A haunting on 4chan
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If there were something in your house (ghost or spirit) what would you do?
book it
try to have sex with it
i'd make a call
>>17921323
Who you gonna call when there's something strange in your neighborhood?
>>17921316
This
Currently I try to ignore it since it isn't both active and malevolent.
>>17921338
you're asking for trouble.
Write about it on /x/ and get called a role player.
I aint scared of no ghost
>>17921297
Masturbate, because I was raised to believe that making myself feel good by busting is the appropriate response to such an occurrence.
>>17921330
George Zimmerman
Try to punch it
>>17921391
Don't forget to dump holy water on yourself beforehand.
>>17921330
Goats butter!
>>17921330
Danny Devito
>>17921330
Melissa McCarthy
Try to have sex with its anus.
>>17921297
Call these guys
I do. It wakes me up every day between 3 and 430 am, most commonly at 330. I'd tell it to fuck off, but I think it's the dark soul that attached itself to me when I was a kid.
>>17921330
someone else
>>17921297
>>17921297
Make it some tea
Same I did first time I had sleep paralysis: try to fist fight it
Nothing. Just keep on shitposting.
Call ghostbusters
>>17921316
this.
any got any proven ritual to summon a qt SUCCubus gf?
or a ghost loli? i guess they need some cuddles and kisses before sleep too.
fuck it
ghost blowjob WOO WOO
>>17921338
That is what you do in case you are 100% sure it's happening and you found no logical explanation, don't give him attention neither feel fear.
Incase it starts getting worse like my case did and start hearing crazy shit on certain rooms of your house and paintings start forming out of nowhere in your living room wall its time to call an exorcist.
>>17923327
Forgot to add that the house i had those experiences in is very old and it was used as the medical clinic of the small town for a while. Some closets of the house have dates written on them i think from previus owners one of the oldest being 1943