Post your best greentexts
>>16922693
shit, man, that's a spooksum story. gave me chills.
Could anyone post what's probably the most known one? The one where the guy goes to his backyard to jump on the trampoline or some shit and hears his mother calling him from some bushes, then turns back and sees his mother in the kitchen from the window and nopes the fuck back to the house while the thing from the bushes starts screaming like if it was having a seizure, been looking for it for a while now and Google fucking sucks dick
Also the one about the guy who almost got kidnapped as a kid by a guy who broke through his room's window and later the police finds a picture of him taken from his closet
Dumping a few
>>16922745
Looks like really bad photoshoop.
>>16923796
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>>16923796
WINDEGO
enjoy my spooky greentext
Does anyone have that greentext about the guy that can't remember a two week period or something on a family vacation and the rest of the family agrees not to ever tell him? I started reading it but the thread 404'd after my class and I can't seem to find it. Please and thank you.
>>16923545
I haven't been spooked like that for years. Thanks for sharing
I require moar
>>16923895
YES PLS I love that one
>>16923891
>mfw you got rickrolled on a spamboard in deep web
>>16923643
I like to imagine that the girl just wanted to give him a handjob.
>>16923998
I hate it when people who know about the supernatural don't tell anyone else in danger jack shit.
>It's nothing
>go to sleep
>lock the doors
>It's not them
>I'm the protagonist, okay!?
>forget about it
>forget about it
>it was just a dream
>forget about it
Why the fuck would he bring people there?
>>16924038
Probably a heavy dose of denial.
>>16924017
:^)
>>16922693
Not greentext but still good
>>16924038
Agreed, makes it that much harder to suspend disbelief for this shit when the characters are fucking braindead
I've gone camping before with some friends and we've noped the fuck out for less than a dude literally fucking stalking us and staring at us through our windows
How do they let shit get to that point where you're trapped in a house surrounded by zombies after like two days of weird shit
Like wtf
>>16924038
you weren't fucking paying attention you idiot. Mary was hot and she puts out...that's all you need to know.
>>16924178
Yeah but you know Jessie Died cuz she was suckin mad dicks in the woods.
Luke obviously wanted to touch that ass but when she got turned into a zombie it wasn't worth it anymore so he said "fuck it lets go home."
He was mad cuz his bro was boning Jessie when they had made a deal that Luke would get to tickle her butt first, so "they were breaking the rules".
>>16923554
Ahh, 2010 Mexico. These stories were common watercooler discussions every day.
>>16923939
What is the red arrow pointing at?
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>>16923825
Well, that was pretty spooky
>>16923648
i dont understand this one, explanation please?
>>16923646
that photo made me nope hard
>>16924176
made me poop a little
>>16924448
>Man invades home, hides in closet, and takes photo of kid.
ALSO requesting El Gitano
>>16923646
I think these work only because while reading you have a disturbing image in the corner of your visually percieved area
Someone post security anon and shit woman.
>purchased bootleg spongebob dvd at salvation army on $2 day
>got home and popped it in my shitty jvc dvd player
>no menu, my remote didn't even work
>quality was on par with vhs tape
>blood was pouring out of my cable box
>called time warner cable to see wtf was going on
>dad answered
>who was phone
>>16923643
The girl was trying to convince him to save himself. :)
>>16923891
>filename
get home from work >
i work at pizza so i com home at really late >
i walk up stares after leaving car >
i live on third floor >
i go up stairs to my house >
there is big wasp >
in moment of fear i run down three lights of stores >
go get the mail >
look at my mail >
nothing important only letters about coupons >
i really don't like coupons >
go back upstairs >
it still there >
it moved a little bit away from door >
i rush to door and open quikcly >
i get inside and see thing out of corner of my eye >
it is nothing >
change close and go to sleep >
i swear it was coming at me and i was really scaed r
actually this just happned and im shaking rigte now help, im in bed and i think wasp is coming for me /x/
>greentext thread
>carefully check every single file for .gif
>scared like a little bitch from obviously fake stories
>mfw
>>16925875
Yeah, but anon, wasps don't exist. They went extinct in the 1960s or something lol. I remember there being pictures of wasps in jars and a plaque about their extinction when I went to the museums as a kid.
>>16925887
shut the fukc up oin ok i saw on i know im shaikng so hard
>>16925639
I gotcha friend
>>16922745
>some guy in a baseball cap looking up into the trees
>>16923542
>drunk
>>16922693
>bitch sounds so casual about it
Oh yeah, there is a restless spirit of a tortured soul in the basement. Dont worry though, just keep the door shut. It should be fine.
What the hell are exorcists charging nowadays? Is it just not cost effective to remove a poltergeist? Is that something you are just willing to live with?
>>16923643
>arms are both backwards
>right leg entirely backwards
>left leg jutting out at weird angle
>this angers her apparently
oh man I just found this, haven't seen it in a while
anyone have that one where this kid overhears his mother talking to his grandmother about seeing a figure wearing a rotting horse head walk into her room while laying in bed and just sit on the bedside?
>>16926342
>tfw the housing market where i live is so inflated i would be willing to 1,000 to live in the fucking Josiah B. and Sara Moore House
>>16923776
This is probably the best pasta I've read.
>>16922745
That moment when I realised that Hotline Miami is real
>>16923643
now that was a damn fine story
>>16922693
i lost
Anyone have the rest of this? Seems there is a little bit of text cut off at the bottom.
>>16923796
what's up with the awful characters
>>16927143
Got one with bigger pics
>>16923903
My pleasure
>>16927720
I fapped.
>>16925901
Why have I never read this before
>>16924691
that screen has been around for ages, it's only resently someone put the fullsize image beside it instead of just the thumbnail
>>16928371
It was only recently posted for the first time about 2 weeks ago.
>>16925901
Hah! I didn't think anyone saved this.
I have a two recent stories, but only one of them is really anything /x/ material. It involves a recently deceased women and some antics about moving her body with a funeral directer very stealthily around the apartment complex.
No new shit woman stories, thankfully. I did that door thing to her again just a few days ago though.
>>16929083
Post them anyway if you don't mind
Does anyone remember the greentext about some guy, he was meeting up with someone i think, it was all real sketchy and when he pulled into the guys garage the guy had these dump trucks or something move to block his way out, but the guy quickly gunned it in reverse and floored it outta there. It sounds stupid the way i describe it but it was a real greentext and one of my favorites, only saw it once
>>16922745
He was about to get hotline'd
>>16923776
Holy shit, I never actually bothered to read this, as I thought it would be some stupid as fuck Native American/skinwalker story.
>>16929083
i like your writing anon you should post it
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>>16929877
Does anyone know if he has posted since this and have a screencap?
>>16929883
forgot the fourth
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>>16929824
Ight, sorry for the late reply, my location this time was out of range from a hotspot.
I'll get to it once I get back home.
>>16922693
I gave myself just one read before bed and now thanks to you i cant fuckingsleep.
man
>>16923646
MOM GET THE CAMERA
>>16930169
KEK
>>16923776
holy. fucking. shit.
>>16923776
10/10
>>16923907
once the thumps on the door started i lost
>>16925901
Bloody hell. I was eating while reading this.
never read to many skinwalker stories cause theyre always so long. I just read everything in this thread now and its 3am. am i gonna die?
>>16930577
of course
Does anyone have that greentext of the guy from /r9k/ with the serial killer girlfriend? I had it saved but I accidentally my entire 4chan folder
>>16925946
>implying alcohol is a strong hallucinogenic
>>16930917
Alcohol actually is a disassociative similar to ketamine, it's just that people inevitably either pass out/get alcohol poisoning before they get drunk enough to experience any significant disassociation
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>>16931033
Thanks anon
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>>16929872
I really liked the first one, but it kind of got stupid with the whole Father in law is a wolf man thing. Great story writer, believed most of it too. But the native american thing too ? And the weird hippie ladies ? Urgh...
>>16929886
This is clearly not the same as the original Maine taxi guy...
>>16929825
Thanks so much!
>>16931033
What the fuck...
>>16931141
I think it is, but not sure. I've pestered him to get a trip before, but he hasn't done it yet.
>>16925875
>these greentext skills
>>16931033
Op sounds as weird as the girl actually. I couldn't help but laugh when he kept talking about the bear reacting. Come on.
>>16923542
>not having a threesome in that situation
betafag detected
>>16931033
This was like reading a fine book, thanks for posting this.
>>16931033
I am so hard right now it feels like I'll never be flaccid again.
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>>16932736
Fix your file names. These are out of order.
>>16923646
Nope
>>16925876
kek, same here
>>16931033
Well, now that was a waste of time. I was expecting some spoopy twist, but at the end it was just an attention whoring special snowflake.
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>>16932736
Can confirm that Australia is a spooky as fuck place, other than the cities the rest of the country is unbelievably sparsely populated, nothing in this world creepier than driving down a road at night and knowing that if you break down there isn't a single person for hundreds of kilometers in any direction that could help you if spooky skeletons decide to come out of the darkness and rape your face
>>16923847
can someone explain it to me i really didnt understand
found it very interesting thought
>>16929825
this is my favorite one, even if all of these are fake it just written so creepily
>>16929825
was there anymore after that, it just seems to cut off
>>16933184
Vodka
>>16931033
fucking blueballed.
>>16923796
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>>16927281
I don't care if he's a cheap wish fulfilment character, I want Bill to be real
>>16931033
oh anon why? I know you just wanted to touch the boob but holy fuck you don't stick your dick in crazy.
also how the fuck do you accidentally kill TWO chicks, but it wasn't interesting?
also also my peepee got hard
>>16931818
>Op sounds as weird as the girl
well, duh.
its from /r9k/, where lonely socially awkward individuals go to call everyone else "normies", moan about not having a girlfriend and complain about their slow metabolisms.
As far as im concerned, all it does is perpetuate a victimized mindset and they would all do much better to try to improve themselves.
>>16923907
yo this has the exact same creature as in the story with Bill. is this based on some kind of legend, are the greentext writers copying each other or is this legit?
>>16933791
I know you're probably kidding, but in case you're not they're just skinwalker stories. Practically every one of them is the same with very few interesting variations. It's just different characters in the same situation. They're usually long, but the shorter ones seem to turn out more creative than the longer ones.
If a story is long and it starts to become obvious it's a skinwalker story, you can safely stop reading.
>>16931033
She sounds so hot.
>>16932727
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Ua8JIXCh9w
>>16933791
Skinwalkers mayne.
>>16929083
It's you
>>16922745
Looks more like a rabbit than a pig.
>>16923776
Noice pasta.
>>16925698
HOLY SHIT DUDE WTF
>>16926428
skooped
>copper smell
perfect cue to drop a story before you get too far in. So glad skinwalkerfags blow their load so early and include it in the first few lines of every one of their shitty stories.
>>16937508
kek
>>16931033
>tfw no Baby gf
>>16923643
>Do this for rest of the day until it's late at night and I can no longer suppress hunger
then
>Luckily I was weird and had "emergency supplies" of food in my room
>>16923551
jesus
>>16923643
>charging a ghost with a bayonet
like a true kommando
>>16923776
whoah
>>16923520
>That ending
Is this the kid who wrote the mcdonalds building pasta?
>>16922745
I got yah senpai
Goat man skin walker ones creep me out
>>16924038
Because it's all made up.
>>16923643
The ghost was trying to get him to face his fears and show some bravery.
>>16927131
I read all of Pannoowau's lines in John Redcorn's voice
>>16931033
No ones gonna say anything about the fact that the bear sighed, laughed, gasped and moved?
>>16938698
lol
>>16938745
Great twist at the end there.
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>>16930169
toppest of keks
>>16939525
I remember reading this in a book that belong to a series about paranormal shieet and I'm glad you /x/enas are reading it too, kudos
You guys wanna hear what happened when me and my friends went camping about a month back?
>>16940405
yes anon
>>16925698
2spooby
>>16934853
that's some spooky shit
>>16940447
Sorry I took so long, I forgot I posted that yesterday. Just bumping right now before I type it out.
>>16942491
>friends decide they wanna go camp some place nearby us
>place is literally just creepy as fuck
>say fuck it and go with them
>friends that went are Paul, one of my best friends
>Nick, Paul's older brother who I'm also great friends with
>Austin, our friendly skeleton
>and Mitch, who's a military obsessed kid, and friends with Nick.
>We pack all our shit and spend the night at Nick's the night before
>Next day we head out around nine in the morning to get there
>This place is a maze of trails, so we spend some time trying to find the perfect spot
>We find it eventually
>We set up the massive fucking tent in maybe 15 minutes
>We spend the day exploring and otherwise just fucking around
>Mitch decides he wants to take a walk down the dirt road
>Comes back less than a minute later
>Tells us he heard his name called from just inside the woods on the opposite side of the road by what sounded like a woman
>Austin hears a woman talk a little while later too, but shrugs it off.
Gonna continue this. Hang on.
>>16942533
>Around dusk we decide it's time to start a fire and get cooking
>Nobody brought wood, or plates, or forks
>Nick and Austin take Austin's car to go get that shit
>Nothing eventful happens during the time they're gone
>Just a slowly dwindling fire
>I duct taped a knife to the end of a huge stick to make myself a spear earlier, so I'm not worried about animals
>The woods seem very peaceful, I'm calm, Paul and Mitch are calm.
>While it's on my mind I should mention that Mitch did not forget to bring army gear. Full battle dress, helmet included. He also brought an airsoft M-4 with a fantastic flashlight. In his truck he has a 12-Gauge in case SHTF.
>He occasionally turns on the light to sweep our surroundings and make sure nothing's hiding.
>Now, as I mentioned before. This place is a maze of trails. And one trail leads to a one lane path that crosses water. It's all trail, except for one tiny bridge. This bridge is literally known for having car batteries stop working on it.
>Guess where Nick and Austin accidentally turned.
To be continued immediately.
>>16942550
>Austin and Nick return finally
>Tell us where they went
>They describe it as having been pitch black on the sides of the car. Darkness so thick that the light helped them see a mere 5 feet in front of the car
>I'm in the midst of thinking about how that's kind of spooky
>Suddenly I feel it
>You know the feeling you get when you know you're being watched? I get that. Now, you know the feeling you get when you know you're in somebody else's territory? That instinctive feeling that you'd best back out of whatever location you're currently in. That was the other feeling I got.
>Have my spear ready.
>Nick feels it too.
>Austin and Mitch are oblivious, and go ahead to start cooking.
>After a few minutes, the feeling goes away.
>After another few minutes, the feeling comes back.
>Does this occasionally throughout the night.
>I determine that whatever's out there is doing one of two things. Either it's making rounds throughout the entire area, or it recognizes that we pose a threat as well.
>Suddenly, the feeling returns. Stronger than before.
>Me and Nick both hear the same fucking thing from the same part of the woods at the same time.
>We hear a woman's voice humming/singing.
>Nothing we recognized, just an eerie tune.
>Nick looks at me and whispers "Tell me you just fucking heard that.
>I nod without taking taking my eyes off the bushes it came from.
>Now, Nick's religious but I never have been.
>That doesn't stop me from praying at the same time he does.
>Nothing pops out to attack, and the feeling goes away.
I'll finish this next post I think.
>>16942589
>The feeling continues to go away and come back.
>Paul is with us in our attempting to guard the camp now. Mitch doesn't care and keeps cooking, and Austin thinks we're just spooking ourselves.
>Nick and I are strongly suggesting that we just leave, but they don't want to pack up the tent in the dark.
>We eat and occasionally stand guard whenever the feeling comes back. >Finally, some country hicks come by to have a party a little ways away from us in the trails.
>Don't feel like we're being watched anymore, which is the only reason I spend the night.
>Everything's fine, except we wake up at 2 in the morning to hillbillies firing shotguns into the woods near us while they spotlight deer.
>We obviously stay on the ground until they go away.
>Next morning, we wake up and immediately pack to leave.
>We leave in one piece, and never look back.
The end.
Sorry it isn't as intense as most /x/ stories, but I swear on my life that it's 100% real.
>>16942605
still pretty spooky
>>16942625
Being there was so much spookier. I think what I felt is best described as horror. True horror.
>>16923847
The fuck is this garbage.
It makes ZERO sense.
>>16938745
top fucking kek
Tales from Habboanon and friends
>>16938745
Glorious!!!
![centaur[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/v0q4r3i.png "centaur[1].png")
>>16939523
>anon gets attacked by a centaur
>>16930912
When the little dog ran through the hall i laughed so hard
Which of these have to do with magic/witches/shamans and stuff like that? I just wanna read those storys
>>16943950
None really.
>>16922693
Bump
>>16923551
>don't walk near that area guis
>doesn't say what city, or where specifically
fake
>>16943880
"remembered what /x/ says when you're in this situation"
"tore off clothes"
"masturbated"
fucking kek'd
>>16923985
Satyr
>>16943807
anon downloads centaur picture twice
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>>16923648
Why are there two versions of this?
>>16923520
What a shit read. Never post this again.
>>16926428
Corpse Party to the T...
>>16922745
That shit is scary because it actually happens. I remember this one serial killer that climbed through this girls window and hid in her closet until she went to bed then stabbed her to death.
>>16922693
This one is pretty spooky guys iam not sure if your ready.
>>16945508
Fuck wrong image sorry
>>16923554
mexico was safer under spain
my parents dont even visit anymore because of this
>>16931750
He's a skinwalker aping human greentexting. That's how you tell them apart.
>>16945514
>tfw you'll never be this alpha
>>16942924
>eastern europeans
>capable of making sense
>>16923643
>Affix bayonets!
>mfw
>>16944033
>I don't walk at night here anymore.
>I
>>16945514
I want lifting buddy to fuck my ass
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>>16923646
I've seen the original picture, it's some sort of a wax figure, not really as creepy as OP's one (it's slightly photoshopped I guess)
>>16931033
Not trying to be an edgelord, but that girl is hitting all of my buttons.
I'd fug/marry the psychopathic loli/10
>>16942605
If there's one thing I've learned in my life of adventuring in the wilderness it's that no matter how spooky the spookster is, not matter the circumstance, no matter the place, they will not fuck with drunk hillbillies. Drunk hillbillies are you FUCKING saviour man I'll tell you that once I'll tell you that a thousand FUCKING times man.
>>16945508
I really needed this laugh.
I've been looking for a story that i read here probably years ago. Havent seen it since.
It was a screenshot from some other site, maybe something awful, not sure.
The story was not necessarily paranormal, but pretty creepy nonetheless.
It was about a dude telling his experience living with a bizarre roommate. From what i recall the roommate was violent, a thief, and a slob. The guy telling the story eventually sealed off his room, and lived in that exclusively, letting the weird roommate take over the rest of the house.
When he finally ventures over to the roommates side, he finds it completely trashed with human shit everywhere, mold growing on everything, and tons of other disturbing shit.
The thing i remember most is the so called "shit lasagna" that he had made in the bathtub.
If anyone has that story, it would be much appreciated.
>>16943880
Fucking hell
Sides have just completed orbit of galactic core
>>16944033
He says they caught the guys with evidence of what they had done, you think they would be around to make that area that he says is normally chill, remotely dangerous?
>Being this fucking retarded
>>16946432
>shit lasagna
http://www.wyseguys.com/blag/shitty-roommate/meet-jed/
Your Welcome
>>16943880
Hate to tell you that you screenshot someone passing off an old greentext as their own.
does someone have that story about the dude that was in a secret military operation and he went in a town where people were eating each other or some shit?
![41M7NLK2iJL._SY344_BO1,204,203,200_[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Y0cRrLo.jpg "41M7NLK2iJL._SY344_BO1,204,203,200_[1].jpg")
>>16944386
anon doesn't know you can upload pictures from other websites instead of from your hdd
>>16946507
thanks mate
>>16930169
ayy lmao
>>16946420
Yes but drunk hillbillies are more likely to shoot your ass, whether on accident or on purpose.
>>16947389
Why do you think spooksters dontr fuck with them?
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>>16939486
did Blue ever come back to finish his stories? I was only there for his last two threads. I checked as often as I could for any new threads but never saw anything :(
that's my favorite OC since like 2009
>>16927413
Always loved this one. I would love to join him in going back there.
Have some OC I guess
>be me, ninth grade retreat
>our bus of about 60 niglets gets hauled out to the boonies of MD
>camp is nice, though it's gloomy as hell
>all is well until we're setting up our bunks
>I'm in a room with three of my friends and I immediately notice some issues with the room
>there's a door leading outside in the middle of the room, that we find out pretty quick is not locked, apparently the front door is never locked either
>we don't have a key to lock it
>top it all off the beds are covered in old messages from old visitors
>I lay on my bed for a minute to make sure I'm comfy
Then I see it
>Right where my head is there's a message in scratchy letters saying "BEWARE OF WHITE GHOST IN WOODS"
>commence wat.jpg
>>16947578
I chalked it up to some kid trying to be funny
>The night wasn't weird, was just a bit paranoid about the door
Everything was calm til noon the next day
>some random guy busted in to our cabin and asked if there were any girls there
>whatthefuckdoyouthinkrandomasshat.png
>"This is the girls cabin sir" in an effort to not offend the random woods nigg
>He just says ok and leaves, doesn't even apologize for barging in
I guess this is a good time to mention the retreat was only the weekend. We got there on Friday and wouldn't be there Sunday night so we were planning to make the most of Saturday night. Sleep was not planned.
>>16947389
True that. Drunk hillbilly here.
>>16947604
>so its like 1:30 at night and we're all just fucking around
>gossip, games, a proposed yet not conducted twerking competition, the regular stuff
>one girl suggests telling ghosts stories, most join but two go upstairs to get their phones
All fun aside most of us are a little freaked out about earlier that day.
>I ask why a few are scared, they knew nothing of the guy
>turns out part of the wood on the balcony was dead, one girl stepped on it and almost fell through
The balcony was pretty high up, not she would've died high but still, bones would've been broken.
Anyway back to the main plot
>concern is abound but no one is trying to dampen the mood so ghost stories ensue
>halfway through the story of La llorona, the two girls come back frantic and cursing up a storm
>they say they saw some white thing that looked like a person walking weirdly across the balcony
>remember the bunk message
>nope.jpg
>>16923985
It could have been this guy.
>>16947661
>not she would've died high but still
We're actually a lot more fragile than people seem to think. A ten foot drop from the right angle could potentially kill your ass.
>>16947661
This should be the last part
>everyone thinks they're just missing with us
>along the way they swear its real and everyone freaks out
>everyone goes upstairs to investigate anyway
>flawlesslogic.jpg
>while everyone is in the balcony room three other girls who must have wandered off from the group come stampeding back
>they were in they're rooms and saw the thing too
>wegondie.jpg
>some people try to rationalize
>maybe it was the guy back to attack us
Which is not comforting at all
>some other people just say it was a plastic bag
Albeit the least unsettling option, it was the stupidest though
>no one wants to separate or go to sleep because fear
>the most smartest of everyone managed to calm everyone down
Even through all this we never woke our teachers up to help us
>after about twenty minutes, everyone either went to bed or stayed up and got loud
>After one of our teachers waking up because of the noise at about 2 and yelling at everyone to really quiet the place down
The next morning everyone acted like it didn't happen and we just left. To this day no one talks about it.
>>16947725
woops, meant to say smartest
>>16945616
how old are your grandparents? spain hasn't ruled mexico for over 200 years.
>>16932723
Holy fuck does anyone have the continuation of this? Please I want to know more.
>>16931033
>tfw no weirdo psycho gf
>>16938738
Obvious fake story, brah. I knew it at "Baby".
>>16931033
11/10 but (if story is true) OP is such a coward
Even if she did show me hanging bodies in the decrepit farmhouse, I would've railed her then and there.
>>16923985
there was a story, not too long ago, posted in a thread named the Deer man
can't know if its a samefagging but still interesting
>>16931033
Was there ever a continuation to this?
I must know what happened after they moved in together.
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