banging out 5+ plates for that much
I'm packin a rune stone and a charisma tome, baby!
>>37025036
>>37025057
>for you
>>37024625
Nice. Though I feel your pain. What do you do for forearms anyway?
>>37025205
Wrist rollers baby
>>37025205
This >>37025290
My forearms looked like toothpicks before i trained them with the wrist roller as you can see at pic related.
Routine:
2x times a week. 2,5kg(weight). 5 reps till failure.
you will feel an intense burn, that will make them grow.
Okay the tren has me gtg, I am not even moody about my ex. Fuckbuddy is gettin clingy tho.
>>37025501
Looking at chest delts and overall shape I can't help but feel you're a taller version of me.
Time to invest in stilts
>>37025501
don't they always, at least if you fuck them too often?
>>37025563
>stilts
You should be fine with manly platform shoes.
>>37025501
mirin man.
what is your current stack and diet.
Weren't you cutting atm?
>>37025638
I am cutting. 300 test/350 tren
>>37025563
That makes us gods.
I want to buy a ton of hormones as soon as my butt fucking money clears.
>>37025689
are you going to fuck some asses or just get a blowjob or something?
>>37022325
Sup madfag, were do you lift? Madtown?
>>37025565
No I mean yea generally, but the better I fucked my ex the sassier she got. Fucking diva.
>>37025689
How do you still look so full during a cut?
>>37025719
Whatever pays well I will do. This is about money.
>>37025731
Some girls really don't know what they have until they get fucked by some small dicked unfit beta again.
>>37025739
Nutrient timing. This fasted with no pump.
>throw up during cardio
good thing it was fasted cardio
>>37025689
do you still want adrol lol
>>37025746
Do you ask about the penis size/girth from her exes?
what do if they are bigger than yours?
>>37025757
>>37025757
>Nutrient timing
elaborate
i appreciate your honesty, but still big
>>37025768
As soon as I have money got damp I'm moving this week plus this nerd wants shitty rent too.
>>37025777
never really did, thicker is not that likely, longer would be annoying, I have to watch out not to go too deep to not hurt them.
But stamina does so much too, if you are fit and fuelled on hormones to fuck them hard for 30+ minutes, you already outdid 99% of all men. Add a bit of oral or something and you will be in the top percentage for sure.
Plus points for being a bit rough, and throwing them around or holding them down.
So many guys just pump for 5 and are done for the day.
>>37025777
Heavenly trips. Duder a dude could have a cock twice as big as mine (I'm 6x8) and she'd still want me more. I am a God of virility that no one else can match; there's a reason my ex always comes back and tells me I'm the best she'll ever have.
Nutrient timing kinda sink at to carb loading; I just spike insulin when I actually need to drive aminos into the cell.
>>37025857
6 long and 8 around?
full on pussy destroyer jaw ripper mode
>>37025757
so wide
The more I cut the more I become worried about my frame lol
atleast I've got a slim waist
>>37025784
ah still dealing with that?
dang
>>37025777
>playing videogames all day
>worrying about other mens penis size
youre a true NEET now
im so proud
>>37025930
>worried about my frame lol
HEIGHT FACE FRAME
>>37025857
Fasted again I look super lame no pump duder
>>37025854
what is your dick size then? thickness is most important indeed
it's funny when everyone on this board has above 7 inches dick, when the statistics say something else, interesting
yeah of course, but stamina means shit if you have a 4 inch dick.
good foreplay is also very important. All factors combined is the magic of the bbc
>>37025857
that must feel great tho. I hope it stays that way broher.
I just spike insulin after training with a banana
carb loading is just 1 day on sunday for me, no training day
>>37025930
I learned from the master himself
>>37025970
>I learned from the master himself
JM taught us all many things.
All praise be to him
>>37025945
I've got a 10/10 face and I'm king on manlets 6ft
All I need is wide fucking shoulders
On that note, what kind of thin fuckboy do they make shirts for, they never fit at the shoulders
like who do they make shirts for omg
>>37025970
wow I neeed a korean gf very bad after looking at that chart
>>37026005
>King of Manlets 6'
That was last year m8, cutoff is 6'1". You're just Prince of Manlets now.
>>37025970
Never measured length, measured girth once because I found it funny that my dick is thicker than gfs wrists, a bit over 6 inches not so sure anymore.
>>37025595
Swag
>>37025689
>I want to buy a ton of hormones as soon as my butt fucking money clears.
Any idea what you want to run? Tj's sale on tren tabs has got me tempted. I might do it instead of winny + epi(or drol)
>>37025892
He may not be hitting cervix but you best believe he's gonna blow her sides out.
>>37025970
Mast, is carb back loading the same as carb cycling? All that I see on carb cycling looks like magic and I remembered you did that while natty, is it worth it? Any good readings I should have?
>>37025757
>>37025956
Merlin.
What do you do for lats?
>>37026048
can I be queen if I'm not king
I'd prefer that desu
>>37026062
Hormones that would be conducive for a fitness model look in porn.
>>37026005
>I've got a 10/10 face and I'm king on manlets 6ft
>tfw literal genetic failure
no one in my family is even close to me
>>37026088
So tren year round
>tren/test suspension and cialis before shooting
BOSS
>>37026088
Don't ask me, ask the mememaster.
>>37026062
that's what I meant.
I don't even know if you could have sex with most girls at that point. Last girl I fucked, besides gf, had to stop after 10 minutes, and she was sore for a day or two. I mean we did not use lube, she didn't think she needed any because she could "handle anything", but was crazy wet.
And I am just a bit over 6 inches
>>37026062
Women adore my cock. It's aesthetic, not too long and fat. It's a crowd pleaser.
>>37026077
Close grip pulldowns. Underhand rows.
>>37026126
350 tren always in
>>37026120
thats ok, when youre on roids you're better than everyone else automatically
>>37026088
>porn
Are you actually doing porn?
Mad jelly. I'd do it but I live in the middle of nowhere so no porn studios.
>>37026126
>facial gains from tren and jizzing away all your subq water
>>37026133
All girls love girth. Most just can't handle it often.
>>37026156
Sounds like my plans for the summer.
I want to try the cata tren (500mg) with his math test blend (200mg/200mg) and see how long I can run it.
Just watch out for swelling under the jaw if youre going for a long tren run. It seems to happen to alot of people on tren over time. Im inclined to believe it's cortisol related because it goes away on a cruise.
>>37025988
Praise the boss lord of the bald dented black trannies
>>37026005
You mean shemale
>>37026057
mirin, your gf is probably happen with that also.
>>37026067
yeah could be. I just name it as carb cycling.
Yes, it's definitely worth it
On low carb you eat things like; eggs, cottage cheese, chicken, lean meat, fish/salmon
On high carb days its remains the same as low carb days, but you add some carbs like; oats, rice, pasta etc.
Good fats are also good, since they stimulate fat loss; almonds, nuts, natural peanut butter, other good nuts etc.
Example of a low carb day;
6 egg(whole + egg whites)
lean meat + broccoli + almonds
lean meat + broccoli + almonds
chicken + broccoli + almonds
chicken + broccoli + natural peanut butter
eggs(whole + egg whites)
cottage cheese.
On a high carb day it remains the same, but you add rice/oats to each meal.
I also recommend you drink 3/4L water each day and green thea
that is what i always do, but you will feel flat due the low carb, so prepare for that. But it's imo the best legal way to lose fat asap
I have an interview at planetgay fitness. Easy ass job, wish me luck bros
If you're in South England you can make some easy money by donating your stool to me:
>>37026143
>>37026276
no youre right I need to stay true to my waifu
how dare I even think of 3d women
>>37026305
youre going to set off the lunk alarm just walking in
>>37026357
I'm not that big DESU. But I am a fraud and this goes against everything they stand for
>>37026305
I was in a planet fitness recently. It wasn't as bad as I thought it would be.
If you look like you lift, they'll probably hire you on the spot. It'll look like you managed to get swole at Planet Fitness, so you'd be a walking advertisement.
>>37026469
If you actually crunch the numbers a membership is worthwhile just for all you can eat pizza.
>>37026404
can you eat the pizza too
free bulking
>>37026513
This is going to be my first question after the interview
>>37026501
I'd definitely thing about doing it during bulking season. I don't know if I can out race fatties to get my money's worth though.
My gym is actually even cheaper. Because of a discount, I'm paying $25 a quarter. I'm pretty sure I'm costing them more in water bills for me to take showers.
>>37026276
Thanks m8
>>37026561
First Monday of the month all you can eat pizza first Tuesday of the month all you can eat bagels. Pretty sure in the first day alone I'm going to eat more than 10 dollars worth of food. I think I'm going to sign up next winter.
So you mean to tell me you pay 100 a year!?
>>37026561
>$25 a quarter
literally how
>>37026673
>So you mean to tell me you pay 100 a year!?
Yeah. It's a weird little gym.
>Only 1 squat rack
>8 racquetball courts
>>37026678
They whore out the yoga instructor to make up the difference.
>>37026678
It's a City-Subsidized gym. I'm a city employee so instead of paying $25 a month, which is still really cheap, I pay $25 a quarter.
Honestly it'd be worth it just for the sauna time.
>>37026711
whats that image about lol
MORE LIKE LITTLE MAC AMIRITE
Must do hella spin classes
>>37026729
thats so sweet
im really jelly
>>37026729
Pretty sweet. I wish insurance subsidized gym memberships. Healthy folks are almost never going to need to go to the hospital yet we still have to pay into this shit scheme.
>>37026801
Pic was unrelated but big macs used to be respectable burgers. I saved it because I thought it was cool.
>tfw i keep growing and my world keeps shrinking.
>>37026363
>>37026363
>>37026363
>>37026363
>>37026363
holy shit lmao check this out
>>37026920
why is no one responding? check the thread out it is really funny
>>37026920
KYS
>>37026895
damn I want a burger
on pmsf I watch so many cooking shows too
Watched one on burgers earlier
It was stupid though one had ghost peppers on it
Why even eat a burger if youre going to burn yourself like that
>>37026920
wow
he poked holes in his ceiling and everything
jesus
Anyone looking for cheap test hit me up at Everydaylabs @ tuta
>>37027044
>on pmsf I watch so many cooking shows
Lol I end up doing the same thing.
>GIADA YOU WHORE STOP TEMPTING ME
>>37027044
>>37027126
isn't that like watching porn and not being allowed to masturbate
sounds fucking stupid
>>37027126
she always inspires me to make my own white sauce
>>37027158
that way you can still experience food
its like anyone watching sports
youre not playing it
>>37027158
Its the next best thing to actually eating it. I love to cook and eat. So at least I get some recipes out of it.
>>37027216
Huehuehue
UK here.
How do I go about getting my gp to prescribe testosterone? I had a blood test a couple months ago, and the levels were 11.3 nmol/ml (326 ng/dl), and that was taken first thing in the morning, when the levels should have been highest.
I've been having symptoms that are common with low test, such as depression (On and off for years), fatigue (tired a lot of the time, often even in the gym, and not gym tired), barely any facial hair.
>>37027325
how old are you
unfortunately the range for test is across all age groups so theres a real good chance they'll say youre in range, even if you visit an endo
could try again after crashing it with no sleep and lots of alchohol
>>37027399
I'm only 22. I don't even drink alcohol, could never stand the taste, and lack of sleep would fuck with my work. I guess I could attempt it on a weekend if I have time off.
>>37027435
thats around the age I was when I went endo shopping and the most I ever got was hcg
I dunno how it works in the UK though
test will make you feel better though, gl in your search and if you dont get anything just self medicate, youre probably in one of the safest countries to do so
Well kids it's been over 2 weeks since I last pinned
Due to my order taking much longer than I expected I'm stuck taking my shit to PCT
Looks like I'm gonna be making lmaonogains for a few months
>hold me
>>37027126
come here and let me gorge on all the horrifically fattening italian food you make, you beautiful huge-titted pacman looking bitch
>>37027278
my problem is aside from grilling being my first great cooking love, I fucking love baking to an intensely unhealthy level
nothing good comes from baking, and by "good" I mean "doesn't make you fat as fuck"
>>37027606
>Looks like I'm gonna be making lmaonogains for a few months
just a few months?
>>37027678
>when you should be cutting but you buy a pack of 6 apple turnovers at Wal Mart
>>37027678
Well if my oil shows up this week I will throw all caution to the wind and pin 500pw
But if it doesn't I'm gonna hold off until I can afford the next blast which will be massive.
2 weeks no pin and I haven't seen any nasty high est sides yet and I've managed to retain my size
>>37027678
Giada is surprisingly fit for a TV chef.
Wife material/10
I love me some steaks on the grill. An Italian dressing and some lime and you got something good. Add coronas and my summer is complete.
>nothing good comes from baking
I beg to differ
Jokes aside I've been baking my chicken lately. Sriracha breaded chicken was my latest.
I'm absolutely infatuated with all kinds of cooking. (Except deserts) the different kinds of flavor combinations and textures is very satisfying when bulking. It helps keep food interesting when you're shoving nauseating amounts of food down your throat.
I really want to ask my chef friend for his lobster mac n cheese recipe. It's mind blowingly good. I really want to try making it with cannabutter..
skin is starting to look better.
i hope they i can camo them even more with tanning
>>37026357
You shoudn't cheat on your true love,
true love never dies, remember
>>37026592
np
Speaking of testosterone
>Be in the middle of D-aspartic acid+pea erase cycle
>traveling to SE Asia for dem hoes
>forget to pack my D-aspartic acid on my carry on
>will be going 2 days in the middle of the week without DAA
>packed anti-aromatase tho
Am I going to get gyno?
>>37027930
You should be more worried about STDs than your OTC bullshit "cycle" m8
Currently 2.5 weeks into my first cycle.
40mg/Dbol for 5 weeks and 500mg/Test for 10-12 weeks.
I have Tamoxifen for after I'm done, but I've noticed my nipples becoming slightly tender; do I need any sort of ai/suppressor for during my cycle?
This was set up for me by a trainer at my gym so pls no bully
>>37027930
>>37027903
stop taking pics where you are leaning forwards
>>37027930
>Erase pro and DAA
Hahahahaha
Ohh shit lmao this guys srs
I remember when I thought Otc shops were anything more than placebo
Literally ran this exact stack too kek
>>37027930
Get out of fraud.
That's not even a PED
>>37027994
I'd suggest you head on over to reddit and ignore this trainer. He's helping you make all kinds of tit gains.
>>37027930
GTFO Marcus that shit doesn't work
>>37027994
yes you do
no ai, dbol for 5 weeks, pct with tamox only, obviously no bloodwork too, jesus fucking christ, you got no idea what you're doing, same as this "trainer"
>>37028036
>>37028057
Any suggestions as to what I should be taking alongside everything then?
>>37028083
Asin or adex. You got some reading to do. Off to reddit.
>>37027903
Maybe if you lean over more your shoulders will appear wider and hips narrower
I typed this entire fucking thing out and got a migraine from having to fight off the cravings, gonna go do some cardio until I hate myself less
>>37027898
as unsettling as the pacmanitis is, fuck yes in a heartbeat
>italian dressing and some lime
get right the fuck out
go find a copy of porterhouse rules from alton brown's old show good eats, do the diy dry age with a nice 1.5-2lb ribeye
hour before liftoff take the steak out, pat in a really generous flake kosher salt all over for a nice crust, good thick covering of fresh cracked black pepper right before liftoff, then use his method for cooking with a charcoal chimney but reverse it and do it on the top first and be careful because the times are going to be waaaay off, like 90s on top and 60ish on bottom
perfect medium rare if you do it right, fat either renders out or you bite into it and it dissolves like picanha does from a churrascaria, flawless char and salt/pepper crust
>mac and cheese
grate whatever cheeses you're using and have them waiting in the fridge, you want them to be cold when introducing them
cook the pasta first, make a roux with 1:2 by volume (tbsp) of butter:flour and lightly brown stirring constantly, nuke a cup of milk in the microwave to get it nice and just pre-boiling hot (1c:1tbsp:2tbsp ratio total), slowly add the hot milk into the roux using a kinda geometric dilution ratio along with 1tsp of ground nutmeg, whisk, and simmer for a few minutes after it's all incorporated
stir the pasta into the bechamel (white sauce), QUICKLY fold the cheese in and decant the whole fattening mixture into a casserole dish large enough to ensure the mac and cheese won't be more than 1" thick
use a heavy hand and put a solid coat of panko crumbs over top, pop in the oven, bake until golden brown and bubbly
I apologize in advance to your arteries
>>37028138
we all know bullying mast is my job, stop trying to fuck with my thing here
>>37028138
>>37028028
I'am actually dyel. Iam using angles to appear bigger, duh.
I'am glad you're showing how it should be done. Or not? Hmm unfortunate
>>37028177
Most of the time when I have steak now it's during the summer on a cut. So steak and salad is usually my dinner. Italian dressing and lime works very well. For a stand alone dish your way is MUCH better.
Some solid recipes I'm gonna have to try them out. God gave us multiple arteries for a reason.
>>37028288
I wasn't commenting on you being DYEL it was more an attack on your personality
You want some hamburger anon?
>>37028324
I don't see a relation between taking pictures a certain way and a personality.
Elaborate
>>37027930
I would probably get roids in the Philippines
>>37028354
You lean over to deceive instead of posting a normal pic. Even though you are bigger than most guys here you seem to be insecure of your hips to shoulder ratio, can this has something to do with the influx of pictures of bimbo which has very wide shoulders
>>37028430
It's because of a secret desire to be small waist twink
>tfw no big black bodybuilder will ever want you
Mast probably
>>37028430
>>37028534
I really don't get the desire to have small waist
Loads of big bodybuilders have thick waists and they look good
Wouldn't being bigger whilst also still having definition be something the average person desires?
>>37028555
Then stop acting like Goliath
