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>>17796403
>be me
>wake up at six, go to work at seven, start working at eight
>get out of work at four, get home at five
>rest until six
>prepare dinner
>eat
>watch TV, surf the webz
>repeat for 50 years
ITT: we don't know how to use the catalog
>>17796413
horrifying
>>17796413
Are you me? I have the same thing, just punctuated with periods of memory loss due to alcohol abuse.
>>17796416
Yup. I just hope I get rich somehow or die before 50.
>inb4 kys
>>17796420
Oh, I do that too, along with copious amounts of cigs. Anything, just to get me killed faster without actually resorting to suicide
>>17796413
>>17796413
Why do you get to work an hour before it begins?
>>17796461
Bad wording. I leave for work at 7. I arrive a quarter before 8 and drink a double espresso before I start doing autistic excel number magick
>>17796473
Are you depress ?
>>17796501
It's the least of my concerns, anon. I probably am depressed, but I don't have the time or money to afford to be depressed.
>>17796509
I mean, my life reads as a study in Durkheim, Weber, and Marx.
I'm a disgruntled, dehumanized, alienated drone.
>>17796534
>I'm a disgruntled, dehumanized, alienated drone.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WI42hQHfbi8