So, for about a year now in bed at night, and sometimes in the mornings, I have been receiving these `Manifestations ` or `Visits. ` They don’t normally scare me, they usually last for no more than a second or 2, and sometimes they are just sounds and sometimes they are visual; certainly they vary enormously in thematic scope. Thus far it has happened about 100 times. They started about 1 year after I met and had been receiving numerous healings from an exceptionally powerful Energy Healer. The following is the latest which happened yesterday morning.
So, bear in mind the following all took place in the space of about a second. I woke up - lying at about 45 degrees on my left side - and when I did I could feel that my right arm was involved in the act of masturbation; although `downstairs ` I could feel nothing. I thought, `Huh? ` and so turned over to investigate/look at my arm. The instant I did this then the `arm masturbation ` feeling stopped and then an instant later from behind me came the sound of a posh sounding woman laughing in a way which suggested a practical joke successfully achieved.
Now, initially, even if for only a relative instant, I could feel my arm moving, for sure; although my hand was nowhere near my Johnson and I hadn’t been masturbating. So, as I said these `Visits. ` vary enormously in scope but this was a pretty decent one, definitely in the top 5.
Cue accusations of mental illness, which would be unfounded. AMA.
>>17866660
Can you think of any other examples?
Do these happen regularly or do they vary in frequency?
Did they stop scaring you or did they never scare you?
Is the image related?
>>17866680
>Can you think of any other examples?
Hi, yes, numerous. I'll post some after this reply.
>Do these happen regularly or do they vary in frequency?
It varies a lot. On rare occasions they might happen 2 or 3 times a night. Or there are phases where one will happen every night for a week or 10 days or so. Then a couple of times there have been periods where they have stopped for a month and I thought perhaps that they might not come back.
>Did they stop scaring you or did they never scare you?
They have never really scared me. Mainly because they mostly start and are over with in the space of a second; I just don't have time to be scared. But when there are phases of them happening every night then I tend to think about them quite a lot, I experience a certain amount of trepidation. But as I said they started happening after many dealings with an Energy Healer; who/which had blown so many of my previous paradigms about how the world worked clean out of the window.
>Is the image related?
Heh, no, I just kinda like Aubrey Plaza, although I guess she is kinda Cosmic.
>>17866691
Are they always of a slightly sexual nature?
have you tried to speak to these visitors or communicate with them in any way? Do they respond?
>>17866680
>Can you think of any other examples?
From above the headrest on my bed and to my right then suddenly there were 3 chimes one after the other and also simultaneously behind the sound of the chimes was something playing out which maybe sounded like a short electronic symphony by the Aphex Twin. It was at the same time elaborate and very simple, and also rather nice sounding.
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But, then, more or less straight after that from an area above my feet there was the sound of something which sounded like nothing less than the blast of a foghorn, it was so loud that I’m surprised the people in the next room didn’t hear it.
>>17866680
>Can you think of any other examples?
Not yet asleep with the left side of my head on my pillow when suddenly from the top of my pillow there came the noise of what sounded something like a low intensity Star Trek phaser.
This made me jump and I walked out of my room and said to my housemate, "You'll never guess what just happened to me?"
My ear was physically tingling for some time afterwards.
>>17866660
You seem to remember these very vividly, like what side you were resting your head on, left or right.
>>17866696
>have you tried to speak to these visitors or communicate with them in any way? Do they respond?
Well, sometimes I say hello or compliment them on the show. Quite often I will ask who they are. Although once, before anything had happened that night I asked if it was my friend.
A few minutes later from my left and about a metre above me then came the clear sound of a puppy bark. Well, I really like dogs, and a puppy bark could be counted as being friendly; but still inconclusive I guess.
Recently every time it happens I have taken to saying, `Namaste. `
>>17866691
>after many dealings with an Energy Healer; who/which had blown so many of my previous paradigms about how the world worked clean out of the window.
Well get ready for some more, because the Energy Worker has opened a door to a host of "unclean spirits", exposing you as a willing host in the process...this may not seem to be a problem now, but my guess is it's going to get much worse before it gets better.
>>17866726
>You seem to remember these very vividly, like what side you were resting your head on, left or right.
Yes, they're not like dreams at all. Also every-time one happens then I write them down. With some though I can remember them in detail without looking at the list of what I have recorded, but with others when I read back through the list I'm like, `Oh yeah I forgot about that one! `
>>17866660
Sounds like a Posh ghost used your hand to wank off anon.
Did you feel any sensations anywhere else that would indicate she/he came? Such as a cold/warm feeling anywhere else on you body or the surrounding bed?
>>17866695
>Are they always of a slightly sexual nature?
Well, I would say that 3 out of the hundred (or so) were. Once when I was actually masturbating then I felt something very small and delicate gently hit my right eyelid. At this point I stopped masturbating : - / Then the only overtly sexual thing that has ever happened was that once I felt this sort of `phantom finger ` very quickly intrude into my ass. The finger kind of felt like it had 2 knuckles but there was no `OH!! ` type sensation it was more of a ghost style feeling. That's about it for anything sexual though.
>Sounds like a Posh ghost used your hand to wank off anon.
Did you feel any sensations anywhere else that would indicate she/he came? Such as a cold/warm feeling anywhere else on you body or the surrounding bed?
No anon, unfortunately not! ;-) Just the phantom feeling of my right arm moving and then straight after the laugh.
Sounds like a Posh ghost used your hand to wank off anon.
Did you feel any sensations anywhere else that would indicate she/he came? Such as a cold/warm feeling anywhere else on you body or the surrounding bed?
>>17866742
>Well get ready for some more, because the Energy Worker has opened a door to a host of "unclean spirits", exposing you as a willing host in the process...this may not seem to be a problem now, but my guess is it's going to get much worse before it gets better.
I appreciate your point anon but wouldn't necessarily agree that they're all unclean. It's hard to define but I get the impression that it's not all coming from the same entity/place.
This Energy Healer is absolutely bonkers about God btw. She is definitely a Light Healer. I also keep myself pretty clean, have good intentions, and am pretty sure that in general I am under pretty heavy protection. I certainly do not `invite ` any dark energies into my system (if I can help it), and I believe that counts for a lot.
>>17866660
Haha yes i get stuff like this regularly too. Like you say no consistency. I have a ridiculous amount of stories, oh and btw im an energy healer.
My favorites are the ones that give laws of physics the finger. Which are super rare, but ive had a few.
Recently i grabbed my mp3 player, but it only had 24 percent battery. Oh well. Mfw it plays for 9 hrs straight staying at 24 percent.
Another recent one, i get up from sleeping and there is a bunch of water on the floor. Thought maybe roof leaking? Nope have had multiple heavy rains since.
I have a fish pond. Yesterday i woke up and the water level was 3-4inches lower than the previous night. No problem this morning.
I have more but those are all recent.
>>17867130
Hi anon! OP here. Interesting stuff with your law-physic breaking examples and although nothing like that has ever happened to me (as far as I can tell) but if it did then I wouldn't be remotely surprised.
I get other things though like for example having obscure dreams and then them coming true. Like a few months ago I had a dream about my housemate walking in and giving me a tape measure; and then a few days later he did just that. Nothing much surprises me anymore although I still take a thrill in it. And like you I have favourites out of the bonkers stuff that has happened; like a bonkers top 10 or something ;-)
And if you don't mind me asking how long have you been an energy healer? Or was it something you were born with?
>>17867130
Hi anon OP again. I have another question that I want to ask you. Do your family and friends know that you are an energy healer? Do they know about the sort of stories that you spoke about in your post? Or if you don't tell everyone then in general how many do know?
Because with self as of about 2 years ago then I have diagnosed myself with what I call `Walter White Syndrome. ` I.e. I can't tell about 95%+ of all the people that I know about the majority of things that are happening in my life. And if I do tell `non_cosmic ` people then it freaks them the fuck out. I have told the `wrong `people in the past and some have never spoken to me again. It's just too much for them.
>>17867130
This more by way of a bump to see if you respond. Another left of centre example was looking around and seeing this girl in a supermarket and for a second her head was surrounded by this strange field of light whilst her face was somewhat distorted; at the same time as this happened then a thought spontaneously occurred in my mind, "That girl is anorexic." Or something similar when I knew a friend of mine was lying to me and as she did so her face for an instant suddenly took on this weird distortion.
>>17866777
...and yet this stuff started AFTER the energy work. The two are related. WHEN it starts to get worse, remember what I said...this has bad juju written all over it.
>>17866660
why is she so cute
>>17869394
She looks kinda fake to me. Not in a plastic sense or anything, and not really in a way I can describe, but I just get this uncanny feeling like she doesn't really... Have that shape?
>>17869398
Eye whites are too white. Airbrushing or other fakery has been employed.
Google image search for Aubrey Plaza reveals similar shape and heavy make-up, but most of those pics look more real than this one.
>thread on /x/
>"here's my story: i was in bed.."
sleep paralysis. period. bye.
>>17869446
I wasn't asleep. I wasn't scared. Every visit only lasts for about a second. The instant it's finished I can get up and walk around, quite often I have a cigarette after. It essentially bears none of the hallmarks of sleep paralysis apart from taking place in bed.
>>17869313
>>17869394
Yeah, she is pretty cute. Fun fact: also a Fappening victim...
This is now an Aubrey Plaza thread.
Wow.
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=49464336
>>17870275
She always a good guest on Conan, in her own weird way very funny, and her and Conan actually make a pretty good double act.
>>17866660
Hypnagogic hallucination. Case closed.
>>17866660
shit bro you're being haunted by the ghost of Aubrey Plaza's career
Look into energy barriers. Burn sage. Sounds like your healer can't deal with the simplest Djinn.
>>17870242
:^)
>>17871390
>Hypnagogic hallucination
Says one anon.
>>17871552
>the simplest Djinn
Says another.
you are being abused.
Someone or some-people are using you for kicks giggles and energy vampirism.
The laughter you heard was likely to demoralise you and make it easier to do again in the future.
Try incantations of the belief system of your choice, and meditate on holy personages such as buddha (if you are with Buddha, no-one else is with you, right?) or christ
>>17866660
You're a fucking faggot and here are your options in order of how likely they are to be true:
a) Brain disease
b) Being a roleplaying attentionwhoring queer
c) Mental illness
>>17872119
OP here, thanks for the advice anon. Now, it is an extremely long story but there has been an abundance of <for want of a better word> supernatural stuff (separate from these manifestations) that has been going on in my life for the last 3 years or so. All in all its a really, really out there story and so when these `Manifestations ` started then I wasn't so surprised.
Also, recently I read `Condensed Chaos. ` by Phil Hines and he spoke about similar things happening to him as he became more seriously involved in Magic. I think that what is happening to me does happen to other people, albeit fairly rarely. I am not unduly concerned about it though, whilst at the same time not being blase.
>>17872162
please try to understand:
in previous ages, people used to observe the manifestations of Buddha and Saints as concrete, physical, etc. especially in dream-states (sleeping/waking etc.)
so the manifestation you had was not of holy beings but of evil beings, but it is possible to have manifestation of holy spirits too, which is the tool to remove evil spirits.
>>17872161
Au contraire mon ami, for I zay zat it iz You! who are ze faggot! Wiz your stereotypical and cliche diagnosiz. Mais oui? Oui.
Yours sincerely,
OP.
>>17872176
Ok, fair enough. But how can you be definitively sure that they are evil beings/spirits rather than say curious or even mischievous ones?
Also, if the `visits ` do get too intense then I ask Archangel Michael for Protection before I settle down to sleep. And if I do that then none has ever appeared.
I had sex nightmares too anon.
don't give life to your imagination, you sound borderline schitzo already
>>17872213
One of the catch all responses to many things unusual on this board, "Buddy! You're a schizo!" It's like a trigger mechanism for the unimaginative.
Can I manafest my 12 incher into one of your orrifaces
>>17872308
Well, if it is really 12 inches then yes, you can; or, if as is more likely it's about half that size, or less; then permission denied.
It is half that size but.....please ?
>>17872318
But you be puritee,with dem tig ole bitties
>>17866660
God/the system/other spirits
(However you call it) is pointing out that theres more to reality.
Youre ready to go further.
Congrats lad
Ps: would you mind giving me the healers name please? A person I really like has cancer...
>>17866660
if true, these are demonic visits
do not welcome them or explore them in any way
>>17866777
The "energy healer" is "bonkers about god" but doesn't realize he/she has been tricked into believing in the wrong basic principles and the wrong 'God'
You are getting sucked into the new age movement meant to bring people down this path to confusion and disappointment.
Look up info (there's plenty out there, the plan has been in place for almost exactly 100 years) on why the new age movement is satanic claptrap meant to trick you.
You can thank me later, Anon.
>>17869394
'cause "she's mouse-y" ... "she's like a mouse you wanna put your dick in"
>>17872513
Hi anon. Ok, I wasn't expecting this but can't ignore it. Now, I absolutely can't guarantee anything, but first off, which country does your friend live in?
Secondly; I am not comfortable discussing this on 4chan so if you want to share an e-mail address (perhaps not your main one?) then we can discuss it offsite. Again though, to reiterate, I can't guarantee anything.
>>17874229
Ok guvna, which is the One True Path then? Do tell, thanks.
Ps. What do you think of Eckhart Tolle?
>>17872513
do any of you even consider sound at all come on
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alien_hand_syndrome
>>17874527
Once, when I took a shitload of bhang in India, then I thought I could see through my arm. At the same time though, I knew I couldn't see through my arm, but I still thought I could. The best thing I `took ` in India though was some Nepalese charas, lovely stuff, like a magic carpet ride.
>>17874462
You have multiple people warning you about this now and you post this flippant response...Wake up.
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