>>37026143
I am. No allergies, no health problems whatsoever, never even a broken bone.

How much?

>>37026151
Well I need multiple donations. So how about £10 each time?

>>37026151
>>37026174
You would end up earning £100-£150.

>>37026143
>implying you won't just get sent literal dogshit

>>37026202
Obviously I will meet the donor in person.

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>>37026151
You still around man?

>>37026213
>>37026313
>I'd have to shit into a sack in front of you
Kind of turning me off here, buddy

>>37026143
Hmm I used Amoxicilin once so I'm out.

I also have COPD caused by smoking so meh.

However my poos are bretty good; I'm told that my cultures are otherwise quite good because they are negative for growth of ecoli, salmonella etc etc.

>>37026328
Of course it wouldn't be in front of me. You could do it at home and I could collect.

Where you based anyway? I'm West Sussex.

>>37026354
East and mid Kent depending on the day of the week.

>>37026351
>I also have COPD caused by smoking so meh.
Sorry to hear that.

I probably could tolerate somebody who did Amoxicillin once though.

>>37026370
Well that's only 1 hour from me man, so pretty convenient.

What's your health like? Got a current body pic?

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>>37026397
Health is absolutely fine, no problems whatsoever. As I say, no hayfever, no allergies, not even stomach aches or irritable bowels. I usually drop ogre shits that are incredibly wonderful when I'm bulking too so you're getting the best of the best.

I don't have a current body pic though as I'm sitting between 15-20% and I'm about 215lbs.

>>37026143
how do i know u wont eat my shit for sexual release?

>>37026502
Sounds good. Got an email?
>>37026508
Dude this is my health we're talking about. I'm hoping this is the answer to my problems but if it doesn't work I haven't lost anything.

Anyway, what's your health like and where you based?

>>37026397
Hey I'm in brighton if you wanna hit me up, don't mind selling some poo

>>37026546
Brighton is close. What's your health like? Height/Weight? Got pics? Do you have a history of antibiotic usage?

>>37026531
[email protected]

What do you think this will do for your health?

>>37026555
6'1 170lbs dont smoke rarely drink and dont do drugs

>>37026589
I have some severe digestive problems. People have been doing Fecal Transplants with 90%+ success ratesto recolonise their gut microbiota with healthy flora they may have lost from antibiotics. It has ridiculous success rates, over 90%+.
>>37026605
Got an email?

who /canterbury/ here

>>37026626
Me but I don't like it

I keep taking women out in Canterbury and getting shot down but I have insane success everywhere else, fuck Canterbury

>>37026626
>>37026635
bit far but doable, elaborate

uk poop thread

>>37026635
must just be bad luck. its a fairly quiet city though, you at uni?

>>37026658
i do a fair amount of drugs so i probably won't be donating any poo, sorry bud

>>37026669
Nope, I live in Dover and work near Canterbury so I spend a fair bit of time there. Beautiful city but it's not my cup of tea for a lot of reasons. Driving there is intense.

>>37026555
>37026555
buddy you got an email?

OP, you do know that it doesn't work if you dont change your lifestyle accordingly? you should probably ask the donator what his diet is like.
this shit can save lifes btw, especially in murrica where people live off a soda and bacon diet

>>37026690
ah fair enough mate, yeah the traffic in the mornings can be mental. good luck with the next bird you take out though.

>>37026717
I already have changed my lifestyle. I will chat with the donor before hand obviously.

>>37026727
Thanks lad. What do you study? My dad actually used to work at UoK as head of the IT Clinic so I've got some experience with the place (one of the few benefits of nepotism I've ever enjoyed). New on campus?

why cant a hospital supply this for you/find a donor that is specific for your needs??

>>37026762
>why cant a hospital supply this for you
Because it's a relatively new treatment that hasn't come to the NHS yet.

>>37026743
nice, this is really interesting stuff, hope it will work for you anon. what's the main reason your doing this?

>>37026777
>what's the main reason your doing this?
I basically can't digest food properly and the side effects are awful. I can't live a normal life.

BRIGHTON BRO WHERE YOU AT WITH THE EMAIL

>>37026753
oh awesome, I'm a late bloomer for uni so starting ancient history at kent next year. I already work in Canterbury and know the city so it seemed like a logical choice. I've only been on a couple of open days but it seems like a nice enough campus, the library looks great.

would a doctor be helping you administer this treatment?

>>37026823
I have a private nurse lined up thankfully.

are they using a PEG?

>>37026817
Good luck! I actually know someone who studied ancient history at Kent and apparently the programme is pretty good so you should do fine, especially if you've already got a job and can afford the absolutely insane rents.

>>37026897
>are they using a PEG?
a what?

>>37026903
thanks man, looking forward to it! Yeah the rent is mad but the student loan should help out if I manage not to blow it all in the first month. All the best buddy, I need to get some sleep, see you round!

which route are you thinking of doing colonoscopy, endoscopy, sigmoidoscopy, or enema

>>37026974
Catheter with syringe I think.

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BRIGHTON BRO WHERE ARE YOU

final bump

This is some gay shit.

>>37026789
Why don't you just eat yogurt or something

>>37027944
not really man, it's like a blood transplant

do you consider blood transplants gay?

>>37028085
actually yogurt is problematic for me

>>37028087
Nah I know all about them and have thought about getting it done.

You tried psyllium husk? It's been a godsend for me.

>>37028184
>You tried psyllium husk? It's been a godsend for me.
Yea, i didn't get good results unfortunately.

>>37028225
Oh that sucks, how long did you try it for?

>>37028346
about 6 months

what did it do for you?

>>37028367
Just made me more regular/consistant etc.