I'm being haunted by ghosts, how do I get them to leave me?
Shoot them
>>17860127
I'm serious
>>17860131
Shoot yourself, become ghost, kill gun, get ghostgun, shoot ghosts
>>17860124
There was this spoopy story a day ago,about a guy who doused himself in holy water and beat the shit out of them
Then Jesus said unto them, Verily, verily, I say unto you, Moses gave you not that bread from heaven; but my Father giveth you the true bread from heaven.
33 For the bread of God is he which cometh down from heaven, and giveth life unto the world.
34 Then said they unto him, Lord, evermore give us this bread.
35 And Jesus said unto them, I am the bread of life: he that cometh to me shall never hunger; and he that believeth on me shall never thirst.
36 But I said unto you, That ye also have seen me, and believe not.
37 All that the Father giveth me shall come to me; and him that cometh to me I will in no wise cast out.
38 For I came down from heaven, not to do mine own will, but the will of him that sent me.
39 And this is the Father's will which hath sent me, that of all which he hath given me I should lose nothing, but should raise it up again at the last day.
40 And this is the will of him that sent me, that every one which seeth the Son, and believeth on him, may have everlasting life: and I will raise him up at the last day.
Sage the house, kindly ask them to leave. if they get violent get a priest
Jesus therefore answered and said unto them, Murmur not among yourselves.
44 No man can come to me, except the Father which hath sent me draw him: and I will raise him up at the last day.
45 It is written in the prophets, And they shall be all taught of God. Every man therefore that hath heard, and hath learned of the Father, cometh unto me.
46 Not that any man hath seen the Father, save he which is of God, he hath seen the Father.
47 Verily, verily, I say unto you, He that believeth on me hath everlasting life.
48 I am that bread of life.
49 Your fathers did eat manna in the wilderness, and are dead.
50 This is the bread which cometh down from heaven, that a man may eat thereof, and not die.
51 I am the living bread which came down from heaven: if any man eat of this bread, he shall live for ever: and the bread that I will give is my flesh, which I will give for the life of the world.
53 Then Jesus said unto them, Verily, verily, I say unto you, Except ye eat the flesh of the Son of man, and drink his blood, ye have no life in you.
54 Whoso eateth my flesh, and drinketh my blood, hath eternal life; and I will raise him up at the last day.
55 For my flesh is meat indeed, and my blood is drink indeed.
56 He that eateth my flesh, and drinketh my blood, dwelleth in me, and I in him.
57 As the living Father hath sent me, and I live by the Father: so he that eateth me, even he shall live by me.
58 This is that bread which came down from heaven: not as your fathers did eat manna, and are dead: he that eateth of this bread shall live for ever.
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"It is the spirit that quickeneth; the flesh profiteth nothing: the words that I speak unto you, they are spirit, and they are life."
>>17860124
Meditate in the night, picture a light that goes from you and covers the whole hose, this light will get rid of spooks.
Done, it might sound stupid but it works. Remember that you are a more powerful being than them.
>>17860155
Ty will try
>>17860124
Ask them nicely.
Kids these days really got no manners.
>>17860124
Jack off, not even joking. They get embarassed.
>>17860124
Tell them to go and sound like you mean it.
Don't beg, don't be an asshole, just tell 'em you're done.
>>17860124
Masturbate furiously at every room of the house
Burn sage and say the lords prayer
>>17860135
genius, but how kill gun?
get and ouija board, taunt it, tell it to kill themselves and refer to it as "nigger".
Vacuum the whole house
