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I want to sacrifice my left (nondominant) arm from the shoulder down. What do you


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I want to sacrifice my left (nondominant) arm from the shoulder down. What do you think I could bargain for in return, and how do I go about it? No cutting it off. Possession, magic binding, freak accident, etc. are allowed.
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meth.
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>>17858025

I get prescription stimulants, I don't need or want meth. I guess more my question is, who or what would be looking for a sacrificed arm?
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>>17857998
I'd sacrifice it for 2 more apendages of choice
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>>17858041

Nah, I figure I'll end up with a robotic arm or some sort of prosthesis. I've never been too attached to my arm (no pun intended) because part of me always knew it was gonna go sooner or later.
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>>17857998
I have no idea of the subject but I guess if it works how I think, your limb will represent something, and a nondominant limb shows you're still too afraid and or not willing to work with bargaining things you need, making the entety/being thinking you dont have desperation to give up something that means alot to you, so why should they. But that's just my personal though I have no actual idea
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>>17858061
Look, as someone who has lost his arm at the elbow for months, due to astral warfare against the agents of YHVH, it's not fun
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>>17858070

I think it's more of a destiny thing? Like I've always known in my heart that I'd lose my left arm.

>>17858079

I don't really expect it to be fun, but I need to know where this is going. I'd trade for one cool magic spell, I think.
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>>17858085
Odin lost his eye for knowledge. Start there
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>>17857998
>OP clearly hasnt seen Full Metal Alchemist
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>>17858091

I'm not trying to lose an eye. Arm only.
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>>17857998
What if you do it and the only thing you get in return is a bill from your healthcare for a prosthetic?
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>>17858079
Greentext?
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>>17858134

Depends on the prosthetic, I guess. I couldn't foot the medical bill, though, so if it's a painful/bloody arm removal then medical care would have to be in the deal for me to shake on it.
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I'd be more than happy to trade my ability to see color in exchange for the ability to focus on things that I want to, and have my pervasive mental fog lifted. You guys got any recommendations?
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>>17858085
I've always known in my heart I would die someday.
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>>17858163
meth.
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>>17858213
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>>17858079
>Look, as someone who has lost his arm at the elbow for months, due to astral warfare against the agents of YHVH, it's not fun
Stay crazy /x/
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>>17858061
That's a psychological disorder, see a therapist.
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bargain for the new arm faggot
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This thread makes me want to leave /x/ forever... it's been good knowing you, and good luck with sacrificing your arm to some random being.
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>>17858355
>psychology; therapy
>x

what else did mommy and daddy teach you?
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>>17858163
Get a regular sleep patten and cut back on caffeine (soda, especially which has been shown to weaken memory) and sugary stuff. I cut soda out of my diet entirely 4 years ago, and I went from being forgetful and unable to focus to pretty damn clear-headed.
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this is a BAD IDEA.
try to think of a BETTER IDEA.
do not implement the BAD IDEA.
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>>17858399
Can I come with? This is getting to be too much for me as well, this guy's making flat-earthers look relatively well-adjusted.
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>>17859451
no. we stay. they go.
BUILD WALL NAO
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>>17857998
You're an idiot, and you'll miss that arm more than you'd think. Sane people don't think "Hmm...I wonder if I could get something for chopping a bit of me off?"
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>>17857998
Why the fuck would you want to do that you idiot
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>>17859480
He's a gobshite who probably has an undiagnosed mental illness.
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>>17858163
4-FA
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>>17857998
It isn't a case of going to a counter, spilling change and asking what you can get for it, OP. You have to pay whatever price is asked of you or give up.
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>>17857998
Don't cut off your arm you fucking idiot.

The worst part is, you don't even know what magical entity you're sacrificing your arm to. You're literally asking people on the internet. Like god fucking damn dude.
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>>17857998
If you really want to sacrifice a body part you could at least have the decency to sacrifice your dick/ovaries so you can't reproduce.
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>>17858079
>astral warfare against the agents of YHVH
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>>17859402
Scientologists are here
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>>17859748

We can relate, you know...

...we ALL used to think Scientific canon was the forefront of thought...

...then we keep learning more and more...

Top tier science is hidden in occult.

Fact.
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>>17859653

Little late for that m8
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>>17857998
in detroit, it's worth 50 bucks
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REV UP THOSE TRANSMUTATION CIRCLES EDWARD!
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>>17858030
I'm looking for a sacrificed arm, I'll use it to jerk off.
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