Hey /x/ so in a few days i have a birthday and with that comes a party of my closest and some random 16 people . I always wanted to try talking to spirits or summoning something like that but i could never force my friends , this time they have no choice. The place the party is gonna be at is around 2 - 3 kilomitars from a graveyeard but i doubt i we will go there and also i am becoming 18.
Long story short : give me some easy rituals for summoning or communicating with ghost , demons and all kinds of entities.
Quick question.
Are you Michael?
>>17803332
A Michael ? If you are referring to my name no . If you are referring to something else i dont have a clue what you are talking about.
>>17803326
kilomitars
don't fuck around with shit that you have no knowledge off
just have an orgy instead, you might get chlamydia but atleast that shit won't scare the shit out of you and haunt you forever
Alright I'll tell you how to summon entity in pic
Get a group of about 25 men, they must be hairy, very hairy
Pour hair remover on eachother and form a human pile in which you wrestle eachother simultaneously while chanting tac cat nam man
Hopefully this will lead to ejaculation
The cat demon spirit will feed on this energy and manifest itself
>>17803366
I know what can happen i understand it but i still want to do it for my sanity's sake , i am a curios bastard and that will probably kill me one day.
>>17803371
Great thx sadly its 8 guys and 8 girls so no can do
>>17803377
This kills the catman
>>17803332
kys, cancer
