Let me see your scariest greentexts!
>>17826056
"Scary shit happen but can't prove because of the [REDACTED]"
>Be 21
>Girlfriend's 19
>Been dating for months now
>This guy named Joe comes out of fucking nowhere into my life
>He's my new coworker at my company
>Find out he has no money, no place of residence.
>Moved here for the job and can no longer afford his hotel
>Decide to open up to him
>Keep him in my apartment for weeks
>Bro is pretty cool
>We play the vidya, drinks beers, watch football
>This continues for months
>Afterwards, find out girlfriend is pregnant
>By all tradition, I have to marry her now.
>One night, eating out at dinner with wife
>Joe stayed late at the office for some overtime
>I pop the question to my wife
>She admits she was raped by Joe and the baby isn't mine
>She isn't ready to make a commitment after being violated
>Go home in a fucking rage.
>Throw out all Joe's shit
>Gonna fucking kill Joe when he gets home.
>Joe gets home about 1 a.m.
>As soon as he opens the door, I fucking punch him in his bastard face
>Eye swells up like a ball of cotton
>He swings at me
>Dodge and sweep his leg
>He falls down
>In a giant fucking rage now
>Go to my room, grab my handgun out of my drawer
>Go back to confront Joe
>Joe jumps in his car and fucking hightails it out of there
>I haven't seen or heard from him since
>On the phone a month later with my brother
>He finally asks why I've been so depressed
>I tell him that if it hadn't been for cotton-eye Joe
>I'd been married a long time ago
>Where did you come from, where did you go--
>Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe?
>>17826702
>>17826702
you fucking motherfucker
>>17826702
>>17827876
After writing >>17827932 and thinking about this interaction, I got the distinct impression that I've literally seen this same exact meme, with screen and everything, happen before. Is this a /b/ meme? Do we get deja vu now whenever someone does a /b/ thing? Did you guys pollute the entire collective unconscious with your shitposting?
>>17828016
No idea, last time I went to /b/ was 2008 or something. I think the style of joke has been around sometime though in various formats both here, plebbit and even more godforsaken parts of the web.
>>17826702
I dun get it
>>17830255
well it sounds like your parents played an elaborate prank on all of you. And you bought it too much.
>>17826702
kek
http://www.storiesspace.com/stories/mystery/343-am-chapter-1.aspx
>>17826702
You didn't post the picture and instead want anon's to believe this is your own, original post. Come on.
>>17830434
I didn't write this man, but yeah I also thought it was their parents
