Cryptids
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Have you ever seen a cryptid? A creature that "supposedly" doesn't exist? Like trolls, big foot, yetis, chupacabra, etc?
If you have, share more information.
>>17807042
you can start
>>17807050
I have never seen one.
>>17807088
/thread
>>17807042
>sewer gator
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60S7pwNXK7Q
>>17807042
"Cryptids" are misinterpretations of ordinary animals.
"Mystical" creatures? Maybe they share common traits like glowing eyes
>>17809626
Most of the time. I'm sure most of it is fake, but there are new animals out there we're discovering all the time.
>>17808430
kek
Never seen one but from some of the harriers and kites I've seen flying by my house, I can definitely understand why people still believe they see Thunderbirds. Hen harriers have wing spans that nearly exceed 4 feet; a hundred feet up, they look massive. I couldn't even began to fathom what a California condor's 9 foot wingspan would look like.
>>17807042
HOW THE FUCK IS A FUCKING ALIEN CRYPTOZOOLOGY
OR A ZOMBIE
WHY NOT PUT KILLER ROBOTS AND GAY NIGGERS FROM URANUS ON THAT LIST TOO?
>>17809635
Glowing eyes is just eye shine
I remember when I was younger learning to ride a bike. Me and my entire family saw a creature with vantablack fur running on all fours. It had no discernible features other than its teeth. I freaked the fuck out , but my parents oddly enough payed no mind to it despite thinking it was strange. Mfw we never discussed it after it dissapeared after running past a single tree.
>>17814830
Neat
I've always been interested in cryptozoology and though I'm studying normal zoology I kinda want to do some research in the field but I also don't want to be grouped with the fuckwits chasing ET. A friend & I saw what may have been an ABC (alien big cat) while bush bashing a while ago but disregarded it, now the gov's doing a legit investigation and I'm seriously considering getting in on that shit.
>>17817312
>I've always been interested in cryptozoology and though I'm studying normal zoology I kinda want to do some research in the field but I also don't want to be grouped with the fuckwits chasing ET.
>A friend & I saw what may have been an ABC (alien big cat)
>now the gov's doing a legit investigation
Ok fags. Ive seen some of this shit. Used to work graveyard, and then spent perhaps 3-4 years outside. At night. In bush - ausfag non basement dweller. Ive seen mythical black panthers, crazy fucking monkey niggers that crab run, and kanga fucking walla foxes. Coupled with me still being alive despite 1000% should - have - been dead situations reguarly at that time, yep you best believe that shit anon.
And kangawallafox? ...
> 3am driving country. Perhaps 1hr to nearest town, scrub with sealed 2 lane road, 2-3m deep, 4m wide ditches either side of road, then on one side a gap of around 10-15m to a barbed wire stock fence.
> spot animal size of dog eating kangaroo in middle of road
> animal looks up at me
> fuck ya eat my bumper ya mangy dingo bastard
> fucker crab runs across road
> fucker jumps "across ditch"
> fucker literally flies and lands balanced on TF barbed wire fence.
> stares at me as i oh shit drive by
And btw, drug and alc free workplace. I was clean sober and fucking awake for a week after that.
>>17818046
I'm more interested in the crab walking nigger.
>>17818046
>kangawallafox
>>17807042
Of course not - they don't exist. They're legendary animals based on belief.
I'm more likely to believe there are different races of aliens visiting the Earth, than there are some mighty creatures that eluded detection for thousands of years.
>>17807042
>Cryptozoology
>Witch, Vampire, Zombie, Alien, Troll, Leprechaun
U wot m8
>>17807042
I've seen an owl almost twice as big as any owl is supposed to get. Wish I had stopped and gotten out of my car to approach it, but honestly, I was a bit freaked out and just kept driving, with the excuse that I wanted to hurry up and finish my paper route. Drove past it going less than ten miles an hour though, and got a good damn look at it. And by seeing it out the passenger window as I drove past, I was able to get a good estimate of its size; at least 40 inches tall. It was standing straight up in the middle of my lane. I've seen other larger than usual owls before and since, but none that was near as big as that thing. I will never stop being astonished and confounded by that huge fucking owl.
I once saw something, wasn't quite sure what it was. It was around November time last year, my girlfriend and I were out around 11pm on the outskirts of our city where there isn't much if anything because there was a meteor shower and we were watching. I took a headtorch, the ones like miners wear minus the helmet, and I glanced across an open field just off the trail we were on and noticed an outline of a figure, at first I thought it was a deer or a dog but it was much larger than a dog and it didn't look much like a deer from the outline I could see, the light from my torch reflected in it's eyes as it stood staring back at us, I looked away to ask if my girlfriend could see it too and when I looked back it was gone. The size was about that of a lion but since I'm in the UK I'm convinced it wasn't a lion. A few months later there was an article in the local paper detailing how a lot of people had reported seeing werewolves very close to the area we were
>>17818188
Fuck yeah anon. I love me some werewolf stories.
What would win Bigfoot VS Werewolf??
>>17818629
Who would win in a fight? 10000 giants or 10000000 unpaid chinese soldiers?
>>17818643
Prob giants
>>17818643
Depends how tall are the giants.
>>17818158
That's only a few inches taller than recorded owl size.
>>17818188
Sounds like a escaped big cat. They're ambush predators so they back off if they know they've been spotted unless they're desperate for food.
Rich dumbasses and drug dealers, man
>>17818643
>>17818648
>>17818664
We Shadow of the Colossus now
>>17818648
Really, the winners are the ones who no longer walk the earth
>>17818670
I bet they disagree
>>17818677
Have you ever ridden in a wheelchair before?
It's a lot of fun
>>17818687
Yes
Fucking kek though
>>17808525
Am I the only one that thinks this is sad? The poor gator is stuck in the sewer. :(
>>17807042
rat kings aren't a cryptid, its just a bunch of rats tangled up.
>>17807042
Seen OPs mothers vagina. Thats a monster in and of itself
>>17808525
It doesn't even look real
The way it starts and stops
It's like a robot
>>17818715
You fools with your refusal to imagine anything for yourselves..
The rats wouldn't die just because their tales are tangled. Rats live in large family colonies, and bring back food to feed older, younger, or wounded rats in their keep
>>17818725
Rat master ^
Test
>>17818731
Every day, in every city in America, dogs are systematically executed, and their bodies promptly disposed of
Now the question which plagues my mind, and prevents me from moving on is thus:
What happened to the dogs' blood?
>>17818725
That doesn't make a rat king a cryptid
>>17818736
Their bodies are cremated
>>17818668
>That's only a few inches taller than recorded owl size.
Wrong. Especially since its tail length didn't count for shit cause it was standing on its legs.
Unless by "few inches," you actually meant a few inches more then a foot.
>>17818738
but what do they do with the blood?
>>17818741
Bottle it and mix an acid, DMT, and peyote cocktail for you to consume when you post on /x/
>>17818750
Oh, they drink the dogs' blood, do they?
We have a local monster called a fieldwalker that's like a were Coyote with super big legs. People tell ghost stories about it around my hometown. I freaked the fuck out early one morning, because I thought I saw it in the morning fog out in an orchard. I never believed in it, but there is was. I went closer and it turned out to be some kooky old guy on stilts stealing peaches before the farmers woke up. What a world we live in.
>>17818741
It gets burned with the body. Most crematories just seal the body in a bag then place it in the retort. There's a growing trend of fashionable cremations to drive up costs, though; those include wooden coffins and etc to be burned with the pet. In those cases the blood is removed and the body embalmed.
Burial requires the blood to be removed during the embalming process if there is going to be a funeral.
At both crematories I worked at, the blood that ended up being removed was just thrown out into a dumpster behind the building and sent to a medical waste dump once a week.
>>17818774
Legs for D A Y S
>>17818774
>Stealing peaches
>From an orchard
Poor farmers, they work so hard only to have people come and steal a couple fruit from the forest they worked hard to build with their own two hands
>>17818780
Yeah, the stories were about something kind of like a maned wolf, but bigger, standing upright, and more coyote-looking.
>>17818780
>the blood was just thrown into a dumpster
What causes cancer? It's still a mystery
>>17818783
Taking a basket full or a couple to snack on is nothing, but this guy had a big sack and a truck. He was straight up stealing, like plucking trees clean.
>>17818794
Those poor, poor farmers
Oh, what did they ever do to deserve such misfortune?!
They worked hard to grow that fruit, only to have it STOLEN
>>17818785
Spooky
>>17818789
I've heard being born in late June - mid July causes cancer.
>>17807042
Trolls do exist. 4chan is full of them.
>>17818861
KEK!!!!!
Who writes your material?
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