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Heaven and Hell


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heaven and hell.

This planet is hell or mispronounced heel. Heels are pieces of shit which is most of humanity

Heaven is mispronounced heavin which is slang for heaving or puking.

So going to heaven (puking) is what you experience when you're a good person and you finally realize you've been ruined with the most revolting species of the worst reality ever.
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Creator of the universe... If you can read this can you do me a favor? Create a reality just for me where I won't have to see anything that would remind me of this species and planet. Make me immortal there with no need to eat, piss or shit. Then a limitless supply of pens and paper and a super computer with various creation type software so I can make my own entertainment and an artificial intelligence so I have someone to talk to.
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>>17929523
But give me the ability to hybernate or will myself to die when I get bored...
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>>17929499
And that no truly desirable being would ever want you because you'd only just remind them of what filth this species truly is.
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>>17929499
Life sucks enough already, so why drag us down further with your autism?
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>>17929564
I'm not an anchor :-( I'm only trying to find like minded people who can help me know truths of this place and it's stories then determine what to do.
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>>17929564
I don't like that comment. I look up the definition and it's a childhood condition. Trying to call me a child because I have a form of morality and don't agree with the formula your giving me?
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