Why would you want to?

>>17796469
Edgy teen problems.

>>17796450
What makes you think the devil wants YOUR soul?

Also what makes you think that its valuable enough to pay for, since pretty much every theology would call selling your soul evil, an the evil supposedly gets evil people's souls... Why make a deal when he only has to wait?

>>17796466
>>17796466
Does this actually work?

Anyone have any experiences

>>17796450
Have you tried planting some tasteful hedges? Never underestimate curb appeal.

>>17796450
From idiots like you, he only buys in bulk.

>>17797413
Try this. The Devil loves him some hedges.

>>17796466
Scrape whatever this motherfucker told you. Two steps made easy.
One: Find a goat
Two: Talk to it.
If it talks, it's the devil, if it isn't carry on searching. Eventually you'll find a talking goat.

>>17796450
I'll give you a better deal.

>>17796450
Simple, just say BABYLONIA HOU DALA A UL JUDASA EN MESH

>>17797459
what's this from?

>>17797411
There's only rumors that aren't even that believable. Pretty much every famous musician is said to have made a deal with the devil.