I've been thinking quite a bit about the many occurrences that cause death, and I'm curious to know what people think about the concept of it.
>>17890569
Electrocution
>>17890569
I'd probably choose to explode like that guy in the diving bell. No time to even contemplate anything, just KABOOM.
>>17890569
It'd probably be best if you never saw it coming,or had time to register what's happening before you die.
>>17890569
A brutal fight to the death, I'm not going down easy.
>>17890614
opiate/benzo overdose
bleed out
die in sleep
blaze of glory
>>17890569
By having too much sex, or sacrificing myself in an epic way
>>17890569
I want to be thrown into a black hole. I'd be the first human to be killed by one.
I want pic related to sit on my face. Il take suffocation by ass as my death of choice.
Lethal injection while at the peak of a shroom trip.
Becoming skilled enough with meditation to stop own heartbeat like monks do. Only I wouldn't start it back up. Of course I'd want this after living a nice long life.
>>17890695
That might be difficult to explain to your family and friends
>>17890722
"Here lies (name), who died of ass suffocation"
>>17890569
either in a battle or fight with somebody or somebodys. A war worth fighting in, getting into an all out shootout/fist fight/knife fight/penis fight with a serial killer, kidnapper, corrupt government officials in the middle of a conspiracy
or
sitting in a lawn chair, in my PJs, wrapped in a blanket on the porch of my cabin that ill build one day that over looks a spot of Forrest on a hill. Preferably right as the sun rise or as it sets, in the fall
>>17890569
Either instant decapitation or firing squad.
>>17890569
Opiate overdose. All the way. The most pleasurable, least painful way to go.
i want to freeze to death. i want to walk out into the tundra alone one night and die like that. i don't want anyone to ever find my body, i want to rest with the earth.
>>17890569
Being eaten by sharks duh
czar bomb point blank
>>17890569
Getting hit with a shell from an artillery piece.
I've already got this shit planned out.
>I be an astronaut on a spacecraft bound for Jupiter
>me and a guy hanging out
>before we reach planet, the on-board computer shits the bed
>"we gotta kill it"
>comptuer says we got an issue
>guy leaves ship to fix "problem"
>computer apeshit and tries to kill him
>go save guy
>comptuer stops me from entering ship
>I manually dick-tear into the shuttle
>shut down computer
>find out our mission is a lie
>reach Jupiter to find a big ass rock
>go to rock and get unfolded through dimensions of time and space
>get reborn as star child
>eventually die of natural causes
Decapitation.
>>17890569
Instantly, painlessly, hopefully while I sleep, after managing to get my name in the annals of history for all the right reasons.
In outer space. I want to see something beautiful before I die.
>>17890569
In my sleep or in a completely painless way. A passing to nothing or whatever is in the next world. I hope that for everyone who wants that as well.
>>17892672
Thanks, anon. Hope it for you too.
>>17890569
Something fast and not painful. Dying peacefully in my sleep would be the best way to do it, I guess.
I got this, preparing since I was 7
>need to sneeze
>hold in sneeze by closing nose
>blow up enough brain cells to cause aneurysm
>dead
Eaten by a pack of rabid Chinchilla's fuck those fluffy bitchs iv been making coats outta em for years might as well get whats coming
>>17891073
Shit, it's hard trying not to laugh with a mouthful of water. Thanks guys.
A lot of people here keep talking about the whole wanting to "die peacefully in my sleep" thing, and that used to be what I wanted, but not anymore. I wouldn't want to suffer and linger horribly, but I actually want to know when my death is coming so I can have time to prepare for it. Think about it, if you died suddenly tomorrow, how would that impact your family and friends? People you haven't seen in a long time, or maybe weren't on the best of terms with? What about your physical possessions? Will you have relatives fighting over your shit because you left no will? Would it all just be thrown out? Will they discover all the catgirl futa tentacle porn on your computer because you didn't hide it well enough and realize what a sick fuck you were? What kind of funeral service will they hold for you?
Questions like these are why I'd like to know when I'm on my way out the door so I can settle all my business, say goodbye to my loved ones, and burn all the evidence before I die.
>>17893023
That's where living every day like it's your last one comes in.
>>17893029
Yeah yeah, I'm familiar with that old saying, but let's be honest, who can actually do this for every single day of their lives? You'd never get anything done if you were busy trying to live life to the fullest.
Beheaded for believing in Jesus Christ.
>>17890569
I've thought about it for a while, and it would be to wrestle an octopus to death, to die of wounds sustained in the fight shortly thereafter. It would be in shallow water, with at least two witness.
>>17890569
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsNjas1Ne2w
i want to die a hero
>>17893735
this.
>>17890569
Any combat death where I fight back.
>>17893944
This 100%. I wanna go out in a gun fight with a criminal and take them out with me
>>17890569
DO it myself. Control the timing. But my Mom is still alive, so a I can't hurt her likethat, she doesn't deserve it. When she is gone though i'll make it for sure.
>>17890569
Commanding a vessel at ramming speed into the flagship of an invading enemy.
>>17892609
Just look in the mirror. :-)
>>17893735
Fuck I love that game. Music is so feelsy. Also this a thousand times.
>>17890569
Two successive bullets to the head and then eaten by wolves or a killer whale or something. I always found it senseless that bodies are burned or buried. Why not allow them to return to nature?
Public hanging for witchcraft or something of the like.
I want to drown til I finally give up and then sink looking at green water of the lake til my lungs break and I finally feel death coming then rest there being pecked and slowly eaten by terrifying lake creatures.
>>17895524
Largely bodies were buried or burned out of respect and/or religion. Besides mass feeding of cadavers to animals who are natural predators are detrimental to ecosystems as a whole. It makes far more sense to bury bodies.
>>17890569
Heat death of the universe
>>17895592
That sounds slow and cold. Why?
>>17893739
You got xbone?
Plane crash
Impaled in the head by girder
Fall from height
>>17893184
It's amazing how cheesy/cliche that is. I almost want to retract >>17892525
I would like to die by age, that way all my relatives could see it coming and prepare in a way, like, trying to figure out life without me, and since i should be an old man, all of my sons might be independent and no longer need daddy.
>>17896518
We own it. Its in Revelation.
>>17890569
dmt and being sedated a few minutes in, then letting the doctors leave my room and detonate the entire room in a fiery blaze
>>17890633
Good ways to go out. I salute you sir
>>17896664
Memoirs aren't a valid source of property tracking.
>>17895590
Fair enough, it would never work en masse. Besides, you don't want to be feeding predators people too much otherwise, aside from what you've brought up, who knows; they might start getting more aggressive with the living. For me though, it sounds better than cremation or burial: trying to remove the body from the cycle. I don't like the thought.
>>17897757
Become part of a coral reef.
>>17890569
Peacefully in my sleep like my uncle, not screaming wildly in panic like the passengers in his car
>>17891073
You mean "died of ass-phyxiation "
>>17899248
You cheeky bastard.
Death by Snu Snu
>>17896841
Tell Daniel that. Who gained an entire country from a memoir.
Die from having balls kicked by at least a 100 pornstar tier women,
death via surprise vaporisation
>>17890569
lighting myself on fire then touching a power line while masturbating
decapitation with my own axe
Old age, with my wife holding my hand.
>>17900504
Do you start whacking it before or after setting yourself on fire?
Heroin OD
Nembutal
During surgery
Not afraid of death but terrified of the moments that precreed it.
>>17900728
Before.
The whole "being on fire" thing is a definite boner kill. Light up once climax hits for maximum effect, then jog to da powah line.
I would like my end to come at the hands of the physical manifestation of death, locked in mortal combat until one falls
ww3 frontline massive internal bleeding
>>17890569
As cliche as it seems, if I want to die, I want to die fighting for what I believe in. Namely, my fellow man.
Whether that be dying at the age of 99 after a long life of volunteer work and selflessness, or dying in a fight to protect the weak and the innocent, or even just dying for a cause greater than myself.
I just don't want my death to be pointless, you know? I mean, even after all that is said and done, I still want somebody to come and take my organs for transplant, you know? I just don't want the last day on this planet to be a total waste of a human life.
I'd like to be able to sacrifice myself so that others could live. Something like sealing a blast door from the inside or whatever. That, or seppuku. I've wanted to know what that would feel like for a while. I doubt I'd get more than one cut, but if I could manage all three that would be a grorious death.
>>17899268
Nobody questioned who owned the country. There would have been no dispute about the true owner if it hadn't had a known owner. The memoir was not the unique source of that information.
>>17900844
>That, or seppuku. I've wanted to know what that would feel like for a while. I doubt I'd get more than one cut, but if I could manage all three that would be a grorious death.
You weeb. I doubt any gaijin have what it takes to even attempt seppuku.
>>17890569
>choosing to die
Fuck. That. Noise. If I was asked to choose how I die, I wouldn't answer. I'd rather sit there for the rest of time. I've said it before, and I'll say it again: I am not going to die.
>>17902452
Good luck with that, sperg.
>>17891118
This sounds pretty good
>>17899248
Total bro
LSD overdose.
>>17890569
Much like the way they described it on Harry Potter when the guy with the invisibility cloak died.
"He welcomed death like an old friend"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClQcUyhoxTg
waiting room music while you decide.
this would be cool.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_tKzLdC7nY
but it will be choking on a cinnamon bun at age 50 in Walmart parking lot.
>>17899248
ass-fixiation
Old age XD
>>17892519
you have a beautiful mind
>>17890569
I'd like to have my heart give out at the moment of orgasm, that's one lay that chick will never forget!
>>17890569
In my bed at 90 drunk as shit while a 20 year old bitch rides me dry.
>>17892519
That's the plot to 2001 a space odyssey,
>>17890579
At a decently old age, but not so old I might have to depend on the next generation. I'd like it to come too fast to do comprehend it, but I'd still prefer it be natural. Better yet if it happened in my sleep the night after a really good day.
>>17905262
didn't mean to reply, ignore that
>>17890569
Engulfed by an expanding red giant sun.
Because I've lived a long-ass time.
falling to your death, idk
>>17890569
Puppy avalanche.
>>17905623
Not such a bad way to go.
If I could go back in time I would die fighting with the Waffen SS the last true defenders of Europe.
>>17890633
You wouldn't feel anything in that sort of overdose? I mean you would stop breathing.
>>17895620
Because I get to see all the cool shit that happens between now and the end of the universe. Plus at that point, who knows, I might be able to put myself in a robot body and feel no pain as I die.
>>17909030
Disusting.
>Not going back in time to die with honor, defending our glorious Motherland from the fascist invaders.
>>17909097
Do you think you'll experience less pain by having your soul ripped from a digital cortex or will it be a calmer experience if you use the pre-installed death mode of the biological brain?
>>17909030
this
>>17909112
>pre-installed death mode
This amused me.
>>17890569
Causing world peace and securing a safe existence for humanity (and all our descendants) until the heat death of the universe.
Choosing how you die is basically just a genie wish that costs your life.
Something quick and painless.
>>17909221
That's a bullshit answer and you know it. The question wasn't "what do you want the outcome of your death to be", it was "what do you want the cause of your death to be".
Suicide by whatever so I can become op's pic related.
>>17890569
Spontaneous human combustion...
... in front of a kindergarten, witnessed by all.
>>17890569
i achieve powers beyond that of the gods and die in an epic battle vs some evil entity trying to destroy the earth.
>>17909984
cont.
i die attempting to do the exact opposite, i try to destroy the earth and die defeating someone else.
>>17890569
A quiet death in my sleep.
cardiac arrest induced by cocaine and a bunch of whores making me cum for the 5th time ina row.
ideally around 50
Too many orgasms.
>>17909998
While scaring this guy to death with a really loud kazoo.
>>17910226
aka "The Lamar Odom" and it doesn't always work.
Death by asteroid while having a bon fire and a good time .It would be like watching a falling star coming in .
Saving someone I love, or anyone who is worth saving.
Or coming to some internal profound truth which strikes me dead from it's profundity.
Happy, because if I die happy. I'm never happy so I would never die.
>>17909448
>If you had to choose how you would die, what would you pick? /x/
Read it again nigger.
>>17910446
Como es? Dame una vueltita otra vez...
In my own bed. At the age of 80. With a belly full of wine and a girl's lips around my cock.
Breivik type shootout or some other type of massacre
>>17904537
Kek i hope this is a joke
>>17909106
Not disgusting at all.
I died fighting to secure lebensraum and with it a better furture for the children of Germany if that is not glorious then I don't know what is.
Death by terrible terrible buttshits
Death by Finland :DD
>>17890569
They say life is a beautiful lie and death an ugly truth. However I find life is an ugly lie and death, a beautiful truth
>>17892519
This totally isnt from a Kubrick movie
>>17900592
post pic of axe, or if you're up for it, post you mimicing self-decapitation with said axe
>>17891411
How is it?
>>17890702
Oh shit dude
>>17910314
This sounds awesome. Like smoking weed with some close friends or family in the woods with a comfy setup just talking shit and you see the asteroid or comet entering our atmosphere.
>>17890614
>choose how you would die
>A brutal fight to the death
what happens if you win?
>>17890569
Eaten alive by a giant snake
After all, sliding feet first into a wet hole would give your life perfect symmetry
>>17910314
It would be like roasting slowly while a giant burning rock falls to earth.
I want to get hit in the face by a jet going mach speed.
>>17890611
On the contrary I would prefer to take a bullet to the chest and bleed out in 10 minutes
During those 10 minutes I can reflect on my life and how everything lead to where I was, and accept whatever happens to me after I die in peace.
Pass away in my sleep. Why wouldn't everyone pick that?
>>17890569
>how you would die
ive known this one for a while. neck snapped in between the thighs of a woman
i know its pervy and lame but still.
>>17914723
Not him, but I would assume continue the processes until he finally loses.
Euthanasia
overloading a reactor that destroys the earth
Doubled over in agony, clutching my wounds with one hand and my firearm with my other. I'm not the only one dying there.
Shot in the head point blank by a cute loli
>>17914940
Got shot in the back of the leg with a .22 when I was younger. You'd be too busy thinking "OOOOOWWWWW FUUUUCK MY CHEST" to reflect on anything.
>>17915852
I'd argue you'd be too busy dying to feel the pain.
I want a woman for whom I am in love with to stab me in my gut, wrap me in a tarp and some blankets, then sit me on a comfy couch infront of the TV, and we can watch a movie I like while I bleed out. If that's too much maybe she can read to me.
>>17890569
Peacefully, in my sleep, like my grandpa.
And not screaming in horror, like the passengers on the bus he was driving.
>>17890569
Anyone who wouldn't want to explode in a hot firey ball of death is a pussy who can't handle all those virgins anyway
I would prefer to die painlessly and quickly. After I've done everything that I enjoyed, but that will never happen. I am planning to commit suicide by lowering myself in a water tank and swallowing handful of sleeping pills.
#1 Superman costume, tall building, rush hour on Friday afternoon.
#2 Killing Muslims, communists, or anyone else I disagree with.
#3 Death by heart attack after fucking Sunny Leone for hours.
>>17890569
I've always hated the idea of sleeping through my last certain minutes on Earth. I'd probably go out Virginia Woolf style
>>17915901
>you'd be too busy dying to feel the pain
You're some NEET who's never felt real pain before, aren't you?
>>17916417
Joke's been made already, and it's not that original.
>>17916897
are you antinatalist?
A the age of 80 warm in my bed with a cup of wine and a girl's lips around my cock
>>17918031
>>17890569
I always thought you were trapped in a loop of experiencing your life and the whole "life flashing before your eyes" thing is basically the brain starting this when you almost die. But sometimes it messes up and you see the future or experience de Ja vu. And each time you re live your life everything slows down more each time, like inception.
Death? No such thing because the concept of life and death is only by our perspective.
Why would I tell you how i would like to die when we are neither dead or alive?
>>17890569
Quick, painless, corpseless
>>17918082
>babby's first attempt at sounding philosophical and deep
Raped to death by girls of my choosing
>>17918082
How can we hear if our ears don't real.
So many people here want an epic/sexy death, but this will probably be the most likely thing to happen. >>17904593
>>17905239
This is the plot to 2001 a space oddity.
>>17922502
>quoting the wrong post with unintentionally humorous results
i honestly really don't know. when i think about things like stubbing my toe that shit hurts. i can't imagine dying from anything and the pain i'm going through. it really scares me that i am going to die one day and i have no idea how in this fucked up planet.
>>17922689
Death doesn't have to be physically painful. It often isn't.
>>17922695
how is that?
>>17922696
Imagine if life wasn't a dramatic Hollywood film.
>>17922698
you acting like that doesn't help answer my question.
>>17922704
It's not an act. I really do think your only image of what death is like comes from blockbusters and complete dramatizations of reality. That's actually what I believe.
>>17922707
why?
>>17922708
Because you acting like answers all the questions I didn't need to ask.
>>17922711
lolwut
>>17922716
This is why meta dialogue never works. Typos.
>>17922711
i didn't understand that. did you mean to say or refer to something i said to the first post you replied to? i don't watch movies. i said i can't imagine dying and the pain i'm going through. if you want to be literal like everyone else here, that's not my problem. but i am fully aware that some deaths aren't painful, such as overnight deaths in sleep from old age. but you know i wasn't talking about that, and you said deaths are often not painful, but failed to give me any reason to think that way. you only act condescending.
>>17922721
>condescending
I'm not in a hurry to change your beliefs about death. There are many spooks to be had before I'll care to alleviate you of your mortal terror. Either take it for what it's worth or leave it. My knowledge does not require your participation.
>>17922731
Ok.
In my family home, in my own bed with my qt 3.14 wife and children/grandchildren around me
>>17890569
the same i remember, in a theater, by a gun, surrounded by people i give a fuck about.
>>17900728
Yes
>>17890569
Like charlie sheen in the movie "the chase"
>>17890614
I use to joke with people "I'll go out like I came in, screaming, and kicking!" the funny part is, I didn't breath when I was born, it took awhile for me to take my first breath.
>>17924389
So what you'll really do is go down quietly without a fuss, then?
As a result of a fall or incidental damage during fainting or seizure.
In more adventurous moods i'd like to be eaten by a reptile.
Feed the pig.
I want to be killed by a British firing squad for fighting for Ireland's freedom.
