you open your door and is greeted by this guy
what do you do?
>>17920996
Call him a edgelord black metal faggot, and slam the door in his face. This also works well against Mormons, and ex-girlfriends.
>>17920996
Let him rape me with his big thick throbbing demon cock~
>>17921099
uh... gay
Invite him in for tea of course.
It'd be rude not to.
>>17921110
lol gay
>>17921107
I'll say no homo first, it's okay.
Give him a bath because Hell smells like sulfur and sulfur smells like farts. Then we take a trip to Petco for food and supplies. He'll be allowed to get 3 chew/squeeky toys of his choosing.
>>17921114
Maybe he just wants to cuddle a little bit.
>>17920996
Hug him. He looks a bit sad. A bit battered too.
>>17921099
Then this.
>>17920996
I'd greet him in the name of Satan.
Blow him
Yet Michael the Archangel, when contending with the devill, he disputed about the body of Moses, durst not bring against him a railing accusation, but said, The Lord rebuke thee.
>>17920996
make a deal for a million bucks
Go quietly.
>>17920996
i'd let him in
i'm not gonna fuck around with that guy
>>17920996
Sell my soul
>>17920996
>get on the floor
>walk the dinosaur
>>17921314
Was waiting for this, honestly.
>>17921314
>>17921320
fuck off you unfunny cunt
>>17920996
"Hello, can i help you? I apologize for my pjs but it's 3am so you know. You shouldn't be out so late young man"
>>17921397
I love you too, anon.
tell him I'm sorry, but I will not be donating to the Hillary campaign today
>>17920996
sup bro. it's about time. been summoning your ass for like a mont' nao. nigga.
>>17921804
>>17921835
>2016
>being a wigger
>>17920996
wake up
>>17920996
Loudly tell him. " You are not welcome in this house of the Lord. My Creator and protector of the Saved has ownership of this household and those of the darkness are not welcome. In the name of Yesuwah And Yaweh I command you To leave Amen!"( but that is just me) You are all welcome to believe in what you want.
>>17920996
Bust out da muhfuckin tea and crumpets.
>>17920996
Hug it.
>>17920996
>you open your door and is greeted by this guy
Who is greeted by this guy? The door?
>>17922070
Fug it.
>>17920996
it's a goat
i'd stroke it's goatee
give teh gooto hugs and kisses and pet it all day X)
stroke his fur, tell him hes cute then have ask if I can have sex with his butt.
Close the door.
i'm already worshipping our lord and savior satan
>>17921190
NO NO FUCK THIS
Well if he has Saint Peter's cross above him then he can't be bad
>>17920996
Sweep the leg.
>>17920996
>implying I ever answer my door
Let em knock
Tell him he came to the wrong neighborhood, and if he doesn't leave I will possess him.
>>17920996
First i open the Door.
Then i open him.
>>17922801
He looks medium sized.
I guess that means he must have medium sized guts.
>>17922407
lol, shit
>>17920996
Give him a smooch ;)
slam door in face, ale bundy style, go back to sitting on couch watching tv, with hand in pants.
>>17922256
Why?
We'd cuddle afterwards it'll be fine.
>>17920996
Would you like a cup of coffee and a cigarette?
I think it would appreciate that.
>>17922166
Luv it.
hopefully hes here to fix my fucking A/C
Tell him he was great in VHS (2?)
>>17923112
>podgy feet
hooves>bird feet>paws>feet
>>17923135
This is a blue board, you should probably delete your post before someone gets butthurt and reports you.
>>17920996
>be me
>finally done with work
>sit on the couch in the living room drinking a beer
>hear a couple of loud knocks at the door
>get up
>open door
>there stands some creature that smells like shit and decay
"onimod ilibon ca omissidinerever"
>the fuck did he just call me
"Go back to China!"
>slam door in his face
Fucking furries man, they are worse than ever.
>>17920996
nothing. it's too late now.
>>17920996
Grab him by the horns and face rape him
>>17923331
x
these days
go back to my room and change music to tame impala
haha. I am liking 4chan very much. haha.
>Suck his demon cock
>Tell him I am his to enslave
>>17921859
You're just assuming he's not an actual nigger. That's erasure, you fucking racist shitlord.
>>17922016
cringe
Say "Black Phillip, go home. You're drunk" then close the door and go back to bed.
"Take me to wtvr the fuck you came from. I'm sure it's better than this shithole"
>>17920996
ole
>Cross of saint peter being a satanic symbol
Go back to listening to your shitty ass goth music
I'd beat the fuck out of it. No evil spirit can contend with me. Not even lucifer himself. Compared to me, getting his ass beat by Michael was paradise. Satan would have to get on his knees and pray that I never cross his path. His human followers would get a pass (from me that is). I have no beef with them, they know not what they do.
>>17924658
>implying hat symbols cannot be inverted, changed, altered or adjusted in any way
>implying that context cannot determine the usage of symbols in any manner
>implying that all denominations recognize or even honor apostles and saints
top kek
>>17925255
>implying that symbols have any meaning considering those realities you have pointed out
Lick his skull and stritch his fuzzy neck :3
>>17924658
Backed to cracked dot com newsboy.
>>17925757
>symbols are void of meaning considering those "realities" you have pointed
This conclusion doesn't follow the last three points in any fashion. The first three points is that
>Not all denominations even honor Saints or respect them. To these kind, the inverted crucifix means something entirely different. Many denominations despise the Pope, don't even view him favorably.
This means the utility of the inverted cross doesn't even bring up Peter in any manner for certain groups, hinting at the validation of its inversion being blasphemous.
>Symbols can be altered, adjusted, changed, and inverted
We wouldn't have so many Christians (and people who read wikipedia) sperging out at Satanists using their symbols if this wasn't so. Plus, the cross is a pre-Christian symbol anyways, so pretending that one group holds dominance over said symbols is to remain historically ignorant.
>Context determines symbolic usage
This requires absolutely no explanation.
None of these three end up promulgating that symbols are empty signs we incorporate to signify certain psychological preferences and denote their actual substance as "empty". Nothing post-structural has really been offered as an alternative rebuttal- only informing people who moan on about St. Peter's cross that not all denominations even care about Peter and his cross as a respectful - or even valid- sign and that indeed its usage can be Satanic.
