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It's been a while since we had one of these, and I'm an idiot who didn't save any. Feeling up for some old school style, y?
Ganymede always fits pretty well.
More modern, and there is some boobs, but most of the pics of Ganymede, Zeus is in eagle form.
>>2119296
Laocoon and his sons are being depicted dying here and you think it's homoerotic?
Anything with tentacles is erotic to these people.
>>2119296
Stupid sexy Greek sculptures
>>2119291
the devil's expression in the background get's me every time.
Would some stuff by Touko Laaksonen be appropriate here? It's not exactly classical, but their work is considered to be some of the first gay cartoons
>>2119291
oh yes
>>2120306
troll harder newfag
William Adolphe Bouguereau - Dante And Virgil In Hell
im in heaven
>>2120356
What are the directions to get there? Start off from Orange Throp.
>>2120366
Just put it into google maps man.
Does this count...
I am going to share a story that is fucking important to me, so any of you dipshit mother fucka bitches get any ideas on fucking making fun o' meh shit then GTFO.
I am a boy btw. When I was 12 years old I got interested in the art of fucking. I did many things normal 12 years olds do, including but not limited to fapping to hardcore porn, group banging, and raping any animal I could find.
Despite all this shit, I was sexually attracted to chocolate. It's a rare case called cocoasexual and I was in the closet. One day my mom bought me some chocolate cause I always told I wanted some o that shit. So, when she left, I started passionanatly raping the shit.
I took off all my fucking clothes and then took off the chocolates wrapper. I then shoved the entire bar up meh fucking ass.
"HARDER, HARDER!!!! FUCK ME HARDER DUMB ASS MOTHER FUCKING DIP SHIT BITCH ASS MOTHA FUCKA!!!!" I screamed at the top of my lungs.
I could tell the chocolate was enjoying it, so I went harder. Yes, yes, harder...... So hard I think I broke something.
Then my mom walked in without knocking. (The bitch.) and I cummed all over that mother fucka. She screamed. But then she saw me fucking the chocolate.
Turns out she was a closet cocoasexual too. I put the chocolate in my ass and she got naked. She then put the other side of the chocolate in her virginia. She both started fucking the chocolate hard.
10 long hours later, we were done. Cum and everything was all over the fucking chocolate. So we just put it in its wrapper for another day and got our clothes back on.
When my dad got home, he saw the chocolate on my desk and stole it. He then FUCKING ATE THE SHIT! I think he got pregnant.
So one question.... Is being cocoasexual normal? Was..was any of this normal? Any more cocoasexual bitches out there?
>>2120502
>"when I was twelve"
>poorly attempting to spawn a copypasta on /y/
There is no "was". You are a child. Or bait. In the case of the latter well done, you got your response.
>>2120502
You're being too blatant and obnoxious to actually make an enjoyable story. I did laugh at "She then put the other side of the chocolate in her virginia." though.
>>2120502
yeast infections
>>2120502
Lel
I really wish I could find my old art history book, there's some nice stuff inside.
>>2120497
Damn!
I have a bunch of crappy photos I took at the Louvre!
(This is now a Greek & Italian Sculpture thread)
A whole harem of stud-muffins.
>>2121964
God damn look at that booty. The Greeks knew what was up.
This guy at the end of that hall tho
i love this kind of stuff
>>2122873
If I was married with 3 kids...i still would put this in the middle if my living room. Its gorgeous.
>>2119293
Looks like Frodo
That's why I want to go to hell
party in the backgraund
I guess this counts!?
>>2119291
http://polari.polariarts.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Queer-History-Imperial-China.jpg
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>>2122784
That pose is just marvelously hot. I think I now will go to the museum when I get tired of regular yaoi.
>>2121963
10/10 would worship
>>2122947
I came here to post this. Look at that smug little bastard, he clearly needs a cock up his ass.
Theres a lack of St. Sebastian here
>>2126471
>>2119291
When did Virgil get so hot?
http://www.improbable.com/ig/2002/scrotal-asymmetry.pdf
I felt this fascinating piece of research was relevant
>>2127395
But what if balls are touching? We need more research, I volunteer.
>>2119291
anon non-flaccid cocks?
>>2126026
and this is where I turned pedo
>>2126477
dat expression
>>2127436
I meant to say "any non-flaccid cocks?" (that's what I get for typing half-asleep)
>>2129363
Early Greeks saw big cocks as brutish and animalistic, definitely not within their aesthetic ideals, and odds weren't great on a protruding dick surviving later Christian cultural mores.
So on these gorgeous marble sculptures? Your odds aren't good.
>>2129363
there is more to life than erections anon
>>2129375
I thought they came to link hard cocks with navigation and they were frequently used as signposts on roads for people coming/going. (Though yeah you're right a lot of them got vandalized)
The wiki got a little TLDR but I did remember priapus. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Priapus
>>2121963
i never understood why they often made the dicks so tiny
balls sometimes are in a normal size but most dicks just seems like a child's
>>2130168
isnt there some box in vatican with all the stone penises some pope decided to cut off his male statues?
>>2130169
lel i dont know
but this seems like an awesome story
unnnnnf so happy other anons beat me to posting st sebastian
>>2130152
what the fuck
This thread is pretty retarded.
>>2130417
It's gratifying that other people knew about that in particular. Makes me feel less weird about it.
I have a question. Is there any straight up ancient male/male erotica? Stuff that is so blatantly assfucking you can't even deny it by calling it art? I think there must be but it would be less famous for obvious reasons.
>>2130482
yes.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homosexuality_in_ancient_Egypt
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homosexuality_in_ancient_Greece
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homosexuality_in_Japan
egypt depiction is probably oldest that I listed, it's also extremely blatant.
pics related
>>2120497
top kek
>>2130486
Neat. I wish there was an online collection of this stuff, like a Booru for the ancient world's gay fap material.
>>2130476
"oh fuck this rock is hard ow"
"can't keep my balance"
"this is why I fly everywhere"
"auugh what's touching my junk fuck this the ground sucks"
"hold on bro, I'm just a lowly snake but I'll save you from falling >:("
>>2126504
Virgil and Dante are the guys in the background. No idea who's supposed to be those fighting dudes tho
Renoir. Recently saw this painting in person and the description with it noted that it was "uncomfortable" to look at because of the suggestive nature. Apparently the art historian can't handle boy butts.
