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first for hood summoners
>>17899755
>>17900132
I'm going to as again. Should I offer beer to Sitri just because of his rank? Should I offer something as a welcoming gift if the spirit in question is a prince or king?
If in fact I need to offer something, should I pour a glass full of beer inside of the triangle, do the ritual and then leave the beer to evaporate? Of course I'm thinking of doing all of this ON TOP of my part of the deal in the summoning.
>>17900169
why not try offering him a m&m
>>17900169
Sure, pour out the beer. No need to let it evaporate, that would be major dedication since it takes 6hrs+?
Someday someone really new is going to come and ask a serious summoning question.
Some of you guys is gonna tell him to offer him an m&m
And we're gonna begin to start counting casualties
>>17900169
Some goetics have "must have offerings and gifts" written into their entry (Belial is one), but most do not. I don't think Sitri's entry mention it.
I don't think you HAVE TO, but I've been putting out offerings mostly because I'm hoping to establish a bond. I've mostly been approaching this from the mindset of trying to make a friend or have a special experience so I try to approach it as such.
Most posters are advocating leaving the food out until it's on the edge of decay, but I live in a shitty apartment with roach issues and I'd rather face hellfire than a roach climbing on me at night, so I just put it in a ziplock bag overnight and toss it out the next day. If you use liquid, I think it would be better to pour it out outside.
>>17900189
Because I'm thinking of summoning Sitri tonight, I would pour a glass of beer and do the ritual and then I will leave the beer outside or even drink it.
I'm saying this because someone commented that prince/kings (?) like to have offereings as a welcoming gift.
so far ive
>sold my family to orobas for gum
>gave Gusion an m&m for something private I ain't going to disclose
>evoked /pol's god KEK
I think I'm going to gib Baal some McDonalds, would he like this?
>>17900132
nice necklace AMS where'd you get them?
>>17900195
Yo, he's our god.
>>17900212
Praise be his memes
>>17900215
Truly.
>>17900219
>>/mlp/
>>17900222
Checked the trips, leaving the board.
Praise kek!
>>17900227
bye
>>17900215
We Love you KEK!
>>17900215
We love you KEK!
I'm going to link to this question
>>17900064
In case this guy is in the new thread
>>17899417
but i'd appreciate any good sources on the historical worship and mythos of seshat, thanks
>>17900304
>Christianity
>utter extinction of scientific invention
when will these memes end?
Guys i did the owl thing or whatever. >>17898012
Carved AC on a chicken bone, threw it near a tree, smoked a cig and then left.
>>17900435
I think they were just teasing you, anon?
Bois, I'm a novice faggot. I need some advice for a first retarted ritual
>>17900446
Please see
>>17899870
>>17900442
Still it was fun doing it, i randomly opened the thread and just got up and done it.
Felt like something was guiding me.
>>17900451
Thx senpai
genuine question.
how would a sex related demon react to me offering a condom to him/her?
>>17900479
don't worry dude, when Sitri get's fat ass you don't need to worry about a condom
>>17900493
>get's
fuckkkk
So, uh, what's bound to happen if I break the circle in the middle of things?
>>17900515
Possession probably.
>>17900519
fug
Do I get to uncontrollably slaughter my family ?
>>17900520
you didn't command it to stay in the triangle? ho boy
>>17900520
no but you can sell them for gum
>>17900523
it's a hypothetical question you dip
>>17900523
>>17900515
>anon reporting live from inside the closet while an angry swarm of locusts ravages the living room
Well, what about protection? There's no mention of repelling gay retards if something goes wrong in the sticky
>>17900536
Also, I don't have chalk. What's second best?
>>17900536
Sugar. If you get hungry you can eat a chunk of your circle. Goes down easily with the subsequent possesion.
>>17900556
That's actually kinda cool. But, won't I be leaving little gaps inbetween the individual bits?
>>17900566
youre supposed to eat your circle WHILE you are summoning, when you get hungry.
When the spirit breaks into your body and starts a killing spree, at least he will have some sugar on the stomach.
Think of your guests, be nice, come on.
>>17900580
fffFFFUCK
AND HERE I WAS THINKING THIS IS LEGIT
I COULD'VE GOTTEN POSSESED BECAUSE ANON LIKES JOKES
FUUUUCK
>>17900585
when you call him and shit remember these words
>are you there nigga?
>>17900585
>>17900591
You can go ahead and use anon's bronx summoning adaptation.
>>17899870
Alright /x/philes, I've gotten s u p p l i e s. 3 candles, a bar of nice chocolate, sharpies, and matches. What about a wand? What can I actually use?
>>17900606
Stick/branch.
>>17900606
a broom
>>17900585
>>17900556
>people will do ridiculous summoning shit from now on. i.e: using oreos and Doritos as offerings or circle material
/x/, the only people remotely eligible to be blacklisted by demons from summoning them.
im linking this thread to an occult institution
>>17900629
the freemasons? they already know what's up
what would spreading the sigil online do?
>>17900624
>Be demon Prince, commander of 40 legions of demons
>Get summoned. It's weak. He's probably new.
>Appear in front of him in a great spiral of sulfur and brimstone.
>He is wearing a Hello Kitty hoodie and a bright yellow ushanka, eyes wide open.
>He points at me with an unopened can of Pringles and looks at his phone, his voice cracks as he starts reading out loud
<"Uhh, bitch nigga Name of Demon. Hello, whats up, dude? I summoned you here because im a gangsta, fuck you bitch"
>He looks at me, confused.
>"You got that from /x/, didnt you?"
<"W-what?" He quickly looks at his monitor on the other side of the room. Thats /x/ alright. Didnt even bother to change the theme.
>"Look, you cant be summoning demons with a can of-"
<"By the power of Salmon and his celestial court and... uhh... Can you give me a second here? I think im lost" He opens the can of Pringles and starts eating while scrolling through his phone.
>Blow the Ruffles dust that compose the circle and vaporize back to the Other Side
>fuck /x/
>>17900540
Sharpie from pooper
>>17900666
AHHHHH
SATAN TRIPS
Holy fucking shit /x/, I went to get a stick and woke my father up. I went 0-60 in a fucking millisecond, and ended up hiding in a totally dark, tiny guest bathroom whilst thinking about how scary tulpas are. I'm 99% sure he saw my preparations. He barged in on me a second time now, fortunately I've hidden the stuff. He seemed not to have seen anything, though. Honestly, I fucking hate this shit. My own house gets really fucking spooky when I'm occupied with this - I mean, a door to a secluded (creepy) room that's locked from the inside was open. What is thissss
>>17900215
We Love you KEK!
>>17900679
Who's a good suggestion for a first time summoning for artistic inspiration?
What can I offer them?
>>17900666
>666
it's official, you niggas be havin a rep in hell.
Oh,I managed to carve a pentagram into the stick. Well, uh, sun's up, I guess I'm gonna have to wait till nightfall
>>17900698
>I know I want to fuck o r o b a s
>They know I sold my family for gum
>They know I called Duke G u s I o n my niggs
>They know I want to give McDonald's to King Baal
What a time to be alive
I want to summon Orobas. I dont have a printer.
How does this look?
One night, I looked down and I saw a little weenie after I lit a black candle. I screamed when it looked up at me and said "Damn, I want a taco." I then passed out, and when I woke, there was a pentagram carved into my ass.
>>17900756
Nice
Tell him he is good looking
>>17900756
>I wish I had the skills. Chicken scratching in me is strong.
I'm thinking of summoning him, I'm kind of afraid of Bathim and Sitri.
>>17900132
>Oh,I managed to carve a pentagram into the stick. Well, uh, sun's up, I guess I'm gonna have to wait till nightfall
≥There is not a pentagram carved into my stick, but there's one carved into my ass.
By the way, whom would I call upon for good internet?
Very new to this, is reading all the materials linked and included in the sticky note the best start? or is there anywhere else I should know about like a subreddit for this?
>>17900879
The way I started years ago was to meditate every night and contact spirit, getting information that way. I did that for a few years and only when I felt like I knew what I was getting myself into did I summon or speak with anything.
Not trying to scare you but you can get into some serious shit if you aren't fully aware how the spirit can lie to you. Start by summoning something small and ask them things you already know to be true and see how they answer.
Anyone here evoked something besides demons yet?
>>17900990
I "evoked" an angel, not using the method described in the sticky, but it wasn't very successful either, so.
>>17901121
Personally that's why I don't really like to invoke angels. They are kind of assholes when asking them for anything other than maybe knowledge about something. I'll go into specifics if you want.
During a long and enjoyable meditation session of mine I have this "cabin" on one of the planes near a huge waterfall and where its always night. This is my go to place for beginning traveling. Later on while traveling I met a spirit or demon that latched itself onto me, sucking my energy away very slowly. So later that night I invoked Barachiel and asked him how to get rid of the spirit.
bump for interest
How do I summon the succ?
>>17901583
Evoke Lilith but don't fuck it up.
>>17901583
>>17901589
Just remember that (Spoiler Alert) Lilith is basically Satan
>>17900132
Is there a way I can get something "haunting" a friend's basement to stick to me instead?
>>17901593
Wait, what?
>>17900150
Damn nigga you aite
>>17901626
Well not exactly. They're more like partners.
Anyone here fucked around with Enochian? All I ever hear about it is that it's insanely dangerous shit but no details as to why.
>>17901234
go on..
>>17901613
Possibly, but only as a distraction. You don't want to be a distraction; they have...ends.
Figure out what about your friend's basement is attracting it and/or keeping it there, then go from that point forward.
>>17900966
^this doesn't make any sense and sounds like JoS bullshit.
Stick to the book guyz and be safe
>>17901869
Yeah, skip the part that forces the demon to actually do anything other than take the offering and run? Total bullshit.
>>17901869
>>17901950
Also, about circles, if you read this
http://www.philhine.org.uk/writings/sp_goetiarep.html
You can see the spirit requiring a circle.
You dont piss them if you use the circle and the triangle. You piss them if you are disrespectful and waste their time. Also the fact that they dont like the seal of salomon is the proof that they need it.
>>17900132
>Be me
>Summon Chaulder the wish granter
>Request him to make sure one simple ritual works. Offer him blood sacrifice of a Tulpa.
>"Strange. I'll do it but I'm curious about what your trying to do."
>"The creation of a Tulpa."
>"So your giving me a Tulpa and a homunculus to create a Tulpa?"
>"Yup. Trust me its not as retarded as it sounds."
>"Well it's a bit more of the odd area than the normal wizards and summoning me to get girl friends because someone else was busy."
>"It's a pretty complex thing."
>Toss homunculus into fire and order tulpa into it.
>Look at him dead in the eye.
>He seems a bit curious that I didn't go say some ritualistic shit. Not to mention I'm in my gym shorts with a shirt.
>Perform Tulpa creation via chaos magick circle.
>He is focusing his energy on it. I leave to go grab some skittles.
>"Done. Anything else?"
>"Oh yeah, could you bind it to this crystal real quick?"
>"Sure?"
>"Thanks."
>"Done."
>"Alright, thanks for coming. Here"
>Throw him a few skittles.
>"Alright. See you later."
I fucking love demons that are not elitist faggots. Fuck you and your Dukes of hell.
>>17900666
HOLY FUCK
/x/ fucking damned in hell confirmed
>>17901670
>Summon demons w/ Enochian
>Get fucked because thats like trying to summon a black guy by yelling "NIGGER" Over and over.
>Summon angels w/ it
>Angels are enslaved by it to human will and are essentially lesser gods. The more powerful the angel you summon, the more you get fucked after getting the good shit.
>>17902008
More info on the homunculus?
>>17902065
Heres one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzxThtH_5Ys
If you search hard enough you can find the original 15th century text of it's creation with horse wombs and how it can be sacrificed for the purpose of doing soul-deals without giving up soul, and "traveling on the wind to anywhere"
>>17902008
>Chaulder
I never hear of him... Do you mean Chowder? Because if is Chowder you are total bro and the skittles makes sense.
Alright, I'm awake. Going to try and make the circle now, though I'm still really unsure as to who I should summon.
>>17902008
Total roleplay bullshit that doesn't even make sense
>>17902008
Hi.
>>17902008
Man, you shoulda set up a skittle-cam
>>17902086
but think about it this way a soul comes down into a being only to be sold off and killed....still fucked up.
>>17900208
aliexpress for sure
>>17901762
Didn't work and I died.
>>17900187
>be me
>1000+ year old demon
>beta as fuck
>always get fucking m&ms when I get summoned
>its a running fucking joke down here
>finally get summoned
>its some kid
>kid gives me a fucking m&m
>mutilate the kid
>eat the m&m
>post on /x/
>mfw
>>17902008
>I fucking love demons that are not elitist faggots. Fuck you and your Dukes of hell.
Its true but Stolos is rarely an asshole. The ones that are massive assholes are the fallen angels.
>>17902229
The dude who killed all those cops in dallas. Tell him a black guy asks what the fuck. Don't even let him answer, just banish him.
>>17902691
Do tell more. I thought they were all fallen angels
And what would it take offering wise if I wanna ask to live in a permenent land of idealized infinite orgy? Thanks
>>17902696
Not an m&m senpai
>>17902696
Blood is always good, not your own though. Most likely an animal.
>>17902696
why not just sacrafice a nation of souls. then gas em or whatever just be a fucking nazi man they sacraficed jews all the time.
>>17900194
You should never drink or eat offerings. It's considered rude to the spirit. Once they're done feasting (or the ritual is done), throw away the mundane remains of the sacrifice.
If you ate/drank it, it wouldn't be a "sacrifice" now, would it? Many Chaos Magick theorists have studied the phenomenon of offerings and why they work, and the only constant seems to be that the magician lets go of something, "sacrifices" it for the sake of the spirit or ancestor. So especially if you're dealing with Goetic spirts, don't offer something to them and then go and take it for yourself.
>>17902696
Stolos is a fallen angel but hes not that much of a difficult and arrogant dick most of the time. I just mean the ones that are ruled over by princes, presidents and dukes not the actual fallen angels themselves because they almost always try to trick you or lie to you.
>>17902707
You can't sacrifice something you wanted to get rid of anyway.
>>17902721
oh kewl so i can sacrafice 4 chan then.
>>17902722
He said you can't sacrifice something you wanted to get rid of anyway.
>>17902723
i like 4chan.
noo pls dont sarcifge me
I remember reading about this guy doing a summoning for this person that was sick with a pretty serious infection and that he didn't thoroughly clean his work space. He said the spirit did heal the person's infection but transferred it to his dog, which killed the dog. He said that he found his dog's hair in the circle. I kek'd.
>>17900657
See Fotamecus
Hey /sum/. Have you ever tried organizing an online collective summoning of some kind? We should do it sometime and spread a bit of chaos. You know, rule the world from the shadows, etc.
>>17900666
Aw shiet
>satan trips
LMAO
>>17900666
HAHAHAHAHAHA :') )
Priceless.
>>17900756
It looks great anon. Go for it and good luck!
Orobas is cool.
>>17900847
I think you'll find something you can use here:
http://www.chaosmatrix.org/library/rites.php
>>17902749
Heyy, found it! P. Cool desu, though I think I might want to summon the bird guy from ars goetica even more
On a sidenote, why does t b h become desu and f a m becomes senpai?
>>17902762
There are a couple of "bird guys", which one? Stolas? Also the goetiaisfun fag is trying to find out where I live and who I am when he sums. I'm in soutern US punk.
>>17902688
What is your pic related? Looks interesting af
>>17902715
Avoid the BAD demons. Right..
1) Get some blood. Not my blood! An animals or perhaps millions of peoples
2) Don't have m&m's
3) Maybe sacrifice 4chan
4) Don't drink their booze and don't cross over the line unless you wanna divide by zero
4.5) Don't pick the bad angels (demons, sorry)
I swear to god though, if I ever find one you motherfuckers, and not even just a 4channer or something, but if someone lets me know they do this shit on the reg, I'm gonna wanna have them let me watch their own personal little ceremony, I will take them up on that offer surely. If I get to see a demon I think that would be pretty cool
>>17902696
>>17902706
You can use a drop of your blood no problem. It depends on the type of ritual.
But it does sound like you need something of value to you. Prick your finger and drop some blood onto a candle, burn a 50$ bill or something that you consider worthy of what you're asking.
>>17902775
Noo, owls are scary. I meant Camio. I really urgently need to speak pigeon so I can start a turf war with them in my city. Fat fuckers.
>>17902790
>Noo, owls are scary.
Well fuck you.
>>17902783
A drop of my blood it seems would often imply that I'm fucked afterwards. I know the way you put it makes it look more kid friendly but we're talking about summoning demons here
If there were a website where a handful of you were on-call 24/7 taking requests to summon succubi for customers on the spot you'd be very successful, but consider it hasn't been done already... Anyway, yeah I'm just kinda lazy
>>17902814
>A drop of my blood it seems would often imply that I'm fucked afterwards.
I don't understand. Why would it?
somtimes i can't tell down from up.
>>17902818
Well, most people would think it means you're selling your soul. Signing a blood contract with satan. Tons of movies about it
>>17902824
>sell soul
>soul is in hell
>so you don't have to go there
>>17902824
I understand. Well, what you think going into a ritual is actually quite important, so don't do the blood thing.
The most important thing in my opinion is that you go in with the genuine sincere feeling of being giving up something of value in exchange for what you're asking. It doesn't have to be something of material/sentimental value. If you killed an animal for instance, as long as that is "a big deal" for you, it's a valuable sacrifice. You have to feel it genuinely though, no rationalizing allowed. Also it's better go overshoot rather than to fall short.
Can you do summoning in any languange? Do entities understand all languanges? Should i just ask if they understand my words when summoning? Not done any yet.
>>17902836
^ thisss
>>17902834
Can they physically appear in front of you? Like in the book of solomon? Ever happened to you?
I'd really appreciate it if you could describe them
>>17902780
Alright, story time.
>study the occult at a very early age due to my grandmother being a kind of witch
>summon my first goetia at the age of 15
>David, a friend of mine, comes over the night I'm preparing for the ritual
>he is super fucked up on his mom's painkillers and passes out
>take a few of his hairs
>put David's hairs in the circle and summon Paimon
>give my friend up for the ability to read peoples thoughts and emotions
>a year and a half later David, his brother and mother are in a car accident and David is the only survivor, but in severely critical condition
>he dies a few weeks later
>I can seem to sense people's emotions and mind in a small or major way depending on situation
>year later in college
>have a black friend from Chicago and we are pretty cool
>black friend meets this black Jehovah Witness chick
>she seems pretty cool but strange
>after coming around for a while she keeps screaming at me saying dont look at her because my eyes shine weird
>shit starts getting on my nerves after a few months
>decide to summon for the first time in years
>evoke Caassimolar
>ask him to do something about this chick but spare my black friend
>few months ago she while she is leaving college for summer break her and her family is hit by an 18 wheeler who was asleep at the wheel
Fuck, I'm certainly going to hell in a paper hand basket.
>>17902836
>>17902839
You can use any language you want. Use your native language if you're unsure. It's your subconscious what's communicating with the other side. Your ritual is just instructions your conscious mind is giving your subconscious.
This is actually a very interesting subject. If you read up on remote viewing done by the government (dojopsi.info) you will find that their experiments often worked not only when the viewer was given a task, but also when the task was to view what other people was told to view, or even further, when the task was to follow the task someone else was going to be given in the future.
This suggests that you could do a ritual without using any language at all. Intent seems to be what's important, plus a way of declaring it. If you know about sigils, try regarding rituals in ritual magic as an elaborate sigil in the form of a theatrical performance.
Sign language, rituals, drawings, music, postures/gestures... It's all different ways of sigilizing your intent.
Also friendly suggestion, read Liber Kaos and Liber Null in that order (and perhaps The Octavo as well). You can incorporate what you will learn to any belief system you like.
>>17902848
>year later in college
typo, yearS later as in 3 years later
>>17902844
No. If you actually see a demon like in the movies you most certainly are dreaming or hallucinating. If you read a description that suggests otherwise it's either a metaphor/poetic license (very common) or straight up roleplay.
Invocation works by calling the entity within you. That's why it's sometimes done in front of a mirror. You let them take control of you for the duration of the ritual.
Evocation implies they will manifest in the real world (within a candle's flame, or in the smoke, in white noise or audible noise, in synchronicities, other people's actions, random words from a book or a song...). This is why a lot of evocation happens in the dark or in situations where your sensorial input is ambiguous, so that you give a way for the spirit to manifest/communicate. Of course if you are taking hallucinogenic drugs, you may see it in 100% 3D technicolor, but it's not how normal summoning works.
>>17902856
>>17902844
I forgot something about invocation (letting them take control of you). If it doesn't seem to work at first, fake it till you make it. It may sound lame but you'll be surprised. Just let go and follow your instincts/impulses at that moment.
>invoke mars, nothing happens
>start faking being irate and violent
>get carried away
>end up splitting a table in two hammering it with a cane like a monkey
>forget why you invoked him in the first place
>>17902848
>>17902852
Great read. Fucking hilarious but RIP
>>17902856
I think that might have happened to me one time but I was probably hallucinating. I saw all of these crazy visuals and it tried to tell me it was God, and was really angry. I had taken some acid but go figure. Thanks for the explanations
>>17902869
>Fucking hilarious but RIP
It's true unfortunately. Grandmother read my palm last night and said I won't live long.
>>17902848
>Caassimolar
Do you mean spirit 25, Glasya? Also did he wanted something in return for killing? Did her entire family died?
>>17902871
I went to a palm reader once and she said I will live VERY VERY long
>>17902877
I went to a palm reader once and she said my love line was full of intersections, meaning a lot of partners.
Since I broke with my then girlfriend it's been 10 years without sex now.
>>17902880
Well this one had a cadillac painted gold and I only had to pay her 5 dollars
>>17902875
Yes Glasya Labolas. I used goat's blood at the offering and yes her entire family died. She was an only child apparently, but the father and mother both died in the wreck. Wish I could take it all back but that's not possible.
Does your sacrifice have to be proportional to how much you want what you want?
Say someone really loved their girlfriend, but they want to be king of the world. If they sacrifice their girlfriends life will it come true?
>>17902897
It depends. First of all, do you honestly think your losing girlfriend is payment enough? Do you consider it enough at every level of your being, consciously and subconsciously?
I once made an offering for riches, offered a tomato instead of a shot of rum because I didn't have any, and received an oversized cabbage instead of money.
In hindsight I can now tell exactly the moment the thought crossed my mind that a tomato was a lousy offering.
>TFW I keep a bag of m&ms near the altar in case a spirit wants one.
>>17902888
How was his personality? Are those who say that he is sort of psychopathic bloodthirsty serial killer right? (well, reading this story it kind of looks like that.)
>>17902906
Worrisome. Only way to describe it is like an animal who wants food.
>>17902880
>He doesn't realize this is all a load of arbitrary shit
>>17902906
You know what is really sad to me? I was really drunk one night and threw up all over and her and then passed out and she took care of me the entire night. I feel like complete shit now. I'll never sum again.
>>17902912
Eh, your road to hell is probably pretty firm already so you might as well keep going
I want to summon King Baal, I will offer him, some form of food item (Most likely cabbage) in exchange for a hug. My last thingy with Gusion went down good so I see no reason not to summon King Baal for a warm hugging.
>>17902915
That's true and I kind of want something to happen to A.M.S. too because he acts so high and mighty and that sort of pisses me off. [spoiler]Just kidding A.M.S., you fucker[/spoiler]
>>17902912
You'll be all right.
>>17902912
Really if you want it to be even more depressing is that some people think "demons" are just ways of manifesting your mind's desires and that demons are parts of your mind you can awaken you killed them.
>>17902917
can you summon them just to have a nice chat as well?
>>17902930
I tried with gusion but we couldn't decide on a movie, he wanted to watch D-Tier horror movies so I told him to get out
>>17902930
I suppose you can, but it depends on the entity. I once watched an episode of 12 monkeys with Fotamecus. It was fitting, plus Fotamecus is a bro. But I don't know about summoning demonic entities for company...
>>17900132
>Repost from old thread.
Marbasfag here, finally back to answer your question on Marbas's thoughts on circles and whatnot.
To quote what he said as best as I can remember, "Circles are useful but can be insulting, triangles moreso; but if a demon/spirit is known to be hostile they might just be a necessity. The contractual bindings, however, are utterly unnecessary and insulting both. Trust is currency in our world, a demon isn't worth anything if he does not keep his word."
Which I mean, kinda makes sense. If you dont trust an entity enough to at least make a small agreement and carry it out, why the fuck would you invite them to be anywhere near you?
tl;dr:
>Circles
Always for the first summon
>Triangles
Only for tricksters and violent demons who need to be contained
> Contract
Stop that shit, it doesnt get much done besides pissing them off.
>>17902946
>Stop that shit, it doesnt get much done besides pissing them off.
Interesting, in A.M.S's last summoning the demon did say that it was unnecessary. However, he could have just been saying that to get out of doing it.
>>17902946
>The power of ME compels you!
Sup /x/, birdfag here. Innawoods rn for some supplies. Bonus pic
>>17902971
>>17902980
Well, lets think of it like this.
Demons need our attentions to have power, to live, no?
What would happen to a demon if they failed on their end of a deal and the summoner told other summoners that, hey, this dude sucks and doesnt hold his end of the deal?
Thanks right, he'd take a huge hit.
>>17903029
it depends everyone alredy knows that a demon will try to fuck you over if it can usualy but it's more dependant on the demon.
Burnin' ants atm
>>17903053
can you make nonblurry pictures in this board????>>17903016
>>17903053
y tho
>>17903071
I'll try (
Alright, I'm back home. Sun sets in an hour or so, need to think of an offering for bird demon. Anything you guys wanna ask him through me?
>>17903053
Why? Don't do that.
>>17903104
what does he think of humans?
>>17902946
t. Joy of Satan
>>17900215
We Love you KEK!
>>17903109
Ok, sure. How about some other questions, guys? Also, WhAT dO i oFFeR FoR fuCkS SaKE?
>>17903129
Ask him what kind of food he likes and make it for him?
>>17903130
Huh? Inside the circle, or after the departure?
>>17903136
Ask him during the ritual, later prepare the food and burn it over his sigil. That is what I did for Duke Gusion and It pleased him.
Or let him possess you to eat it
>>17903141
Huh. That's cool, okay. Is it alright if I burn the sigil too though? Don't have any fireproof paper. Request for questions still stands btw.
>>17903174
Go ahead if you'd like, also ask him if the holocaust happened
>>17903179
>evokes /pol/ by accident
>>17903186
>implying
>>17900215
We love you KEK
>>17903179
>>17903186
>>17903191
Uh, yes? Someone called?
Can someone recommend me a good song for a money spell? It's not summoning, just a sigil and candle spell.
>>17903206
hail
>>17903216
JESUS WAS ARYAN
OUR LIGHT GODS ARE THE TRUE ONES
JEWS ARE GREY HERM ALIENS
CHRISTIANITY IS YNGLISM TWISTED AND ABUSED BY THE JEWS
HOLOCAUST NEVER HAPPENED
>>17902946
If we don't need triangles for decent demons, does that mean we only need one candle not triple?
>>17903206
sieg h pal
>>17903213
you're probably better off in another thread, everything here is about summoning a demon to help you do things.
>be me
>Feel presence
>Nigga?
>ask him if nigga gusion' is here
>ask himf or a sign
>TV shuts off
oh, hey man
>turn my TV back on
>Put on hunt for red October
>ask him if he's enjoying the film
>nigga says no
>tv clicker starts working on it's own and shit
>it eventually stops at a shit tier horror film
>I say
I'm tired, feel free to leave nigga
Can humans become demons?if so could it be possible to summon hitler or stain?
>>17903327
Stalin
>>17903327
With some demons they can get them niggas to wake from the dead to talk to you, yeah you can become a demon but like nigga why??
>>17903330
Just a summer project,trying to fuse hitler and Stalin together and transfer that soul to trump
>>17903339
Haha, nice meme, cuck.
You should go back to Huffington Post now.
>>17903339
i think that was an episode of GI Joe. they also fused some of the past champs like khan, alex the great, probably hannibal.
good episode.
>>17903343
Nah il stick to fit more bit on a more serious note,can souls be used in a way to create new life?
What demons are there for some homo fun?
>>17903352
I think you need a vessel for it first.
>>17903354
I want to homo with orobas
Seriously dude by "homo fun" do you man get your self a fuccboi or fucc a demon?
>>17903354
there was a guy who apparently fucked sitri iirc
>>17903355
Ever seen being John malkovich? Is that related in anyway?
>>17903354
>What demons are there for some homo fun?
oh my god you sodomites are disgusting
>>17903354
Get a sheep's head,the the body of a bull,and 4 table legs,and a vacuum,stich the head to the body,slide the legs through the gloved legs where the original ones where,and put the vacuum in the body,aim the hose where the arse is and turn it on and let it suck your dick as you take it up the butt
the first nigga and m&m was funny, but now it is getting repetitive. Can we stop roleplaying and talk about evoking and invoking spirits and gods?
Thinking about it, is a good idea to start with the Ars Paulina, get allied with the angels and then go to Ars Goetia?
what role do dragon dildos play in all of this?
i imagine they are a powerful ritual tool.
the dragon dildo must be very pleasing to the spirit in many ways, unlocking vast power for the summoner.
because it is a relatively new tool in the summoner's toolkit a great advantage must go towards the summoner employing the dragon dildo in his or her ritual.
Alright. Inscribed the sigil into some wood, painted it for visibility. Going to bathe a bit later.
>>17903415
pretty
>>17903420
Thanks senpai
>>17903360
>Seriously dude by "homo fun" do you man get your self a fuccboi or fucc a demon?
neither, I want to be fucked by a demon. preferably one between 6 and 9 feet tall and build like a brick shithouse.
Imagine the Hafþór JúlÃus Björnsson with horns and digigrade legs
>>17903435
Talk to sitri then faggot
>>17902578
then learn to fucking read.
Can i just use any incense? Local store only sells Sandalwood
>>17903650
Nobody really gives a fuck about incense. It's gay af, and it's only really there to get you in the right mood.
>>17902775
Why is he trying to figure out where you live?
>>17903718
Pretty much this.
Incense is for you unless it's specifically being given as a burnt offering.
>>17902777
It's Diavolo's Stand, King Crimson from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure Part 5
O-kay, I've made the setup, lit candles, performed a lesser banishing and I'm ready to bathe and put on pic related
>>17903846
good luck man, let us know how it went!
>>17903846
I thought that was the finnish flag
Bout to begin
Posting from magic circle
>>17903894
Who are you summoning, and for what?
>>17903895
Camio, for war with pigeons
Holy shit, /x/. Still in the circle, ritual's over but I'm scared to leave. I think his favorite food is strawberry pie. He "said" to my questions that humans are worthwhile (legit had that single word burnt into my mind), and that the holocaust is NOT real... Get this, I left the circle for a split second juust as I said the first word, but it seems to be fine as I'm not possesed. I redid the chant thrice, and on the third time I felt it. Legiiit. My sight grew dim and I almost fainted. P. Cool experience desu. I wished to understand pigeons in exchange for strawberry pie. Gave him 6 months. Hope I don't wake up in hell tomorrow : ^ )
>>17903899
>doubloons
He blesses you
>>17903940
Dubs saved me lmao
>>17903940
> the Holocaust isn't real
now, I'm no expert, but I think he was just fucking with you.
>>17903940
Holy shit it worked? How did he speak to you?
Also... /po/ was right as always.
>>17903940
>THE HOLOCAUST ISN'T REAL
OKAY THIS IS IT I'M STARTING TO WORSHIP ALL THESE NIGGAS
>>17903946
Well, I just... I felt words. Like, when I closed my eyes it was like they were etched into my eyelids. Funny moment was present too.
>Great Camio, give me any sign at all if the holocaust is real
>deadsilence.ogg
>...really, anything will do
>nope
Kek. Maybe he was fucking around.
HOLY SHIT, TRIPS TOO 888 KHORNE WOWW DAMN.
>BTW, CAN I LEAVE THE CIRCLE NOW
>>17903963
Sounds like it was a success to me, now we wait to see if you actually learn how to understand pigeons.
You guys realize this is all fake and make believe right? There's no way all of you pretending to know what you're talking about have see summoned shit because there's nothing to summon. Saged & reported, /x/ needs to have REAL discussion about REAL paranormal stuff. Make /x/great again.
>>17903977
okay
>>17903977
>believes in spoopy ghosts
>doesn't think there's a possibility of demons
ok senpai
>>17903977
>paranormal stuff
>real and not real
Dude, fuck off. It's a pretty hefty ancient grimoire (ars goetica), it's not like we're trying to summon cthulu with a simon necronomicon. /x/ is all about commonly skepticised stuff and you belong in some cult if you want to limit it to one thing.
>>17903940
>humans are worthwhile
what did it mean by this
>>17903977
>>17904000
>trips
I think I accidentaly got a meme power.
>>17904004
They're useful? He likes them?
No, seriously, if these demons are real show me video proof of one.
>>17904010
I think he meant that they're a worthwhile investment. Like, if you help one out you can get a good return or just have a bunch of fun.
>>17904010
useful like pigs are useful to us?
>>17903940
Now imagine if you take this stuff seriously and work with a real purpose, to where can you reach?
Isn't /pol's KEK just King Baal? If so I owe Baal eternal worship
fuck
>>17904016
>If [paranormal shit] is real just show me video proof of it
1- >>>/x/catalog
2-Repeat to yourself the question for whatever thread you see.
3- Realize that paranormal = no actual, tangible, 100% legit proof
4- >>>/out/
>>17904016
Why not just try the method described in the sticky?
I'll let you in on some wizard secrets, though, we only tell people to use the circle and hexagram because it's fun to have one over on the newbies. Make sure you get your whole head inside the triangle!
>>17904100
Dubs of truth.
If youre not sure on what you should offer him, an m&m (only one. you dont want to imply your spirit needs more, it would be disrespectful) or a pat in the back should do the trick for normal requests.
>be me
>just learned about this
>around time the first /sum/ was made
>reading about pol's god KEK
>realize he is Baal, the demon king of Hell
>decide to do a ritual asking kek for, I quote
"A violent massive racewar, resulting in total exspulsion of all blacks from the continential United States"
>and
"A massive world war resulting ISIS being smashed by a Putin-Trump alliance
>fast forward
>radical blacks wanting to leave America
>other radical blacks are advocating for open race war
>Trump rising
>ISIS keeps poking the Russian bear
http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2016/07/10/exclusive-new-black-panther-leader-country-within/
