It's true, I have awoken from the deep slumber of being a Sheeple, look around you, you will see it, the Sheeple exist everywhere, they are waiting to take over the world. I cannot be long as they have sensed my awakening, you must to. Before it is too late
Do they all have sheep growing out of their necks?
>>17918105
Only when you awaken do you notice the horrendous devices placed over our heads to prevent us from seeing the outside world
Chill your shit homie, you're still one with the fleece. Take your time waking up, and remember that there is truly no end destination.
>>17918142
You mean I haven't fully awaken?
Noooooooooooooooo
And i ask you who would listen, why be weak and mindless as the sheep who graze the field? I say this is it truely better to live for slaughter by man or other beast? So to you I say, be as wolves among the sheep. Eat and drink your fill of flesh and blood, allow yourself the pleasures of this world.
My fingers smell like a cigar, but I haven't smoked a cigar.
Am I parnanormal, /x/?
This is the quality of thread I come to /x/ for.
this is the plot to zootopia
>>17918096
I have been a wolf in sheep's clothing from the start
Then why aren't you using the deep web OP? *tips fedora*
>>17918883
Or the plot to A Wild Sheep Chase
>>17918557
Does every woke person have to talk like a Shakespeare book?
Gtfo waking up is the twisting of a lens.
Throughout life you are zooming out to see the bigger picture but as you grow older the picture grows too. Pick a spot and appreciate it because getting woke, in itself, is social suicide.
Yes...Eating meat, war, fucking, and substances are dumb. The constant struggle of power is dumb.
The race war is dumb.
All of it is dumb.
You know what else is dumb?
Proclaiming your level of woke to
an anime message boards paranormal section.
Leave /x/paranoia in its blissful slumber of ay le maos and spoops.
>>17921501
>Eating meat
Faggot anon kekfuck
>>17918096
You are not alone.
>>17921501
Dude what? I was just bullshitting. Don't get your rustles in a Jimmy man
>>17925777
>rustles in a Jimmy
Fuck you and fuck your trips.
>>17918894
>I have been a wolf in sheep's clothing from the start
this leaked video says otherwise
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VYtiyjqx7E
>>17925844
>3meta6me
>>17925777
Did you even see what I did there?
>yells at someone for proclaiming woke
>explains personal level of woke
That's the awakening.
It's a distraction... divide and conquer tactics.
No good options and pick a direction.
Woke republicans one way
Woke democrats another.
Ok I'm done RP'ing
>>17925974
I really didn't. It was like 4am and i only had like 3hours sleep.
>>17921501
>eating meat and fucking is dumb
