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>>17819989
hunterxphile is a failed marine
mcboots sucks his dick
aninnymouse is a cunt
urbaninvader is gay
>>17819994
What is this cryptid?
Whatever the fuck this is.
>>17820013
ningen
>>17820016
Looks like a dinosaur.
>>17820008
epic
>>17820042
i think its apparently a 4chan created monster that has been adopted into a cryptid
>>17821494
>4chan created monster that has been adopted into a cryptid
it's a 2ch thing
>>17822188
i knew it was a chan
I wis he was real, he looks so lonely
yeti life
Make sure the mods don't dismiss it!
>>17823997
BASE VIE
>>17820008
Urban invader is more than gay he is a douchebag but he's abandoned
manbearpig will always be best cryptid
I can't join on hexchat..
>>17824479
what does it say?
https://i.gyazo.com/036067a70d5318115ef1a5dc6cba3794.png
>>17824487
are you connected to rizon?
if not just use the kiwi irc link since it lets you join automagically
>>17824504
Yeah... https://i.gyazo.com/2617a387c70a8d55531e92548ba92473.png
>>17824514
I dont think you put it in right
type /join /x/philes
should look like this
>>17824517
keeps saying 'illegal channel name'
https://i.gyazo.com/9f1120f69ab3afc43b0ada72a727afe6.png
>>17824535
no idea what you're doing
try using the kiwi link to join
![springjack[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/8XI9O3w.jpg "springjack[1].jpg")
I want to hear more about this guy. Spring heeled Jack, Gef the talking mongoose, mad gasser of Mattoon, where do they all go? They never appear again unlike bigfoot and lake monsters
>>17824549
can you help me troubleshoot this then
>>17824597
>/join #/x/philes
Don't use any brackets, just #.
>>17824602
thanks...finally
>>17824567
Spring Heeled Jack probably dicked off back to hell
Gef the mongoose probably fucked off once the sole remaining member of the family he was hanging out with died
Mad Gasser probably died since most of the accounts where from mass hysteria
would a doodoo bird count as cryptid
>>17826354
Yes if there were sightings. Same with the thylacine
>>17824567
That's not true. Spring Heel was seen last in 1904, from his initial sighting in 1837.
Who's to say he still isn't around, and that some of the missing people in the UK didn't have a little run in with Jack.
So we arent doing Bigfoot generals?
>>17827639
we just general cryptid but feel free to post about bigfoots
>>17820008
epic maymay
>>17829685
stop spamming your shit everywhere off-topic. holy fuck, you are worse than the cunny guy on /tv/
>>17829697
Stop sperging and cryptid on.
>>17829684
That's an actual breed of koi fish. Not an anomaly.
>>17830618
No.
http://mysteriousuniverse.org/2015/10/bizarre-cow-catfish-shocks-oklahomans-and-cows/
>>17830699
So Oklahoma is too stupid to understand rare color mutations. They even state in that article it was determined to just be a piebald catfish.
The only paranormal thing here is how Oklahoma managed to sound more idiotic than Mississippi.
http://www.lmrcc.org/piebald-blues-rarest-catfish-lower-mississippi-river/
>Explanations for the coloration of piebald blues will probably remain a mystery due to their extreme rarity. Whether this rarity is due to low occurrences, or to high predation from larger fish stimulated by their conspicuous appearance, is speculative. If, however, a piebald blue could be successfully transferred to an aquaculture facility, breeding experiments and DNA-analyses of parents and offspring could determine whether these fish are the result of unusual genetic phenomena or simple accidents of nature.
OMG, it's got the same coloration as a small subset of cows! That means the cows are fucking other animals and creating hybrids!!
Nothing is safe! Cows are total sexual deviants!
Where will it end?! Oh God, WHEN WILL THEY STOP?!?
>>17830959
>thinks Oklahoma wrote the article for MysteriousUniverse.org
>calls them stupid
Have I got bad news for you...
>>17830974
>>17830980
>>17830987
Hide yo kids, hide yo wildlifes, cows they be rapin' e'rybody up in here.
I went into the chatroom once and tried talking about cryptids. I even shared a story of mine. It went ignored so people could keep arguing about bullshit. At least here on /x/ people notice on-topic posts
>>17831817
it happens sometimes but we try to be nice and include everyone
>>17831817
You likely made up the story and it sounded like RPing to everyone, which is why it was ignored.
Or you were talking about mermaids, and no one cares.
ergosphere is a crybaby
that is all
Jackalope
>tfw too lazy to post pic ;-;
>>17833699
rip in pieces
The ultimate pimp.
Fucks up a bridge and splits.
Iceland Worm Monster
>The Lagarfljótsormur, Lagarfljót worm, (or simply Iceland Worm Monster) is an Icelandic lake cryptid which is purported to live in the lake Lagarfljót in the town of Egilsstaðir. Sightings have been logged since 1345 and continue into the 21st century, including a 2012 video supposedly showing the creature swimming.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8OmyyHyya64
>The legend of the worm is first mentioned in the Icelandic Annals of 1345. Sightings were considered to portend a great event such as a natural disaster.[6]
>According to the folk tradition recorded by Jón Árnason, the great serpent in Lagarfljót grew out of a small "lingworm" or heath-dragon; a girl was given a gold ring by her mother, and asked how she might best derive profit from the gold, was told to place it under a lingworm.[2] She did so, and put it in the top of her linen chest for a few days, but then found that the little dragon had grown so large, it had broken open the chest. Frightened, she threw both it and the gold into the lake,[3] where the serpent continued to grow and terrorized the countryside, spitting poison and killing people and animals. Two Finns called in to destroy it and retrieve the gold said that they had managed to tie its head and tail to the bottom of the lake[6] but it was impossible to kill it because there was a still larger dragon underneath.
>>17833356
>sounded like RPing to everyone
Then that's a problem you're going to need to deal with if you want to get /x/ represented in your chat.
#s/x/eptics is free.
>>17835315
We got it dealt with already - no RPing in chat. If you want to troll and pretend you summoned succubus and tulpas and shit, post here on /x/ like you're doing now.
See? Problem solved.
>>17836858
yeah rp just kinda brings the chat down imho
Wow that place is dead.
Get back in faggots.
>>17837917
its irc
goes from dead to active randomly so you gotta sit awhile and listen
>>17834918
The video just looks like a snake.
>>17834881
I'd hang with mothman.
>>17833356
My story wasn't made up, nor was it RP. It wasn't even outlandish, just a chance encounter I had with an animal that doesn't exist (or at least shouldn't exist in the region I saw it in). So you can take your shitty group and shove it up your ass.
>>17819989
mothman or werewolves here
>>17836858
>>17837491
>>17837917
>>17838893
The other half of /x/ feels threatened by know and actual conspiracies. Lurking itself can be dangerous. The longer you stay on the line, the easier it becomes to trace you. This series of posts just demonstrates what's wrong with your circlejerk so nicely.
>>17841998
like i said you're welcome to join back without rping and join us.
choose one
>>17839617
No one cares about your shitty story faggot
>>17846493
>goes in cryptid thread complains it has cryptid stories in it
>>17846502
>>17844482
Thanks for isolating everything that's wrong with /x/ into a single chat. Enjoy your wankfest.
>>17847614
well we just had a dude come in talking about immortality and fringe stuff.
come on in guys
>>17849640
See, now it sounds interesting for once. Keep that up.
>>17849821
yea it was pretty interesting
These are fish swinging in a line. I think i saw it in a river monster episode.
but still a good story.
>>17841998
flat earth is a shitty conspiracy & you're retarded for believing in it
fuck off
>>17852843
this so hard
>>17826765
Apparently there have been thylacine sightings near Cradle Mountain...
>>17853493
http://www.baka.com.au/good-weekend/eye-on-the-tiger-trailing-the-elusive-thylacine-20150324-1m6eo0.html
If I lived down there, I would be looking for it in my spare time.
>>17829592
Stop looking at my badonkadonk.
>>17820016
why would you try to help a giany hand bigger than your boat?
>>17853532
I wouldnt.
I would give it a high five though :3
>>17824456
found Al Gore...
>>17855270
>ISIS
Best cryptid.
>>17852843
>>17853103
I'd say only about 10% of /x/ actually believes in flat Earth. I'm talking about being open minded enough to discuss the paranormal at all. Half of /x/ is open minded enough to believe, half isn't. This is how it has always been and this is how it will always be, and whether or not your chat reflects this reality will always be the deciding factor in whether or not you have activity and support from the general /x/ community.
>>17855327
no thats owlman
