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I have an idea for a thread that might not suck ass.
Check this out, let's play the riddle game.
Let's update the motherfucking riddle game to a 4chan format.
Rules: You post riddles and try to solve the riddles posted by others!
Bonus points for making your own riddles.
I'll start with an easy one:
Beating like drums,
stinging like bees,
a wrath from on high,
to chill you to your knees.
Suck at solving riddles but I have one of my own.
Hides in the day,
Runs around at night.
It lives in your house not making a sound,
Loves to eat and walks on four feet.
Hides in the cracks when you are nearby,
and as small as a mouse
>>17873264
I'm no good at solving them either.
I'm going to have to think about this one for a while.
Good one anon.
>>17873225
Rain. Good one
>>17873284
Bravo anon.
Sleet would also have counted as a valid answer.
>>17873264
>As small as a mouse.
It's a mouse.
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
>>17873264
I really want to say it's a lizard, but that feels too simple an answer.
Voiceless it cries,
Wingless flutters,
Toothless bites,
Mouthless mutters.
>>17873305
See, this is why it's better to make up your own.
>>17873306
I don't know, I rather like the throwback.
>>17873308
Fair enough.
I won't say the answer in case there's some newfags that don't know.
>be american
>get______
What is never few, is never many, yet leads both?
>>17873310
Tell me
>>17873315
It's wind nigga.
If I spies it, I tries it.
If I meets it, I eats it.
If I sights it, I bites it.
If I sees it, I squeeze it.
>>17873295
A small rat or a house mole >>17873264
>>17873318
A python?
>>17873318
snek
>>17873318
Pussy
>>17873314
The number one, or single.
>>17873322
Correct.
>>17873320
Nope.
Like a stone without moss,
A humble servant,
proud and full of wind,
it's life ends,
when it exhales.
>>17873338
close, but no cigar.
>>17873340
A balloon
>>17873353
holy fuck nice
>>17873298
African or European?
>>17873353
So close.
>>17873356
>>17873359
A tire
>>17873362
There ya go!
>>17873361
>>17873356
How do you know so much about swallows?
>>17873368
Well you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.
>>17873370
Ubiquitously unhappy, unkempt, and unhuman,
he fell to his death from a very high place. Who was he?
>>17873384
Icarus?
So light it can fly in the sky,
So strong it can hold up the weak,
Shiny like sliver,
yet like steel it is sleek.
>>17873393
I want to say an arrow
>>17873402
Sorry, that is not correct.
"sliver" was a typo.
should be "silver".
>>17873393
Aluminum
>>17873413
Well done anon, well done.
I trade the tokens of a lifetime, to experience reality through the guise of a machine.
I trade them for the machines to end lifetimes, regular or not it makes no matter.
I end the lifetimes of the young, and the old, animals or not, it makes no matter
It is a labor of love.
>>17873418
Shitposting?
Many teeth and no eyes,
running round and round,
yet to gaze into into it's eyes,
means entrancement,
and then you'll be short a hand.
>>17873225
Hail.
>>17873264
a mouse.
>>17873305
The Hobbit
>>17873340
A balloom
>>17873314
the letter "B"
>>17873418
a kid at an 80's arcade
>>17873430
>a kid at an 80's arcade
Hm. That actually fits all four clues. You get a point.
Alternately, Krombopulous Michael
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDr9axb7X7E
>>17873418
Television
>>17873430
Sorry, wrong.
Reposting so someone else might get it:
What is never few, is never many, yet leads both?
Hint: It's all in the ordering, or leading
>>17873452
the word "never?"
>>17873437
General. Though the "never many" is arguable.
>>17873459
ayy
Easy one:
What kind of flower can only be given in the past?
>>17873384
still unsolved
>>17873225
>I cannot dance, cannot sing, but I'm master of the art of swing.
>I cannot burn, cannot freeze, but I bring the strongest to their knees.
>I worry parents, bring joy to children, and those in between see me at night.
What am I?
>>17873384
A big guy
>>17873473
>ubiquitously
>unhappy
>unkempt
>unhuman
>>17873384
Quality baneposting
>>17873478
>Quality
>baneposting
Pick one
>>17873470
Time
>>17873384
Humpty Dumpty
IS IT...
TASTY?!
>>17873529
Nope.
Mind sharing how you arrived at your conclusion, tho?
IS IT...
SCRUMPTIOUS?!
>>17873603
IS IT...
DEEZ NUTS?!?!
>>17873313
Fat?
>>17873611
Nice dubs, but that is not the correct answer.
>>17873626
I dunno, it fits all criteria
>>17873425
A woman
>>17873636
Incorrect.
>>17873464
the flower of virginity
>>17873635
Sorry m8, you lose.
This sentence is a lie
The first sentence is true
Which sentence is a nigger
>>17873669
a faggot is you
>>17873671
CORRECT!!
>>17873470
Desire?
>>17873591
>>I cannot burn, cannot freeze, but I bring the strongest to their knees.
Time can't be stopped by anything and it will eventually bring everything and evryone to an end
>>I worry parents, bring joy to children, and those in between see me at night.
Time worries adults because they are getting older, whereas children want to get older and be grown up. For the last part I thought it might be referring to how teenagers and young adults spend their time staying up late at night and sleeping through the day time.
>>17873687
>>17873692
...it's a swingset.
The answer is a swingset.
>Cannot dance, sing, burn, freeze.
All physical properties of a swingset
>bring[s] the strongest to their knees
Brings them TO their knees, as in relying on their knees to pump
>worry parents, bring joy to children
Kids love swings and parents think they're unsafe
>those in between see me at night
When I was a teenager, my friends and I would go to the neighborhood park at night and hang out. I just kinda assumed it was common.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buqbcR-__l4
