how to join cult?
which cult is best cult?
Offer your first born to baphomet. We will come to you
>>17815322
Roman Catholic. Biggest cult on the planet. Bigger than even Islam, the second biggest cult on the planet.
>>17815322
Flush your head down the toilet and teleport yourself to a new land.
>>17815327
Baphy not an entity, he is a Masonic meme
biggest cult is self-affirmation. Everyone buys into the theory that oneself is the purpose of life.
>>17815409
no catholicism is mate.
join the science cult.
science cult best cult,
we have all the science.
we even have some magic too.
>>17815725
the science cult is, to be sure, more like a way of life.
>>17815322
gotta have friends first mate.
>>17815322
the cult of Steve
someone in my family was invited to a dinner at a huge af mansion on completion of his phd. he graduated top of the class for his bachelors and masters degrees and was contacted on both occasions, just a kind of "hello", an acknowledgement of sorts. while at the dinner he was asked questions conducive to him being given certain... quite incredible privileges, if he provided certain services. the illuminati is real. i guess smart people simply like chilling with other smart people, but they end up with a loony amoung power.
>>17815871
>end up with a loony amoung power.
fuck's sake. i hit send too early. *a loony amount of power
>>17815409
Islam is the fastest growing
>>17815322
>Go to church every Sunday
>???
>Profit
>>17815928
>Yeah! Take that mom and dad!
>>17815409
Christianity as a whole is bigger. Roman Catholicism also is bigger than either of the two major Sects of Islam. Combined though, they are bigger than Roman Catholicism alone.
>>17815965
>My cult isn't a cult because it has very many people in it
>>17815731
I would be terrified if the sky opened up like that and I understood everything about God and the Universe. How did the prophets handle this?
>>17816021
probably shitting their robes in mortified terror;
probably~
The one that doesn't end in mass suicide
>SAGE
watching a Dateline nbc about manson senpai right now desu, senpai
>>17816021
They didn't, this is what entheogen/ic practices do.
>>17816053
Deus, Senpai? Illiterate children.
>>17816053
feeding your "family" lsd and making them feel bugs all over them
fun
>>17815328
>Nothing personnel kid
>>17816142
>implying it wouldn't have been fun
>>17816227
> this
> fun
>>17815322
do you believe in...MONEY?
do you believe in...GOVERNMENT?
congratulations!
you are a member of the largest cult there is!
There are seven main types of cults, 4 major, 3 minor.
The major are, Saturnian, Solar, Lunar, and Stellar (rumored extinct) cults.
The minor are Fire, Venus, and Mushroom cults.
don't fuck around with ews...it was our warning for 9/11
>>17815871
What did he get his phd in?
>>17816291
Is that supposed to say Jews, did you leave the j out of Jews on purpose because you are that paranoid, was it a typo, or does ews stand for something?
>which cult is best cult
Jews
>>17815322
Join the "The Church of Faggotism"
>>17816090
>deus, senpai?
>illiterate
wow
>Islam
>>17815322
Any cult that's freely taking members off the streets probably isn't a cult you want to be in. I guess you could go with Scientology, but if you want to really get the full benefits I'd recommend already being rich.
>>17815328
Don't be a neckbeard
The best cult has no name, for it is a cult
>>17817480
How can it be a cult if the information is open to all those interested?
Perhaps that is the real difference between accurssed cults and genuine oracles of faith
>>17815322
Find a cult that has benefits, such as a dental plan. Having a chance at shares or a 401K is also nice.
>>17815397
Would you please explain that?
>>17815322
Psht, that one.
>>17817485
Good to know freemasons and templars aren't cults then
>>17815322
illuminati search your local community.
>>17816261
oh look an anarchist.
you buy those skinny jeans @ hot topic?
>>17816186
washing pole faggots can go die in the flame of the old chaos.
>>17816090
>This new
>>17815322
I can see the Batman sign within that center circle of the pic... could this be related to why all the Batman films have hidden agenda messages in them (sandy hook etc)? Is the Batman logo really a reference to people standing in a circle performing this ritual?
>>17815327
Baphomet is a deformation of Mohammed.
Join my cult, we shot gays at night club
>>17816261
You got real close, but the biggest cult is natalism.
>>17819418
oy vey
>>17817486
never trust a skelly
>>17818355
I always thought he was cute...
>>17816253
>I'm too much of a pussy to feel a little uncomfy so I can gain enlightenment
Stay pleb
Birdie Sanders had a good one going there. Made lots of dough off a bunch of broke people.
>>17815322
>how to join cult?
become homeless. they will come to you
>>17818355
>>17816003
>when you don't know the definition of a cult and make a full retard post
>>17820020
>>17818355
You're not alone - he's seriously good looking. He looks like the son of my aunt. Very similar to me too, but we're Polish, not Arab... as far as I know.
Look up "flirty fishing". Jesus freak hippie chicks fucking dudes to get them to join their church. Not gonna lie, it would work on me. Can't remember the name of the cult atm.
>>17821419
Isn't that what Charles Manson did to gain the stuff he wanted? Just pimp out the girls.
>>17821385
Stfu u not Polish , Poles hate gays and muslims fucking retard
>>17815328
edgy af
>>17815328
at least catholics today are peaceful and friendly. Unlike awful islam.
the cult of the person of Jesus Christ, who is blessed forever, amen.
