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Entity is slamming me so I can barely type. Bad pain. Please notice this. Unsustainable.
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Back story OP. Don't leave any details out.
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>>17794531
Can you rephrase that in a way that doesn't sound so... Forced?
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>>17794531
Is it still going on? I told it to back off an sent some energy at it
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Pic unrelated?
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Is this big foot throwing pebbles at you again?
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>>17794562
did you really?
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>>17794562
>sent some energy at it

This board is such a fucking joke
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>>17794562
It paused. It sometimes pauses. Thanks for the effort. We'll see.

>>17794668
Rocks.
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>>17794718
Yeah. It seemed to back off.

>>17794720
Back to bread and circus mundane

>>17794722
Np. It seemed like it was surprised that something fought back. Good luck with it.
I'll check in now and then to see if it stays way
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>>17794731
Back to /fringe/, pseudo wizard faggot
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>>17794722
What made this start again?
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>>17794722
Hey Low wit , so being a skinwalker myself Imma smoke speed dial Big F and ask if we can knock it off, he's kind of a dick sometimes. Anyway it's cool me and him we go WAY back so just relax bby
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>>17794738
I did what I had to do. It was harassing my brother. I gave myself back to it.
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>>17794531
Don't worry OP I'm sending some rock hard ghost dick your way.
Trust me, I'm a skeleton.

- Ayy lmao
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>>17794741
Wrap you and him in bubble wrap.
Show Big Feet that his primordial trolling attempts are nothing in the eyes of modern packaging science.
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>>17794741
Was your brother having a worse time than you are now?
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>>17794735
Go back to seddit mundane pleb
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>>17794531
Doom starts with an A. Freedom starts with an X.
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>>17794770
Lower tolerance. He was put in a hospital. I think he'll be okay now but I can't keep this up.
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my pain kinda subsided. so maybe yours will. take a nap.
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>>17794798
it's midnight here so...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqAvFx3NxUM
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>>17794806

And I'm drunk so...

ALLLL NNIGHT LOOONNGGGGGG
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>>17794531
Hiya, helen!
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>>17794883
Only able to type leaning. Jacket provides some protection. The beating has resumed.
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>>17794806
>lione richie
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>>17795048
Honestly, if you're serious about this, I'm going to be that guy that says go to a doctor, again. You might have a somatoform disorder. Even if it's a psychically induced one, there are pills you can take to stop the pain and sensations.
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>>17795076
Okay Agent Scully.

I've been trying to get the attention... of the guy who said he saw Native American elders about this. I can't take much more. Even if he's a dumb roleplayer, I'd rather have false hope. If you were at 63 hours without sleep in this position you'd understand. This isn't a joke. It happens to other people in my life.

Help me exorcise it from the whole household so we all can sleep?
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>>17795108
Nah, we'd all rather have you dead from exhaustion and/or suicide.
I told you, like many others, go see a fucking doctor. And I told you that your story reeks of bullshit. There is no demon/spirit/ayylmao/assquatch/yeti/mothman/nessie/cryptid harrasing you
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>>17795048
Buy something thicker than a jacket if that helps.

Like bubble wrap.
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I wasn't able to read much off of OP's disposition when I APed there earlier. OP THEMSELF smells like sulfur. The thing that's there attacking them is far from an ape... it actually looks like a different version of OP. If there is more backstory here, I'd like to think that I can be of service. This is definitely a weird situation, but not too weird for me. I'm First Class Knight in my coven, so yes if there's someone familiar with our situation who can explain why OP is stoning themself to death.... I MIGHT be able to stop them.
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Shitposters, /out/.

Keller, go heavy duty exorcism asap.
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>>17796245
>>17796255
I want to sleep.
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>>17796288
63 hours is a long time
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>>17794531
water dissipates most energy waves
float on ur back with spine and temples underwater

dont look into the light (even the little people that you think arent your brain)
arms down, head back, for everyone

try orgonite? or two metal pylons in the room? (like two metal pieces)

dont create electrons with your brain, dont read the air (ions)
dont "show up" for everyone,
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I've even began smoking the weed again because of a lack of interest in today's society, and till my next paycheck I simply cannot be arsed to meditate anything about it.

Made 26 little spacecakes and growing 4 unknown indica plants that my niece got the seeds from somewhere.

I feel like a fucking degenerate again and I love it.

>----hold up

Obviously I'm not customgrow420 and you aren't that other stoner cunt, so tomorrow I'm starting a month long psilocybin microdose experiment and will be sending cleanses to everybody that needs, you'll be doing me a favor by it.
/blogpost

Keller, just a vague question:

Percentage-wise, how well do you know yourself?
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>>17796379
I get the Helen Keller part, but what I don't get is why?
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>>17794531
Roleplayer detected. If you're actually in waves of crippling pain, you probably burst an organ or something and you need to see a doctor. Stop acting like little kids and pretending you're "sending energy" to each other.
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>>17794531
You need to take yr meds
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>>17796352
Lolwut.
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>>17794531
Kek this board.... are you all schizophrenic I guess?
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>>17796245
>I'm a first class knight in my coven
Lmao mental illness t b h
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>>17796379
I know what I've been told. I should have been told more. I'm just laying here uselessly being beaten.

>>17796467
Yeah?
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You could try this. Either write it out as it is written or print it out and put it in yourself. Kind of a binding.
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>>17796553
*put it on. Not in.
I actually forgot to say put it on you where it is hitting you most frequently.
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>>17796553
>>17796558
Don't do it, Helen! This is bad shit. Harmful.
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>>17796573
Are you the same one who said that when I was giving out blessings? I think this is "Queen", and she worships chaos, and those forms are built on structure, so yeah
Try it. If things get worse, burn the paper or rip it up or something.
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>>17796580
Not the queen, since she's MIA, but one of hers.
And is it really just about "order" v "chaos"? I knew this was bad just glancing at it. And you tell me that I'm an agent of chaos? Top fucking kek!
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>>17796605
Alright. Maybe I'm wrong. I tried.
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Burn salt or lit something. Rub salt on your body and sleep with two handfulls on your pockets. Try outlining the place where you sleep with salt.
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>>17796614
Yes, and I tried to help with many different methods and opinions in the course of the previous two threads, don't know if the bitch even tried, but it's still here and harassing her, which means that our dear Helen is just a nutjob.
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>>17796623
Had you wanted to email me? I was free for a time. It went after my family. I have no knowledge. There is nothing I could do. I did what I had to. What I did was give myself back. Tell me how to pursue a spirit without a name. If I can pursue it then I can protect him. Until I can protect him I have to give it what it wants. It wanted my armor off so it could do this. It's taking another break but it hits harder now. I can't talk after it starts again.
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>>17796701
ill try and help you, however this is past life karma for you. you were once like him.
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>>17796778
Is she really mt st helens? >>17796778
...
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>>17796399
Old inside joke about a friend from Sweden who used to call me Helen Keller and now I have the chance to project that onto somebody else so I am not going to let dreams be dreams anon.

>>17796497
I mean, are you fully conscious of your astral body?
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>>17797274
-90%. It would be -100% if not for the astral armor deal I got.
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>>17794783
How's your dad? Still dead or whatever? Heard he cracked the code on the ol bigfoot.
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I passed out. I was ABLE to pass out.

....8 hours. I feel much better.

HOW do you pursue a spirit without its name?! HOW? Tell me.
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>>17798514
Not role playing would help.
If you're so desperate for attention why don't you try /soc/?
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>>17798514

I think you know my name...
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>>17798514
Did you ask? Most fuckers are too prideful to not give out their name straight on if you ask.
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>>17794842
all night *shimmy* all night *shimmy*
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>>17797312
>>17798514
Gr8.

Just trick the faggot to signing its name in air or something equal mischievous, you got this.
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>>17795108
You need to find out its name..it's the only way...and it's probably related to you in some way ..you need to look at your family tree or maybe speak to a grandparent or someone that might know about your family history. ..someone did something really bad and now your family is carrying the curse ..you have homework to do! ...it could even be your own father....the elders stressed nothing more than needing a name without it nothing can be done and it's usually family related
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Maybe try something a little unorthodox. ..like a ouija board ...most spirits are tricksters and love a game or gambling. .maybe there's a way to trick it into giving you it's name??...just a thought
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>>17794531
general shantis..
eat some salt? burn some sage? beg the moon or the sun for help?
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>>17794720
the world is actually quite weird and we are ever so simple.
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>>17794531
Don't fret, Dear Helen. Myself, atop my trusty steed, accompanied my faithful companion and fellow wizard, Ganrix, have channelled our inner powers and sent energy towards your entity. Heh... it'll get the hint. It knows now to back off.

I would like to thank you, valiant >>17794562, for your efforts in aiding in the quest against the vicious entity.

May the Force be with you.
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>>17796245
>First Class Knight in my coven
HAHAHAH YOU FUCKING DELUSIONAL RETARD

Go tell a psychiatrist that, and see what happens.
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>>17800295
This could work.
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what the fuck are you retards doing? are you 7?

>I SEND ENERGY TO YOU, BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON!!!!!!!!

Grow up you stupid cunts.

>>17800457
no it couldn't, you're a retard
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Is it Big Ticket P.L bum hole destroyer
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>>17800274
you need to stop this. helen thinks you're serious about helping her but you're obviously RPing
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draw this
put tears it
shout "I wish for you to leave!"
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>>17800432
>>17800461

I literally haven't been to /x/ in months, and I figured I'd stop by to see how bad the devolution is coming...

...it's getting worse and worse. I see.

>rpfags, rpfags everywhere
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>>17801772
Or Native American legend and myths ...knowing the entity's name shows up in every culture. ..demon,witch,skinwalker,poltergeist or spirit,call it whatever you want...you need to know it's true name to banish it or perform any Exorcism ...pretty sure that's demonology 101...can't summon a demon without it either-or. ..she asked for my help,I spoke to some elders in my tribe and from another(who now think I'm crazy) about skinwalkers or curses and after mocking me they entertained my questions honestly as best they could...to them it's just old myth and tales grandmother told to keep the kids in check...they spoke about the little people also...but thats another thread all together
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>>17800461
pic related
>treading /x/ without having a 5% sikkunt higher self

If only all the shitposters would go away :'''((((((((((
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>>17796379
>I've even began smoking the weed again because of a lack of interest in today's society

Ground control my sides have began orbit around europa
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>>17802925
Major Tom's long gone.
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>>17795048
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>>17801807
>norse
>that thing doing anything at all
That's a mapuche shit. Means something but it's not a ward
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>>17795048
Wow, finding your problem sure was difficult. Dumbass. Don't use that sixth word unless you've got a fucking clue what you're saying or what you're doing.
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I am going to my mountain. I'll be safe. Don't worry. Plenty of actual sleep means that this isn't some stupid decision. I do not believe he can hurt me there. I will come back in one piece.
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>>17803547
Be safe!
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>>17803547
Hope ya die already.
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>>17803547
R O L E P L A Y
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L MASSIVE
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P KILL
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A RIGHT
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Guys I know what's going on , he's being attacked by candle Jack, someone needs to he
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>>17806775
Candlejack is a cunt.
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>>17805496
You have been visited by the pupper of refreshing beverages

good fortune and affordable beverages will come your way, but only if you reply "taste the feeling pupper"
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>>17806783
Another victim roped
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I caste my "shoo demon" spell

it should leave you alone now.
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>>17794531
How is the entity's girth? is he good or just a size fag so he doesnt even try to pleasure you?
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>>17806794
Nope. Still here. Unlike that bitch, Helen.
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>>17806786
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>>17806816
taste the feeling pupper
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>>17806816
taste the feeling pupper
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>>17806816
Taste the feeling pupper
Also, the filename, shiggy diggy
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Bump for dead Helen!
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>>17806816
TASTE THE FEELING PUPPER
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>>17794562
I gave all my energy to Goku
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