in this thread we write the first thing that pops in your mind
Write the first thing that pops into your mind
>blank af
>>17789461
in this thread we write the first thing that pops in your mind
I'm remember my name, your face, but I won't understand
Deputy Xenocrusher will never deliver.
>>17789461
OP is a fag.
what would happen if you put a slinky on an esclator
penis jaw
first two words i could think of
>>17789461
I wish I could pimp them out.
a bubble
Tulpa are an internal job! Schizophrenia can't melt steel beans!
Inalienable butterfly combustion with cheese
>>17789461
Usahcabsicksqjwgbsjfishqvenfkxxgabendocishbwnduffiwhvendkf
>>17789461
Really looking forward
>>17789632
I really wanna know what's inside your head, anon
>>17789461
I want Op to die
everything needs blueprints
Ballaffe, a mixture of giraffe and ball
Pooping
there's nothing in my mind
I want to kill myself, disgusting whore
I want to play vidya so bad
Replace the ocean with forests
my heart is beating so fast. i wish my anxiety would stop.
>>17789461
This
https://youtu.be/7bKAPVpA46o
>>17789461
>What does this have to do with /x/
Exact first words
>>17789920
impeccable taste
>>17789461
DUDE RADIATION LMAO
>>17789461
Kawaii JK cheeki breeki
Thunderous
M29 telo mimetico hasn't come yet
I fucking despise anime and weeaboos but Kawaii Desu was the first thing that popped up. HELP ME
My back hurts I'm old and everything sucks I want to die but God won't let me.
I wonder what fish pussy is like
I like the word ragnarock
TIna struthers Rambo
Patrick bateman Elephantitis
Scooby doo
Eugenics
Chlamydia
Slinky on an escalator
I wonder if I'm actually scitzophrenic
>>17789461
rothchild is the kek king
I should smoke some more weed. Shit, I should put the rice on. What should I roll into the sushi that's laying around? Should I have another drink of vodka? Yeah! Tomorrow is gonna be a nice day. Time to pet the cat and cook.
Melbo belba bomb
Mates eat meat grated
If I fill in the application I am guaranteed that promotion but if I fill in the application I will have to work more why am I tell you all this /x/ is one of the worst board but oh god I don't want to face the prospect of working 6 days a week altho it would make it easier to find a wife because I could say i'm in events management which suggests I have my shit together maybe I do but I don't think I do I should go to bed now
Orange
>>17789461
Holy shit this image was my desktop in my junior year of high school - man that just blasted me back
apples
Eu tenho saudade de quando eu era pequeno. As coisas eram mais fáceis de entender.
Every thing that is to be has already been
I gotta go to work in 10 minutes and I'd rather hang myself than stock another shelf.
I could sure suck some cocks right now
Sure is dark out
Engalocheee, is like im so high!!!
>>17791040
Op, is that you?
I could really go for some soup
Banke gongom gagala hafi tuja yupe
Pussy
i want to suck a big fat uncut white dick
>>17789461
Its alright an all time low with highs in the mid 70s, 6 finger trigger pistol with a butt to boot. Lost my shoe down the road couldnt find until I met you.
>>17789461
Where do you find this image? What do i search?
>>17789461
I want a large orange dildo in my ass
Make America great again.
I been threw a dessert pawn the whores with gnome game feels Goodman to be put of a brain
I should die my hair black.
Dat edge
>>17791113
why orange
I bet you're not actually gay and just want attention
>>17791110
>>17791107
when it will be my turn for happiness
>>17789461
Niggers
>>17789461
im crazy in love silly nigger
Maturity is the mountain at which we measure when we stop growing and start dying
This is a test and I'm merely an interpreter of the world outside the void
>>17791163
I'm bi, not gay.
Idk just first thing that popped in my head.
Dis guy. Always.
slit my wrists i can t get dee p enough mysel f
hel p me ou t
the first thing that pops in my mind.
Bananas!
Then toilet paper
>>17789461
Suicide makes the pain go away faster than living.
>>17789461
Who the hell likes pickles???? Who was the fuxkface that thoughts, hay I'm going to stick a flippin cucumber in vinegar with other shit, let it sit for days and then eat that shit?!
My mind used to be deep but I made it shallow
Why is this board so shit
I think it's because of summer but seriously. Everyone is cancerous now, 4 months ago people were more supportive and patient
Any potentially good thread gets turned to shit because of all these fucking summerfags
Now,now. Great band
Yeah anytime I try to share my paranormal experiences it just goes to shit
>>17791691
Why is the dog barking?
>>17789461
Get out of here Stalker!
Energy can't be created or destroyed, which means ghosts do exist and our presence remains on this planet forever.
But since energy can't be created, that means we lose a bit of ourselves when we reproduce, and while we evolve and expand as a race, we are deteriorating as a collective.
Vote for Hilary.
French fries French fries burger king I wanna fuck my sister Patton Oswald's tits boi Razer dog mouth pink vitriol.
They will feel you looking at them and that's how they will find you
Where can I get a cute waifu
>>17789461
This is stupid.
Send help.
It's 4am, why is it so bright outside?
Something about collective consciousness
Think a thought, prove it didn't come from elsewhere
Technically it did if it was based on something
Fuck
Sweet delicious cunt juice
supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
>>17789461
Peanutbutter isn't cheese
>>17789461
red cherry doodlebomber
>>17789461
Love is Law Love is the holy ghost made real. Love that goes above procreation above sex. when you help your fellow man build his spirit home you are with god.
>>17791840
>>17792820
>>17792897
>>17792901
food/taste
I really hope that macaroni was still good...
I wanna start drinking but I dont wanna be too tired to go out tonight.
What is it, Stalker?
>>17789461
This thread should be on /b/
can't change your position without the will to live
Now everybody from the 313 put your mutahfucka hands up and follow me
It's my birthday today and I'm at home browsing /x/. What the fuck am I doing?
Hey there, I guess this counts as your current writethread? I’m putting out the call for writers of all skill levels to submit their work to our budding very short fiction magazine: The Bard Quarterly. As the name might express, we’re going to be publishing four times a year, beginning with issue #000 on September 1st, and continuing for as long as there’s interest. You can access our cheap-ass free website via our fb page:
fb.com/thebardquarterly/
or just follow the links in the image.
The dot-points:
>we want very short fiction (~750 words)
>we pay (a pittance)
>we give feedback even if we say no
>it'll be in free pdf format
This thread's a bit of a fizzer, but I've seen /x/ produce some great stuff in the past, so I'm looking forward to hearing from you!
I'll check the thread again in ~24 hours to answer any questions, but it's all on the website.
memes
Big P.L Ass Raper and Brown Eye Destroyer.
>>17789461
I made a shitty origami baphomet
>>17793273
The old monk lets out a sigh. For nearly a hundred years now, he's sought the Truth. He's traveled far and wide to meet religious leaders and philosophical giants to discuss the true nature of the universe.
He isn't satisfied. He knows men pervert the wishes of their gods to their own ends. Science has only revealed so much to us.
He now meditates in the silence of a deep cavern. There is no outside world to distract him. It's just him and his mind.
He mouths silent chants. He is emaciated and unkempt, hungry and thirsting. He is well-disciplined, taking only what he needs to stay alive.
He seeks the Truth on his own. He sends his mind outwards. He sees trees and rocks, landscapes flying by, a blue orb in the darkness. He flies past stars and planets. It's beautiful.
He goes further, watching the galaxies dance. Glorious nebulae. From this distance, it all starts to make sense. The Great Machine churns forever onward with its infinite cogs and wheels. They all serve a purpose no matter how small. Indeed, it is meant to be thus.
Meant by whom? He journeys further. The universe becomes insignificant to him. It is just one band of blackness. Chains of light and dark encircle each other, infinite possibilities. These chains are just some of many.
He follows the chains. He sees the hand that holds them. He sees the ones they bind.
The cavern screams endlessly. The monk saw all too clearly.
He saw the Truth. It saw him, too.
"Why don't you run away."
Over and over and over again. Why...?
In the end, all we remember is our regrets.
>>17789461
Get out of here, Stalker.
Cinnimon toast crunch
Poopnoodle
I miss him
I want to stab you with a fork
>>17789647
[paraphrased]
>>17789816
Apparently not!
Nothing
Loli waifu
>>17789877
>disgusting whore
Referring to OP or yourself?
>>17789911
Is this an /x/ thing, generalized anxiety disorder, or something specific for that day?
>>17790833
You were viewing the thread from the index, so the last five posts included >>17790036
>>17790836
That's a lot of first thoughts. Is the last one part of the first set or an observation on the size of the first set?
>>17790941
You need to find a better compression algorithm for your thoughts.
>>17790995
You need to find any compression algorithm at all.
This pic
>>17791163
>why orange
Psychic resonance with >>17790960, obviously.
>>17791527
>too much recursion
>>17791688
Hell of a first thought.
>>17791879
>quick
>don't think
>>17792814
Just because it had cause doesn't mean it came from somewhere. The context of a thought doesn't always generate the content of the thought. Take this thread as an example: If thought were just a result of their context, everyone would have had a very similar class of thoughts in respond to the OP.
We are way more unique than we've ever known.
>>17793020
Boy, that thought was just lying in wait for a way to express itself, huh?
>>17793304
I can just imagine your mind repeating that constantly.
>memes
>memes
>memes
>memes
>memes
>gotta meme fast
>>17793500
You know you want to.
>>17794715
You fail to see beyond your current idea of memes to what they truly represent and how they manifest.
>>17794727
Heh, >>17783560
>>17793423
Sorry, we don't copy+paste from the boards directly.
>>17789461
Mind
Games
Mime games
Mind manipulation
Aliens/inter dimensional/heavenly bodies
Secrets
Obvious facts
Dumb people
Seeking escape without death from the moronic
Etc etc
>>17789461
Weasel.
...sorry, that's where my mind goes with the word "pop".
>>17789461
A hideous name.
I have a wicked hang over. Also I have no toilet paper. I miss the angry beavers and I want taco salad
Memeosaurus rex
>>17789477
eben meme
Okay, so it's a video game:
You play as a cave-dwelling mutant, and you have to stealthily kill as many people as possible
After you die, you come back as the child of your previous character
However, the reason you're mutated is because you're the product of several generations of incest
Thus, you get more and more fucked up as you die, leading you from just being an ugly, lanky guy to this horrific abomination
You also get to pick out upgrades and shit between generations, but sometimes you get handicaps like blindness
OP told me to write the first thing I thought of...
>>17796248
Stop thinking about incest
>>17789461
The Riverfest is highly over priced
>>17789461
I don't know why but this channel I have been obsessing over recently so it always pops into my mind. It's name is lususnaturæ
im really wandering about what the future will be like in billion years for human life will the human race be extinct will everyone just be mindless cyborgs or is everyone just immortal cyborg people
Squiddles
i wonder what gunpowder tastes like
dassabesso jussa chillen fuckin
Cheeseburger
yo mama bin fartin
ooga booga jibba babba pooty hole :D
Goddamnit, I wish I could stop hiccuping.
happy night sad day
Well one time when I was a kid my friend told me Barney got fired from his show for swearing after stubbing his toe on live television.
Well that dosent translate
why is this shit on /x/ ?
>>17789461
mei is bae
>>17789461
BLYAT
>>17789461
I don't want to go away
>>17789461
The jewish lies intensifies.
were oranges named after the colour or was the colour named after the fruit
>>17791691
Summer is a myth. m00t himself (PBUH) said so.
All the world will be your enemy, Prince of a Thousand enemies. And when they catch you, they will kill you. But first they must catch you; digger, listener, runner, Prince with the swift warning. Be cunning, and full of tricks, and your people will never be destroyed.
I am definitely dying alone
>>17789461
Such a fucking waste of time.
>>17798183
Is that Sunn O))) OP
CBRN suits look cool :). Always felt this way since I was a child. Clowns = terrifying, but hamzat suit = cool
>>17789461
Hitler did nothing wrong
Who are you, the reincarnation of Kerouac? On cocaine?
Could you use a laser pointer in laser tag,and would it be the same as the other lasers?
>>17789461
I don't know who you are, I don't know where you're from, but I can see you. I know you. You can have anything you want, you can be anyone you want. So, why are you you?
>>17798275
What? You mean bring your own laser to a laser tag arena? It would work but you wont get points exactly, and you could potentially blind people I guess.
>>17789461
people must learn what it means to be free before it's too late
>>17798319
It's too late. The fact that you have to brought it up proves it.
>>17798336
¤maybe for some, but not for all.¤
>>17790981
>he thinks in spanish
Pleb
>>17798370
>thinks that is spanish
Pleb
>>17789461
H.R. Giger is H.P. Lovecraft reincarnated.
>>17796177
Whoa. I was watching The Angry Beavers yesterday stoned af. Such a weird show.
>>17798372
>doesn't think in American
Fag
I'm about to ghost like Swayze.
>>17798374
You ever played Tormentum: Dark Sorrow on Steam?
Oh shit what popped into my mind
James Paul mccartney was replaced in 1966 with a lookalike to further the mind control agenda
Don't just stand there, i said come in!
bluebottled lacquer candle drippings melted over the years
You wanna burn the liars but you'll set us both on fire
I can't get this fucking song out of my head
>>17798826
>You wanna burn the liars but you'll set us both on fire
You wanna see if the kings bleed blue
Fuck what's wrong with you
niggers
>>17789461
watermeloon
"Since when does this have to do with anything we were trying to do"
This was sort of...odd, because it came almost as a sort of admonishment, out of nowhere. Damn psyche
My boyfriend's dick.
Escape from inbred mountain
Burr shot first
>>17789461
niggers
>>17798240
It's the KLF/Justified Ancients of Mu Mu
I want a Soarer
Hotdogs!
>>17789461
bush did 9/11
AWAY AWAY
I've been playing too much BloodBorne lately.
Who drinking tonight?
>>17801700
Aw shit homie, about to start.
>>17789461
Why does the plunger go into my ass easier that trying to pull it out?
I like to smell my farts
I wish I were dead.
tight boy ass in silk and lace
>>17789461
Where can i find some sizzurp?
I have to be up in two hours!
The ash king is made of ashes, the ice queen is made of snow
>>17789461
this
https://youtu.be/vQhqikWnQCU?list=RD7VKh4aVWxSI
>>17791155
>>17791687
>I'm going to stick a flippin cucumber in vinegar with other shit, let it sit for days and then eat that shi
can i offer you a coffee Mr bone it's my pleasure to give you this service of vidya and sauce on your favorite porn, don't stop me from killing these innocent little sprouts i guess i like ketchup too much to save pikachu from the evil hannibal kannibal my mind plays tricks on me don't tell me anything about rose she is long gone wishing she never would have touched that crocodile hunter man because he wanted more than plushies for hes kindergarden show. it was a kiss of a lifetime
emptious eternal motion
crashing cannot save our eyes
fartknocker beavis dillhole i sleep
for faggots and you want to kick me
cake and ice cream where's my cat i seeyoufrogfaceGTFouttahere fizbinfizzlestick dick on a leash bird turd word
>>17789461
it's mice to not have things pop into my mind. Have I found peace? I didn't realize my mind was so still (b52's music)
When will I think of something
haveyou heard that new, that new uh
that new
kenny winker record?
https://youtu.be/yOIaETfKMmY
>"Don’t trust me, I’m a total dickface liar. Don’t listen to me I’m a hard-dick fuckface lyin’ cheat coward liar… I’m a liar. Doodoo doodoo doodoo doodoo on you. Doodoo doodoo doodoo doodoo on you . Don’t make love to any part of me. My dick tells lies, just like my son of a bitch face. Don’t undress in my house. My house is a terrible camera! A camera with fangs and shit. Sha-doo-be. On on. Shadoobie shacoos shadoobie. dun dun dun dun dun dun. Don’t eat that roast on my table. We fucked up on that table. Don’t tell me my whistlin’ is good. Whistlin’s dead and we both know that. I’m alone in these woods that we call life. You’re a perfect wife for a dead man and that’s not me. If you are still there in the dark, don’t reach out to feel my heart. You will only mush your perfect phlange into my demon turd of a soul. Your hand would go into my satanic cheeseburger, A.k.a. my heart’s vagina."
>Kenny Winker
>>17789461
i really shouldn't love you
I wish I was not here, I wish I could feel nothing but I can't
>>17789461
picture immediately reminded me of S.T.A.L.K.E.R.
so
get out of here stalker
If you get a blumpkin after 2012 it's not cool anymore.
I'm tired
>>17789461
Stillness.
>>17789461
"what is the first thing that pops into my mind, hey, this is it.."
if the seven and a half years i've spent on this board were worth a shit, or if any of the shit on here was real, i'd have some way of contacting her by now
Bananus
Valarieeee call on me. Come and seeee me! I'm the same boy I used to be.
Famine. This world is parasitic.
>>17803124
why do i get the sense that this was a signal or a code for someone
This thread was made by 'them' to know what is on our minds...
>>17803443
fucking perfect
>>17789461
i dont know anything, where am i?
>>17789461
death
There needs to be another STALKER game
Inevitable death of humanity. Suffering, sadness. Each year that passes gets worst. Each decade that passes will reveal more horror. This is the last century of comfortable living.
Shit Warriors
>>17789461
Varg Vikerness
What do y'all think of my dogger?
>>17789461
Society is being ripped apart by the economy and all hope is a lie to keep you working for your owners.
>>17798298
True, true, false. False. Hilariously false, mostly false. Physics.
slinky poofer scoffers, witty pooper stoppers
cops cmonclair fun yea
yogo yogo grow trees know them dont know them oioioioioooooooi koofer gangers
spank tank banger glangers
roll em up
fabulous forsworn trailroad jockey go blat it?
the situation is what of you make of it
pretty sure its here now shiggly diggly diggly diggly
FRESH LATINA GIIIIIRRLS
you cant prove anything in this world exists
you'll never know if africa is real or not and we're just donating money to a fictional continent because anything could be photoshopped or acted out
you done ho ho ho ho HOOOOOOOOOO HOUHUHUHU doo doo doo
you cant run from air
if you look long enough you'll probably realize that you're asymmetrical and you'll never get it out of your head im balling for absoluitely no reasayon
JASON BLAHA PSYOPS
my workout just now was alright, but my earbud wire was too short for me too stand all the way straight up and it made it awkward, and i was a little sick from eating some chicken nuggets and chicken parmesan earlier, come to think of it was all i had today chicken? many chickens died for my pleasure, i am a greater species SOOOOOIYOOOOOO
I still love her
>>17789461
harpoon storks
So...after a few more posts, would we be able to see patterns? Synchronicity?
¿Qué mierda es esto?
>>17789461
I cannot love.
>>17798370
>Spanish
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAHAH
ignorant Amerifat
>>17789461
A NU CHIKI BRIKI I V DAMKI
>>17789461
the hair on the outside of my butthole constantly scrapes on my anus
>>17789461
I wanna fuck Ahu Sungur so hard
what is the purpose of this thread?
I want to make a sandwich. Salami, cheese and mustard.
>>17789461
Jesus Christ is God.
>>17789461
A black shadow
>>17789461
Keep your eyes on the sunset tonight.
>>17807742
will do. thanks
ACH NU CHEEKI BREEKI I V DAMKE
>>17789461
I fucked your mum.
leafy is a nigger loving jew
She didn't want me anymore