Hey guys, I've been a little spooped out lately, and wanted some clarification if this had already been discussed on this board before.
I'll try to keep this short, but is this whole Illuminati Card game real? People have mentioned that it was made in the late 80's or early 90's and the fact that it has strangely predicted a lot of the events that happened after the card was made. If you look up the cards themselves, you can relate them to events that have happened or at least may be happening soon.
For example, here are some of the cards that could correlate to events that have happened, you can google illuminati card game and find the cards online, but these are just a few examples:
Jogger: It seems to remind me of the boston marathon bombing
Enoguh is enough: It reminds me a lot of Donald Trump, could possibly be a plot against him if he wins.
Suicide squad: I don't know what it means at the moment, but I have a feeling that it may relate to the movie, Suicide Squad, that is coming out soon.
Car bomb: The Oklahoma city car bombing.
Those are just a few examples, I'm just not sure if this is a real thing or not. Supposedly the cards were made in the late 80's which if that is the case, it seems to be a mighty big coincidence, right?
Pure coincidence. Now move on.
Silly tinfoil goyim.
>>17808996
>looked up some of the cards
>Lots of it is eerily coincidental
Screencapping this thread niggah in case anything happens.
>>17809001
You better be right, if OP is correct and I fuckign die watch Suicide Squad, I'm going to be pissed.
>>17808996
>Look up some of the cards
>Terrorist nuke
>Literally the two twin towers blowing up
I'm calling bullshit on this being made prior 2010. That can't be right.
The games been out for a while OP, I've played it a few times and its actually pretty fun.
>>17809088
Can second this, it's insanely funny.
>>17808996
>Illuminati Card game
http://www.oddityworld.net/2014/07/the-creepy-illuminati-card-game.html
>>17809116
>>17808996
Illuminati (INWO) is my favorite game, card or otherwise. I've probably played hundreds of hours of it in high school in the late 90's. Back then we could still find Unlimited edition cards. So, although I can't be bothered to look up when they actually started printing I'd say it started in 1995.
Yes it is real and very fun. I just wish I could convince others to learn it.
1985 I believe but it was revamped in 1992. Its real lads.
>>17809027
Nah dude. My dad played this game with his buddies in the trailer park back when it first dropped from Steve Jackson Games in 1994. Might still have some cards in the attic, I dunno.
>>17808996
Suicide Suqad is a very old (and rather common) term.
The Illuminati card game is real, funny and interesting, but it didn't predict shit.
The only really interesting card in this regard is the "Terrorist Nuke" one, supposedly predicting 9/11, even though 9/11 had nothing to do with nukes. Oh well...
OH SHIT GUYS
could this be...?
>>17809873
yep, gtfo before it's to late
They're legit but the spoopiness goes away the minute you realize they created a card for every trope.
>>17809992
This.
As for Terrorist Nuke, well, it's not as though 9/11 was the first WTC Attack.
Steve Jackson Games just assumed the next would be a bigger bomb.
>>17809016
You'll be dead faggot
>>17809873
I remember seeing this for the first time, before this whole meme magic meme. It happened.
>>17809001
There are no coincidences
>>17808996
All is well Op.
>>17808996
>>17809873
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LImlP21FqEc
>>17809873
INTERNET
PEPE, MLG FROG, whos dat boi etc..
4chan Card ?
>>17809873
Is it ?
>>17810822
>>17810831
>Kuk (also spelled as Kek or Keku) is the deification of the primordial concept of darkness in ancient Egyptian religion. In the Ogdoad cosmogony, his name meant darkness. As a concept, Kuk was viewed as androgynous, his female form being known as Kauket (also spelled as Keket), which is simply the female form of the word Kuk.[1]
>Like all four dualistic concepts in the Ogdoad, Kuk's male form was depicted as a frog, or as a frog-headed man, and the female form as a snake, or a snake-headed woman. As a symbol of darkness, Kuk also represented obscurity and the unknown, and thus chaos. Also, Kuk was seen as that which occurred before light, thus was known as the bringer-in of light. The other members of the Ogdoad are Nu and Naunet, Amun and Amaunet, Huh and Hauhet.
>>17810837
holy shit
>>17809873
#R #A #R #E
>>17810837
>kuk and nu[male]
>>17808996
I have it, Is real.
KAERU
A
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>>17809873
this is where things really gets bizarre
>shhh, nobody tell the children about the card game that got SJG raided by the feds.
>>17809873
Praise KEK, our one true God!
Praise KEK!
>>17810831
Dat boi is a government engineered meme created to combat the overwhelming power of Pepe and the Meme Magic given by KEK
Ok after looking up some new cards
im fucking CONVINCED THAT they are communicating with us from the past or something.
its kinda fool proof
you time travel tell some asshole the cards and they print them in 1990s
kinda like what marty did in back too the future with doc's death
albino alligators? the fuck? what could this mean other then the alligator attack? why is that fucking thing a world WIDE FUCKING NEWS? this is getting too schizo for me
>>17812449
it's called confirmation bias anon
>>17808996
The thing that freaks me out most about this card game isnt the coincidences (though they dont help)
Its the fact that i remember back when people started to notice this game was predicting shit.
Someone posted the full set of cards. There wasnt that many.
Now it seems like there are new cards retroactively added to the game.
Frog god for instance wasnt around when i first looked into this game years ago. its like history changed to accommodate the advent of meme magic.
Link 2 cards?
>>17812530
Hey, if you have an in w/ discordians could you ask them what the point of gumdrop spoop day was? Even in terms of plausible deniability that seemed a lil tryhard.
>>17808996
I own the game, it's pretty cool. The thing is, this sort of imagery has existed for a long ass time, the game is using that. The similarities come from cliche, the cards replicate scenes and acts typical to terroists vs spy fair and since real terrorists and spies do the same things then repetition leads to a sink up.
>>17809873
Oh shit, waddup!
Stop Giving out the secret.
The Golden Apple will comes soon enough.
Let us rest the short time that is left before
the event.
>>17809027
>people forgot about the bombings of the WTC
>>17813206
this was from around the 1980s
the same card was around but not the actual picture also it was first drawn in 1992-1993 I believe
its real and I try to learn from the cards, they taught me a lot.
>>17813221
also I remember alex jones saying in august of 2001 that there would be probably be a terrorist nuke in the future and stuff and it did happen in the sense of the card games
>>17813151
Spoop spoofin' ain't good enough.
I just found out about this one. Its called "eliza" and shows a women drowning, which is how elisa lam died. Very creepy.
>>17809016
Your own fault for watching shit movies tbqh.
>>17816209
It's not a woman drowning at all, you're really seeing what you want to see there.
>Is it really alive, or does it just think it is?
>Eliza can be linked to any Computer group
Makes me think of the twitter bot TayTweets, but obviously it's the old idea of some kind of IA I suppose.
I think we're all being hoodwinked. This serves a few purposes:
1.) To belittle conspiracy theorists, make them feel impotent, flaunt how much power they have over them
2.) Make it seem completely acceptable to the public by precisely being so blatant and ubiquitous, to seek refuge in the sheer ridiculousness of the idea that 9/11 could be depicted in a campy cardgame about the Illuminati before 9/11 even happened
3.) To wink to those who may want to be in the know that there is a higher group controlling things whom they may be able to join if they study their actions and beliefs enough and may be able to benefit them in some way
4.) A way of communicating important things to members in esoteric symbols or code
5.) Probably more, IDK, some have said predictive programming is meant to psychologically accustom the population to important events so they won't revolt/there won't be mass societal breakdown when they happen
>>17809873
this is amazing
>>17816209
Doesn't show a woman drowning at all
>>17808996
This makes me think theres some extremely powerful fuckers out there laughing at us... they've been in absolute control for 500.... 1000... 3000 years...
What about these ones?
>>17808996
I remember making a panoramic out of truck bomb, tornado, volunteer aid and something else. Forgot what one of the cards was.
>>17816424
>>17816209
those arent even the good ones except for flat earth
the good ones are
South american nazis
hitlers brain
Immortality serum
CDC
Deprogrammers
Killer satelite
Orbital mind control lazers
Mass Murder (relevant especially now)
NSA
Paranoids
Population reduction
>>17812513
I always remembered frog god. It was one of the more stand out cards.
>>17816464
also the thule group
secret service
weather satelite (haarp)
market manipulation
robot sea monsters
gun control
flying saucer
clone arrangers
cattle mutilators
oregon crud
texas
conspiracy theorists
atomic monster
Convenience stores
>a world wide network of informants
probably explains why all the arabs own them and why they are all shady as fuck
>>17816209
http://www.manifestation.com/neurotoys/eliza.php3
>>17809873
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kuk_(mythology)
Sometimes I feel like this reality is collapsing in on itself.
>>17816464
Dang. I don't have this one.
>>17816567
heres a link where you can see a lot of them
not all of them are there though
>>17816567
>>17816576
oops
here https://reptilianilluminati.wordpress.com/2014/01/31/illuminati-card-game-all-illuminati-cards/
>>17816581
I don't have that one either! I got a 500 card blind pack and there's so many I didn't get.
>>17816594
What about this one?
>tfw you will never meet the secret masters
>>17809873
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ce-iuloaJU&list=RD7ce-iuloaJU&index=1
Yes, I am KeK. LoL.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O70Ww9vzjvg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iA2CfAjbf08
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5aukV0D6VM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PeyiU3uWJ8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KSOMA3QBU0
>>17812545
So you wanna play with magic?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFjHw2KJIVQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b11-37Me_a4
>>17808996
this is my fav
>>17816626
nope, thought I did.
>>17816209
Nothing to see here.
>>17816730
>>17816535
The fuck?
>>17816209
The background on the card is irrelevant, completely irrelevant.... pay no attention!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dWUKyWcI2o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9EU1TcF1u4
>>17816730
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Paperclip
Operation Paperclip was the United States Office of Strategic Services (OSS) program in which more than 1,500 Nazis,[1] primarily scientists but also engineers and technicians, were brought to the United States from Nazi Germany for government employment starting in 1945 and increasing in the aftermath of World War II.[2] It was conducted by the Joint Intelligence Objectives Agency (JIOA) and in the context of the burgeoning Cold War. One purpose of Operation Paperclip was to deny Nazi scientific expertise and knowledge to the Soviet Union[2] and the United Kingdom,[3] as well as to inhibit post-war Germany from redeveloping its military research capabilities.
>>17816209
Nah son, she is being submerged in the deep blue and her mind is being taken. Does death take the mind or did someone else fake it and took HER mind.
N'om sayin'?
>>17816721
>mfw it's worse but she promised it would get better.
>>17816763
>N'om sayin'?
absolutely no one knows what you are saying.
>>17816751
Yeah its also wierd that after operation paperclip (WW2) UFO sightings increased dramatically
Not to mention hitler did have actual wizards, he was into the occult and even took peyote and tried to communicate with spirits
>>17816526
>http://www.manifestation.com/neurotoys/eliza.php3
Yes, the card is clearly a reference to Eliza from the 1960s. It's an early program mimicking intelligence which will sort of converse with you via a screen and keyboard. I remember chatting with Eliza at a science museum when I was a kid. Loooong time ago.
Tay is obviously far, far more sophisticated.
>>17816777
have you read peter levenda's books?
>>17816464
>Mass Murder
holy fuck
>>17816777
>Yeah its also wierd that after operation paperclip (WW2) UFO sightings increased dramatically
Not weird at all when you consider that many believe the Nazis were on the verge of developing serious rocket technology and had it not been for their losing the war, they would've. Probably would've made it to the moon before anybody else, and certainly would've developed nuclear weapons.
So the Nazi scientists brought all that technological brilliance and know how to their new host country, in exchange for their lives and freedom from prosecution OR persecution.
Pretty good deal all around I would say. My late mother was in the sciences and studied at UC Berkeley in the postwar years. She had lectures with Dr. Edward Teller, and apparently he used to hit on her, having noticed her because due to damaged hearing from a childhood illness, she always sat in the front row. She found him fascinating and terrifying at the same time. No, she didn't say yes.
>>17816802
I haven't read any of his books but they look interesting
which one should I start with?
>>17816835
>which one should I start with?
Sinister Forces - The Nine: A Grimoire of American Political Witchcraft
>>17816535
Kek
>>17816827
A lot of people say the Nazis fled to the arctic or to the moon. But no doubt they were absorbed by the U.S and the U.S probably built on what they learned from them.
>>17816859
thanks
>>17816234
And it's named Eliza because that was the name of the first chatbot.
>>17816653
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfYbgdo8e-8
There is a bar code one that describes bar codes to a t.
The Conspiracy Theorist reminded me instantly of Olavo de Carvalho.
>>17817063
Him or glenn beck because of the chalk board but I think glenn is a shill
I'm personally more concerned with how Back to the Future II clearly foreshadows 9/11 in 1989.
>>17817063
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRU4iZUsTY0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JedcoT_wwjc
>>17817091
Maybe because people call him "Professor Olavo"
>>17817103
When he talks about the shoelace tips it reminded me of when I was a kid. When I would touch them it always felt like something was melting off of them and into my skin.
>>17809873
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9vPvHO8Kp4
>>17810837
>>17816424
Flat Earth theory and Moon Landing conspiracies were already known back in those days, they just used them because the game is about conspiracies, so they obviously would depict the most famous ones
>>17809873
if my post get dubs the world will burn soon.
>>17819120
damn :c
>>17816741
I fucking love the vague yet eerie descriptions on the cards
>>17819120
Is this what Venus looked like before it burned?
>>17819140
this is 4chan drop the emoticons
>>17810799
>>17809873
obey the hypnotoad
Where can I get a set of these cards?
THe game looks fun
>Babies first illuminaity game thread
>Literally was relevant three years ago
>everyone on here too new to remember
God damn this is sad.
>>17819333
triggered af, also chekt
>>17808996
back to the future
>>17820038
ive been here since late 2009 but I didnt go on /x/ and a few other boards
>>17820038
I remember but I basically just lurk nowadays
4chans changed man :'(
>>17816706
They actually wrote meme?? That cant be real.
Whatthefuck
>>17808996
Oh yeah, its definetly real. His office was raided by the FBI, the maker of this card game.
>>17820849
yeah and I read that some of the people that join subgenius are weird mit students
>>17820879
Yeah like I never knew the band Devo was into them, do you know anyone that is into them or anything they control?
>>17816535
That's because it is. I've been getting the same feeling and so have a couple of people I've known in person, like 2 m8.
>>17820884
What was the post you replied to/
>>17820918
"yeah subgenius has some more power than you would expect"
>>17820038
>game has "literally" been around and relevant for decades
>game is especially relevant this years for some xphiles cause of elections and trump
>"hurr durr im an oldfag look at me
>>17820159
Fuck off with smileys unless you want to out yourself as a faggot.
dumping some rares I found
>>17822366
>>17822369
>>17822374
>>17822380
>>17822382
Pareidolia the thread.
>>17822384
>>17822388
>>17822391
>>17822394
>>17822403
>>17822408
>>17822411
>>17822437
>>17822440
>>17822443
>>17810837
its real
>>17822380
>>17822366
>>17822403
>>17822408
>>17822430
these are rares
if anyone has any of the subgenius illuminati cards can you please dump them they are hard to find for me
preferably in readable text like these ones
>>17809873
I was not ready for today.
So how is this game played? And how many cards is the complete set? I Wana try tracking it down to play.
>>17808996
>>17809873
To be honest, I don't believe in most conspiracy theories or magic but I'm actually fairly convinced that the guys who made this card games were time travellers or have a weird experience of time outside of normal continuity or some shit.
Like, the terrorist attack ones, though spooky, aren't that hard to explain; I mean, they're basing the images off of high priority targets for any terrorist, of course those are the ones that get hit.
But the frog god? Come on.
>>17823341
also the flouridators put things in the water that make people gay
can you guys find the subgenius cards please
>>17823380
>>17823411
After thorough think-thonking and some personal synchronicity events, I would guess that the so called 'meme magic' (memetic manipulation) is actually a scheme intended to reduce the viability of sociological control methods. While that could sound good to those who favor freedom over stability, in effect wouldn't that be a sort of pascal's wager -- suggesting that they expect to prevail if we default to mutually assured destruction and/or violent compulsory factors?
If so, does that suggest that those responsible are verifiably bad, or that sociological control is worse in comparison?
Bomb halloween town. Dead pirate roberts. Punch the mirror. Support your local accordionist. Semper Ridiculum.
>>17822430
this ones saying the music industry has magic in the music
>>17823620
This
John Todd tells it the best
This could be used against trump with the Black lives matter thing..
If anyone can help me I cant read this one due to bad quality
>>17823442
>Bomb halloween town. Dead pirate roberts. Punch the mirror. Support your local accordionist. Semper Ridiculum.
Ordo ab chao. By creating chaos, it is easier to forcibly impose order, because the people will be clamoring for a ruler to rule over them all.
>>17822443
ISIS' next high profile attack is going to be at a beach resort, calling it.
>>17824049
they have a jihad card and you could be right
>>17816679
Do you think any of these concepts weren't around in the public prior to the manufacturing of this card game?
>>17816706
officially spooped
>>17824598
Ohhh, lucid reply.
if they are so heavy with numbers etc.
shouldn't there be a kind of mathematical wizardry to mix them up and see current events or the future like with horoscope but more obvious because of the pictures ?
i mean is there a complete set of the cards in one picture because otherwise everything could make new cards
>>17813151
The Golden Apple is only for the most beautiful.
Also I don't know why you're pleading about it here, I guess you don't know what's been going on elsewhere but secrets have been given out like crazy.
>>17816209
That's Tay, Eliza was nowhere close to Tay. Tay is actually alive.
>>17816464
QR codes, "internet of things".
>>17816506
Ferguson.
>>17822391
Fun Time Kidz Kare or whatever the name of the place is, in Salt Lake City, among other similar fronts.
>>17817103
The Question is red pilled as fuck. That writer knows something, and he throws you off by putting in silly crap every now and then.
k now i'm spooked
>>17825280
This is what should come out of this thread. A way of fortune telling with these cards. Like looking at the news before it comes out.
If it worked it would be awesome,but could be fun either way
>>17808996
Anyone have a list of all the cards?
Some people said that these cards have been infused with magic
>>17816706
This is freaking me out. At first glance I thought it was a Cajun voodoo type of fortune teller (Meme is a fairly common Cajun name for grandma) but it doesn't seem to be.
>>17816706
Feminists?
>>17816702
Katy Perry is a piece of work and a half.
![fJQwLBsh[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/zhUbA6o.jpg "fJQwLBsh[1].jpg")
>>17826372
![o46hs28y5qp2vfcpw4sd[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/axOVpYK.jpg "o46hs28y5qp2vfcpw4sd[1].png")
>>17826372
>>17828460
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>>17808996
>one of the cards is called cia
>>17812449
>albino alligators? the fuck? what could this mean other then the alligator attack? why is that fucking thing a world WIDE FUCKING NEWS? this is getting too schizo for me
yes you are schizo yes
>>17828925
It goes deeper than that. Dig up some info on Tavistock if you have the time.
Predictive programming, lesser "magic"
>>17825322
>That's Tay, Eliza was nowhere close to Tay. Tay is actually alive.
Do you think the concept of the AI woman is new?
>QR codes, "internet of things".
The card is referring to bar codes. That's why it's called Bar Codes. QR codes are bar codes. The card refers to a concept from the time that still exists today. It was predicting something, it was commenting on something that existed then.
>Ferguson.
Yeah, or maybe It was referencing the tons of other instances of looting of convenience stores from the time.
>Fun Time Kidz Kare or whatever the name of the place is, in Salt Lake City, among other similar fronts.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Day_care_sex_abuse_hysteria
ctrl+f satan
There are a lot of instances of accusations of SRA at daycares and preschools in the 80's. This is of course what the card is referencing. and 90's.
>>17829183
or maybe it was just saying that the people who run convenience stores are part of a spy network? Thats what the card said it was. Especially now with the arabs owning everything it seems probable
>>17825990
thanks
this is actually one of my favorite cards
muh pronouns
>>17832069
But your game no longer holds any interest for me. Your architecture is vapid and
worthless, as is your decadent culture, the mindless drivel you call music, the filth
you call democracy. You waste your lives watching pure excrement on television,
shopping at the strip malls, planning your vacations to resorts and theme parks.
The Internet, with its infinitude of information, is used for reading celebrity
gossip and watching sitcoms. You have begun to reduce argument to memes and
11
human communication to trite sound bites. Life has become trivial – and if you
cannot feel the human spirit decaying, you are already dead.
As for those in the profession of law: The vast majority of you are nothing more
than parasites. The only reason you eat, the only reason you can afford to have
roofs over your heads, is that the lives of others have been ruined by the very laws
and social order you claim to be legitimate. You feed off others like worms, and
were this world and their lives just and in order, you would be out of work. Look
upon your lives, and repent.
This modern civilization of which you are all so fond deserves naught from me
but the violence of my contempt; and if you were strong enough, you would hold
the same contempt and turn your torches upon the world as I shall.
Augustus Sol Invictus-Black Pilgrimage
>>17822391
This made me remember something at random.... I was in some kind of bible studies class, but we went to where some altar was, no cross. And I remember them telling us to stand certain places and we were suppose to act like different animals. There were about a dozen of us, I don't remember the rest, but it was so fucking strange.
>>17832321
>You have begun to reduce argument to memes and
>11
D-dubs?
>>17809873
ELMO RULES THE WORLD
>>17832276
the pronouns one is the most scary by far. Could they possible have predicted Tumblr and SJWs in the late '80s - early '90s? I know there have always been feminists, but when exactly did all the shit with the pronouns begin?
>>17833321
thats what I was thinking and also with cattle mutilations "their weird rituals fortell the future... and more"
I have heard about cattle mutilations being done by cults, maybe the cults are in the government or supported by them? Because the guys in black look like the MIB
>>17826066
>and you don't seem to understaaand
>>17833185
ur 2dumb, it's a page number
>>17833921
dont seem to understand what?
GAIS WHAT IF THE CARDS ISN'T THE PREDICTION.
IT WAS THE BLUEPRINT.
EVENTS HAPPENED BECAUSE THAT WAS THE PLAN.
Its called confirmation bias. Nothing new.
>>17833989
I think there is some mythology behind the jewish religion that says their god wrote everything down in a book first. The story of life was written or something of the sort.
>>17834030
> Picture of a guy and upvote/downvote arrows
https://www.reddit.com/r/singularity/comments/4p0qx5/wherin_a_respected_psychology_professor_and/d4h7k7v
Coincidence!
Bomb halloween town. Breakaniggadick. Semper Ridiculum.
I usually take everything posted here with a grain of salt, to me, 99 percent of this stuff is just moderately amusing fiction. However I decided to google a little more about this card game and found something unnerving.
Normally I would dismiss this as just a wild coincidence. But given the other eerie coincidences i cant just out right dismiss it. The man in the middle card looks just like me. I stared at my screen for at least 5 minutes thinking i was just experiencing confirmation bias.So, I took a screen cap and sent it to my girlfriend and she agreed that it looks a lot like me. So given the nature of the game, and the eerie coincidences surrounding the art, what do you think it means?
sorry, The color got fucked up last post, this is the original image
>>17834149
>>17834141
theyre a card game on the illuminati but the creepy part is that all the cards could be true. They could be magic infused cards sort of like tarrot cards
>>17833962
Thanks I guess.
>>17810837
I thought "kek" was just the Orcish way of saying lol in World of Warcraft?
That being said.. orcs are green and frog like
>>17816209
>"gadget"
"AI
pretty much Siri or the new windows 10 Cortana
>>17834141
Maybe you look like the average /x/ user?
>>17810837
>Kuk
Fitting.
Every pollack ITT, please kill yourself at the next possible convenience.
>>17834777
Ironically people do use kek instead of lol in many instances heh...
>>17834865
>thinking im new
I obviously know that, but I thought its mainstream use came from WoW. Yet according to these theories its a fnord for the god of darkness in Egyptian communications
>>17834889
from what I have seen it started on 4chan when people turned lol into lel and lel into kek
>>17834889
Yeah it came from that "topkek" meme originally I believe then the memes sort of got mixed up.
>>17834889
the coincidence was "kek" is like "lulz" which was corruptly laughing at someone elses expence
which happens to be what lord kek was on about
read revelation though, it says the coming leader (not the antichrist) will get himself killed with his own actions, and a long haired kid who plays noisy music will lead the kids away from the bullshit
>>17835293
that hitler and john lennon tho
inb4
>beatles
>noisy
helter skelter is noisier than wtv they were doing then
>>17835054
yeah hes>>17835293 right from what I remember it was "lulz" then "lel" then "kek"
>>17835328
as said, coincidence was also "lulz" was laughing at other peoples expense, which is how donald trump made his money. Evilest of the evil deeds right?
Don't vote for him
>>17835328
Exacty right. This anon gets it.
>is this whole Illuminati Card game real?
>>17783614
>>17783622
>>17783634
>>17783642
>>17783657
>>17835345
While he is the only one talking about closing the borders and the corruption, I feel him and clinton have divided america into 2 types (either total liberal or nationalist conservative) and the whole talk about mexicans with the BLM stuff is really out of control. I do believe mixing right now especially is not good.
>>17835328
>>17835054
It came from WoW.
The horde word "lol" translates into "kek". Everyone on the WoW forum kept using the word kek instead of lol and 4chan started doing the same after awhile.
So >>17834889
is right.
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/kek
have to post it sorry
>>17834795
The ELIZA effect, in computer science, is the tendency to unconsciously assume computer behaviors are analogous to human behaviors.
In its specific form, the ELIZA effect refers only to "the susceptibility of people to read far more understanding than is warranted into strings of symbols — especially words — strung together by computers.
It is derived from ELIZA, a computer program and an early example of primitive natural language processing. ELIZA operated by processing users' responses to scripts, the most famous of which was DOCTOR, a simulation of a Rogerian psychotherapist.
>>17808996
The Michael Jackson Estate just responded to allegations with the words, "Enough Is Enough"
>>17809027
Go to bed you have summer school faggot
>>17812894
Wrong meme dingus.
>>17809116
A lot of reaching like the princess di one, it predicts fucking nothing
>>17836316
>I have had it with these monkey-fighting snakes on this Monday-to-Friday plane!!!!
>>17834141
Save up some money, change your name, drop contact with everyone you knew except your girlfriend, move to Hawaii.
>>17822408
>>17823426
So, I just noticed the church of the subgenius in these cards and saw another anon asking for the rest of those cards. Does anybody know anything interesting about that at all? I remember a thread here a while ago that a supposed member of the church made which was pretty intersting.. Just wonderin
>>17823935
> The SubGenius knows that a Godlike alien space monster calling himself
"Jehovah-1" Is watching us and making us dance like cheap puppets for His
own ends. Depressing, isn't it?
This is a basic belief of Theistic Satanism, btw. Pretty awesome.
>>17808996
You sure this one's Trump?
> Harry Potter
>>17809873
>>17816535
symbol is deal with it glasses AYYYYYY
>>17833321
in the 80s.
womyn trans rights etc
the game was made using highly plausible events.
obviously a nuke would meltdown or break. the twin towers were attacked in 93, and so on.
the Mitt and Palin card... They look like typical politicians/whites.
![e96[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/WQwcJvS.jpg "e96[1].jpg")
>>17836519
no
>>17836586
yeah but its not to the level it is today
Alien abductions, cdc bioterror, oregon crud ( I actually remember a news story of white goop falling down from the sky in the mid west), cloning, mk ultra, destroying personalities in the media are not highly plausible events unless you believe the illuminati is 100% real
>>17837056
this is a good card
>>17837058
Welcome to hydraulic press channel
>>17837186
very informative because the green groups in america are probably communist shills
>>17809027
You realize that the Twin Towers were bombed once before in 1991, right?
People on /x/ are so historically illiterate
>>17808996
Early 90's right?
I got extraordinarily lucky and found a sealed reprint of the first 450 cards for the game for $15 dollars. Opened it and looked at all of them and played the game with my brother once. It is a fun game in general and has loads of eerie similarities to real life.
Supposedly Steve Jackson (the creator) will make you a new print of all the cards if you submit a request.
I doubt it's really free like it says though. You probably have to pay for shipping at least.
>>17837348
1993
>>17808996
https://www.amazon.com/Steve-Jackson-Games-1305SJG-Illuminati/dp/1556343841
Don't know if you know about this Op, but now there is this neat webpage called www.google.com, it lets you type anything into it and it will search the internet for it, pretty cool huh?
>>17837206
the conservative groups in america are actually fascist shills. informative.
Does anyone remember this?
>>17837574
the government probably has secret robot sea monsters
>>17837537
They're both facist but atleast conservatives want gun rights and closed borders
