Unstaged weird from yourself or the world around you. Post what you got.
>>17808589
A egg that a jay dropped and i boiled that cooked clear.
>>17808595
>>17808589
Skin conditions aren't weird, they're sad and kinda gross. Your egg being clear after boiling is because it had an irregular pH balance; it may have been rotten.
Get that skin shit treated.
textbook cellulitis, get it treated
>>17808796
Looks more like a fungal infection to me, hard to treat. The medication for it kills your liver and only works maybe 50% of the time.
>>17808995
If it's fungal then he can treat it with topical cream or soaking in a coconut oil/vinegar solution
>>17808675
>>17808796
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>>17809111
Was kinda hoping for pictures of animal and plant deformities, glitchy metalwork, and odd naturally occuring stuff like ball lightning or fire rainbows. I got a bunch of snots being useless and unfun.
>>17809252
Sense of wonder anyone? Im aware that there is underlying math in everything. But that does not push it out of the realm of being novel.
>>17809271
>>17808589
How is a fungal infection weird?
>>17809452
Crows are so based.
>>17809468
Looks like a magpie. They're pretty clever
Crows are jerks. Ravens rule.
>>17809489
its a european crow
>>17809513
Looks like a local name issue. :)
Hmm, seems what we call magpies in the US are called crows in Europe. In US crows are all black. "European crow " doesn't seem to be a species, but a common name for either the hooded crow or the magpie?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magpie
>>17809489
It's not a magpie. Im an ausfag, I'm well aware of how a magpie looks.
>live in the middle of nowhere basically
>drive home at about midnight after watching end of evangelion at friends house
>nobody on roads at this hour
>suddenly police lights in my mirror
>scared cause i basically never drive and certainly never got pulled over before.
>about halfway through my panic i realize there is no siren
>start thinking that i did nothing wrong and wondering why cop is on this road at this hour
>torn between fear of getting raped by local rednecks or getting in trouble with cop.
>decided to tell him i couldn't hear him i got caught and keep driving
>stays behind me for like 2 minutes
>i turn into my neighborhood and the car keeps going
i didn't get a good look at the car cause they turned off their lights. nothing happened all day and i haven't told anyone cause they either wouldn't believe me, wouldn't care, or would chew me out for evading the police. not as spooked as i thought i would be given this is creepypasta 101 shit.
>>17809595
he wanted you to get out of his way, ding dong. cops don't work 9 to 5, if you spend time out and about after dark you see them zipping around with the lights on and no siren all the time. they often don't use siren because people are trying to fucking sleep and the sound of the siren carries further at night
lucky you didn't get a ticket for not swerving off the road and bowing and scraping enough as he passed by, small town dickwad cops especially have intense superiority complexes like that
>>17809694
you are probably right. though the police around here never have had a problem passing cars before.
>>17809595
How do you have a license? It's people like you that make me wish we had different levels of driver's license so I don't have to be stuck sharing the roads with idiots like yourself.
>>17808589
How many times are you gonna post this? It's not paranormal. Go see a fucking dermatologist you disgusting fuck.
>>17809468
Corvids in general, astoundingly intelligent for a bird and they learn to adapt so quickly to things
>>17809694
Here cops put lights on to pull someone over. They don't use sirens to do so usually. They use sirens to tell people to get out of the way. I thought this was normal.
>>17808589
slather on a thick layer of vaseline, and put some latex gloves on. keep it on while you sleep, then shower in the morning and use a loofa or something to get all the dead skin off. itll help with all the itching and shit.
>>17810251
This will be relevent eventually. We keep shrugging of the way nature tries to thin the herd. Balance is part of necessity.
>>17809452
Crows, starlings, and ravens can be taught to speak.
>>17809595
People can get fake police lights. If there was no siren you made the right decision. You could have left in a ditch on the side of the road.
>>17808589
Stop posting this
>bout 2 months ago
>sitting at work, on nightshift
>decide to have a powernap
>getting super relaxed
>out of nowhere i here someone call >hey anon, using a nickname i havnt heard since my first year of highschool
>check around, the building is still empty except for me
after some thought i figured it was just an auditory hallucination, but it was the loudest and clearest one ive ever experienced
freaked me out
>>17809533
magpies here are specifically a black and white bird, slightly smaller than the local crows
but fucking vicious
they dont just swoop, they claw the fuck out of ya in the spring and summer
>>17809595
Dude, cops are dicks-they just do stuff for no reason cuz youre the only car around-they probably drive off laughing thinking they pulled some lulz super trooper shit while you shit yourself. I have some stories if anyone wants to hear.
>>17808589
Too much fap
Saw this splattered on the sidewalk a few years ago. I can't be the only one who sees a human-like figure here, right? I tried to tell my family but they didn't get it.
I haven't been there recently so I have no idea if it's still there
>>17810585
Hey some of the stuff here is as valid as interpretation of a madman drooling on a hotplate to guess the future by the sizzles. This is fine.
>>17812655
I mean his damn hand, he keeps starting threads by posting it
>>17809595
Where i live sometimes a person will pretend to be a cop and pull you over to bribe money out of you to avoid a 'ticket ' their going to write you. One guy got caught with a phone swipe for credit and debit cards asking people to prepay a ticket or bribe.
>>17808589
Damn dude, get some lotion or fungus spray or something
>>17812616
Definitely spooky man
>>17808589
This symbol that appeared on my hand from a popped blister and then appeared on my ceiling later that night from a shadow. It looks like baphomet/pentagram
>>17812712
He rises
>>17812741
A week before it appeared I began reading about demon evocation an black magic. Things have been happening and I am somewhat afraid
>>17812751
Don't give permission and you will be fine.
>>17810632
I know I'm late but, greentext?
>>17813035
It's probably going to be biased as heck. Most people here have a grudge against authority figures of any kind
>>17812712
You've already OP'ed a thread about this, you're too stuck on coincidences. I'd recommend the movie Number 23 or Pi.
>>17808589
growing up i had 3 sunspot (black moles that are not raised) on my face. 2 on 1 cheek and 1 on the other. it was like this until about 5 years ago
i have photos that prove it but they just are not there any more. i have 3 on 1 thigh now and 2 on the other
>>17812712
Check your mirrors up against a wall.
There might be sigils inside.
>>17813043
If I was a cop I'd probably mess with these spergelords too. Some officers are constantly risking their necks with violent crime and domestic violence calls, they deserve some respect.
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>>17812712
Better check your anus also, could be skeletons in there.
>>17813045
And....
>>17813063
>cop pulls me over
>""""claims"""" that I """"allegedly"""" didn't use my blinker to turn
>V I V I D L Y remember using my signal so I KNOW that he is LYING
>can't speak against him because of the intimidation sigil on his uniform
>stuck with a ticket
>at least he didn't check my car because I just bought DMT and shrooms
>fucking cops
That's how I assume it would go
>>17813045
sunspots, definitely =/= paranormal
>>17813095
kek
>>17813095
Prob thought he saw you buy. Wanted you to cause fuss so he could search your car.
