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Let's get a spooky greentext/skinwalker thread going.
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Let's get a spooky greentext/skinwalker thread going.
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Skinwalkers aren't all that spooky once you get to the bottom of the legend. You're thinking of fleshgaits. Those are creepy as hell.
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did anybody read the story that a drug smuggler from arizona wrote? this was a while ago.
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>>17794601
Don't start that bullshit again.

>>17794582
Don't start a gimme thread and pretend like it's something different. You couldn't be bothered to Google a relevant image, yet you expect others to put effort in. It's like you actively want your thread to fail.
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>>17794743
Fuck you cunt, I'll find your house and get my pet Badger to eat your intestines cocksucking nigger.
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>>17794582
>Guys spoon feed me

Either get the ball rolling, or fuck off
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Wanna hear a scary gator walker story?
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>>17794582
What's a skinwalker? Is it like candlejack? Where it is supposed to be all spooky and you're supposed to cut off your writing like this? It's all fake by the way.
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>>17794827
Leqve tbe ficking guy aolne!! Hes aushwistic.
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>>17794836
Fuck is that
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Heh, might add some stuff...
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>>17794582

>go camping in the north grand canyon
>have to take a shit so I walk a bit away from my camp
>find a good spot, but I'm really far away
>hear an odd moaning sound
>the air smells really metallic, like melted penises
>look over and see my friend standing with his back turned to me, not far from me
>ask him what he's doing out there
>he doesn't respond
>air smells like more penises
>ask him again what he's doing
>says, "oh hey bro, sorry I was just pissing over her"
>tell him I have to poo
>he splits and lets me poo
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>>17794582
Your all possessed by a society that has existed for less than a hundred years yet the majority of you believe and follow this societies norms as if your practicing dogma

Govern = control
Ment = mental

1+1 =?
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>>17794582
>live in rural area
>go outside at night
>see a guy walkin weird
>"oh shit its a people wearer
>looks like pic
>go inside and watch fox news for 7 hours straight
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>be me 13
>aunt died
>granny lives alone, parents wanted to bring her with us
>skip couple days
>had sleepless nights
>one night, saw a white faceless figure staring right at me when I was on me bed
>blink several times, and it was gone
>felt delusional
>didn't tell anyone
>one night granny told mom that she saw the same thing walking past her room
>fuckthisshit.jpg
>still felt creeped
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spooks
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>>17794845
yeah candlejack is fa-
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>>17795726
this candlejack spamming is not funny anymo
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>>17794818
I see /b/ found /x/ again
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>>17794878
>trying this hard
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>>17795515
>melted penises
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>>17794878
There's a skinwalker among us guys...
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>>17796194
Probably ran afoul of autocorrect, trying to spell pennies with one n.

>>17796511
A far more plausible explanation is that he's borderline illiterate and/or chemically impaired. But believe what you want.
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>>17796539
>chemically impaired
Huh? Did he fail science class or something?
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>>17796088
Whats /b/ ya stinky stupid piece of cunting shit? /x/ for life just kidding Roman Reigns for life baby.
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>>17795536
*you're
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Hmmmm... They were many stories of what you mentioned... The skin crawler

Episode 1. The Potatoe forest

>after being blunted af anon is going on his way home
>it's night time anon needs to get home so he goes thru a forest becuz it's a short cut
>anon walking thru the forest but what is that he hears? It is the whispers of the wind
>anon is spooked.jpg he hears what seems to be a skin crawler.
>"arOOo" " RaHhH" "skinnnnn crawlaaaa" skinnnnnnnnn Crawlaaaahh"
>bushes moving twigs and branches and shit moving in the near by distance
>anon starts panicking and starts running out of now where and suddenly
>trips
>anon Is spooked tf out as he looks down it seems to be a Potatoe he has tripped over
>but it was a rock
>as he gets up he bumps into something
>ohfuckhereitcomes
>it's the skin crawler
>anon has now shit filled pants looking into this scary mother fucker in its face
Cont.
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>>17798507
>"RAhhh ArOOO sKin crawLahhhh"
>skinfuck tears anon into fucken pieces
>next day
>cops find remains, found full leg into a river
>takes leg out frm ther
>cops try looking for heartbeat, try cpr or reviving it
>pronounced dead on scene
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