Guys. This girl has been standing out in the freezing cold looking at the moon outside my flat balcony for a good 2 hours. Dead fucking still
>>17831040
Cute ARG, son. Just tell her to fuck off.
>>17831040
>he has a qt female stalker
>loves him so much she'll stay out in the cold for 2 hours
Nice humblebrag, faggot
>>17831040
You ever see Shaun of the Dead?
>>17831048
Would be neat for me if I was single. But it was my girlfriend who pointed it out after we went for a smoke.
>>17831050
Don't know of many zombies who stand with their hands in their pockets.
>>17831047
Called out to her to ask if she is alright. No reply. Without a shadow of a doubt she heard me.
>>17831058
I was referring to this scene
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhW75reAPfE
>>17831064
She's still there, anon?
>>17831064
Throw some shit at her
>>17831073
Yes. Ill take another picture in about 30 mins if she is still there.
>>17831064
Gee better post on /x/ instead of getting an obviously deranged woman help before she freezes to death.
>>17831079
Midsummer full moon, man, it's gonna bring out all the crazies
Be careful
>>17831040
>2016
>doesn't know about moongazing
>>17831081
Im not going fucking near her anon. Ive called out to her a bunch. She could have just be an anime fag trying to be all mystical and looking at the moon. Girlfriend left a while ago but I texted her and she said she didn't walk that way so Im gonna go off her advice and avoid her too.
you sure your not really a grey, op?
>the girl is OP and she's playing /x/ like a greasy fiddle
>someone who post on /x/ sees a girl
>MUST BE PARANORMAL!!!
>>17831127
Bit of a fucking effort anon. Gotta walk up and downstairs constantly.
Here is another one. Bit blurry but I am having to zoom in on an Iphone.
>>17831040
>freezing cold
>late june
If you're not in the southern hemisphere, I call bullshit.
>>17831133
>>17831136
Throw a note at her or something?
>freezing cold
>end of june
Fuck off, Santa
>>17831136
I don't see anything.
>>17831143
Worse mate. It's called fucking england.
>>17831040
( - _ - )
Fuck off \( -_-)
I come to x to see good quality content. Shit like this, along with the many other threads about summoning demons and etc, make this whole board crappy and ass.
>>17831153
50's and 60's is fucking glorious weather.
It's currently 122°F here.
>>17831136
>Bit blurry
>Bit
>B I T
"""OP"""", what are you even trying to accomplish with this thread?
Go to her and ask if shes alright, then proceed to praise the moon the thief.
>>17831040
She's just moonbathing.
Today's a strawberry moon, so the energy is a lot stronger than a normal moon.
>>17831040
Moon gazing
My grandma use to do it.
fucking get up and go to her you pussy faggot ass bitch what are you sacred of a fucking spook, pussy.
>>17831188
For that long anon?
>>17831153
I'm in London right now and it's 60f
What are you on about
>>17831237
Full moon tonight in conjunction with summer solstice, last happened over 60 years ago.
Did you fuck her in the end?
>>17831253
That's probably it. But still she is as still as a rock.
>>17831295
Go over and see what she's looking at.
>>17831301
She is clearly looking at the moon. If not the sky.
Timestamp ?
>>17831318
Not the point. Go over and see what she's looking at, from where she's looking at it.
>>17831322
Dubs have spoken
OP either
1. got bored of his game
2. ran out of believable reasons not to go out
3. went out and crazy zombie girl bit off his cock.
Timestamp faget
>>17831040
What's wrong with you? Anyone else would have gone and asked her and might already be inside her by now (she's clearly unstable... that means she's an easy score)... but you..... you're posting a pic of her and asking 4chan /x/ what to do..... kek
>>17831040
This one is easy... that's CLEARLY a skinwalker standing there. A powerful deer spirit thought it would test out the human world, and well..... the light and all.
>>17831450
crazy girls are no fun to fuck. I've popped a few loads into a girl in high school who turned out to be schizophrenic and regret every time
>>17831040
Does no one remember this from a while ago? Though last time it was the parking lot of an apartment complex.
>>17831474
that was years ago, oldfag-san
>>17831136
Wait... what if we run the image through processing to enhance?
>>17831474
What happened?
Also OP here. I now have no clue if she is outside anymore since my street lights have gone off.
>>17831040
Gee, it's not like people need a breather now andbthen so they jsut go outside to clear their heads.
Then some asshole starts screaming that you're some kind of demon (it sounded like he said seamen?) But you want to be alone and wuiet so you just ignore him.
>>17831537
Just fucking off yourself. You're literally RPing on an imageboard full of strangers, you utter fucking waste.
>>17831537
You're a coward and a terrible citizen. OP you are a huge pussy, you quivering quim, you sackless eunuch.
>>17831537
Seriously man the fuck up and go ask if she's OK you fucking pantywaist. If that's to scary call the cops.
Theres a special type of moon visible tonight. Forget what you call it.
>>17831040
so this is whats going on in /x/ now? Someone standing outside possibly tripping balls staring at the moon?
Fuck, im out of here for another 6 months
>>17831537
>anons ask for time stamp
Welp time to shut down the thread
>>17831040
This had 0 potential to be spoopy.
>>17831531
kek
>>17831040
She is waiting for a fuck. Why didnt you aproach? Damn these efiminated losers.
>>17831474
anybody have the screencaps or photos? I can't find them in the archive
If it was me id b gettin dat puss right now
>/x/: muh role play
>>17831040
Guy is implying 60f is freezing and is scared to talk to this girl about New Age shit and get laid because he's a roleplay fag
sadness...
>>17831040
Don't go near her, call police
>>17831040
can a nigga even work through his life problems without some fag taking a pic and posting it online?
>>17831079
30 min? R u mad? Go out and talk with her, please now!!
>>17831157
>emojis
>I come to x to see good quality content
I think you might be lost.
>>17831948
Those are emoticons you reaction image fuck
Learn the difference ¬_¬
>>17831958
>I'm 12
Ftfy
I don't have a summer moon.
How can I fix this?
>>17831064
ask her if she wants to fug
>>17831157
go back to /v/ faget
>>17831136
I didn't know Apple made potatophones.
What are you taking pictures with? A fucking piece of bread? Buy a fucking camera, OP, you retard.
>>17831157
Iktf 2chan
>>17831157
I'm in tears.
>>17831136
>this image shot with a potato underwater
So much for those iPhone commercials
>>17832726
You do, you just happened to have lost it. Maybe if, unlike OP, you find a hotty moongazing pagan chick and ask her to help find your strawberry moon tonight, then you two can find it together.
Take a video OP! Or your full of shit.
>>17831040
You again?
For those of you who don't know, this anon posted this shit yesterday, claiming someone was standing outside of his house screaming. OP sure does have some spooks frequently outside of his house
>>17831040
>>17831136
>filename
>>17833350
also those are literally the same exact pictures
Some people enjoy watching the nightsky. I do it too.
Retards like you make me search secluded areas.
What exactly makes you feel you always have to put your finger in other peoples coffee?
Is it your self important need to be a better citicen as you are or are you really as stupid as being afraid in such a situation?
Please. Guy. You are alot weirder than that girl.
Sounds like prostitution OP. Go see what she will do for a tenner.
>>17831040
SHE'S NOT EVEN LOOKING UP YOU PARANOID FUCK
>>17831133
hey. I'm a visitor from elsewhere and ayyy lmao at this as far as I understand bigenders
Guys. There's a faggot in my backyard. He's been out there shitposting for 15 hours now.
>>17833347
Samefag here. I had the other thread pinned on Clover
>>17833391
Jesus that font
>>17833568
I know, it's shit. But I'm running with default Android fonts, so all I have are 3
>>17831040
She is probably tripping balls call the cops and have them deal with it or go outside and ask her if she wants to have a threesum with you and your old lady.
>>17832803
Isn't this from some creepy scifi movie? Does anyone have sauce for this?>>17832871
>>17831040
>girl has been standing out in the freezing cold a good 2 hours. Dead fucking still
That's either a manekin or a dead body, watch out.
>>17831040
So fucking what? Some people enjoy looking at the beauty of the Moon or the Stars. It's even stranger that you couldn't find anything else to do than stare at someone for two hours straight.
everyone in this thread needs a nap
>>17831074
This
If she isn't retarded or something, she will move
>>17831040
>First night of Summer
> Most likely drunk / high from some party
> who knows shrooms or acid?
>adventure in own head whilst staring at moon for 2 hours
>OP is a faggot
ITT: don't bother, it's literally all shitposts.
>>17831167
Where the fuck are you?!
OP first you need to learn how to take a fucking picture you fucking autist
>>17834875
He is lying because he would have to be in death valley. That is the only place that is getting that hot.
>>17834901
Try Phoenix, Arizona. Fucking kill me, I'm going to melt.
Sex her OP
