Have you ever tried to learn magic or any paranormal skills?
If magic was real then anime would be real.
>>17816524
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Once I tried to grow flowers out of a clay pot but all I managed to grow was mould
>>17816572
Pretty sure I watch it on my TV.... does that make it real?
ayy lmao
I'm afraid there's no such thing.
Any occult boons are entirely psychological, and are only good for schizophrenics or the extremely gullible.
>>17816572
I second this
>>17816524
For learning magic you need kowledge and such knowledge you can't find in a library or the internet. It's closely guarded (not by the government mind you). So if anyone tells you they know magick they are shitposting.
>>17817748
>For learning magic you need kowledge and such knowledge you can't find in a library or the internet.
Protip: It's in the library and on the intenet.
No, because any time that I looked into it, it's all just shit that is belief based. If you believe that it works then it does but it has no on the real world only within the "magical" world in which you believe. So yeah, it works all in your head, and that's it. Doesn't do shit for anyone else.
I learned a load of magic spells. Ones that did some serious damage too.
This was in a video game because magic isn't real.
>>17818446
Top kek
>>17818222
>No, because any time that I looked into it, it's all just shit that is belief based.
Sounds like what you found was shit. You can't blame the field for your shitty skills.
Magic is what your brain can do if you can be arsed to learn how to use it. Remember that your brain coordinates all of your bodily functions and makes mad calculations on the fly (catching a ball for example) without any effort from your conscious mind.
>>17817748
We playing some kind of RPG game where we have to fight the Witch of Izalith and her daughters of Chaos to retrieve the book of necromancy?
>>17818497
But without the CNS and PNS along with receptor cells such as the ones used for touch, hearing, and sound, your brain won't be able to react to external stimulus as well as others who do.
You don't need to "try"
Magic is in your breath, silly.
Do you ever breathe? Do you ever watch something breathe?
Take a plastic bag and tie it around an attached tree-stem, around the leaves, and you'll see that water vapor is made, water is being put into the air, by the plants.
We absorb water and energies from every breath, and bite we have to eat.
We are like mushrooms.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxj8xjWEwNw
Be a mushroom, realize that you are made of tiny threads, and those threads are connected to everything that will interact with you in any way.
Norse gods got their immortality from REALLY GOOD APPLES.
Seriously cut one in half, leave the core in tact, and then you have a magical symbol.
Magic is life. it's simple as shit.
Shit + mushrooms = more life.
If a tree falls in a forest, do you think it's breath ceases to be?
Welcome to immortality.
>>17816913
>can't seem to comprehend that although his TV may be real, cartoons being displayed are not
>>17818511
>What is condensation
>What is cellular respiration in presence of oxygen
>>17818511
lol, this some kind of bait?
>>17818511
y-you alright,my dude?
>>17816572
damn...
>>17818511
>when you try to /x/ but the acid hits
>>17818511
All those 'threads' are channels and they connect chakra.
Consciousness is also good to look up since you are nothing but conscious force to a degree, but you are also a chemical quantum computer as well.
>>17816524
Once I tried to do magical thing and had success.
Another time I thought about how an untreatable disease which is really rare I saw on facebook operates, then I conjured a similar crystal with my magik crystals.
It was the arab girl who was shitting crystals out her eye (shit you not) if you were wondering about video.
The magical encounter was cool stroytiem shit.
>>17816890
I'm sorry to hear that senpai.
>>17818511
>>17820916
senpai
