How do I make something spoopy happen right now?
>>17860190
Put thumb in poophole. Pull out very quickly. Repeat. Add lube as necessary.
Chant Abrlaah huackbardara while you do it.
I bet something poopy will happen soon.
Huff whatever chemicals you have under the sink
>>17860190
Walk into completely dark room. Place mirror in front of you. Light a small candle and stare into mirror, preferably with the mirror a few inches from your face. Guaranteed fright.
If you feel it say blasphemous things too, piss off some ghosts.
>>17860190
Poop while making an 'sssssssss' sound.
>>17860190
Close your eyes and don't turn around.
>>17860190
1) grab a glass of water and a bowl of salt
2) turn thrice whilst humming in tune with earth
3) using your magic wand, cast "wingardium leviosa" on the salt
your salt should be risin' by now
